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00:19In the matter of Sir Arthur Guinness versus the Crown, in the question of election fraud,
00:25all rise for the judge.
05:04As I wish.
05:06As I wish always.
05:22Begging pardon, Lady Olivia. Your violin teacher is here.
05:26I'll tell the endlessly patient Mrs. Cope that I will practice on my own today.
05:31On your own?
05:34Actually, Lady Olivia, I myself play the violin to a relatively competent level.
05:40Oh?
05:41You mean you play the fiddle in pubs?
05:44In church.
05:46Then perhaps today, Mr. Rafferty, you can take the lesson instead of Mrs. Cope.
05:51By way of apology, give Mrs. Cope two jars of the marmalade that I pretend to make myself.
05:58Yes, my lady.
06:16If you play Bantry Bay, it will remind me of home and make me cry.
06:27I'm not accustomed to such elegance.
06:31Ignore the elegance.
06:34Handle it like you would handle a fiddle.
06:50You want me to make you cry?
06:56Yes.
06:57I'm tired of laughing at my life.
07:49Your brother is like an eel from the river Liffey, slipping out of the grasp of justice.
07:57He's been stripped of his seat in Parliament.
08:00If people stop drinking our beer because of this scandal, all the investments sunk into the expansion will be lost.
08:06What more do you want?
08:07What more do I want?
08:08It is not me who he has left in want.
08:11It is the people of East London and the people of West Africa who have no one to minister to
08:16them since he stole my inheritance from me.
08:19You can see my condition, Uncle. I will give birth any day now. Why have you chosen me to venture
08:24a fury on?
08:25Because I believe in your heart you see the justice of my cause. Of them all, I believe you are
08:33the only true Christian.
08:35And I want it to be you who carries my message to the Liffey Eel.
08:41Tell him I know deals were done to secure his liberty. And I know who those deals were done with.
08:47His defence barrister, Isaac Butt.
08:50I'm predicting a predictable absurdity. The dissolute lawyer who kept him out of jail.
08:55Isaac Butt is the best barrister in Dublin.
08:58The licentious father of fifteen children of all denominations in all the boroughs of the city. A famous and infamous
09:05Fenian.
09:06I know a deal was done with the home rule petitioners to let Arthur Guinness walk free.
09:12For tell the Liffey Eel I have him by the gills. And I will do what is necessary to have
09:18him pay penance for his sins.
09:44I hear, sir, that you were personally exonerated. I heard that news from Liffey Eel.
09:50Lady Olivia, who herself heard it from Mr. Rafferty.
09:53Yes. I sent Mr. Rafferty here with the good tidings myself.
09:59And after delivering the news, they played violin together.
10:04Lady Olivia and Mr. Rafferty played violin together in the drawing room to some hilarity.
10:13Good. Where is Lady Olivia?
10:14Yeah.
10:16Sitting in the orangey, as she loves to do while others make the marmalade.
10:20Where is your hat, sir?
10:21Lost. On the head of some beggar, I imagine, Mr. Potter.
10:24From now on, there will be no need for you to report to me anything regarding what Lady Olivia does
10:29or doesn't do.
10:32Understood, sir.
10:32And in the future, if any of the other servants hear violins being played, or any other similar noises...
10:40The servants will not hear those noises.
10:43Good.
10:47And again, congratulations on the day, sir.
11:14I know it's unfashionable, but I hate to be white.
11:18I want to look Spanish.
11:21My grandmother was Spanish.
11:26You heard the verdict?
11:29There is good and bad.
11:31Edward will never forgive me.
11:33I assume because of your nature, you were emphasizing it bad.
11:36Olivia, I've just destroyed the reputation of my family.
11:40Perhaps violins might not be the best way to pass the time when I'm away.
11:48Sound.
11:50Travels through the whole house.
11:55I don't understand.
11:58You sent him to me.
12:00At your silent request, yes.
12:02All he did was teach me a reel and then he left.
12:06My objection to violins is the noise that they make.
