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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:13no no no no no no no no no no
03:15lindy
03:16lindy
03:17everything is fine
03:18don't freak out
03:29lindy
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse!
03:36Stop screaming at me!
04:01There you are!
04:04You're okay!
04:08I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you!
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud!
04:39Now?
04:40Softer.
04:41Now?
04:42Better.
04:43I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:50Say again?
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh! Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry.
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
04:59I heard that.
05:01God, I think we got it.
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck, Les?!
05:07I heard that too.
05:08Loud and clear.
05:09Okay?
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11It was an accident.
05:13And, uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened.
05:16I...
05:17But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:19You're beautiful!
05:24Are you smiling right now?!
05:27No!
05:28No!
05:28No, no, no.
05:29No, of course not.
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:32Just like...
05:33Wow!
05:35Wow!
05:37Wow!
05:38No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You're not an experiment.
05:42I...
05:42I should hope so!
05:44No!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh my God!
05:46This is your job?!
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't, what, eat more?!
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh...
05:56Do...
05:56Do you want me to answer that?
05:58Or...
05:59Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction.
06:05And, um...
06:06It's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables.
06:12And that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um...
06:33Uh...
06:33But first, uh...
06:34A surprise!
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy.
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance.
06:49Um...
06:50I'm not!
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um...
06:56The thing is...
06:57Tell me!
06:58You can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can.
07:00And I will.
07:01Um...
07:02The thing is...
07:02That it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh...
07:06Or two.
07:07Tops.
07:07But...
07:08You'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait!
07:13I could die?
07:14Tiny?
07:15No!
07:16You...
07:16You're not gonna die, Tiny.
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's...
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our house house.
07:25Um...
07:26The stove works.
07:27The...
07:27Refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And...
07:32I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:41Um...
07:41And, uh...
07:43This...
07:43Curling thing.
07:47And...
07:47Your hairbrush.
07:49Uh...
07:50Cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh!
07:53And I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker.
07:56Worked perfectly, right?
07:57Oh!
07:58One crucial thing.
07:59Um...
07:59The toilet.
08:00Uh...
08:00It works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08I...
08:08I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:13Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?
08:16Not a day or two?
08:19Tom?
08:20Less?
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:24Hey.
08:25Calm.
08:26Calm down.
08:29Calm.
08:30Calm down.
08:31Calm fucking down.
08:34Calm fucking down.
08:36Calm down.
08:41Calm down.
08:46Malone.
08:48Come on...
08:48Calm down.
08:48Alright, I'm sorry.
08:49One, two, three...
08:50Okay, can you see megaam.
08:51Hey, Lindy.
08:54I'm gonna need a minute, I don't want to be little, he's been away, thank you, you can
09:18we can refilm the ladies cup too, she's on her way for it, she's gone back to her husband,
09:25no, they always do, not this time, no, no, no, because we've got plans, yep, we got concrete
09:32plans, how about a 10 day getaway to Vermont for two, uber romantic,
09:51there are multiple reasons she could be late, no, I know Lindy's coming, why, you may ask,
09:58because our love story is woven into the fabric of time, destined to be written,
10:05immortalized for generations to come, oh, quiet everybody please, quiet please,
10:14sorry, oh, it's work, it's work, hey Martin, well, I, you know, I was, I was gonna head
10:24out of town, so, no, no, no, no, no, of course, of course, I'll just, I'll head into the, into
10:30the lab, no, I've, I've not heard from us, wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold
10:38of them, yeah, oh, okay, bye, does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Martin, can I be honest, I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy,
10:54peace, Alfred?
11:00Take those off, I feel like a specimen,
11:04and come closer, I don't want to keep yelling,
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time.
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work.
11:17Well, I couldn't, it was top secret, I signed an ironclad NDA.
11:22It's bullshit, you didn't trust me, which makes me so sad, makes me so sad.
11:32Fuck you, but, yeah.
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either.
11:44What?
11:46Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:49They are so cute!
11:53Wait, and legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:59They're so cute.
12:01Oh, and functional.
12:03Happy birthday, Lindy.
12:06How cute.
12:08And accurate.
12:11The dent from when I sideswiped a mailbox.
12:16Never put it together.
12:18You also said you didn't want to know.
12:23Well, you're not leaving me.
12:25Well, I have to go so I can fix you.
12:26No, no, no, no, Les.
12:28Take me with you.
12:29I'm portable.
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse.
12:32I feel very not safe.
12:33I feel very small, and like something bad could happen.
12:38I won't let something happen.
12:39Something did.
