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House.Of.Guinness.S01E07.540p.X265.AAC [Full Movie] [Official Release]Full EP - Full
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00:49Okay boys it sounds like a grand affair in there now let's show them our invitations
01:11come on stop right now tell me why are we in such a hurry there's coppers coming arthur precisely
01:20one minute past 10 o'clock
01:37oh
01:52down there
02:07down there
02:09over there
02:18down there
02:32someone paid you
02:35who
02:36who
02:40you don't have to tell me
02:43now i can fucking guess did he call me a leafy eagle by any chance
02:50you did this for money
02:53no
02:53you did
02:54no
02:55didn't think to just ask
02:56i gotta stop it
02:57open your mouth
02:59open your fucking mouth
03:03no
03:04no
03:04no
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03:22no
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03:31no
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03:41no
04:01no
04:02no
04:02no
04:02no
04:02no
04:04no
04:05you must cut the ropes
04:05run away for a check in the post for your services
04:08no no please no arthur please
04:12what we have is not a service
04:15no
04:17no
04:27no
04:28no
04:29no
04:29no
04:32As my uncle Henry will soon learn, I am a wild enemy to have.
04:41Go away.
05:00Have you heard it from the tooter of the town of Valley Muck?
05:03Times are going hard with him, in fact, the man's will.
05:06He just sent out a notice to the neighbors one and all
05:08as how he'd like their company that evening at a ball.
05:11And one right note he was careful to suggest to them
05:14if they found a hat of his convenience to the door.
05:17The more they put in whenever he requested them,
05:20the better would the music be for battering the floor
05:22with the toot and the flute and the twiddle of the fiddle-o.
05:26Popping in the middle like a heron on the griddle-o.
05:28Up, down, hands around, crossing to the wall.
05:31Oh, hadn't we the gaiety of fill the flute at all?
05:36So then fill the flute or tip to into a little crooked hat.
05:39I think it's nearly time to see for passing round the hat.
05:42So Betty passed the coffin round and looking mighty cute.
05:45Says you've got to pay the piper when he's soothing on the flute.
05:48What on earth are you doing?
05:50Taking samples of water from the stream that feeds into the lake.
05:56I saw you take a fall.
05:58Did you laugh?
05:59Yes, of course.
06:01The great man stumbles.
06:06There are three streams from three different natural springs which feed the lake.
06:09I'm taking samples of all three back to the brewery.
06:12Our specialists who test the purity of the water can tell me which it...
06:28which is the most pure.
06:29Then I will dig a well.
06:30You will send the clean spring water to Clunebrew.
06:35I will erect several water pumps.
06:38Fear not, each of them will be labelled with the Guinness name and a harp.
06:42Because as we established last night,
06:44all acts of kindness must be publicly branded for the good of a company.
06:48I suppose that means you'll make us put the harp on our housing trust building.
06:52Well, we are detonating half of Dublin for you and her, under the Guinness name.
07:00You could have sent someone else to collect the water samples and save your clothes.
07:04I just wanted to do something.
07:07Couldn't really sleep last night.
07:12Yesterday I found out you were not who I thought you were.
07:15And that we might have more in common than I thought.
07:31It's fine.
07:33Please.
07:34Please!
07:47Please.
07:48Please.
07:49Take a look.
07:59Bye.
08:01Bye.
