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04:43Oh well, that's fine
04:44What it is, is it probably means I'm going to get my own TV show
04:47By the way, I tell you
04:48I bumped into Catherine Rutherford the other day
04:50And her wee granddaughter
04:51Many times
04:53They've apparently decided to go on their first family holiday together
04:56And they can't decide
04:57Can't decide whether to go to Portugal or Turkey
05:01Oh
05:02Where did they end up choosing?
05:04What do you mean where did they end up choosing?
05:05It's your story, you know they chose Turkey
05:07Who did?
05:09Starting from now, I'm Benjamin
05:11And when you think it's safe to do so
05:13Turn on the engine
05:20Is it safe?
05:22Yes, it is safe
05:23It is perfectly safe
05:31Check your mirrors
05:33Check your mirrors
05:34Check your mirrors
05:40Oh look, see
05:41That's 17 degrees there
05:43See that
05:48And well
05:52It's okay
05:54It's okay
05:55Engine on
05:57Biting point
05:58And gas
06:03Okay, right
06:12If what you need to do
06:13I know how to start a bloody car
06:16Evidence would suggest otherwise
06:18It's you
06:19You're making me nervous
06:20It's not me, is it?
06:21It's Benjamin
06:22I hate to tell you
06:24But Benjamin's turning out to be an almighty prick
06:34And we're off
06:35That's set up to 18 now
06:37Yeah, maybe think about it second
06:39Eh?
06:41Why have we stopped?
06:43What did you say?
06:44I just asked you to put the car into second gear
06:46Oh, all right
06:50We're turning right up ahead
06:53I can't drive the car
06:55And listen to you at the same time
06:56It's a driving test
06:58You need to take instructions
07:04It's down to 17 now
07:06What's this obsession with the temperature?
07:09Eh?
07:22Good
07:23Okay, Mr. Pritchard
07:25In a couple moments' time
07:26I'd like you to attempt a reverse parallel park
07:29Oh
07:30Oh, look, there's Tim
07:31Oh, God
07:32I'll just give him a wee beep
07:34Eh, no
07:35The horn is to alert your presence to other drivers
07:37Not to greet pedestrians
07:38I always think it's polite to beep somebody, you know
07:41What's it with you and beeping at people the minute you recognise them?
07:44Honestly, it's like when you used to drive me to school
07:46You'd beep at anyone who passed who was wearing a school uniform
07:48It was madness
07:50Every morning I'd end up waving at my entire class
07:52I'd look like the Queen
08:02Richard, you beeped
08:03Well, my dad did
08:04Again?
08:04Hello
08:05What are you two up to then?
08:06Quick driving lesson?
08:07Bit of father-son bonding, eh?
08:09Yeah, I miss that
08:10But on a day like today
08:11When the old sun parts those dark grey clouds
08:14I think
08:14Yeah
08:15That's him
08:17Shining down on me
08:18Yeah, apparently it's meant to rain later
08:21Mr. Pritch
08:22Do you mind if I call you Mr. Pritch?
08:23Oh, yes, yes, yes
08:25Well, my dear old mum
08:26She's coming with me to Avimor next week
08:28I'm running a 10k
08:31And she just wondered if you'd mind keeping her company at the finish line
08:34Oh, lovely
08:37I've actually just finished giving her a wee poke there
08:40You tell your mother
08:41I'd be absolutely delighted
08:43Okay
08:44Take care
08:45And stick with the driving, Richard
08:47Yeah
08:48No
08:49No, I can drive
08:50It's him that can't drive
08:51I passed my test when I was 17
08:52Ten
08:53Ten
08:55Give him a wee beep
08:56Watch us drive
08:59What are you doing?
09:06Who are you waving to?
09:09That was Joan Dempster
09:10You don't need to beep every time
09:13Who even wants that?
09:14It's singing my mum and watch our face
09:16We're close friends then
09:22Come on, I'm coming
09:25What are you doing?
09:27You're driving
09:28Aww
09:28It'll get cold
09:34Shit
09:37Oh my god
09:38I can't stop you
09:40Come on
09:41Is that me they're tooting?
09:48So, did I pass?
09:51Is that a serious question?
09:53You mean I failed?
