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مسلسل Raising Hope مترجم - Episode 1
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00:16Hey, where'd you disappear to last night?
00:18After the party, I tried to ride some dude's Great Dane all the way to the water tower and back.
00:22It didn't go well.
00:23Did you see that kooky chick that I was carrying around on my shoulders?
00:26Yeah.
00:27I left with her.
00:28She convinced me to get a tattoo.
00:32Oh, that is awesome.
00:34Oh, I want one.
00:37Yo, why does he think that's so funny?
00:40All right, this is our job!
00:42Jimmy, he's the boss, man.
00:44You think I like it when he pushes me in the bushes when I'm taking a leak?
00:47I don't.
00:48The thorns hurt my wiener.
00:49But this is the career path that we've chosen.
00:59Hey, where are you going?
01:01I quit.
01:02Come on.
01:03You can't walk out mid-stim.
01:06You have any idea how unprofessional that is?
01:32Keep your skirt on.
01:35Hey, Mom.
01:37What are you doing home?
01:38I quit.
01:39There's got to be more to life than cleaning the same pool over and over.
01:42There isn't.
01:46What the devil are you ladies in such a hurry for?
01:49You know we're going to scrub toilets, right?
01:57Oh, you forgot your shirt again, great mama.
01:59That's all.
02:00Yeah.
02:02Yeah.
02:04Now I was super messed up.
02:08Like it would never end.
02:10Floating over the black top.
02:13Without a single friend.
02:15Down came a light beam.
02:18Right through my breaking heart.
02:21Message from the galaxy.
02:23That's how it's got to start.
02:26Bang, pop, pop.
02:56Your father's home. Come eat!
03:03Dad, Jimmy, your cousin Mike and I could have used you today.
03:08There was a dead bird in the Wexler's pool filter.
03:11Well, maybe you shouldn't have pissed off the guy who's not afraid to touch a dead bird.
03:14Oh, we got it out.
03:16Use a stick and an old candy bar wrapper.
03:18Took a few tries, but we got it out.
03:21So, how's your philosophical journey for the meaning of life going?
03:25I'm working on it.
03:26I didn't exactly figure out my purpose in life yet, but if I ever record an album, I'm pretty sure
03:30I've got my cover.
03:31How was work, Wilfred? Did you sell any encyclopedias today?
03:35Why does she always pick me to be her dead husband? Maybe that's your purpose.
03:38Just play along. Memories are all your great-grandmother has left.
03:43Whoa!
03:44Okay.
03:45Okay, okay.
03:46Okay.
03:46Okay, Mama.
03:49Why don't you go see if Lawrence Welk is on the TV and I'll bring you your treat?
03:53Oh, good.
03:54Okay, perfect, good.
03:59Doggone it.
04:00We're out of bubblegum ice cream.
04:10Oh, man, that's not fair. I was washing Mama out of my mouth.
04:22Help!
04:27Drive!
04:29Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive!
04:30Who is that guy?
04:33What's happening?
04:34Nice try, George!
04:36What's going on?
04:37Hello?
04:37Uh, what's...
04:38What's happening?
04:41Oh, my God!
04:42This is so crazy!
04:43You just, like, saved my life!
04:45Really? I...
04:45What?
04:46You totally just saved my life!
04:47Wow!
04:48Huh?
04:55You're like a hero!
04:57And you're cute!
04:58Really?
04:58Yeah, you saved my life, and you're cute!
05:01Well, this is fantastic!
05:03I mean, I was like a hero!
05:03Oh, my God!
05:05I mean, I'm like a hero!
05:09Oh, my God!
05:16Oh, my God!
05:24Oh, my God!
05:29Oh, my God!
05:31Oh, my God!
05:35Hey, here's the hero.
05:37That's me.
05:38Pull up a chair, sleepyhead.
05:39Your new friend's been explaining the news to us.
05:42She can even pronounce that nutty Iran guy's name.
05:44Say it again.
05:45Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
05:47Hey, Matt.
05:48Virginia, do you mind if I use the bathroom?
05:51Last door on the left, hon.
05:52If you're doing big business, you gotta flush twice.
05:55And don't be running the sink during the second flush.
05:57You're gonna have to give it a third go-round.
05:59Okay, got it.
06:01Be right back.
06:10Say it again.
06:12Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
06:14I like her, Jimmy.
06:16She thought I was your sister.
06:17You could be your sister, you sweet little young thing.
06:20I told you getting pregnant at 15 would pay off eventually.
06:23Yeah, she's pretty great, right?
06:25Here I was trying to figure out what life was all about,
06:27and I think I found it.
06:28Love.
06:29I think I might be in love.
