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06:39Look at you. Was it a good ride?
06:41Yes, but I missed you with all my bones.
06:44Me too. Me too.
06:46Hey, there he is.
06:47Look, it's the Jinx.
06:49Live and in person.
06:51No, no, get over here.
06:53Hi.
06:55I promise I won't try and name my high school wrestling moves on you.
06:59I swear this is the most you'll see us.
07:01Kenneth, right?
07:02Ken-Kenny.
07:04But, you know, people call me Kenny, but it doesn't matter.
07:10Hi, Margo.
07:11Hi.
07:12And look at this little guy.
07:13We really do appreciate you coming to help, Mr. Manny.
07:18Yeah, yeah.
07:19Dad's going to take Bodhi to see every live animal in Vegas.
07:22The flamingos, the shark reef.
07:24Yeah, all right, let's check in.
07:25I've got to feed them more.
07:26Come on.
07:33Come on.
07:34I say I've got no children.
07:37I'll hear but a boy.
07:39You want to stay.
07:40Can't you see?
07:42Help me.
07:44Help me.
07:45Let me help before I die.
07:48Can we get a reservation under Hearn?
07:51Kenneth?
07:52Yes.
07:53Great.
07:53We have you for two rooms this evening.
07:55Yeah, with a mini fridge.
07:57I put in a request for a mini fridge.
07:58Yes, there is a mini fridge.
08:01Oh.
08:01Tomorrow evening, we have you booked for the king room with balcony and pool view.
08:05You did not.
08:07A poolside room?
08:08Pool view, but yeah.
08:10And you also have reserved an additional room for two nights, and I just need a credit card.
08:14Right, that's you all.
08:17Oh, the separate rooms?
08:19Oh, yeah, we're not sharing a room until our wedding night.
08:24Visa, MasterCard, or Amex?
08:26MasterCard.
08:27No, you don't have to.
08:28One king or two queens?
08:30Two queens, you fucking sicko.
08:33Sorry, he's my dad.
08:35He's just here to watch my baby while my mom gets married.
08:38No need to explain.
08:40Two queens.
08:42I'm splitting the room with you.
08:44I'm not letting you pay for all this.
08:46It's fine.
08:47It actually isn't.
08:51I should probably pump before this magic show that Kenny is taking us to, which really should be amazing.
08:58Oh, I'm sure it will be one of the most amazing moments in your young life.
09:02We'll just go grab some ice.
09:05Can you get snacks, too?
09:06Yep.
09:07We are about to go ape shit on a vending machine.
09:09Ape shit.
09:16A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance.
09:20A group of crows is a murder.
09:22A group of parrots is a pandemonium.
09:32There are pigments called carotenoids in the algae that brine shrimp eat, and since a flamingo eats those shrimp, its
09:40body metabolizes the pigments, and that's how its feathers turn pink.
09:54Flamingos are monogamous, and mom and dad both help to build the nest and incubate the egg.
10:04How about that?
10:06Let me get into my carpetbag-o-tricks, shall we?
10:09Okay, we got a cloak of invisibility.
10:14Ooh, I know it doesn't look like much, but maybe...
10:18Oh, no, thanks.
10:19Speaking of mistakes, where'd you get that dress, hon?
10:22Did you fall in a can of red paint, or what's going on?
10:25Where'd you buy that, Blooming Fails?
10:27Oh, ouch.
10:29That was very good.
10:31Two audience volunteers for my next trip.
10:33Getting a bulletin.
10:34I am hearing that we have a couple who is getting married tomorrow.
10:41And, ladies and gentlemen, what is more romantic than getting pulled on stage at a matinee magic show in Vegas?
10:49Okay, Kevin Syed.
10:51Kevin Syed, you're here.
10:53Clap it up.
10:55Clap for us up.
10:57Clap it up.
10:59Yes, and Torilla, you're coming on stage.
11:06Kyle, if you wouldn't mind taking a seat of honor.
11:08Kenny, flank the opposite flank.
11:10Thank you so much.
11:11All right.
11:13Now, wait.
11:14I just want to do the math here, because you are marrying that guy.
11:21Mm-hmm.
11:21Oh, okay.
11:22All right, well, it doesn't make sense to me, but hey.
11:24All right, well, let me guess, a huge bank account.
11:30Oh, he's in the poor house.
11:31Oh, well, let me guess again.
