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Love I.s.l.a.n.d UK - Season 13 - Episode 13
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00:12Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off.
00:17Come on, Scotland!
00:19Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it's just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way.
00:31What is wrong with him?
00:32B.A.R.
00:34I think I've lost my phone again.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:38Sporting excellence.
00:40I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:49Boom, boom, boom, diga, boom, diga, da.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:56Your favourite player's scoring.
00:59I need control of me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03Oh, we, oh, we, oh, we.
01:05And of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Mids.
01:10What's paralyzed?
01:12Can anyone get up?
01:14Nature Channel and sell me what that is.
01:34Earlier this week, I had a 27-inch portable TV delivered to the villa in order to watch the World
01:39Cup from my sound booth.
01:40And look what turned up.
01:42Who knew there was such a big difference between inches and feet?
01:45Anyway, I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys' dates with the bombshells.
01:52She's stunning.
01:53You're sexy.
01:54My head's absolutely gone.
01:56My head's spun.
01:57They also got to watch last week's Unseen Bits, so swings and roundabouts.
02:03Absolutely buzzing, mate.
02:05You know, he said I look promiscuous.
02:07What does that mean?
02:08What do you mean?
02:09What does that mean?
02:10That mysterious is it.
02:11Yes, that's what I thought.
02:15Wait, hold on, I'm going to pee quickly.
02:17Shut up.
02:19I swear to God, I need to pee.
02:20Fuck off.
02:21You can just take in some.
02:22Are you leaving me already?
02:24Yay!
02:25He's literally leaving me already.
02:27He's like, I need a wee.
02:29Aw.
02:30Oh, Lola.
02:32This is like year 11 drama.
02:35Yeah, got Sam.
02:37Which one of you has done that shit?
02:40Disgusting!
02:45Oh, no.
02:47Has he lost his head?
02:49What is wrong with him?
02:50Can we put the real old swipes on instead?
02:52I've done bored of this shit.
02:53No, literally.
02:53It's getting a bored.
02:55No, I'm sorry.
02:56Rude.
02:58Well, you're in luck, Robin, because I have the remote control.
03:02Hang on.
03:03Where is it?
03:05Behind a cushion?
03:06Down the back of a sunbed?
03:08No, hang on.
03:09Here it is.
03:11I was sitting on it.
03:12And just in time for the start of the new series.
03:15The Real Villa Wives of Mallorca.
03:19It's a show packed with heated exchanges.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:23It's well hot.
03:25I'll be fine after this one.
03:27Ow.
03:28Fuck.
03:29No, I can't.
03:30I can't.
03:30That's actually burned in the fucking...
03:31Sit on your back.
03:32Sit on the cushion.
03:33I can't.
03:34Everything about it is just too hot.
03:37Deeply personal gut-wrenching outbursts.
03:41Sorry.
03:42Sorry.
03:43It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:46It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:47I love life, life, life.
03:51Oh!
03:52Oh!
03:53Oh!
03:56And its doubters.
03:58I'm not doing...
04:00I didn't...
04:01If I generally...
04:02I don't know.
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't know how...
04:04I don't know.
04:05I don't know.
04:05Neither do we, Yasmin.
04:07But there's no time to dither.
04:09As we're in a race into this week's Unseen.
04:12Go!
04:18So let's get down to it.
04:20And say, in language you will understand...
04:23Yes, I'm just a scouser.
04:25Fucking hell.
04:26Nah, chicken and chips.
04:28Chicken and chips?
04:29I've got big tips.
04:32Yes, it's a love island Unseen bit!
04:38Here's an Unseen bit of Opie flip-flopping about what footwear to wear
04:44I feel like you stress a lot about the club art.
04:46Oh, mate.
04:47So bad, yeah.
04:48I fucking...
04:52This is pissing me off.
04:55I'm going to get so upset.
04:58I'm going to get so upset.
04:58I'm going to lose your cup.
05:12I'm struggling in the age.
05:13Why are you sh...
05:14Who's of these?
05:15They don't fit.
05:16They don't fit?
05:17No.
05:18This is the worst.
05:19This is...
05:19I'm going to...
05:20I'm going to lose my edge.
05:21Fuck me!
05:23What are these, Cav?
05:28Oh!
05:29You might change cards.
05:30What?
05:30How are they?
05:31Perfect.
05:48The boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week
05:52but that didn't stop them bugging the girls.
05:55Don't look.
05:56Oh my God!
05:58Lorenzo!
05:59What are you doing here?
06:01Oh, it's stuck.
06:02What is it?
06:04Can anyone get up Nature Channel and tell me what that is?
06:12David.
06:13David Annenbrough.
06:14Here we are, in the wilderness, a beetle in the wild.
06:22Guys, he's actually coming for me.
06:24Lorenzo, stop fencing me!
06:26Stop it!
06:28Oh, Saturday Night Unseen Bits is going to be great.
06:31You're talking as David Attenborough and I've got like this around the earth.
