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The Boys Season 5 Episode 6 - Video Dailymotion
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00:00:09This virus kills just Homelander? Or every soup?
00:00:12Don't know, but we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:00:14But if Homelander got his hands on some V1, then theoretically he'd be like Soldier Boy.
00:00:17Immune to the virus, maybe even immortal.
00:00:20I want our entire pharma division working on nothing but recreating the V1 formula.
00:00:25Vought, destroy the original formula. That could take years.
00:00:28Do you have V1?
00:00:29I don't.
00:00:30But Bombside does.
00:00:31That piece of shit's still alive.
00:00:33Clara Watt's name came up.
00:00:34I guess we're related in more ways than one.
00:00:37Where is she?
00:00:37Dead.
00:00:38Suicide.
00:00:38Bullshit.
00:00:39Homelander is an open baby book, but Soldier Boy is tricky. I need you to read his mind.
00:00:43I say hallelujah!
00:00:48You send an eel to ass-murder Adam Bork?
00:00:50This is gonna happen now.
00:00:52You fucking do whatever I say, whenever I say it.
00:00:55You know who this is? This is a legend.
00:00:56I was balls deep in Golden Geisha and Marlon Brando was apparently balls deep in me.
00:01:02I was visited by an angel.
00:01:04And she foretold my destiny.
00:01:06And what is it?
00:01:07I'm the savior of the world.
00:01:28I'm the savior of the world.
00:01:36The room was completely black.
00:01:40I hugged her and she hugged back.
00:01:43Thanks for visiting VMC Theatres where it's always a super day for the movies.
00:01:51Hey!
00:01:52I see you're putting Fanta in the water cup, you little bastard.
00:01:56You gotta pay for that.
00:01:57Dude, you were supposed to refill the popcorn machine an hour ago.
00:02:01I was just gonna do it.
00:02:05Relax.
00:02:07Ooh.
00:02:10You know what this smell reminds me of?
00:02:13Miriam Leibovitz.
00:02:14I met her at a B'nai B'rith Purim carnival.
00:02:17And, uh, I shoved my Gragha up her hamantashen, if you catch my drift.
00:02:23We fucked.
00:02:24Just don't forget to clean out the nacho cheese spigot.
00:02:28Yes, boss.
00:02:34Hey, thanks for visiting VMC Theatres where it's always a super day for the movies.
00:02:39Can I interest you in one of our new deep popcorn buckets?
00:02:43Chet Vanderbilt, huh?
00:02:45Yes.
00:02:46It's my totally legit and believable real name.
00:02:50You're a hard man to find.
00:02:51Well, can you blame me?
00:02:54Vought would bury me under all the fucking dirt that I got on them.
00:02:57So maybe you don't get a job at a Vought movie theater?
00:03:02What?
00:03:03To leave show business?
00:03:07We need to talk.
00:03:10Tanner!
00:03:11You're going on a break.
00:03:15We come to VMC Theatres to laugh, to cry, to see our biggest heroes on the biggest screens.
00:03:22And to get a complimentary deep popcorn bucket with every large combo meal.
00:03:27Because we need that. Every dang one of us.
00:03:31The indescribable feeling we get when the lights go down and we go someplace we ain't never been before.
00:03:37No. In here. We're not just-
00:03:39We're looking for one of your old bump buddies.
00:03:42Bombsite.
00:03:43Wish I could help.
00:03:45Our noses haven't crossed in years. Heard he got clean.
00:03:48Still.
00:03:49You gotta be able to get a message to him.
00:03:52Nah.
00:03:52Even if I could. Which I can't.
00:03:55He...
00:03:55He's not a shitbag bear you wanna poke.
00:03:58If we don't get to him first...
00:04:01Homelander's gonna get to V1 that we're pretty sure bombsite's holding.
00:04:05V1.
00:04:06We destroyed all those doses.
00:04:10Are you shitting me?
00:04:14What in other than they told Homelander about V1?
00:04:16Doesn't matter.
00:04:17Point is, Homelander finds it, it's game fucking over.
00:04:21Ah, Marvin.
00:04:22A year ago, I-I had a good thing going.
00:04:25My penthouse was paid off.
00:04:27I got the best table at Elaine's on two minutes notice.
00:04:30And then Homelander starts his fucking purge.
00:04:33My accounts are frozen.
00:04:35I'm living off day old noir nuggets out of the freezer here.
00:04:37You getting to a point?
00:04:39Yeah, my point is, I'm full of shit sandwich.
00:04:42Thank you very much.
00:04:45Let me make this clear.
00:04:47You either help us, or I cut your fucking balls off.
00:04:50You-you-you-you sound like butcher now, you know that?
00:04:53It's-it's not a great look for you, kid.
00:04:59Having said that, I-I do still need my balls for stuff.
00:05:06Alright.
00:05:07Fuck it.
00:05:09I guess we'll poke the shitbag bear.
00:05:21Hopefully the thirty-fifth try is the charm.
00:05:25Hm.
00:05:41Hey, you wanna see me, boss?
00:05:44Is he supposed to be bleeding out of his ass like that?
00:05:48Ideally, no.
00:05:49Yo, you guys seen Firecracker?
00:05:51She was gonna come on the pod.
00:05:54Firecracker has moved on to a better place.
00:05:58Orlando?
00:06:02Oh, oh, sh-shit, oh no.
00:06:05Why, what happened?
00:06:06We just don't have any more room in the boat for, uh, non-believers.
00:06:12I'm on the boat.
00:06:13I like boats.
00:06:14I mean boats are like that.
