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01:12For you.
02:02How you doing, brother?
02:04Never better.
02:20Would you like another lesson on the swaddle before you leave?
02:23No, we got the swaddle down.
02:26Care to hold your grandson?
02:28Oh, I would love to, but I should finish up packing.
02:33When do I get my stitches out?
02:34They'll dissolve in about a week.
02:36And it'll eventually be, like, normal again?
02:41No, never.
02:42No matter how many Kegels.
02:46No.
02:53No.
02:55No.
02:59No.
03:00No.
03:01No.
03:02No.
03:02No.
03:04No.
03:06No.
03:08No.
03:08O-D-H-I.
03:10Bodhi.
03:11Bodhi.
03:11Sorry.
03:12I thought it was Brody.
03:15It's kind of crazy.
03:16They just let you leave with them.
03:18Yeah.
03:18Newborn human being.
03:20No instruction manual.
03:21You'll be surprised how natural.
03:23It'll all come to you.
03:25Did it for you when you had me?
03:27Oh, yeah.
03:28Like riding a bike.
03:33Last night, I had this super vivid dream that Dad was there while I was giving birth.
03:43Well, he wasn't there, Noodle.
04:06I'll check in right after my shift.
04:10You're really just going to leave me alone with him?
04:13You'll be fine.
04:18You got this.
04:20The best thing about being all mine is up to rock and you can have the best fall, yeah.
04:28Oh, oh, oh, it's all right, yeah.
04:31Look in my hand.
04:42You got this.
04:44Okay.
04:52Hi.
04:53Hi, Bodhi.
04:55He's so cute.
04:58He's so cute.
05:00He's so tiny.
05:03Wake up.
05:04He's so beautiful.
05:05He's so precious.
05:06Oh, what a miracle.
05:08Oh, miracle.
05:12He's just so handsome.
05:15Handsome.
05:15Exactly.
05:16And adorable.
05:17And adorable.
05:20He's probably hungry.
05:21Oh, I read that babies eat every two hours.
05:24I so wish I could.
05:26I mean, wouldn't it be amazing if we could just snack around the clock?
05:28Hey, you know the baby can hear you?
05:30And every time you speak, you're making him weirder.
05:32Mm-hmm.
05:33Oh, okay.
05:37Okay.
05:37Mm-hmm.
05:39Oop.
05:46Okay.
05:48Okay.
06:00Okay.
06:02Okay.
06:02Don't ask me why I think you knew the answer when you went to kiss my head.
06:14Maybe there's something wrong with him.
06:16There's nothing wrong with him.
06:17How can you just automatically know that?
06:19Because I'm a doctor, I'm a pediatrician, I examine a child, there's nothing wrong with me as a colleague.
06:24Oh, I'm doing really well, thanks I look after myself, thanks I don't need ya.
06:35Yeah, I'm doing really well, thanks I do not need your help, thanks I don't need it.
06:48Do some squats as you're holding it.
06:49I'm sorry, what?
06:50It can help with the colic, just deep knee squats, up and down, up and down, just do it while
06:55we're talking.
07:12I'm trying to get as much of it as I can with a diaper, kind of lift his cheeks up,
07:17just to make sure that I got it.
07:20Are you okay?
07:22Are you alright?
07:24I'm great.
07:41Oh my god, baby Boney!
07:44Aww, he's just perfect.
07:47I don't know what else to say, he's perfect.
07:50I know, I can't even remember life without him.
07:55Aww, and you're feeling okay?
08:00Well, my tits are becoming a bit otherworldly.
08:05The stitches dissolve from my episiotomy, so I no longer have to ice my crotch, so that's nice.
08:11And I got a little something going with mood swings, which could either be postpartum, or self-awareness.
08:21Self-awareness of what?
08:25That I'm terrible at this.
08:29Margo, shh.
08:31I am.
08:35I'm beginning to realize that nobody is totally straight with you, you know?
08:41They all just harp on the joy, and the miracle, and wonderful, and, you know, which, and it is.
08:49It, it, it totally is.
08:54But, but what?
08:57I mean, it just, it refuses, it refuses to get a good latch.
09:04My nipples are so sore.
09:08And after he's done with them, they don't even look like nipples.
