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01:35The tribe that lives in Clunbu is all rib and dangle, if you'll forgive me.
01:39The ones that didn't starve to death to go to Boston are fairly mad to be stuck here and be
01:42hungry.
01:44These men are escorts. They'll see us through Clunbu.
01:50They speak no English, only Irish, so they won't trouble you for conversation.
01:54Word gets out there's a Guinness lady coming from Dublin.
01:57Some of the people in Clunbu might want a conversation with you about justice.
02:38It's my castle. In the room there are old prison cells, and the corridors in our dungeons are wider than
02:43this.
02:46If I'd known I was coming to visit a crofter's cottage, I would have dressed accordingly.
02:51This is the old part of the house, madam. In the new part, you could parade an elephant.
02:58Have you ever seen an elephant?
03:00No, madam.
03:02They are extremely intelligent animals, and they probably wouldn't accept an invitation to tea from a family that was here.
03:11But I'm here now.
03:16How do I look?
03:21Very good.
03:23The brewer's butler's butler's at least, not he is.
03:29This way, madam.
03:30That's there we lay till the break of the day, and there will no one did hear us.
03:34There we lay till the break of the day, and there will no one did hear us.
03:39Then my hallows pull all me close, say, darling, I must leave ya.
03:43What made to lay a balladiddle lad, dairy balladiddle Larry ho.
03:52Lady Olivia Charlotte Hedges White, daughter of the third earl of Bantry.
04:00Before we begin, you should know I value honesty, above all else.
04:04What lies ahead may be awkward and embarrassing, so let's dispense with the pretense of tea,
04:08and at least open a bottle of Madeira.
04:16And since the House of Guinness is famously leaky when it comes to secrets,
04:20perhaps once the bottle is open we can be left to serve ourselves.
04:22Oops.
04:23Oops.
04:25Oops.
04:37Oops.
04:48Hmm.
04:51I don't know.
05:19I want him.
05:53Stop!
05:55Stop!
05:56Stop!
05:57Stop!
06:00Stop!
06:01Stop!
06:03Stop!
06:05Stop!
06:05I'll be here, everyone!
06:06I'll be here!
06:08Sped your doctor, please.
06:10There are no doctors in Clune, though.
06:11Then at least fetch a fucking woman. Get out, all of you!
06:14I'll be here, I'll be here.
06:16I'll be here, I'll be here!
06:20I'll be here, I'll be here!
06:23I'll be here!
06:24I'll be here!
06:27I'll be here!
06:29I'll be here!
06:30I'll be here!
06:33I'll be here!
06:34Don't worry!
06:37Come here, please!
06:45Come here!
06:48Come here!
06:49sanctified!
06:49I've made the nation out of the world aisser!
06:52I've made the nation out of the steady government,
07:11I thought your Guinness is a bleed black.
07:14You've lost your baby.
07:16It's gonna be all right.
07:20Oh, baby.
07:41This Madeira was a gift.
07:44We have wonderful relations with all the English winters in Portugal.
07:49In the summer, we go and stay in their castles.
07:53The wind blows off the Atlantic and, well, it smells like freedom.
08:01I didn't know that freedom smelt of anything.
08:05Do you know Portugal, Lady Olivia?
08:08As I'm sure you can imagine, the European Grand Tour is rather beyond the means of the Earls of Bantry
08:12these days.
08:14Well, then, Portugal would come as a pleasant surprise.
08:19Perhaps a place for a honeymoon, should you decide to...
08:25To agree to our...
08:28To agree to your what?
08:33What are we calling it?
08:36A proposal?
08:37Yes, it is a proposal.
08:38Does she always speak for you?
08:39In matters of the heart?
08:40The heart.
08:42Oh, my.
08:44Do you shoot?
08:45And ride.
08:47In London, they would laugh at your Bantry brogue.
08:50In London, I would adapt to the ways of the dreadful Saxon savages.
08:55In the letter of proposal, I think it was made clear what kind of marriage we are offering.
08:59A mariage blanc.
09:00What is your understanding of that expression?
09:04It means if you were to choose me, we would marry.
09:08And I would take your name.
09:12But I will not be obliged to take your cock.
