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00:06Let me worry about nails.
00:08The only thing on your mind should be Nobel.
00:11General, Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
00:16Unless you can figure out the formula.
00:17We are dead.
00:18I'm tiny, and I know it's a shock.
00:20Dad did this.
00:21It was an accident.
00:22Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled on Purpose.
00:25Your publisher better have deep pockets.
00:28You are good people.
00:30I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
00:33I flunked out of school.
00:34I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow, make a case or whatever.
00:38Dad.
00:38What did she tell you?
00:39A lot.
00:40You know I love you, kiddo.
00:41Yeah, I know.
00:42She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
00:44Now you're being dramatic.
00:45Now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
00:46Every dad disappoints eventually.
00:48It's finally your turn.
00:50What the fuck are you...
00:54You're dead.
00:55I am very much a lie.
00:56I never meant to hurt you.
00:57Yes, you did.
00:58Call it even, even Steven.
01:00You know she's coming for you.
01:02Oh, I do.
01:03And I can't fucking wait.
01:23Oh, God damn.
01:26Oh, Uncle Sam can get behind that, huh?
01:29My Pentagon pals are going to love this tiny shit.
01:32He's so cute.
01:33Yes, what's even cuter?
01:35Shipped across the world for the price of a first-class stamp and then restored to regular
01:39size on the battlefield from bang to boom.
01:43Oh, and with your connections, bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
01:59General, this changes.
02:30I'm coming.
02:31I'm coming for you.
02:35You crossed the line.
02:38You made me tiny and tried to flush me down the toilet.
02:45You wanted to drown me.
02:49It's my turn now.
02:52Death is too easy.
02:55But I can't make you suffer.
02:57Your swimming pool?
02:59Moat?
03:01This cannot stop me.
03:03I may be small forever, but I've never been more powerful.
03:11Hey, what the...
03:20I must destroy your greatest prize.
03:24I must break you, Drago Rocky IV.
03:34Laugh it up.
03:37Laugh it up.
03:39Laugh it up.
03:42Let's reset.
03:44I'll be right back.
04:00I'll be right back at the end.
04:02I'll be right back.
04:16well well well am i to assume you're blocking my path to protect less i'm protecting science
04:24you're protecting the man who tried to kill you drawn to wrath by you it was a kiss
04:30a naked kiss fine a naked kiss now move
04:38richie please don't make me hurt you hurt me you destroyed me richie
04:51i am sorry truly sincerely sorry
05:01you're a good man a really good man now please move
05:09i implore you to think about what you're doing
05:13hilton let's move the demonstration to this morning this this is that's his last chance to fix the
05:19formula and so we just we both need him to succeed so regardless of what's happened just think about
05:26your future and mine
05:34your generosity of spirit will be instrumental in our restoration and a scientific discovery
05:39for the ages one worthy of the recognition of the highest order the nobel
05:51richie richie richie richie
05:56you almost had me convinced get the fuck out of my way
06:02i would rather die a six inch death than see less little john win a fucking nobel
06:13you're gone you're gone into the heart of darkness
06:21the curve follow the curve the curve to infinity
06:32you do reset you do rest i'm so close what's the map what is it you don't see
06:53what don't you see
07:07mommy
07:08mommy
08:04Yes, wake up.
08:20Oh, where the fuck are you?
08:23You evil tiny bitch.
08:26Fuck.
08:27You made a fucking canoe.
08:31I'm bigger than you.
08:33I will crush you.
08:35I will win.
08:41Oh, come on.
08:45Oh, come on.
08:48Oh, come on.
08:51Help, man.
08:53Lindy.
08:56Lindy.
08:58If you're hurt, answer me.
09:00We can call a timeout.
09:04I don't know what to do.
09:06I don't know what to do.
09:07Fuck.
09:09I'm coming, Lindy.
09:11I'm coming.
09:12I'm coming.
09:13And I'm trusting.
09:16This is the timeout, Lindy.
09:18We're three, right?
09:21I'm here now.
09:29My pathetic hero.
09:31I called a timeout.
09:33I didn't agree.
09:35You're a poor sport and a monster.
09:37You deserved it.
09:39You're a sore loser.
09:40You preyed upon the last shred of my compassion.
09:43Good.
09:44Now we're even.
09:45Time in.
09:46So there was a timeout.
