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RuPauls Drag Race Untucked - Season 18 - Episode 03: RDR Live Returns
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00:00Better TV.
00:04Testing, testing.
00:05Reporting live of Untucked.
00:07Let's do this, honey.
00:09About to give it to him, bitch.
00:10Give it.
00:11A little bit of reading, a little bit of shade.
00:13Season 18, Untucked!
00:18This is Untucked.
00:19From live, live, and in color, darling.
00:22Time to go behind the scenes with the queens of season 18.
00:26Yeah!
00:26But honey, if you're not watching Untucked...
00:29There's gonna be a lot of tears.
00:31I hope so.
00:33You're only getting half the story.
00:35Why are you coming for me, bitch?
00:36Love y'all.
00:46Hello.
00:46This is Sierra Mist with Queen News Network.
00:49This week's runway is Animal Attraction,
00:52and by the looks of it...
00:55There's little attraction, but a lot of animals.
00:58The beasts are out.
01:01Today on the runway, I'm excited to share a freakier part of Sierra,
01:04and I feel good about what I did in the RDR live challenge.
01:08So I think I could maybe finally place in the top this week.
01:11All right!
01:13I've never wanted a fucking owl before in my life.
01:16Till now.
01:19You know what it is.
01:21I'm uncomfortable.
01:33Welcome, queens.
01:34When I call your name, please step forward.
01:37Discord Adams.
01:38Miss Star.
01:41Athena Dion.
01:44Ninni Coco.
01:47Ladies.
01:48You are safe.
01:51Can you please her?
01:54Sierra Mist.
01:56Mikey Meeks.
01:58Ladies.
02:00You are also safe.
02:04You may leave the stage.
02:17I'm a bit disappointed I'm not in the top,
02:20because RDR live was in my wheelhouse,
02:22and I thought I killed it.
02:25But I am happy I was able to help Juicy,
02:28and she impressed the hell out of me.
02:33Baby!
02:35Oh, God!
02:36Another safe, another dog!
02:38I hate you!
02:39Who are you looking at?
02:42I think we should toast to being safe.
02:44Oh, girl.
02:45Yeah!
02:46Yeah!
02:48I love this runway.
02:50I felt like this would be a shoo-in, like, great look.
02:53And then looking around the room, I was like,
02:54okay, everybody brought their best drag today.
02:56Okay, here.
02:56Who's the top runway of the week?
02:59I think Jane's was beautiful.
03:01Beautiful.
03:03Juicy's is the other one that, like, I would have worn.
03:05She was giving finale fucking couture.
03:09I am so impressed by Juicy's.
03:11Right.
03:12I am a little...
03:13I don't know if I'm disappointed or embarrassed.
03:15Like, I felt so strong going into it,
03:16and I still think I did a great job.
03:18I also felt like I did very well.
03:20I was, like, in the back of my mind, I was like,
03:21oh, my God, could I be in the top this week?
03:24So Jane is in the top.
03:25Yeah.
03:26Jane is top.
03:27Juicy.
03:27Juicy.
03:28And I think Darlene.
03:29Darlene ate down.
03:31Darlene was so into that motherfucking scene.
03:35Girl, no shade.
03:36Mandy looks like she struggled to me.
03:38Really?
03:38Yeah.
03:41What is happening?
03:42I had no shade to Briar, but I do think that, like,
03:45you have to have a scene partner that you can bounce off with,
03:47and I just don't think you two were vibing like that.
03:50Like, in a scene way.
03:52But I think you did very well to me as a host.
03:55Like, you, it was so good.
03:56Didn't she pick that part?
03:57Well, yeah, I kind of was, I didn't pick it.
04:00Actually, you made your pick it.
04:01In the workroom, y'all are literally bickering like sisters.
04:05Well, this is what I said.
04:06I didn't want to do it because I wanted to act a part.
04:08I didn't want to play myself.
04:09Briar was stronger in the opening monologue,
04:13and I think less strong in the newscasting.
04:16Including flag football, squash,
04:18and for the West Hollywood athletes,
04:21full contact pickle chugging.
