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00:00Day 7 of the Senuous Tone to 10k Challenge.
00:05It's like couch to 5k, but I've even run that far off anyway.
00:09And I've just smashed 7k!
00:22So, Day 7 of the Senuous Tone to 10k Challenge.
00:28And I've just smashed 7k!
00:30So, you'll have to excuse my appearance.
00:33What a mess.
00:34Now, I was expecting at this stage of my...
00:39I think there's a way around this, but we'll just have to see if Malcolm has a slack race today.
00:42Hi!
00:43Hang on.
00:44Hello.
00:44Sorry, you're actually in my shot there.
00:46I'll call you back.
00:47I'm in your what?
00:48I'm filming here, so...
00:49Oh, right!
00:50Can I be in it?
00:51Well, you are in it.
00:51That's the issue.
00:53So, if you wouldn't mind just backing up a bit, that would be really helpful.
00:57So, you want me to move my car because you're taking a selfie?
00:59It's not.
01:00It's actually content for actual content.
01:03Right.
01:03That's not a sentence.
01:05And it's a free country, so...
01:07Yeah.
01:07It's just this particular bit of free country is already in use.
01:10And there's an even freer bit about 10 yards that way, so...
01:13I was here first, so...
01:14No, I've just run 7k to get to this exact...
01:18No, you haven't.
01:19You haven't.
01:19You started there, didn't you?
01:21Where your fake sweat is, I think?
01:23That is...
01:23You all right?
01:24Yeah, just dropping off.
01:26Of course, you two don't...
01:28Abs.
01:29This is Amanda, my upstairs neighbour.
01:31Amanda Abs, my...
01:32Ned's mum.
01:33JJ's wife.
01:34Yeah.
01:35Beat.
01:36Oh, and he left his shin pads at school.
01:38Right.
01:39Well, that puts a face to the name.
01:41For us both.
01:43Mm-hmm.
01:44You know what?
01:45Don't worry about the car.
01:46Just leave it there.
01:47I absolutely will, yeah.
01:48Do, please.
01:49Have a great day, yeah?
01:51Yeah.
01:52You have a great day, yeah?
01:53Thanks.
01:53You too.
01:54Will do.
01:55Hey, be lucky.
01:56I will.
01:58You take care.
01:59Thanks, take care.
02:00Take care.
02:00Take care.
02:05Wow.
02:09And I'm looking for a £1 million investment in return for a 5% stake in my company.
02:16Right.
02:16That's not really how this...
02:17I am prepared to go to 6%.
02:19Shall we start over?
02:21Yeah?
02:21Okay.
02:22Okay.
02:23So, what's the money for?
02:24To buy a bigger house.
02:25Right.
02:26Then it's a mortgage you're after.
02:27I mean, I'm a business manager, so I'll have to...
02:29No, no.
02:30It is for my business.
02:31So, Senuous operates in the aspirational end of the lifestyle content space.
02:34So, it's vital that I, as CEO, look like someone who lives in a large house.
02:41So, you'd like a business loan to buy the sort of house you want people to think you own?
02:46That's so well put.
02:47Yeah.
02:48Yeah, no, that's not something we can help with.
02:49So, you're saying you're out?
02:53I mean, what we could potentially do is give you a personal loan.
02:57Okay.
02:58Based on your salary from kitchen and bathroom kitchens.
03:02Right.
03:02So, centred more on my CoLab.
03:05And how much would that be?
03:07We could do £3,000.
03:10Can I take a moment?
03:12Sure.
03:22Okay, Aidan.
03:25We'd like to accept your offer.
03:29Congratulations.
03:40Come on, ref.
03:41That was clearly a foul.
03:44Right, Mum?
03:45100%.
03:46That could have been a goal.
03:47In fact, I'm going to call that a goal.
03:49Exactly.
03:491-0.
03:50Huh?
03:51Go, Darius.
03:52Not again.
03:54Bloody car alarm.
03:55It keeps doing this.
03:56Right, I'm going to call Della.
03:57Hey, how's she getting on?
03:59Alright, I think.
04:00I mean, if you've got to take a corporate gig,
04:01there's worse than cruising around Hawaii for three months.
04:03And it's keeping our heads above water.
04:05Awesome.
04:05Not if the ship sinks.
04:07Sorry.
04:08No.
04:09Hello?
04:09Morning, Dells.
04:10It's evening here, actually, right in the middle of service.
04:13Where's my land?
04:14Coming, chef.
04:14Right, it's just that the car alarm keeps being wheeled out.
04:17Hey, sorry we're late.
04:19Big day at Senuous.
04:22It's really blowing up.
04:23Oh God, I'm so sorry.
04:25No, that's a good thing, Anne.
04:27Look at Darius and Georgie.
04:28Yeah.
04:28Oh, I'm so glad they patched this up.
04:30I feel like the club's on a little power couple like a Brangelina or something.
04:34Georgious.
04:35Darioji.
04:36No, sorry.
04:38That sounds…
04:38So, yeah.
04:40Senuous has attracted some major Chinese investors.
04:44Banking corporation based out of Hong Kong, Shanghai.
04:46You mean HSBC?
04:47I don't think people call it that.
04:49Anyway, I'm going to invest in a laptop and some proper studio lights.
04:53Yeah.
04:54Illuminate to accumulate, as they say.
04:56Hmm.
04:57Good news, Anne.
04:58Della's up for Wednesdays.
04:59Great.
04:59What's this?
05:00Oh, I'm helping the PTA with careers week.
05:03Della's going to talk to Year 11 about being a chef live from her ship.
05:07Oh, like Tim Peake.
05:09Oh.
05:11Unless it's something that you would like to…
05:13No.
05:13No, no, no.
05:15I'm keeping my powder dry for Ted.
05:17Ted who?
05:18Ted Talks.
05:19Yeah.
05:19I pitched a TEDxSOHA.
05:22So…
05:23Watch this space.
05:24Yeah.
05:25It makes sense.
05:25I mean, it'd probably be a bit dull anyway.
05:27It's just parents gabbing on about gardening and accountancy
05:30and then me trying to make curing malaria not sound like a total snoozefest.
05:35Awful.
05:35I want to make chemistry sexy again.
05:37Hashtag chemsex.
05:38You should really Google chemsex before you start writing anything, Anne.
05:42Okay.
05:44All right.
05:45Come on, kids.
05:46All right, guys.
05:49Hey, neighbour.
05:51Hey.
05:51That was nice earlier.
