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geçirdiği kaza sonucu işlevini yitiren ve sonrasında bu durumu pille çalışan teknik bir yöntemle çözmeye çalışan çapkın bir adamın (Salih Güney) başından geçen komedi hikayesini konu alır.
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02:04He must be very busy.
02:07How did he become such a man?
02:08He used to be very obsessed with his penis.
02:12Even the military has brought him to his senses.
02:15You would hang your head in shame even if you saw a female fly.
02:20Look at this!
02:22What's the boss's name, sir?
02:25Hello.
02:27Yes.
02:27Please connect.
02:28They are giving away Istanbul, sir.
02:31Aha.
02:36Hello.
02:57Hello.
03:00I am Dr. Avni Tweezers.
03:02Is Dr. Avni using tweezers?
03:04Hey brother, how many bills have you received already?
03:07According to my calculations, we owe exactly 13 abortions.
03:10That's 13 minutes.
03:11Mr. Hasan sent another person to me.
03:13He really messed up.
03:17Oh.
03:18How are things?
03:19It's like a tangled mess.
03:20If you don't lock the tip, things won't get better.
03:23My father urgently needed the project drawings.
03:26You fell asleep.
03:27I already sent them.
03:28My lion!
03:34So what are these?
03:38Are you blind?
03:39Project images.
03:40May God curse you.
03:42What did you send to my father?
03:45The young gentleman sent me the project pictures.
03:50Well done, Hasan.
03:51I honestly didn't expect this from you.
03:53They say beating is from heaven, and it's no joke.
03:55Come on, let's see how the project photos turned out.
04:02One.
04:07What the hell is this?
04:09Perhaps this is the hill where we can build the hotel, sir.
04:14Damn, this doesn't look like anything.
04:16Let's take a look at one cycle.
04:30And this is it, this is all mixed up.
04:33That's Istanbul traffic, sir.
04:35Let's take a look at one cycle.
04:46You take Hasan from his concubine.
04:57Inside me.
05:14Inside me.
05:17Inside me.
05:19Inside me.
05:21What is that, Hasan, Erika?
05:28Pull the trigger, Hasan, Osman.
05:32Osman.
05:34What the hell is this?
05:35Bütürek, I think, sir.
05:37He was carrying it on his back, so I kept quiet, sir.
05:40Project pictures, huh? Oh, what a sneaky snake!
05:43We thought he was a grown man, but apparently he was just messing around.
05:46They say, "Hasan doesn't take it, the one who steps on it takes it."
05:48Let me press it so he can see.
05:55Good morning.
05:56Good morning.
05:57What's wrong? I look pretty grumpy.
06:00I have a feeling of unease.
06:02Go to your room, you'll feel better.
06:04Who's here?
06:06Mujella is a horny woman.
06:08Give him a good scolding, otherwise he won't be able to keep a sturdy doorknob in his bed.
06:12There's no point in leaning on someone's back, you lowlife.
06:14I will now treat him scientifically.
06:16Oh, someone's coming, Osman.
06:19He has some good wives.
06:20Just set up a few.
06:24Girl Mujella.
06:27No way, he didn't come.
06:30He's here, I can't stop him now.
06:32Hold on, hold on, Hasan.
06:34My father came again.
06:36Control your father.
06:38He didn't come.
06:40That's enough.
06:46I can't say it if my throat is choked, uncle.
06:48Uncle works there.
06:53Hello.
06:54Hello Necmi, stop the tender.
06:57Riza reportedly refused a million-dollar salary.
06:59Nuri, start the dam construction.
07:01Did you say cement?
07:03We paid the deposit for the cement.
07:04Five million lira.
07:06Don't worry about the trucking business.
07:08Of course, we agreed, we agreed on the trucks.
07:10Don't waste any time, my friend.
07:12Is it ok?
07:13Hasan.
07:14I'm busy with work, come back later.
07:15Hasan.
07:18Was it you, Dad?
07:20Welcome, welcome.
07:22Welcome.
07:23What the hell is this disgrace?
07:24Which one is the father?
07:25Look!
07:26Instead of sending the project proposal, he sent pictures of women.
07:28This is the work of the enemy, dad.
07:30I swear I've worn you out.
07:32So why is that guy out there asking me if I'll sell him my wife?
07:35You should have said you wouldn't sell it.
07:36Look at me!
07:37He's crazy, Dad, he's crazy.
07:39Come.
07:39If he was crazy, why did you make him the manager?
07:42This guy is a smart lunatic, dad.
07:44Where are the accounts?
07:45The accounts are here, of course.
07:47Havim, step under my feet.
07:49Move aside.
07:54What the hell is this?
