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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:13thisę“»ē for suficiente cream
03:14no no no
03:15lindy
03:15everything is fine
03:18don't freak out
03:29lindy
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse.
03:36Stop screaming at me!
04:01There you are!
04:04You're okay!
04:08I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you.
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud.
04:39Now?
04:40Softer.
04:41Now?
04:42Better.
04:43I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again.
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh! Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry.
04:56Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
05:00I heard that.
05:01God, I think we got it.
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck, Les?!
05:07I heard that too.
05:08Loud and clear.
05:09Okay.
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11It was an accident.
05:13And, uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened.
05:16I...
05:17But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:19You're beautiful!
05:25Are you smiling right now?!
05:27No!
05:28No, no, no.
05:29No, of course not.
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:32Just like...
05:33Wow.
05:35Wow.
05:36Wow?
05:38Wow?!
05:38No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You're not...
05:41Experimental.
05:42Well, I should hope so!
05:44No!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh, my God!
05:46This is your job?!
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't, what, eat more?!
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh, do...
05:56Do you want me to answer that, or...?
06:00Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction, and, um, it's the process of miniaturization and restoration
06:08of organic fruit and vegetables, and that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um, uh, but first, uh, a surprise!
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy.
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance, um...
06:50I'm not.
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um, the thing is...
06:57Tell me you can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can, and I will.
07:01Um, the thing is, that it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh, or two, tops.
07:07But, you'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11Uh, I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait!
07:13I could die?!
07:14Tiny?!
07:15No, you...
07:16You're not gonna die, Tiny.
07:18You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's almost exactly the same as our house-house.
07:25Um, the stove works, the refrigerator works, there's food, the water runs, and...
07:32I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:40Um, and, uh, this curling thing.
07:47And your hairbrush.
07:49Uh, cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh, and I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker.
07:56Worked perfectly, right?
07:58Oh, one crucial thing.
07:59Um, the toilet.
08:00Uh, it works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08Uh, I-I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:12Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?
08:16Not a day or two?
08:19Tom?
08:20Less?
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:24Hey.
08:25Calm, calm down.
08:30Calm fucking down!
08:34Ah!
08:36Ah!
08:37Ah!
08:41Ah!
08:45Ah!
08:46Ah!
08:48Ah!
08:48Ah!
08:49Ah!
08:52Hey, Lindy.
08:54I'm gonna need a minute!
08:58I don't wanna be little.
09:04Ah!
09:04Hey!
09:05Spin away!
09:16Ah!
09:17You can-
09:18You can...
09:19You can refilm the Ladies Cup, too.
09:22She's on her way, Bob.
09:23She's gone back to her husband.
09:25Nope.
09:26They always do.
09:27Not this time.
09:28Nope, nope, nope.
09:28Cause we've got plans.
09:30Yep.
09:31we got concrete plans how about a 10-day getaway to vermont for two uber romantic
09:50there are multiple reasons she could be late no i know lindy's coming why you may ask
09:57because our love story is woven into the fabric of time destined to be written
10:05immortalized for generations to come oh quiet everybody please quiet please sorry oh it's work
10:19hey martin well i you know i was i was gonna head out of town so
10:26no no no no no of course of course i'll just i'll head into the into the lab
10:33no i've not heard from us wait what do you mean you can't get a hold of him
10:40yeah okay bye does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled
10:46barbara can i be honest i love your service but i don't love the negative energy
10:53peace offering
11:00take those off i feel like a specimen
11:04and come closer i don't want to keep yelling
11:10jesus the 96
11:12if there was ever a time i know why you didn't tell me about your work
11:17well i couldn't it was top secret i signed an ironclad nda
11:21it's bullshit you didn't trust me which makes me so sad makes me so sad
11:32fuck you but yeah
11:40well i didn't exactly hide it from you either
11:43what happy birthday lindy
11:49they are so cute
11:51wait and legible happy birthday lindy
11:59they're so cute oh and functional happy birthday lindy
