00:05You
00:35Let's go.
01:08Oh, well, this is awkward.
01:14I didn't realize the heist had such a specific dress code.
01:19And here I came in my Easter vest.
01:26What the fuck is that thing?
01:28It's a rabbit?
01:30I don't care what it is.
01:32Kill it.
01:32Oh, there's no need for that, Americans.
01:37The most dependable of your species.
01:40Anything that doesn't fit your narrow understanding, you shoot, bomb, or burn without hesitation.
01:48And look where it's gotten you.
01:51Four so-called soldiers of fortune stealing common stones for a mere 2.5 million.
01:59When there's something right in front of you that is beyond earthly value.
02:05Wait.
02:06How do you know the price we were offered?
02:08I was the one who offered it.
02:20The Force Edge.
02:22Sword of the Demon Knight, Sparta.
02:26Ironic, isn't it, that such a holy place would house the most powerful weapon of hell.
02:32Then again, hell, as you call it, has always been the true heart of human religion.
02:40You can curb the worst of your savageries only through collective fear and hatred of another world.
02:48My world.
02:50You talk a lot for a rabbit.
02:53Take what you want, as long as you still pay Rampart for this operation.
02:57Rest assured, you will be paid for everything you're owed.
03:32Here we stand together on the threshold of a new age.
03:38The age of the demon.
03:41This world is about to become much, much larger.
03:47Well...
03:48Not for you.
03:50Not for you.
04:19Also...
04:20Not for you.
04:22Also...
04:22Not for you.
04:27Not for you.
04:29Not for you.
04:35Sorry.
04:36Sorry.
04:36Sorry.
04:37Hey!
04:38Excuse me.
04:40Excuse yourself, lady.
04:45Asshole!
05:04God damn it, Ellie. What now?
05:15You always pick the worst possible time, don't you?
05:18If I didn't know better, I'd swear you did this on purpose.
05:43Please, take me. Don't hurt my tongue.
05:50What, darling?
05:55Hey, look. The Three Stooges came out to play.
06:22Jackpot!
06:27Jackpot!
06:35Jackpot!
06:40Jackpot!
06:40The-the way this usually goes, as I do that, then drop a killer one-liner.
06:45But I'm drawing a complete blank right now.
06:47This never happens to me, I swear.
06:49Okay, wait, I got one. Pretend I just shot that guy.
06:53Dang!
06:56Man, Skeletor did not hold up since the eighties.
06:59Not my best work, but you get it.
07:06I don't know how to thank you. You saved our lives. That is why you're here, right? To save us?
07:14More or less. There have been other attacks in the area. My client hired me to look into it.
07:19Your client? What kind of work do you do, exactly?
07:24Demon hunting.
07:25Wait, you're telling me they were actually...
07:29What, those guys? Those were just low-level demons. I'm gonna worry.
07:41Cute kid.
07:43We really should be getting home now. Shouldn't we, Ellie? Say goodbye to the nice man.
08:03Stop! What are you doing? That's my baby!
08:06No, it's not all...
08:18Damn it.
08:19Let's go back, guys.
08:28Let's go.
08:37who
09:01all the lovers
09:02all the haters
09:03and all the people
09:05that call themselves players
09:06Hot mamas, pimp daddies
09:09And the people rolling up in caddies
09:11Hey rockers, hip hoppers
09:14And everybody, everybody, all around
09:16Hands up, hands down
09:19Back up, back up
09:20Tell me what you gonna do now
09:21Breathe in, now freeze out
09:23Hands up, back up
09:25Tell me what you gonna do now
09:26Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
09:29Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
09:32Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
09:48This is the first image released from last night's Vatican City bombings
09:53that have shocked and horrified the entire world
09:55The suspect appears to have two strange protrusions on his back
09:59that are shaped almost like wings
10:03A world in mourning
10:05One question weighs on the minds of all
10:08Who could be responsible?