09:54Multiple times
09:55Eh
09:57Oh
09:59What do we do now?
10:00I don't know, Dad
10:02I didn't realise things had gotten so bad
10:04Oh, how we
10:06There's
10:06One or two wee hiccups
10:09Nothing major
10:10What about when you nearly hit that lollipop lady?
10:12What the hell was she doing
10:13Standing in the middle of the bloody road anyway?
10:17Look
10:19Maybe she just
10:19Used the bus from now on
10:21I mean, it's free
10:23Oh, it's free
10:24When it turns up
10:26We're going to have to postpone your test
10:28Oh, come on
10:29For heaven's sake
10:30What's happened?
10:30Let's not be defeatist
10:32I've not been defeatist
10:33I've been realistic
10:34Realistic?
10:36Realistic, Richard?
10:38Can I tell you something, son?
10:41Ninety percent of my life
10:42Is spent working round the things
10:44I'm not allowed to do anymore
10:45I'm not allowed to go hill walking
10:47I'm not allowed to eat grease
10:48If I see somebody with bright green hair
10:51And pins sticking out their face
10:53I'm not allowed to mention it
10:54If I don't get my licence back
10:56That is just one more thing in my life
10:58That's closed off to me
11:00And you know what?
11:02There comes a point when you just think to yourself
11:04What is the use?
11:07What's my use?
11:12Okay
11:14I suppose we could give it one more try
11:18Really?
11:20If
11:21You listen to me
11:22And do exactly as I say
11:24I will, son
11:25I will, I will
11:27Engine on
11:31Mirrors
11:34Oh, who's there, Ian and Jen?
11:36Unbelievable
11:41Hi, Ken
11:42Dr. Sparrow
11:43Good to see you behind the wheel again, Ken
11:45I don't suppose you give us a lift to the pub
11:47We need to open and we're running a bit late
11:49Afraid no
11:50All for good of you, Ken
11:51Yeah, yeah, thanks, lads
11:53Don't mention it
11:54So, been anywhere nice?
11:56The old marriage counselling again
11:58She can't get enough of us
12:00I asked if she did loyalty cards
12:03She didn't laugh
12:05Not even a flicker
12:06How's that all going?
12:09Yeah, it's fine
12:09Grand
12:10Grand
12:14Oh, what's that, my love?
12:17Just what you said in there
12:19What did I say in there?
12:21Just about me using laughter
12:24As a way of not dealing with things
12:26I didn't say that, did I?
12:30Yes
12:30Which is fine
12:34I suppose she said it
12:37But you sort of did a nod along
12:39A nod along?
12:41Traffic's taking quite a while, isn't it?
12:42Right
12:45So did you mean to nod along?
12:48Well, I suppose if I did nod along
12:50Then, you know, maybe she might possibly have something
12:54So you agree with her?
12:56I think it might be temporary traffic lights
12:58I don't agree with her
13:00You don't do it all the time
13:01It is, it's temporary traffic lights
13:03I do it some of the time, do I?
13:07Maybe, some of the time, maybe
13:10Maybe
13:11You see, that's up to 19 degrees now
13:14Is it? That's strange
13:25I think we might just walk the rest of the way, lads
13:27Are you sure?
13:29Yeah, I mean, the pub's right there, to be fair
13:32Thanks for the lift
13:33No worries
13:43Why?
13:44Come on
13:45Light's green
13:51You said you had the keys, you feckin' idiot
13:55Turn the wheel
13:56Keep turning the wheel
13:57Stop turning the wheel
13:59And checking your blind spot
14:01There is that again
14:03Good
14:04This is good
14:05Just maintain the speed
14:08And braking to a halt
14:13And brake on
14:15Great
14:16You're doing great
14:17Don't patronise me
14:19I cannot win with you
14:37Change of planning means it
14:38Your turn
14:39Hey!
14:39Now!
14:42Now, Dad!
14:44You watch your bloody mammals!
14:55Okay, nice
14:56Well done
14:56So, where the hell am I going?
14:58Just follow Tim for a bit
15:00Follow Tim?
15:01Yeah, that's right
15:02Following the pedestrian
15:03That's part of the test now, is it?
