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RuPauls Drag Race - Season 18 - Episode 15: All RuPaul-A-Paruza Smackdown
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00:00:03tonight they are back this season's eliminated queens return to the main stage to go head to
00:00:11head and toe-to-toe in the ultimate all rupaula perusa lip-sync smackdown but only one lip-sync
00:00:21assassin will snatch the title of the queen of sheena already had herses plus a cash prize
00:00:29of fifty thousand dollars we're back we are back in the workroom for the all rupaula perusa and i am
00:00:45so excited to be back this is all 14 seconds we are missing one person where's crystal is that
00:00:57something that happened while i was at home yes honey yes can y'all fill me in what did i
00:01:02miss
00:01:03we did have one of the greatest snatch game performances i'm talking bloody mary
00:01:12can we take a moment to acknowledge the other bloody mary in the house oh yes i wanted to share
00:01:19a bit of how i was feeling with my look and make a statement after being voted in the bottom
00:01:23by these
00:01:23queens during rata queen i'm out for blood sometimes you get voted in the bottom and you get eliminated
00:01:31because of your peers and it just feels like a bucket of blood dropped on you at prom i'm paying
00:01:38tribute to one of the most iconic moments in horror carrie white getting the bucket of blood dropped on
00:01:43her because that's how it felt subtle oh brother i don't see the connection carrie white was a high
00:01:50schooler who had telekinetic powers you just did a bad poem briar last time i saw you i was rubbing
00:01:57her chest and telling you to wake up guys she's going down medic just breathe breathe i was very
00:02:06concerned for you so how's everything are you okay so since the last time we have all spoke i eventually
00:02:12found out that i had pneumonia oh my god and then when i came home i ended up developing sepsis
00:02:19sister i didn't realize the problem that was happening in me until it was far too late
00:02:25and then it turned into an even bigger problem because i wasn't taking care of myself after speaking
00:02:31with my doctor we've kind of made the conclusion that it's not in the best interest for me to
00:02:37participate in the lalaparusa today i know we had a little squabble amongst ourselves but we all love
00:02:44you and support you this is just the beginning of the rest of your life i'm really sad that i
00:02:49don't
00:02:49get to participate in the lip syncs today but the girls are being very comforting and caring to me right
00:02:53now even athena is being so kind and i know it's hurting her so briar's no longer participating and
00:03:00there's a top three so it was 14 of us now it's 10 of us right what it's 10 of
00:03:04us oh yes minus one
00:03:06no it was 11 it's 11. kenya we are learning less math so make sure you know those words baby
00:03:11oh okay the girls the girls want to come for me did she send you home right i sent your
00:03:18ass home
00:03:18right head over throughout this season i feel like i've had my share of ups and downs with lip syncs
00:03:25but this is what i do i'm ready to slay these holes one by one i need that fucking money
00:03:32girl i can't
00:03:33wait to see how this turns out and on that note that very shady note bitch let's get ready for
00:03:41these goddamn lip syncs okay here i come yes girl i'm having flashbacks
00:03:52your table look i think about it all the time girl but we're going to serve some cunt cunt cunt
00:03:58today okay right girl we left the table behind for this one no tables no antlers no hooves to
00:04:06take off of me today the mango came back fully juiced there might be some tricks you know we just
00:04:12need
00:04:12to wait and see
00:04:16for the first time since she left sierra and i are in the same room and i think it is
00:04:22high time
00:04:22that i put my investigative journalism hat on sierra i have a question what's up and be be
00:04:29so truthful was putting a bunch of scrap fabric in that suitcase sabotage
00:04:37i do not believe that a bunch of trash got put in the suitcase without any kind of shade happening
00:04:48room do we believe that room do we believe that the question is did you think you were going to
00:04:52make
00:04:52something for yourself or did you really think we were going to switch a room i came in knowing it's
00:04:57probable that i would have to use it but it's possible that we could switch a room so if you
00:05:01had
00:05:01gotten if you had gotten that suitcase i packed it for myself sure knowing what i could make with
00:05:07it and knowing that it would have been fierce with the one yard of fabric um it was more than
00:05:12one yard
00:05:14roll the tapes well it sounds like you feel some type of way about it so we still haven't answered
00:05:20the question i said no it's not sabotage okay so you obviously don't believe that answer i know to be
00:05:26clear i don't believe the answer okay let me just fact check a little bit sure so you picked the
00:05:31fabric yes or no yeah and then you won the challenge yes or no well yeah you being the wily
00:05:36coyote of
00:05:37drag doesn't mean that it wasn't sabotage you just painted the train tunnel on the side of the cliff
00:05:41and then it came out and hit you bitch well are you bringing it up to center yourself in the
00:05:44conversation
00:05:45again girl this is crazy the girls are fighting we're back i'm happy you cursed my name while i was
00:05:55not
00:05:55here i'm happy to haunt the work room even in my absence okay so you're going to pick jane for
00:06:00the
00:06:00lip sync and you're going to duke it out on the floor right y'all need to settle this on
00:06:04the main
00:06:04stage i'm feeling a little nervous because a lot of these girls are fierce lip-sinkers juicy how
00:06:13many people did you send home three oh you did three too right i did well i didn't i sent
00:06:19two people
00:06:20hoes okay fuck your hoes oh i forgot mia i'm sorry we already have our assassins determined in this
00:06:27group mia star legend in the dance community mia you're literally like the choreographer extraordinaire
00:06:35you sent me home that means you could dance for britney spears now man call me hands down the
00:06:42strongest lip-sinkers of this group are juicy love beyond kenya mandy america mandy mango still won
00:06:50that lip sync you have to be on some level excited knowing your capabilities honestly like part of me