09:48In your mind, I'm dumbing down to play along.
09:51Oh, you don't need to dumb down.
09:53You've been dining on a dumb luck for the last 20 fucking years.
09:56Dumb luck.
09:57That's what jealous, resentful people call talent.
10:01Talent is the battle cry among housewives over midday chardonnay.
10:06I teach.
10:07Yeah, those who can't do.
10:10What's the saying?
10:10You want to see a woman's future?
10:11Look at a mother?
10:12Well, you are your mother.
10:13That's not even the saying, idiot.
10:16I'm no idiot.
10:17I'm a literal genius.
10:19Who's out of ideas?
10:20A science has been who will be so close for the rest of his life.
10:26At least I started something and finished it and won.
10:29That Nobel you want to fuck so bad, I will kill us both before letting you win it.
10:36Start and finish.
10:38I win again.
10:40Well, you know there's just one thing I'd love to finish?
10:43You.
10:44Ow!
10:46You!
10:49Ow!
10:53All right, I'm ready!
10:58Ow!
10:59Ow!
11:00Ow!
11:00Ow!
11:01Ow!
11:01Ow!
11:01Ow!
11:02Ow!
11:02Ow!
11:02Ow!
11:02Ow!
11:04What?!
11:04What happened to you?
11:07Your eye?
11:08Ew.
11:09Nothing.
11:10Why are you here?
11:11You're late.
11:12What time's it?
11:13Presentation time.
11:14You're not answering your phone.
11:15Hey!
11:16Hey, down here!
11:18Hey!
11:18Wait a second.
11:19He made me tiny!
11:20Down here!
11:21Hey!
11:22Just a minute.
11:23Fuck me.
11:25Ow!
11:28Five minutes.
11:29I'll be right behind you.
11:29Three minutes.
11:52I'll be right behind you.
11:59uh how did it go with the review board it hasn't happened yet um
12:06i'm thinking about bailing oh yeah i get that instinct
12:12what would you do uh okay uh let me think um well i know you're excited i called
12:21don't make it a thing i will hang up got it i would want to bail too but
12:29older tiny me might come to regret that like regret what it's self-destructive
12:39and they control the narrative
12:47lulu that's
12:50pretty good parenting what the fuck
12:56i might know a thing or two about a thing or two there she is i can only be me
13:02hey so you know um i was thinking you get to hold this my husband trunk me shit over dad
13:09for like
13:10forever like you could be tiny for forever which that's kind of cool but
13:19is it cool forever you know i'm just saying you know forever leverage yeah i'm not thrilled with
13:26the idea of forever uh but i currently don't have a choice so i am making peace with it
13:32are you stamping your tiny foot right now if a tiny person stamps their foot does it make a sound
13:38once again funny just thoughts okay i think i know what i'm gonna do but i want it to be
13:47a cliffhanger
13:49bye tiny mom
14:13so you're gonna hate me but then you're gonna love me i need a third option sid called
14:18oh ultimatum lindy's second book or your imprint is dead like her patience lindy doesn't have a
14:25second book or does she no she does not hell yes she does ultimatum jackie finished her novel
14:33untitled on purpose that was quick well she's prolific and driven and willing but i have a strict moral
14:39code huh so let's wheel and deal you get the book slap lindy's name on it save your imprint or
14:48my dad he doesn't know anything about this yet yeah so i did a little research and it's true
14:55jackie finished her novel and um your cowboy has a daughter and it's hell this is the hate part but
15:03like let's just focus on the love part which is what exactly whatever you choose
15:11it's an ethics test your imprint or my dad lies or love
15:28me
15:30i choose me which means i choose him whatever his name may be love the me choice hate the rhyme
15:37is this gonna be a problem first thing you've said that i respected
15:44philip that seems philip goes by flip flip i flipped for flip oh god that's a good thing right very
15:57how does one solve the problem of feeding the world only less little john knows now what if we
16:06could take say an ear of corn and shrink it to a fraction where is this jackass i can assure
16:14you
16:15you'll be here a hundred a thousand ears of corn
16:28i know i'm late i know i just i just need a minute
16:35i fell down oh really mount kilimanjaro yes practically yes
16:42hilton is going to sell the tech to the military bang to boom i said