05:53Meeting abs.
05:54Finally.
05:55Oh.
05:56Jesus.
05:57Yeah.
05:58Such a strong character.
05:59Really candid.
06:02Confident.
06:03Quite forthright.
06:06What?
06:08It's fine, Amanda.
06:09I think the feeling was mutual.
06:11Oh.
06:13Well, what did she say about me?
06:16Nothing, really.
06:17Oh, she clearly said something.
06:18I wouldn't worry about it.
06:19Oh, come on, Mal.
06:20I'm a big girl.
06:20I can shake it.
06:21No, it's not a big deal, you know.
06:21She said something.
06:22I liked it, Mal.
06:23She thought you were shallow.
06:49It's probably not a big deal.
06:52It's a big deal.
06:53No, it's a big deal.
06:54good people yeah she's quite full on though don't you think oh she don't suffer falls gladly
06:59uh right yeah she's only just been let back onto the sidelines no she called the last ref an effing
07:04seat that's what i think i meant like judgmental yeah but he was an effing right just nobody else
07:09had the balls to say yeah she says it like it is that's what i like about her oh same
07:13yeah yeah
07:14same yeah oh almost forgot i had the craziest thing the other day i thought anna feel laugh
07:23at this i laughed actually it's not funny ha ha it's more funny not peculiar funny ridiculous you
07:29know because okay you guys don't think i'm shallow do you
07:40no no no and that that is um i know that is really funny total uh opposite it's crazy yeah
07:49i know so
07:50absolutely no 100 not at all yeah no i told you it was yeah thanks sam
07:59why would you say that she is so shallow i'm not gonna say that to her am i you can't
08:04just confront
08:05someone like amanda with reality because like you know anything could happen oh call off the pervert
08:09search found the shoe hey thank you sophia
08:14mal how bad would it be if i i dropped out of doing my accountancy talk for careers week
08:21why would you do that school wasn't a great time for me i was a bit bullied by the uh
08:27cool
08:27confident kids no offense literally non-taken this idea of um getting up in front of the entire
08:34classes this is the whole year group mate oh god listen my talk's monday morning
08:40why don't you come along to that watch you'll see there's nothing to worry about thanks ma that's
08:45a great idea yes yes nothing yeah yeah jay hmm it's gonna be all right man you're one of the
08:52cool kids
09:00now darling we're running low on gin again you know i think this cheap stuff can evaporate yeah
09:06that's what it is oh look mummy this is my hong kong shanghai investment
09:13mm-hmm god it's actually a bargain for 3k well hopefully it'll improve your contents content
09:19oh this place is booby trapped manus you almost killed gangan what sorry mummy it's a birthday
09:25present from johnny birthday yes he was 14 on friday you said you got him a present yes i have
09:32it's in my bag honestly manus you can't just leave your stuff all lying around you'll have to live here
09:38okay this must be the spotlight
09:42mommy do you think i'm shallow no of course not no darling you come from a long line of very
09:47caring
09:49considerate and thoughtful women thanks mommy manus manus huh little something from the bank of gangan
09:58happy birthday darling wow thank you so much gangan
10:02don't spend it all on vapes how do you even cash there
10:10so i get to work out in nature and be my own boss and if i want to save for
10:14a big holiday or
10:15something i can just take on some new clients and cut back a few more privets which also means
10:21i can genuinely tell people that i manage a hedge fund
10:26great stuff there from ned's dad any questions
10:31yes how much money do you make we don't ask that as i said uh yes mate yeah did you
10:37know your flats
10:37are undone
10:40zip
10:42okay yeah all right uh any questions more related to wood trees trees
11:00hey i missed a call from you what's up yeah is there a way to have the heating on but
11:06not as
11:09you know what i'll change it on the app okay i'll do it love you bye bye bye bye love
11:14you
11:16hey hi hi hi hi guys wow you look very fresh i'm not wearing makeup
11:24some days i don't i just want to be my authentic self you know full focus towards beneath the surface
11:30not what's on it are you sure you're not wearing any makeup i'm not i can see it's nude makeup
11:35and
11:35which means nothing on so just because you can see it doesn't mean it's there because it's not
11:38yeah i'll rather you than me babe honestly without a liter of mascara my eyes look like gerbil's
11:42bum holes oh same well not exactly it's a personal choice i suppose which i'm all about free will
11:51i'm actually reading 1984 at the moment again george orwell i just love the social satire
11:57as seen in his allegorical novella animal farm which i've also read well if you like those
12:03amanda i recommend handmaid's tale oh okay yeah sure i'll check that out yeah love anything handmade
12:11uh that's work actually so i better and i'll see you on thursday yeah yeah hello hi let's do what's
12:17thursday oh uh careers talk yeah me and abs are doing a double bill oh yeah what's she do what's
12:22what's her job oh so many parents yeah i think she works for a bank she's a banker
12:29wow she's a banker she has the audacity to call me shallow those people literally caused
12:36it was either covered or brexit and we need to swap career talks we're not doing a career
12:42talk those flit hairs and you asked me to do one and i'm accepting okay well i think nobody has
12:47coverage retail so you can talk about no and i'm going to talk about senuous i think the children
12:52would benefit most hearing about my career as an influencer don't you yes absolutely yes right
12:59great okay put me down for thursday then okay with abs right i better get going i've got a whole
13:06generation of online creators to inspire yeah yeah yeah yeah see you later did it again what she's not
13:16an influencer no one follows her you're just massaging her ego okay yes i i humor her a bit but
13:22what else was i supposed to say that she should talk about her actual job selling sinks and toilets
13:28oh i couldn't be that honest and people can take constructive criticism you know it can actually
13:33help them to like learn and grow in that really really
13:47i actually i don't think that was a foul what maybe if you just stopped diving and acting the
13:53ghost and you spent more time sending the ball into the net then you'd be a bit less
14:00size you know this honestly thing's not for me fee it's great to give these things a try and
14:04everything but you know oh god no
14:15yay go darius you see it works okay
14:24oi that's dad where you been at man you got your cock out again oh come on i just forgot
14:29to do my
14:29flies up keep it in your pants yeah kids can be so mean when did they grow out of that
14:36your shorts are too tight man you can see your back wheels there see you tomorrow for careers day jj
14:50hey hello oh here's some advice you should consider a fringe