15:05You never know
15:05They update it all the time
15:07Okay, right
15:08Right
15:08Alright, alright
15:11There he is
15:12There he is, keep up
15:13I'm keeping up, I'm keeping up
15:14Right, floor it
15:15Oh, this is
15:16Blimmin' mad that you will pass this test or not
15:19What the hell has got an interview?
15:24Alright, Richie
15:25What am I like, eh?
15:27Are you okay, Diggsie?
15:28Aye, I'm fine
15:31Hello, Darren
15:33Sorry about the hurt
15:34Ah, no worries
15:35Oh, nice petunias
15:36I am, yeah
15:39Ah, I mean, I mean the flowers
15:40Oh, they are, yeah
15:42I'm getting into hort
15:44Hort
15:45Hort
15:46Hort
15:46Hort
15:46Horticulture
15:47That's the one
15:48Ah, well that's good, son
15:50That's great, eh
15:52That'll keep you out of trouble
15:53As, yeah
15:54Oi, keep that back
15:56Take care, yeah
15:59Get back here
16:01Oh, great
16:02Now Tim's gone
16:03Well done
16:05Well, that'll be me failed again, is it?
16:15There you go
16:16What's happening?
16:18Well, thankfully she updates her stories quite a lot
16:20So I'm sure she'll post through their meetings soon
16:25It's not a stocking
16:27I'm saying nothing
16:30Sounds a wee bit of stocking to me, though
16:32Well, that's not saying nothing, is it?
16:34Oh, come on!
16:35Why is it so important that we have to find out where they're meeting, anyway?
16:38Because I think Tim is about to propose to Emily
16:41You're a big galoot, yeah
16:44Honestly
16:44Why didn't you tell her how you felt about her years ago?
16:48I don't know
16:49There's just always been this potential between me and her
16:52I guess I felt that as long as it stayed potential
16:55Then I couldn't mess it up like everything else
16:59But now the idea that there won't even be a chance
17:01And that I've waited too long
17:08Yes, we're in
17:09A bit of bonny appetit
17:10Right, let's go
17:11Right, let's go
17:11Right, so what's the plan?
17:13I don't know
17:14Oh, marvellous
17:29What now?
17:31I don't know
17:32Just observe, I suppose
17:34That's your big romantic gesture, is it?
17:37Just to spy on her
17:38Just give me a minute
17:43Why is she laughing so much?
17:44That's our thing
17:45Listen, I don't mean to rush you
17:47But my test isn't half an hour
17:49You're alright
17:52Oh no, you don't
17:54Oh, so you're allowed to beep now, are you?
17:57Stay there
18:00Emily
18:01Tim, I thought that was you
18:03Hello
18:04Richard
18:05Hi
18:05What are you up to?
18:07Just giving my dad a final driving lesson before his test
18:11Because I can drive
18:12Right
18:12Ah, sort of
18:14I mean, don't call you three-prang Pritchard for nothing
18:16None of those were my fault
18:17Good case
18:17Oh
18:18Thank you
18:20Looks nice
18:21Thank you
18:24I should let you eat
18:26Because otherwise it'd be weird
18:29Well, tell Mr. Pritch good luck from us
18:31I take it you've called the swimming pool to warn them that he's back on the road, yeah?
18:35I should, shouldn't I?
18:45This is nice
18:48Catching up
18:49We should do this more often, the three of us
18:51Or I could bring someone
18:52Right
18:53Bring your dad
18:53No, I meant a girl
18:55If I met a girl
18:56I would bring a girl
18:57Yeah, yeah
18:57Just let us know
19:04Was there anything else?
19:05No
19:07That's all, Fox
19:08I've never done that before in my life
19:10Oh
19:15Yeah, how'd that go?
19:19No!
19:25I was meaning to ask, actually
19:27What's the food like here?
19:29Well, we don't know
19:30Because some guy keeps interrupting us before we can take a bite
19:33Right, right
19:35Well, do you want to take a bite now?
19:38What you want to watch?
19:40Oh, I'll
19:41Yeah, yeah
19:42Okay, sure
19:42I'll try some
19:45Moist
19:48And how does it taste?
19:50Like eggs
19:51Oh, excellent
19:52Or should I say, egg-cellent
19:54No?
