00:13finally from here in london under the heading is nobody safe anymore a royal ruckus has started
00:19over the man who had an audience with queen elizabeth uninvited and unannounced in the queen's
00:24bedroom in the middle of the night the man had cut himself on a broken window and left blood
00:29stains on the queen's bed yesterday's intruder was able to get through an elaborate system of
00:35electronic alarms as well as past palace guards and police the man was identified as 30 year old
00:41michael fagan a police investigation indicates that fagan climbed over a fence into the 51 acre
00:46palace grounds during the night he then reported he climbed a drain pipe and entered the royal
00:50quarters through a window and made his way to the queen's private bedroom on the first floor
00:55for 10 minutes he sat talking six feet away from the queen then he asked her for a cigarette
01:01according to his mother he spoke of a girlfriend called elizabeth living in sw1 the incident has
01:07shocked britain and resulted in a scotland yard investigation of royal security mrs thatcher made
01:13an urgent return to the house of commons today ahead of a statement from the home secretary the house
01:18will admire the calm way in which her majesty responded to what occurred the queen has carried
01:24on performing her duties seemingly unperturbed despite the unprecedented and severe level of
01:30threat that the intruder posed the incident left royal commentators asking two questions
01:37how on earth did he get in and what did they talk about
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03:00this is such a session
03:02government has a coherent political agenda for many years ahead to complete the transformation
03:08of Britain
03:09I'm saying the background where you come from doesn't matter because if you can prove yourself
03:15to be a value to the economy if you can contribute if you can increase your own prosperity for
03:22Oh, fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off.
03:28The successful people, the people who can show they are determined to get ahead.
03:47More travel and news after this.
03:52More travel and news after this.
04:09I would say I'm sorry if I thought that it would change my mind.
04:16But I know that this time I have said to what's been to our client.
04:21I try to laugh about it, covering all up with lies
04:27I try to laugh about it, hiding my tears in my eyes
04:32Cause boys, don't cry
04:40Boys, don't cry
04:42Earlier today, the sinking of the Argentine cruiser, the General Belgrano
04:46and the initial reports of the possible 1,000 casualties
04:50No one's a distinct wavering of the graph of the flash
04:54Next
04:57Me again
04:58Name
04:59Michael Fagor
05:00Any work in the past two weeks?
05:02Every fortnight I come in here and every fortnight you ask me the same question
05:07Any work in the past two weeks?
05:09I chaired the Olympic Committee
05:11Then I did a few days as Secretary General of the United Nations
05:18Next
05:44I'll just bring the whole van if not to
05:49Bill. Hello, mate. How are you doing?
05:52All right, you? Yeah. Not bad.
05:54Yeah, have you still got that, mate, the, er...
05:58What's it? The cash-in-hand fella?
06:00Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You can swear.
06:02Whatever you have, I will take.
06:10All right, then, Az, let's get on with this.
06:12As soon as you finish, as soon as we're in the pub.
06:15All right, mate.
06:16Twenty-eight babes. Twenty-eight babes.
06:19Twenty-eight babes.
06:21Twenty-eight babes.
06:23Come over my life.
07:04What are you doing?
07:08I told you never to come here.
07:10I need to talk to you about the flat.
07:12Not tonight, Michael.
07:14How are the kids?
07:16They're fine. Now go.
07:23Who's that twat?
07:24Don't be rude.
07:24Who is it?
07:25Someone who works for a living.
07:27And looks after your kids.
07:28Now go.
07:29He's a fucking twat.
07:30You're a fucking twat.
07:31Michael, I mean it.
07:32Don't start tonight.
07:32Do you want some?
07:33Maybe I do.
07:34Yeah? Maybe you're not worth it.
07:36Well, maybe you haven't got any balls.
07:38No, God.
07:39Shut up.
07:39Fucking balls.
07:41I got balls.
07:42Let me tell you something else.
07:43She, she knows all about my balls.
07:45Right, that's enough out of you, all right?
07:47Don't start, Michael.
07:49Fucking do it.
07:50Fucking do it.
07:51Fucking do it.
07:54Fucking do it.