14:58hey god they're looking for it for ages
15:02ding oh i have no idea where your charger is because it's 7 000 miles away sorry i was
15:11parenting so like hi hi i've been meaning to thank you yeah this whole uh say what you think
15:15business it's been really liberating oh that's great and good for you yeah i mean why hold your
15:21tongue when you could help somebody realize oh i don't know um uh you're overly reliant on your
15:26absent wife and it makes you seem weak and immature i mean she has got a point in
15:34you're welcome so what can i take working in a professional kitchen well i suppose the thing
15:44i'm asked most often is how you're of cooks so many things for so are you going to get a
15:50bono
15:51like ned's other dad no and he didn't get us and perhaps most importantly
16:00well so much for 5g uh sorry no disrespect to aaron's dad who we now know installs
16:085g okay so with that mr sarfuna you're up next uh so a nice big round of applause for ned's
16:15other dad
16:28so there are a few people out there that think uh accountancy is a bit boring
16:42amanda i seem to be doing this all myself daniel this is important i need to get to grips with
16:47my
16:47kit which i'm not charging you for despite it costing three grand there's a generation of
16:52children whose future might hinge on this presentation about bathrooms yeah oh could
16:58i borrow your britney mike they use for the trade shows i suppose so since you're technically promoting
17:02the company yeah actually should i come along to the school in case there's any questions you can't
17:06answer uh i don't think you can unless you've been dbs checked oh have you been dbs checked women
17:11can't be peterfels daniel mommy hello darling what are you doing here i'm afraid there's something
17:18up with the oven you sell oh would you i turned it on this morning and there was all this
17:23noxious black
17:24goo at the bottom i took a photograph of it that wasn't there last time you used it well this
17:28is
17:28its inaugural outing you've had it seven months yes well i cook infrequently can i just check you
17:34had to remove the polystyrene packet okay uh i think we have a special cleaner for later one second
17:40thanks daniel oh mommy while i have you i'm doing a careers talk about senuous at the school if you
17:48want to come along oh darling i can't i'm actually busy that day i didn't tell you the day what
17:54day is
17:55it thursday yeah i'm busy that day well as long as you find time for the important things i tell
18:02you
18:02what why don't i buy you a nice dress for it mommy opening your checkbook can't be your answer to
18:07everything you don't want to support me that's your prerogative but you don't get to buy off your
18:12guilt by throwing your money around that'll be 470 with the v80 you know what i don't think my money
18:18is
18:18welcome here so when you're all billionaires remember who it was first told you if you want to be a
18:28legend
18:34well that's it from me uh but if you have any questions uh
18:37i don't
18:52any chance to start that out
18:53what's your fault all right we're year 11 not age 11.
19:0029 a.m and in a few moments i'll be having you over to tom walsh for the news and
19:04weather
19:04before that i've just got a quick update on that person that was stuck on the
19:22wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i'm out
19:28okay everyone quick as you can take your seats now guys please please don't do this i'll do anything
19:37Georgie, relax. I'm about to make you very popular.
19:42You'll be like a nepo baby.
19:43Okay, hello everyone.
19:44Now, first up we have Ms Hughes, who is Georgie's mum.
19:48And she is here to tell us all about her job.
19:50Well, it's more of a hobby, to be honest.
19:53Enjoy.
20:02What is sinuous?
20:06It's a good question.
20:07But should we not begin by asking, what is it not?
20:15And to answer that question, please welcome the founder, COO, and CEO of Senuous, Amanda Hughes.
20:26Thank you, everyone.
20:29Now, you've probably seen my content and assumed it's another shallow lifestyle brand
20:36that's purely about aesthetic perfection.
20:40But look closer.
20:41Is nature shallow?
20:44Is time shallow?
20:48Is space shallow?
20:51Actually, space can be shallow.
20:54That was a rhetorical question, but I suppose what I am asking is,
20:57can something beautiful also be important?
21:00And my feeling is, yes, it can.
21:05So, what's my origin story?
21:20Above all, we're about connecting with people on a human level.
21:25But instead of a paintbrush or a violin, I have a phone.
21:29I use social media to touch people.
21:32I certainly touch myself when I'm creating it.
21:35And I believe if I'm touching myself, I'm probably touching other people too.
21:42Well, okay, Amanda, everyone.
21:44Thank you so much.
21:48Now, sadly, we're slightly behind time because she was talking so much.
21:52So, we have to skip all the questions.
21:54And I'd like to welcome to the stage Mrs. Sarfouni.
21:57Hey.
21:58Hello.
21:59Ned's mum.
22:03Good luck.
22:04Good luck.
22:05Okay, wow.
22:07Talk about a tough act to follow.
22:09Yes, so much there, wasn't there, to sort of unpack.
22:14My name is Abs.
22:16I work for a food bank.
22:18Now, I'm afraid, guys, there's not a lot of glamour in the charity sector,
22:21as my nails will tell you.
22:23But through our network of amazing volunteers,
22:26we actually feed over 1,000 households per week, which is just...
22:30Sorry.
22:31Yes, I just realised I forgot to mention our charity.
22:34That whole side of Senuous that's very important to us.
22:39Me.
22:39That's really good to know.
22:41So sorry.
22:42I just realised I hadn't.
22:45Okay.
22:46Please continue.
22:48Yes, so, as I was saying,
22:50if any of you are looking to get involved in the charity sector,
22:54then volunteering is such a good way to get on.
22:56Yeah, I volunteer a lot myself.
22:57That's great.
22:58100%.
22:59Good chunk of my week is volunteering
23:01because Senuous is a not-for-profit organisation.
23:04We've literally never made a profit.
23:07Cool.
23:07We also run the Senuous Foundation,
23:09formerly the Senuous Vanderbilt Foundation,
23:11that gives to many local causes.
23:14Most recently, cocktails for a local football team.
23:18Yeah, well, if you actually fund projects,
23:20you know, we should probably talk.
23:22Peter van, very happy.
23:23Okay.
23:24I like to say we put the fun in funding.
23:29In fact, we recently secured a multi-thousand pound investment
23:33from a major corporation in Hong Kong, Shanghai.
23:36Wow.
23:36Wow, that's really impressive.
23:38Yeah, I had no idea about that.
23:40Well, there's more to me than meets the eye.
23:42And quite a lot meets the eye, so.
23:45Yeah, absolutely.
23:48Great, thanks.
23:50So how much shall I put you down for, Amanda?
23:53What?
23:53As you're so passionate about funding local causes and...
23:59Yes, I am.
24:00I am, yes.
24:02Well, gosh, I would be absolutely delighted to donate 100,000...