12:09You mean I should do things more quietly?
12:11As part of our arrangement, you will do things quietly, yes.
12:17I've spoken to Potter and he will explain to the household.
12:20I just hate the thought of the maids giggling.
12:23Of course.
12:25I understand.
12:27No, no.
12:28Nobody fucking understands.
12:31Well, you think you are alone, Arthur.
12:34Or not.
12:37Rafferty played Bantry Bay and it reminded me of that frozen fucking castle on the shore that you rescued me
12:42from.
12:43Oh, rescued you?
12:44Well, I'm your prince.
12:46I hate it when you mock yourself.
12:49You won today because you are a prince.
12:53Baptised with beer but still a prince.
12:56Why would you regulate yourself or judge yourself when no one else is in a position to do so?
13:12From now on, I will only make a noise in your causes.
13:17We will do great things together.
13:21Love does not have to be blessed with a buck.
13:29Mr Guinness!
13:30Not now!
13:38Bye!
13:39Oh!
13:40Adelaide, goodness!
13:41I am so sorry I kept you.
13:44You didn't keep me.
13:45I didn't have an appointment.
13:47What, I need an appointment?
13:48Edward, you have black paint on your face.
13:51I do?
13:52Yes.
13:53No, no, don't wipe it.
13:54It'll only make it worse.
13:55Come here.
14:03I was helping the painters paint a new sign.
14:06Of course.
14:07But the company owner and managing director wouldn't help the painters paint a sign.
14:13How is Arthur after today?
14:16Or is Arthur the reason you were helping the painters to take your mind off things?
14:22Adelaide, I have written to you several times with invitations to social engagements and received no reply.
14:30And there are those who would see no reply as a very definite response.
14:36I have a meeting with my stock department in ten minutes.
14:39This is more important and will help you restore your family's reputation.
14:45This is a drawing of how Dublin might look in a better and more just world.
14:51As co-chair of the newly formed Ivy House Guinness Trust housing charity.
14:56The what?
14:56Your sister and I have conceived of a way of clearing away the slums and ruckeries to the north of
15:01St. Patrick's Cathedral.
15:03And in their place, construct 110 red brick apartments, built especially for poor families.
15:10Every apartment has a bathroom.
15:13There is a play centre for the children of working mothers.
15:16There is also a hostel for unmarried men, most of whom, one would imagine, will work in your brewery.
15:23There is also plenty of open space.
15:26Fresh air and pathways, where today there are gin houses and brothels.
15:32This is God's work.
15:35Yes.
15:37But God will not pay the bill.
15:40No.
15:41You will.
15:42We have estimated a total building cost of 85,000 pounds.
15:46Perhaps a little less if you helped with the painting.
15:51You know, Adelaide, you really don't have to sell anything to me.
15:57Your desire that something should happen is provenance enough.
16:02No.
16:03No, you will not consider me in this.
16:05You will make a judgement on the grounds of sound fiscal management.
16:10I am not part of the arrangement.
16:13I will leave these drawings with you.
16:16Your sister will show you many others.
16:18You would be helping to change the world one brick at a time.
16:21And you won't even be late for your next meeting.
16:26Oh, Adelaide.
16:31I am taking.
16:33No reply.
16:34Just keep trying.
16:43What the fuck?
16:52Your correspondent, sir.
17:01Dearest cousin, I have met some fine, ambitious gentlemen, and feel confident that our plan for the conquest of America
17:09is about to set new records.
17:12The future holds much promise for the international acclaim of the Guinness Brewery.
17:17I have hit on a fine plan to smooth our path once and for all.
17:24Excuse me, gentlemen.
17:25Can I ask you?
17:27Byron.
17:28Come on.
17:28It's business.
17:29Byron.
17:30Come on.
17:30Can I ask you?
17:32Why are you proud Irishman not drinking Guinness?
17:35You may have noticed.
17:36Everyone else in New York is drinking it.
17:37Because we're drinking whiskey.