09:17Arthur, perhaps we could speak for a moment in private.
09:20Exactly that, Olivia.
09:22A mariage blanc is a marriage in form, but not in function.
09:25Without being indelicate, you will still be at liberty to function in other places.
09:30We are rather getting ahead of ourselves.
09:32Yes.
09:34I will, from time to time, function.
09:39In other places.
09:45And in my own way.
09:47But then what about me?
09:50A time may come when I will want that kind of affection.
09:53Well, these things are normally understood, but not said out loud.
09:56I think Arthur and I are both out loud people.
09:58If a time comes when you quietly, discreetly, decide that you wish to function...
10:08With someone who we mutually agree is...
10:11No, no, no.
10:12You will not have absolute veto.
10:14You trust my judgement.
10:16Arthur, we must adjourn this meeting immediately before...
10:18Before we all start telling the truth out loud.
10:21Well, here it is.
10:23But if an occasion arises when a smile reaches me, I want assurances that I will be at liberty to...
10:32To fuck and forget whomsoever I choose so long as the servants don't find out.
10:42Arthur, I would remind you there are other names on the list.
10:45Burn the list.
10:46Ah, Arthur.
10:46In four months' time, I will be standing for election as Conservative Member of Parliament for Dublin.
10:51As far as I am a Liberal, but I'm sure love will prevail.
10:53For Conservative Party functions, Rotary Bowls, Hunt Bowls, Shoot Stoppers, you will be by my side.
10:58And once you are elected?
10:59Oh, there will be grand tours.
11:01London, Europe, perhaps New York.
11:05And for all of them, you will be arm in arm with me as my dutiful wife.
11:09I will pay your father's debts.
11:12And you will get an annual income of £10,000.
11:18Fifteen.
11:19Twelve.
11:21Fifteen it is.
11:22Arthur.
11:24In that case, proposal accepted.
11:29Well, I had set aside an hour and a half for this.
11:32Followed by croquet.
11:34There will be no croquet.
11:35Oh.
11:36Thank God there will be no croquet.
11:39No?
11:59My family.
12:00No.
12:03No.
12:04No.
12:04No.
12:05No.
12:05No.
12:06No.
12:07No!
12:08No!
12:08No!
12:09Get up!
12:09The police deprecation are separated.
12:09Is that the West Doctor?
12:10No, not that one, not that one.
12:33We're in Hedges.
12:35Too impetuous for appointments.
12:38We'll hear about the vacant position of International Vanguard.
12:42Then you appear to be applying for a job which doesn't exist.
12:47Sir?
12:49Oh, but I believe it does exist.
12:52But for the moment, this vacancy only exists inside your head.
12:58At least to begin with, it concerns America.
13:12Let me explain.
13:14I have a friend who is a maid.
13:16What has that to do with America?
13:18Oh, she cleans your house, Miss Agnes.
13:22And sometimes she tidies her papers that you've left open on your desk.
13:25Who the fuck are you?
13:29Well, my first name is Byron, after the poet.
13:32My second name is Hedges, after my father.
13:36My mother's name was Guinness.
13:43My mother was Patricia White Guinness, from the banking side of the family.
13:48Patricia White Guinness had an affair with a f-f-fenian.
13:53Horrible.
13:55And a bastard was born.
13:58You?
13:59See, after getting a certainty from my mother and the rebel instinct from my father.
14:06And where is America in this wonderful tale of a bastard's progress?
14:11It is my pre-destined destination, Cousin Edward.
14:15Cousin?
14:17You see, according to certain papers that my friend found on your desk, you have decided to plant a black
14:24flag of Guinness.
14:29In American style.
14:32To colonise the coasts.
14:35Flood the deserts.
14:36Submerge the Rockies in part.
14:38Not exactly how I expressed it in my scribbles.
14:40Oh, but in the scribbles, there is passion.
14:43A passion for expansion.
14:49I've heard rumours, Cousin Edward, that since you and your brother have taken on this mighty Leviathan, you've decided to
14:56do things differently.
14:57And since I am of like mind and like you, an impetuous member of the same generation, of the same
15:04family, I've already secured a passport for travel.