07:55Fucking do it.
07:55Fucking do it.
07:56Fucking do it.
08:04Fucking do it.
08:05Fine, girls.
08:05Fine, girls.
08:06Fine, girls, Jane.
08:07Ashley was the tiene and bell for the toes.
08:10girl, you go to murder.
08:12Theį»„ sē“ as well
08:13Becky, Mitt pozi and fellow.
08:15That's enough.
08:18Joe, They do it.
08:22It's all.
08:24Happy weeks.
08:24Couldn't do it.
08:25All right, people do it.
08:27All right, people do it.
08:29Fucking dance.
08:31Viewers make the necessary.
08:31Food andienie.
08:32Two, two, two.
08:36I am very happy to say that after the recapture of South Georgia last week, our forces have now escalated
08:46operations.
08:47An RAF Vulcan and accompanying support plane have successfully carried out bombing raids near the capital.
08:55Any casualties?
08:55None. Enemy forces attempted to mount a counter-attack, but one Argentine Canberra and one Mirage were successfully shot down
09:05by our Harriers.
09:06I think we can confidently say the tide has turned and the recapture of the Falkland Islands is within reach.
09:20The Prime Minister came to see me today.
09:22I hope you rolled out the red carpet.
09:24Why would I do that?
09:24Everyone was against us going to the Falklands, but she believed we could pull it off, and now victory is
09:29within sight.
09:31Her victory.
09:32And she's finally doing what we've been waiting years for someone to do.
09:36Which is?
09:36Lead this country firmly and decisively after years of incompetence and mismanagement.
09:45She brought up the subject of palace security again, which infuriated me.
09:49Why?
09:50Do you want our walls to be built even higher, or the public to stand ten feet further back at
09:54engagements?
09:57I take great pleasure in meeting members of the public, and have learnt so much from them.
10:01You remember the lesson Lord Aldrin taught us.
10:05Twenty-five years ago, we were given the advice to be more transparent, accessible, to lower the drawbridge.
10:12It doesn't feel right to be pulling it up again.
10:22Nice.
10:24Gloves on.
10:25We've identified and prepared a few suitable members of the general public for you to meet.
10:30Mm-hmm.
10:30But no questions, no actual conversation.
10:33No, ma'am.
10:34Right, let's get this over with.
10:56Thank you for the issues here today.
11:26told that cleanliness was next to God's house.
11:29Megan.
11:30Name?
11:31Uh, bombed. James Bond.
11:33Any work in the past two weeks?
11:35International espionage agent.
11:37You know, intelligence work.
11:38Counterintelligence.
11:40Assassination.
11:44Twacked.
11:46I've got a question for you.
11:47Who's your boss?
11:48I want to make a complaint.
11:49If you feel you've been treated unfairly,
11:51please speak to your Member of Parliament,
11:52who can refer you to the Parliamentary Ombudsman.
11:56Oh.
12:00You know you're the fucking swat.
12:07While your process with the rest of the economy
12:09works its way through them,
12:11one of the consequences appears to be very high.
12:14Unemployment. Unemployment which is rising.
12:16Now, it's, can I put it this way,
12:19it's like a nurse looking after an ill patient.
12:22Which is the better nurse?
12:23The one who smothers the patient with sympathy.
12:27Never mind, dear.
12:28There, there.
12:28You just lie back.
12:30I'll bring you all your meals.
12:31I'll bring you papers.
12:33There, there.
12:33You just lie back.
12:34I'll look after you.
12:36Or the nurse who says,
12:37now, come on.
12:39I'll just shake out of it.
12:40I know you had an operation yesterday.
12:42It's time you put your feet to the ground
12:43and took a few steps.
12:44That's right, dear.
12:45That's right.
12:46Now get back and take a few more tomorrow.
12:49Which do you think is the better nurse?
12:51Well, I know which sounds like you, Mrs.
13:16How can I help?
13:18Mr. Fagan.
13:20I wanted to talk to someone about the system.
13:23Which system?
13:24This system, Britain.
13:27What is it about the system that bothers you?
13:30Um, it's unfair.
13:32And a disgrace.