06:34Forget about Unseen Bits, Ellie.
06:36I've been plaguing the people at ITV with my new format idea, Unseen Bugs.
06:44The premise of the show is easy to understand.
06:47We just have to remain unseen.
06:49There's a bug hidden in that pot.
06:52One by that tree.
06:55And we come out late at night.
07:01Aye, we can be hard to spot.
07:05Stop with the digging of arrows.
07:07Someone will see us.
07:09Oh no, we've been rumbled.
07:12No recommission.
07:15But it's a classic fly-on-the-wall documentary.
07:25I got confused this week when everyone started calling Sean Fitzey.
07:28If you guys have another name I should know about, you'd better declare them now.
07:32Have you heard my full name?
07:34My full name's and I'll call you now.
07:35Go on, go over.
07:36Robin, Marie, Gabrielle, Langton, Quantrell.
07:39Mine's not that impressive.
07:41Sean, Ronan, Bartholomew, Fitzgerald.
07:45Sean, Ronan.
07:46Ronan.
07:46I was actually going to be named Roman, but one of my cousins was born at the same time
07:50as me.
07:50Oh my God, that's one of my baby names.
07:52Roman, is it actually?
07:53Yeah, Roman, yeah, one of my baby names.
07:54Do you have other baby names?
07:55I have loads.
07:56Do you actually?
07:57Yeah.
07:57Go on, how many kids are you having, buddy?
07:59I'm only having, like...
08:00Is this going to be a Brad Pitt, Angelina adoption thing or what?
08:03What are you going to do?
08:04But I've got some amazing baby names.
08:06Go on, give me them and I'll tell you if they're good or not.
08:07Okay.
08:09Vienna.
08:10Vienna, like the ice cream.
08:12Vienna.
08:13Vienna.
08:14Don't ruin it!
08:15Oh, that's Viennetta.
08:16Sorry, no, it's okay.
08:16Vienna's fine.
08:17Vienna, Vienna.
08:17That's the name of the place.
08:18Vienna.
08:19Vienna, okay.
08:20Then I've got...
08:22I like Nova for the girl, Roman for the boy.
08:27Roman, I prefer over Ruben.
08:28Ruben?
08:29Ruben, I love Ruben.
08:30I love Payson.
08:32For a girl or a boy?
08:34Payson.
08:34Payson.
08:35How do you know any Payson's?
08:37P-A-Y-C-I-N, no.
08:38Why?
08:38Do you make up the name?
08:39Yeah, I just find all these names and I'm like, what else?
08:43So you just spend your days coming up with names for babies.
08:45What else did I have?
08:46What else did I have?
08:46The first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with.
08:52And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Payson could get teased at
08:56school.
09:04Attention!
09:05Anyone having trouble with their man, please sign up for Ellie's, give them the boot camp.
09:11Right.
09:12I'm the leader.
09:13Full body circuit.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Four rounds.
09:16We're hitting arms, legs and core.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Right.
09:20We're going to hit it at full speed.
09:22Yeah.
09:22No fucking about.
09:23No fucking about.
09:25I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
09:28Yous are all going to work until yous cannae walk.
09:30Yeah.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Squat squats, shoulder press.
09:33We've got weighted set-ups and then whatever the bad boys are called again.
09:37Eight to ten, but push for ten.
09:38Let's go.
09:39Ready.
09:40Go.
09:41Keep pushing.
09:44I'm going to have abs like Sean after this.
09:47Three, two, one, go.
09:49One, two, three, four, five, five, six, six, seven, eight, eight, nine, ten, twenty, one, keep going.
10:05One, twenty, two.
10:06I already made it to 30.
10:07What do you do, our 20?
10:08I made it to 30.
10:0930.
10:10That was more like one minute.
10:13That was what?
10:14Oh, that's so funny.
10:15Okay.
10:16That's enough planks and dumbbells for one day, girls.
10:19Unless you include the boys.
10:30Aidan may be older than Kavan by two years, but which of the brothers is the biggest bro?
10:35We listened to one of their conversations to find out.
10:38I feel like I've come in here and, like, stirred your shit up tonight.
10:41Bro, don't feel bad.
10:43You swags got a thing, innit?
10:45Unfortunately, the little bro just wins.
10:49Now a bro's sharing a bed with her.
10:51The little bro just does.
10:53Listen, you weren't here when it ended, bro.
10:55Like, I was still very 50-50.
10:57You do you, bro.
10:58It's going to be harder than I thought, though, bro.
11:01I pulled her and had a chat with her, and it was a little bit of a laugh and a
11:04joke, bro.
11:05But I'm not going to lie, like, it's pretty serious for me.
11:07She's a good boy.
11:07She's great, bro.
11:08She's 10 out of 10.
11:09It's huge, bro.
11:10If it carries on the next couple of days, bro, like, I don't know what to say.
11:13For me, I'd say you've got to just move on, bro.
11:17I watched straight away.
11:18I would, yeah.