15:10And a berth on a ship called the Magellan, sailing from Liverpool to New York one week from now.
15:16Or will be accommodated in New York by my cousin in the Bowery district.
15:21Like my father, he is also a Fenian and a member of the Fenian Brewerhood.
15:25With whom our relations are very, very poor.
15:30Would you have intentions to change that?
15:32Or intelligence from your maid?
15:34No.
15:36Intelligence from my own intelligence.
15:40You know as well as I do, that for the brewery to be accepted in New York and Boston, for
15:47your beer to even make it through the docks, you will need the help and approval of the Fenian Brotherhood
15:55now.
15:56Bastard that I am, I am the bridge which you can walk across from boat to dock without cost or
16:02commitment.
16:04Sooner or later you're gonna have to make friends with the Fenians, cousin.
16:07We cannot give money to the Fenian rebels.
16:17If I may be blunt, I hear your elder brother doesn't give a fuck.
16:24So you're going to need someone who does.
16:33Let the legitimate and the illegitimate sides of the family conquer America together, cousin Edward.
16:50Comrade, look up at the great clock.
16:54At one o'clock outside Newgate prison in London, our comrade Michael Barrett will be hanged for planting a bomb
17:01in London when five witnesses have sworn an oath that he was in Scotland at the time.
17:08An innocent man, lynched for obeying crown, for a crime he did not commit.
17:15The British tried to starve us in the famine and now they want to hang us.
17:20He is being hanged for being an Irish man who loves freedom.
17:33May God bless him and may God damn those who deny us our freedom!
17:44Arrest her! Clear the path!
17:50Stop! This is a peaceful, unlawful protest! You have no right!
17:55Ellen Platham! Come with us!
17:57All right!
18:06Yes!
18:07Yes!
18:08Yes!
18:09Yes!
18:09Yes!
18:11Yes!
18:21Yes!
18:24Yes!
18:36Oh, my God.
19:04Was there something to bury?
19:07No.
19:08There's barely two months, barely a thing or so.
19:13Two months.
19:17I see time points out the father.
19:28I didn't know, but he knew he brought me here to punish me for sin.
19:47Are the guards still outside?
19:49There's no need for guards.
19:51I sent them away.
19:53I run what's left of Bloom Boo.
19:58From the carriage.
20:00I saw so many poor people.
20:03So many graves.
20:06From the Great Famine, yes.
20:09Finish your cup.
20:11All those people starved to death.
20:13We don't talk about those things.
20:17I'll get someone to get you something to wear underneath.
20:19And you can finish your journey.
20:21By ADD.
20:22What is your real name?
20:26Sultan.
20:27Is that unknown?
20:28My father left the big house at Connacht to his children.
20:32I am one of them.
20:34Oh, I know who you are.
20:36And when I feel better,
20:39I would very much like to come back to Klung Boo
20:42and have you show me around.
20:44Because I think God made this happen to you for a reason.
20:50Perhaps he's telling me what I should do with my life.
20:53Now finish your cup.
20:54Or you'll have no life left to live.
21:04Hold me, hold it here.
21:05I'm in here, darling.
21:06Bring you in here.
21:09Get in there, you big, you bitch.
21:14Are you all right?
21:18I told them to do you no harm.
21:21You told them?
21:23You told the police and they obey?
21:27Yes.
21:29It is the unjust reality.
21:33Across the sea, an innocent man was just hanged.
21:36Twelve people died in the explosion from the bomb he planted.
21:39You swallow that Saxon shit, even though you're Catholic.
21:45A tormented one.
21:47What do you want?
21:49Why did you bring me here?
21:51We brought you here to concentrate your mind.
21:53On what?
21:54On this.
21:59Mr. Edward Guinness invites you to join him for tea
22:02at the Imperial Hotel Sackville Street
22:05this Friday at 4 p.m.
22:10The Imperial.
22:11For tea and cake and conversation.
22:18You can tell Mr. Edward Guinness that I've no desire for conversation.
22:22And I have political, moral and astronomical objections to meeting at that hotel.
22:26You don't have to eat.
22:30They don't allow people like me in.
22:33If you don't have a dress suitable for the venue,
22:35I am authorised to help out.