19:54No
19:55I've also been meaning to ask
19:57You know this one, Tim
19:58What is an egg?
20:00Is that a vegetable?
20:01Or what food group would you put it in?
20:04An egg is a member of the protein food group
20:07Egg is a member of the protein
20:08Of course, of course
20:10Egg-cellent
20:11I've done that one
20:12Did you fall over today?
20:14Well, I think I've
20:15I think I've got the information I came for
20:17So I shall bid you
20:19Adieu
20:20Adieu
20:22Okay
20:23Bye
20:25Go back
20:26Come on
20:27You can do it
20:28Go, go, go
20:30Go back
20:32I'm sorry
20:33I'm sorry to do this
20:34Mister
20:34You just keep your hands on the table
20:36Where I can see them
20:38Wait
20:38Are you in on this?
20:40Is this one of your jokes that I don't get?
20:42Yeah, I just want to make it clear
20:43I have nothing to do with this
20:45Okay
20:46Well, I wanted to show you
20:47I'm getting my own TV show
20:49Oh
20:51Well, that's great, Richard
20:52But now might not be the best time
20:54Yeah, I wasn't going to say anything
20:55But you forced it out of me, Tim
20:58Did I?
20:59Yeah, it's a Doctor Spiral spin-off
21:02Okay, well that
21:03That's amazing
21:04Congrats, man
21:05Is that everything?
21:06Is that everything?
21:09Is that everything?
21:10Okay, well, while you're thinking about it
21:12What is it you wanted to show me?
21:14So
21:14No, don't
21:15What's going on, Richard?
21:16Just don't make any decisions now
21:18What do you mean?
21:19What does he mean?
21:20I really don't know
21:21I just wanted to show you my dad's old ring
21:23Oh
21:24Oh, did they clean it up all right?
21:26Yeah, they did a really good job, actually
21:27Oh, really?
21:28Dad's
21:31It's your
21:31It's your dad's ring
21:33I
21:34I saw my flowers in the jewellers
21:37And
21:39I thought
21:46Saved by the horn
21:48Yeah, it's just been
21:50I'm going to go now
21:59I'm not hungry anymore
22:00No
22:01Me either
22:04Thanks for getting me out of that
22:05No, I beeped you because I wanted you to go into the shop and put my lottery on
22:09No
22:09No, just drive
22:10As quick as you can
22:11Oh, hey
22:12So, how did that go?
22:13I can't feel my legs
22:14Oh, I do
22:16I'll just sort my mirrors
22:18No, forget the mirrors
22:19No, no
22:23Just take your time
22:25You're shouting
22:26I'm panicked
22:27I'm sorry
22:28Okay
22:28Nice and easy
22:30Engine on
22:31Biting point
22:33Accelerator
22:39Engine on
22:40Accelerator
22:48Accelerator
22:53Just nip in and do my lottery
22:55Nope
22:56No, no, no
22:57It took a minute for heaven's sake
23:01God
23:05Who put that there?
23:18All right, Richie
23:19What were you like, eh?
23:37Ken Pritchard?
23:40Don't mention it
23:44That's me
23:44If you'd like to follow me
23:46Nope
23:47Look, I'm sorry the driving lesson got about out of hand earlier
23:52You'll be fine, Dad
23:54And, just so you know
23:57You have plenty of uses
24:02Like a multi-tool
24:15Good luck
24:22Sally, hi
24:24Richard, how are you?
24:25Please tell me you've got good news
24:27Well, you know, I just might
24:28Now, tell me
24:29What was your character called again?
24:32Dr. Sparrow
24:35Hello?
24:36Not Judge Basquiat, then
24:45Oh, my God
24:47You alright, you run?
24:49Okay
24:55I failed
24:59So we remind ourselves to be in the here and now
25:03Not in the past
25:05We're going to end by taking a few relaxing breaths
25:11In
25:13And out
25:16In
25:17And out
25:22In
25:23And out
25:26And relax
25:29Well done
25:31Thank you
25:34Oh, good
25:35You're awake
25:36That television's still not working
25:43Wait for that engineer again
25:46Numbers on the dining room table
25:48I think you must be the only man still alive to use one of these
25:51Eh?