00:06:16Sir, I-I believe in you, sir.
00:06:18I-
00:06:19Which is why we have an important job for you.
00:06:23Some protestors have blocked a new Vought petroleum pipeline in the Bering Sea.
00:06:27Right.
00:06:28The one in Africa.
00:06:29Just off the coast of Alaska.
00:06:31Anyway, when we announce Homelander as our lord and savior,
00:06:35these Howdy's are gonna heal some big feelings.
00:06:38OPEC will completely cut off the supply of oil to the United States.
00:06:42We need that pipeline fully operational and those protestors gone.
00:06:46Gone.
00:06:47I got you.
00:06:48No.
00:06:49Uh, you will shoot a PSA.
00:06:51Announcing the pipeline is safe and fish love it.
00:06:54You know, it's just that fish, they don't love pipelines.
00:06:58In fact, they kinda fuckin' hate them.
00:07:01Thought you were on the boat.
00:07:03So what's more important, Homelander or some fuckin' grouper?
00:07:10Homelander.
00:07:11Homelander, of course.
00:07:12Yeah.
00:07:12I'm on it.
00:07:21I can't seem to replicate the V1 formula.
00:07:26I'm sorry.
00:07:28There's no way Frederick Vought is smarter than you.
00:07:32Keep swingin'.
00:07:34You'll get there.
00:07:36You'll get there.
00:07:48Once there was a revolutionary who roamed the hood.
00:07:52Challenged the man.
00:07:54They called him a loked out troublemaker, but he wasn't making trouble.
00:07:58He was teaching love.
00:07:59For America.
00:08:00Come home.
00:08:01As our very own American prophet, Homelander, delivers his weekly sermon, streaming live every Sunday.
00:08:08Come home.
00:08:09We can't do this.
00:08:11Just...
00:08:11Just fuckin'...
00:08:14No.
00:08:14No.
00:08:15I told you, Huey.
00:08:17Soon as a German's ready, we go.
00:08:18And according to Frenchie, it's ready.
00:08:20Yes.
00:08:21But...
00:08:22I beg you.
00:08:24You got a way in?
00:08:25I snuck in and out of that church more times than I can count as a teenager.
00:08:29Time is set.
00:08:3024 hours.
00:08:34Aye.
00:08:36Good.
00:08:37Stick us somewhere close to the altar.
00:08:39Nice and quiet light.
00:08:41Then...
00:08:41Right in the middle of Homelander's lead us in the temptation, deliver us from evil bollocks.
00:08:46It'll spray, fresh pine sand, and a big dose of kill juice.
00:08:50Cunt drops dead, forever and ever.
00:08:53Amen.
00:08:53You don't have to enjoy it so much.
00:08:56Though I beg to differ.
00:08:58I am just asking you to wait for a little bit longer.
00:09:01We can still get the V1.
00:09:03Yeah, and so can he.
00:09:04That's a risk we can't take.
00:09:06We're out of time, mate.
00:09:08Right?
00:09:12Surprise, surprise.
00:09:15Butcher!
00:09:16I've had anal warts I've been more excited to see.
00:09:18Ah, so your head's still up your own ass, is it?
00:09:20Let me ask you.
00:09:21Did you pay extra for this dead raccoon smell?
00:09:24Closest hideout we had to you.
00:09:26Starlight.
00:09:27Wow.
00:09:28What a pleasure indeed.
00:09:31You remind me of a young Ursula Andress.
00:09:33Oh.
00:09:34Timeless beauty.
00:09:36She pissed on me once.
00:09:38Yeah.
00:09:38He's a charmer.
00:09:40Um, but you can help us find Bombsite.
00:09:42Yeah, well, see, that's...
00:09:43Okay, that's the trick.
00:09:44Uh, if Bombsite doesn't want to be found, you can't find him.
00:09:48So, what, you gotta go sideways.
00:09:50You gotta go through his lady.
00:09:52Golden Geisha.
00:09:53Golden Geisha?
00:09:54That name doesn't sound racist at all.
00:09:55Golden Geisha had a very steamy fuck scene with Eric Estrada in Operation Orient.
00:10:00Very progressive for the day.
00:10:02But, hey, if anybody can get a message to Bombsite...
00:10:06Yeah, Goldie can.
00:10:07And where can we find the old slag?
00:10:08Well, Goldie's had some health issues lately.
00:10:10She moved into the Villages.
00:10:12Vaught Villages.
00:10:13Mm-hmm.
00:10:14It's a retirement home for Supes.
00:10:16If it's Vaught, then they have tight security that you can get in and keep a low profile.
00:10:20Does the Pope shit in the woods?
00:10:21I wanna come.
00:10:22Can I come?
00:10:23Oh, yeah.
00:10:23It'll be a treat for you.
00:10:24See what real stars look like.
00:10:25All right.
00:10:26You two sought the church.
00:10:27We'll have a word with Geisha.
00:10:29See if we can find that V1 before the Cape Cunt.
00:10:32Happy, Gov?
00:10:33Um...
00:10:33Yep.
00:10:34He's happy.
00:10:34All right.
00:10:35Let's get cracking.
00:10:39Hey, guys.
00:10:42I need you to promise me that we will find that V1.
00:10:46Petit V.
00:10:47I promise you.
00:10:58We had a deal.
00:11:00One.
00:11:00I was drunk.
00:11:02Two.
00:11:02I never agreed to shit.
00:11:03She did.
00:11:05Reading Homelander or Soldier Boy's minds?
00:11:07If I wanted to commit suicide, I'd asphyxiate myself.
