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00:23Esta es una historia de amor.
00:52Esta es una historia de amor.
00:54Esta es una historia de amor.
01:29Esta es una historia de amor.
01:45Esta es una historia de amor.
02:15Esta es una historia de amor.
02:48Ok, great.
03:57Gracias.
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12:29There is a story.
12:31There is a story.
12:32There's a story in the Yorker with my name on it.
12:34And I need you to call me back.
12:35This is an emergency.
12:36For serious this time, call me back.
12:39Fuck.
12:41Fuck!
12:42Fuck!
12:51Fuck!
12:52Fuck!
12:53Why?
12:53Because I want to raise my voice.
12:56Jesus jumping crackers!
12:58Why?
12:59Would you invite Hilton to your charity event at your home tonight?
13:04Because he wants to know who I am.
13:05But Lindy will be there.
13:06And?
13:07I'm sorry
13:08Am I the only one that remembers last year
13:10The silent auction, the pool incident
13:13And you're still serving alcohol this year, right?
13:15Count me out
13:16I'm sorry, I cannot watch
13:20I don't think
13:22That my heart or my stomach
13:24Can tolerate another interaction with him
13:26But we are broke
13:28And he is all we have
13:30There are no more
13:33Interested investors less
13:34With Hilton's kind of cash
13:36You know what?
13:37Lindy and I are fine now
13:38We're good, even
13:40And we're renewing our vows
13:41New year, new us
13:43Yes, you said that last year
13:44This year it's gonna stick
13:45You sleeping in the same bed?
13:47Yes
13:48Just sleeping?
13:49Sleeping plus
13:50Big plus?
13:52Small plus
13:53It'd feel so much better if it was big
13:55We're on the road to big, I promise you
13:57Um, okay
14:00Lindy, it's me
14:00It's me calling you
14:02I'm not panicking, but just call me back
14:04Before the party, okay?
14:05It's not an emergency, but it's an emergency
14:08Whoa, whoa, whoa
14:08So sorry, sorry
14:09Um, my, uh, my polyp is gone
14:12Yeah
14:12But there's a hole in my heart now
14:14Sounds like a case for the Bard's Guard
14:16So I'll be unable to attend your party this evening
14:19Our loss
14:19Good luck, Richard
14:45You're not Jackie?
14:46I'm Hill
14:47Don't make me raise it
14:48Through?
14:50I'm Professor Little John
14:51Jackie's professor
14:52Did she leave for break already?
14:53Have I missed her?
14:54I hope not, because I'm her fucking ride
14:56Jackie!
14:58Professor Little John
14:59Yeah, Lindy
15:00You should call me Lindy
15:01Oh, uh, Hill, uh
15:03Professor Little John is the reason that I'm here
15:06Oh, you wrote that book she loves
15:08I didn't read it
15:10No offense
15:11None taken
15:11Jackie, I'm so glad I caught you
15:13Can we talk?
15:15Yeah
15:15Just real quick
15:17Oh, you mean without me?
15:18I do
15:19Oh
15:19Is it okay?
15:20Oh, yeah
15:20Is it rude?
15:21No offense
15:22But sure, okay
15:23Let's just have it
15:25Okay
15:26Um
15:28Have I done something wrong, Professor Little John?
15:31Oh, no, no
15:32Gosh, no
15:32No, I have
15:33I have
15:36I, um
15:38I need to tell you something
15:39Uh
15:43I loved your short story
15:47Untitled on purpose
15:48Yeah, that's the one
15:49Yeah, I loved it
15:50It was brilliant
15:51Uh, the prose was incisive
15:54Oh, just the voice
15:55Fresh
15:55Distinguished
15:57Rare
15:57One that deserves the attention
16:00Of the New York literati
16:02I mean
16:05That, that means the world to me
16:07Professor Little John
16:08It's almost, it's almost Christmas
16:09And you're at my door
16:10Complimenting my work
16:11I, oh my gosh
16:12I couldn't ask for a better gift
16:13Okay, listen to me
16:13Listen to me
16:14Yes
16:15You need to turn it into a novel
16:17Right now
16:19Now
16:21Really?
16:22Really now
16:22Mm-hmm
16:23Um
16:25I guess I could get started over the break
16:27No, you need to take next semester off
16:28And just write
16:30The whole semester
16:32The whole semester
16:33You just want to isolate
16:34And write
16:36While it's fresh
16:37While it's here
16:37While Untitled on Purpose
16:39Is coursing through you
16:41Right?