07:55It's a sample, a promotional item, dad.
07:58You bought it in bulk because you found it cheap.
08:01Is there any work available?
08:03Get me the top quality one, Dad.
08:11What is this?
08:13Turnip juice, Dad.
08:14...I'll trick the Scots into thinking it's whiskey.
08:17Uh...
08:17Uh...
08:17Well done.
08:36You're going to get married, damn it!
08:38Yes, sir.
08:39I will find a suitable bride for our family and we will get married.
08:42Don't bother contacting Ergel.
08:44She is the daughter of an honorable and respectable family.
08:46I spoke to his father and we came to an agreement.
08:48Congratulations, Dad!
08:49I won't interfere.
08:51But is it right for you to marry someone after my late mother's death?
08:54Damn dog breed.
08:56Damn, it's messed up.
08:57You're the one who's going to get married, not me.
08:59Here I have chosen for you, Ebru, the daughter of Hacı İpram.
09:02Is this a girl, Dad?
09:04You didn't like it, did you?
09:05Okay, Dad.
09:06We'll wait for him to grow up and then we'll get married.
09:08You won't wait for it to grow.
09:10Because the girl is thin and 18 years old.
09:12What?
09:13He is 18 years old.
09:14Yes.
09:15In your picture, my daughter-in-law Ebru is also there.
09:17We'll meet up tomorrow...
09:19This is the man I'm going to marry, Jale sister.
09:32This isn't a man, it's a little kid.
09:34She is 25 years old now.
09:36His father and my father were very good friends.
09:40Elle wants me to marry her too.
09:41That's ridiculous.
09:42In this day and age, is it even possible to get married without having met or made love?
09:46We will meet with Mr. Hasan tomorrow.
09:48Do you want to fall in love at first sight?
09:51You're talking as if you don't know me.
09:53I will absolutely not get married before finishing my education.
09:56I won't fall in love either.
09:58Don't talk big.
10:00A lover is like lightning.
10:02It burns, reduces a person to ashes.
10:05Imagine Hasan is that kind of man.
10:08A strong, powerful, sexually experienced man.
10:14It makes you moan with pleasure.
10:17You want more, more.
10:19Imagine the touch of a warm man's hand on your body.
10:23In her hair, on her neck, on her breasts.
10:30You're crazy about men, Aunt Şale.
10:33I am.
10:34You don't know this kind of lovemaking.
10:37I don't want to learn either.
10:39Your husband will teach you.
10:41I'm not getting married.
10:42Did you tell your father?
10:44No.
10:45But we'll think of a solution.
10:47I think I've found the solution.
10:49What is it?
10:50You'll go in my place.
10:52Me?
10:53Yes, Seyjali sister.
10:56I would do anything for you, Ebru.
10:58But Hasan won't interfere if I like him.
11:01Use it to the fullest.
11:03All I want is for this whole marriage plan to fall through.
11:05It's already fallen.
11:07I'm going to pull off such a trick on Hasan that he'll be completely taken aback.
11:11I'll enjoy watching you too, sister.
11:16Hey brother, have fun, go out and about these days.
11:19The wedding ceremony is a gallows prepared for men.
11:22Girl, stop joking around.
11:23My heart is already bleeding.
11:25Look at me.
11:25Shall we find two women and have some fun?
11:28If my father finds out, he'll impale me.
11:31He insisted that I absolutely had to get married.
11:32You can't defy your father either, son.
11:34Impossible.
11:35He pulls out a gun.
11:37Look at me.
11:37It's best to get rid of Ebru.
11:40Besides, maybe the girl won't like you.
11:43Is that possible, my child?
11:44It's embarrassing to say, but we have strong sexual appeal.
11:48The poor thing falls in love at first sight.
11:53I have an idea.
11:55What is it?
11:56You'll go in my place.
11:58I have sexual appeal too, son.
12:00That's your wishful thinking.
12:02You're going to play three tricks on Ebru.
12:05The girl will change her mind when she sees you.
12:07How is this going to happen?
12:10Ms. Ebru Evliyazade.
12:13Ms. Ebru Evliyazade.
12:15Yes.
12:15I'd like to see you at five.
12:17Tell him you're waiting for him here.
12:42Mersin, my dear mother.
12:45Your name is Ebru, right?
12:47You must be Hasan, too.
12:49You're so smart, darling.
12:51With your permission.
12:53Please, go ahead.
12:56We were expecting you.
13:00Take it out.
13:01He went crazy.
13:01You will give yourself to your man, drop by drop.
13:05You would be hers, completely.
13:07One side of my face turned bright red like a pistachio.
13:10It came to my arm early.