06:31Anybody happen to catch her name?
06:34Name's Lucy.
06:35This morning, police are searching for this woman,
06:38Lucy Carlisle, a.k.a. Joan Doyle, a.k.a. Selma Wrightsdale.
06:42Carlisle is wanted for murder in multiple cases.
06:45She kills her boyfriends, two so far.
06:48We've been trying to catch her, but she keeps changing her name.
06:51She's tricky.
06:52She tried to choke me with a pair of shoelaces.
06:55She was screaming something about how I forgot her bursting.
06:57I chased her for a few blocks, but then she jumped into a fan with some guy.
07:01Good luck, dude.
07:02Her birthday's May 12th.
07:03I'd buy a card now.
07:06Anyone with information regarding the whereabouts of Lucy Carlisle should contact police immediately.
07:12And remember, she may look sweet, but she is extremely dangerous.
07:18And in lighter news, a small-time crook with a long list of wrongs he was making amends for
07:23has finally finished.
07:24And you'll never guess how it ended.
07:31Call the police.
07:39Her girlfriend's pretty clever.
07:41For her last meal, she asked for a McRib and Shamrock shake.
07:45That should buy her a few months.
07:47Those two are almost never available at the same limited time.
07:50She's not my girlfriend.
07:53Hey, sweetie.
07:54Hey.
07:55Miss me?
07:55Um, yeah, yeah, sure.
07:57Is that what you needed to talk about?
08:01What are you doing?
08:02She gets an hour a day to exercise.
08:04An hour?
08:05You should check with the warden.
08:06I get an hour and a half.
08:08An hour for me, and a half hour for me and Jimmy's baby.
08:13I don't expect anything from you.
08:15I just thought you should know you were going to be a dad.
08:18And you know what the best part is?
08:20I'm supposed to get the electric chair in seven months.
08:22That was before they knew I was pregnant.
08:24There's no way they're going to kill the mother of a six-month-old baby.
08:45What's its name?
08:47She named it Princess Beyoncé, but I think I might change that.
08:50Don't you dare.
08:51That name's badass.
08:54A baby.
08:55Good lord.
08:56Well, you can safe drop it at the fire station.
08:59Only make sure you hand it to someone.
09:01You can't just throw it in the bin out front.
09:03I think that's for canned goods and puppies.
09:05I'm not taking her to the fire station.
09:07Yeah, we don't have time for that.
09:08We got a rave tonight we got to get ready for.
09:10I can't go to a rave.
09:11You have to go.
09:13You're my ride.
09:14If I take my bike, my pants will get all wrinkled,
09:16and then all this ironing will be for naught.
09:18Look, guys, I'm keeping this baby,
09:19and I'd appreciate a little support.
09:21Get that dog off my couch.
09:25You can't keep it, Jimmy.
09:27A baby will dramatically change your life.
09:30What are you going to feed it?
09:32Do you even have clothes for it?
09:33I bet you don't even know where to go
09:34to get reasonably priced portraits.
09:39I'll figure all that stuff out.
09:40I just got her like an hour ago.
09:42How'd you even get it home?
09:44You don't have a special seat.
09:45I put her in the beanbag in the back of the van,
09:47and I drove real slow.
09:50Okay.
09:51Jimmy, what if we took the baby
09:53with us to the rave, okay?
09:54Check it out.
09:55We'll give her a giant lollipop
09:56and tell everyone she's a munchkin.
09:58No.
09:58Oh, come on, man.
10:00She just got out of prison.
10:01Better have some fun.
10:02Look, I'm going to get one of those special seats for her.
10:04I'm going to get her lots of baby things.
10:06With what money?
10:07I'll trade my stuff for her.
10:08The pawn shop's full of baby junk,
10:09and my old crib is in the garage.
10:11Just keep an eye on her until I get back.
10:13You're not leaving that baby here.
10:15I have to.
10:15I'm not driving with her again
10:17until I get the special seat.
10:18Even driving slow,
10:19that beanbag slid around a lot on turns.
10:21We're not helping you with this, Jimmy.
10:23That's the only way you're going to realize
10:24it's a stupid idea
10:26and go drop it at the fire station.
10:28I want to go see the firetruck's pumpkin.
10:31Hmm?
10:51Hey, isn't that one of our carts?
10:53Oh, no.
10:54It's my family's cart.
10:56It's been in our backyard since I was three.
10:58Yeah, right.
10:59Come on.
10:59Just give it back.
11:00I'm not lying, all right?
11:01It's ours.
11:02When it's nice out,
11:03we put it over a fire and use it as a grill.
11:05See, look.
11:06There's a little cheese left.
11:10Why is there a baby in there?