08:18tea what that's just the way you say tea pretty brightly like flicking crystal glass
08:26whatever do you mean my love when you arrived home last night at half past one in the morning
08:30and i looked out my window i saw you get out of the carriage and throw up into the fountain
08:36oysters tea what oyster tore your clothes into blood last night
08:49it was a pursuit running into alleys leaping over rotten fences
08:59hiding hiding from the police
09:03no i really know the police i really i don't deserve tenderness it's all my fault my fault
09:08in my stupid family's name what matters my love
09:15is that you escaped and therefore nothing really happened life continues your reputation is
09:23unblemished and when the next election comes around you can stand again for parliament
09:28and peace are above the law i almost get arrested in the next day you have me standing for election
09:36i want you to have power i don't want to be married to a brewer
09:41i want to be married to a government minister a knighthood lord arthur gillis only love will get
09:50you caught find someone fuck them hail a cab and come safely home
09:56just so you know i can't bear to be the face of another scandal dubliners hate me
10:02as husband and wife we decide these things together and together
10:09we will soon realize that i'm always right
10:13begging your pardon sir madam mr referty is here i'm not sure at whose request but mine
10:23i've got a job for him
10:26it is science that has helped me to discover the truth and i have calculated
10:43i have calculated that we are now living in the sixth unsabbatic day of creation
10:51that it is six thousand years since adam was betrayed by eve
10:58and therefore by this calculation it is scientifically proven
11:04uncle henry i've come to hear your confession
11:15and therefore by this calculation it is scientifically proven that the end of the world
11:22is coming to pass very very soon
11:34how dare you interrupt a secret sermon inside the house of dark
11:38i have permission from sir arthur guinness to be myself
11:43to be absolutely myself regardless of your kinship
11:51i'm capable of sacrilege by deed even here
11:56and it would be deeply unholy of you to provoke me into a passion that i cannot control
12:01you are threatening my life on behalf of your master my master who you once compared to a liffy eel
12:10an eel an eel who you said you had boy the gills
12:25what the hell are you boy the gills and we grab
12:34oh yes my master is threatening your life
12:45at first i thought that the sons would be softer than their father but they are not
12:49with their steam ships and their locomotives and their global plans they will not be stopped
12:56which is why they need you gone to a place away from dublin enough to get you and your family
13:02to london
13:04i will not be bullied by an unrighteous mandrake marianne
13:10cuckolded by his own woman
13:15well then tear up the check
13:18and i swear to god here in his own house
13:24this one day when your congregation comes to this church
13:31they will hear the grave news that their holy prophet was found washed up on the rocks
13:36at the foot of the pill bag lighthouse
13:40with lampreys riding in his throat and leeches sucking on his eyes
14:11we're far away from heaven and we're far away from hell
14:14living in the endlessness and waiting for you
14:17the dreams are getting bigger but this house is big enough
14:21sir the road is closed they're taking down the old tenements to make way for the new
14:26king is hosting you still i'm not afraid of a bit of progress
14:51dear byron
14:53i'm writing to share glad tidings from dublin
14:57you should know that the prophets that are flowing from new york are being used to serve god's purpose
15:03the secret deal which you struck with arthenian friends is therefore the disreputable means to a virtuous end
15:12in this work i'm supported by the women of the guinness trust
15:16who never cease to surprise me with their devotion to the cause
15:23i am also working tirelessly to build bridges with the phoenix
15:35and i must say i'm finding their representatives reasonable and indeed agreeable
15:57that's why i am so successful in selling our beer to the people of america
15:58this political intercourse is resulting in many happy outcomes
16:06i am doing this on behalf of my brother who is being persuaded to stand for parliament which is why
16:13i am writing to you since you have been so successful in selling our beer to the people of america
16:19perhaps you can be just as successful selling my brother to the people of dublin
16:25by the time you return you will see parts of the city much changed you may also come home to
16:31find me
16:33the people of america
16:44all of the new trust homes are within the sound of saint patrick's cathedral's bells
16:49look feel and rejoice clean water in every home and a water closet and ash closet in every home too
16:57even for the bachelor's so you and edward have been working together into the night of the year
17:04and using an absurd amount of candles and i know because i see the trust accounts and in the flickering
17:12candlelight with all that passion in the air of doing good works i'm feeling that you're actually
17:20making a difference in the world in that moment as of yet there has not been one single kiss
17:27let me show you the bedrooms each have their own fireplace not one kiss to do
17:37one hallelujah praise the lord well there is a reason for the absence edward has another woman
17:45yes is that it he is my brother he doesn't have to actually tell me things with words
17:52there is a woman and oddly i think he loves her oh dear did he actually use that word like
18:01you
18:02i don't need him to say things out loud how do you know about her because edward told me himself
18:11and because he is unsure of what he should do with this forbidden love this is all terribly romantic
18:18but he is not a child anymore and there has been at least one kiss three days ago when the
18:26keys to the
18:26new apartments were finally cut then there is hope what do you mean hope i i i don't want bloody
18:34hope as if
18:35a woman alone is hopeless no this is all nonsense because today is a celebration
18:58i hate fridays here stop complaining
19:09as i understand my diagnosis who was told by anne who was told by adelaide that in her opinion
19:14adelaide would now respond favorably to a proposal of marriage for me yes i know thank you well
19:23about time isn't it about time for what i got married surely it's your time it's not about taking turns
19:33ah okay i see it's about the finian girl
19:44i understand from olivia who was told by potter that you've had a letter from the leader of the
19:49conservative party mr disraeli himself has written to you and asked you to stand for conservative party
19:55candidate for dublin at the next election yes and i've bloody declined even though it would be
19:58very much in the best interests of the company
20:10no need to pour thank you
20:27apparently there was a significant kiss or something which might have changed things i'm
20:30not sure apparently in the letter potter read disraeli was virtually begging you should we actually
20:34just get rid of so i suppose my question is why would you not stand and my question to you
20:38is why
20:38would you not marry
20:51well as someone with long experience of impossible love i will tell you that you and this woman in the
21:02darks can never be together so you must find happiness in the world of what is possible
21:13i always instinctively reject your advice and i reject yours instinctively however
21:21it appears that ann and olivia are suggesting that for the good of the company
21:27we both grow up and fulfill our father's dream of becoming true aristocracy
21:37come on i will run for election and you will go say goodbye
22:03hello
22:05hello how are you
22:11My home rule is a logical first step towards an independent Ireland.