13:12She has firm breasts.
13:14She rubbed against me on purpose, that slut.
13:15He was making fun of me.
13:17My honor is now clean.
13:18Hey, answer me!
13:20Did I say something?
13:22Damn Ilek, you're not listening to me.
13:24Where's your brain, you idiot?
13:28My doctor is wonderful too.
13:30Osman is a real gem.
13:32Pure, clean.
13:34Can you believe it?
13:35I felt excited for the first time.
13:38I'm always thinking about him.
13:46Hello.
13:47Yes, it's me.
13:49Oh, is that you?
13:50How could I ever forget?
13:52Sure, let's meet.
13:55I'll be there in half an hour.
13:57Okey.
13:59Who's that?
14:00Your beautiful doctor?
14:01No.
14:02Stella.
14:03Oh, that consul's wife.
14:04Yes.
14:06He suggested they go horseback riding together.
14:08So?
14:09Will you know?
14:11I have to.
14:13You manage the situation in the office.
14:14If your father calls, tell him he's looking into marriage arrangements.
14:17Ah.
14:18You will also clear my name.
14:20Damn, Ilek, this can't be done through a proxy!
14:22I can't prove your masculinity.
14:25Ebru is walking towards me.
14:27Use it to your heart's content, my friend.
14:29I've found the girl I'm going to marry.
14:31Ebru is yours.
14:32No questions asked, okay?
14:33Listen to what I'm saying.
14:36Take good care of Stella.
15:00With your guest
15:09It's not just about the rain, Mr. Hasan loves riding.
15:13This was all thanks to Mr. Hasan.
15:16Kavama taught him all the intricacies of horseback riding.
15:21Oh, teach me too, teach me too.
15:24Your Excellency, even though you were present, Mr. Hasan taught my wife how to ride a horse.
15:31Oh, please.
15:32Let Mr. Hasan try your pan.
15:35If the student shows promise on their first attempt, the lesson continues.
15:43Oh, welcome.
15:44Where the hell is Hasan?
15:45Sit down, sir, have a cup of coffee.
15:47I'll drink Hasan's blood first; he disgraced me.
15:50Ibrahim called and said your son is a homosexual.
15:54"Oh, uncle," he might say, "it's not a bad thing."
15:57Homo is the name of a drink.
15:58As you know, the Franks said that Sek, who was a single drinker, was homosexual.
16:04Damn it, shove that stuffed pepper down your father's throat.
16:07I found out what his wish was.
16:09Mr. Perse is faking it so she doesn't get married.
16:11Tell me quickly, where is it?
16:12He went to get on the bike.
16:13Who is that for?
16:14Oh, Uncle, the horse.
16:15So he's become a stallion now?
16:17Should I strangle you?
16:21Who?
16:22Tell me so I can catch him before he runs away.
16:24Don't rush, uncle.
16:25Your son won't easily get out of the hole he crawled into.
16:46Your Excellency Boydun, have you seen Hasan?
16:48Oh yes, later on he'll give lessons on how to ride Estella.
16:52A donkey on the same road.
16:54Who could it be?
16:55Hasan's father.
16:56Very good.
16:59So we came to see how your son rides.
17:09Damn Hasan, I'll get you!
17:12But Soxhil, huh?
17:14Hey Hasan, which hole are you going to enter?
17:17Oh no, my father.
17:20It's taking on water, I'll get on.
17:21Oh brother, whatever you do, don't get on that.
17:23This guy is wild.
17:28Damn, he did it to the life that came first.
17:31The cat is running away like this, like a hawk.
17:38Ha ha.
17:40Bravo, bravo.
17:42Mr. Hasan is putting on a show for us.
17:45Bravo, bravo.
17:49I've never seen such a brave rider in my life.
17:52What do you know?
17:53Hasan has never ridden a horse in his life.
17:55Hey, hey, is this the horse that Hasan is riding?
18:00Oh, where is Hasan?
18:02What the hell?
18:02No way, it's really a horse.
18:05Okay then, where does he make his own way?
18:07Damn, where did he go?
18:09Hmm.
18:11Let me mention the throat here too.
18:14Oh my, in the name of God.
18:17Oh dear.
18:19Permission granted.
18:24Don't worry about my brother, is he a bandit?
18:27No, suicide.
18:28Oh dear.
18:29She's a woman just like Dalyan.
18:31What could be his problem?
18:32We don't know.
18:33Medical science has been proven wrong.
18:34This is his 21st suicide.
18:37Gee.
18:37Shockingly poor?
18:38No, he's a millionaire.
18:39Moreover, the gentleman has no problems whatsoever.
18:42I understand now.