16:48after we solve we're hungry instead of tiny soldiers tiny missiles big surprise but i am so
16:57close i really i know i believe you now hilton owns the tech he's gonna do with it whatever he
17:04wants
17:04anyway but we can't be party to that so walk no run you run away i i don't think i
17:17can give them what
17:18they want you out the tech and government hands but not the restoration okay what about my nobel what
17:25if i'm what if i'm what if i'm out of ideas um it's time
17:33less you have the fate of the planet in your hands me don't fuck it up
17:48i see you looking at me judging me like smug dicks but you will never judge me as harsh as
18:01i judge
18:01myself i've realized that i've been trying to live up to others expectations of me
18:08i don't know what i want from myself and i thought that was a problem but it's not
18:18it's just the process and i can figure that out here or somewhere else
18:31honestly i'm okay either way
18:48any chance you might be swinging by the airport tonight
19:10he looks fucking nuts yes quite science is not magic no there is no ta-da there is not
19:23it is work hard work evidently it's frustration it's passion it's misery and joy and it's fear
19:38you can spend years lost wandering among the trees wishing hoping maybe even praying which
19:45goes against all established scientific understanding that maybe one day you will finally
19:51see see the forest well
19:55today's that day
20:00let's finish what we started
20:10here are my final thoughts
20:15h hat equals h bar omega times a dagger a plus one half
20:24plus plus plus p hat squared over two m plus two over m omega squared uh x squared which
20:40which
21:00It's upside-down.
21:06It's inverted.
21:10Janet?
21:11Invert.
21:13M omega squared, X squared, over two.
21:18Bob's invert.
21:20Invert!
21:24Inverted.
21:25M omega squared, X squared, over two.
21:32Carl, implement.
21:34Wait a minute.
22:04Let's make history.
22:39Gentle people, three minutes until the curve reaches limitless stabilization.
22:45Translation, ta-da.
22:57Okay.
22:59Fuck, I fucking hate tape measures.
23:05Okay.
23:07It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
23:32I did it.
23:35I did it.
23:37I did it.
23:39I did it!
23:41I did it!
23:41Yes!
23:42We made history!
23:44Limitless stabilization!
23:46Yes!
23:47Translation?
23:48Hilton, the corn, not-
23:50Let me!
23:50Let me!
23:51Let me!
24:02Delicious.
24:04Sweet and crisp.
24:07Mwah!
24:08You did it.
24:09Who knew?
24:11No.
24:12Oh, my God.
24:17Oh, my God.
24:19Oh, my God.
24:20You okay?
24:21Ow!
24:21Les!
24:23Whoa!
24:24Whoa, whoa, whoa!
24:25Give us a clip!
24:26Are you okay?
24:28Give us a clip!
24:29Give us a clip!
24:30Ta-da!
24:34I got you!
24:36Finally, I got you.
24:38Fuck yeah, you did.
24:40Awesome, Wes.
24:44Oppenheimer's got nothing on you, huh?
24:53Thank you, man.
24:55Let's talk numbers.
24:56What the fuck?
24:57Let's talk numbers.
24:59Yeah.
25:10Oh, no, you didn't.
25:15Okay.
25:17Fuck, I fucking hate tape measures.
25:20It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
25:25All right, Mills, you want to know more about Les' secret project?
25:30Here I am, okay?
25:34Les.
25:36Is it the corn?
25:38Are you sick?
25:39No, it's not the corn.
25:39Somebody emailed something.
25:40Something not good to a journalist.
25:43And something is going to destroy me.
25:45Just when I'm...
25:46Nils.
25:46Is that the journalist?
25:48Yes.
25:48How did you know?
25:49You mentioned him before.
25:51Yes.
25:51Well, imagine what he could do if he had something on me.
25:53Something big, uh, small, but very big.
25:55What do I do?
25:57You sit.
26:00Relax.
26:03Today is your day.
26:06No.
26:08It's our day.
26:10We did it.
26:12Partners.
26:15Don't worry about Nils.
26:17Vivian's taken care of it.
26:19Nils has retired permanently.
26:23Nils is not a problem.
26:27He's not?
26:28Who sent you the email?
26:30Tell Vivian.
26:32Who is your problem?
26:34Are you going third person?
26:36I find it effective in situations such as this.
26:38Now, tell Vivian.
26:44Fine.
26:46Doesn't matter who.
26:49Sometimes, when someone threatens the most important thing in the world to you,
26:55you have no choice but to eliminate them.