00:06:58is like excited just to do it because you know this is like looming over my head because like everyone's
00:07:03looking at me to perform morphine one she done already done has hers is in season 16. so the pressure's
00:07:10on
00:07:10baby i gotta bring the title right back home are you feeling good about the lala i am feeling are
00:07:15you gonna win the money for mommy yes you want to win the money for mommy yeah if i win
00:07:20this 50 000
00:07:21dollars not only do i get the bragging rights but i get my lick back on kenya i can do
00:07:28the tiebreaker
00:07:29with juicy i could send some other bitches home that i don't know i'm going against ladies let's get
00:07:34ready for the all rupaul rupaula perusa are you ready to slay this and may the best drag queen
00:07:50the winner of rupaul's drag race will snatch an official makeup collaboration with anastasia beverly
00:07:56hills cosmetics and a cash prize of two hundred thousand dollars courtesy of rupaul's drag race match
00:08:03queen
00:08:19cover girl put the face in your walk head to toe let your whole body tuck
00:08:26whoo wow all right welcome to the main stage of rupaul's drag race she's a female phenomenon
00:08:35it's michelle visage i'm a glamazon bitch he puts the d and don't be jealous of my boogie
00:08:44it's jamal sims now you can say that you are not but i always see you looking
00:08:51we are one week away from this season's grand finale where we are gonna crown ourselves a winner
00:08:58baby but tonight we've challenged our returning queens to an all rupaula perusa lip-sync smackdown
00:09:07it's because we can license all the songs for just a little bit of money oh oh there's no money
00:09:17i owe them four dollars racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
00:09:32bring back my girls baby i'm ready to give it all on the dance floor because this is what i
00:09:40do
00:09:41it is go time there's fifty thousand dollars on the line it would buy so many safety pins
00:09:54this is a seat to the best drag show in the world get your popcorn bitch
00:10:00some queens can give tricks and flips i give concept and substance
00:10:09baby mama is ready i got my chaps i got my friends on baby let's ride this rodeo
00:10:17and now our top three queens
00:10:26it's my grits
00:10:29tonight our eliminated queens are back to compete for the title of the queen of sheenan already had
00:10:37herses plus a cash tip of fifty thousand dollars brought to you by stop that train the first feature
00:10:46film from the drag race universe in theaters june 12th all right now
00:10:51wow since briar blush is not up to compete tonight she'll be cheering her sisters on from the sidelines
00:11:00briar my dear please take a seat in the queen's gallery don't mind if i do
00:11:09tonight new rupaula perusa rules are in full effect
00:11:14the first queen's to be eliminated you'll compete starting in round one kenya pleaser discord adams and
00:11:33jane don't as the next three queens eliminated you get to skip round one and join the smackdown in round
00:11:42two juicy love dion as the most recent queen eliminated you get to skip the first two rounds
00:11:52start competing in round three
00:11:58juicy gets to skip all the way to round three which makes her the final boss finish her this
00:12:05makes a lot of sense and it's really scary
00:12:08okay
00:12:09nene coco mikey meeks darlene mitchell next week you'll be facing off for the
00:12:15title of america's next drag race superstar but for tonight you can just sit back and enjoy the show
00:12:22Okay.
00:12:23Darlene, may I see a dessert menu, please?
00:12:27Coming right up.
00:12:28Ladies, you may leave the stage.
00:12:34Kenya, Discord, Jane, and Juicy, please be seated.
00:12:40I get to sit and watch the entire first round,
00:12:44and then start battling in the second one?
00:12:46That's fierce.
00:12:49Now, let's get this all Rupaula perusa rolling.
00:12:55This is round one.
00:12:59Oh, pit crew.
00:13:03Ladykins, in Asaf's golden hopper are six balls
00:13:08with your names on them, one ball for each of you.
00:13:12To determine the first queen to lip sync,
00:13:15Asaf will randomly pick one queen's ball.
00:13:20All right, Asaf, spin that hopper.
00:13:33Asaf, whose ball are you holding?
00:13:38Sierra missed.
00:13:41You will be competing in tonight's first lip sync.
00:13:45Why do I feel like this is Hunger Games a little bit?
00:13:47Like, why are we the Capitol watching them fight?
00:13:50Now, Sierra, you get to pick your opponent.
00:13:54I did not want to pick the person.
00:13:56I wanted to pick the song.
00:13:57I wanted to pick the song.
00:13:59Who do you choose?
00:14:02Okay, well, if I can't pick the song,
00:14:05that means I have to think about
00:14:06who might pick a song that I would like to do.
00:14:11Sierra missed.
00:14:12You get to pick your opponent.
00:14:15Who do you choose?
00:14:21I'm gonna pick Mama Athena Dion.
00:14:23Oh, shit.
00:14:26No way.
00:14:28Why do you think she chose Athena?
00:14:30I don't know.
00:14:30She has a bad history of choosing lip sync people.
00:14:33Ooh, wah, wah, wah.
00:14:35Athena loves the song Born Naked,
00:14:37and that's the song that I want,
00:14:38so I'm hoping that she will pick that song.
00:14:41Now, Athena.
00:14:42Yes.
00:14:43You get to choose the first song
00:14:45from our all Rupaula Perusa playlist.
00:14:49Will it be Born Naked, Call Me Mother, Cha-Cha Bitch,
00:14:55Just What They Want, Main Event, Peanut Butter,
00:14:59Pretty Gang, or Sissy That Walk?
00:15:02All amazing songs, by the way.
00:15:05Thank you, darling.
00:15:06Huge fan of your work.
00:15:10Born Naked.
00:15:11Ooh.
00:15:13Yes!
00:15:14The plan worked out.
00:15:15She picked Born Naked.
00:15:17It is on, D.Va.
00:15:18Now, the rest of you may step to the queen's gallery.
00:15:26I know this track inside and out,
00:15:29and Sierra is dressed as some monstrosity Jabba the Hutt hybrid.
00:15:34Bask in the glory of the goddess Athena
00:15:36as she slays this thing.
00:15:40Two queens, stand before me.
00:15:43Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me
00:15:47and move forward to the next round.
00:15:52The time has come for you to lip sync
00:15:58for your life!
00:16:04I'm a little hot and sweaty in all of this,
00:16:07but I am so ready to give you the freak show that I am.
00:16:09Good luck!
00:16:11And don't fuck it up!
00:16:26Come on!
00:16:29Come on!
00:16:30Come on!
00:16:32Come on!
00:16:38Come on!
00:16:44Who?
00:16:44Where you going?
00:16:45Running all the red lights!
00:16:48And I said, who?