16:42Yes, I feel it
16:42Okay, so you need to isolate and write
16:44Uh, no distractions
16:45No internet
16:46No novels
16:47No magazines
16:48No, uh
16:49Nothing
16:50No
16:50Right?
16:50Nothing
16:51And just all winter long
16:53A very, a room of one's own
16:54Right
16:54Wolf it
16:55Right, wolf it
16:56Could you do that?
16:57Yes, well
16:58Well, how's that?
16:59My uncle Flip
17:00He has a cabin
17:01Back in Montana
17:02That's super isolated
17:03Ah
17:04Walden Pond
17:05Isolated
17:05That's perfect
17:06Right?
17:06Yes
17:07Jackie
17:07Yeah
17:09This has the potential to be
17:11Your
17:11My rainbow starts with black
17:14No
17:15Professor Little John
17:17It, it couldn't
17:18Jackie
17:18I
17:19I should know
17:20My goal
17:21In life
17:23Is to just write
17:23One
17:25One great novel
17:26Like you
17:27That's okay
17:28So we're agreed
17:30You're gonna isolate and write
17:31Yes
17:32All semester
17:32All semester
17:33You're going to Montana
17:35Yes
17:35Remember, no magazines
17:36Right?
17:37None
17:37You know what I need?
17:38Uh-uh
17:38Just turn off the internet
17:40Okay?
17:41I will unplug completely
17:43Yes
17:44Okay, hey
17:45Merry Christmas
17:45Merry Christmas
17:47To you too
17:52Okay
17:53Okay
17:53I'll put some of that
17:56Right here
18:00Oh
18:13Terry!
18:15Oh
18:15Thank Christ!
18:16Okay, listen
18:33I didn't write the story, it's my students' work
18:38My ex-emotional lover
18:40Long story
18:42Found the fucking story in my bag and thought it was mine
18:45And why would I correct him, you know?
18:48He sent it in
18:50Without my knowledge on my behalf
18:52Because he, long story, adored me
18:55And thought I was capable of writing something great again
18:58I'm taking a sabbatical from Wash U
19:00I'm headed to the Grey House
19:01Les and I are going to renew our vows
19:03Long story, you're invited
19:06I know you hate him
19:07I did too, but he has a good dad
19:10And I'm committed to committing to my marriage
19:13So, I cannot handle this shitstorm right now
19:18Which is sure, by the way, to tarnish your reputation as well
19:21So if you want to keep that classic fix
19:24Then can you please, please
19:27Fix this fucking mess so I can focus on my vows and my marriage like I promised
19:32I hate you
19:34I know
19:35I hate me too
19:37Thank you
19:38You're not allowed to thank me
19:45Oliver
20:16¿Y quién?
20:18Necesario, y es un gran investor.
20:20You know, I thought the cover was on the pool last year, right?
20:23You know that.
20:24Great!
20:24You already picked up the first frame to meet it, dude.
20:26Yep.
20:27It's locked.
20:28I know.
20:30Is this another party protest?
20:31No.
20:32Hilton is here in five!
20:33Starla?
20:34Your dress is upstairs. I need you inside.
20:35Wait, what dress?
20:37Les had me assess your wardrobe situation,
20:39and we both agreed that the only option was to outsource an upgrade.
20:43Insulting?
20:44And what if I hate it?
20:45Your futures are on the line.
20:48He said to me, quote,
20:50no new year knew us without new money, unquote.
20:53So please, just move.
20:55Get out of the car.
20:57Now!
20:59Goodbye, Starla.
21:00I will have the valet physically remove you.
21:05I need a minute!
21:07One minute!
21:11We need a Hulk out front.
21:13Stat.
21:17Two more dia.
21:18Two more room and a half.
21:22One more room.
21:23The принter is dressing room in front.
21:27One, two, three.
21:28Three, four.
21:28Two, and a half.
21:29Two, and a half.
21:29One, nine, ten, ten!
21:29Two, and a half.
21:29Four, and a half.
21:29Three, and a half.
21:32Four, and a half.
21:35Four, and a half.
22:11Gracias por ver el video.
22:14Vodka dry.
22:20Oh, thank you.
22:33Big Red has landed.
22:35Where's Lindy?
22:37I need eyes on Lady Tomato.
22:39Helton?
22:39Give me a 20 on Deep Pockets.
22:42Double negative.
22:43Big Red is not happy.
22:45I know amazing style when I see it.
22:49This is a facade.
22:50Oh, well, the facade is working.
22:54I'm teetering on the precipice of being outed as a fraud, which I probably deserve.
23:01I'm supposed to be the supportive wife, but my career going up in flames is banging around my brain.