22:43You spilled your fucking money away.
22:46I'm not a whore.
22:47Ah, but you see,
22:50I am.
22:52Those above me,
22:53they give me money
22:55to protect them,
22:56to fend for them.
22:58I even fuck them when they ask.
23:02You tell Mr. Edward Guinness
23:05that he knows my terms of engagement.
23:07And we Fenians will remain silent
23:09about his brother's sexual proclivities.
23:12If his brother opens up his mind to the Fenian cause,
23:15you don't need tea and fucking cakes
23:18to understand something so simple.
23:20I think what Mr. Guinness wants to understand
23:23is you.
23:26He wants a new beginning.
23:28He wants to shut me up before the election.
23:31I think today has proven
23:32that if we wanted to shut you up,
23:34you would be shut up.
23:37In a place like this
23:38for a very long time.
23:41And if the old man were alive...
23:46Oh, glory.
23:48That is what I would have done.
23:51And not even mentioned it in confession.
23:58But Mr. Edward Guinness wants to hear
24:01a different point of view.
24:04Shall I keep my money?
24:10You make yourself at home.
24:12Give me that fucking five pounds.
24:43Come.
24:51What did you think of her?
24:53She asked me the same question.
24:55She asked me what I thought of her.
24:59How she looked.
25:03And what did you say?
25:04Well, as a servant,
25:05I have no right to an opinion,
25:07so I said nothing.
25:09But if you were
25:10to express an opinion
25:13of the woman
25:13who was almost certain
25:15to become my future wife...
25:18It is decided.
25:20Well,
25:21Dagnus is insisting
25:22on some due diligence
25:22regarding her lineage
25:24and that we both have a week of reflection,
25:26but...
25:29For myself,
25:30I have reflected.
25:32Hmm.
25:36Before then,
25:38it is your opinion
25:39of her that it trusts me.
25:41If I was forced to...
25:43You are being forced.
25:47I would say that
25:48after a very brief encounter,
25:51she is rather too sharp.
25:58That'll be all.
26:04Now,
26:05the Potter seal of disapproval
26:07removes all doubt.
26:10I will go to St. Patrick's Cathedral
26:12and speak to the Dean
26:12to begin making arrangements.
26:14You prepare the maids,
26:15the butlers,
26:15the grooms...
26:18for a Guinness wedding.
26:20Beautiful.
27:06The devil,
27:07The devil!
27:34What's this about age?
27:35What the fuck?
27:40What does the letter say?
27:41You just won't fucking believe what Rafferty just pinned to the wall of that shed.
27:45The letter Mr. Rafferty just gave me, it says that when I retire from my labors this coming Friday,
27:55even though it would be my 65th birthday on that day, and I'd be too old to work,
28:03they'd want to carry on paying me anyway.
28:06They will carry on paying me, even though I'm at home by the fire and no longer employed.
28:14And the letter says it's called an old age pension.
28:23Mr. Rafferty, you made the announcement?
28:25I pinned a notice on the wall, but I could not bring myself to announce it out loud.
28:29It is plain madness.
28:31It is the future, Mr. Rafferty. My brother will soon be standing for election,
28:34and new electoral rules mean that more ordinary workers will be allowed to vote.
28:38So you give the money for nothing?
28:40And next week we will announce phase two of the new Guinness Workers' Health and Benefits Scheme.
28:45What the fuck is in phase two?
28:47You've had enough shucks for one day, Mr. Rafferty.
29:00Yes, Father.
29:01Father, I am deadly serious.
29:26Three cheers to Mr. Edward Guinness, and he's back!
29:30Frick, Frick, Frick, Frick, Frick, Frick!
29:31Frick, Frick, Frick, Frick!
29:35Frick, Frick, Frick, Frick!
30:00Christine.
30:02How the hell did you get in here?
30:04Well, I came here to tell you that it's decided.
30:06What is?
30:07You and I.
30:09Your father's will has left you penniless.
30:12You'll be totally dependent on your brother's charity.
30:15Penniless and dependent are like twin tigers
30:17which will scare away any woman of substance
30:18who is looking for a husband.