00:16:50Who do you think you are?
00:16:53Who do you think you are?
00:16:57I'm telling the truth now.
00:16:59We're all going naked and the rest is straight
00:17:02A lonely highway, you drive the wrong way
00:17:06Always chasing down a fantasy, fantasy
00:17:09A sexy muscle car under the radar
00:17:12Always looking what you never see, never see
00:17:16Going downtown, you know where you're going
00:17:19Throw you drop down like you know where you're going
00:17:22Tell me a lot
00:17:25Come on, Ciara, take it all
00:17:26All of the signs, and I said, who do you think you are?
00:17:34Who do you think you are?
00:17:37I'm telling the truth now
00:17:39We're all going naked and the rest is straight
00:17:42I'll say, yeah
00:17:45It's never been the goal that they could make
00:17:50I know nothing can leave all your babies behind
00:17:55I said, who do you think you are?
00:18:00Who do you think you are?
00:18:04I'm telling the truth now
00:18:06We're all going naked and the rest is straight
00:18:09Ooh, I need to let it try
00:18:14Ooh, I'm telling the truth now
00:18:20We're all going naked and the rest is straight
00:18:23Oh, I need to let it go
00:18:24Yeah
00:18:25Yeah
00:18:27Yeah
00:18:28Yeah
00:18:28Wow
00:18:30Queens, I've made my decision
00:18:35No
00:18:36Do we get to know?
00:18:38This is rude
00:18:41Sierra Mist, condragulations
00:18:44You're the winner of the first Lip Sync Smackdown
00:18:48Yeah
00:18:50What?
00:18:51You'll advance to the next round
00:18:54Oh, I'm feeling confident now, diva
00:18:58Athena Dion, thank you for a stellar season
00:19:03Now, sashay away
00:19:05Well, thank you so much
00:19:07Good luck, divas
00:19:11Well, I didn't win that Lip Sync
00:19:13So it looks like the goddess fell from the high horse she was on
00:19:15Back into the workroom and she's pissed
00:19:19Whoa
00:19:20Oh my god
00:19:21What the hell?
00:19:22I thought I ate that
00:19:23You did
00:19:23Run me that drink now
00:19:25I'm sorry, I did better than Sierra
00:19:27I'm going to go sit on the couches with the winners
00:19:30I'm going to drink until the delusion feels real
00:19:34Boo
00:19:34Oh
00:19:35Hello
00:19:36Hey
00:19:37I finally get to be in the lounge area
00:19:39You look amazing
00:19:40You two back together, isn't that crazy?
00:19:42Yeah
00:19:43It's like I just floss a lot of hers and have to sit next to her
00:19:45This is like my personal hell right now
00:19:48Oh my god
00:19:50Oh my god
00:19:50Let's go
00:19:52Let's go
00:19:53Round one continues
00:19:54Dee Dee, Mandy, Vida, and Mia Starr
00:19:57Let's see who's competing in our next Lip Sync
00:20:01Asaf
00:20:02Shake them up
00:20:05Yeah, really turn them
00:20:06Turn it, honey
00:20:08Let those balls know who's in charge
00:20:16Mia Starr
00:20:17Mia, who do you choose as your opponent?
00:20:21Do I call somebody who I know is a fierce lip-syncer?
00:20:25Or do I call somebody that I feel could be an easy win?
00:20:28I'm going to choose my good sis Mandy Mango
00:20:33Hello
00:20:35Mandy
00:20:37Okay, sister
00:20:38What is she doing?
00:20:40You know, Mandy throws herself around like crazy
00:20:42I'm saying
00:20:42You should remember like she was like a whacker
00:20:43Yeah
00:20:44Mama, you're going to see the classic Mandy Mango Vogue and Queen
00:20:49Now, Mandy Mango, which song do you choose?
00:20:53I'm going to have to pick just what they want
00:20:57Girl
00:20:58Girl
00:20:59Girl
00:20:59Girl
00:20:59Oh, she said fuck you, Mia
00:21:02Like this is the song like everybody was afraid of
00:21:04Mandy chooses one of the most wordy songs in the selections
00:21:08It's going to be really interesting to see what happens here
00:21:12Dee Dee and Vida, you may step to the gallery
00:21:15Let's get out of here, sister
00:21:17Right
00:21:19Good luck
00:21:21Amir, what the freak did you just do?
00:21:23Cause Mandy is fierce
00:21:25Why did you do this to yourself?
00:21:28The time has come
00:21:31For you to lip-sync
00:21:33For
00:21:35Your
00:21:36Life
00:21:41Good luck
00:21:42And
00:21:43Don't fuck it up
00:21:45I know you want to work
00:21:47Work
00:21:48I know you want to work
00:21:52Boom
00:21:52Check it boom
00:21:53We
00:21:53Opening the doors
00:21:54Taking applications
00:21:55We scope out the floors of the room
00:21:57She
00:21:57Focus on the floor
00:21:58Potential sensation
00:21:59The bella du jour
00:22:00Trying to bloom
00:22:01She hoping for some more coin
00:22:02Dressed for the ball
00:22:03But she's ready for the war time
00:22:04Fire resides inside of the fever
00:22:06Got an open mind
00:22:07But she always keep her
00:22:09Eyesights up on the line
00:22:10Like heights
00:22:11A shine
00:22:11My big high
00:22:12My climb high
00:22:13She pines for the high life
00:22:14Might be my kind
00:22:15Might be the right time
00:22:16Serving lots
00:22:17Giving life
00:22:18Quite divine
00:22:19She's the highlight of my night
00:22:20I just might confide in her outside
00:22:22I have a mind to ride with her all night
00:22:29Oh
00:22:29Oh
00:22:31I know you wanna work
00:22:32They wanna see you let it out
00:22:34I know you wanna work
00:22:34They wanna see you go off
00:22:35I know you wanna work
00:22:36You know I am in business
00:22:37Come, let's give them just what they want
00:22:39They wanna see you hurt
00:22:40They wanna see you let it out
00:22:42Come on
00:22:43You know I am in business, just let's give them what they want
00:22:47They want to see your
00:22:48Work, work, work, work!