23:09It's all I can hear.
23:11What does your husband think about that?
23:13Oh, he has no clue.
23:15He's a fraud, too.
23:17Is that so?
23:19Welcome, everyone.
23:24Every year I say I'm going to keep it short and that this night is not about me.
23:28It's about the children.
23:30And tonight I'm going to keep it short and that this night is not about me.
23:33But, you know, let's be honest.
23:35It has to be about me first because you're all here to bid on my stuff.
23:40Well, he's just playing the role of a charitable philanthropist.
23:46But all he really cares about is his life's work.
23:50First, himself second, our daughter third, and me last, which I probably deserve.
23:55Well, just curious.
23:57What do you think about his life's work?
24:00And a very personal little ditty about Jack and Diane, my John Cougar Mellencamp Velcro wallet with my high school
24:09ID still inside.
24:11Huh?
24:11Where else are you going to get one of those?
24:13I can't tell you that.
24:17It's so top secret.
24:18I actually have no idea what it is.
24:20Hold on a second.
24:21My top elf is really trying to tell me something.
24:25Lady Tomato on the brand with Deepak is two drinks and third on deck.
24:28You're fucking joking, aren't you?
24:29You're fucking fired.
24:31I'll turn to my headset.
24:34But I can tell you, he's brilliant.
24:40Don't tell him I said that.
24:42Yeah.
24:43I mean, I'm already last.
24:44You know, what's after last?
24:48Not much.
24:49So, yeah, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
24:53And hopefully that covers it all.
24:56Okay.
24:59Last five minutes.
25:00No, two, one, later, maybe.
25:02Done.
25:02Oh, everybody was up.
25:04Wendy, stop, stop, stop.
25:05No, no, I'm just explaining to this gentleman why there's no outdoor access this holiday season.
25:10So, as a joke, last year, I put into the silent auction.
25:13As a joke, watch Almighty Les walk on water.
25:18I thought the cover was on the pool.
25:19Oh, I'm so sorry.
25:22You get it.
25:22Hilton, I'm so sorry.
25:24I just want to say I'm so sorry.
25:25Well, I pay right now to see that.
25:27Awesome, Les.
25:29If you can walk on water, you got my money.
25:32Are you being serious?
25:34No.
25:34No.
25:35No.
25:35Oh, great.
25:36So, I can still get the money?
25:38After the conversation with your wife, I don't know.
25:44Hi, Hilton, I didn't know that.
25:45Okay, Lindy, why don't you just not say anything and maybe go and get us a lot of drinks?
25:51Okay, so, Hilton, I don't know what she said.
25:53Well, she said that you put work first, family third, and her dead last.
25:58That's out of context.
26:00What kind of man are you?
26:01I know.
26:01I just, I can explain.
26:03I can explain.
26:04Oh, my God.
26:07You never explain anything.
26:09I got you.
26:10Again.
26:12Again.
26:13You suck at it.
26:14I do, I do, I do.
26:15So, just to be clear, Lindy didn't tank the deal.
26:17She closed it.
26:18Now, she's awesome.
26:21Workaholics, they changed the world.
26:23I'm a workaholic.
26:24I should know.
26:25Thank you.
26:26Thank you so much.
26:27Thank you so much.
26:28I want to go to work right away.
26:29Like, fuck the holidays.
26:30Yeah, put it on my Christmas card every year.
26:33Yeah, you really see me.
26:34We both do.
26:35Oh, it's you again.
26:36Hilton's chief scientist.
26:38Oh, the brains.
26:39And the boots.
26:40The boots.
26:41The boots on the ground.
26:42What do the boots do?
26:43The boots ensure that my guts are never wrong.
26:47The boots are part of the deal.
26:49I'm all in.
26:51Are you?
26:51Awesome.
26:52Bless.
26:59Fine.
27:00Just, just tell me.
27:01I'm melting down.
27:03Because I fucked the deal.
27:04No, I closed the deal.
27:06I closed the deal.
27:07Fantastic.
27:08No.
27:08What do you mean, no?
27:09That's so great.
27:11Oh, my God.
27:11I was so worried.
27:13No, no.
27:13I am saddled with one of Hilton's network of bio spies.
27:17His chief scientist is going to come in, and she's going to take credit for my work.
27:21And all of this will have been for nothing.
27:23I will be nothing.
27:25My legacy will be nothing.
27:26I shall go to the grave without a Nobel.
27:29You know, this was my last chance at greatness.
27:33God.
27:34Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, come on, you remember Joan Ryan, huh?
27:45Yeah, my nemesis at MIT.