10:11The radical left is already using this to push their agenda
10:14that America should step down from our role as
10:16quote, unquote, global policemen
10:18But as the greatest country on Earth
10:20we have a moral responsibility to lead
10:23Not to mention
10:24the surveillance image clearly shows
10:27some sort of weaponized wingsuit
10:28That is not any U.S. military technology
10:31that I know of
10:32Exactly
10:32With tech like that
10:34it was probably the Russians
10:36Now, the government
10:37The corporatists that own it
10:39and their loyal propagandists in the news media
10:42want you to blame the Russians
10:44How stupid do they think we are, folks?
10:48This was a strike against God himself
10:51Carried out by a sophisticated network of terrorist demons
10:55from hell
10:59Ah, terrorist demons
11:01I don't...
11:02You hear about this?
11:03I think I missed that one in Sunday school
11:06You ever heard of a terrorist demon, Phil?
11:09Sure
11:09My ex-wife
11:15The attacks were perpetrated by what appears to be
11:17a sophisticated network of terrorist demons
11:20This can't be serious
11:21It makes us look bad enough that our rampart boys were in there
11:24Now we're going to really entertain them
11:26Dr. Fisher
11:26is one of the foremost theoretical physicists in the world
11:30I assure you he is serious
11:32My apologies, Mr. Vice President
11:35Let me wrap this around my brain
11:37How can you be sure that these things were...
11:40Demons?
11:42The same way that any criminal has identified, Mr. President
11:45My team tested DNA samples from the scene
11:48And you know what demon DNA looks like?
11:51Demons, since we're using that colloquial term
11:53are a related but separate evolutionary branch from Homo sapiens
11:58They are natives of another universe
12:00one that exists parallel to our own
12:02My current hypothesis is that one of our common ancestors
12:06Found their way into this other universe
12:09Where they adapted
12:10And became stronger
12:11Able to survive the more hostile environment there
12:14You mean hell
12:15Just to be clear
12:16The hostile environment you're talking about is hell
12:21Mythology exists to explain reality
12:24Why do you think every culture on earth
12:27Tells the same stories about demons and the underworld?
12:31We've discovered an interdimensional rift that acts as a bridge between the two universes
12:36However, it has been blocked for millennia by a field of quantum interference
12:41Naturally occurring disruptions in this field sometimes create what one might term
12:47Portals
12:48Which allow lesser demon types to enter into our world
12:51Luckily, these portals aren't stable enough to accommodate larger, more complex molecular structures
12:57Uh-huh, right
12:59Which means...
13:01Which means the big demons are stuck on the other side
13:03Who do you work for exactly, doctor?
13:08Dark Realm Command
13:10Darkcom, as our PR department insists we call it
13:13Darkcom is an independent dimensional security firm
13:16Funded by private investments
13:18Such as my own
13:23Sir, you have to see this
13:28Sword of the demon knight, Sparda
13:30Sparda?
13:31Now that's interesting
13:33It looks like that sword is all he took
13:48The gates of hell are what the opens for now
13:52To any sapiens wishing, join the celebration
13:56If you want to get a rabbit, find the hunter
14:01Hope to see you all there
14:08My god
14:10All the last guy I had to worry about was Saddam Hussein
14:13I already got bio-organic weapons I gotta deal with
14:18And now you're telling me there's demons crawling up out of hell?
14:22You heard the doctor
14:23This is no longer a matter of religion
14:25It's science
14:26The word of the lord has been proven beyond dispute
14:30Hell is real
14:32And the holy war is here
14:34If you want to catch a rabbit, find the hunter
14:37I believe the demon is toying with us
14:40Giving us a clue to its next move
14:42We need to figure out who this hunter is
14:45Which can only mean
14:46A demon hunter
14:48Find every demon hunter you can
14:50And bring them to me
14:57What he said
15:26Right on time
15:27Your usual is waiting on the bar
15:29Thanks
15:30I need it today
15:32Ow
15:35Ow
15:37Ow
15:39Ow
15:40Ow
15:42Ow
15:42Ow
15:43Ow
15:43Ow
15:44Ow
15:54Ow
15:55Ow
15:55Ow
15:55Ow
15:56Ow
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15:57Ow
15:58Ow
16:05Ow
16:06Ow
16:06Ow
16:09Ow
16:13Ow
16:16Ow
16:16Ow
16:16Ow
16:16Ow
16:17Ow
16:17Ow
16:17Ow
16:18Ow
16:19Ow
16:19Ow
16:19Ow
16:19Leaving so soon, we have much to catch up on.