00:11:10At least then I'd get off first.
00:11:11And oh, yeah.
00:11:12There's the tiny little detail of you trying to bring on the fucking apocalypse.
00:11:16I offered you a spot in my bunker.
00:11:18I'm VP.
00:11:20Do you know how bad it would look if the world ended on my watch?
00:11:23I need to know if you're in.
00:11:25Or if I need to move to plan B.
00:11:27How about plan go fuck yourself?
00:11:30Okay.
00:11:31Hmm.
00:11:32People are so predictable.
00:11:35Plan B it is.
00:11:50What are you doing?
00:11:55Okay.
00:11:56What the fuck?
00:11:57What did you do?
00:11:58Chloroform.
00:11:59It's quiet.
00:12:00What?
00:12:01Madam Vice President.
00:12:02Is everything all right in there?
00:12:04Apocalypse or no?
00:12:05I need your help.
00:12:07Homelander cannot become immortal, so send the agents away.
00:12:10Madam Vice President.
00:12:11Uh, I'm fine.
00:12:13I'm fine.
00:12:14I just stubbed my toe.
00:12:16Walking around as people do.
00:12:18You need assistance?
00:12:19No.
00:12:20Nope.
00:12:20I am all good.
00:12:21So just stand down and stand by.
00:12:24Confirmation code.
00:12:26Ginger snap.
00:12:31You don't think they could tell?
00:12:32No.
00:12:32No, you did good.
00:12:33Okay.
00:12:34All you have to do now is be in the room and read Soldier Boy's mind.
00:12:42I'll take care of the rest.
00:12:44Fuck.
00:12:46I don't care how they did things on the reservation.
00:12:48You're in the big city now.
00:12:50Here, I'm the chief.
00:12:52These smell smoke.
00:12:54That's crazy.
00:12:54I don't smell anything.
00:12:55Sir!
00:12:56There's a fire at the old mill!
00:12:58You know what?
00:12:59You're gonna do all right here, chief.
00:13:02Great spirits say, let's get rolling.
00:13:16What does that smell?
00:13:18It's like hand sanitizer and lasagna?
00:13:20That's what death smells like.
00:13:23See the blonde over there?
00:13:25I fucked her.
00:13:26In 74.
00:13:27Got me in the Mile High Club.
00:13:29No plane.
00:13:30How is this low profile?
00:13:31I have fucked or been fucked by 80% of these people.
00:13:34There is not a pair of loose lips in the bunch.
00:13:37Not in the faces anyway.
00:13:40But yeah, listen.
00:13:41You know me.
00:13:41I don't like to kiss and tell.
00:13:46Oh, G-49.
00:13:48G-49.
00:13:50Son of whore.
00:13:51I need bees.
00:13:54Goldie.
00:13:55Look at you.
00:13:56Just as beautiful as that triple banger we had in Marsha Mason's triple banger.
00:14:01There aren't enough rubbers on earth for me to fuck you again.
00:14:04Just here to talk.
00:14:06She with you?
00:14:07Kimiko, hi.
00:14:08Wow.
00:14:08I'm a fan.
00:14:10Big fan.
00:14:11Huge fan.
00:14:12Always see you had yellow fever.
00:14:14Baby, I got all kinds of fever.
00:14:16I'm the united colors of fever.
00:14:18I don't wanna fuck him.
00:14:18He is old and disgusting.
00:14:20Okay, you know I can hear you when you say that, right?
00:14:23What the fuck do you want?
00:14:24We need to talk to Bombsite.
00:14:27Get out.
00:14:27Goldie, come on.
00:14:28Don't Goldie me.
00:14:30You come in here and you bring him up.
00:14:32Well, listen.
00:14:33There was a time you and Bombsite were tighter than Woody and Mia before...
00:14:37Soon you...
00:14:38You must have a number, at least.
00:14:40Well, I don't.
00:14:41I haven't seen him in years.
00:14:43So kindly fuck off.
00:14:44I have a game to win.
00:14:46They bothering you, Goldie?
00:14:47No, we're not bothering anybody.
00:14:49Yes, they really are.
00:14:50We wouldn't be asking if it wasn't important.
00:14:53Okay, alright.
00:14:54Take it easy there, hot flesh.
00:14:57So, Geisha told me to eat her golden ass.
00:15:00I dined at that establishment back in 78 and the service was great.
00:15:05The old bat's nearly 80 and you can't make a talk.
00:15:07We were surrounded.
00:15:08They might be old, but they still have powers.
00:15:12I didn't want to hurt a bunch of old people.
00:15:15Well, that's just a thing, isn't it?
00:15:16They aren't people, are they?
00:15:21Look, if she won't get on board, we wait till she's alone.
00:15:25Yeah, asleep in a room, nip in, grab her, chuck her in a van.
00:15:28Take her someplace quiet, make Bombsite come to us.
00:15:31No, no, no, no, no, absolutely not.
00:15:33You lay your finger on Goldie, Bombsite's never gonna help you.
00:15:36Oh, bollocks.
00:15:37As soon as he twigs, she's in trouble.
00:15:39You'll come running.
00:15:40Those are my friends in there and I know you, Butcher.
00:15:42There's no way this doesn't end bloody.
00:15:44A week from now,
00:15:46all them geysers,
00:15:48be pushing daisies anyway.
00:15:51The fuck does that mean?
00:15:54Marvin, talk some sense into him, would you?
00:15:57Butcher's the only one making any sense right now.
00:15:59What has happened to you, kid?