04:22I think she got in her head about it.
04:24You know, and that's the funny part,
04:25because she was a saboteur, but also...
04:27Shay.
04:30Well, I think she was in her head,
04:33although she plays a really strong front,
04:36as if I know what I'm doing, I've got this,
04:39but I think there is a really sensitive, sensitive,
04:41very close underlayer to that prickly outer layer.
04:45How do y'all think Briar's going to walk back into the...
04:47I just ruined it.
04:48I think she's going to be very crucial.
04:49Honestly, I think she's going to read me.
04:50Read you about what?
04:51Because when we was getting ready,
04:52I was joking with her,
04:54but I didn't realize I was going a little too far.
04:57Oh, for her?
04:58I know some of Briar's personal relationship business
05:02from prior to this competition,
05:04and Briar was dealing with something internal
05:07that was uncomfortable for her.
05:09She should have said,
05:10we can't talk about this, and I'm sorry,
05:13and Mia would have understood right away.
05:15I understand that she was in her feelings,
05:17but you didn't deserve the, like, ice out.
05:20I hope she lets it go,
05:21because I was just like, it wasn't intentional.
05:24She's not as good as setting boundaries, I don't think,
05:26but she also crosses everybody's boundaries.
05:28And especially when somebody plays and jokes so much,
05:31like, there's not much that you take serious.
05:33Well, she doesn't really establish boundaries with anybody.
05:35If you're going to talk the talk,
05:36you better walk the walk.
05:36Like, to be honest with you,
05:37she really crossed some lines with me,
05:39and I wasn't in the mood.
05:39I was like, girl, back off.
05:41Like, I got really uncomfortable,
05:43and I was already trying to feel how I felt here.
05:45You know what I mean?
05:45And then I just had this person that just wouldn't stop.
05:48She's doing this.
05:49No, but it was more than that.
05:50She's poking.
05:50She knew she was bothering me,
05:52and it just persisted.
05:54Briar, I'm so vulnerable right now.
05:55Can you please leave me alone?
05:57Give me a kiss.
05:58Please leave me alone.
05:59You know what I mean?
05:59How do you feel now?
06:00Well, now I know that she's just a little cunt,
06:02and I accept her, but, you know,
06:04she's like an annoying little sister.
06:05She is.
06:06I agree.
06:07Like, there is something to be said about,
06:08like, reading the room.
06:10Child, I love my good sister Briar, honey,
06:12but since day one,
06:13she's been rubbing people the wrong way.
06:14She's very prickly, honey.
06:17Some of these girls are ready.
06:18This is her home.
06:19This ain't no family affair.
06:21This ain't Mary J. Blige.
06:28It's me, Crikey Mikey, and we're here,
06:32here and untucked.
06:34In her natural habitat,
06:35it's a poison dog frog.
06:37Oh, and we have a poo doll.
06:41It's rough.
06:42Mikey, is that supposed to be your tail?
06:44This is a pitiful attempt at animal attraction.
06:47You look like you're a slutty girl on Halloween,
06:49and you're like, I'm a cat.
06:50Why are you wearing that on the runway?
06:52Because I look sickening.
06:54You can't take it.
06:55Honey, I can see the undergarments from here.
06:57And I can see your wrinkles under there.
06:59Oh, wait a minute.
07:01They're all covered by this mask, you whore.
07:03And that's how we do it here
07:05at the RuPaul's Drag Race Untuck Zoo.
07:07A little bit of reading,
07:08a little bit of shade.
07:10They can't take it.
07:12You got food of the week, bitch.
07:14Oh!
07:15Oh, my God!
07:16Yeah!
07:18Woo!
07:20Yeah, that's...
07:21Hi.
07:22Sure.
07:24So...
07:24I'll get to it.
07:25Okay.
07:26The bottom is me, Briar, and Vida.
07:29The tops are Darlene, Juicy, and Jane.
07:33I think Juicy's winning.
07:35I am in shock, actually,
07:37since I embodied it completely,
07:40from my stance to everything.
07:42I thought you felt very strong in your stance.