24:11100,000?
24:12No, no.
24:13A thousand would seem...
24:19like...
24:20too little to me, I think.
24:23So that's why I would like to donate...
24:26Okay.
24:26to this great cause.
24:32The sum of two and a half...
24:40three...
24:41Wow.
24:43Three thousand pounds!
24:46Three thousand pounds!
24:50That's above and beyond, guys.
24:52It is.
24:52It almost is above and beyond.
24:54Thank you so much.
24:55Mandy, everyone!
24:57Amanda!
24:58Wow!
24:59Oh, my goodness.
25:00Well, what a way to start.
25:04Well, thank you.
25:05Thank you so much.
25:06Oh, you're very welcome.
25:07It was a pleasure.
25:08No, that was sarcasm.
25:09Last thing I needed was someone telling the kids a few clicks on TikTok,
25:13and they'll be millionaires,
25:14because that's what they all think anyway.
25:16So, great.
25:17Just perfect.
25:23You be careful with that, Anne.
25:25It's a war to go back.
25:26Yes.
25:26And I need to get a full refund.
25:29It's probably for the best anyway.
25:30Those lights weren't very good.
25:32You could still see all your wrinkles,
25:33and they made you look very tired.
25:36I hope you don't mind me saying this, Anne,
25:37but friend to friend.
25:38You're being a complete fucking bitch.
25:58I am bloody killing it here!
26:04Fiona Fry?
26:05I just thought they were normal mushrooms.
26:07Are you the wife of Della Fry?
26:09What's happened?
26:09No, everything's fine.
26:10Your wife just called the station quite upset.
26:13Asked us to do a welfare check.
26:15On me?
26:15She said you hadn't contacted her in 11 hours,
26:18and, well, for some reason she thought you might be dead.
26:29Goodness.
26:30That's an awful lot of money to throw as a problem, darling.
26:33Thought you pledged 3,000?
26:35Yes, the giant check costs 15 pounds.
26:37You must be so proud of your mum.
26:39Yeah.
26:40I am.
26:42Gee.
26:42Well done, Mum.
26:43Aw.
26:44Well, I can't thank you enough.
26:46And, yeah, I really did enjoy your talk.
26:47Aw, thank you.
26:48Yeah, I think it's great.
26:49Not just kids get to be influencers.
26:52You know, give the middle-aged mums a chance, I say.
26:58And I'm not middle-aged, am I?
27:01No.
27:02No.
27:02God, no.
27:03Absolutely not.
27:04Yeah.
27:04At all.
27:15Is that a sourdough loaf?
27:17Oh, my God, it's finally happening.
27:22Wow.
27:22Look at this.
27:24Hey, how's it going?
27:25It's so Nordic.
27:26I love all the pine.
27:28Mmm.
27:29This was exactly how I imagined Finland feels.
27:32Are you the same Vantablack as the one in Chiswick?
27:34Yeah.
27:34Fantastic.
27:35We were on the same street.
27:36You might remember Higa Tiga.
27:39Oh, yeah.
27:39Is that the gift shop?
27:40It was the lifestyle concept shop store.
27:42But, yeah, I guess it was my gift to Chiswick High Road.
27:45God, it's so great to have a kindred spirit in the locale.
27:48You know, I would be happy to give Vantablack a pump on the socials if you like.
27:52I run this little thing called Senuous.
27:56Cool.
27:56Love a local blog, yeah.
27:58It's not a local blog.
27:59Do you want a coffee?
28:00Oh.
28:00Gratis.
28:01As a thank you.
28:02I'm supposed to be fasting till 11, but rules are made to be broken.
28:08Also, can I just say, big up to a fellow girl boss.
28:12Yeah.
28:12Who runs the world, right?
28:14Jeff Bezos.
28:15I was going to say girls.
28:17Yeah.
28:19No, I love Vida J. Lo.
28:20There you go.
28:23Oh, wow.
28:24Is that a vulva?
28:24It's a coffee game.
28:25I love it.
28:26Yeah.
28:32I should have got a straw.
28:37Oh, what is this?
28:39Oh, this is Bobby, my new fur baby.
28:42What is Bobby?
28:42I was feeling a bit lonely, so I went out and got myself a wolf.
28:45I mean, I would have started with a Jack Russell or something a bit smaller, like a hamster.
28:49Well, guys, she came, she saw, she gentrified.
28:54So her just got its first decent coffee shop.
28:57What about Ron's coffee counter?
28:58I thought Cortado was a make of coffee.
29:01No, Vantablack coffee is a real boon for Soha.
29:05Just amazed it's happened so quickly.
29:07As I always said, if the Amanda can't go to the coffee, the coffee must come to the Amanda.
29:12So modest, yeah?
29:14It's quite funny though, yeah.
29:15Bobby, no.
29:16No, Bobby.
29:17Sorry.
29:18Your friend there, Amanda.
29:19Who is this?
29:20Oh, this is Bobby.
29:22Oh, he's lovely.
29:23He slept next to me all night last night, farting away.
29:26Made me realise how much I miss Stella.
29:28Oh.
29:29Oh.
29:30Oh.
29:30Oh.
29:31Actually, no thank you, Bobby.
29:33Come on, Bobby.
29:33Where's your ball?
29:34Bobby, where's your ball?
29:35I think he's found his balls, Fee.
29:37That's all right.
29:38Mate!
29:39Oi!
29:40Mate!
29:40What are you doing?
29:41You can't just drive on here!
29:43What are you doing?
29:44Are you serious?
29:45What?
29:47Mommy!
29:47All right, well, Henry!
29:49How are you doing here?
29:50Can't a doting grandmother come to cheer on her little bear.
29:54Go Georgie!
29:55Right, anyone for brunch?
29:56No can do, I'm afraid, Mummy.
29:58I'm doing a bit of pro bono for Vantablack.
30:01I promise I'll pop in later, do some shots for the gram.
30:03You can come with if you like, Mummy, but I will be working.
30:05It's very noble of you, man.
30:07Helping out in local business.
30:08I just think Halston is crying out for a community hub.
30:11I'll tell you what it's not crying out for is a five-pound bloody croissant.
30:15Croissant.
30:16And you're paying for the quality.
30:17If you want a bog-standard pastry, there's always Greg's.
30:20Babe, if you come for Greg's, you come for me.
30:22I am not coming for Greg's.
30:24Okay, well, I'm just saying you don't have to remortgage your flat for a coffee, so...
30:28Please don't make this a class war, Abigail.