11:19It's going to be way harder than I thought, bro.
11:22Bro to bro.
11:23Bro to bro.
11:24Yeah.
11:24It's always bro to bro.
11:28I haven't said this, bro.
11:29Bro.
11:30Bro.
11:31Bro.
11:32The fucking wins, bro.
11:33Bro.
11:34I feel like you're in trouble.
11:34I'm just having a great time, bro.
11:37Congratulations, Aiden.
11:38You just broke the world record with a grand bro-tal of 21.
11:44Coming in, brother.
11:50Hey, Opie, remember we promised you a chance to get to show off your dance moves?
11:54Well, now's your chance.
11:56Teach me some moves.
11:57I need to learn how to move the hips a bit.
11:59Bend your knees, go back, and forward.
12:02After the film, that is what got up in the cinema, I was like...
12:05Forward.
12:05That's it, back.
12:06Boom.
12:07Boom.
12:07That's it.
12:08Boom.
12:08Boom.
12:09Boom.
12:09That's it.
12:10Yeah.
12:11Bend your knees a bit more.
12:11Yeah.
12:13So you see here to here, back and dick, back, dick, back.
12:17Just back, dick, back, dick.
12:20Boom.
12:20Bring your arms up.
12:21Find it back.
12:22Yeah?
12:22Like this way.
12:23Boom.
12:25Boom.
12:25That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
12:26Yeah, that's it.
12:27That's it, that's it, that's it.
12:29That's it, that's it, that's it!
12:30So go boom, jiggabum, jiggabum, jiggabum, left, boom, left, bang.
12:37That's actually it. I think you got that, should we run it?
12:39Yeah, that's from the top? Yeah, that's right from the top.
12:415, 6, 7, 8.
12:50That's actually it! Yeah!
12:52Boom, boom.
12:54Then, ta-da, ta-da.
12:57Back in a, back in a, back in a row. Walk off like a fucking boss.
13:01Thanks, Sophie, now look what you've started.
13:05Okay, that's enough for now, Cavan.
13:13We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week,
13:16and we'd watch them some more, if we could find them.
13:19We didn't do our game, okay.
13:21Are you ready for this? You need your sunglasses off for this,
13:23so I can just see your eyes.
13:24You're just gonna spit at me.
13:25I'm not gonna spit on you.
13:27If I can't hold it in, I will,
13:28but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
13:30No, let's really lock in, don't bottle this, okay?
13:32So put loads in your mouth, okay?
13:34When I put my thumb up, we'll start,
13:35and then we'll just go for it, okay?
13:36Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are.
13:39I'm just hoping this one is one of those,
13:41or I'm in big trouble.
13:42But you'll have to come back later to find out
13:47what's going on now?
14:02They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as AO music.
14:07That's A did an OP.
14:09Airplug at the ready, please.
14:11Put your hands up!
14:12Put your hands up!
14:13Hold ten!
14:13Hold ten!
14:14Hold ten!
14:14Here we go!
14:15Go!
14:18Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best!
14:24Time to get warmed up!
14:26Ouch!
14:27Ouch!
14:28Oh, faster!
14:28That was my shoes!
14:31Oh, it's hot!
14:33And look your best!
14:34Bloody hell, look at who you are next to us!
14:37We're here to knock you out with some heavyweight unseen action!
14:42Ah!
14:42So settle in as we spilled some serious tea!
14:45Yeah, what's all this tea business?
14:47It's like clock it, so it's like tea, clock it!
14:50I thought that was tea.
14:52Or you can say tea, clock it.
14:54Like, that's tea.
14:58You're killing me.
15:05Earlier, we were listening in to this!
15:07We didn't do it again, okay?
15:08Yeah.
15:08You're just gonna spit at me.
15:09I'm not gonna spit on you.
15:11If I can't hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
15:14No, let's really lock in, don't bottle this.
15:16So put loads in your mouth, and then we'll just go for it, okay?
15:18Well, here's...
15:19What's going on?
15:23Oh, no!
15:24Yeah.
15:25Mm-hm.
15:27Mm-hm.
15:41Mm-hm.
15:50Lola, you didn't even try to stop it, you were just giving it, man.
15:55Went on my nose.
15:56You have the right to remain silent, Lola.
15:58Anything you spray may be given in evidence.
16:07Opie's dancing is turning him into a Love Island legend.
16:10Or should that be leg end?
16:12You got good legs as well, you know.
16:13Don't know how, man, I do legs that she wants a year.
16:16I reckon because from dancing and it's a lot of legs.
16:18Honestly, you're so right, mate.
16:19What's the hardest thing is that your core, your shoulders, your legs?
16:22What, that hurt?
16:23Your feet are fucked.
16:24Is it?
16:25Mate, the ankles as well.
16:26Eight shows a week.
16:27Eight shows a week, six days a week, so you have one day off.
16:29How do you do eight shows a week?
16:30So you do one every day and then two days of the week you do two.
16:33Fuck off.
16:34That's insane.