30:21But if you marry me,
30:22you won't need your father's money
30:24or your brother's charity.
30:26My endowment is small, but if we are in love,
30:28we can be happy
30:30and we can live in London if you want.
30:32There's a doctor there and he can help you stop your drinking
30:34and taking gas.
30:36I've already written to him.
30:37He said there's no such thing.
30:39It's a hopeless case.
30:45Except when it comes to love.
30:48When it comes to loving me, Christine,
30:51you are a hopeless case.
30:58Can you sit down, please?
31:08Ah.
31:12This afternoon, I walked sober,
31:18decided down to Portobello Barracks.
31:22where I signed my name to this document
31:24applying for enlistment.
31:27My birth and my name
31:29should guarantee me a commission
31:31in the rank of captain.
31:34They're still reviewing the application,
31:36but you should look favourably
31:38upon someone whose name is on a million bottles.
31:51Once I use my name as a pass,
31:54I have to prove that I can do things on my own.
32:00I'm going to prove my father wrong.
32:04His will
32:06has given me purpose.
32:09For that, I might one day thank him.
32:11I want to be
32:48Do you have road boots too big for you I'd like to borrow them please
33:15So
33:18Show me
33:32Question was where was God answer was he was nowhere
33:39My husband walked to Swimfort rags to get seat
33:44It rained enough to baptize you
33:49I got a message you guys far back is the castle
33:55I found him starved to death covered with crows magpies
34:03Three children followed him
34:06Don't know
34:08Green and leaf
34:17Are your children buried here?
34:20We were too weak to digress
34:24They dug a hole
34:26They left it open and they threw them in
34:30And you're that hungry
34:31You can't cry
34:35And they gave us seed from the parish in 48th but we were so hungry we cooked the seed
34:40There was nothing left to plant
34:42There was typhus
34:44Dysentery
34:50We had nothing left for rent
34:53So that Baron Brown, the house your father bought
34:57He started the evictions
34:59And he sent down his crowbar invincibles
35:02Threw us into the field
35:05Two more children
35:09Gunn
35:09Carch
35:14And Fionn
35:18Then there was the line of skeletons
35:21And rags walking to Killala Quay
35:25Where the soldiers put them on a boat bound for Quebec
35:31They were gone
35:35We were left
36:00What else do you want me to do?
36:02To show you
36:04Why did you stay here?
36:10Then
36:11Send your bones to sleep
36:17Every moment that we read
36:23Brings a moment's peace
36:27You'll not be missing nothing
36:31The sun shines sleeping too
36:36The stars are lining up low
36:42To watch your dreams with you
36:48And if you make a wish on one
36:54When you walk
36:56There's a step you miss
37:00What?
37:00The way you walk
37:03These boots are too big for me
37:05Well there's a weakness on your left
37:07What weakness?
37:09When you walk
37:10When you walk sometimes you have to step forward
37:11Then when you bend your knee
37:13It almost gives way
37:15I have felt a weakness lately
37:18But I had a doctor in Dublin do tests on my blood
37:21And he said there was nothing wrong with me
37:23Well it's me that's wrong soul
37:26You should get back to your carriage
37:29It's going to a rail
37:32The important thing is
37:34I came here to help you
37:36Good night rivers and planning
37:40They're planning what I can do to help you people
37:43Good night big all about the world
37:46Good night world
37:48Good night
37:53Dear Arthur and Edward
37:56I came to Ashford Castle
37:58To survey the property that our father left us
38:01Along the way I was taken ill
38:04For reasons I don't need to divulge
38:07I was held up in a village which is part of the Ashford Estate
38:11I saw the devastation that was caused by the famine 20 years ago
38:15I also saw the conditions that the people here still endure
38:20Not absolute starvation anymore
38:22But close to it
38:24Just a few miles from our own front door
38:27When I get back to Dublin
38:29I suggest we have a meeting
38:31I will propose in the name of God
38:33That from now on at least 10% of all profits
38:37Oh Annie
38:3810% of all profits made from the brewing business
38:41Be devoted to feeding, housing
38:43And saving the souls of the deserving poor
38:46On all of our states
38:47Also in Dublin
38:48And eventually in London and beyond
38:52So we save the whole fucking world
38:54Our family motto is
38:57Spesmea in Deo
38:59My hope is in God
39:00With God's help
39:01Let us bring hope to all those
39:03Who currently live without hope
39:05Oh my love
39:06Your devoted sister Anne
39:07Well 10% is an absurd amount
39:10Even for little Annie
39:15Tell me about this woman
39:16Who's going to be my new sister-in-law
39:17We don't agree 10% is absurd
39:20I think the principle is sound
39:23But we would need to agree on an amount
39:25No, no, no
39:26We have a duty of care to the people who work for us
39:29Not to the people who happen to be
39:31Standing at the roadside looking hungry
39:32When our sister's carriage breaks down
39:34It wasn't her carriage
39:36It was her mind then
39:37Which is broken down
39:39We are going to need a set of values
39:44Is this you putting forward an idea for us to discuss
39:47Or have you already decided?