00:16:01It's like you've gone crazy.
00:16:03The whole world's gone crazy.
00:16:05I'm just catching up.
00:16:06Go fuck yourself.
00:16:08Go back to butter and popcorn.
00:16:10Better than turning into whatever the fuck you're turning into.
00:16:14Pathetic.
00:16:19Great news, my fellow eco-warriors.
00:16:21Vaat Petroleum has an all-new offshore pipeline in Alaska.
00:16:24It will bring patriotic energy independence to our proud nation.
00:16:28Isn't oil bad for the environment?
00:16:31No.
00:16:32Oil is all-natural and organic.
00:16:34It comes from the earth.
00:16:35And if we don't use it,
00:16:37then all those dinosaurs will have died for nothing.
00:16:40And my coral friends just can't wait to build their reefs on the new pipeline,
00:16:44which will provide low-income housing for our most vulnerable fish communities.
00:16:47And most importantly, I swam down there and inspected the pipeline personally.
00:16:53It's completely safe.
00:16:54And you have the deep's green guarantee on that one.
00:17:05Okay.
00:17:08Good to go.
00:17:09Hey, do you think we could wait here for a few minutes?
00:17:15Okay, so that one?
00:17:16Mm-hmm.
00:17:17It's like a rabbit, but it's got way too many feet.
00:17:20Really?
00:17:20See a frog eating a dick.
00:17:23This is definitely in my top five.
00:17:26Top five what?
00:17:29Things to do with you.
00:17:31You're saying that like this is the last time we're gonna get to do this.
00:17:38Hey, listen to me.
00:17:40The guys are gonna find bombsite.
00:17:42They'll get to V1.
00:17:43You're not dying.
00:17:45We will have plenty of time to look for filthy shapes in the clouds.
00:17:50God, I don't know where it comes from.
00:17:54This unshakable hope.
00:18:00Whenever I get upset as a kid, which was a lot, my dad would always say,
00:18:07you know, son, life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react.
00:18:13And that was infuriating.
00:18:16But then I spent a year in an internment camp and I had no control over anything.
00:18:22I just lay there at night just so fucking angry hearing my dad's voice in my head.
00:18:32But then I finally understood what he meant.
00:18:35Because the only thing I had left was the hope.
00:18:41And it is really fucking hard to hang on to, but I'm trying.
00:18:50I think you might be low-key, the strongest person I know.
00:18:56I prefer high-key.
00:19:04Look, it's Big Bird eating a dick.
00:19:09You see an unsettling amount of dicks up there, I'm just saying.
00:19:12Mm-hmm.
00:19:15Why am I on a call sheet for some church bullshit tomorrow?
00:19:20Someone has to cover for Firecracker.
00:19:22Unless you're too busy helping Homelander find V1.
00:19:27We're nowhere on the V1.
00:19:29Huh, really?
00:19:31Nothing but dead ends.
00:19:33Keep me posted.
00:19:35Makeup is gonna need you in the chair, 6am.
00:19:37They can feather my nut hair.
00:19:40I'm busy tomorrow.
00:19:47Holy fuck.
00:19:48The inside of his head.
00:19:50That was terrifying.
00:19:51I'm not kidding, I think I just shit Ashley's pants.
00:19:53They have a lead on V1?
00:19:55Yes, some guy named Bombsite, who Soldier Boy hates.
00:19:58Homelander has all of crime analytics looking for him, with orders not to tell you.
00:20:02Where's Soldier Boy's head in all this?
00:20:03You were right.
00:20:04He's thinking about helping Homelander.
00:20:07Like, he's kind of proud of him.
00:20:09But he doesn't want him to know that he's proud of him.
00:20:12So what's the plan?
00:20:13Don't worry.
00:20:14Saw this coming a mile away.
00:20:16It's handled.
00:20:19By the morning, V1 will be toast.
00:20:22Where are you going?
00:20:23Gotta cut my tracking chip out.
00:20:26Never come in here again.
00:20:27It's time for phase three.
00:20:29Wait, but what should I...
00:20:30Are you really just leaving me here?
00:20:37Fuck!
00:20:41What's got you looking blue, little lady?
00:20:43Gee, Bombsite.
00:20:44It's just...
00:20:45Henry's noticed that I've put on a few pounds.
00:20:48Getting hefty, are ya?
00:20:50You must not be using Vought brand weight control tablets.
00:20:54Just take one with breakfast.
00:20:55Or better yet, instead of breakfast.
00:20:58Our patented methamphetamine formula will melt away that ugly belly fat.
00:21:02And give you pep in your step.
00:21:05Thanks, Bombsite.
00:21:06Henry will be thrilled.
00:21:08Then he will.
00:21:11Fuck!
00:21:13Shit!
00:21:15Hey, Goldie.
00:21:17Night-night.
00:21:18W-
00:21:21Uh...
00:21:22No!
00:21:28Oh.
00:21:57Not so fast, white man.
00:22:09This one's for you, Em.
00:22:10Fuck you.
00:22:18Fuck you.
00:22:41Fuck you.
00:22:43No, you'll kill him.
00:22:49Just come on down.
00:22:52Two fifty four.
00:22:59What is taking you so long?