00:22:52Oh, okay Mia is eating that, yeah.
00:23:03Medifedin!
00:23:03You know I'm looking for the bitch who wants to walk
00:23:05Looking for the bitch for the pussy that wants to pop
00:23:07Specially when the pops appear better touch the jock
00:23:09Making it a piece if the kitty could drip the draw
00:23:11Make them wild when she hit the spin, the drop
00:23:13Stop, run me to the hip, a hot go, okay, a lot
00:23:16I ain't tryin' to get the top up, come and try
00:23:18But it ain't for the dip line
00:23:19I ain't gonna hurt, this ain't for the dip line
00:23:25No shame, fan, don't need to feed me
00:23:27Rich pints, that's for me, the weak feet
00:23:29No team, no shame, no beef
00:23:30But who is the drag commander-in-chief
00:23:32Lesson, check, I steal the balls
00:23:34Pay the price, I pay the cost
00:23:35Flashy flexing when I floss
00:23:37Damn, she wrecks it when she walks
00:23:38Back the belly to the drop
00:23:46I'm sorry, I can't take my eyes off Mia
00:23:48I can't take my eyes off of her
00:23:58Not the money
00:23:59Yes, that was so fun
00:24:02Queens, I've made my decision
00:24:10Oh shit
00:24:11Well that's a bummer
00:24:14What do you think?
00:24:15I think they're gonna give it to Mandy
00:24:16The dips were a little, mmm
00:24:19A little crunchy
00:24:19Well I guess we'll find out soon enough
00:24:21Yeah
00:24:22Oh no!
00:24:26I'm disappointed, I'm really disappointed
00:24:28But if anyone was gonna send me home
00:24:30I feel justified in that it was Mia
00:24:33How did it feel getting rained on?
00:24:34It was real money!
00:24:36No it wasn't
00:24:37Girl, wait, how much?
00:24:39Shut up!
00:24:40Okay
00:24:40She brought real money
00:24:41She literally, she was like
00:24:43That's literally a hundred dollars right there
00:24:45Sorry, it's a force of habit
00:24:47Ooh!
00:24:48Wow!
00:24:49Wow!
00:24:49That's probably the first bracket
00:24:50Now to finish up round one
00:24:52Dee Dee, Vida, the drag gods have paired you up for our third lip sync
00:24:58Now let's find out which one of you gets to choose the song
00:25:04Oh I love this one though
00:25:05Whose ball are you cupping?
00:25:10Vida Vonti's star
00:25:12My strategy is going into the lip sync with experience and being able to relate to a song
00:25:19I am going to choose Main Event
00:25:24All right
00:25:25As the pork chop of season 18
00:25:28I have a lot to prove
00:25:29I can't believe I went home to a lip syncing table
00:25:32So it's time to redeem Dee Dee Fuego
00:25:37The time has come
00:25:39For you to lip sync
00:25:43For
00:25:44Your
00:25:46Life
00:25:50Good luck
00:25:51And don't fuck it up
00:25:55Come on girl
00:25:56Oh my bitch
00:25:57Oh my bitch
00:25:57Oh my bitch
00:25:59Well here we go again
00:26:04Chapter 2
00:26:05Turn another page
00:26:08Walking in the lane
00:26:10Paint a smile
00:26:12Up on my face
00:26:14That's Vida
00:26:14Drama
00:26:15As I won't let the spotlight
00:26:18See the heartbreak
00:26:20In my love light
00:26:22When the laughter starts to fade
00:26:25When the laughter starts to fade
00:26:26All the drama takes in our stay
00:26:30Oh my god
00:26:32You strike up a band
00:26:35Make a drum
00:26:36Like the beat of my heart
00:26:38Yeah, look at that
00:26:40Look at that
00:26:40You can just walk and I'm in love
00:26:42Come on
00:26:43Before our story had a chance to start
00:26:46When you step in to the disco
00:26:50Leave your problems at the front door
00:26:53Come on, Nick!
00:26:54You know the world don't have to end
00:26:57Long as a DJ
00:26:59Wreck-up span
00:27:02This is the main event
00:27:04Are you ready?
00:27:06Just let the music dance into your soul
00:27:09Faster, faster, exhilarating
00:27:13Just let the rhythm make you lose control
00:27:16This is the main event
00:27:18Are you ready?
00:27:21Just let the music dance into your soul
00:27:24Faster, faster, exhilarating
00:27:27Just let the rhythm make you lose control
00:27:31I won't let love bring me down
00:27:34You won't see me crying on the dance floor
00:27:39No, I won't let love bring me down
00:27:42You won't see me cry
00:27:44You won't see me cry
00:27:46You won't see me cry
00:27:48You won't see me cry
00:27:50You won't see me cry
00:27:55Just let the music dance into your soul
00:27:58I can see that Miss Dee Dee is doing wig reveals
00:28:01Costume changes, all of this
00:28:03But honey, I'm trying to emote the true feeling of this song
00:28:06Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah
00:28:10Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah
00:28:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:28:25Second! Second!
00:28:28Didi was very excited, very fuego.
00:28:30It was very fuego, high energy.
00:28:32She didn't move their first lip sync,
00:28:33so for her to do all that, 180 from last time.
00:28:36Right. Yeah.
00:28:37Queens, I've made my decision.
00:28:43Oh, goddamn.
00:28:46Vita Von T. Star.
00:28:48Condragulations, you're a winner, baby.
00:28:51Woo-woo!
00:28:52You are moving forward to the next round.
00:28:55Please take a seat in the gallery.
00:28:58It feels validating to walk back.
00:29:00Get my shit. Let me sit my seat over here.
00:29:04Move aside, honey.
00:29:06Didi Fuego, my queen,
00:29:09thank you for setting the season on fire.
00:29:13Now, sashay away.
00:29:15Thank you all very much.
00:29:25I was saving that final reveal for the final lip sync,
00:29:28but all right, y'all get it now.
00:29:34Last guesses.
00:29:35All right, so be mean.
00:29:36Who lost?
00:29:37Who's coming in?
00:29:38I thought Didi lost.
00:29:38I'm expecting Vita to walk in right now.