12:06how cute and accurate
12:11the dent from when i side swiped the mailbox
12:16never put it together you also said you didn't want to know
12:23well you're not leaving me well i have to go so i can fix you no no no no less
12:28take me with you i'm portable you will be safer here in the dollhouse i i feel
12:33very not safe i feel very small and like something
12:36bad could happen i won't let something happen something did something else
12:41beyond the accident but i have to go to the lab so i can fix you please i do
12:46not want to be alone please i'm scared well what if i can show you
12:50that um being small isn't scary oh god i've always wondered what the world
12:56would look like if i were six inches tall
12:58not me i could show you no i i don't aren't you just a little bit curious
13:05i will be restored to regular size soon
13:09i promise trust me
13:15okay
13:17this is crazy
13:57yeah
13:58i mean everything's really big
14:01really
14:17wow i can only imagine how different everything looks right
14:23you see this dust ball
14:26do you think i could choke on this oh yeah put that down
14:34hello dolores look who it is
14:37see she's not that scary why is she looking at me like that
14:41oh oh it's puffing up do you see what it's doing
14:45no no no it's trying to eat me no this is not interesting to me
14:49can you put me down please
15:06fun right we all love a train ride
15:08merry christmas
15:11merry christmas
15:14merry christmas
15:25merry
15:25merry
15:26merry
15:26merry
15:28merry
15:31merry
15:39merry merry
15:40maybe too many times around
15:48merry
16:06merry
16:11merry
16:12merry
16:12merry
16:18water truck ran out of shrinking gas
16:20I'm going to go to the lab to refuel
16:22what am I supposed to do with this
16:24I thought I could crush it up
16:26and you could maybe snort it
16:28I don't know
16:28I'm Scarface
16:30I'll just gnaw on it or something
16:36how are you feeling
16:39really
16:39I mean
16:40I know what you mean
16:43better
16:46I did always love this couch
17:02when you're ready
17:04ah
17:05pour away
17:10don't be shy
17:13so
17:13this is my
17:17tiny little life now
17:18temporary
17:19tiny life
17:20how long again
17:21a day
17:22two at the most
17:24I'm so close
17:25so close
17:26yeah
17:26yeah
17:32did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34floor is clean
17:35you're the first person to ever walk on it
17:38six inch tall
17:39six inch tall neil fucking armstrong
17:40kind of
17:50less you put parmesan in the potatoes
17:52potatoes a la diane
17:56with a twist
17:58with a twist
17:59who?
17:59who?
18:00Reese Witherspoon
18:00from Legally Blonde
18:01she's gonna play me in the movie
18:03she's gonna play the sister character
18:05I still don't know who that is
18:07Walt
18:08she's blonde
18:09wears pink
18:10goes to Harvard
18:10that's a stretch
18:12what?
18:12I am blonde
18:14Les said that
18:15we could be twins
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind
18:18no no I think with the right hair and makeup
18:20you know Hollywood
18:21I mean
18:21it's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film
18:24because it sold a million copies
18:27because it won the Pulitzer
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas
18:31you're not excited
18:32Laura Dern
18:34is playing the mother
18:35I adore Laura Dern
18:36but I question her judgment
18:38the book wasn't well received
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer
18:42the Guardian
18:43dubbed it literary popcorn
18:44and added
18:45that does not a Pulitzer make
18:47their words
18:47which you memorized
18:48and repeat constantly
18:51I can barely show my face
18:53at wine club Wednesday
18:54without Carol
18:56turning her nose up at me
18:57as if I were the devil incarnate
18:58Walt
18:59your mother needs her wine club Wednesday
19:01that's not a stretch
19:03mom
19:03it's fiction
19:05Carol
19:06didn't see a character
19:08Carol
19:09saw me
19:09and the me in your book
19:11is a monster
19:11it's a comedy
19:13it's a dark comedy
19:14a coming of age story
19:16about a woman
19:17who felt abandoned
19:19and silenced
19:20by a
19:21monster of a mother character
19:23you try being a single mother
19:26of two young girls
19:28whose husband
19:29walked out one day
19:30without a word
19:31walked out
19:32or was driven away
19:33Jim abandoned me
19:34no
19:35he stopped being married to you
19:37he abandoned
19:39me
19:40me too
19:41and he's still
19:42the hero
19:43I tried
19:44my best
19:46Walt
19:46if I may
19:47Walt
19:48Diane
19:49have you tried the potatoes
19:50I call them potatoes
19:52a la Diane
19:53I'm with a twist
19:54is the twist a turn of the knife
19:56it's parmesan cheese
19:58try it
20:05it's too rich
20:06but absolutely divine
20:08just like you
20:15Walt
20:16sorry
20:16I think we should visit
20:18the arch tomorrow
20:19I hear it's dreadful
20:22yes
20:22yes
20:23no I don't get the arch
20:25it's like an arch for what
20:27it's the gateway to the west
20:30I think it's great
20:31I can barely
20:33show my face
20:34wine club Wednesdays
20:36Hollywood has run out of ideas
20:38I think Laura Dern
20:40is a very generous casting
20:41I have to say hello
20:47what's going on?