39:50Arthur, if you want to get elected
39:51You need more than just a wife at your side
39:54What has my election got to do with it?
39:56Well, what effect do you think our decision to introduce old age pensions will have on your vote?
40:02It will increase it
40:03Maybe double it
40:04It wasn't even my fucking decision
40:05You presented it to me
40:06Yes, as part of a wider plan, Arthur
40:10Let's say it's you and Anne against me
40:11This isn't hide and fucking seek
40:13No, no, no, no
40:14And I'm the what?
40:16The stubborn one
40:18The bored one
40:19The one who's only over half listed
40:20Mostly, yes
40:21Well, now you have my attention
40:22Ten fucking percent gets my attention
40:25I have your attention?
40:27Good
40:36Read this
40:40Byron Hedges
40:42Where the fuck is Byron Hedges?
40:45That is a copy of a letter of authority that I gave to him to take to New York
40:53You gave to him?
40:54Well, you were at the cathedral discussing floral arrangements
41:01You look like the little brother who did something wrong
41:10What have you done wrong, Eddie?
41:18Byron Hedges is a Fenian
41:20His connections in New York are with the Fenian Brotherhood
41:26One, two, three
41:29Now you explode
41:38It's my fault, really
41:42You're being so distracted
41:47That is just a copy, Arthur
41:49The original is aboard a ship that's already left Liverpool
41:53Well, when I'm back from Portugal
41:54After the wedding
41:55I will begin to assert some kind of rational control
41:57Yes
41:57Yes, yes, yes
41:59The future, Arthur
42:00In the future we will see both sides of the home rule debate
42:04For now
42:05We are in the middle
42:06Our concern is the people
42:07What the fuck do I care about the people for and the Conservatives?
42:10Benevolence equals votes
42:12Votes equal power
42:14Power equals expansion
42:16And expansion equals greater profits
42:18After the wedding we will sit down and speak rationally, brother
42:22Not ten percent
42:24Five percent
42:25And some of that we spend in New York and Boston
42:28Guns and ammunition for our new Fenian friends
42:31No, Arthur, of course not
42:33Charitable works
42:39Since I have your attention
42:41I will propose
42:44That from now on
42:46In America and elsewhere in the world
42:49The new symbol of Guinness
42:51Will be this
42:54Will be this
42:55It will be our trademark
42:56And it will represent what we are
42:59The harp
43:00Of Irish hero
43:02Brian Boru
43:03A symbol of all Ireland
43:06Of Celtic
43:08Ireland
43:10Of Catholic Ireland
43:12You want to put it on the fire?
43:14You want to put it on the fire?
43:16Christ!
43:19All this goodness
43:21This kindness
43:23Pensions and harps
43:24It's just you're submitting to fucking blackmail
43:27Fuck off! Fuck off!
43:32If the Fenians won my fault
43:33And bit by bit
43:35You would nudge me to their side
43:36Just to save a fucking factory
43:37Brumery!
43:39Yes!
43:39And to save your name
43:42Arthur
43:44Are you brave?
43:45Are you that brave?
43:48Are you that brave?
43:49To have it all revealed?
43:54So do you want me
43:55To continue
43:56To walk the time rope?