16:25Brother.
16:26No.
16:31You're...
16:33...dead.
16:35Oh, I'm here.
16:37In the flesh!
16:55Oh, you're that demon baby from earlier.
17:23I don't know anything about any of this!
17:25I just press up the scampi!
17:33A rabbit demon, huh?
17:35Yeah.
17:36Maybe I heard something like that.
17:38Talk.
17:42I know a guy.
17:44He's a broker for demon hunters and mercenaries.
17:47A hustler who feeds off the bottom of the bottom feeders.
17:51Last time I saw him,
17:52he told me how he'd set up this job for a talking bunny.
17:56I didn't give him much thought,
17:58coming from a serial liar and a drunk.
18:01But maybe he wasn't lying.
18:03If we can corroborate this...
18:05It means the white rabbit was operating here,
18:08in New York.
18:09Give me a name.
18:12Enzo Perino!
18:13Go, go, go!
18:15Huh?
18:15Oh.
18:21Coming through!
18:22Coming through!
18:22Move it!
18:23Move it!
18:24Ooh!
18:25Sorry sweetheart!
18:45I'll tell you anything he asks me about any subject!
18:50Now, let's talk compensation, okay?
18:56Do it for free!
18:57You guys should really learn how to negotiate properly.
19:00Tell us about the white rabbit.
19:02That's what this is about!
19:04Yeah!
19:05I know who you mean!
19:06He showed up at my office with a job that needed expediting.
19:10And that didn't seem strange to you.
19:12A six foot talking rabbit.
19:14Ha!
19:15In my line of work, that's a slow Tuesday.
19:18Some demons making noise over on the west side that he wanted clipped.
19:22Calling too much attention to themselves and whatnot.
19:25Why?
19:26What did it matter to him?
19:27You know, I saw the price he was offering and I must have forgot to ask!
19:31One thing about it that struck me as funny.
19:33He had a particular demon hunter he wanted me to hire.
19:36Wouldn't take anyone else!
19:38Who?
19:39Kid named...
19:40Dante.
19:43Ah, sweet kid.
19:45Bit of a troubled past though.
19:46You know how it is.
19:48Dad not around.
19:50Mom and twin brother brutally murdered by demons.
19:53You know, that sort of thing.
19:55Listen.
19:56The white rabbit told us to find the hunter.
19:59Stands to reason it's the same hunter that the rabbit personally requested.
20:03Dante.
20:04Last name unknown.
20:06Looks like he also works as a standard hired gun.
20:09Oh.
20:10And if half of what I'm reading here is true, his capabilities are extraordinary.
20:14What else do we have on him?
20:16Anything that explains the rabbit's interest?
20:19Hmm.
20:20He's recorded as going AWOL from five separate jobs.
20:24Why?
20:25It just says, uh...
20:27Got bored?
20:48...dressin' up as my dead brother.
20:49Not a little bit much.
20:51Personally, I wasn't stuck with being a creepy baby.
20:53It was working for you!
21:31You've been trying really hard to steal my necklace. Why is that?
21:37The irony that I'm the shapeshifter and you're the one who doesn't know what you are!
21:59Every time...
22:02I heard a rumor once about demons who are too powerful to cross over.
22:08So, they learned how to project their consciousness into our world and possess stuff, poltergeist style.
22:15You ask me, that's what this white rabbit is. A possessed kid's toy.
22:20Now, from what I sensed, he's way more than just a regular hell-dweller.
22:24I didn't ask.