20:48do you want to have a sec?
20:49oh yes
20:50yes please
20:51will I hear?
20:52yeah
20:53we'll be quiet
20:53we'll be fine
20:54oh right
20:55you're set to high volume
20:58watch
20:58watch
20:59watch
20:59watch
21:02okay
21:02fine
21:03okay
21:03good
21:04bye
21:04come on
21:11okay
21:12come on
21:17okay
21:18okay
21:19start defending
21:19always
21:21always
21:21let them out
21:22always defend
21:23your skin
21:23another little
21:24go ahead
21:24okay
21:24okay
21:25okay
21:29now put your hand
21:30again
21:30oh
21:34oh
21:34oh jesus waltz can we help you obviously this isn't the washroom it's down the hall
21:41with the light on the one with the toilet i can see the light
21:51trying to escape
21:58oh my god oh fuck okay okay maybe i can't be quiet
22:14hey i'm not really like her though right my mother um i'm not like diane am i does that make
22:21me walt
22:24seriously seriously seriously no fuck no no she's unbelievable and not in a good way
22:36it's gonna be okay it's only a few days
22:44only a few days
22:50it's only a few days
22:52so
22:54so
22:56Oh, my God.
23:26What? What?
23:30It can't be right.
23:33Okay, I'm coming in.
23:34But now.
23:36Now-ish.
24:01Magoo.
24:05Stay.
24:07Stay.
24:11No, no, no, no, no.
24:17Magoo.
24:18Come here.
24:22Ow, fuck.
24:24You fuzzy fucker.
24:38Stop.
24:40Stop it.
24:41You're fine.
24:43I feel bad enough already.
24:47I mean, she's safe, right?
24:50Meow.
25:01Hey!
25:03Hey!
25:04Hey!
25:07Yes, Richard?
25:08What is it?
25:09Oh.
25:10You seem upset.
25:11No, Richard, I'm fine.
25:12I'm fine.
25:13You know, I sometimes come to my car to cry, too, when I need a release, so I get where
25:19you're at.
25:20Okay, right.
25:21Is that all?
25:22Now you've got me worried.
25:23Is everything all right at home?
25:25You know, with your wife, Lindy.
25:26Lindy's her name, right?
25:27Yes, Richard.
25:27Everything okay?
25:29Good, good.
25:30Yeah.
25:31She's just, uh, keeping busy over the holidays.
25:34Yes, Richard, she's at home, writing.
25:36She's keeping busy.
25:37She's writing, writing.
25:39That's wonderful.
25:40That's wonderful.
25:41Richard!
25:42Get your butt inside!
25:44I'm sorry to use profanity.
25:46I'm upset.
25:49I'll see you later.
25:51Okay.
26:01Less.
26:03Less?
26:09That is a toy.
26:14Oh.
26:17He left me?
26:19Right.
26:23Why?
26:24I have to trust him.
26:25I cannot spiral.
26:29Huh?
26:31Oh.
26:32Yeah.
26:33Why not?
26:35Okay, that's...
26:36That's good.
26:38Space colon?
26:39Colon?
26:40Colon-al.
26:43Colonel.
26:44Space colonel.
26:46Next stop, Uranus.
26:49I could...
26:50Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
26:52You made me believe you were so close.
26:55So I believed you.
26:57Yes, and you should believe me.
26:58That's our deal.
26:58There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.
27:02So what does so close mean to you in this context today?
27:07My God, I can't put an actual number on it.
27:10I don't know.
27:11What?
27:12Oh.
27:13What have you done?
27:15What have I done?
27:16Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.
27:19Contract is for 30 days.
27:22That's insane!
27:23Well, you said that you were close!
27:2630 days?!
27:27Ugh.
27:27Ugh.
27:28Well, it will work.
27:30I mean, the math says it will, and math is never wrong, so...
27:34Now you have 30 days!
27:35No, no, no.
27:36We have 30 days.
27:37Oh, now it's we.
27:38What does it say exactly?
27:39What does the small print say exactly?
27:40It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works, or the patent
27:48on our tech...
27:49On my tech, thank you.
27:51...reverts to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.
27:54Sues us.
27:55For fraud.
27:57And you go to jail.
27:59To jail?
28:00Well, can he do that?
28:01He can.
28:02And after 30 days, it goes.