00:23:17You sure this is the right address I'm sure
00:23:22Well, there's no side of bomb site or fucking anyone maybe crime analytics got a bad tip
00:23:51What the fuck was that I can't explain that was Clara you told me she killed herself she did after
00:23:58Ryan
00:23:58Did that to her. It's his fault. So then what locked her in your apartment like some kind of amputee
00:24:04Fucked all and filmed her for kicks. No, no, no, it wasn't like that. I did I did everything I
00:24:10could to keep her alive to make her happy
00:24:18Listen to me, okay, it wasn't all like that
00:24:27I
00:24:27Couldn't let her go
00:24:30I didn't know how
00:24:34Because I loved her
00:24:37And so did you
00:24:42You're goddamn right I loved her
00:24:44She wouldn't want us fighting. Oh fucking tell me what she would want. You knew her for five minutes. I
00:24:50was with her for decades
00:24:52Hold on. Hold on. Hold on
00:24:53Set up someone's trying to separate us. This has been plent
00:25:00fucking sage
00:25:02It's sage
00:25:04You see
00:25:05She's trying to screw with us. Oh, come on. I can't find the v1 without you
00:25:10I can't find the v1 without you
00:25:20Good
00:25:24You don't deserve to live forever
00:25:42The security cameras are looped
00:25:52The security cameras are looped
00:25:53Who are they?
00:25:55It's almost every psychic in the country
00:25:57What the fuck does Homelander want with all of them?
00:26:00So leave's a cop
00:26:02I promise they in the future
00:26:03Nope
00:26:22oh my god
00:26:23It's firecracker
00:26:25Oh my god
00:26:30Jesus. I mean, it had to be a Homelander, right?
00:26:36You'd think I'd feel relieved, but I just feel sad.
00:26:42I mean, she's a human being.
00:26:45Maybe that's why Homelander killed her.
00:26:50A fucking fax machine?
00:26:52Yeah, it's the last of the numbers she had for him.
00:26:56Oi, 23 fucking numbers you had for a bombsite, and they're all fucking shite.
00:27:00Do you know how to delete them?
00:27:03I was telling you the truth.
00:27:06I have no idea where a bombsite is or how to reach him, so just let me go.
00:27:10Come here, go. Keep an eye on her.
00:27:19The fuck do we do there?
00:27:21Fetch her some pliers and put her screws to her.
00:27:23She knows more than she's let alone.
00:27:27Oh, she doesn't.
00:27:29I'm sorry, but she's not that good of an actress.
00:27:32He's right.
00:27:33Oh, I know.
00:27:35Billing switches sides in the final hour.
00:27:38What a twist.
00:27:39Shock that never happens.
00:27:41But, unclench those assholes, fellas.
00:27:43I'm here to help.
00:27:44I'm a free agent now.
00:27:45Came alone.
00:27:46You can shoot me in the heart whenever you like.
00:27:48That's a good idea.
00:27:50That would go against our mutual interests.
00:27:54Which is?
00:27:55Stopping a petulant, laser-eyed narcissist from also becoming immortal.
00:28:00I want him dead.
00:28:02As much as you do.
00:28:03You spent the last couple of years building Homelander up, and now you want to tear him down?
00:28:07Why the fuck should we trust you?
00:28:09You can't trust me.
00:28:10Honestly, you shouldn't.
00:28:11But, you will.
00:28:12And why would we do that?
00:28:14I know Campbell and Starlight are headed to plant your little virus.
00:28:18You can trace anyone.
00:28:19You know what to look for.
00:28:20And you baboons, you leave a trail of banana peels wherever you go.
00:28:24I could have stopped you.
00:28:25I could have killed you.
00:28:27But I didn't.
00:28:29That virus is going to wipe out the fucking lie of you.
00:28:33And you don't strike me as a suicide type.
00:28:37I will be in my nice, quiet bunker reading Wittgenstein in peace.
00:28:41Well, that is.
00:28:42Unless that bleached, blonde baby gets his hands on V1 and survives.
00:28:49You must have realized by now, granny out there has no clue how to contact bombsite.
00:28:53But, I do.
00:28:56And I can get him here.
00:28:59So, let me help.
00:29:05Earlier today, there was a catastrophic failure of a bought petroleum pipeline,
00:29:09resulting in a significant amount of crude oil spilling into the Bering Sea.
00:29:14Sorry, I'm just shaking off her migraine.
00:29:16But your mind is still an open book, Chad.
00:29:19Yes, the spill was larger than Deepwater Horizon.
00:29:21Much larger.
00:29:23Nope, Jimmy.
00:29:23We don't know when the rupture will be sealed.
00:29:25I'm hearing weeks, at least.
00:29:26And yes, this pipeline was Deep's baby.
00:29:29Rest assured he's got the situation completely under control.
00:29:32I can't breathe.
00:29:33I can't breathe.
00:29:41Jeremy?
00:29:42No!
00:29:43No!
00:29:44No!
00:29:45No!
00:29:49No, no, no, no, no.
00:29:51He's not breathing.
00:29:56Can you hear me?
00:30:00Can you hear me?
00:30:01We know, Kevin.
00:30:03We know it was you.
00:30:23Why are you so certain Bombsite will come here?
00:30:26If I sent you a picture of Kimiko tied up, you'd hop here as fast as your froggy little legs
00:30:32could take you.
00:30:33Park Geisha over there and keep an eye on her.
00:30:57I wanted to say, I wanted to say, I'm very sorry about this.
00:31:04I watched every episode of Undercover Geisha when I was a kid.
00:31:08I loved it.
00:31:09Even the parts that were ridiculous, racist stereotypes.
00:31:13It meant so much to see someone who looked like me on TV.
00:31:20We watched with Japanese subtitles.
00:31:22It's how I learned English.
00:31:23If you're such a big fan, let me go.
00:31:26Jolene.
00:31:27But we cannot.