27:47That's right.
27:48You were convinced that the PhD board was going to pick her over you, and you were going to
27:54be relegated to just a footnote in the science community or some other science bad thing,
27:59right?
27:59But what actually happened, Les?
28:03They chose me.
28:05They chose you.
28:07And where's Joan Ryan?
28:09Teaching at Berkeley.
28:12And where are you?
28:14In St. Louis.
28:16But why?
28:16Oh, uh, to give the finger to those ungrateful pricks at Monsanto and to build the Menlo Park
28:23of the Midwest.
28:24And how?
28:25How?
28:26Because I am, I am a partner in my own company creating the bio-agrotech that will change
28:30the world.
28:31That's right.
28:31Yeah.
28:32You're going to change the world.
28:35And you are.
28:37I've always believed that.
28:39Even when you hated me?
28:41Oh.
28:43Especially when I hated you.
28:46So what do I do?
28:48You do what you always do.
28:50You get back in the workshop and you figure it out.
28:55That's what Les Littlejohn does.
28:58Yeah.
28:58Right?
28:59Yeah.
29:00Right.
29:01Okay.
29:02Okay.
29:05That's it.
29:06That's it.
29:07Thank you, Lydia.
29:08Thank you for being so understanding.
29:11Oh, God.
29:14So now I've got to get back in the workshop and let's move our renewing our vows to next
29:19year.
29:19That's a fantastic idea.
29:21Les, no, I didn't.
29:21What?
29:22Huh?
29:22That's what you said, right?
29:24Huh?
29:26Did I?
29:27Yeah.
29:27Gary and Meg.
29:28Oh, Gary and Meg would much prefer to go to Cabo.
29:31Let's send them something.
29:31Sign my name.
29:32No, no, no.
29:33That will be so humiliating.
29:34Don't worry.
29:34Don't worry.
29:35I'll tell Lulu that she can just go skiing with her friends like she wanted.
29:37So I'll see you when I see you.
29:39I'll be back when I'm back.
29:40And I love you.
29:41And I can't wait for New Year.
29:43New us next year.
29:44Mwah.
29:52They're...
29:55Is he fucking kidding me?
30:15Lindy?
30:16Hi, Richie.
30:19Um, I made a mistake and I'm leaving Les.
30:24Tonight.
30:25I hear the emotion in your voice and it's beautiful.
30:28I've been hoping for a Christmas miracle.
30:30Yeah, I'm going to go to Vermont.
30:32I'm going to go to the Grey House.
30:33And I, um, could you, could you come with me?
30:37Where you finished your masterpiece.
30:39I'd be honored to be invited.
30:41A gift beyond measure.
30:42I have ten vacation days and one personal day bagged.
30:46Heart emoji.
30:49Let's meet at Mandy's Diner at midnight.
30:51Heart emoji bag.
30:52I'll arrive with joy in my step and a light in my heart.
30:56Did you love my present?
30:58The fuck?
30:59Pardon?
30:59Yeah, I...
31:01I didn't have the heart to open it.
31:05So, um, I'll just bring it with me, okay?
31:08New year, new you, new us.
31:11Oh, is Vermont cold?
31:12I can't...
31:35Everybody out in 30 minutes or Hulk is going to see me smash.
31:41Iceberg ahead, 30 clicks.
31:43Abandoned ship.
31:44Lady Tomato about to burst.
31:45Hey, hey, hey.
31:47Les promised me a minute.
31:51I'll give you 20.
32:11Excuse me?
32:13I thought the boots up my ass might start after the holidays.
32:17Martin signed the LOI ASAP and Hilton turned on the money hose in good faith.
32:21I didn't sign.
32:22I'm a partner.
32:23Apparently not the important one.
32:26Oh.
32:27Well, now I'm inspired and I would like you to leave.
32:32A genius needs his space.
32:34Exactly.
32:35And I plan on being inspired throughout the holidays.
32:38I know this is a difficult transition period.
32:41I'll give you tonight.
32:43But I will be back tomorrow.
32:46Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.
32:52Fuck me.
33:32Nils, I don't have time.
33:37She what?
34:01You're old.
34:02Text me.
34:08Fuck you, too.
34:13Starla?
34:25Freezers off limits from now on until I say you need to regroup.
34:29Where are you going?
34:31I'm leaving you.
34:33If anyone should be leaving anyone, I should be leaving you.
34:35How's that?
34:36For trying to sabotage my career?
34:38Think I don't know?
34:39Huh?
34:39You don't think Nils would call me for comment, Lindy?
34:42Scientific American, not TMZ.