25:52I'm not calling the engineers again
25:53They've been out twice already, Dad
25:55Remember, they told us
25:56We're just in a black zone for satellites
25:58What, are you telling me that Forrest is more of a black zone than space?
26:01Well, in Forrest, no one can hear me scream
26:03Eh?
26:03Or say anything
26:05What if I plugged the television into the computer
26:08Oh, what if I connected the toaster to the boiler
26:10Or the kettle to the washing machine
26:12You're making a point here
26:13Yes, I am
26:13But it wouldn't work
26:14That's one
26:15So there's absolutely nothing I can do to get the television working
26:17Looking to get in cable again
26:19I do not want the cable
26:21And I will tell you for why
26:23Barbara Cookson at number four
26:24She got the cable
26:26It went off
26:42She fell down a manhole
26:44Okay, we won't get cable then
26:45Listen, we'd better get a move on
26:47We've got to get the train to Abbey more
26:49That race starts at two
26:50How many times, Dad?
26:51I'm not coming
26:52Why not?
26:53Well, A, I don't really want to watch Emily cheer on her boyfriend doing a run
26:56And B, you, me and trains
26:58It just always ends in disaster
26:59Like when?
27:00Like when I was filming in Paris
27:01And I paid for you and Mum to come over on the Eurostar for your 70th
27:04Your mother and I were in Brussels for my 70th
27:07Yeah, exactly
27:07Because you got the wrong Eurostar
27:08And do you remember when you got there
27:09And I asked you to stay put
27:10Because I'd come there to Brussels to meet you
27:12Eh, where were you when I got there?
27:14I think it could have been Paris
27:15Because you got the Eurostar back to Paris
27:18Yeah, I'm glad I did my meditation
27:20I'm really feeling the benefit of that
27:21Listen
27:22Emily is going to be there
27:24And you said you wanted to let them know how you feel
27:26Oh, Dad, that was a glaive eye talking
27:28I've missed the boat with Emily
27:30I just have to accept that and move on with my life
27:32Well, I can't go without you
27:34Why?
27:35You know full well why
27:37Oh, come on
27:37We've been through this a thousand times
27:39Right, the train ticket is on your phone
27:42All you have to do is put the phone train ticket sign down
27:45And scan it on the QR code
27:46What is a QR code?
27:47No, I'm not going through that again
27:49Listen, when I worked on the trains
27:52A train ticket was something you held in your hand
27:55A bit like that
27:55That is not a train ticket
27:58Why does everything have to happen through a bloomin' phone nowadays?
28:02I mean, what was wrong with the old ways?
28:04You wouldn't even let me carry money in my pocket anymore
28:06Dad, you were carrying £34.60 in loose change
28:09Your trousers almost fell down in Asda
28:11That is because I forgot to put a belt on
28:13Come on, it's just the way things are now
28:15Everything's digital
28:16Yes, well, I'm not
28:20Agreed
28:27Arms
28:27I mean, um
28:29Hi, Emily
28:30And Tim
28:31And Beth
28:33And everyone
28:33Not just Emily
28:34Okay
28:35I called your dad about him sorting me out with some glue
28:41Um
28:44Richard
28:44Have you seen my prick stick?
28:46Eh, pritt stick
28:48And no, I haven't
28:49Jean used to use it for the Christmas cards
28:51You know, to stick them down
28:52She read somewhere
28:53That licking the envelopes gives you the squirts
28:56Oh, lovely
29:00I like your t-shirt
29:01Oh
29:02Suckers
29:03Yeah, it's Latin for juice
29:05Yeah
29:06It's a small energy drinks company I started a few years back
29:09They're publicly endorsing me for this run
29:11Is it definitely pronounced like that?
29:14Suckers
29:15Yeah
29:15Pretty sure
29:16So you're endorsing yourself with your own company called Suckers
29:21Yeah
29:22Great
29:23Just thought I'd check
29:26Hey, how do you get on?
29:27Er, yes, good
29:29And you don't need to pee now
29:30So, mission accomplished in that sense
29:33It's a bloody thing
29:34Sorry again, we can't fit you in the car, Ken
29:36It's just that there's not a lot of room
29:39What with the Tim's energy drinks
29:41Suckers
29:42Yep
29:43Hey, that's all right, though
29:45I'm more than happy to get the train
29:47It's absolutely no bother
29:48Oh, some bother
29:50Are you having problems with your television?