18:43This woman is horny, brother.
18:45I don't know anything about medicine or anything like that.
18:47Tell her husband to throw the mattress over his shoulder and trample on it three times.
18:51Look, is anything left, you slut?
18:52Oh, please speak politely.
18:54Look at this.
18:56We wanted to show humanity.
18:57Are you our brother?
18:58No, I'm her husband.
19:00I take back what I said, coach.
19:04If you can chew on a piece of paper once a month, you'll get a kiss on the head too.
19:12Mr. Rüketin.
19:23Please, Mr. Rüketin.
19:26Get well soon, sir.
19:28Your son's life is not in danger.
19:31He gets up and walks again after a week.
19:32Thank you, doctor.
19:33As long as I feel comfortable with it.
19:35There is only one other situation.
19:38Hopefully everything will be alright.
19:40The collision resulted in a malfunction in their nervous systems.
19:43It's also a fracture.
19:47Lupus grandus malafatus.
19:50So, he's saying his arm is broken?
19:51No, absolutely not.
19:53Here.
19:55Still not this.
20:05Is this what it looks like now, broken?
20:08Yes.
20:10Masallah.
20:11My boy, my son!
20:12The ringing in your ears is a sign of something.
20:14Be mindful of your daughter when Hasan becomes pregnant.
20:18He won't get better, sir.
20:20Are you out of your mind, doctor?
20:22Cut off your son's legs.
20:24But wow, what were you saying?
20:27Lupus grandus malafatus.
20:29Okay, go ahead and straighten that penis, darling.
20:33Rest assured, I will do my best.
20:35Is there no hope?
20:36Yes.
20:36A battery.
20:38Like those pacemakers that are implanted in the heart.
20:41But it's very expensive, sir.
20:43Two million.
20:44Ram.
20:44I would sacrifice all my wealth for my son's penis.
20:48I'll place the order right away, sir.
20:50Let's give it to them right away.
20:52One penis.
20:56You're crazy.
20:58You memorized all the books.
21:00You're still studying.
21:02It's not a lesson.
21:03I am preparing the treatment plans.
21:05Is this for your sick young man?
21:07Yes.
21:08He's in a pathetic situation.
21:10Young, handsome, but unfortunately, mentally ill.
21:14Be careful.
21:15Love is born from compassion.
21:17I've been absent-minded lately.
21:19You're constantly thinking.
21:21All I can think about is how to treat the young man.
21:24The best medicine is love, Ebru.
21:26Make love to her.
21:28It's not easy for me to do what you're asking.
21:30That's just how it seems to you.
21:33There are no prerequisites for making love, Ebru.
21:35Your body will crave it.
21:38It will flow towards the man like a raging flood.
21:42Your skin will burn with the fire of love.
21:45You can't resist a man anymore.
21:47He'll rob you.
21:49He'll rob her impatiently.
21:53He will first admire her naked body with his eyes.
22:01A man should admit it now.
22:06From their very first touch, he saw love in her body.
22:10Wow, there are so many penises we've seen.
22:37Thank you for watching.
22:38Here's a great battery.
22:40Is this it?
22:42Yes, this is it.
22:44My teacher didn't cut it short.
22:45I'm a businessman, doctor.
22:47Two million are not on the streets.
22:48I'm not a businessman, but I will convince you in the name of medicine.
22:52This tiny battery wouldn't even move a newborn baby's penis.
22:56Come with me.
23:23How? Are you convinced now?
23:26Yes, now I have a request for you.
23:28Could he order a spare battery?
23:31There's absolutely no need.
23:32Because if your son uses it sparingly.
23:34I didn't say it for my son. I said it for myself.
23:36For yourself?
23:37Yes, doctor. Yes.
23:39We have been like lupus, grandus, malafatus and darbun for a long time.
23:44Baykot is your time in mourning.
23:46I can put the battery in your son right away.
24:03Lancet.
24:11Benz.
24:15Scissors.
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42:13What are you thinking?
42:15Selim.
42:17I've made my final decision, my dear.
42:19Separation.
42:20Never.
42:21How can you even think about breaking up when you're still in love?
42:24You're young, my dear.
42:26You are beautiful.
42:27You cannot be the prisoner of a crippled man.
42:30One day you will look for a man.
42:34You'll want to have sex.
42:36Yes.
42:37I want it, but I need you.
42:39I am sick.
42:41You will get better.
42:43We will create a miracle with our love.
42:46I love you.
42:47I want.
43:09I want.
43:11I want.
43:12Goodbye.
43:12My love.
43:32There's a fire on my lips.
43:35What's your fever?
43:37My cold sore has gone away.
43:40The lion will burn.
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