22:15Also, my landlady has requested an extra ten shillings a week
22:18in return for turning a blind eye to your visits.
22:20I said it would be okay.
22:23For a little while, it will not be necessary.
22:27Why will it not be necessary?
22:31My brother has decided to stand for the Conservative Party
22:37in the forthcoming election.
22:39Supporting the union?
22:40But I will make sure he will not burn the bridges you and I have built.
22:44Ellen, you have my word.
22:46The word of a Guinness brother means what?
22:48Look, it's an unspoken agreement.
22:57If there are other things going unspoken, I suggest you speak them now.
23:12We feel...
23:15For the duration of the election, we feel it's best if I don't come here.
23:20We?
23:21Look, Arthur's political opponents will be looking for any weakness.
23:25Oh, and I'm your weakness.
23:26You know you have been my weakness.
23:44Yes, I feel that it is time for both of us to become realistic.
23:54But you will need a man.
23:57A permanent man.
24:01And all this time you've been temporary.
24:07And I came here today
24:10To tell you that I have been thinking
24:14And now I'm certain
24:16I think I'm...
24:19I've been thinking that I will propose
24:24To her
24:26To Adelaide
24:32You mean your lady of divine mercy
24:35Who builds your houses to ease your guilt?
24:37Look, I could stand here
24:39And lie
24:40Like almost every other man of my class
24:42And have two fireplaces to sit at
24:44But I am not that man
24:47Are you in love with me, Edward?
24:50Because I know that you want to work
24:54Yes
24:58I once was
25:00I see it clearly
25:02Arthur gets elected
25:04Edward gets himself a suitable wife in the brewery
25:07The holy, sacred fucking brewery
25:09Goes on from strength to strength
25:10Because in all the world, Edward
25:12When it comes down to blood and beer
25:13The brewery is all that matters
25:32You've never lied to me, Edward
25:33But you lied to yourself
25:36You tell yourself this is one law
25:38Replacing another
25:39But in truth
25:41This is you running away from me
25:43Because I am bad for business
25:50Go home
25:52To where you belong
25:55Save yourself ten shillings
26:11Oh, when we sailed you in
26:15Behind the springtime
26:19Float all note
26:22New among my mind
26:25You hold the note
26:28The note just moves
26:30To move, man
26:33Let go of the note
26:35And so move everything
26:41I can't come to quantify
26:59Tighter
27:00Yes, ma'am
27:01Leave it
27:09I don't pay you to stand around gawking
27:12Sorry, ma'am
27:14Try again
27:25I was told you wanted to see me
27:29Yes
27:37How are you?
27:39Things are as you know them to be
27:42Good
27:47At least
27:50Last two weeks
27:51She has been
27:53So concerned
27:57Has she shared her concern with you?
28:03A fear of a certain kind
28:06Has been shared with me
28:10I sense gentleness
28:14In you and her
28:16Sex I will accept
28:17But not tenderness
28:18They are the same
28:19You can be the same
28:20She can be the same
28:22But there is nature
28:23Which might have intervened
28:30An accident
28:31An accident perhaps
28:35I expected you to take precaution
28:37Well, sometimes she insists
28:39Stop
28:43With the election coming
28:45We cannot afford scandals
28:51She's taking an awfully long time
28:53To get ready
28:53Even for her
28:56It's as if she's been forced
28:57To change into a different dress
28:58Well, we should pray not
29:00What?