00:29:40And you're expecting who to walk in?
00:29:41Didi.
00:29:42And you?
00:29:42Didi.
00:29:42You?
00:29:42I think Vita might walk in.
00:29:45And you?
00:29:46Oh, I was a judge.
00:29:47I was a moderator.
00:29:48Oh, shut up.
00:29:49I'm loca!
00:29:51I guess I was not the main event today.
00:29:54Even though I didn't win this lip sync,
00:29:56it is still a victory.
00:29:58I got to show y'all what I can do.
00:30:00This is from my culture to yours.
00:30:01Can we go Arriba?
00:30:02Arriba.
00:30:03Abajo.
00:30:04Abajo.
00:30:04Al centro.
00:30:06Y pa adentro.
00:30:06Cheers, everyone.
00:30:08Thank you for your love and support.
00:30:09To your season 18 pork chop.
00:30:12Oh, my God.
00:30:14Can you please her?
00:30:16Discord Adams.
00:30:18And Jane, don't.
00:30:19You'll be joining Sierra Mist, Mia Star,
00:30:23and Vita Von Teese Star in round two
00:30:27of our all Rupaula Perusa whatcha call it.
00:30:34Now, look at Juicy sitting all alone in the VIP.
00:30:41Now, let's see who's lip syncing first in round two.
00:30:52Vita.
00:30:54Back to back?
00:30:57I'm no spring chicken.
00:30:58I'm still trying to catch my breath from five minutes ago.
00:31:01Mama tired, honey.
00:31:02Vita, who do you choose as your opponent?
00:31:05I will choose my star sister, Mia.
00:31:10Okay, bitch.
00:31:13Wow.
00:31:13The stars are aligned.
00:31:15Yes.
00:31:16Bitch, you have a death wish?
00:31:17Mama, Discord is right there.
00:31:20Okay, Mia, you get to choose the song.
00:31:23I am going to choose Call Me Mother.
00:31:28All right.
00:31:29That's a lot of work.
00:31:30A lot of words.
00:31:32Doc, out of all songs you could have chose,
00:31:35you choose the one with the most words?
00:31:39Come on, girl.
00:31:40The rest of you may step to the gallery.
00:31:44I've picked Call Me Mother because I know this song,
00:31:47I have choreographed this song,
00:31:48and I'm ready to perform this song.
00:31:52The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
00:32:04Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
00:32:15But I've picked a ten.
00:32:18Yeah.
00:32:19And I'm like, wow.
00:32:20It's not supposed to be a six.
00:32:22It's not supposed to be a six.
00:32:24It's not supposed to be a six.
00:32:24I'm coming.
00:32:25But I'm not supposed to have any questions,
00:32:25but it's a little bit.
00:32:29I know.
00:32:30The end.
00:32:37We'll see you next time.
00:32:38Bye, bye.
00:32:38From the Clintons to the Obamas, I keep it tight, now they call me mother.
00:32:44These are queens, these are drag queens.
00:32:48Mother.
00:32:51Come on!
00:32:51Bitch, let's go!
00:33:11Come on!
00:33:12Yes, baby!
00:33:14Let's go!
00:33:20Yes, baby!
00:33:22Hold on!
00:33:23I'm that blamazon.
00:33:24They know my name because I'm on another echelon.
00:33:26Miss Automatic Supersonic.
00:33:27I'm the same situation.
00:33:28I'm looking up to anyone.
00:33:29I can't alone.
00:33:30And I'm ready to shake the jelly when the job is on.
00:33:32The kind of thing that all the funds make advances on.
00:33:34I'm only getting out of bed for 20 million.
00:33:36Now get your camera phone.
00:33:37Because in a minute, I'm about to be on.
00:33:39None of these bitches is cuntie like you.
00:33:41Plucking me chickens, I fuck and they close.
00:33:43Running my business, it's balls coming through.
00:33:45When I step in, you know where, what it do?
00:33:47Uh, y'all know where, what it do?
00:33:49None of these bitches is stuckin' with me.
00:33:51None of my business who's goin' with it, his friends.
00:33:53When I step in, they know where, what it do?
00:34:00Oh
00:34:20Queens have made my decision
00:34:36Mia Starr Condragulation
00:34:39Your winner baby
00:34:43Two for two
00:34:44I'm telling you my prices are going up y'all
00:34:46My price is going up
00:34:48Maybe by $20 but it's good
00:34:50It's going up
00:34:53Vita Vontana
00:34:55My queen
00:34:57Keep on shining
00:34:58Now, sashay away
00:35:01Time to take this rodeo
00:35:03Back to Alabama
00:35:04Get it up
00:35:07Oh one more thing
00:35:09Vita Vita Vita
00:35:11You know you wanna eat her
00:35:17Vita Vita Vita
00:35:20Vita Vita Vita
00:35:21Now that my time is up with the all RuPaulapalooza
00:35:24I'm just full of emotions right now
00:35:27That damn nigga
00:35:28Oh she gave me a run for my money
00:35:30You did that to yourself, you picked her
00:35:31I don't know, I was just expecting her to
00:35:33Pick 60 that walk
00:35:35Oh
00:35:35But yeah
00:35:36Call me mother and I need to call an ambulance after that
00:35:45I can't wait to see who's lip syncing next
00:35:49Oh pit crew
00:35:55Show us who's ball you have in your strong manly grip
00:36:01Oh
00:36:02Can you please her?
00:36:04You'll be competing in tonight's fifth lip sync
00:36:08All right bitch, let's get it
00:36:11Now who are you going to choose as your opponent?