13:34It says here you're currently unemployed.
13:36What do you do normally?
13:39I'm a painter decorator.
13:40But there's not a lot of work around recently.
13:42Perhaps because instead of investing in new homes
13:46which I could then paint and decorate,
13:49Devil Woman here is spending it all
13:50on a completely unnecessary war.
13:53Well, I have to tell you that I fully support the war.
13:56Do you know what it costs?
13:57I know precisely.
13:58The government has published the figures.
14:01Why would you spend over three billion pounds
14:05on a war against total strangers
14:07rather than looking after your own family?
14:10Because the invasion of the Falkland Islands
14:12was an illegal act by a foreign power
14:14because General Galtieri is a criminal and a fascist
14:18and because the Falkland Islanders
14:20are British subjects
14:22living on British sovereign territory.
14:24But thank you for your observations,
14:26which I will note.
14:28No, you won't.
14:29Yes, I will.
14:30No, you won't.
14:38Noted, Mr. Fagan.
14:40Do you really need to have a picture of her in here?
14:43It's like being in Turkey or Iraq.
14:45She's my boss.
14:46I'm your boss.
14:47I'm a constituent.
14:48Did you vote for me?
14:49You must be joking.
14:51Well, forgive me if I don't think of you as my boss.
14:54Margaret Thatcher is the leader of the Conservative Party
14:56to which I belong,
14:57and so I think of her as my boss.
15:00You fancier?
15:01What?
15:02I have dirty thoughts.
15:02I bet you do.
15:03I'm afraid that's all we have time for.
15:06I haven't finished.
15:08If you still wish to register your protest,
15:12I suggest you do so via the ballot box
15:13or peacefully in the street,
15:14as is your right in a civilised democracy.
15:17But if I want to talk to someone about her,
15:19who do I speak to?
15:20The leader of the opposition.
15:22He has the opportunity to put questions to her
15:25in the House of Commons twice a week.
15:26Failing that, the Queen.
15:28She has a private audience
15:30with the Prime Minister every Tuesday.
15:32Why don't you drop in at Buckingham Palace
15:33to ask her?
15:38Guard!
15:40By the left!
15:42Quick!
15:43March!
15:44L-I-O!
15:46L-I-O!
15:47L-I-O!
15:49L-I-O!
15:50L-I-O!
15:50L-I-O!
15:50L-I-O!
15:51L-I-O!
15:53L-I-O!
16:01Her Majesty the Queen here
16:03taking the royal salute,
16:04the key moment
16:05in this, the Queen's annual birthday parade.
16:15As members of the household division
16:17troop their colour,
16:18those watching at home,
16:19as well as some lucky members of the public
16:21invited to attend,
16:22come together as one nation
16:24in celebration of this joyous event.
16:27D-I-O!
16:28D-I-O!
16:28D-I-O!
16:29I don't need to trust that I am
16:31every minister and this government
16:32are definitely concerned.
16:34D-N-M-R-C-2
16:35for growth in industry and positive
16:36will create work for those with...
16:39Application for single payment
16:41to cover home improvements.
16:42Yep.
16:43Can you give me a little more information?
16:46OK, my wife has left me.
16:49All right.
16:50I went to see social services to mediate
16:53because I want my kids to spend time with me.
16:55All right.
16:57But they've seen the flat and said it needs improving.
17:01There's water damage.
17:02I want to fix it.
17:04You're not the primary tenant.
17:06My wife's the primary tenant, but she's left.
17:09I just explained.
17:12You'd have to be the primary tenant at that address
17:14before we could even consider paying for the damages.
17:16Have you tried talking to the council?
17:19No, they told me speak to you.
17:22Look, if this doesn't get sorted, I don't get to see my kids.
17:28You're going to have to take that out of the council.
17:46Go, go, go, go.
17:57Oh,
24:43We're right back.
27:11Chris, Chris.
27:15That's my daughter.
29:09We're right back.
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34:42Who are you?
35:12My name is Michael?
35:43What a thing?
35:46I just thought it would be right back.
36:08I'll be right back.
36:20I'll be right back.
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