11:33Huge shoe size?
11:37Well, no, looks like a ladies five.
11:39Sorry, Kenny.
11:41All right, ladies and gentlemen.
11:42Now, I have two absolutely identical handkerchiefs.
11:46I am going to tie these in a knot, just like the knot that you guys are going to tie
11:54tomorrow.
11:55Isn't that nice?
11:57And we want a strong knot, don't we?
12:00Yeah.
12:00So we're going to test the strength of that knot.
12:02Now, Cheyenne, I need you to put this next to your heart.
12:06That's right.
12:07Talk about cleavage, guys.
12:09Kenny, if you can help me out.
12:10We're going to test the strength of the knot, and thus the strength of your marriage.
12:14All right, a one, a two, three, Abracadabra!
12:21Oh!
12:22Oh!
12:23Oh!
12:23What a...
12:24Wow!
12:25Ta-da!
12:26Oh, brother, Steve, I'm great.
12:28Okay, thank you so much.
12:30Thank you so much.
12:31I've got a little thing sticking out right here.
12:33Whoops!
12:34Oh, no!
12:35That's not mine.
12:37That's not mine.
12:38That's called a...
12:41That's a...
12:42I guess it's the right size.
12:46I'm in Vegas.
12:48My mom's getting married.
12:49I may not survive.
12:51Oh, bummer.
12:53We bought a bubble machine.
12:54Hurry on back.
12:55We'll get crazy.
12:56Can't wait.
13:05What?
13:06I have to cancel my mani pad.
13:08Why?
13:09Kenny's in a bad place.
13:11Right now.
13:16He's upset about that perverse magic show.
13:20And just realized that he forgot his tie for the ceremony.
13:26I have to help him find a new one.
13:30So, I'll have bad nails on my wedding day.
13:33Kenny can't find a tie by himself.
13:35He's scared that he'll get where I don't like.
13:42Mom.
13:43Go get your manicure.
13:45I'll find Kenny a tie.
13:47Oh.
13:47I got it.
13:48I love you so much.
13:51Kenny!
13:52Honey, can Margo help you find a tie?
13:55The two of you can spend some quality time together.
14:02That sounds really nice.
14:05I would like that.
14:09Margo would too, wouldn't you?
14:12Yeah, of course.
14:15Okay, I'll meet you in the lobby.
14:17It's a date.
14:17Hee-hoo!
14:28What about the shell-colored one?
14:30Yeah.
14:31Right?
14:31Mm-hmm.
14:32Or maybe not.
14:33I just, I don't know.
14:34Honestly, I just...
14:37Okay.
14:37Maybe we should just take a little break.
14:39No, no, I'm all right.
14:41I'm all right.
14:41It's just, I just can't believe I made such a tactical error as forgetting part of my wardrobe.
14:48And I'm sorry, Margo, about the magic shell.
14:52I didn't know that it was going to be vulgar.
14:56It was fine.
14:57No, no.
14:58It was dirty.
15:00Dirty, dirty.
15:01You know, it was...
15:02I, as some man, a guy, just, like, degrading my future wife in front of an audience, I was...
15:10Kenny.
15:10It wasn't fine.
15:12She was okay with it.
15:13I promise.
15:14You're such an excellent daughter.
15:18I see the way you are with your parents.
15:21Both of them.
15:24I was very close to my parents.
15:27You know, they were my best friends.
15:30I devoted my life to that concept of, you know, being of service to mom and dad.
15:40And then the church to the exclusion of, you know, I was beginning to think I missed out a little
15:50bit, you know?
15:50So many things that I was just never going to get to experience.
15:55And then I walked into Bloomingdale's to buy a polo shirt.
16:07And my whole future just cracked, cracked, cracked open.
16:16You know?
16:17I just loved her mother so much.
16:19More than anything.
16:22She changed my life, luckiest man in the world, you know?
16:32Hey.
16:36This one.
16:37She'll love it.
16:40You think so?
16:42Pinky promise.
16:47Okay.
16:47Okay.
16:48Let's get back to the hotel.
16:49We got to get ready for dinner.
16:50Okay.
16:51We found one.
16:53Thank you, Marco.
16:56Thank you.
16:56We got to get ready for dinner.
17:06We got to get ready for dinner.
17:10We got to get ready for dinner.
17:17We got to get ready for dinner.