00:36:18I'm gonna go with Miss Sierra
00:36:20Oh
00:36:21Oh
00:36:23Hey
00:36:23The reason I picked Sierra is because she beat me
00:36:27In the besties little design challenge earlier this season
00:36:30So now
00:36:31I want to give her a taste of her own medicine
00:36:34And beat her
00:36:34All right Sierra, you get to choose the song
00:36:37Hmm
00:36:39Well
00:36:40Um
00:36:41Since we are girl group divas together
00:36:44We're in the gang
00:36:45So let's do pretty gang
00:36:47All right
00:36:49This pic is probably gagging everyone
00:36:51Because when you think of Sierra Mist
00:36:53You would not think
00:36:54Wordy rap diva
00:36:56But
00:36:57I want to show that I can do anything
00:37:01The time has come
00:37:03For you to lip sync
00:37:07For
00:37:08Your
00:37:10Life
00:37:15Good luck
00:37:16And
00:37:17Don't
00:37:17Fuck it up
00:37:21I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch click
00:37:22I'm a real bitch doing pretty bitch shit
00:37:24I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch click
00:37:26I'm a real bitch doing pretty bitch shit
00:37:28Oh you don't think so?
00:37:30Well let's ask your man
00:37:31Man
00:37:54She's getting her tips
00:37:55Don't fuck with a truth
00:38:15Oh, you don't think so? Well, let's ask your man
00:38:31Oh, Kenya's doing it for me, yeah
00:38:43I'm not saying that I'm the first to be doing what I did
00:38:47I'm not saying that I'm the first to be doing what I did
00:38:49I'm not saying that I'm the first to be doing what I did
00:38:49This quick with never enough to say 不Limo
00:39:02Oh
00:39:26That was good.
00:39:29Queens.
00:39:30I've made my decision.
00:39:37Oh, that's still a man.
00:39:39D.
00:39:41Queens.
00:39:43I've made my decision.
00:39:49Can you please her?
00:39:51Condragulations, you're a winner, baby.
00:39:55Bitch, I just won this motherfucking lip straight, honey.
00:40:00Can you please her?
00:40:01It's a winner again.
00:40:02Thank you, Lord have mercy, Jesus.
00:40:05I am one step closer to that $50,000, bitch.
00:40:08And you'll be competing in the next round.
00:40:11Oh, yes.
00:40:16Please have a seat.
00:40:17Michelle, we twins, bitch.
00:40:21Sierra Miss, thank you, my dear, for a sparkling season.
00:40:27Now, sashay away.
00:40:32Well, shit.
00:40:33Lost a lip sync again, I guess.
00:40:35But you know what?
00:40:36We went out fighting.
00:40:38Oh, oh, oh.
00:40:39Remember, take care of yourself.
00:40:42Oh, my God.
00:40:47Well, they got me, guys.
00:40:49Oh, hey.
00:40:51Damn.
00:40:52You look so good.
00:40:54Oh, my God.
00:40:54This was nasty.
00:40:55How are you feeling right now?
00:40:56I feel a little sweaty.
00:40:57Yeah.
00:40:58But I feel puss.
00:40:59And can you tell us about the prosthetic boobs?
00:41:01The boobs?
00:41:03Yes.
00:41:03They look amazing.
00:41:05But you did them yourself, right?
00:41:06So, yeah, I applied these.
00:41:08It takes, like, a little bit of time to, like, glue them down and blend it out.
00:41:11But the tits are fierce.
00:41:13I'm so glad that I have them.
00:41:14And they look good, don't they?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:16Cheers to you.
00:41:18Great job, sister.
00:41:19Oh, here we go.
00:41:20We're back.
00:41:21We're out of my way.
00:41:21Discord Adams, Jane Doe, the fickle finger of fate, has brought you two together.
00:41:28Y'all ready?
00:41:33Asaf is about to pick a ball to determine who chooses the lip sync song.
00:41:40Asaf, turn the beat around.
00:41:51Jane Doe.
00:41:53What song do you choose?
00:41:56I feel like God had feelings about my elimination.
00:42:00And he's paying me back by giving me the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing imaginable.
00:42:08I am standing with one of the greatest walkers in the history of RuPaul's Drag Race.
00:42:18And so I think it's only appropriate that we sissy that walk.
00:42:26I do.
00:42:29Two queens stand before me.
00:42:34The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
00:42:46Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
00:42:57Ooh, mama!
00:43:00Pick myself up.
00:43:02Turn the world on its head.
00:43:04Don't forget what, don't forget what my mama said.
00:43:08People talking, since the beginning of time.
00:43:12Less they paying your bills, pay them bitches no mind.
00:43:15And if I fly or if I fall, at least I can say I hate it all.
00:43:23And if I fly or if I fall, I'm on my way, on my way.
00:43:31Hey, hey.
00:43:34Hey, hey.
00:43:41OK, come on.
00:43:43Let's do it.
00:43:44Now sissy that wild.
00:43:57Jane has that skill where she can take a bit and make it hers.
00:44:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:44:03Ain't no tea, ain't no shade.
00:44:05But at the same time, bitches better get out the way.
00:44:09I'm a femme queen, mother of a house of no shade.
00:44:12My pussy is on fly, now kiss the flame.
00:44:17And if I fly or if I fall, I'm on my way.
00:44:20Damn, this would look like a million bucks.
00:44:22Yeah.
00:44:23Yeah.
00:44:24Yeah.
00:44:25And if I fly or if I fall, I'm on my way.
00:44:32Oh, yeah.
00:44:34Hmm.
00:44:50Come on,
00:45:03Queens, I've made my decision.
00:45:10Jane Don't, con-drag-ulations, your winner, baby.
00:45:15You are moving forward to the next round.
00:45:18Thank you so much.
00:45:19Sissy that walk over to the Queens gallery.
00:45:21Damn!
00:45:23I am the winner of the lip-sync,
00:45:25and my reaction is, yeah, no, duh.
00:45:28If I had lost a lip-sync to Discord,
00:45:30I would have had to hang the wig up.
00:45:32Discord Adams, thank you for an epic season.
00:45:37I hate to see you leave,
00:45:39but I love to watch you walk.
00:45:42Now, sashay away.
00:45:45Are you sure?
00:45:48I'll be back.
00:45:50I love you.
00:45:53I don't necessarily agree with the results of the lip-sync.
00:45:56Jane won with my walk.
00:45:59Come on.
00:46:01Time for a drink.
00:46:05Hey!
00:46:11There she is.
00:46:12It was so good.
00:46:13It was such a good lip-sync.
00:46:13You used to see that walk good.
00:46:14It was fun.
00:46:15It was goofy.
00:46:16It was fun.