30:30There's a place in Soha for everyone.
30:32I'll go to Vantablack's, you can go to Greg's.
30:35Okay.
30:35Who's this man Greg?
30:36And why is everyone still talking about him?
30:38Anyway, the Mal brunch?
30:40I'd love to.
30:41I've got to go and look at some sheds.
30:43Oh, tell me you're middle-aged without telling me you're middle-aged.
30:46No.
30:46Ned's outgrown his bunk.
30:47The double bed's taken up his entire room, so I thought we'd build the shed together over
30:50a half-time to give him some more space.
30:52And where exactly is this shed going to go?
30:55The end of my garden.
30:56My garden?
30:57No, I'm pretty sure it's my garden.
30:59That's why they call it a garden flat.
31:01No.
31:01They call it a garden flat because people are too polite to say you live in my cellar.
31:05Um, I'm trying to get rid of an old summer house.
31:07You can have it for nothing if you could be bothered to take it apart.
31:10Happy days, yeah.
31:11Absolutely.
31:11Cheers.
31:12Well, let's make a plan after coffee.
31:13Nobody leave without me.
31:15That sounds great.
31:16I'll give you a hand if you like.
31:17Since when have you been into DIY?
31:19Oh, well, it would be nice to have some father-son-stepfather bonding time.
31:22You know, I can learn from the master.
31:25There's a bottle cap over there.
31:26Holy fuck.
31:27Bottle cap.
31:27Yeah, Matt.
31:28Yeah, well, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
31:31Fine.
31:31What's going on?
31:32I suppose you've all heard about Anusgate.
31:33What?
31:34I got a phone call from the school.
31:35Yes?
31:36To say that they caught Darius sending pictures of his bumhole on Snapchat.
31:41Oh!
31:41Oh!
31:42Gross.
31:43There's only a photo of my clenched fist.
31:45Yes.
31:45Which looks remarkably like your chocolate starfish.
31:48You know, this could very easily have gone viral.
31:49So I've taken things into my own hands.
31:52Have a look and feel free to share the results with your teens.
31:55Please repost to show my idiots on how fast things spread online.
31:59Please don't tell me you've posted that.
32:01Yes, I have.
32:01I posted it this morning and I've already gotten 140 shares.
32:04That's even more embarrassing than posting a picture with actual bumhole.
32:07Yeah, well, maybe you'll think twice now about sending another picture.
32:10Oh, yeah.
32:11Yeah, it does look like an anus.
32:13Oh, gosh.
32:14I'm so sorry.
32:16Get that lid.
32:24What have you seen?
32:25Nothing, Mummy.
32:26I'm posing for the camera.
32:28Did you get it?
32:29Yeah.
32:29Okay, right.
32:30I need you one with this and swap the scenes for a different background.
32:34Keep the camera up, Anus.
32:39So, you posted a picture of yourself eating cakes and that's a job?
32:42No, I'm going to edit it together into a montage under the hashtag
32:46Let's So Heart Eat Cake.
32:48Vive la revolution.
32:50Can I have some of these if you're not going to eat them?
32:52No, Manus, we're going to the dentist at two.
32:53Actually, we need to bust a move.
32:55We're so soon.
32:55Shall I come with?
32:56We're going to the dentist.
32:58Just stay and enjoy your coffee.
32:59Okay, so we have a latte for Felicity.
33:03And a turmeric and ginger power shot.
33:06Mmm.
33:08Oh!
33:08Ellie, babe.
33:09These cakes are going to look amazing on my socials.
33:11I'll pop in later to give you a sneaky peep before it goes viral.
33:15Amanda.
33:18It's coffee being on me.
33:19Just give it a stir.
33:20Right, Manus, let's ride.
33:26Do you do wine?
33:30March 2022.
33:32Bin it.
33:33Oh, it's bad enough that I'm grounded.
33:34Now you're making me do this.
33:36I'm sorry, but you're getting no sympathy from me, Darius.
33:38If you hadn't...
33:39Ah, Jesus, a mouse has gotten into me, pankos.
33:41I only showed the picture to a couple of mates and it wasn't even my real bumhole.
33:44Yeah, well, you're going to have to learn the hard way, aren't you?
33:47Speaking of which, this time we saw how our pot plant was going.
33:53God, bloody hell.
33:54Aye, aye, aye.
33:55What?
33:55Watch your language.
33:56Okay.
33:58Shit the fucking bed.
34:00That's been retweeted 40,000 times.
34:02And there's 296 comments.
34:04How do you get your piece of Dilly looking so healthy?
34:07Do you water it every day?
34:10God.
34:11I've never been so popular.
34:13I won't have to reply to these.
34:15Keep going with the cleaning, Darius.
34:17You're still on probation.
34:19Right, let's get the other door off.
34:22So we go lefty loosey, righty tighty.
34:25Oh, that's good, yeah.
34:26Wait, did you come over there?
34:27No, my granddad taught it to my dad and he taught it to me.
34:30Now I'm teaching it to Ned, huh?
34:32Right, so if you want to start on the left side,
34:34me and Ned will do the right.
34:36Just give us a shout if you need a hand.
34:38I would have killed for a shit like this when I was a teenager.
34:40You know, somewhere to chill, some magic FM,
34:44set up the Warhammer.
34:45How were we married to the same woman?
34:48What is that?
34:49Oh, this, it is an impact driver.
34:51I didn't know you were into DIY.
34:53Oh, I'm not really, but it was on sale
34:55and I can't resist the witch best buy.
34:57Wanna go?
34:58Oh no, I'm good with the screwdriver.
34:59I got this kit when my granddad died.
35:02Right, you watching this Ned?
35:03You just line this up straight.
35:05Can't you just use JJ's drill thingy?
35:06It looks way quicker.
35:07Can't you just concentrate?
35:09What?
35:09Left side done.
35:10See?
35:12Wow.
35:13Want me to start on the inside as I wait?
35:15Oh boys!
35:16I brought you some homemade lemonade.
35:18Nice.
35:19Not a fancy.
35:20Thanks.
35:21It's just a little something I rustled up.
35:23This is spring.
35:26Um, are you sure you want to get rid of this?
35:28It's in really good nick.
35:29Oh no, take it.
35:30I just used it for the occasional soiree in the garden during lockdown.
35:34But most of my friends have sadly left us.
35:36Oh no, that's awful, I'm sorry.
35:37No, they didn't die.
35:38They just moved to the Cayman Islands when Labour got in.