29:52Oh, don't remind me
29:53I'm actually thinking about getting one of those dodgy sticks
29:56Dad, how many times have they illegal?
29:58No, they're not
29:58What do you think dodgy means?
30:00They are a bit illegal, Mr Pritch
30:02Gwen Joyce has one
30:03Oh, that'll be the same Gwen Joyce who had a weed farm growing in her attic
30:06She was as surprised as anybody else to find that up there
30:09Yeah, if only she'd seen the security footage of her buying 800 LED lamps
30:16Yeah, or wondering why she always had the munchies
30:19Yeah, up high
30:22Er, yeah, sorry
30:24Exactly
30:25Here it is
30:26Oh, that's great
30:28It's for my Go Tim sign
30:30I always make one hold it up for him running past, don't I?
30:34You sure do
30:34Only now I have to stick pictures of him onto it
30:37Since the incident
30:38The incident?
30:40Well, there was this race a few years back
30:43Where another Tim was running
30:45He ran past the sign
30:46And apparently I looked quite a bit like his mum
30:49What it was, Richard
30:50He hadn't seen her in 20 years
30:53They'd had a big falling out
30:54And he thought she'd come back to bury the hatchet
30:57He was quite down when he realised
30:59But it did make him decide to reach out to her
31:04Aw
31:04Aw, that's nice
31:06Yes
31:08Turns out she died five years previous
31:10And he had no idea
31:11So now
31:13I'll stick pictures on
31:26What are you doing?
31:29You're going to miss your train
31:30No, no
31:31I'm not going
31:31What?
31:33I told you
31:34I don't know how to do the tickets
31:35Once again
31:36Technology has destroyed my time on the trains
31:39You mean when you took early retirement
31:41Instead of learning how to use the card machine?
31:43I'll be fine here
31:44Just get a physical ticket at the station
31:46I don't want to anymore
31:48But Dad
31:48All you've been talking about all week
31:49Is how you were looking forward to spending time with Beth
31:52That's the reason you're going
31:53Was going
31:55I know what you're doing here
31:56I don't know what you're talking about
31:58You know fine well what I'm talking about
32:00You're thinking I'll just sit here
32:02Looking sad
32:03Until he gives in and comes with me
32:05Well, that's just not going to happen
32:18That's that locked
32:18You think?
32:22Why have you got a bag?
32:23It's only a 45 minute journey
32:24Well, that's exactly enough time to watch an episode of something
32:27Is your generation incapable of sitting with their own thoughts
32:31For any length of time, am I?
32:33Honestly, why have you always got to be attached to a device?
32:36Well, I'm not attached to a device just now, am I?
32:38Oh, one minute
32:41Sally, hi
32:42Oh Richard, hello
32:43Bad news on the Panto, I'm afraid
32:45It's a no
32:47Really?
32:47I thought it went well
32:48Yes, they thought you were just a little bit too upbeat
32:52Too upbeat for Panto?
32:53Yes, they were looking for a little more nuance in your portrayal
32:56The character was called Hoinky Doinky
32:59Yes, they said there was a little too much hoink
33:01And not enough doink for them
33:03Also, they didn't like you breaking the fourth wall
33:06It's a Panto
33:07It's all to do with the director's vision or something
33:09I wasn't really paying attention, to be honest
33:12Anyway, it's not the end of the world
33:14No
33:14Oh yes it is
33:17Too soon, sorry
33:19Bye Sally
33:20Okay, it's still waiting to hear back on the Crimewatch reconstruction
33:26Train now approaching platform 2
33:28It's the Scotfield service 2
33:30And we'll wait and wait
33:33So are you going to do this ticket thing for me or not?
33:36No, I'm not
33:37Because you have to learn how to do this stuff yourself, Dad
33:41Come on, don't look so worried
33:44There's a nice girl there
33:45Can I not show her my ticket?
33:47No
33:47Why not?