00:46:17Oh, we're back.
00:46:18Here we go.
00:46:18Here we go.
00:46:18Here we go.
00:46:19All right, ladies.
00:46:20We are in round three.
00:46:21Woo-hoo!
00:46:22Woo-hoo!
00:46:23Juicy Love Dion, you'll be joining Mia Star, Kenya Pleaser, and Jane Don't in round three.
00:46:32Now, the queens that win the next two lip-syncs will advance to the final smackdown.
00:46:40Asoth, handle their balls with care.
00:46:52Show me who you got.
00:46:55Jane.
00:46:58Jane Don't, who do you choose as your opponent?
00:47:05Ooh, so many tempting choices.
00:47:08If I pick Juicy, I cannot outdance this woman.
00:47:12But I know that if I pick Mia or Kenya, they both really want to do peanut butter.
00:47:18And I'm not trying to be in an ass-shaking competition against either of those people.
00:47:26So it's a real Sophie's choice.
00:47:31Juicy Love Dion.
00:47:36So, Juicy, you get to choose the song.
00:47:41I think it's time to do some cha-cha bit.
00:47:44Woo!
00:47:47Jane, you are a silly little goose.
00:47:50I'm here to win.
00:47:51Let's give it, girl.
00:47:52Let's cha-cha.
00:47:53Kenya, Mia, you're up next.
00:47:56But for now, take a seat.
00:48:00These are two powerhouse queens.
00:48:03With both different performance styles.
00:48:05If Jane can put the Jane magic on it and do that thing where she makes the other person look
00:48:11a little silly or look a little stupid,
00:48:13she can win it.
00:48:15Two queens, stand before me.
00:48:19The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
00:48:31Good luck and don't.
00:48:34Fuck it up.
00:48:35Ain't no party like a cha-cha party, cause a cha-cha party goes on.
00:48:41Right off the bat.
00:48:46One, three, five, six, cha-cha bitch.
00:48:52Five, six, cha-cha bitch.
00:48:58Come on!
00:48:59Come on!
00:49:00They wanna know, oye, quién es ella?
00:49:01Come on!
00:49:02They wanna know, oye, quién es ella?
00:49:02Come on!
00:49:03Come on!
00:49:04Come on!
00:49:05Hey!
00:49:06Hey!
00:49:07Shout out to a la la reina.
00:49:09Now, Brands, I got the ears to shake my ass.
00:49:12Move my hips.
00:49:12Now, bro, mama, yes, you, mama.
00:49:14Then I say, stir drum all.
00:49:16Come on!
00:49:21Cha-cha bitch!
00:49:24Never seen that before.
00:49:26She just made history.
00:49:27Five, six, cha-cha bitch.
00:49:31Five, six, cha-cha bitch.
00:49:35She's so same, cha-cha bitch.
00:49:37Oh my god.
00:49:38She's so good.
00:49:39Fucking real!
00:49:42Jacket, Jacket!
00:49:45Jacket, Jacket!
00:49:46Jacket, Jacket!
00:49:46I bought BCC, senor!
00:49:50Oh!
00:49:50Oh!
00:49:50She's so good.
00:49:52Yeah!
00:49:53Yeah!
00:49:54Oh!
00:49:55Oh!
00:49:56Now, Brands, I got the ears to shake my ass.
00:49:58Move my hips.
00:49:59Come on, baby!
00:50:00That's you, mama.
00:50:01That'll save, stir drum all.
00:50:04Oh!
00:50:04Oh, my God!
00:50:08Oh!
00:50:08Cha-cha bitch!
00:50:09I got it!
00:50:16Oh, my God!
00:50:18Yeah!
00:50:18Oh, my God!
00:50:19Cha-cha bitch!
00:50:20Don't know.
00:50:21I need to go.
00:50:22Cha-cha bitch!
00:50:24That's it!
00:50:24Cha-cha bitch!
00:50:24Cha-cha-cha bitch!
00:50:26Cha-cha-cha bitch!
00:50:27Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha bitch!
00:50:29Cha-cha-cha-cha bitch!
00:50:31Yeah!
00:50:33Yeah!
00:50:33Come on!
00:50:35Come on!
00:50:36Dada-dada-dada-dada-dada-dada-dada-spit
00:50:39That was insane!
00:50:46Oh the suspense is killing me!
00:50:50Queens, I've made my decision!
00:50:56Juicy Luv Deon, condragulation
00:50:59You're a winner baby!
00:51:02And you are headed to the final Lip-Sync
00:51:13We're now one lip sync away from winning $50,000.
00:51:19Now cha-cha, bitch.
00:51:21There we go.
00:51:23Jane Don't for serving drag excellence all season long.
00:51:29We salute you.
00:51:31Now, sashay away.
00:51:33Thank you so much.
00:51:34Thank you all.
00:51:37I love you, Jane.
00:51:39Fuck it up, bitch.
00:51:42This birthday party sucks.
00:51:46I did what I came here to do.
00:51:48I made them laugh.
00:51:49So I'm ready to go drink and talk shit.
00:51:54Hey, it's me, Juicy Love Dion.
00:52:00That was great.
00:52:01That was fierce.
00:52:03Girl, I blacked out.
00:52:04I don't know.
00:52:07God.
00:52:08This will determine who lip syncs against Juicy for $50,000.
00:52:12Oh, my God.
00:52:13I'm so excited for this.
00:52:15Queens, before you lip sync, I have to ask an important question.
00:52:19Do you like it creamy or crunchy?
00:52:25The last time that they lip synced against each other, Kenya sent Mia home, but it was a song that
00:52:29was not in Mia's repertoire.
00:52:30Repertoire.
00:52:31And this is very much in both of their wheelhouse.
00:52:34Yeah.
00:52:36The time has come.
00:52:38Read your lip sync.
00:52:41For.
00:52:42Your.
00:52:44Life.
00:52:48Good luck.
00:52:50And don't fuck it up.
00:52:53Uh-huh.
00:52:54Oh, yes, honey.
00:52:55Due to the fact that her thighs spread just like them.
00:55:38Mia Starr, congratulations.
00:55:41You're a winner, baby.