35:42Oh.
35:44Um, it don't feel like you have to wait out here in the cold with us.
35:47No, it's fine.
35:48I love watching men at work.
35:50Hit!
35:52Whoa!
35:53That's the front done.
35:55What next?
36:06Ellie, babe, we're out of Aesop in the loo.
36:08Oh, cheers.
36:08Did you want another coffee?
36:10Yes, please.
36:11Although I'm very tempted by your matcha.
36:13Matcha commonacha.
36:14Oh, that's good.
36:15You've got to put that on the chalkboard, Ellie.
36:19Oh, God.
36:20Give me a break.
36:22Is that your boss?
36:23Oh, no, that's just the guy I collab with, my co-collabber.
36:26No, I'm a digital nomad.
36:28To paraphrase this, I'm going to take a break.
36:29That's the song wherever I lay my laptop.
36:31That's my office.
36:32I'll leave you to it, then.
36:33Yeah, if you don't mind, because I've actually got a huge deadline, so...
36:46Oh, by the way, my latest post on the cafe got a lot of traction yesterday,
36:50so expect a bit of a flurry.
36:52Great, because we've just had these in.
36:54Oh, yeah?
36:55They're just...
36:55Oh, wow.
36:57Hello.
36:58What's this?
36:58It's a macaroni.
37:00A macaroni doughnut?
37:02No, no, it's a macaroni and a doughnut.
37:05That makes more sense.
37:06Yeah.
37:06Sorry.
37:07I do need to concentrate, so if you could just...
37:14Oh, hello.
37:15How are you?
37:17Fee!
37:19Hello!
37:20Oh, my God!
37:21That's my good friend, Fee!
37:22You don't identify the chef.
37:24That's her wife.
37:24She's a lesbian.
37:25Fee!
37:26You come for a coffee?
37:28Hey, man!
37:28I was just about to go and meet my dog walking.
37:31Get in here.
37:32Come on.
37:32You've got to try one of these insane matches.
37:35Oh, my goodness.
37:36Welcome.
37:37Oh, my goodness.
37:38Yeah, I know.
37:39It's great, isn't it?
37:40Yeah.
37:41No, I'm really pleased with it.
37:42Oh, yeah.
37:43Let me get a shot of you for the ground with the macaroni.
37:45Oh, a macaroni doughnut?
37:47No, it's a macaron and a doughnut, Fee.
37:50Oh, obviously.
37:52It's okay.
37:53Oh, sorry.
37:54Yeah.
37:55Here we go.
37:56Really?
37:56That face?
37:57Yeah.
37:58Okay.
37:58No, it's fun.
38:01I'm just going to upload that to the socials.
38:03Hello.
38:04I thought I'd do a quick video about how I care for my peace lily.
38:08That sounds just like Anne.
38:09It is Anne.
38:10That's her wedding ring.
38:11You're doing well.
38:11Shh.
38:12That's her bedroom.
38:13First, every day I check for her.
38:14What is going on?
38:16Oh, my God.
38:17It's the Irish lady with the plants.
38:18I mean, good for having a go, but please, Anne, come on.
38:22Leave it to the professionals.
38:24That's so embarrassing.
38:25This one's got over a million views.
38:28Yeah, right.
38:29No, it does.
38:29It's over a million.
38:30Would you just put your...
38:31Would?
38:31Yeah.
38:32People love her.
38:33How has that got a million views?
38:35It's just some little fat hands and a plomb.
38:37Has she done any more?
38:38Right.
38:39Yeah, look.
38:39This one.
38:40It's got over four mil, and she only posted it last night.
38:43Wow.
38:44Anne's a new Charlie bit my finger.
38:47What?
38:48That's crazy.
38:48Is it?
38:50Is it?
38:51Oh, Bobby.
38:53Oh, Bobby.
38:55All right.
38:56Let's get this thing built.
38:57So you just grip it at the end.
38:59Give it a nice controlled swing like so.
39:01Good.
39:02It's only me.
39:03Oh, God.
39:03George, you let me in.
39:05You left this little box of bits behind, and I thought it might be important.
39:10You really didn't have to come all this way, you know, Felicity.
39:12Just checking in on my favourite workman.
39:15As you were.
39:16Ah.
39:17There we are.
39:17All right.
39:18So, remember Ned, you hold the hammer at the bottom of the handle.
39:23And you just let gravity do the work.
39:24JJ, is that a nail gun?
39:26Uh, yeah.
39:27I saw a screw fixer.
39:28I thought treat yourself.
39:29They have very different definitions of treats.
39:32Can I have a go?
39:32No.
39:33Come on.
39:34This is what woodwork is all about.
39:36This, not these fancy guns and tools.
39:39All right.
39:40Concentrate.
39:41Okay.
39:41Here we go.
39:47All right.
39:49Are you okay, mate?
39:49I've got a first aid kit in the car.
39:51Nah, I'm all right.
39:52Okay.
39:52Just need to not breathe for a bit.
40:00Amanda.
40:00Hey, Anne.
40:01You okay?
40:02Yeah.
40:03I just feel like we haven't connected in ages.
40:05I was just passing.
40:07Just putting the twins to bed.
40:08Oh, that's okay.
40:09Just stick them in front of a bluey.
40:11The cartoon.
40:12The cartoon.
40:13The cartoon.
40:15Oh, God.
40:16Really sweet and shabby and grubby and...
40:19Yeah.
40:23My bedtime's a hard one.
40:24That's a bit drastic.
40:26I just got sent it out of the blue by some company.
40:28They make their own cucumber and aloe gin.
40:30Sounds like a shower gel.
40:32Why'd they send that to you?
40:33Oh.
40:33Well, they saw an Insta-film I made about an aloe plant
40:36that I rescued from the clearance shelf in B&Q
40:38and they thought I'd like it.
40:40That's just stupid.
40:41Is that not how Senuous works?
40:44Like that time we got sent four boxes of mouthwash?
40:46No, that's totally different, Anne.
40:48Oh.
40:48Now listen.
40:50I've been working as an influencer for quite some time now.
40:53And do you know what I don't have?
40:55Followers?
40:55No, Anne.
40:56A mentee.
40:57I'm a mentor without a mentee.
40:59And I think you might just be that mentee for me.
41:02Oh.
41:03Um.
41:03Now we've got to undo all those bad habits you've picked up.
41:06Back to basics.
41:07Makeup.
41:08Oh, but it's one of my hands that are in shot.