33:48Because this is quicker
33:50They just seem quicker to me
33:51Dad, you can't stand in the way of progress all your life
33:53Excuse me, darling
33:54Oh, apparently you can
33:56Would you mind just opening a barrier for me
33:58And I'll just show you my ticket
33:59It's just I'm useless with this thing
34:01I'd much rather leave the house without it
34:04You do leave the house without it
34:05Yeah, no problem
34:06Er, no, we're fine, thanks
34:07What?
34:08We don't need your help
34:09So you don't want me to open the barriers for him?
34:11That's right
34:12I really don't mind letting him through
34:13A lot of older people are-
34:14We're fine, thanks
34:17You need to be rude
34:18What does I mean rude?
34:20I thought you were rude
34:21Did you think he was rude?
34:22I thought it was a little bit rude, yeah
34:23Why are you still here?
34:24Oh, have
34:26Okay, that was rude, sorry
34:30Come on, Dad, we can do this
34:31Just the way I showed you, right?
34:33Unlock your phone
34:342-1-5-7
34:35It's probably best not to do that out loud
34:37But, er, one battle at a time
34:40Find your ticket
34:40Yeah, okay
34:43Yeah
34:43No, that's your home screen
34:44Is it?
34:46Look at that
34:47And that's the calculator
34:49Is there a calculator in there?
34:50Oh, just give me the phone, would you?
34:52Right
34:53Okay, scanner's there
34:54QR code
34:55On the scanner
34:57Barriers open, you walk through
34:58Okay?
35:04I just...
35:05Just...
35:08Just...
35:08Want me to just let you through?
35:10Yes, please
35:14No!
35:15Want me to keep them open for you?
35:17No!
35:18No, I don't
35:19Because some people are able to do things in the correct and proper way
35:24So you want me to close on?
35:25Yes, please
35:27Yes, please
35:36That's all you needed to do?
35:37Do you see how simple that was?
35:41I'll just scan it again?
35:42No, I won't let you scan it twice
35:45Oh
35:46Do you want me to open the barriers for you?
35:51Yes, please
35:53Yes, please
35:56Yes, please
35:57Very good, very good
35:58That's how you do it
35:59Give me that phone, won't you?
36:02I'm downloading your return ticket now
36:04And you're scanning that QR code on the way back if it kills me
36:07Yes, yes, whatever you say
36:09Where exactly are we going here?
36:10I'll go to sea
36:13What is it now?
36:14Well, I'm actually bursting for the toilet
36:17Aye, there's a toilet on the train
36:18The train?
36:19Toilet must not be used whilst the train is stationary
36:22That's the first thing you learn when you become a conductor
36:24Well, you'll just need to hold on to it then
36:26Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
36:27Which bit of that would I love?
36:29And could you not have mentioned this before we got through the barrier?
36:31Well, I just need to go before I come through the barrier
36:34Right, can you be done and back in six minutes?
36:37Yes
36:38Oh, maybe your new pal could let you out
36:41Right, we're in Coat C, seat 41
36:44Coat C, seat 41, yes, yes
36:52Ticket barriers are in operation at this station
37:01Excuse me, sorry, I've actually got that seat booked
37:19Thank you
37:29Oh my
37:33Fuck
37:34What's he doing?
37:39No
37:40Oh
37:43Oh, sorry, can I
37:44Actually, I need to
37:45Yeah
37:50Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me
38:02Oh, you're watching something already
38:04Good heavens
38:06The train's not even moving
38:07There you go
38:09Ham and cheese
38:12Bottle of water
38:13Don't worry, it's sparkling
38:15Lovely picket of cheese and onion crisps
38:19And a twirl
38:21We're sharing that, mine
38:23One finger each
38:25Welcome aboard this Scotchdale service to Wick
38:28Wick?
38:30Are we in the right train?
38:35Who the hell are you?
38:49Come to me as a reminder that all the pink tickets are not valid on this service
38:54What the hell, what is he?
38:59Is he pointing me up?
39:01Dad!
39:02Come on in, Dad
39:03Shh
39:10Dad!
39:12Oh, I'm top
39:12Oh, I'm top
39:22Excuse me
39:23I'm sitting in there
39:25Thank you very much
39:27Have a look
39:28Thank you
39:28Oh, that was close
39:32Disaster averted
39:34I'm good
39:34Yeah
39:46Hey
39:47I'm good
40:01Hey
40:02Hey
40:03Hey
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