22:25Look, look, look, that's all I know. If you're after his location, I can't help you. Only saw him the
22:31one time.
22:31We know his location already. A man-sized rabbit can only avoid notice for so long, even in this labyrinth
22:38of sin.
22:39It don't say. So, you sent a team in after him then, huh? Let me guess. There were no survivors.
22:49Only one.
22:54I have an idea. Ask him about the sword, sir.
22:57The sword of Sparda. What do you know about it?
23:00Sparda! Ha! Boy, that takes me back. All I know is the old story. Sparda was an ancient demon back
23:08in the days when the two realms were still joined. Who sided-
23:12humans to fight his own kind. The champion of hell. Until he turned against its king. I know this story.
23:19What does the sword have to do with it, though?
23:21I'm getting to it! So, being such a swell guy, Sparda takes it on himself to protect humanity by casting
23:29a spell, creating a war between the realms, so to speak.
23:33It was the power of his sword, apparently, that let him do it. With the help of a magic amulet,
23:39which he splits in two pieces to make it harder to find.
23:44Ugh. Smells like some millennial bullshit to me.
23:47That's it. Of course. Look. Look at the sword here. You see that empty slot in the hilt? As though
23:53it was meant to hold something?
23:54I had theorized that the quantum interference blocking the rift between realms was broadcast by some form of transmitter.
24:01Demon technology may look medieval, but their understanding of quantum principles is far more advanced than our own.
24:10This amulet is the transmitter. Each half of it generates one half of the signal, and Sparda's sword is the
24:17decoder.
24:18If one were to bring both halves of the amulet together and place it into the sword, the transmission would
24:23cease.
24:24There would be no more interference. No more war. The realms would be open to each other without limit.
24:30You're talking about Armageddon?
24:31Yes. You must understand what will happen. The demon who makes other demons wake up in a cold sweat will
24:39be on our doorstep.
24:41We'll throw everything we have at it, only to discover that it's not just him. It's a world full of
24:48them. Our civilization will be overrun.
24:52We won't let it be. This is Darkom's purpose. This is our divine charge. To be the last line of
25:00defense against the Inferno.
25:02Right. Our divine charge. If the rabbit was after the sword, he must be trying to open the rift, which
25:09means he'll also need the two amulet pieces.
25:12He already has one.
25:15And, uh, not to be an alarmist or anything, he's about to get the other one.
25:19Mr. Sir Vice President? Baines? Mr. Vice President Baines, sir?
25:22Anders from J-Squat. The one who survived.
25:24Ah. Good to see you up, soldier.
25:27What did that to your face?
25:29Rabbit claws, sir?
25:31Who let you down here? Why aren't you in the infirmary?
25:34I have extremely sensitive information pertaining to, uh, concerning regards to the end of the world, sir?
25:39I had to deliver it, sir. As in, in person? To your person? Sir, I heard the rabbit say something
25:46after he'd done this.
25:48He was pissed off. He was furious, sir. He knows where the other half of the amulet is. And he
25:53tried to get it back already. But his plan failed. He's gonna try again. Soon.
25:57His plan? What was the plan?
26:01I-I don't know. Something about hiring someone for a setup job. Or something. Whoever it was, that's who has
26:06the other piece, sir.
26:12Dante.
26:15Ha!
26:17Ha!
26:24Okay.
26:37Okay.
26:45Game over.
26:47Ah.
26:58Bless me with the leaf of the tree
27:06On it I see the freedom reign
27:14We are falling, the light is calling
27:21Tears inside me, calm me down
27:30Midnight calling, midst of resolving
27:37Crown me with the pure green leaf
27:44Praise to my Father, blessed by the water
27:53Black night, dark sky, the devil's cry
28:01Black night, dark sky, the devil's cry
28:03Black night, dark sky, the devil's cry
28:17Black night, dark sky, the devil's cry
28:41Black night, dark sky, the devil's cry
29:11Black night, dark sky, the devil's cry
29:40You
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