11:11Oh, I don't have a regular baby pusher thing yet.
11:15We're headed to the pawn shop right now.
11:18Sir, whose baby is that?
11:20Mine.
11:20Her name is Princess Beyoncé,
11:22but I'm thinking of changing that.
11:24Oh.
11:26See, I don't have a bottle yet.
11:29I just got her a few hours ago.
11:30Sabrina, what the dog do?
11:32Break's over.
11:33I need you.
11:34Somebody took all the soup cans off the shelf
11:36and put them back upside down again.
11:39Who would put all the soup cans upside down?
11:42Oh, me.
11:44Why?
11:45I don't know.
11:46I work at a grocery store.
11:47I get bored.
11:49Sabrina!
11:52Okay, just promise me that that's your baby.
11:56Oh, I promise.
12:07Just calm down, Mama.
12:09It's not as bad as you think.
12:11What's going on?
12:12She's lucid.
12:13It's been almost five minutes.
12:14Whoa, that is a long one.
12:16So, you're telling me
12:18that I just let all of you
12:19live in my house free?
12:22Unbelievable.
12:22It's Jimmy.
12:24Hello.
12:26Who the hell are you?
12:27I'm Mike, Jimmy's cousin.
12:29You and I are related by divorce or something.
12:31I live in a tent in your laundry room.
12:32No, not anymore you don't.
12:34You guys, pack up all your gypsy circus
12:36and find another teat to suck on.
12:39You're kidding me.
12:40The shopping cart got stolen
12:42when he was in the pawn shop.
12:44Oh, man.
12:45I was going to grill burgers this weekend.
12:48This baby's messing up everything.
12:51Well, I can't just leave.
12:53We've got a situation here.
12:54Your great-grandmother's having...
12:56Wilfred, tell him to stop by the butcher shop
12:59on the way home
12:59because the Greensteins are coming over for dinner tonight
13:02and all I've got in the icebox is pork chops.
13:05Never mind.
13:06We're good.
13:09I knew I was going to get snookered into this.
13:11I do not have time for a baby in my life, Jimmy.
13:14It's one time.
13:15I won't bother you again.
13:17Now that I have the car seat,
13:18it's safe to have her in my van.
13:19Your van doesn't have a back seat.
13:21Where are you going to strap it in?
13:22What do you mean, strap it in?
13:26She's fine.
13:27She's fine.
13:27She's totally fine.
13:28I can't believe you didn't strap it in.
13:30I just thought you had to strap the baby to the seat,
13:32not the seat to the car.
13:33I don't know how this stuff works.
13:35You know how gravity works, don't you?
13:37Don't try and act so smart.
13:38The only reason you knew to strap it in
13:40is because you already had a baby.
13:41That's not true.
13:42We didn't have those kind of safety things
13:44when you were a baby.
13:45What are you talking about?
13:46They had car seats 20 years ago.
13:48I didn't say they didn't have them.
13:49I said we didn't have them.
14:00Virginia, squirrel!
14:04Virginia, be careful you don't fall in the hole.
14:11I can't believe I'm still alive.
14:18Well, you are.
14:18If you want that baby to stay alive,
14:20you'll listen to me and take it to the fire station.
14:23I'm not safe-dropping my baby.
14:25You don't know what you're doing.
14:27I'm learning.
14:28And the more I read,
14:29the more I realize all the stuff you did wrong.
14:31E.I., you're not supposed to smoke in front of babies.
14:34That's only when you're pregnant, stupid.
14:36Anyway, I don't believe that.
14:38I smoke with you and you're fine.
14:39Fine?
14:40I had asthma the first 17 years of my life.
14:43I've got seven permanent teeth that still haven't come in,
14:46and I'm allergic to fruit.
14:47Fruit, fruit.
14:52Bye!
14:53We'll walk home!
14:55Book says fresh air is great for her!
15:08Oh, hey, it's you.
15:10Weird guy.
15:11Nice car seat.
15:12Oh, yeah, thanks.
15:14It's a used one.
15:16I can see that.
15:17Who used it?
15:18Baby Jesus?
15:20Yeah, it's an earlier model.
15:22Listen, I have a question about this food.
15:25It might be a stupid question, but I feel I should ask.
15:29Sure it's not stupid.
15:30Okay.
15:32Well, the book I have says I should feed her vegetables,
15:34and I want to do that.
15:35But the only vegetable jars I've found have pictures of either black babies or Asian babies on them,
15:41and I don't know if the pictures are random, you know,
15:43or if there's a reason Asian babies instead of white ones should eat these particular string beans.
15:49That is a really good question.
15:51The color of the babies on the jars doesn't matter.