00:31:29Not until we get the V1 that Bombsite possesses.
00:31:32Wait.
00:31:32That's what you're after.
00:31:34V1?
00:31:39What's so funny?
00:31:41I'll tell Bombsite to just give it to you.
00:31:44I sure as hell don't want it.
00:31:49He stole the V1 for you.
00:31:52So you two could be together forever.
00:31:59But you didn't take it.
00:32:02They said no.
00:32:04Which is why he left.
00:32:07I guess for him, watching me get old is too painful.
00:32:14I'm sorry.
00:32:15I do not understand.
00:32:16Why won't you take it?
00:32:19To live forever.
00:32:22Maybe torture.
00:32:27We're both so young, you wouldn't understand.
00:32:30Maybe I would.
00:32:37Summer is only beautiful.
00:32:40When you know winter's coming.
00:32:56Is this how you feel?
00:33:04Annie and I talked about it.
00:33:08We'd have to...
00:33:25Neither of us wants to die, but...
00:33:29We don't want to be vampires either.
00:33:35I'm sorry.
00:33:37I'm sorry.
00:33:38I hadn't, uh...
00:33:39It's okay.
00:33:41We're both willing to do it anyway.
00:33:44For you.
00:34:03Jesus Christ.
00:34:05Yeah, it's pretty much what he was going for.
00:34:12Do I even need to say you should be careful?
00:34:14It's okay.
00:34:15It won't go off until the timer does.
00:34:17I think.
00:34:38Starlight.
00:34:41I was wondering who befouled the security cameras.
00:34:44Hi, Aaron.
00:34:45It's been a while.
00:34:47The Lord is working in his most mysterious ways this evening.
00:34:51I didn't think I would ever see you in a house of worship again.
00:34:55Yeah, well, I didn't think I would ever see you meet riding Homelander so hard, but...
00:35:00I guess we're both just full of surprises, aren't we?
00:35:02Take it you're not here to repent.
00:35:04No.
00:35:04I'm here to talk sense into an old friend.
00:35:08You did that for me, do you remember?
00:35:10When, um...
00:35:12Alex and I were going to get those matching tattoos and you talked us out of it.
00:35:15Tramp stamp crucifix is a bit of a mixed message, especially on a shit-faced 15-year-old.
00:35:20But if memory serves, you weren't so grateful at the time.
00:35:24Yeah, you know, it's hard to hear that you're making a mistake you could regret for the rest of your
00:35:28life.
00:35:31But...
00:35:31But...
00:35:33I...
00:35:34God, I wanted your approval so badly back then.
00:35:38You know, you were like a cool older brother that I never had.
00:35:42And you weren't cynical, like Ezekiel.
00:35:47You...
00:35:49You believed.
00:35:52I still do.
00:35:54In Homelander?
00:35:56Come on, Aaron.
00:35:59You know, I started preaching when I was nine years old.
00:36:02That moldy tent in Greenwood.
00:36:05And people would come and beg me to pray for them.
00:36:11Heal their illness.
00:36:12Look after their children.
00:36:15Get them a job.
00:36:16And I raised my hands in prayer for each of them.
00:36:21Those prayers went unanswered.
00:36:26Nobody was listening.
00:36:28God checked out.
00:36:30Homelander is standing in front of us.
00:36:33He's not asking for blind faith.
00:36:35And when I talk...
00:36:36When I talk, he listens.
00:36:38God is supposed to be selfless.
00:36:40Okay, Homelander?
00:36:42Homelander doesn't care about anyone or anything outside of himself.
00:36:45May be imperfect, but he...
00:36:47He brought this church up out of ruin.
00:36:49He fights back against the secular forces corrupting this nation.
00:36:52He killed Firecracker.
00:36:54And you're delusional if you think he won't turn on you.
00:36:56Firecracker was a non-believer.
00:36:58She brought his wrath upon herself.
00:37:00I am not afraid to stand before Homelander's judgment.
00:37:10But you didn't sneak in here to argue about dogma, did you?
00:37:15Oh, Annie, I am sorry.
00:37:19I really did like you.
00:37:45Stop!
00:37:48You know what this is?
00:37:51I open it.
00:37:52You're dead in 30 seconds.
00:37:58So is Annie.
00:38:00No.
00:38:03She already took the antidote.
00:38:07You didn't go to all this trouble just to waste that on me?
00:38:10Nope.
00:38:12But I will.
00:38:17Unless you let her go.
00:38:28Don't be a stranger, Annie.
00:38:29Room for everyone in our flock.
00:38:39Authorities are calling it the worst environmental disaster in U.S. history.
00:38:44Estimated 2.5 million gallons of crude oil have already...
00:38:47Plenty of fish in the sea, bro.
00:38:51But most of them are fucking dead.
00:38:56You think official Holocaust is funny, bro?
00:38:59Uh, yeah.
00:39:00Payback's a bitch, bitch.
00:39:04What's that supposed to mean?
00:39:05It means I flew up to Alaska, swam down in your dumb pipeline and punched a hole in it.
00:39:10It wasn't even that hard.
00:39:12It wasn't even that hard.
00:39:12That shit is really poorly built.
00:39:15What?
00:39:16Why?
00:39:18You killed Adam Bork, so I killed a bunch of porpoises or whatever.
00:39:21Now we're even, Steven.
00:39:25I killed...
00:39:26You...
00:39:27I killed one...
00:39:29I killed one dude.
00:39:31You killed 1.4 billion fish, motherfucker.
00:39:33One human being who was a national treasure asshole, not just some stupid fish.
00:39:41They were my friends.