29:02Pray?
29:03Pray to who?
29:05Whoever blesses an arrangement like ours
29:08It's not God
29:12Lady Olivia will be here presently
29:15The carriage is being brought around
29:32I had to choose a different dress
29:34Yes
29:36Oh dear, oh dear
29:38Now
29:38We can always
29:40Figure out a way
29:41Perhaps we should speak about this
29:43After the wedding
29:46Today is a wonderful, wonderful day
29:49And there will be no lumps
29:50And no grumps
29:50After you will
29:52Smile
29:56Yes
30:10Ah, Potter
30:11One more thing
30:12Yes, sir
30:13We're putting you on the door
30:13What door?
30:15The door of the cathedral
30:16We've heard that our dear brother Benjamin
30:18Has been drinking again
30:19He's coming up from London alone
30:20God help us
30:21If he makes it to the church
30:22Make sure you take Potter
30:23Make sure you keep him outside
30:25Yes
30:26Oh, Arthur
30:26Have you remembered to put the bottle of water
30:28In Dodo's carriage?
30:29Yes, yes, yes
30:30What water?
30:31My brother and his future wife
30:32Have some kind of private joke
30:33About clean water
30:34Being more precious than vintage champagne
30:35Edward, look at me
30:37Please
30:39Your Guinness
30:40Sir Edward, your carriage awaits
30:42If you want me
30:44To tell the times
30:46When I was just 15
30:52I'm set at me
30:55I'm on the wall
30:57How much you can
31:01Edward and Adelaide
31:04Yes
31:06I am
31:08I am
31:09I am
31:10I am
31:11I am
31:12I am
31:15I am
31:15I am
31:16I am
31:17I am
31:17I am
31:17I am
31:22I am
31:48There's nothing to see here
31:49Move on
32:16What the fuck?
32:19You've been at your brother's wedding
32:20And you had too much to drink
32:22You must have fallen asleep
32:24They left you here because they have no regard for you
32:33Would you like a drink?
32:35God, yes
32:42I knew what would happen
32:44They have no love for you
32:45Penny pinch your inheritance
32:47Leave you to sleep at the table
32:48And probably laughed at you
32:52One of the maids told me you were here
32:55And I heard you came to the wedding alone
33:00My wife
33:03Is disgusted with me
33:06Because I'm drinking again
33:08Well, I am not disgusted with you, Benjamin
33:10And I never will be
33:15I know
33:22Stop, stop, stop
33:29I came here
33:30Like an angel of mercy
33:31To show you what real love is
33:33I did
33:34I did
33:59Fuck, this is what?
34:19When clearing up after a party
34:22You start with the broken glass
34:24All the food you can throw away
34:28The booze
34:29You keep for me
34:30To inspect
34:32It's a shame to waste it
34:43Those of you ladies new to house
34:46Guinness
34:46The rule is that
34:48Copulating couples must not be disturbed
34:50And are to be cleaned around
34:55Go ahead there, Nola
35:09Did you come to admire the view?
35:12Shouldn't you be in some grand bed
35:14Consummating your vows?
35:16Take a seat, Mr. Champion
35:25I've been reading in the papers
35:27There's an election coming
35:29I did, we teach the working classes to read
35:32I also read that you're running for office again, Mr. Guinness
35:35So if politics is back on the agenda
35:38I imagine there's a renewed desire
35:42To hide the various indiscretions from the voting electorate
35:46Indiscretions?
35:48Well, Edward
35:50There were your Saturday nights
35:52And your New York arrangement
35:53And you, Arthur, of course
35:55Your Friday nights
35:57So now possibly is the best time to discuss what might be called
36:01An indiscretion tax
36:06Could you, sorry, could you take a look at the map
36:08Bonnie
36:10This is Dock 7
36:11Well, we're sitting right now
36:12Only this is a map of Dock 7
36:14How it will look in a year and a half's time
36:16We have swept it clean
36:17And built yet more cooperage and mash tun capacity
36:22This area, just here, you see
36:23Which is designated to be a new hogshead loading bay
36:26Is currently
36:27What is your office, Mr. Champion?