17:38You will have seen advertisements for Guinness in bears from the Battery to the Park.
17:44I can tell you this.
17:45Bear is much too small a word for it.
17:47The elixir.
17:50Hey.
17:51Of my grace.
17:53Of the morning Jew of Ireland.
17:56It also serves to stiffen your erection to the extent that your cock resembles one of those steel bolts they
18:02used to hold together steamships.
18:04And like a steamship, you will plow on through the storm of your wife or mistress's passion all fucking night
18:11long.
18:12For no recourse to call into her back.
18:14Even for a piss.
18:17Now, the consequence of that bottle that you're drinking is the conception of a child and that child is a
18:22boy.
18:22I'd like you to name on Byron.
18:26After me.
18:27Byron.
18:28Now you fucking come on.
18:33Byron Hedges.
18:35Conquering the United States of America one Irishman at a time.
18:39Byron.
18:40In the hierarchy of the Brotherhood, I merely had a policy.
18:44And the man that you're about to meet, he's the head of killing people and disposing the bodies.
18:49So you'll be on your best behavior, or your next drink will be a mouthful in the Hudson River.
18:55Can you hear me?
19:10Okay.
19:13Introductions.
19:15Now, I'm only speaking English because some of our American friends do not have a mother tongue.
19:20But our hearts are pure Irish.
19:22Ha, ha, ha, ha.
19:24Eamon Dodd.
19:26As a captain in the fighting 69 Fenian regiment of the Blue Coat Union Army during the Civil War.
19:31And he won medals for gallantry.
19:33I know who I am.
19:34Who's this?
19:36This is Byron Hedges.
19:37And gentlemen, can I ask you a question?
19:40If you are indeed proud Irishman, why are you not drinking Guinness?
19:45What do you fucking say?
19:46Yeah, my question's not an irrelevant one.
19:48Byron, our agenda for this meeting is a political one.
19:51Erm, my agenda is also political.
19:54I prefer serious people.
19:55Well, hear me and win, ignore me and lose.
19:59My father was hanged by the British.
20:01Hear him out.
20:05There is a family in Dublin who are, erm, very, very, very wealthy.
20:11Their name is on those bottles of beer there.
20:13And I've been given the task of representing their gentle sympathies with regards to certain conflicts past, present and future.
20:23Anyone translate for this guy?
20:30In plain American, I know you have plans, extensive plans, bombs, guns, even an audacious plan to invade Canada.
20:42And I know they will cost money.
20:45Lots of money.
20:48So?
20:50I have a financial proposition to put before you.
20:54Which I would like you to consider.
20:57I have it on good authority that were we able to give the Irish Republican Brotherhood bare fifteen percent.
21:04Fuck!
21:05On every bottle of Guinness sold in these fine American cities, rivers of the black stuff will positively flow.
21:14I know we agreed to just stop our friendship, but a little money helps to grease the whales.
21:20Being a man of fine intelligence, you will be able to disguise it off as another charitable donation.
21:28Your devoted servant and brother in arms, Byron Hedges.
21:53Good evening, Mr. Guinness.
21:55I take it you were here to celebrate making a monkey of the magistrates.
22:00Open the gate.
22:02Go to the angel.
22:04To the angel.
22:06Where the angels are.
22:08In their silk robes.
22:11I'm sorry, Mr. Guinness.
22:12The angel is closed.
22:14What do you mean?
22:15I can hear the music.
22:16Closed to you, is what I mean.
22:18Okay, just stop talking.
22:20Find the key, open the chain, unlock the gate and go back to your fucking place by the fire.
22:24I'm afraid you're no longer allowed.
22:27Fucking what?
22:29I believe it's for your own good.
22:30Open the fucking gate, Bonnie.
22:32I have to obey my boss.
22:34Your boss, Rafferty, who obeys his boss, my brother.
22:37Who obeys the Lord.
22:39As we all must.
22:40Unlock this fucking gate.
22:42Good night, Mr. Guinness.