27:00Because the someone who would do something like that is never going to stop.
27:07You are going to have to stop them.
27:12Does that scare you?
27:14No.
27:15Yes.
27:16No.
27:17A little.
27:17I'm not suggesting you physically murder someone.
27:20Did you think that?
27:21No.
27:23Yes.
27:24No.
27:24A little.
27:25No.
27:25I'm only suggesting...
27:26Get creative.
27:29Why, yes.
27:30Get creative.
27:32And then, leave the rest to fate.
27:37Fate makes its own choices.
27:42Fate.
27:45Yes, that is creative.
27:49Come on, Nils.
27:51Woo!
27:59Write me back.
28:01Write me back, Nils.
28:02Jesus.
28:05Come on, Nils.
28:10Lindy.
28:13Lindy, I have a surprise for you.
28:17I'm unarmed.
28:18There's no tricks up these sleeves.
28:20I come bringing tidings of great joy.
28:24I solved the restoration formula.
28:26I can make you big again.
28:29If that's something you're interested in.
28:39Going to celebrate?
28:43I've decided.
28:45We're keeping him.
28:46Yeah.
28:48He won't play ball.
28:49You don't know that.
28:50I do, actually.
28:52It's kind of my thing.
28:54Just fire him.
28:55I can get him to play.
28:57Les's brain is a valuable asset to us.
29:00More valuable than mine?
29:02Or yours?
29:03You're making me choose.
29:05You're making me choose.
29:06Well, then we should both choose wisely.
29:17What?
29:17I'm not even blocking you.
29:19Just go around.
29:21All right.
29:27You better not be fucking with me.
29:30Oh, no.
29:31It's true.
29:32I did it.
29:32I remain a literal genius.
29:34Look.
29:36I miniaturized and restored Mr. Magoo.
29:40How's that proof I never saw him tiny?
29:42I hate that cat.
29:44Well, that's funny.
29:45He told me he hates you, too.
29:48What's that, Magoo?
29:49Huh?
29:50Huh?
29:52You're hungry?
29:54Poor thing.
29:55He's been through a lot.
29:57What am I saying?
29:58You know.
29:59Sort of.
30:00Well, got to feed him.
30:03Be inhumane not to, right?
30:04Like, you know, Dr. Carmichael said that I can't force change on you.
30:11So I'm having second thoughts about making you big.
30:15I think I've learned that I have to accept you for who you are, the way you are.
30:22And that you're never going to stop.
30:25I got to eat myself.
30:26Worked up quite the appetite.
30:28I think I deserve a good meal.
30:29Well, and so I bid you farewell, and I wish you the best of luck.
30:40I'll leave it up to fate.
30:56Good kitty.
30:58Easy, Magoo.
31:00Easy.
31:02Easy.
31:04Stop.
31:13Magoo, stop.
31:14Dad, Dad.
31:16Stop.
31:17Oh, child.
31:21So be honest.
31:22When I took a bite of the sweet corn, did you think I was going to explode?
31:25Did you?
31:26You didn't?
31:26Did I?
31:27I don't know.
31:27I mean, I mean, not really.
31:29But, you know, I was thinking, trust the map.
31:32Trust the map.
31:33That's what I...
31:33Oh, did you see Hilton?
31:34Did you see his face?
31:35Was he scared?
31:35I didn't see...
31:36Let's not focus on Hilton.
31:37Yeah, fuck that guy.
31:38Let's focus on me instead.
31:39Let's focus on us.
31:42Yeah, I'm the fucking golden boy.
31:43Cheers to me.
31:44Cheers to us.
31:46And everything we want to accomplish together.
31:51You know, I can't believe it.
31:52I mean, I can't believe it, but I can't believe it.
31:53Because, you know, I did make fucking history.
31:55If only Lindy could see me now, right?
31:59Lindy?
31:59Yeah.
31:59You know, I saw her in my science thoughts at the podium.
32:03That cocktail napkin when she turned it right side up.
32:06Bang!
32:07That was it.
32:07I got it.
32:08Invert.
32:09Lindy.
32:11Helped you.
32:13With science.
32:14Yeah, I guess.
32:16You know, cheers to me.
32:18Again.
32:20You're not really eating.
32:21I feel ill.
32:22Yeah, so do I a little bit.