16:34Wait, you do one every day?
16:36So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, two on Thursday.
16:39Friday, two on Saturday.
16:41Where are you performing?
16:42Where in the West End?
16:43West End.
16:44Lion King, Sigma.
16:45I didn't even watch that.
16:45Like, they come out into the crowd with, like, the big fucking...
16:48What did they come through the crowd with?
16:49There's, like, a fake rhino, a fake elephant.
16:52There's, like, giraffes.
16:53They put boys on, like, stilts.
16:54You've got to, like, walk, like...
16:56Do you get on the stilts?
16:57No, I was the back of the rhino.
17:00It's the rhino's arse.
17:01I was the rhino's arse.
17:04How many people makes up the rhino?
17:06Two.
17:06Two.
17:08You told me you were Simba.
17:09I played Simba as well.
17:10I did both.
17:11Big difference, man.
17:12I did both.
17:13Imagine inviting a bird to come watch you take who you play.
17:16Yeah, she never sees.
17:17Also, no one sees you.
17:18You're just under the rhino's.
17:19No, so, like...
17:20Yeah, how do you think he saw it?
17:21It was, like, recognise this arse.
17:24It's, like, a big costume, and you put your...
17:26So you get into it, and your head...
17:27You're sticking out of it.
17:28Can you do your rhino walk?
17:29No.
17:30It's essentially that.
17:32What, then, someone in front of you as well?
17:34No, but I...
17:36I...
17:41How the fuck did you get this job?
17:43Audition for rhino's arse.
17:45What else?
17:45Just the rhino.
17:46There's got to be other roles as well.
17:47Excuse me, once you play rhino, how can you play anything else?
17:50You start as a rhino, then you're, like, a bit of grass.
17:55You're joking.
17:56Bro, I thought you'd come out, like, dancing, and that.
17:59I didn't realise.
17:59I pretend to be grass.
18:01He does this.
18:02Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:03Huh?
18:04Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:05I have to be a plant at one point, yeah.
18:08He's like, yeah, it's really hard on the feet.
18:10Eight shows a week, boys, of this.
18:14I played the tree once.
18:15All of the viewers raved about my extremely wooden performance.
18:24Lola can count on her hand a number of times Shauna has kissed her,
18:27only she's finding it a little difficult to do.
18:30Do you know what?
18:30When I count, like, one, two, three, I can't do it like normal.
18:34I have to do, like, one, two, three, four, five.
18:36That is such...
18:37Wow.
18:38You are so...
18:39I can't do it.
18:40Like, count normally.
18:42You can't go one, two, three, four, five.
18:44No, I can't do that.
18:44One, two, three.
18:45Do this.
18:46Yeah, one, two, three.
18:47Can you not do this?
18:48Four.
18:48No, because I can't lift that finger about putting the baby one up.
18:51Oh, do you know what I can do?
18:52No, no.
18:55There she is.
18:57Isn't that cool?
18:58That's really trippy.
18:59That's crazy.
19:00You need to do it in the talent show.
19:01Hi, guys.
19:02So my talent today is making waves with my hands.
19:05I can meow and do goat noises at the time.
19:07This kitten noise is unreal.
19:10That's good, isn't it?
19:13Most of all.
19:14That's weird, isn't it?
19:14Girl, you've got a bag of fucking hidden colors.
19:16I'm so darling.
19:17Can you do it?
19:19Um, meow.
19:20That's quite good for like a growing cat.
19:22Meow.
19:24I can only do that, though.
19:26Like, I can't do a normal cat.
19:27Mine's like newborn kitten.
19:29Meow.
19:30Meow.
19:32I hate pointing the finger at islanders for their quirks and oddities,
19:35but on this occasion, I'm making an exception.
19:44Obviously, when you get a bunch of Love Island boys together,
19:46the first thing they're going to talk about are hand jobs.
19:49You know that thing in the gym, the little squeeze thing,
19:50just out of the tank?
19:53I'm ready for this, guys.
19:55Turn your hands over like this.
19:56Send me in.
19:56Do you actually do hand modeling?
19:57No, I used to.
19:58It was like the first job I had after school.
20:00I actually had to audition for my hand modeling.
20:02What?
20:03I showed them like, I had to go and hold the McDonald's burger.
20:06No way.
20:08You're taking the beer.
20:09You're having me.
20:10I saw where I'm on the top.
20:10There's no way.
20:11Do they like wear gloves whilst they're waiting?
20:13Do they really look after their hands?
20:15What, me?
20:15The other models, yeah.
20:16No, I don't know.
20:17Is there anything you have to do, like put special cream on them
20:19or anything like that?
20:20No, they do all four.
20:21They like tidy them up and stuff like that.
20:23So does that mean you can't go gym marathon for calluses and stuff?
20:26Do they like any of that stuff?
20:27Yeah, I didn't really do much gym back then.
20:29But yeah, I'm very sensitive to like calluses and stuff.
20:31I try not to get them.