34:44I'm a hoax, you know what?
34:46I'm threatened by a female scientist taking credit for my work.
34:49You mentioned Joan.
34:51I'm not a misogynist.
34:53I'm not intentionally.
34:54Oh?
34:55If anything, I'm an accidental misogynist.
34:56And I, too, blame the patriarchy for that.
34:58I never said misogynist.
35:00Why would you do this?
35:01Why?
35:02You know why.
35:04Is it about Gary and Meg?
35:06This is about you and our marriage and breaking the promise of step three, colon, a grand gesture, and our
35:14daughter who hates me sucking the life out of me and my promising writing career.
35:19Career?
35:20Stop!
35:21It was one book in the early aughts!
35:24This is what you did.
35:25You basically, you turned in a book report on your fucked up family, you changed the names, you added a
35:30little bit of wry sarcasm, and then you called it fiction, and you got lucky.
35:35My rainbow starts with black.
35:37No shit.
35:38My book report and the subsequent Oscar-nominated film it's based on bought and paid for this extravagantly sad McMansion
35:48in this podunk red state town you forced us to move to so that you could try to be something
35:54other than Mr. Fucking Tomato Head.
35:57This is the last thing I need right now.
35:59Oh, my God.
36:00Yes.
36:00I'm so sorry.
36:02What is it you need right now?
36:03I need you.
36:04Yeah.
36:05I need your support.
36:06This is my last chance.
36:08You already got your prize.
36:11And in case you forgot, I was by your side for every fucking sentence, every book signing, every interview.
36:19I held your purse.
36:21I held my tongue.
36:22You know, I was there for the ride.
36:24And it wasn't always pleasant.
36:25You know, the roller coaster of insecurity and emotion was frankly fucking exhausting.
36:30I have paid that debt.
36:32I have been by your side for 15 years.
36:35You had flavor savor and it was insufferable.
36:42Still is.
36:43But I didn't get my moment in the spotlight like you did.
36:46I didn't get my prize.
36:48Swing and a miss.
36:50How is it my fault?
36:53How?
36:54My apologies.
36:55Forgive me for being ambitious.
36:57Coasting by on a one-hit wonder isn't enough for me.
37:01Maybe you don't have another hit in you.
37:03Huh?
37:03Maybe you're one and done.
37:05Maybe your ego just won't let you read the room.
37:08I would rather be blinded by my ego than paralyzed by fear.
37:11That's me?
37:12That's what you think of me?
37:13Yeah, because you haven't produced one goddamn sentence in 15 years.
37:17What kind of magic do you think you're suddenly going to find in your beloved gray house?
37:20Huh?
37:21With me by your side, like an emotional support animal, encouraging you, keeping you calm because,
37:27quote, I promised we'd return there one day, unquote.
37:30I mean, I am through being held emotionally hostage for your creative paralysis.
37:37And there it is, everyone.
37:39That's our show.
37:41Same line every time.
37:49This is the top secret thing you've been working on?
37:54Give me that.
37:55Give me that.
37:55A Tonka truck is not going to change the world, let alone agriculture as we know it.
38:01You have no idea what you're talking about.
38:02This is what you said to every female scientist that's ever had a better idea.
38:06You know, most men overcompensate with a big truck.
38:09It's nice to see yours to scale.
38:13Ah!
38:14Ah!
38:18What a gentleman!
38:19Oh, fuck.
38:21What?
38:22Oh, no, Lindy.
38:23What?
38:26What'd you do?
38:43Oh, God.
38:45Is she dead?
38:45Oh, God.
38:48Oh.
38:48Oh.
38:48Oh.
38:49Oh.
38:49Oh.
38:51Oh.
38:51Baby.
38:53Say something.
38:54Are you alive?
38:56Oh.
38:57Oh, you're alive!
38:59Oh.
39:01Fuck you.
39:02Fuck you.
39:04Fuck you.
39:09Oh.
39:11Oh.
39:41¡Gracias!
39:51¡Gracias!
40:12Richard, where are you at my house?
40:14Lindy, wherefore art thou?
40:17I was in the neighborhood.
40:20So I think mom has had an emotional breakdown.
40:24No, no, no.
40:25So Hurricane Lindy is tracking Dorothy.
40:27No, don't say that.
40:29I'm the villain.
40:33Lindy!
40:34Oh, fuck!
40:36Oh, God.
40:38I've created a tiny monster.
40:48Oh, God.
40:49Oh, God.
40:52Oh, God.
40:54Oh, God.
40:55Oh, God.
40:56Gracias por ver el video
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