09:11They're like, more like, like, like, squeezed toothpaste tubes.
09:15And my areola is all white and, and pinched.
09:22And, I mean, he's probably getting off my blood supply, so, and he just spits them out with such vicious
09:32contempt.
09:33And he makes this awful clicking noise.
09:37It's like,
09:44I'm sorry, but that fucking little thing won't shut up.
09:48I mean, Felice prohibits us from getting a dog, having a screaming baby.
09:53I think we need to extend a little more patience.
09:55Please.
09:56She could have practiced a little more patience before screwing her lip professor.
10:05It has become obvious that the people in Margo's life regard her as an unrelatable space alien.
10:13And why shouldn't they?
10:15She made the world's dumbest decision.
10:20Meanwhile, Bodhi is somehow getting cuter by the day,
10:24as if the nutrients he occasionally sucks down are a super-powered tit-ooze,
10:29meant to produce the world's most perfect mutant baby.
10:33What will the apex of his cuteness be?
10:38The jury is out.
10:51James.
10:53Okay, so we've gone over your aftercare and so forth, your discharge plans, your follow-up appointments.
10:59Over and over.
11:01So, um, big, big reminder on the importance of routine and support groups.
11:07I can't overstate that.
11:10And I know you've been told that once all the kudos and attaboys fade,
11:15it's the quiet that you've got to watch out for.
11:18Yeah.
11:19You got somebody picking you up?
11:21Uber.
11:22You have Uber in New Mexico?
11:24Yeah.
11:27Uh...
11:29Everything good?
11:32Uh, a little development.
11:35Like a bump development?
11:37Something you need to see a counselor over?
11:43No.
11:45No.
11:49Fuck.
12:14Don't you think if I knew how to make him stop, I would?
12:19What do you want me to do?
12:21Go outside?
12:23Fuck you!
12:26I don't know why you think this is acceptable.
12:29I have a midterm in biochem,
12:31and I know you will never understand what this night of sleep might cost me.
12:34You will never get it, so if you can't make it, shut up!
12:36Can you take him outside?
12:38Outside?
12:39Hey, come on, guys.
12:40It is 2 a.m., and you want me to take my one-month baby outside?
12:44Guys, it's not all about you or your baby.
12:47Are you that clueless?
12:49I am not clueless.
12:51I am well fucking aware of the magnitude of my idiocy.
12:56But it's your baby, your responsibility.
12:58My responsibility is to pass my biochem exam.
13:02Okay.
13:03I'll leave.
13:05That's what you want?
13:06I will leave.
13:13You happy now?
13:15Yes, because now I'll be able to sleep!
13:17Oh, my God.
13:54Oh, my God.
14:19Hi.
14:21Hey, Mom.
14:23What's the matter?
14:24Nothing's the matter. Everything's fine.
14:27What's the matter?
14:32I don't think I'm going to make it.
14:35Don't be ridiculous. You're a mother.
14:38Mothers make it. You got this.
14:40God, why does everybody say that?
14:42You got this.
14:43I think you don't have a choice.
14:48I need to go back to work to make some money,
14:50which means I need a babysitter,
14:53which I can't afford.
14:57Don't even think about asking me what you're about to ask.
15:00Mom?
15:03Mom?
15:07Mom?
15:3130 minutes.
15:43Oh, fuck.
16:05Hey, Jinx.
16:09Hey.
16:11What's up?
16:16How do you know Boomer?
16:18Oh, he knows me.
16:20I used to wrestle.
16:23I never could get into that stuff.
16:25It's kinda stupid.
16:27No offense.
16:28No, none taken.
16:29It's a bad job. Don't do it.
16:32Okay.
16:35Hey, so is that his case?
16:37He's sitting out there, that beautiful old beast?
16:39Mm-hmm.
16:40It looks nicer than riding the Greyhound.
16:44You headed home?
16:45Yeah.
16:46Got an ex-wife and kids back in Jersey.
16:48Got some things to sort.
16:50Mm.
16:51Well, must be nice for them.
16:54Having a famous parent at home?
16:56Oh, yeah, yeah.
16:57It is a very special sort of relationship.
17:00Mm.
17:31Hey, bus is leaving hot shot.