20:33Yeah.
20:33I've got them to be fair.
20:34I said to my mate, I can't do this anymore.
20:36And he's like, come on, stop being such a fucking wimp.
20:40You and your stupid hands.
20:43I'm like, hey, I need to protect these, all right?
20:45One day they might come in handy.
20:47I suspect Lorenzo, once all this Love Island fame blows over,
20:51you'll be back to handling Big Macs for a living once again.
20:59Hope he's dancing has become a viral sensation.
21:02Look, he's already got over three followers.
21:04From the start, we'll see you're stepping around with your right leg.
21:07Skip, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
21:11Very good.
21:12From there, you bring your feet together.
21:14So boom, boom, boom.
21:16Same on his leg.
21:16Boom, boom.
21:17Boom, boom, boom.
21:18The next bit is, it's like, it's like, bum, bum, bum.
21:21Boom, boom, boom.
21:21That's exactly it.
21:22Boom, boom, boom, boom.
21:24Next bit, you finish here.
21:26You're going to go left, right, and turn.
21:29Boom, boom.
21:29This is half, and again, left, right, and turn.
21:32And then the hat.
21:33Let's go, let's go, let's go.
21:34Jesus.
21:35Five, six, five, six, seven, we go.
21:39Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, seven,
21:43two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, seven,
21:47two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight,
21:55eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight,
22:02eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight,
22:15eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight,
22:16eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight,
22:16eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight
22:17no okay well i've lost my phone again how do i do this like how's it lost i don't understand
22:22is it not on charge no i literally had it i swear i took it off
22:26oh my god okay right what the hell how did i have it and now i don't
22:35prove is that your phone babe no this is mine oh where the hell is mine
22:42can someone bring my phone like can someone ring my phone did you have it outside yeah
22:47no i literally have just had it i just took it off what about the bathroom hun i don't think
22:51i've
22:51been in the bathroom i feel like i've just been in here with it is this your phone oh my
22:56god this
22:57is your phone oh my god i've just been taking pictures on your phone no you're fine babe where
23:00the is my phone then oh god oh shock it would be me to lose mine oh i love taking
23:07pics
23:08i assume i literally love it wait yeah was i taking pics on your phone then yeah i think so
23:15i literally it literally said prayer on it a minute ago no something's going wrong in here
23:20oh jabs is that my phone or is that yours that's mine for fuck's sake i'm so confused
23:26maybe you should get it blocked jasmine whoever has it could be doing anything with it as we speak
23:35oh are these phrases
23:57welcome back to part three of love island unseen bed
24:04where all that glitters is not bling a little kiss ting got my bling bling wearing pearls that's my thing
24:15thing the glassware is pretty shiny too oh my god i can see myself pulling the reflection
24:20do you think i look like martisha adams when i do my hair like this
24:22good no i always look good i know that we have no time for umming and ahhing
24:35okay maybe a tiny bit of humming but hats off to them i say
24:40as they get down to a beat entirely of their own making
24:43oh oh don't look in bed this time go and get the out of my bed get that out of
24:50my bed and occasionally
24:52find themselves as the butt of the joke but you know guys this is actually really hard
24:56let's go and do the runner yeah but surely that's the front of the rhino in the back around
25:01oh the back of the rhino's got a lot more there's a little bit more to it if you're at
25:05the back
25:05yeah it's got a sway yeah it's like it's like this see like here and it's like and your head
25:10is
25:10sticking out wait can people see you yeah you can see your head oh you can see your head i
25:15thought
25:15you were just stuck up in like someone's ass all right let's do the elephant let's all go
25:18oh you're just doing this we've got a shuffle yeah unseen bits jumbo jokes minimal effort
25:37here's an unseen clip of lorenzo getting all gollum about sean's precious ring
25:42is that ring got meaning no the one on her finger does you've given her your ring no she's just
25:50minding it for me have you lost it show me your tongue right now show me your tongue right now
25:56oh my god you've given her your ring you have lost you have not lost my ring if you've lost
26:01it
26:02it's done just you know i haven't lost it i know it is and so legulal sets out on her
26:08quest for the ring
26:10before incurring the wrath of lord sean ron you've given her your ring i hope a bombshell comes in
26:17oh guys this is so cute i just love you guys together it won't be so cute if that ring
26:22is lost
26:23it'll be handbaggings at dawn no see the ring is a test if she loses that it's done wow it's
26:30a test
26:31find it lola or you shall not pass okay so how how mad are you are you actually serious i
26:40didn't mean
26:41it you've lost my ring no are you really mad yeah i'm fuming why because i made that in a
26:46class
26:48you thought oh my god you are actually not funny let me see it that looks good doesn't it
26:55should i should make that i made it yeah oh my precious i can't believe i'm making my own coffee
27:01i feel like this is a bit embarrassing and so another quest begins honestly if this keeps