07:45You were very present.
07:46Atta, girl!
07:48They loved the outfit.
07:50They gave me my 10s for the outfit,
07:51so...
07:52It was really good,
07:54and I'm in shock to have even...
07:56No, Juicy, look, in the scene,
07:57I did not see Juicy not one bit.
07:59I saw a character, bitch.
08:02Who killed that?
08:03Girl.
08:04I do have to give you your flowers, Mikey.
08:06You really helped me through that
08:07and, like, really gave me a helping hand
08:10and kind of...
08:12I'm so proud of you.
08:13I'm so happy for you.
08:14I guess it should be a teacher.
08:15I don't know.
08:17Darlene!
08:19Darlene!
08:20Darlene!
08:20Darlene had, like,
08:21literally two lines of total.
08:23So, like, how do you feel being in the top?
08:26You know, like, I knew it was a big risk
08:28to take a role that literally had,
08:30like, the least amount of lines
08:32out of everyone,
08:33and to just, like, rely on being physical
08:36and delivering, like, a really strong character.
08:38They love your hooves.
08:39The hooves!
08:40There!
08:41That was where they had a problem.
08:46You are wearing flax.
08:50That is the only glaring mark
08:52on your magnificence tonight.
08:55There is one rule for the stage,
08:57and it is you always step out here in a heel.
09:01And Jane got great critiques, too.
09:03Jane's eight.
09:04They said Jane saved the news anchor bit.
09:07Oh.
09:09In the QNN news,
09:11you were the breath of fresh air
09:13that that skit needed.
09:15Jane, do you feel like our scene was really flat,
09:18like, prior to your character's entry?
09:22Um...
09:23I, you know, it was one of those...
09:25I mean, it was kind of...
09:29I didn't think that it was...
09:30I didn't think that it was flat.
09:32I think that, like...
09:35I feel amazing to be in the top.
09:37I knew I did a good job.
09:39However, I feel like as much as I want that,
09:44there's also a part of me that's like,
09:45you're making everybody feel bad every time you do that.
09:47With me, they said that they felt like I wasn't playing off of the character.
09:55As I watched the sketch,
09:57you being an Amish conservative woman
10:00should have continued to play throughout the whole skit.
10:04I don't know. It just fucking sucks to be here again.
10:06I am placed in the bottom yet again, third time.
10:12So I'm feeling down on myself right now,
10:14but I don't want people pitying me.
10:16And I don't like showing how I'm really,
10:20really, truly feeling inside,
10:22because I don't want to make my emotions a burden on other people.
10:29Vita, did... What did they tell you?
10:31They felt as if I didn't believe my character.
10:35I felt instantaneously like you didn't believe what you were saying.
10:39Acting is reacting and acting is just talking and being.
10:41And that's what I felt like was missing.
10:43They just didn't see it.
10:45At this point in the competition,
10:46I do feel as if I'm a contender
10:48because I'm one of the best designers here.
10:51But baby, the competition is so fierce.
10:55At any moment, the carpet can be pulled from up under my legs.
11:00Um, as for me, for my, uh, as your inner saboteur,
11:05they wanted more highs and lows.
11:07They loved the look.
11:09This outfit is gorgeous.
11:11I was in awe watching the feathers just float away
11:15when you were walking down the runway.
11:17Briar got a lot of positive feedback about the look.
11:19I'm not sure I fully agree with my placement,
11:21but at least my swan dress is amazing.
11:23And maybe they'll keep me safe.
11:25I don't feel totally down and out.
11:28I don't feel, uh, bad.
11:30I do think, personally,
11:32the bottom two is me and Mandy.
11:36That being said, you know, it's not dark quite yet.
11:39And so I feel like I'm gonna listen to that music.
11:43I'm gonna join you.
11:44Yeah, period.
11:45Yeah, it was a tough one.
11:53I feel bummed about that scene.
11:56I have been safe, and so I wanna show more sides.
12:00So I was like, oh, maybe if I picked a character
12:02that was more boisterous, like,
12:04I could've stood out a little bit more.