17:33Thank you very kindly.
17:54Hey, excuse me, sir.
17:56Um.
17:57I've got a championship belt in here.
18:00Could use a good home.
18:01I could autograph it for you.
18:02I could take a photo in case you want to resell.
18:04But I gotta walk out that door in exactly ten seconds.
18:07How'd you like to do a little business with Jinx?
18:11What?
18:25Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh,
18:27shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh,
18:30shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh,
18:32shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh,
18:38Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
18:41I keep trying to tell you he doesn't like me.
18:45It's just the colic, not you.
18:46Maybe try holding him less, you know, rigid.
18:51See, you see?
18:53He's just picking up on your attention.
18:56He does it with me, too.
18:58There you go.
19:00There you go.
19:01Shh.
19:03There you go.
19:05So, he's just been fed, but he will get hungry.
19:11Be good for Grandma.
19:13No, you put those in the fridge.
19:15It just seems so schemy, handling your milk.
19:19You didn't breastfeed me, did you?
19:20I tried.
19:22Was it the implants?
19:24Huh?
19:26No, I got some kind of infection.
19:30Have you talked to Dad?
19:31Why? Would I?
19:33Well, I haven't. Not that I do.
19:34I just would have thought, I'm getting a bad feeling.
19:38Like, maybe something happened to him.
19:40What if he's dead?
19:41God, he's not dead.
19:43He's just whatever the fuck.
19:47Oh, hey, you got something.
19:49There.
19:50Stop.
19:51Kenny wants to meet you.
19:55I've already met him.
19:56Only in passing.
19:58And, you know, he, he, like, wants to meet you and get to know you.
20:04Why?
20:05I don't know.
20:07What, like a formal interview process?
20:10Could be.
20:12Mom, you wouldn't actually marry him, would you?
20:15You bet your ass I would.
20:17What?
20:17Why?
20:20Because he's everything I'm not.
20:24Well, he's also cheap.
20:26I really think he's going to let you spend $400 a month on face cream.
20:29He doesn't have to know about the face cream.
20:32Do you love him?
20:35I do.
20:37Liar.
20:38I do.
20:40And I admire him.
20:42Mom, he's hardly your type.
20:43Yeah, well.
20:44I am finished waiting for my type.
20:46I don't even want my type.
20:48My type is the worst possible thing for me.
20:51So, um, when are you free?
20:54And, uh, you'll need to get a babysitter.
20:56That's not me.
20:57And we'll go to dinner.
20:59Can't I just bring Bodie?
21:04Oh, my fucking God.
21:07You haven't told him about the baby.
21:09Okay.
21:10No.
21:11No.
21:12I'm not pretending that I don't have a child, Mom.
21:14I knew you were going to be this way.
21:16I will go to dinner with Kenny when you tell him that I have a baby.
21:20Unbelievable.
21:24Unbelievable yourself!
21:26Oh!
21:30Oh!
21:30Oh!
21:32Shine, shine, shine, shine, shine, girl.
21:46Shine, shine, shine, shine, shine, girl.
21:51Woo!
21:52When you come from the home, why don't I do you call the air with madness in your eyes?
22:05Let it go, babe.
22:09Let it go, babe.
22:10More than one of them.
22:11Woo!
22:12That's great.
22:13Let it go, babe.
22:17Let it go, babe.
22:19Oh!
22:20Yay!
22:21All right, babe.
22:24Yeah.
22:24You have a visitor outside.
22:27Oh!
22:28Oh!