27:06up we'll be changing the name of the show to unseen hobbits
27:17other islanders know looking for love is a serious business before you can find it you have to ask
27:22yourself some difficult questions so guys if we were all animals which animals do you think
27:26we'd be ellie you're like a lion lion yeah yeah sexy lion like a snow leopard yeah something with
27:35nails yeah and we said we said that you are so cute pomeranian and sexy my mom always says i'm
27:42like
27:43a tiger but i don't know if that's quite i can see that for you i'd say some type of
27:47cat but i think
27:47everyone's some type of cat yeah you're like a feline yeah yeah yeah spanks one one of them bold
27:52fuckers definitely not bold she's always shaking because i'm always fucking shaving mate i'm like
27:57what man of what would lona be do you know what you're like bambi yeah because you're strutting
28:03around jazz is like a sexy black leopard you're like oh i feel like jaguar jaguar yeah jaguar yeah i'll
28:11take
28:11that that's that's a cute one i like that oh show what did we say everyone said you were a
28:15dolphin for
28:16yeah yeah or maybe like a peacock you know because of the colors yeah with the accessories i'm thinking
28:26when she gets dressed up at night she has her feathers out you know yeah i love that i love
28:31that victoria
28:32what would you be girlie everyone always says i'm like a car yeah you do give like black black cow
28:37like
28:38sexy yeah yeah if i had a black cat i wanted to call it salem that is such a good
28:43name i didn't
28:44we called my black cat black cat and we called my girl cut girl cat and then the other two
28:48had real
28:49life names that's so funny actually i had the dog called lola my sister's fish i knew it was a
28:54staffy
28:55every every time i go to the zip like the park and i hear lola lola it's always like no
29:00offense i don't
29:00like staffies that much but it's always like the most like not a cute dog yeah staffy yeah or like
29:04a
29:04or something yeah there's a common dog name yeah yeah yeah my dog my old dog is called lola feel
29:10your pain lola i know someone who named their ugly pug ian after me you have one accident in the
29:16voiceover booth and the producer never lets you forget it the net closed there and detective lola's
29:27found her man she'll now review the evidence to see if she should take down his particulars oh so you
29:33like me no yeah no there's three stages right right my opinion there's three stages the first is
29:40you're attracted to someone that means like you know you just look at them and you think yeah they're
29:43my type see him not but oh where are my pants man what are my balls oh you have the
29:51right to reign
29:52silent aha ev only it's islanders getting scared by something no i get that i get 100 percent i want
30:03you to actually don't just fucking hell the wasp in my ear um it likes your bikini just i know
30:10it's
30:11calling where's it going where's it going oh it's all right it's all right it's all right so protect her
30:23save you
30:39oh my god oh my god
30:45i want to watch that back on record like you just we haven't got time now yaz you'll just have
30:52to
30:52watch unseen bits on catch-up when you're home
31:01robin has talked a lot about her nights as a dj but not much about her day jobs it's over
31:05to priya to
31:06size her up what do you do as a quantity so far so basically it's going to be then five
31:12years babe
31:13you're a smart girlie i am babe sorry oh my god oh my god oh no not again it's
31:23islanders get scared by something there's just been a wasp crawling on me like that part it was on a
31:32vagina vagina if it's not a bombshell don't scream i've just really been killed by a wasp and you're
31:39not checking i'm okay can't be screaming like that man it's just been crawling on me vagina
31:47robin you're gonna be all over the unseen bits mate i'm literally gonna run the unseen bits
31:52oi robin i run the unseen bits it's robin gets dumped by bombshell
32:01the girl i would like to couple up with is angelista the girl i'd like to couple up with
32:07is ellie robin you are now single and therefore done from the island
32:14as robin strutted at the villa for the final time the problem of an insect in her bikini was
32:18eclipse by the stone in her shoe oh these boots are not mean for walking sorry to hear your boots
32:27are
32:27rubbing robin but at least there's no wasps swarming around your bets the villa won't have the same buzz
33:01without yeah
33:10you want to see it girls yeah okay we're still learning we're still learning so let's go one two
33:18three four five five six seven and and a bum bum dig a bum dig a bum
33:24i feel like a mum
33:34oh
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33:43Two, three, four, F� Duke Snider.
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33:51Let's go.
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35:30You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits and we're going out.
35:37We're going to Newcastle.
35:40We're going to Thun.
35:40Going Thun.
35:42It's going to be smashing Bonnie lad.
35:45Oh, Obi.
35:47Up-ah!
35:50I'm totally wild.
35:53Give me the Tiger.
35:56Give me the Tiger.
35:59Give me the Lorenzo.
36:00Give me the Lorenzo.
36:02And I'll turn your world upside down.
36:05And then you're going to...
36:06Yeah, then Jocky Annell.
36:07No.
36:08No.
36:14But Mum's the word.
36:16My mum says opinions are like arseholes.
36:18Everybody's got one.
36:20And that's her Instagram bio.
36:22Talking of arseholes, only joking.
36:24Cheer up, boys.
36:25Why so serious?
36:26Oh.