41:10I usually do my posts first thing,
41:11so most of the time I'm just straight out of the shower.
41:14And creating content isn't just a hobby.
41:16It's a way of life.
41:17Mm.
41:17Okay?
41:18I think you need to be a bit more respectful of my culture.
41:21Um.
41:22My apologies to your people.
41:24Mm-hmm.
41:25Yeah.
41:26Yeah.
41:29I just love plants.
41:32Nature really gets me in the fields, you know?
41:33Yes, you can beat a bit of green fingering.
41:36And just to add, if you're vibing with this,
41:38then like and subscribe to Senuous for more inspiring content.
41:43Oh, wow.
41:44Meg and Mark will eat your heart out.
41:46You think?
41:46So good.
41:47It's so good.
41:48It's quite a departure from my usual posts.
41:50Anne, this will have boosted your viewing figures no end.
41:52Well, according to the analytics,
41:55they've actually dropped off a bit.
41:56Let me see.
41:57It's about 70,000 less than my previous three posts.
42:01Oh, well.
42:02Anne, that's just numbers.
42:04My own wasn't built in a day.
42:05Okay.
42:05That's the problem with the new gen of influencers.
42:07They expect overnight success.
42:09Well, I think you should just go back to doing that, Anne, love.
42:11Honestly.
42:12No offence, man.
42:13Abigail, with the greatest respect,
42:15this is my forte,
42:16and I'm imparting my extensive expertise for free
42:19to my friend who's struggling.
42:21So you just stick to the...
42:24Running a food bank.
42:27Please, not virtue signalling.
42:29It's just...
42:30I gave you guys 3,000 pounds.
42:32You don't hear me shoe-warning into every conversation.
42:39She literally gave me a seven-foot chair.
42:45All right.
42:49Jeez Louise.
42:50It's cold out there.
42:51It's all right for you.
42:52You ain't got to go out and bleed in shorts.
42:54I should have brought my thermals.
42:55Oh, go on, Bobby.
43:00Is your mum all right, Amanda?
43:01Yeah.
43:02She's fine.
43:02I mean, she never really got over John Lewis reducing their loyalty points,
43:05but otherwise she's all right.
43:07She's constantly in my garden.
43:09My garden.
43:09You think she might be a bit lonely?
43:11Lonely?
43:12My mother.
43:13Yeah.
43:14Please.
43:15She should get a dog if she's lonely.
43:17No, Fi.
43:18I was lonely without Dells, then I got a dog,
43:20and I met loads of new dog walking pals,
43:22and I'm no longer lonely.
43:24Fi, that makes you sound really lonely.
43:25Guys, my mother's not lonely.
43:29Honestly, she's got a more active social life than I do.
43:31She's basically brunching away through my inheritance.
43:34Don't you worry about her.
43:35Then why is she currently sat on my front step
43:38waiting for me to let her in like a stray cat?
43:40It's freezing out there.
43:42Fine.
43:42I'll have a word.
43:45Oh!
43:46Look!
43:46It's Pippa's mummy!
43:48Maggie!
43:49Look where you run away!
43:50Who's this?
43:51She is a massive, massive fan of yours.
43:54Here.
43:55Have a look at it.
43:56Come on.
43:57Here we go.
43:58Are you the lady from Insta?
44:00Guilty as charged.
44:02My fiddle leaf tree has never looked so healthy.
44:06I love your accent, by the way.
44:08Oh, thank you.
44:09Wait, wait, wait.
44:09We have to FaceTime my friend Sarah.
44:11She loves you too.
44:12Yeah.
44:12You're a proper celeb now, Anne.
44:14Hi.
44:15You're not going to believe who I'm with.
44:18Fi, what is going on with your dog?
44:20Every time it sees me, it does that.
44:23But you think?
44:23Yes.
44:24Your dog clearly fancies me.
44:26But it might be worms, Matt.
44:27It's not worms, Fi.
44:28I've seen this before.
44:30Albeit on human men, but it's definitely a thing.
44:33Oh, my God.
44:34Can you say Bregonia?
44:35Bregonia.
44:41Hey, girl.
44:43Busy today, I see.
44:45My post must be kicking in.
44:46I'll get the usual.
44:48And an almond croissant.
44:51I shouldn't, couldn't, wouldn't, but...
44:53You know what?
44:54I'll actually get a couple of extra for the kids.
44:55Sure.
44:56Just while I've got you, did you want to settle up your tab?
44:58I just thought, just coming up towards the end of the week.
45:01Oh, that's good.
45:02My tab.
45:05Oh, you're not joking.
45:08There you go.
45:10This is £270.
45:11Mm-hmm.
45:12You said my drinks were gratis.
45:14I said the first coffee was gratis.
45:16Yeah.
45:17Gratis.
45:19Sss.
45:20Sss.
45:21Plural.
45:21You can see why I thought it was more than one.
45:24Uh, not really.
45:26It is the plural of the Latin word gratia, but in English it functions in an invariable form.
45:30Don't patronise me, sweetheart.
45:32I'm not.
45:33I did a classics degree.
45:34You want to talk Latin?
45:35Let's talk Latin.
45:36Okay.
45:37Pro to quo pro, Ellie.
45:39I have been doing a lot of work for you on the socials.
45:42Do you have any idea how much word of mouth I've generated for you, my love?
45:46Clearly not enough, because you're our only customer.
45:49Low blow, Ellie.
45:51Low blow.
45:52No need to make this personal.
45:53It's the opposite of making a personal Amanda and Mum trying to run a business.
45:56Well, maybe if you didn't charge £4.50 for a coffee with a vagina on top.
45:59It's a coffee bean.
46:02That's for today's drink, and you're not getting a penny more.
46:04And I'm taking a scum.
46:06Gratia.
46:09That's going on in your town!
46:13All right.
46:14So, the secret is to tidy as you go, so grab the broom.
46:17That's going to take ages.
46:19Thank you, Felicity.
46:20If you could just lean us to it.
46:21There you are.
46:23Oh, look, Amanda's home.
46:24Maybe you want to hang out in her flat, Felicity.
46:26No, I'm fine.
46:27Uh...
46:28You are not going to believe what just happened to me.
46:30Did someone just guess your real age?
46:31No, Mal.
46:32The woman of Vantabank Coffee, she just asked me to pay for every single item I've consumed this week.
46:37Only you would be shocked by that.
46:38Well, there's no such thing as a free lunch, darling.
46:41There's no such thing as a free shed.