22:35mom i can't he won't stop crying and i just i i just can't so you brought him here i
22:41tried
22:42calling you wouldn't pick up oh my god i'm not meant to be a grandmother just like i wasn't
22:48meant to be a mother fucker fucker fucker mom it's okay no it is not okay don't you think i
22:54know that even he knows that i wish i could be a better person but i'm not and his crying
23:01not
23:01stop that is exactly what he is trying to say and i will not be judged not by him or
23:07anyone else
23:10look at him look at him he deliberately is quiet when you're holding him just to make me feel
23:16worse about myself mom it'll be okay
23:39i am an awful grandmother
23:45you're not oh stop being nice you're being mercy nice i will not be pitied
23:52i'm just terrible at everything except being pretty and you excel at that brilliantly
24:12i'm sorry i called him a fucker
24:17you think he looks like me
24:33i love you noodle love you
24:38well this is probably something you don't want to hear under the circumstances but
24:44what what okay um you're fired
24:50what i need someone i can count on i'll solve the child care thing you won't
24:55i won't honey this is your life businesses employers we scrape to make it we survive because of
25:05dedicated employees i need a job tess
25:09and you're my friend yeah it sounds your friend that i'm saying now when people work remotely from home all
25:16the time
25:17especially writers
25:23i've been trying my best to keep it together
25:27light as a feather and stiff as a board and lonely is right on
25:33i've got my sights on
25:35that open door i could run
25:38i could take one for the team
25:40but this time tomorrow
25:42i won't be breathing believe me
25:45i'll keep my little mouth shut
25:48or i'm gonna be sorry
25:50what's up
25:54nothing's wrong
25:55in fact it's a positive development
25:58of sorts
25:59we wanted to let you know we found our own place
26:02so we'll be moving out in a week
26:05just wanted to give you a heads up so you could find new roommates
26:09are you kidding me
26:12do you know about this
26:13i just found out
26:17a little notice might have been nice
26:19it came up pretty quickly
26:21and of course
26:23we can still be friends and all of that
26:25and
26:27okay
26:45they say it's not about how you fall
26:49but how you get back up
26:57it's not just about popping back up
27:01it's about beating the shit out of whoever knocked you down
27:07that's what character is
27:08you pass the other guy's guts out
27:10you turn them into goo
27:39professor
27:41professor
27:42come in
27:50mark
27:51meet bodie
27:53bodie
27:54meet mark
27:55well this has become very real
27:58oh
28:00he's super real
28:01though i would imagine
28:03far less interesting than if he were fictional
28:12uh
28:15hello little guy
28:18wow
28:19margot
28:21he's really beautiful
28:22isn't he
28:25i cannot afford a babysitter
28:28not being able to afford a babysitter
28:30makes it difficult to work
28:32hence
28:33i lost my job
28:35two of my roommates just moved out
28:37so my portion of the rent has now increased
28:40by over a thousand dollars per month
28:43i would rather snorkel in my own vomit
28:45than come to you begging for money
28:47so instead
28:49i've come to demand it
28:51i need three thousand dollars
28:55you're going to give it to me
28:58do you think i'm that liquid
29:04you will give me
29:06three thousand dollars
29:29what did he say
29:30i just left before he could respond
29:33and no
29:34i just
29:35i don't know
29:36i started to feel sorry for him
29:38and
29:38you know
29:39i could see his face start to contort
29:41and i didn't want to soften
29:42and
29:42him to try to negotiate me down
29:44i must say
29:45i'm impressed
29:46and where's bodie
29:47i thought you were bringing him
29:48susie's watching him
29:49so
29:49there
29:50progress on the babysitting front too
29:52progress
29:53all around
29:54what are you wearing
29:55very nice
29:56thank you
29:57oh my god
30:00just looking at the menu
30:02my mouth is flooding with saliva
30:04are we getting appetizers
30:07well
30:07the thing about nursing
30:09i'm constantly starved
30:11margot
30:12i want you to know
30:13this meal is my treat
30:14and you're free to order
30:16whatever you like
30:17no expense spared
30:18we don't need an appetizer
30:20well
30:20maybe you don't
30:21you're about to order a margarita
30:23the size of your head
30:24but
30:24i need one
30:25you know i don't drink