17:20We got to get ready for dinner.
17:21We got to get ready for dinner.
17:23We got to get ready for dinner.
17:24We got to get ready for dinner.
17:25We got to get ready for dinner.
17:25We got to get ready for dinner.
17:32This is so elegant, Kenny.
17:35Yeah, and you know what?
17:37We're celebrating, so as a matter of fact,
17:40how about a round of pina coladas?
17:44Three pina coladas.
17:45Yeah?
17:47Three virgin pina coladas, please.
17:49Thanks.
17:51You got to tell them or we'll all end up drunk.
17:53Hey, I told Margo I wanted to apologize
17:57for getting all bent out of shape about the magic show.
18:01It's fine.
18:03Stereo.
18:04I just felt like I could have been a better sport
18:07about the whole thing.
18:08It's fine.
18:11Ground control to Kenny.
18:13Wow.
18:15You know, it does occur to me, Margo,
18:16that I'm not only marrying your mom,
18:21I'm also marrying the family.
18:26Yeah.
18:27Yeah.
18:28And I just want you to know that I'm going to be there for you.
18:31I am a dependable male figure that you can count on
18:38that doesn't have a second family.
18:40Oh, Kenny, honey.
18:41No.
18:42Jinx is not a bad person.
18:45You know, he's here to help out right now.
18:49Oh, well, I know that.
18:51I'm sorry.
18:52Thank you so much.
18:53Wow, this is amazing.
18:55This drink is yummy.
18:57Is that good?
18:58It's a work of art.
18:59Okay, well, maybe we should order anyway.
19:01Um, yeah, my bride-to-be will have, um, the scallops.
19:06She'll love them.
19:07I'm sure I will.
19:08Sounds good.
19:09Scallops.
19:10And I will have...
19:18I'm performing my ablutions.
19:20I got it.
19:30You put those milk machines to good use
19:32in a tight titty-top or something.
19:35Kenny's asleep, and we're going out.
19:38You too, Mr. Manny.
19:41I have to watch Bodhi?
19:44We'll just sneak him in the bottom dollar.
19:48The bottom dollar, you don't say.
19:52I'm pretty sure a baby can't go to a bar.
19:54Oh, just wear my coat and hide the little dump lump in it.
20:00I want a real-deal bachelorette party,
20:05and you will not deny me.
20:13Okay.
20:14There you go.
20:16Shh, we'll be quiet.
20:32Beginner's luck.
20:37That's how it goes sometimes.
20:41Hey, uh, I just want to thank you for having me out tonight.
20:47This is really fun.
20:48Yeah, well, I knew you'd be good for a wild night out.
20:55You're really getting married.
20:57I really am.
20:59Yeah.
21:03Goddamn.
21:05I missed out.
21:08A wedding night with you?
21:10Hmm.
21:11Yeah, well, I am spoken for, sir.
21:24Remember that bathroom?
21:32It was the best seven minutes of my life.
21:42You blew it.
21:45You blew it.
21:45I know.
21:47Yeah.
21:49Could have had me.
21:52Yes, I had.
21:53But you blew it.
21:57Oh, fuck.
21:57Is that a fucking baby?
22:00This isn't something I, like, normally do.
22:02I got him, I got him.
22:03Wait, are you fucking kidding me?
22:04No, it's okay, it's okay.
22:07Just pop them on.
22:10Okay?
22:11Okay.
22:19Go ahead.
22:20You two have fun.
22:46¿Qué?
22:47Did you meet somebody in there?
22:49Just enjoying a baby-less pee.
22:51Yeah, that bathroom is surprisingly comfortable.
22:55It's roomy.
22:56Okay, I got it.
22:57You and Dad banged in there.
22:59Margot, what is the deal with you guys?
23:03What?
23:05This song!
23:08Because in the midnight hour
23:10She cried more, more, more
23:14With a rebel yell
23:16She cried more, more, more
23:18I love it when you sing.
23:20Oh, God, we won't after tomorrow.
23:22What do you mean?
23:23You've been practicing that duet for weeks.
23:25No, I just, it's just, it's just, you know,
23:27I gotta, I gotta really feel the music
23:29and, you know, like, in my gut.
23:31And I try, and I, I just don't feel
23:33anything with that song.
23:35When I hear it, when I try to sing it,
23:38I just, oh, fucking Elvis.
23:40Oh, my God, let it be me.