36:29But of course, in order to facilitate
36:31This great big brewery expansion
36:35Your office, stables, your lodging houses
36:39The Angel Pub itself
36:40Will all be improved by DinoWay
36:45And since your own tenancy agreements are rather dubious
36:49They hereby serve you notice to quit
36:57But since we are a famously philanthropic company
37:01We might find it in our hearts
37:04To compensate you
37:06You see
37:08The days of men like you haunting these dogs
37:11They're gone
37:14Let's say
37:153,000 pounds
37:17And an annual fee of 500
37:21In return for a completely uneventful election
37:24And a very peaceful evacuation of these premises
37:30Oh, by the way, you have one week
37:42My price is 10,000
37:44Or you can go to hell
37:47Seven and a half
37:50Final offer
38:05I feel like you and I are becoming something of a team
38:11But I really don't know what we're doing
38:12Handing over the election to the New York Cowboy
38:26The New York Cowboy is responsible for an increase in profits
38:30Throughout the East Coast of the United States
38:33And Washington, D.C. where he claims
38:35The President of the United States is himself now a drinker
38:43Greetings
38:45From New York
38:51With my return to Dublin
38:53Our election campaign begins
38:56The Demolition of the Demolition of Doc 7
38:59The Demolition of Doc 7
38:59We sell to people
39:01As proof of our virtue
39:03As proof of our willingness to confront the sins of this sinful city
39:08A vote for Arthur Guinness
39:11Is a vote for virtue
39:15If I am to hide your excesses
39:17I need to know what they are
39:19I'm gonna need to know the truth about the people I'm gonna be working with
39:27Up until
39:29Two months before my
39:31Wedding
39:33Alan Cochran and I were sleeping together on regular occasions
39:36At her lodgings in
39:37The docks
39:41I am the conservative candidate
39:43Standing for election in the city of Dublin
39:45I've got absolutely no faults and no secrets whatsoever
39:49Except for the fact that
39:51I was a regular frequenter of that rat's nest
39:54Alan
39:58My dear wife, whom I love in my own way
40:03Very much is pregnant
40:08With my foreman's baby
40:11F**k me, it's been ages
40:13Since my mickey was contagious
40:14So you thought that me
40:15Capped prisoners over
40:16F**k
40:17Infidelity
40:18Three
40:20Sodomy
40:22Two
40:23Lost, love and random acts of violence
40:27One
40:29In my typical Dublin family it'd be hard to find
40:32Cause it's been ages
40:33Got blasts us and save us
40:35Black when I bang and it feels amazing
40:37Going nowhere or going places
40:47Oh
40:48Oh
40:48It's been ages
40:48Since we made the front pages
40:50Since our we learned our hiatus
40:51Back to annoying cunts that hate us
40:53It's back to basics
40:55That scumbag who them shameless
40:56Take more than that the tames
40:58All your files cause you made us famous
41:00Hmm
41:01It's bad it in law
41:02I'll be much better to cry
41:03New centerpiece telegraph
41:05Did you miss us are you glad?
41:07Go on much of rest of the plans
41:08We saw so again it's been class
41:10I can't issue shot a mark
41:11Kissin' and glock
41:12Gakla are a nook
41:14Balls were rocked
41:15Propaganda machine
41:16Knee cap back all over your screens
41:18Drop class will more review
41:19I can't wait nice mass of wait and see
41:22Cause it's been ages
41:23Controversy won't face us
41:24We hold all the cards in their aces
41:26Try to protect your kids but they'll hear us
41:28You let the wall move when you ask your tablet
41:29Say hi I'm telling you I can't go to the cable
41:31I can't believe I'm going to throw
41:32If I own a Malaclava
41:33Jay holly in the shin
41:34Peace if I don't mind
41:35I just work when I want to be back in the Sunday world
41:38So I'll smack that cock with the back of my heart
41:41Oh it's been ages
41:42Since we made the front pages
41:44Your fault cause you made us famous
41:45Stick in our face near papers
41:47But we get loved by our neighbors
41:48You keep track when you're giving favors
41:51Sad
41:52Kurt again go well to jazz
41:53Say the heat and duff the last
41:55I chain with your flag they duff the mass
41:56Chain with your flag they duff the mass
41:58Say the heat and duff the last
42:00Nice to move out the shin the task
42:01A gang already now will nask
42:03Un
42:04Call my face and then you're scum
42:06That's enough for the story to run
42:07Sensational hell and that's job done
42:55Knife to death here and do your life
42:58Lustrous
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