22:43I am Sir Arthur Guinness!
22:45And this is my fucking city!
22:48Open this fucking gate!
22:52Get back here!
22:56You have no right, Edward.
22:58You have no fucking right!
23:00You have no right, Edward.
23:01You have no right.
23:01You have no right, Edward.
23:01You have no right.
23:11Hey, Edward!
23:13Edward, are you there?
23:15You prim and proper fucker.
23:17I want you to propose a board meeting.
23:22Sir Arthur.
23:23I assume we're still allowed into my own fucking brewery.
23:27I'll get to get it to you, sir.
23:29If you're interested, there'll soon be some bare-knuckle boxing on the compels of the Cooperates.
23:35Thank you, sir.
23:43Edward! It's my right to fuck up! I'm the eldest!
23:48Edward, who the fuck do you...
24:02I could be bounded in a nutshell and still count myself the king of infinite space.
24:12Were it not that I have these bad fucking dreams, father?
24:31Brother! Don't just kill me anything anymore!
24:35Fuck!
24:47There you are, sir.
25:08Ellen!
25:10Ellen!
25:15I need to ask you something!
25:17Shh!
25:28Get in, quick!
25:35You don't think about the fucking neighbors, you know what I mean, like that?
25:38I'm not accustomed to worrying about neighbors, but lately I am being educated.
25:42What are you doing here?
25:44I've no more use for you or your brother, now that he's no seat in the commons.
25:49Well, I have use for you.
25:52And I was hoping that even though our previous relations were purely practical,
25:56that there was some measure of feeling between us.
26:03So what is it that you want?
26:06I have an associate in New York who has had dealings with...
26:10Shh!
26:12I'm not allowed men.
26:14The last lady's room is right there.
26:16Who has had dealings with someone who is some sort of commander in the Fenian Brotherhood.
26:20I need to know more about him.
26:22The man my associate met was called...
26:24Heyman, Dad.
26:25Manhattan Battalion Commander.
26:27We Fenians write to each other as well.
26:29And the 15% commission on every Bartlett Guinness that your representative has agreed to
26:36is now haunting the armed struggle against the British.
26:39I agree to none of this!
26:42Fuck!
26:43If this scandal breaks, the Guinness name will be ruined.
26:46I need you to help me.
26:48Shh!
26:49Would you keep your voice down?
26:53Shh!
26:53Shh!
26:53Shh!
26:54Shh!
26:57Shh!
26:58Take off your shoes.
26:58What?
26:59Take off your shoes.
27:01I'll go to my room.
27:13There.
27:15Come on.
27:19Shh!
27:20Shh!
27:22Shh!
27:27Okay, let's go.
27:53What are you doing?
27:54Putting my shoes back on.
27:56Why would you do that?
27:59I don't know. Propriety.
28:00Fuck, propriety.
28:02If you put your boots on, they'll hear you walk around.
28:04Just sit down.
28:08Sit down, Will.
28:30There's a lot of letters and papers lying about.
28:33Because I had to come up with a new strategy.
28:36Now that your brother fucked up my previous one with his train tickets and wardrobes.
28:40My brother fucked up because I didn't keep an eye on him.
28:43It's okay.
28:45This new deal in New York is kind of compensation.
28:52I think we should drink a toast.
28:56To celebrate.
28:58I have Guinness, or pachine.
29:01The Guinness is warm, so...
29:03Pachine, then.
29:25To fifteen percent in a free Ireland.
29:41Look.
29:42I want you to help me communicate to your friends in New York.
29:45There has been a terrible misunderstanding.
29:49At my next rally I will declare they have holes in their socks just like us.
29:53I have a hole?
29:55Do you not have maids to sew your socks?
29:57I don't go home much.
30:00They say you sleep in your office.
30:03Who says?
30:04Our spies in the brewery.
30:06They ask them about you.
30:09Why do you ask them about me?
30:14Ellen!
30:15Do you have someone in there?
30:21No?
30:22I heard voices.
30:24Well...