36:27It'd be World War VI.
36:29Well, we haven't had three yet, but yeah.
36:32But it's just waiting to blow.
36:33I need to sneeze.
36:34It's not funny.
36:35I've sneezed before.
36:36Oh, fuck.
36:38I'll go with a mad noise.
36:39I'll go, chow.
36:40I'll chow.
36:41I love sneezing.
36:43It's one of my favourite I used to do.
36:45I want you, oh.
36:47I want you, oh, I.
36:49I want you, oh.
36:54This week after the Ate That Deep Challenge,
36:56some Anders went off at the deep end.
36:58It's being rude now, but it's chill.
37:00It's not rude.
37:01What?
37:02Aiden's a bitch.
37:03People need to grow up for her.
37:05Don't say you're embarrassing
37:06and expect not to get told to fuck off.
37:09Idiot.
37:10How did it all go so wrong?
37:12All they had to do was slide into the pool
37:15and read a cocktail confession
37:17from one of the Islanders of the opposite sex.
37:19This boy's nightmare partner
37:21is someone who loves attention.
37:23Oh.
37:24Then find the fact it fits
37:26and dash their drink in it.
37:28How could anyone get upset by that?
37:31So let's dive back to happier times
37:33for some unseen bits before the kick-off.
37:36Boys, we're having a warm-up.
37:38We're having a little warm-up.
37:40Ash!
37:40Ash!
37:41Ash!
37:42Ash!
37:42All right, pick a side, boys.
37:44Left or right?
37:45Boys, just go, like, one way round.
37:46I'll go behind it.
37:48Yeah, just go single line.
37:49Just go single line.
37:50Straight leg kicks, boys.
37:51Yeah, I like that.
37:52I like that.
37:53This is so good.
37:56Sweet!
37:56O.P., is this what you had to do in line kicks?
37:59Hill flicks on the way back.
38:01Can't do it.
38:01The shorts are going to fall off.
38:03Warm-ups are great,
38:04but I think at least one of the boys wore themselves out.
38:08Ready?
38:09Oh!
38:10What the fuck?
38:11Riffey!
38:12Buddy, it's not working.
38:14Yes!
38:15Now let's dive deeper.
38:17Here are the rounds we didn't have time to show you this week.
38:28This boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating
38:32to go to a JLS concert instead.
38:34It's the best.
38:35That has to be it.
38:37Lorenzo.
38:38Lorenzo loves JLS.
38:40You don't look like a JLS boy to me.
38:43Oh, I think I know who it is.
38:45Oh!
38:51I chose Opie because of the dancing.
38:53It's just giving J and S.
38:55Sam.
38:56Yeah!
39:12This girl has slept with 15 people
39:15and faked 14 orgasms.
39:17Oh!
39:18Oh, that's so chill.
39:19I don't know.
39:20I feel like girls fake it all the time.
39:26Oh, you got it on my train on.
39:31We have faith in you, Ellie.
39:32Not much to say that we're shady
39:34and one of them was good.
39:35Oh, you got it on my train.
39:36Yeah.
39:36I get wet at the gym.
39:40Oh!
39:42Oh!
39:44Oh!
39:44Wow!
39:45OK.
39:46This boy has the initial of a girl he slept with once
39:49on his arse cheek.
39:51That was deco, Tommy.
39:52Simba or Tommy?
39:53That's Tommy.
39:54That's Tommy.
39:55Tommy.
39:55That's Simba or Tommy.
39:56Hopering to do anything.
39:58I'm like, oh, my God.
40:00I get wet at the gym.
40:04I get wet at the gym.
40:05Yeah, Tommy.
40:06Oh!
40:07I met her on a night out.
40:09Lost a game of rock, paper, scissors.
40:10We've got to follow through on it.
40:11That was the bet.
40:12I thought I was going to win.
40:14Get it out!
40:15Get it out!
40:15Go on, Tommy, boys!
40:16Let's have a love.
40:18Oh!
40:19Oh!
40:19It's a M.
40:20It's an M for Mika.
40:22I wasn't being serious.
40:24I just said M for Mika.
40:26My name is Mika and my name starts with an M.
40:28Like, hello.
40:29I think you'll find hello starts with an H.
40:32But let's not argue.
40:33We've had enough of that.
40:35As every superfan knows, the villa is a place packed with well-known iconic locations.
40:40The fire pits.
40:42The mini fire pits.
40:44The day beds.
40:45The terrace.
40:47But this year the Islanders have messed with the labelling system.
40:51So welcome to the Kent Terrace.
40:53It's my first time.
40:54Are you going up to the Kent Terrace?
40:56Where do you want to go?
40:57Kent Terrace.
40:59The Mika reservation for the Kent Terrace.
41:01I've never been.
41:02That's fair.
41:03He's going for the Kent Terrace kiss.
41:04It's the Kent corner.
41:06This is the Kent corner.
41:07What a bunch of Kents.
41:09It's like, it's basically Kent on tour in here.