32:23In my stomach.
32:24I think it's excitement.
32:26Les, we shared.
32:30We got personal.
32:31We have secrets.
32:36I thought we were partners.
32:38A scientist standing in front of another scientist.
32:41Yeah, of course.
32:43You helped.
32:44Helped?
32:45Yeah.
32:46Like Lindy helped.
32:49You both helped.
32:50But I plan on thanking you in my acceptance speech when I win the Nobel and not Lindy.
32:57And then everyone will know that you contributed and not Lindy.
33:01And that's very important to me.
33:03Not Lindy is more important to you than us.
33:10I'm not really following.
33:11Exactly.
33:20I think you should collect your things.
33:22From what?
33:23From here?
33:24From the office.
33:25Oh, yes.
33:25Good idea.
33:26Yeah.
33:26We need more space.
33:27We do.
33:28In a way.
33:30Excuse me a moment.
33:33Can I order you anything else?
33:36I'm done.
33:46I'm done.
33:51Is that...
33:52Is she leaving?
34:15I know you can see me.
34:17Open the fucking door.
34:20My ID's not working.
34:26Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:28You didn't let me in?
34:30Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:35Is this about a cat?
34:37I want my tiny cat back.
34:41I restored him.
34:42I took him home.
34:43It's fucking Lindy's cat.
34:45I hate that cat.
34:47I don't know who you are.
34:52I love me.
34:52Oh, she's gonna let me in.
34:56Oh, fuck this.
35:04I think you can lock me out, motherfucker.
35:19Oh
35:26What was the plan here my ID didn't work
35:34And you were gonna drive through the lobby
35:38Yeah
35:42You didn't listen
35:43I tried
35:45I was passionate about it
35:48I cursed
35:49I warned you about these people
35:53You did
35:54You dummy
35:55Now it's over
35:58Hilton has everything
36:03We have
36:06Nothing
36:07Well I
36:09I couldn't help it
36:11It's my life's work
36:12I had to do it
36:14Les
36:16The Nobel was never on the table
36:19They were always going to steal your tack
36:22Martin
36:24Without the Nobel
36:26I'm not worthy
36:31Worthy of what?
36:35Oh
36:39Her
36:40Lindy
36:46I needed Lindy
36:47I needed Lindy to be proud of me
36:53Lindy's the only person who's ever really gotten me
36:56Seen me
37:00Lindy
37:03Can't get her out of my head
37:05She's everywhere
37:12Oh god
37:14Oh fuck
37:15Oh fuck
37:17Oh fuck
37:18What?
37:18I can't keep up
37:20Can you get back in there?
37:21What did I just say?
37:23I have to get the formula
37:24Oh fuck
37:24Fuck
37:25I can't go home without it
37:26I need a ride
37:27No you're going to have to take an Uber
37:28Because I got Dana
37:29No you're going to fucking drive me home
37:31Fucking now
37:32This is life or death Martin
37:33For real this time
37:34For really really real
37:35Magoo could eat her
37:36The cat
37:38Yeah
37:38I'll explain
37:38What do you mean
37:39I'll explain to you and Dana later
37:40You're going to drive me
37:41Come on
37:42Why?
37:42What are you
38:07What are you
38:13The fat lady has a son, man.
38:15I appreciate your...
38:16You're alive. You're alive.
38:18You're the wrong one, but I'm trying to reconcile less the husband and less the scientist.
38:22What drives a man to such generosity and compassion towards science
38:25and yet such selfish helplessness towards his wife?
38:29I just...
38:30Tell me, why?
38:31I'm asking again, why less?
38:34Richie.
38:35What? No, no, no.
38:36This is not the time, please.
38:37Why marry a man?
38:40Richie!
39:09Why'd you've turned blue?
39:10When I see you
39:13The thousand eyes
39:15Turning blue
39:16Cause it's Gone Daddy Gone
39:18Love is gone
39:19Gone Daddy Gone
39:21It's gone Dé Extension
39:25Beautiful girl, lovely dress
39:28Zipping smiles, oh yes
39:31Beautiful girl, lovely dress
39:34Where she is now, I can only guess
39:37Cause it's gone, daddy gone
39:40It's gone, daddy gone
39:43It's gone, daddy gone
39:45It's gone, daddy gone
39:48It's gone away, gone away
39:54Gone away, gone away
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