00:00:12Terrific.
00:00:50Excuse me.
00:00:51Hi.
00:00:52Whoa.
00:00:54Wow.
00:00:54I didn't really...
00:00:55I'm sorry.
00:00:56Tim.
00:00:57Nice to see you.
00:00:58Uh, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to steal her away now.
00:01:00You look great.
00:01:01And good news, our table's ready now, so we can...
00:01:04What the hell do you think you're doing, bro?
00:01:06She's with me.
00:01:07Sir, I appreciate you keeping your company, but she's actually not with you.
00:01:10She's with me.
00:01:12Believe me, you don't want to make me cause to see you.
00:01:20You're gonna cause to see you?
00:01:23I might summon one of the managers?
00:01:26Sure.
00:01:27No.
00:01:28I don't know what you've been smoking, but you better back up, my wife.
00:01:32I'm gonna punch a hole in your face.
00:01:35You're...
00:01:35Timothy?
00:01:36Is that you?
00:01:38Uh-oh.
00:01:39My bad.
00:01:40I was at the other side of the bar.
00:01:42Oh.
00:01:42I'm actually his date.
00:01:44Hmm.
00:01:45Melissa?
00:01:45Everybody calls me Missy.
00:01:47Sorry about the mix-up.
00:01:48Just a little blind date blunder.
00:01:49But what would you two know about making a mistake, right?
00:01:52Okay.
00:01:53Thanks.
00:01:55I got you so good.
00:01:57Wait.
00:01:58Wait.
00:01:58You did that on purpose?
00:02:00Why?
00:02:00Best blind date icebreaker ever.
00:02:03Icebreaker?
00:02:03The guy almost broke every bone in my body.
00:02:05Yeah, it worked, didn't it?
00:02:06We're loose.
00:02:07We're laughing.
00:02:08We're having fun.
00:02:09Oh, my God.
00:02:10That was so funny.
00:02:11You know what the best part is?
00:02:12You pass the test.
00:02:14What test?
00:02:15A testicle test.
00:02:17You showed some real nuts back there.
00:02:19I'm impressed, babe.
00:02:20It's cute.
00:02:21Real good.
00:02:22By the way, the age thing doesn't concern me.
00:02:24What are you, 65?
00:02:25What the fuck?
00:02:26I know that's a blonde wig, and I don't care.
00:02:29Timothy, I would like to present you with the first impression room.
00:02:34You've earned it.
00:02:35Boop.
00:02:36You know, from The Bachelor.
00:02:37You know.
00:02:38Hi.
00:02:38Hi.
00:02:39Can I start you two with anything?
00:02:40Oh, yeah.
00:02:41Let's have two tequilas, please, senorita.
00:02:45Actually, I don't drink, so I'm gonna probably just go with the soda water.
00:02:48Whatever you guys have is fine.
00:02:49Oh, what?
00:02:51Okay.
00:02:52First chink in the armor, Mr. Perfect's not so perfect.
00:02:54But we'll fix it.
00:02:58I'm just kidding.
00:02:58Don't worry.
00:02:59I'm a certified substance abuse counselor, so I know how to handle an alcoholic.
00:03:03I'm not an alcoholic.
00:03:05What?
00:03:05Just a couple DUIs?
00:03:06I'm not an alcoholic, sir.
00:03:07I swear.
00:03:08Never.
00:03:09You lightweight?
00:03:10No.
00:03:10Do you piss on your friend's couch?
00:03:12No.
00:03:12Make out a truck stops.
00:03:14No.
00:03:15I just don't drink.
00:03:16It's not that weird.
00:03:17Here's the thing.
00:03:18People who don't drink, they always have a story.
00:03:20I don't have a story.
00:03:21Sorry to disappoint you.
00:03:21It's okay.
00:03:22You don't disappoint me ever.
00:03:23Nothing you could ever do would disappoint me.
00:03:24I love you.
00:03:27Wow.
00:03:28This.
00:03:29Us.
00:03:29It feels like fate.
00:03:30Doesn't it?
00:03:32Well, how did you meet my grandmother again?
00:03:33Jiffy Lube.
00:03:35Yeah.
00:03:35She's like, my grandson will be so hurt for you.
00:03:37I'm like, sign me up.
00:03:39So, yeah.
00:03:39I have to visit her more often and possibly smother her.
00:03:42You're getting...
00:03:43Oh, am I?
00:03:43Oh, am I?
00:03:44Do you want to get an app?
00:03:48I don't think that's Santa's...
00:03:53I hope I'm not freaking you out on our first date.
00:03:55I...
00:03:55Well, I have to tell you, I probably have never been...
00:03:57Stop a-fucking me!
00:03:59I'm not.
00:03:59I'm just talking to you.
00:04:00I'm with someone!
00:04:02We're trying to have a romantic dinner date here?
00:04:05What do you think we're trying to have, all right?
00:04:06So, you assholes interrupted us.
00:04:08Okay.
00:04:08Hey, my boyfriend's gonna kick your fucking ass!
00:04:10No, he's not.
00:04:11No, he's not.