44:17All those in favour
44:20Adopting the Irish harp
44:21As the Guinness trademark
44:23As the Guinness trademark
44:24Say
44:25Bye
44:34Bye
44:39Mr. Guinness
44:41Would you like to order something
44:43Whilst you're waiting for your guest?
44:45Yes
44:47Two bottles of Guinness
44:48Of course sir
44:56Madame
44:56The staff entrance is around the back
44:58In Sackville place
44:59Ah no Colin
45:01The lady is expected
45:02Follow me
45:18Mr. Guinness
45:20Yes
45:20Miss
45:21Alan Cochrane
45:22Yes
45:23Miss Cochrane
45:25Please
45:26Take a seat
45:27Thank you
45:31Thank you
45:41as you see I'm known in the city
45:43and I imagine you knew the effect
45:45that my entrance would have
45:46I knew very well the effect your entrance would have
45:52the black armband is from Michael Barrett
45:54I assume
45:55for an innocent man who was lynched in a public place
45:58yes
45:59I actually sent a letter to the home secretary
46:02suggesting his clemency
46:03but in London
46:05unlike in Dublin
46:07the Guinnesses so long as get their way
46:10for now
46:10yes
46:14would you like me to pour sir
46:16no I'll pour
46:18I don't drink in the daytime
46:20these are not for drinking
46:23they are purely for the purpose
46:25of illustration
46:27what illustration
46:30you see there is a
46:31particular technique
46:33when it comes to pouring Guinness
46:38when you start to pour
46:39the beer quite rightly is very excited to be free
46:44and it fizzes in the glass
46:46so while the first glass settles
46:48and gets used to the situation
46:50you start to pour the next
47:00and then you wait
47:02for the porter to calm down
47:05I call it the Guinness minute
47:07I was told that you wanted to meet me
47:09can you get to the point
47:11this is my point
47:12these two half poured glasses of Guinness
47:16represent the state of Ireland
47:18at this moment
47:19excited by your dream
47:21of independence
47:22but in need of a little time
47:24to reflect
47:25and you reduce our struggles to beer
47:28it's what I know
47:30Miss Cochran
47:32I also know
47:34that when you complete the pour
47:36to fill the glass
47:37it is important
47:38that you do it slowly
47:42carefully
47:45evenly
47:47and as with your political struggle
47:52you will only be successful
47:56if you keep
47:58your
47:59head
48:11I'm still not drinking
48:12what you poured me
48:13Mr. Guinness
48:14Miss Cochran
48:15what I am offering
48:17is that we go on a journey
48:18as honourable people
48:20and we go on the journey together
48:24a long slow stroll
48:25arm in arm
48:26with the capitalists
48:27and the unionists
48:29the situation is simple
48:31when your brother
48:32is elected
48:34he will use all that
48:35famous Guinness power
48:37and influence
48:37to make the English parliament
48:39see the wisdom
48:40of Irish independence
48:41we can help him
48:43by showing him
48:43that the Fenians
48:44are not wild bandits
48:47I wanted to meet you here
48:48in a public place
48:50to make a statement
48:51that all of Dublin society
48:52can understand
48:56also
48:57my brother is getting married
49:00and we are inviting
49:01carefully selected Dubliners
49:02who represent
49:03different parts of society
49:05I'm invited to a Guinness wedding
49:07I know you are not married
49:10but you can bring your brother
49:12I'm keen to meet him as well
49:22I have certain rules
49:24which I mostly abide by
49:26sometimes I break my rules
49:31cuddling off the walls
49:32looking like a rabbit hound
49:33get up out of that
49:34get up off the ground
49:35I'll tell you to the chair
49:36if you don't simmer down
49:37you're the world's worst patron
49:38saved up stout
49:39actually didn't I
49:40bar you's last
49:41we go
49:41what are you doing
49:41with a spliff in your mouth
49:42alright then
49:43never mind
49:44what'll it be last
49:45another round
49:45another round
49:46another round
49:46another round
49:47another round
49:48another round
49:48another round
49:50another round
49:50another round
49:51another round
49:51another round
49:53I'm assuming
49:54Green Calico
49:55and the Woollen Child
49:56will be just grand
49:57on a grand day
49:59it'll be
50:51I'll see you next time
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