23:42It's just such an ass licker of a song.
23:46Well, maybe it's not the song.
23:50What do you mean?
23:51You know, you don't have to get married tomorrow
23:53if you don't want to.
23:54Kenny is a good man.
23:55Yeah, he's such a good man.
23:56He's kind, he's stable.
23:59So kind, so stable.
24:01And he wants me by his side
24:02till the day he dies.
24:05That no man has ever loved me like he does.
24:11Can't you even pretend to be happy for me?
24:22Mom, I am so happy for you.
24:28I'm happy for me, too.
24:32There you go, ladies.
24:34Oh, look what we have here.
24:38Cheers.
24:40Cheers.
24:41Woo!
24:42Woo!
24:45I'd walk the world for you
24:51A thousand miles with you
24:57I'd sell my soul for you
25:02For money to burn for you
25:09I'd give you all and have no thanks
25:13Justin, Justin, Justin, Justin
25:16To have you here like me
25:20In the midnight hour
25:22She's gone, oh, oh
25:26With a rebel, yeah
25:28She's gone, oh, oh
25:30Oh, oh, oh, oh
25:37Oh, yeah, little baby
25:42She's gone, oh
25:44She's gone, oh
25:45Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma
25:46My mom, we're getting carried through
25:49Woo!
25:51Come on, come on!
25:54She's gone, oh
26:05Okay, I'll have buffalo wings
26:07And the shrimp back in cheese
26:09I'll have my own order of buffalo wings
26:13Come on, Anne
26:14And two taikos
26:17I know
26:23So
26:28Something borrowed
26:35It's Bodie's
26:36I thought you could use it as a handkerchief during the ceremony
26:40Does Susie make this?
26:42Hmm
26:46Something blue
26:53You have to hide that
26:55Okay
26:57Something old
27:01Okay
27:03Remember that?
27:04No
27:05It is from when we drove all the way to the Grand Canyon
27:08And we just looked at it
27:10And bought some Sour Patch Kids
27:12And then drove all the way back
27:14Because I had school the next day
27:16So I kept this rock on that trip
27:18I love this so much
27:20I love you so much
27:26Something new
27:28What?
27:30Something old
27:31Something blue
27:33Something borrowed
27:34Something new
27:37There's no new here
27:38You forgot the new
27:39Oh, shit
27:40That's why they make it rhyme
27:42So people remember it
27:43Oh, God
27:44I'm such an idiot
27:44Yeah, I mean
27:45I didn't say it
27:47Oh
27:52Oh, you
27:53Something new
27:59It's from the hotel's jewelry store
28:01It's solid 14 carat
28:03How did you even
28:04Oh, my God
28:05You can't afford this
28:08Let me put it on
28:09Oh, my gosh
28:10I can't believe you did this
28:12Of course I did
28:14We're getting married
28:16I don't deserve you
28:18How did you turn out so well?
28:21Oh, my God
28:22I was just such a terrible mother
28:24What?
28:24You're the best mom in the whole world
28:26No, no
28:27I couldn't give you the life
28:30You deserved
28:33Things you deserved
28:33What?
28:34Things you deserved
28:35What are you talking about?
28:36Oh, for Christ's sake
28:37You had to grow up with a mother
28:38Who worked at Hooters
28:39What?
28:40There's nothing wrong with working at Hooters
28:42There's nothing wrong with doing what you have to do
28:44To take care of your child
28:47I do OnlyFans
28:50That's funny
28:52You're funny
29:00I'm sorry
29:02I'm
29:07You're
29:08You're doing
29:09Is that pornography?
29:11No, it's not pornography
29:13I'm not having sex on camera
29:14Oh, my God
29:15Margo
29:15Oh, my God
29:16No, it's basically just pictures of me in my underwear
29:18No
29:19No, no, no
29:20I promise, Mom
29:21Mom
29:21No, baby, you can't do that
29:22No, it's not what you think it is
29:23You're quitting
29:25Now
29:25Okay
29:26You're done
29:27Just
29:29Just get another job
29:30Mom, I can't just go and just get another job
29:33This is not a request
29:33This is how I'm able to take your dad and Bodhi
29:35Oh, my God
29:35I mean, how the hell are you yelling at me about this?
29:38You think this is funny?