00:39:43Oh, my goodness.
00:39:45Sucks to suck, dipshit.
00:39:48Stop!
00:39:49Loser!
00:39:50Bro-bro-bro-bro-bro!
00:39:51So let's record this stupid fucking thing.
00:39:57Fuck!
00:39:58Fuck!
00:39:58Fuck!
00:39:59Fuck!
00:40:00Fuck!
00:40:01Fuck!
00:40:02Fuck!
00:40:02Fuck!
00:40:18You were never my bro.
00:40:20Bro.
00:41:05Hey, some kid shit on the floor in the men's room, again.
00:41:09Ah, terrific.
00:41:25Bubbler, you might not remember, but we actually met back in the day.
00:41:30You must have been yay high, but you know what?
00:41:32I saw greatness in you, even then.
00:41:35No, I don't remember that yet.
00:41:38I did.
00:41:40Um...
00:41:42We needed to talk in private.
00:41:44Okay.
00:41:46I take it you saw the security footage from the old folks' home?
00:41:51And you probably got the very reasonable impression that I'm somehow working with Butcher and them.
00:41:59But honestly, fuck those guys.
00:42:02Fuck them.
00:42:02I'm on you.
00:42:03I'm on team you, big guy.
00:42:05And I'll gladly tell you anything you want to know.
00:42:13Great.
00:42:16That's great.
00:42:24Tell me something.
00:42:26Mm-hmm.
00:42:27You got all this figured out, but you still end up trapped in a bunker eating canned tuna and Chef
00:42:31Boyardee.
00:42:32Ooh, crunch wraps, please.
00:42:34And, uh, solitude?
00:42:37It's all I ever wanted.
00:42:39Since way before Homelander knocked on my door.
00:42:42It's gonna be magnificent.
00:42:45You're fucking crazier than I thought.
00:42:47And I thought you were fucking crazy.
00:42:49Sorry.
00:42:50Are you not working day and night to drop a genocidal virus?
00:42:53Yeah, but I ain't gotta enjoy it.
00:42:55I just gotta do it.
00:42:57Don't pretend you're better than me.
00:42:59Enjoy it.
00:43:00Don't enjoy it.
00:43:02Still mass murder.
00:43:05At least I'm honest about it.
00:43:25Right on cue.
00:43:40Hey, bum-soy.
00:43:42Glad you could pop in.
00:43:43Get the fuck away from her.
00:43:45You're pretty spry for a hundred years old.
00:43:47When you blow your load, is it just a puff of dust?
00:43:49You motherfuckers.
00:43:51I'm gonna rip every one of you to pieces.
00:43:53Try it.
00:43:56And you'll be wiping your bitter arse, bitter arse off your fucking face.
00:44:03Now.
00:44:05How's about we just cool our jets?
00:44:07And you and I have a little chinwag like proper gentlemen.
00:44:20Okay.
00:44:23Um...
00:44:24No one here.
00:44:25I grant you it looks like that.
00:44:27Yeah.
00:44:27But this...
00:44:28This is their hideout.
00:44:29So I'm sure there's plenty of clues all over here.
00:44:33Here you go.
00:44:34No, no.
00:44:35Well, this is nothing.
00:44:37But...
00:44:37No, they have to have left something behind.
00:44:39You know?
00:44:46It's not nothing.
00:44:49It's a Taco Bell receipt.
00:44:50No.
00:44:51This is Sage.
00:44:53Taunting me.
00:44:54Okay.
00:45:05This makes no sense.
00:45:07This makes no sense.
00:45:09This makes no sense.
00:45:13You said I would get the V1.
00:45:16You said I'd be a god.
00:45:18Did I do something wrong?
00:45:19Did I fail you?
00:45:21I did everything you asked me to.
00:45:23I gave my boy up.
00:45:26Please.
00:45:26Don't leave me here to just rot.
00:45:28Don't...
00:45:29Just...
00:45:30Let me become nothing like him.
00:45:35Please.
00:45:38I gotta assume...
00:45:41The only reason you're saying all this stuff is you're...
00:45:46You're not gonna let me walk out of here alive, are you?
00:45:50Yeah.
00:45:52Okay.
00:45:54Yeah.
00:45:59All right, look.
00:46:00Kid.
00:46:01I...
00:46:02I...
00:46:02I've been around a long time.
00:46:04And I...
00:46:07This is just how it goes.
00:46:10You know all those old Supes at the home?
00:46:13Every one of them had their moments in the sun,
00:46:15and they all thought it was gonna go on forever.
00:46:17And every one of them got shoved out in the end.
00:46:22They all got shoved out.
00:46:24All of them.
00:46:26And I know what I'm talking about.
00:46:31I did the shoving.
00:46:33I mean, look at Goldie.
00:46:35One minute, she's on the set of Undercover Geisha, getting finger popped by Lorenzo Lamas.
00:46:41And next, she's shilling for Vought Alert necklaces and Activia poop yogurt.
00:46:49The point is, look, there comes a day...
00:46:55I got shoved out too.
00:46:57Never saw it coming.
00:46:59Did not see that coming.
00:47:00And I fought it like hell.
00:47:01But in the end...
00:47:04Bupkis.
00:47:06There's a natural order to things.
00:47:09And the more you fight the inevitable,
00:47:13the more the inevitable just...
00:47:16cunt-punts you.
00:47:21Yep.
00:47:27You're not scared of me.
00:47:30No, I'm not scared of you.
00:47:32I...
00:47:33I feel for you, kid.
00:47:36I do.