12:06But I also, I just hate that, like,
12:09you shine in the scene.
12:11Briar's on the bottom.
12:12I'm in the middle.
12:13And then to hear, like, the scene was kind of a flop Tina.
12:16And then, you know, Jane shines.
12:19Honey, these other girls may not say it out their mouth,
12:22but they are scared of Jane.
12:25I mean, bitch, I'm scared of her, too.
12:27She is just that good.
12:29Is that annoying?
12:30Yes.
12:32Today has drained me.
12:33My girl, Vita.
12:35I don't, like...
12:36I love her.
12:37Mother.
12:38She ain't nothing about him.
12:39I don't think she ain't about him.
12:40And my...
12:43Mandy has my heart.
12:45Mandy is, like, the sweetest individual.
12:47Like, her and Darlene, bitch.
12:49Bitch.
12:49Mandy, I love you.
12:51I, like...
12:52We love you, Mandy.
12:53Someone has to go.
12:54So it is time to send Briar's loud ass home.
12:59And on that note, bitch...
13:01Bye, man.
13:02Bye, man.
13:05Hello.
13:06Oh, my God.
13:07Oh, my God.
13:09Oh, hey.
13:09I am through the roof to see Sarah Sherman walk in.
13:14She is one of my favorite new additions to SNL.
13:18I've been a fan of her comedy on the internet since long before SNL.
13:21And I think that she marries the world of comedy and drag perfectly.
13:26I mean, she's essentially in drag right now.
13:29Sarah, can you tell us about this look?
13:32I, like, had to impress you guys really badly.
13:34So this is little Sarah.
13:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:38And this is all SNL costume department help work on this.
13:43This is a 3D print of my head.
13:45This is my...
13:46This was a scan of my face and a 3D print of my real face.
13:51Oh, my God.
13:51The girl who cuts my hair cut the little wig.
13:55Oh, my God.
13:55It's a little mullin.
13:58Oh, my God.
13:59I'm gonna touch her little food.
14:00Oh, my God.
14:02She's not matching flu bags, though.
14:05Matching flu bags, though.
14:06Was this your first time meeting RuPaul?
14:08Were you there when you did host it?
14:10Hey!
14:10Come, that was my first time.
14:10First time?
14:11Oh, my God.
14:12Oh, really?
14:13Everyone's so funny.
14:15No, he's so funny.
14:16Like, I mean, obviously I knew everybody was funny,
14:18but whenever you watch TV, you're like,
14:20how much is this real?
14:21Yeah.
14:22And it's like, it's real.
14:24It's 100% real the whole time.
14:26Did you have a favorite pun you made today?
14:28No, I'm embarrassed by everything I did.
14:31Doing SNL, you have to, like,
14:32watch yourself back all the time
14:33so you can make adjustments
14:34to make it, like, the funniest thing possible,
14:36and that's the hardest part,
14:36is, like, watching yourself back.
14:38And to, like...
14:39We learned that.
14:40To be honest, I kind of lifted you
14:41giving Colin Joe shit for the Pauper's line,
14:45because I was kind of like...
14:46I was like, we can do the Pauper!
14:48Like, it was very...
14:50I was channeling you.
14:51What has been your journey with comedy
14:54to, like, get where you are now?
14:55Like, what has that looked like for you?
14:58Probably similar to, like, a lot of you all,
15:01like, just performing all the time.
15:03Like, literally, like, shitty open mics
15:06in the back of bars
15:07where the sports game was, like, active.
15:09You know, having to compete with a whole, like,
15:11the Super Bowl was happening
15:12and you're, like, standing up there doing...
15:14so it's, like, I feel like stand-up and comedy and drag,
15:17it's, like, all the same experience.
15:18Yeah, yeah.
15:18I mean, there's so much skill in drag
15:20that you don't need at all for comedy.
15:22You can paint your face,
15:24you can hit the ground.
15:26Some of us.
15:27Yeah.
15:28We can hit the ground,
15:29but we can't go back up.
15:30Yeah.
15:30Get it back up.
15:31Can we get a Polaroid with our Mini-Mis?