29:41You have destroyed your life
29:43Forever
29:47Mom
29:53Stop
29:57You're a sex worker, Margo
30:00No, I'm not having sex
30:02You're selling it
30:04This is about building a brand
30:06No, no, no, no
30:08This is about you giving people everything they need in order to decide that you are a piece of trash
30:15That isn't worth shit
30:18It is about losing the respect of every single person who would ever help your sorry ass
30:25Even a little bit
30:26God
30:27Oh, quick
30:28God, just stop
30:29Does your father know about this?
30:32No
30:33No
30:34I don't
30:35I just
30:36I don't even know what to say
30:37Maybe I wasn't the perfect mother
30:39But I did not raise you to do filthy things like this
30:43No, you raised me to be your friend
30:45Because you don't have any
30:57You have to come to the wedding tomorrow
31:01Obviously, I can't tell Kenny about any of this
31:04But we need to witness
31:08I don't even
31:09Mom
31:11Mom
31:24Oh, my God
31:46¡Gracias!
32:24¡Gracias!
32:46¡Gracias!
33:15¡Gracias!
33:37¡Gracias!
34:15¡Gracias!
34:26¡Gracias!
34:42Ech time we
35:12¡Suscríbete al canal!
35:15Here you go.
35:16That was about the most beautiful ceremony in the history of forever.
35:21Amen.
35:22Yeah.
35:24All right.
35:26And I'd like to make a toast.
35:29Yeah.
35:33Kenny, your love for my mom is pure and deep.
35:39And it's a beautiful thing to witness.
35:43Oh.
35:46Mom, every good thing, every strength that I possess
35:59is because of the example that you set.
36:02Not only by your words, sometimes, well, especially not your words, but because of you just being you.
36:19And for that, I'm truly grateful.
36:24So.
36:27Best wishes to the both of you.
36:31And I love you.
36:36I said a honk, a honk of burning love.
36:39Oh, and look, it's time for...
36:40It's a honk, a honk of burning love.
36:41Honk, a honk of burning love.
36:42Woo.
36:43Honk, a honk of burning love.
36:46I said a honk, a honk of burning love.
36:49Woo.
36:50Woo.
37:17Being on the road all those years,
37:19this was my favorite part.
37:21Room service?
37:23Room service.
37:27Mmm.
37:35I peeked in today.
37:40She looked amazing.
37:43She did.
37:45And you looked amazing.
37:49I did.
37:54And Kenneth.
38:02Sweetheart.
38:05She still sees me as a kid.
38:08A baby with a baby.
38:10Well, she's a parent.
38:11That's my point.
38:12She'll never trust me to make my own decisions.
38:14You two battle all the time.
38:17And you always come out the other side loving each other more.
38:21You didn't ruin her big day.
38:25I ruined her so pretty.
38:28Say what now?
38:30Nothing.
38:31Maybe we should just leave tonight.
38:33I don't want to wake up in Vegas.
38:36Music to my ears.
38:37Why don't you go for a walk.
38:39Bodhi and I will pack up the car.
38:43Okay.
38:44I'm going to go soak my feet.
38:46I want to dig into something big.
38:49An art project.
38:50I'm just...
38:50I'm not sure what yet.
38:54You okay, baby?
38:57Sade-eyed.
38:59Are you okay?
39:03Sade-eyed.
39:05Sade-eyed.
39:39There's my husband.
39:55¿Qué es lo que pasa?
39:58Estoy tan... tan feliz
40:02Bueno, está bien
40:04Feliz es bien
40:05¿Qué es lo que pasa?
40:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no
41:06I just want to be here
41:09In this room
41:13With you
41:33Wow
41:52I hate it when dudes try to chase me
41:57But I love it when you try to save me
42:00Cause I'm just a lady
42:06I love it when we play 1950
42:10It's so cold that you stay is about to kill me
42:13I'm surprised when you kiss me
42:22So tell me why my guys look like you
42:29Tell me why it's wrong
42:35So I'll wait
42:38So I'll wait
42:40For you
42:41I'll wait
42:46I will keep on waiting for your love
42:52For you
42:59I will keep on waiting for you
43:19I will keep on waiting for you
43:19I will keep on waiting for you
43:20I will keep on waiting for you
43:38I will keep on waiting for you
43:38I will keep on waiting for you
44:02I will keep on waiting for you
44:06I will keep on waiting for you
44:06I will keep on waiting for you
44:10Gracias.
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