00:04:11I'm going to the restroom real quick and I'll be back.
00:04:14Okay.
00:04:14Right after he gets back, he's kicking your ass.
00:04:25Shit.
00:04:27Tim?
00:04:30Ah!
00:04:31Shit!
00:04:31Whatcha doing?
00:04:32Hey, you.
00:04:35Um...
00:04:35Good.
00:04:36I'm...
00:04:36You got me.
00:04:38I was climbing out the window, didn't run around, and I was going to come back in and sneak
00:04:41up on you.
00:04:48God, we are funny together.
00:04:50Are we?
00:04:52That said, we have to leave the restaurant right now.
00:04:55Wow.
00:04:56Why?
00:04:57What happened?
00:04:57When you went to the bathroom, Aquaman started mouthing off again, so I...
00:05:02I sort of flashed him.
00:05:04You flashed him?
00:05:05Your breasts?
00:05:06No, I didn't flash him my breasts.
00:05:08I showed him Sheila.
00:05:10Like, you're Sheila?
00:05:11No.
00:05:12My friend.
00:05:13My protector.
00:05:14Sheila.
00:05:15Gah!
00:05:16What are you, Crocodile Dundee?
00:05:18What?
00:05:18It's a blind date.
00:05:19What if he were some psycho?
00:05:21Then I could behead you.
00:05:22Any way you could give me a couple minutes in here?
00:05:25Oh, you do have to go to the bathroom now.
00:05:26So, yeah.
00:05:27Yeah, I get it.
00:05:28When I'm dropping a deuce, I don't want anyone talking to me.
00:05:30So, have a good shit, my man.
00:05:34Maybe I'll take a shit, too.
00:05:36Mmm, don't have to.
00:05:37Nah, you never know.
00:05:38I'll push.
00:05:39See you in a bit.
00:05:43Gah!
00:05:45Gah!
00:05:46Gah!
00:05:49Gah!
00:05:50Gah!
00:05:51Gah!
00:05:52Gah!
00:05:53Gah!
00:05:54Gah!
00:05:54Gah!
00:05:55Gah!
00:05:55Gah!
00:05:56Gah!
00:05:56Gah!
00:05:56I'm coming!
00:05:58Bet you wish you had that tequila now, huh, Tim?
00:06:01All right, we're gonna pop this puppy back into place ASAP.
00:06:04No!
00:06:04Don't worry.
00:06:05I'm a certified EMT.
00:06:06No, no, no, no!
00:06:07One, two, three!
00:06:12Gah!
00:06:14Gah!
00:06:14I've got no roots, but my home was never on the ground.
00:06:18I've got no roots, but my home was never on the ground.
00:06:23I've got no roots, but my home was never on the ground.
00:06:26Yeah!
00:06:27Okay, good news, bad news.
00:06:29First casualty of the merger, Hanrahan got the axe.
00:06:33Oh!
00:06:34Is that the good news or the bad news?
00:06:35Okay, so I guess it's good news and good news,
00:06:37because you're on the short list to replace him.
00:06:39And I mean short list because you're short.
00:06:43I'm just kidding.
00:06:44Yeah.
00:06:44Ah, shit!
00:06:46I just remembered the bad news.
00:06:47It's down to you and the Barracuda.
00:06:50Oh, fuck.
00:06:50Where'd you hear that?
00:06:51I'm the head of HR.
00:06:53I have access.
00:06:54I'm like, what?
00:06:55And I'm glad you're seeing a shrink.
00:06:56That's great.
00:06:58Hey, you don't want people to see your stuff.
00:06:59Use your personal email.
00:07:01Ah, fuck.
00:07:02So it's good news, bad news, more bad news.
00:07:04Your ex-fiance is going to be at the retreat,
00:07:06my office, books, the travel,
00:07:08so Julia's going to be with Rich.
00:07:10Well, from what I saw,
00:07:11spouses and significant others are welcome,
00:07:14so it doesn't surprise me.
00:07:16Tim, I'm just concerned.
00:07:19You're concerned about what?
00:07:20I gotta go.
00:07:20I'm concerned.
00:07:23That's your ex-fiance.
00:07:25That's insane, Tim.
00:07:28Don't...
00:07:29I really watched seven episodes of The Affair last night.
00:07:33That was my personal computer.
00:07:35What the fuck?
00:07:35You're on...
00:07:38...account to your personal account.
00:07:41That's on...
00:07:44...with that crazy fuck.
00:07:46It was one date.
00:07:50What?
00:08:27...looks like this,
00:08:29I can't see anything.
00:08:33I can't see anything.
00:08:59What is the name of the police officer?
00:09:03I am not the name of the police officer.
00:09:05earlier, everyone is not the name of the police officer.
00:09:16Elina is over the trees.
00:09:29What is it?
00:09:33What is it?
00:09:34I've got a new project to the next project.
00:09:41What are you doing?
00:09:45What are you doing?
00:09:47What are you doing to the next project?
00:09:50I'll get back to the next project.
00:09:52What are you doing?
00:09:57I'm doing this project.
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