15:33Yeah!
15:34Pretty please?
15:34Is that your face?
15:35Yeah, this is a three-print of my face.
15:37Oh! Oh!
15:37We're in the same boat.
15:38Here we go.
15:39Let's do it.
15:40Three, two, one.
15:42Oh!
15:43Yes!
15:44Oh!
15:44Okay, I'm gonna click my heels
15:45and go back to this.
15:46Hi!
15:47It was so nice to meet you.
15:50Thank you, Sarah.
15:50You all look amazing up close.
15:53How do we smell, though?
15:54That's the question.
15:55But I'm wearing patchouli, but...
15:57Let me touch.
15:58You can touch everything.
15:59Oh!
16:00It's softer than I thought.
16:01It's softer than I thought.
16:02Bye!
16:03Bye, Sarah.
16:04Oh, my God.
16:06Oh, my God.
16:06I loved having her.
16:12I wanna be here next week.
16:13I'm gonna be here next week.
16:14You will.
16:15If anything happens, though, like,
16:17I want you to know, like,
16:19you've been, like, such a good friend
16:21during all of this.
16:22Sort of, like, I'm containing my vision.
16:26Don't cry.
16:27Abina rarely comes, like, alive.
16:31I love you.
16:32You're such a strong performer.
16:34Me and I have gotten really, really close,
16:36and, like, to have her believe in me this hard,
16:38I don't want to let her down.
16:40Yes, I'm meeting you more serious.
16:43I'm just gonna say,
16:44kill it, bitch.
16:44If you have to do this,
16:46you fucking got it.
16:48I'm sorry that our ship sank a little bit,
16:50but it's fine.
16:51It is absolutely heart-wrenching
16:54and scary as hell to be in the bottom.
16:57Right now, I'm in survival mode.
17:00I think it's about time to go.
17:06Whoo!
17:14I will be okay.
17:16You will be okay.
17:17Lock the fuck in.
17:18Lock in and do this shit.
17:20I got it.
17:22Briar is a little shady,
17:24but it's all in good fun.
17:25It was an instant click between us,
17:27so I'm rooting for my sister Briar
17:30because I feel like she has so much more
17:33to show in this competition.
17:40Hello, hello.
17:43Oh, wait, am I supposed to talk into this?
17:45Hello.
17:46I'm probably gonna have to lip sync for my life
17:48and I'm going to fight so fucking hard
17:51like I never have before.
17:53This dude's about to get aggressive, okay?
17:55This lip sync is going to be a beast.
18:01Welcome back, queens.
18:03I've made some decisions.
18:06Juicy love Dionne.
18:09Conjagulations, you're the winner
18:10of this week's challenge.
18:13Awesome.
18:14Thank you, guys.
18:15Thank you so, so much.
18:16Mandy.
18:18Friar.
18:19I'm sorry, my dears.
18:21You are up for illumination.
18:24The time has come for you to lip sync
18:30for your life.
18:49Queens, I've made my decision.
18:58Briar Blush.
18:59Shantae, you stay.
19:02You may join the other girls.
19:05Mandy Mango.
19:07Sashay away.
19:09Mangoes can be eaten.
19:11Mangoes can be slurped.
19:14Cheers to all the lovers
19:16who make our mangoes first.
19:26I can't say I'm too surprised.
19:29So, I'm not delusional.
19:31I accept this with grace.
19:34But I'm extremely sad.
19:39And who knew that swans could eat up deer.
19:44Watch out, deer crossing.
19:49That was the deer crossing.
19:56If I just, like, pull the fire alarm right now,
19:58does everybody get eliminated?
19:59I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
20:00I won't do that.
20:00I won't do that.
20:05Feels a little too soon,
20:07but that's how the mango crumbles.
20:10She's gonna continue to grow.
20:12She's gonna get riper and riper and riper.
20:14And she's still got some more juice than her.
20:36So, she's gonna be in the dark mood.
20:41Give us permission to take the script.
20:45Give us permission to take the script.
20:48Because I'm not like all the bitches
20:50and show me something different.
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