28:04The tech, the lab, the Bob's gone.
28:09But, but, okay, so how do I make, uh, how do I, how do I make things big again?
28:18Because I, I have to make things big again.
28:20Well, after 30 days, you can't.
28:25This is really actually silly.
28:28I mean, can he actually do this?
28:30Yes, he can.
28:32It says it right here.
28:35Les.
28:38How bad is this?
28:42Oh, God.
28:47I'm not even going to ask about the cat.
29:07Hey, I, I, I, I got you something for Christmas.
29:11Oh, I, I, I didn't get you anything.
29:14Oh, that's, that's okay.
29:16I, I, I didn't want you.
29:20Like what Shakespeare used to write with?
29:22You know I like Shakespeare?
29:24Well, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.
29:27Bar's guard.
29:28Well, you talk about it a lot.
29:30Eh.
29:30um you seem a little bit down no i'm uh just tired yeah i was waiting up last night for
29:40someone
29:41someone special you know and it's just you know oh merry merry christmas richard yeah
29:49thank you janet this is a very thoughtful gift so
29:57thy returneth to thine grind
30:10okay buddy
30:25right okay
30:29looks good
30:42okay
30:44oh my god
30:50oh there we go
30:51uh guide
30:58oh a classic
31:00gamma
31:06volume
31:09we're never turning this off
31:11okay sex
31:13so
31:16we've got popcorn
31:19but no candy
31:25oh less
31:27that's just for me
31:37richard i need everyone at the top of their game today it's a big day it could be the day
31:41needs to be the day
31:43or two
31:44at the most
31:50here are my thoughts
31:54adjust the last line on the maxwell stress tensor to b sub j
31:58minus one half times the quantity epsilon naught
32:02times e squared plus b squared over mu naught
32:07thoughts complete
32:07bobs
32:09implement his thoughts
32:16b sub j minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught times e squared plus b squared
32:24over mu naught
32:25complete
32:27carl implement his thoughts
32:55carl implement his thoughts
33:12Let's make history.
33:55Let's make history.
34:02A great attempt in the name of science.
34:05Richard?
34:06Bob the Explainer.
34:08Nominal success.
34:10Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.
34:14Same as previous attempt.
34:16Molecular disequilibrium.
34:19Eraser Bob, see medic.
34:20Bring in Fred.
34:22Clean up an aisle everywhere.
34:24Richard?
34:25We're waiting on analysis to proceed.
34:27We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
34:30We'll go again.
34:31No, you won't.
34:33If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
34:37You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
34:41Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
34:46No.
34:47No, no, no, no, no.
34:50Um, this is not how we work here.
34:52We are making history.
34:54Okay?
34:55That corn was regular size.
34:58It's incredible.
34:59As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever.
35:04Everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal in the break room.
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody, everybody.
35:13This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal.
35:22Okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:41What?
35:42Irresponsible and deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:47This is his lab now and I run Hilton's lab.
35:50Ergo, I run this lab.
35:53This is unacceptable.
35:54And it's ridiculous.
35:56And do, do something.
35:58Okay.
35:59No we, no we, just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:03Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam.
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow, together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear hairy Jesus.
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure.
36:3229 days.
36:33Not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:44What have I done?
36:45Maybe a few.
37:05deepest last nights
37:06Your eyes held a message tender, saying I surrender.
37:16Oh, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, my phone.
37:21Oh, oh.
37:25Come, come, come, come.
37:27What?
37:40No!
37:41No!
37:45No!
37:47No!
37:49No!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23Do you know?
38:25What?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I've got to get out of here!
38:43Oh!
38:44Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:47Ah!
38:51Jesus.
38:53God damn it, let...
38:57God, let's...
38:58for God's sake!
39:02God, dang it!
39:09Oh!
39:11Oh!
39:13Oh!
39:19Oh!
39:22Oh!
39:22Oh!
39:23Oh!
39:23Oh!
39:24Oh!
39:24Oh!
39:25Oh!
39:39Oh,
39:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:13Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:21What the?
40:23Oh, oh.
40:25Oh, God, oh, God.
40:28Oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:39I'll save you!
41:29I'll save you!
41:31And then the rain and the snow
41:33When there's nowhere to go
41:35When you're feeling like a part of you is dying
41:38And you're looking for the answer in her eyes
41:44You think you're gonna break up
41:46Then she says she wants to make up
41:52Then she says she wants to make up
41:55Then she says she wants to make up
42:20Then she says she wants to make up
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