00:47:38I mean, you're a fucking whack job.
00:47:41But, you know, that's talent.
00:47:44So...
00:47:46No surprise there.
00:47:52So, there you go.
00:47:55Do what you gotta do.
00:48:03You can go.
00:48:07I can go.
00:48:09Leave.
00:48:09No words.
00:48:10Just go.
00:48:11Now.
00:48:11Now.
00:48:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:31How can I help you, sir?
00:48:33I need the tracking coordinates for a VOD alert necklace.
00:48:44Look, all we're after is the V1.
00:48:46You hand that over,
00:48:47we all go home happy.
00:48:53I can't.
00:48:55Robbie.
00:48:56No.
00:48:56You'll change your mind.
00:48:58I've watched enough friends get old and die to know.
00:49:01You'll change your mind.
00:49:03I'm sorry.
00:49:04But I won't.
00:49:08That doesn't mean we can't be together.
00:49:12We've wasted years already.
00:49:21If I gave it to you,
00:49:24what would you do with it?
00:49:25We will destroy it.
00:49:26We will destroy it.
00:49:28She's right.
00:49:32It is a curse.
00:49:38No.
00:49:38Listen, mate.
00:49:39You can sort things out with a missus later.
00:49:43But you ain't leaving here with her shine.
00:49:45But you think I'm stupid enough to bring it with me?
00:49:47You're exactly that stupid.
00:49:49You thought Geisha's life was in danger.
00:49:51You brought the V1 to save her.
00:49:52It's the bolt in your left pocket.
00:50:21It's the bolt in your left pocket.
00:50:22No.
00:50:24This dragon just isn't what he wants.
00:50:26No.
00:50:26No.
00:50:26No.
00:50:28No.
00:50:29No.
00:50:31No.
00:50:41No.
00:50:45No.
00:50:45No.
00:50:46No.
00:50:48No.
00:50:49No.
00:50:51No.
00:50:56No.
00:51:02No.
00:51:03They kidnapped you.
00:51:04I don't want anyone else to get hurt because of me.
00:51:24Hiya, Robbie.
00:51:26Ben.
00:51:26What the fuck is he doing here?
00:51:28I texted him.
00:51:30He's here to help.
00:51:31We don't need that motherfucker's help.
00:51:32Yo, those two crackers have been at each other's throats for 80 years.
00:51:36It's their bone.
00:51:37Let the old dogs fight over it.
00:51:42You know how long I've wanted to smash in that pretty face?
00:51:46Buddy, the queen sat on this face.
00:51:49It's a national fucking treasure.
00:52:00Why the fuck do you trust him?
00:52:02There's no one who hates Homelander more right now.
00:52:04Would you be sure?
00:52:06Because people are fucking predictable.
00:52:10Ugh.
00:52:18What the fuck are you doing here?
00:52:22Oh, God damn it.
00:52:24Oh, God damn it.
00:52:25Oh, God damn it.
00:52:25Yeah.
00:52:28Oh.
00:52:29Oh, God damn it.
00:52:35Oh.
00:52:35Oh, God damn it.
00:52:36Oh, God damn it.
00:52:45Let's go.
00:53:21God damn it, I hate flying!
00:53:30Tough skin or not, I could still break your fucking neck!
00:53:34Ben! Stop! Please!
00:53:43God damn it.
00:53:54I can't give it to you.
00:53:56Goldie doesn't even want to take it.
00:53:57Then maybe someday I'll find someone who will.
00:53:59You're always gonna fuck it up with Goldie anyway.
00:54:01You can never hold down a girl.
00:54:04It was either a smack needle up your dick or-
00:54:06Having to stand next to you?
00:54:09Yeah, you were everyone's favorite from the start.
00:54:12Especially Clara.
00:54:15Everything they wanted us to be, everything they were working towards, they saw it in you.
00:54:21I fucking hated you for it.
00:54:25No.
00:54:28No, it wasn't everything Clara wanted.
00:54:32I didn't know how to be.
00:54:35But you loved her.
00:54:39What wouldn't you give to have her back?
00:54:43Forever.
00:54:47I really fucking hate you.
00:54:49No shit.
00:54:52But we don't have to kill each other.
00:54:55I can take away your immortality.
00:54:58And your powers.
00:55:01You won't have to live forever alone.
00:55:03And you and Goldie can...
00:55:06Spend whatever time you have left like you want.
00:55:11Why would you do that for me?
00:55:14I'd do it for the V1.
00:55:44You and Goldie can't happen if you can.
00:55:46No, I'm sorry.
00:55:47I don't know what the hell is going on here.
00:55:53I can't wait.
00:55:55I don't have to be afraid of this.
00:55:58I can't wait.
00:55:59I've got to have to be scared.
00:56:04What the fuck is that?
00:56:11Come on.
00:56:31This is the first time I've seen my blood and I can't remember.
00:57:06Don't.
00:57:08I don't want to fight you.
00:57:16You know, Clara used to say the craziest shit.
00:57:20That I was the strongest soup alive.
00:57:23The ultimate expression of what we could be.
00:57:30But she was wrong.
00:57:36She hadn't met you yet.
00:57:52Oh.
00:58:00I don't understand.
00:58:02He wasn't supposed to.
00:58:04It's impossible.
00:58:07Or do you hate me?
00:58:10I loved her more.
00:58:14And this is what she would want.
00:58:25I can't believe.
00:58:43Fuck.
00:58:44I'ma.
00:58:45I'm not trying to damage her.
00:58:46Because she's I should've done that.
00:58:53Run!
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