30:27you know i don't think
30:35susan
30:35uh no
30:37maybe it's the pediatrician's office
30:38just um
30:40hold on
30:40order me
30:41nachos
30:44hello
30:45this is margot millett
30:47speaking
30:47elizabeth gable calling
30:49uh elizabeth
30:51gable as in the mother
30:53his
30:53uh
30:55hello
30:56i thought we might schedule
30:58a meeting
30:59to discuss your demands
31:01what do you mean a meeting
31:02a meeting
31:04where two or more people
31:06get together
31:07by chance
31:07or arrangement
31:09mark has given me
31:10your contacts
31:11i will email you
31:12an address
31:12this is a joke
31:14a joke
31:15you find extortion funny
31:17i don't
31:19i'm hoping that we can meet
31:21and resolve this tomorrow
31:22it would be best
31:27you okay
31:29i'm fine
31:30you don't look fine
31:32well i am
31:34so
31:35mom says you're a big deal
31:37in the church
31:38well i'm the president
31:39and the youth ministry director
31:41it's really cool
31:42we have a really good programs
31:45like plays
31:46and
31:47stuff
31:49they even put on
31:50uh
31:51rent
31:52rent
31:52yeah
31:53we're much more liberal
31:54than we're given credit for
31:56which is why it was so silly
31:58for
31:58cheyenne to think that i
32:00i would judge you
32:01for having a baby
32:02out of wedlock
32:05you know
32:06most people
32:06these days
32:07they just
32:08don't want to accept
32:09any consequences
32:10for
32:10you know
32:11their actions
32:12a lot of girls
32:13in your situation
32:14they would have
32:14cried rape
32:16they would have
32:17um
32:17you know
32:18said well he was my professor
32:19he should have done this
32:20or he shouldn't have done that
32:21and
32:21my point is
32:23is that
32:23we're all fallen creatures
32:25the real test is
32:27what
32:27we do
32:28when those chickens
32:29come home to roost
32:35all right
32:38see i told you
32:39we would get along
32:40which is actually why
32:42i i wanted to
32:43ask you to this dinner
32:44um
32:46tonight
32:46um
32:48i'd like to ask
32:49uh
32:50for your blessing
32:51marco
32:52i would like to ask
32:53for your mother's
32:54hand in marriage
32:56uh
32:57oh
32:59yeah
33:01oh
33:02do we have
33:03do we have your blessing
33:06yeah
33:07yeah
33:07of course
33:08okay
33:12hello
33:15cheyenne
33:17you are the most
33:18beautiful
33:19beautiful woman
33:21i've ever met
33:21yes
33:22yes i said yes
33:23don't let me finish
33:27i would be honored
33:29if i could be
33:31the boring to your beautiful
33:32the
33:34strong
33:35to your
33:36delicate
33:37the serious to your silly
33:40cheyenne
33:41will you be my wife
33:44yes
33:46okay
33:48okay
33:49hey everyone
33:50let's give a big
33:51applebee's cheer
33:52to the happy guys
34:05it's actually quite
34:06beautiful
34:07and romantic
34:09maybe it's even possible
34:11she really loves him
34:11hmm
34:12that's very affirming
34:13i always find it so moving
34:15when love works out
34:16in real life
34:16as opposed to just
34:17books and movies
34:19yeah
34:22is that cabbage
34:23really working
34:24i think so
34:26it's supposed to help
34:27with inflammation
34:27and i gotta cram
34:29these milk bags
34:30into a
34:31respectable outfit
34:32tomorrow
34:32to meet mark's mom
34:33ooh
34:34yikes
34:35yeah
34:35yikes
34:36indeed
34:42what
34:45look
34:46i've never brought you
34:47into this part of my life
34:48but now the girls are gone
34:49i feel comfortable
34:51saying that
34:53i'm into cosplay
34:54very into it
34:56i'm a cosplayer
34:59yeah
35:00i figured
35:01anyway
35:03if you ever want to
35:04model some looks
35:06i think you'd be a natural
35:08oh
35:09okay
35:11thank you
35:12just think about it
35:15i will
35:15i promise
35:29god
35:30at this hour
35:31what now
35:33seriously
35:35what the fuck
35:37now
35:48dad
35:51hey baby
35:52i thought you might be dead
35:59he's got a swingin' in my brain
36:02would it ever be the same
36:05yeah i wish we both knew
36:09and i'll fuck it up with you
36:12cause they're everything in the door
36:15they don't feel the tension at all
36:18they don't have it up with you
36:22yeah
36:22is that what humans do
36:31he's got a swingin' in my brain
36:34would it ever be the same
36:37yeah i wish we both knew
36:41and i'm fucked enough of you
36:44cause you're angry they didn't know
36:47they don't feel the tension at all
36:51they don't have it up with you
36:53yes
36:54that what humans do
36:56you
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