41:12You're basically a surrogate Kent alumni at this point.
41:17Oh.
41:18Alumni?
41:18Yeah.
41:19Isn't it Illumi?
41:21No.
41:22It's alumni.
41:23Oh.
41:24There's an inning there.
41:25My pronunciation for words is wrong.
41:27I thought that pedestrian was Pedestarian, but for years.
41:32And I was starting my driving test.
41:34And he was like, oh, no, no, you can't go there.
41:36And I said, oh, yeah, no, no, because there's obviously Pedestarians there.
41:38And he was like, there's what?
41:41And I said Pedestarian.
41:42That's awful.
41:45I bet you, did you pass your driving test first time?
41:47First time, mate.
41:48Yeah, you flirted with the instructor.
41:50With the...
41:51I was only fucking 16.
41:52I wasn't as good as it bet.
41:53I don't know about that.
41:5417.
41:55Do you think?
41:55I feel like all girls pass because they just flirt with all of the examiners.
41:59I've actually got a brain up there, though.
42:02No, I know, but I feel like all the girls just...
42:03I'm very intelligent.
42:04...are able to pass straight away because they flirt.
42:06Boys are better drivers than girls.
42:08You're on your own on that one, Lorenzo.
42:10I'm saying nothing.
42:21It's time for...
42:24Major Bonanza!
42:27I love this.
42:28This is my favourite show, Beach Hut Bonanza.
42:30Bonanza?
42:31Bonanza?
42:31And this week, I asked the Islanders what weirds them out.
42:36Things that weird me out.
42:38Whales.
42:39Not, like, the country, but, like, the animal.
42:41And I find them very, like, daunting.
42:44You know, Velcro?
42:45The sound of Velcro, it just shocks my ears.
42:48And it, like, sends something into my brain and it just, like...
42:52Oh!
42:52Get that away from me!
42:53Do you know what I mean?
42:54Oh, you know what them pop socks?
42:56Get them out the door!
42:58They need to leave the building immediately.
43:01See, to be honest, I get it.
43:02I understand the concept of it, right?
43:04But, like, see when you can see them.
43:08Like, why are they...
43:10I thought they were meant to be hidden.
43:12This girl had...
43:12Oh!
43:14She had, like, earwax in her ear.
43:16I just looked next to her.
43:17I just saw the earwax looking back at me.
43:18It just...
43:20So, things that weird me out.
43:24Food edition.
43:25Yeah, something that makes me feel a bit queasy is beans.
43:28I'll look at them and flatten around their little orange sauce.
43:32If we're having breakfast together and you've got a plate full of beans,
43:35I'll, like...
43:35I'll slide the menu stand across so I can't see your plate.
43:39Jelly.
43:40Disgusting.
43:41Why is that even a thing?
43:42If you tried to feed me shepherd's pie, that freaks me out for some reason.
43:46Like, sloppy, slimy, disgusting.
43:49It's weird.
43:49I know.
43:50It's a free combination thing, so it's milk.
43:53I think people who can just drink a pint of milk, it's just a bit psychotic.
43:57Bananas.
43:58I did hate, for years and years and years, bananas.
44:01Like, I was actually terrified of them.
44:03And tuna, like...
44:04Oh, no, I don't like tuna in a cow.
44:07Oh, a man running?
44:09Hell no.
44:10Like, I can't be seeing a man run.
44:12Not that men shouldn't run.
44:14If you're an athlete, fair enough, like, sprinting about.
44:17But, like, a man jog for something to, like, pick something up.
44:21I think just walk.
44:22When people don't wear socks in their trainers,
44:25raw dog in the trainer, immediately, you know.
44:29I don't like to watch a man swim, either.
44:31I don't know why.
44:32I do not like when people do mirror selfies,
44:34but they stand, like, dead upright,
44:36don't even look like real people.
44:38Just a man doing laughs.
44:40I just, I think, pack it in.
44:42Like, that makes me feel really uncomfortable.
44:44And they're just...
44:49Come back next week for some more.
44:53Beeeee, Chug Miranda!
44:58Last night, we saw the dramatic dumping of Opie and Victoria.
45:02Victoria and Opie, you and your fellow islanders
45:05decided you have the weakest connection.
45:09Therefore, you have been dumped from the island.
45:11Please pack your bags and say goodbye.
45:14I don't know about you, but I think Opie's been getting a bad rap in the villa.
45:17I mean, sorry, doing a bad rap.
45:20Yeah.
45:21One, two, one, two, one, two.
45:23It's my final night in the Love Island villa.
45:28It's been real fun.
45:29Ha!
45:30It's been a killer.
45:32I'm feeling real sad.
45:34Gonna miss you boys.
45:36We'll do this for life,
45:38because we are born.
45:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:44Bowie!
45:45Bowie!
45:46Bowie!
45:47See you all next time.
45:49But not you two.
45:50Bye!
45:51Bye!
46:02Bye!
46:05Toby!
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