15:54However, it's really important that you do not feed her anything with a picture of a boy on it,
15:58or else she will grow a penis.
16:01And a mustache.
16:04I said it might be a stupid question.
16:08Yeah, you did.
16:09I just wasn't really prepared for that.
16:11Well, the produce doodler is back.
16:42I said it might be a good question.
16:47all right I'll change her knew I'd have to do this sooner or later no big deal
16:57Jim pick up your cards mama we're playing crazy eights okay looks like we
17:05just use this sticky tape on the sides shouldn't be too hard
17:14I need paper towels I need paper towels I need paper towels what happened I grew up on the baby
17:22you have got to be kidding me how in the world
17:33all clean and she really liked the bath too I think that's going to be a weekly thing
17:38and since lights out at the prison was 7 30 I think it's time for grandma and grandpa to come
17:43give princess Beyonce a kiss goodnight okay then I'll be back in five minutes deal me a next hand
17:59Jimmy it has been six hours people are trying to sleep you've got to get that baby to shut up
18:05now
18:05already please mom let me play with you for five more minutes please
18:21we both have to work tomorrow maybe you can sleep walk your way through skimming leaves but
18:26I got to be fresh I got ph's to balance that's science get it to sleep I'm doing the best
18:33I can
18:35I got to be fresh I'm doing the best I'm doing the best I'm doing the best I'm doing the
18:48best I'm doing the best I'm doing the best I'm doing the best I'm eating my friend
18:52mmm Jimmy you missed a hell of a party
19:03Okay, I don't know what you want.
19:06We walked, you cried. We rocked, you cried.
19:08We ate, you cried. We drank, you cried.
19:10Maybe you just want to cry. Is that it?
19:12Would you like me to cry with you?
19:13Because I feel like crying.
19:18What are you doing? I got this.
19:26People smile and tell me I'm the lucky one.
19:31This used to work with you.
19:34We've just begun.
19:36Think I'm gonna have a son.
19:39And the lights.
19:41He will be like he and me, as free as a dove.
19:47Conceived in love.
19:50Sun is gonna shine above.
19:55Even though he ain't got money, I'm so in love with you, honey.
20:02Everything will bring a chain of love.
20:07And in the morning when I rise, bring a tear of joy to my eyes.
20:14And tell me everything is gonna be all right.
20:47She's asleep.
20:48She's asleep.
20:50Thanks.
20:53Are you ready to admit you're not cut out for this?
20:56It was the first day.
20:58I'm not dropping her at the fire station after one day.
21:01And what makes you so sure someone else can do better than me anyway?
21:04Jimmy, you almost killed it and we both threw up on it.
21:08I can't do this without you guys.
21:10It's not that we don't want to help you, Jimmy.
21:13We can't.
21:14We don't know what we're doing either.
21:16Well, it sure looked like you knew what you were doing in there.
21:18We sang a song.
21:20Anybody can sing a song.
21:22Charles Manson can sing a song.
21:24He's actually pretty darn good.
21:25Mike has his album.
21:26He is good.
21:27But that doesn't mean you want him helping you raise your child.
21:32Jimmy, what is it with you and this baby?
21:35Are you afraid people are gonna look at you differently if you give it away?
21:38No one's gonna look at you differently.
21:40That's the problem, Mom.
21:42I want people to look at me differently.
21:44I'm sick of people looking at me like I don't have a purpose.
21:48I want people to look at me the way that baby looks at me.
21:52Like I'm someone special.
21:54This is a chance for me to do something good.
21:57It's a chance for all of us to do something good.
22:04I always did think I could have done better with a girl.
22:08They do say you learn about your mistakes.
22:11We've already made every mistake there is.
22:16What are we gonna name it?
22:18I'm not parading my granddaughter around church with a name like Princess Beyoncé.
22:23I don't know.
22:24What do you think?
22:29I always kind of liked...
22:32Hope.
22:33Then hope it is.
22:41Hey, I talked to a cute girl at the grocery store yesterday.
22:44Has she killed anyone?
22:46I don't think so.
22:47You know, you need to grow a pair and take a serious run at that.
22:51Could you use another set of hands around here to help us keep that baby alive?
22:56No, I think she thinks I'm weird.
22:58I just think how happy she'll be when she finds out you're normal.
23:08I got her.
23:12Give her a second.
23:17Every minute I bring a chain of love I love
23:21In the morning when I rise
23:24Bring a tear and joy to my eyes
23:26And tell me
23:27Every is, man, I'm gonna be alright
23:31The boy will be alright
23:31I can just keep dancing
23:34The boy will be a veil
23:36I'm gonna be alright
23:37Sometime
23:39You
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