00:55:44I love you.
00:55:46You are heading to the final lip sync.
00:55:52I can't believe it.
00:55:53It actually sinks in that you can potentially win this $50,000.
00:55:59And the bragging rights.
00:56:01And the bragging rights of She Already Done Had Herses.
00:56:03You better get a bitch.
00:56:05Kenya Pleaser, thank you for spreading your peanut butter all season long.
00:56:11Now, sashay away.
00:56:14All this peanut butter honey, all of it dwelling.
00:56:21I'm sad that I lost, but I'm very proud of what I delivered on that stage today.
00:56:25I did not leave without a motherfucking fight, because that's what bad bitches do.
00:56:31Andrew, the question still remains, can you please a bitch?
00:56:36Fucking love her.
00:56:38That was a good lip sync.
00:56:39What a show.
00:56:40What a show.
00:56:41They both ate.
00:56:42Due to the fact that her...
00:56:49Walking back in the workroom, bitch, I feel fierce, no shame.
00:56:51I feel sweaty and out of breath, but I feel fierce.
00:56:53So good.
00:56:55We were out here screaming, yelling, crying, throwing up.
00:56:58It was so good.
00:56:59I feel good about it, because I know I did my motherfucking dance.
00:57:06Attention queens in the workroom.
00:57:08Your presence is requested on the main stage for the final All Rupala LaRuzza...
00:57:23Just get your ass over to the main stage.
00:57:29Now, I'm in a particular situation, because I have my sister and my daughter about to go at it.
00:57:35I'm excited because I think I can get money
00:57:37out of either of them.
00:57:38It's a win-win for me.
00:57:41Oh, wow.
00:57:43Welcome back, queens.
00:57:44Let's give it up for Juicy Love Dion and Mia Star.
00:57:52Juicy Mia!
00:57:54Juicy Mia!
00:57:55Juicy Mia!
00:57:56Listen, Morphing Love Dion, Miami.
00:57:59Susie Too, Fort Lauderdale.
00:58:01And one of us hoes are bringing it back home.
00:58:03South Florida is not one to be messed with.
00:58:07Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare
00:58:09a lip sync performance.
00:58:12Covergirl.
00:58:14The last time me and I lip synced against each other,
00:58:17we tied.
00:58:18So I'm ready to perform my little butt off
00:58:22like I've never done before.
00:58:24And if I need to be carried out on a stretcher, so be it.
00:58:27Now, for the last time tonight,
00:58:30two queens stand before me.
00:58:33Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me,
00:58:38snatch the title of queen of she done already
00:58:42than has hers, sis, and win a cash prize of $50,000.
00:58:49Woo!
00:58:51Get that lighter!
00:58:52The time has come for you to lip sync for your life!
00:59:03In all seriousness, it's an honor to be sharing this moment
00:59:06with Juicy.
00:59:07But bitch, I'm about to mop the floor with this hoe.
00:59:09Good luck and don't fuck it up.
00:59:15Good luck and don'tk it up!
00:59:17Woo!
00:59:19String down the runway, another pay day.
00:59:23Cover of magazines.
00:59:26And when they see me, they want to be me.
00:59:30Come on!
00:59:30I am a fantasy.
00:59:34Covergirl, put the bass in your walk.
00:59:37Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
00:59:41Hey!
00:59:41Covergirl, put the bass in your walk.
00:59:45Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
00:59:49Two common Chinese, red carpet TV, valet my limousine.
00:59:56Box office sweetie, and ask the nominee.
01:00:00Now watch me snatch your feet.
01:00:02Okay, come on.
01:00:04Covergirl, put the bass in your walk.
01:00:07Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
01:00:11Covergirl, put the bass in your walk.
01:00:15Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
01:00:18Walk.
01:00:20Now walk, walk, walk.
01:00:24Now walk, walk.
01:00:28Now walk, walk.
01:00:32Now walk, walk.
01:00:33Stroll down the runway, another payday.
01:00:38Cover of magazine.
01:00:41And when they see me, they want to be me.
01:00:45I am the fantasy.
01:00:49Covergirl, put the bass in your walk.
01:00:52Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
01:00:56Covergirl, put the bass in your walk.
01:01:00Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
01:01:19Covergirl, put the bass in your walk.
01:01:22Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
01:01:26Covergirl, put the bass in your walk.
01:01:29And you don't get your whole body top
01:01:33And walk, and now walk
01:01:37Walk, and now walk
01:01:40Walk, and now walk
01:01:43Walk, and now walk
01:01:49And walk
01:02:07This is what we came to do
01:02:11Queens, I've made my decision
01:02:20Juicy Love Dion, congratulations
01:02:22You're a winner, baby
01:02:37To win this, it's an honor
01:02:41It's the best feeling in the world
01:02:43You've won a cash tip of $50,000
01:02:47Plus tickets to see Stop That Train
01:02:53In theaters June 12th
01:02:54I'm winning the respect from RuPaul herself
01:02:58She sees me for the person that I am
01:03:02It's, it's, it's surreal
01:03:04As the queen of she did not ready to have hers
01:03:07Is there anything you'd like to say?
01:03:10Thank you so much, judges
01:03:11For giving me the opportunity
01:03:13To stand up here, a little boy from Hialeah
01:03:15And show what the hell I have
01:03:18And what I do, and what I love
01:03:20So thank you so much to all of you
01:03:22To everyone watching at home
01:03:24I'm so, so grateful
01:03:30Tune in next week for the grand finale
01:03:32Of RuPaul's Drag Race
01:03:34But first, tell us which of the top three queens
01:03:38You want to be crowned America's next drag superstar
01:03:42Are you team Darlene Mitchell
01:03:47Team Mikey Meeks
01:03:50Or team Nene Coco
01:03:55Let your voice be heard using the hashtag Drag Race
01:03:59And remember, if you can't love yourself
01:04:02How in the hell you're going to love somebody else
01:04:04Can I get an amen up in here?
01:04:06Amen!
01:04:08All right, let the music play
01:04:37Thank you
01:04:41Give yourself permission
01:04:43Take the script
01:04:44Cause you're not like other bitches
01:04:46And show me something different
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