46:42Do you know what?
46:43Forget it.
46:44Uh, Amanda?
46:45Can you, um...
46:46Not now, Mal.
46:47I am enraged.
46:53Yo, JJ.
46:54That looks way more fun.
46:55Let me have a go.
46:56You know what?
46:58I give up.
46:59Then why I bother?
47:01Is he...
47:02Is he all right?
47:04Mal, you in here?
47:07You all right, mate?
47:08Yeah, I'm fine.
47:09Cool, it's just...
47:10That's a lot of sriracha.
47:15I know it's stupid, but...
47:17All of those lessons my dad taught me, like, how to chisel and use a screwdriver.
47:22Kids these days just don't need to know that.
47:24Like, using an A to Z or the yellow pages.
47:26It's just...
47:27Useless information.
47:29You're spending time with him.
47:30Showing him how to solve problems.
47:32My dad spent years teaching me how to code.
47:34Nobody needs to learn how to code anymore.
47:36AI can do it in, like, a nanosecond.
47:39But I'm still glad I spent time with him.
47:41Yeah?
47:44Yeah, I should probably apologize to him, eh?
47:47Yeah.
47:48And then, um...
47:49Do you want to have a go on my nail gun?
47:51Fuck yeah.
47:57Oh, okay.
47:58Let me get some water.
47:59Oh, it's running.
47:59Oh, it's running.
48:00Mmm!
48:16Hi, Amanda.
48:17What's this?
48:18Sorry, but you gave me no choice but to name and shame.
48:21That's illegal.
48:22Do you know what else is illegal?
48:23Not paying your bill.
48:24Take it down.
48:25No, not until you've paid.
48:27Ellie, are you...
48:28It is £270!
48:31Amanda, you're lucky I haven't gone to the police.
48:32You're lucky I haven't called my lawyer.
48:34Do you even have a lawyer?
48:34Yes, I do have a lawyer, Ellie, actually, and I'm gonna call them right now.
48:45Yeah, hi.
48:46It's Amanda Hughes and I'd like to speak to my solicitor, please.
48:50They're putting me through.
48:51Last chance, Ellie.
48:52No.
48:55Yeah.
48:56Hi, it's Amanda and I...
49:00He got cut off.
49:00He's calling me back.
49:01I can see the caller ID.
49:03It's your mum.
49:03Yes.
49:05She's my lawyer.
49:06No, she's not.
49:13I can't actually afford to pay you right now.
49:15How are you gonna settle this bill then?
49:20And action.
49:22Whenever I'm in Soha, I like to enjoy a coffee from Vantablack Coffee.
49:29And...
49:29Cut!
49:30Great.
49:31You okay?
49:32Yeah.
49:32Right, I'm just gonna post this on your Insta, Anne.
49:35Why is there a William Balls on my coffee?
49:37It's not.
49:38It's a shamrock.
49:50Oh, Ned!
49:52Blackgammon?
49:52Chess?
49:53Cards?
49:54I could make it interesting.
49:58Amanda?
49:59Yeah?
49:59Play it cool.
50:00Your boyfriend's just walked in.
50:02Yeah.
50:04Please don't make light of it, Abigail.
50:06I actually feel quite violated.
50:08Good news.
50:09The vet's had a look at Bob's bits and bobs, and it turns out he was obsessed with his private
50:13because he needed his glands drained.
50:15So you are off the hook.
50:17Oh, mans.
50:18I'm sorry Bobby doesn't fancy you.
50:21Yeah, that's great news, because frankly it was gross, so...
50:24I'm glad.
50:26You're good.
50:27Okay, Abby.
50:28Hi.
50:29Hi.
50:29What's wrong?
50:30I've had no end of grief since that Vantablack post.
50:32Everyone is accusing me of being a Judas and a sellout.
50:35That's ridiculous.
50:36How do they expect internet artists to make money?
50:38Look at the comments.
50:39We came here for plant pot hacks, and now she's trying to peddle us expensive coffee.
50:43Oh.
50:44And apparently, I am all that is wrong with society, Amanda.
50:47Haters gonna hate it, Anne.
50:48You know?
50:49Yeah, well, I don't want to be hated.
50:51So I've gone back to my hands, my voice, and my pot plants.
50:53Okay, Anne.
50:55I should never have messed with the formula.
50:57Mum, how could you?
50:58What?
50:59After all those talks of online safety, and you go and flash the entire internet.
51:03What are you talking about?
51:04That's just a Christmas cactus.
51:06No, Mum, look at the pot.
51:08Hm?
51:10Oh my God!
51:11See, exactly.
51:11You were worried about some fake bum hole, and now everyone in the world has seen my mum's tits.
51:15Oh, shit.
51:18Symmetrical.
51:19Good for you, Anne.
51:27Yo, Ned.
51:28You alright, Dad?
51:29Yeah, you wanna go hang out in the shed?
51:30I mean, I would, but it's infested with old ladies.
51:39Alright, I'm gonna have a word.
51:40You know what?
51:42I think Felicity needs a shed more than I do.
51:44Oh, yeah.
51:47Alright, fine, you can have my room.
51:48Yeah.
51:50Thank you, Dad.
51:52I love you so much.
51:53I love you so much.
51:54I love you so much.
51:54Cheers.
51:55Oh, yeah.
51:56It's so nice to be somewhere where the drinks are actually free.
51:59Yeah.
51:59Mum, you know if you're ever lonely, you just have to say.
52:02Why would you ever think I'd be lonely?
52:04Oh, damn it.
52:06What's up, Anne?
52:07Oh, God.
52:08They've only gone and cancelled my appearance on Alan Titchmarsh.
52:10Oh, Anne.
52:11Yeah.
52:13Oh, she'd never gone on that feckin' Insta.
52:15Hey, all publicity's good publicity.
52:16Tell that to Prince Andrew.
52:18Right.
52:19Can we all do a selfie?
52:20The Summer House Gang?
52:22Oh, Mummy.
52:23Sweet.
52:24Yes.
52:25Hey, where is it?
52:26Where is it?
52:26Okay, just a second.
52:28Okay.
52:28And your tits out again.
52:29Oh, God.
52:30I'm joking, Anne.
52:31I'm joking.
52:33Oh!
52:34That's fantastic.
52:35Did you see some more ice?
52:36Will you watch Bobby for me?
52:38Yeah.
52:38Thanks.
52:41Alright, Bobby.
52:44You little perv.
52:49Still gone it.
52:51Still gone it.
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