30:25I was just rehearsing the speech.
30:27You know the rules, Ellen.
30:29No cocks in the henhouse.
30:30Yes, I know the rules.
30:32Good night, Mrs. Pascal.
30:34Good night.
30:42You're going to have to wait here.
30:43Wait?
30:43Yeah.
30:44Do what?
30:45She'll be out there like a car dog.
30:47Listening until she's had enough platinum to kill the pain in her toes.
30:50Usually not until midnight.
30:54Then again, why the fuck would you care about me getting from it at my lodgings?
30:57You could just march down the stairs and take out to hell.
31:00I wouldn't do that.
31:00I don't march anywhere.
31:02Besides, I have nowhere else where I have to be.
31:24Edward?
31:29I guess no one's told you I own the place.
31:32Leave me alone.
31:34It's okay, Mr. Guinness.
31:35I recognize your face.
31:37Oh.
31:38Yes.
31:40Yes.
31:40You may see some similarities between my face and the faces of these illustrious gentlemen.
31:46Well, then, hanging on the wall.
31:47But I'm afraid that's where the similarities end.
31:51Go away.
31:52Go away.
31:54Well, I recognize your face, Mr. Guinness.
31:58You don't recognize mine, do you, Mr. Guinness?
32:04Actually, you recommended me take a job here a few years ago now.
32:09You and I met at the Angel?
32:11Down in the docks?
32:19I liked you when we first met.
32:22I think you liked me too.
32:25And it wasn't just for that.
32:32What's your name?
32:34Patrick?
32:42Well, Patrick, I would really, genuinely like to say that I remember my act of presumably post-courtial philanthropy, but
32:51I'm afraid I don't.
32:55Nights in the docks are as dark and impenetrable as a pint of Guinness.
33:06Well, I can tell you, you were nice to me.
33:10You know, most of the rich half-English, they're harsh, but everyone said you were nice to everyone.
33:19You know, maybe you'll get a reward for being nice when you're in heaven, Mr. Guinness.
33:24Or perhaps you'll get a reward now.
33:56Do you mind if I take off my shoes?
33:59The feet are killing me.
34:19You know, Patrick, it's been a very, very odd day.
34:23First Milton, then Hamlet, now Kismet.
34:37The thing is, if you decide you're not going to make good on that 15%...
34:41The insanity of it.
34:42It will not end well for your man, Brian.
34:44Byron, and he's not my fucking man.
34:46Except, of course, he is.
34:48If you backtrack, they will kill him, for sure.
34:51So, why don't you just negotiate the percentage now?
34:54I will not fucking negotiate.
34:57I can hear him now.
34:59He will laugh.
35:01You're talking about your brother again.
35:02He'll say you fucked up, Edward.
35:04He'll say you fucked up worse than me.
35:05He'll talk about your brother.
35:07An awful laugh.
35:12That's disgusting, nice one.
35:17How the hell am I going to tell him?
35:20This is absurd.
35:21What is absurd is there must have been another way for you to find out what you needed to know
35:27about Eamon's heart without coming to me.
35:34Yes.
35:36And yet you sprang instantly to my mind.
35:50And for the same reason, or a different absurd reason, you sprang to mine.
36:12Quite often.
36:16Even though it's fucking...
36:17Ridiculous, yes.
36:21I'm sure you have some grand lady who you're pursuing.
36:24She does not care to be pursued.
36:29So some girl down the docks would be easy meat while you take a break in the pursuit of finer
36:34fame?
36:34Yeah.
36:35Absolutely.
36:36That's who I am.
36:37That's exactly why I came.
36:46Look.
36:47If I did, don't you think I could get out?
36:49You can try if you want.
36:51I really don't want.
36:53Nor is it what I want, but try if you want.
36:55I lost track of them once and not once.
36:57You mean you want me to stay not because of the landlady, you just...
37:01Because that is what you want?
37:08I think so, yes.
37:12Right now, in this moment, God help me.
37:15It is what I want.
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