12:41Something else, beyond the accident.
12:43But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.
12:45Please, Les, I do not want to be alone.
12:48Please, I'm scared.
12:49Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary?
12:54Oh, God.
12:55I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall.
12:58Not me.
13:00I can show you.
13:01No, I, I don't.
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon.
13:09I promise.
13:11Trust me.
13:14Okay.
13:17This is crazy.
13:19Oh, my God.
13:23Oh, my God.
13:29Ah.
13:30Oh, my God.
13:35Oh, my God.
13:46Oh, my God.
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big, really big.
14:16Wow, I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:23You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing up.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no.
14:46It's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:49Can you put me down, please?
14:51Put me down.
14:53There's a dream for you to sit in the lake, so it's been a beautiful sign for every time.
15:06Fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:09Boy!
15:09Woo!
15:09Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:13Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:15Ha, ha, ha.
15:20Merry Christmas.
15:22Ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:24Merry...
15:25Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:28Ah!
15:28Woo!
15:31Merry Christmas to me!
15:39Merry Christmas, Wendy!
15:42Maybe too many times around?
15:44I want to get out!
15:47I don't want to eat it.
15:48Oh, I'm going to be sick.
15:52Oh, God.
15:55Oh.
15:57Oh, my God.
16:00Hey, it's going to be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas,
16:20so I'm going to go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up,
16:26and you could maybe snort it,
16:28but I don't know.
16:29I'm Scarface.
16:30I'll just gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:38Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:46I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04Uh, pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So, this is my, uh...
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25I'm...
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall,
17:39Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Less you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08She's blonde,
18:09wears pink,
18:10goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:12I am blonde.
18:14Less said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no.
18:18I think with the right hair and makeup,
18:20you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me
18:22why they're even adapting the book
18:23into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer.
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:33Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:37But I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it
18:43literary popcorn and added,
18:45that does not a Pulitzer make.
18:47Their words.
18:48Which you memorized
18:48and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face
18:53at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me
18:57as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs
19:00your Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom, it's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me,
19:10and the me in your book
19:11is a monster.
19:12It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming-of-age story
19:16about a woman
19:17who felt abandoned
19:19and silenced
19:20by a monster-of-a-mother character.
19:24You try being a single mother
19:26of two young girls
19:28whose husband walked out one day
19:30without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No.
19:35He stopped being married to you.
19:37He abandoned me.
19:40Me, too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:47If I may, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane
19:53with a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich,
20:06but absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16Sorry.
20:17I think we should visit
20:18the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the West.
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:38Because I think Laura Dern
20:40is a very generous casting.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I hear?
20:52Yeah, we'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, all right.
20:55You're set to high volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch, watch, watch.
20:59What?
21:00Watch, watch.
21:02Okay, fine.
21:03Okay, good.
21:04Bye.
21:05Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:34Oh, Jesus, what?
21:36Can I help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:41It's down the hall with the light on.
21:42The one with the toilet.
21:44I can see the light.
21:51He's trying to escape.
21:56We're to the arch.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:01Oh, fuck.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:04Maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:10Hey.
22:15I'm not really like her, though, right?
22:17My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:24Seriously.
22:24Seriously?
22:25Seriously?
22:26Seriously.
22:28No.
22:29Fuck no.
22:30Because she's...
22:31No, she's unbelievable.
22:32And not in a good way.
22:36It's gonna be okay.
22:39It's only a few days.
22:43Only a few days.
22:51It's only a few days.
22:53It's only a few days.
23:21It's only a few days.
23:23Yeah.
23:25What?
23:26What?
23:27What?
23:29It can't be right.
23:33Okay, I'm coming in.
23:34But now.
23:36Now-ish.
24:02Magoo.
24:06Stay.
24:08Stay.
24:11No, no, no, no, no, no.
24:18Magoo.
24:19Come here.
24:22Ow, fuck.
24:24You fuzzy fucker.
24:27Meow.
24:34Meow.
24:38Stop.
24:40Meow.
24:40Stop it.
24:41You're fine.
24:43I feel bad enough already.
24:48I mean, she's safe, right?
24:50Meow.
24:55Meow.
25:01Hey!
25:03Hey!
25:06Yes, Richard?
25:08What is it?
25:08Oh.
25:09You seem upset.
25:11No, Richard, I'm fine.
25:12I'm fine.
25:13You know, I sometimes come to my car to cry, too, when I need a release, so I get where
25:19you're at.
25:20Okay, right?
25:21Is that all?
25:22Now you've got me worried.
25:23Is everything all right at home?
25:25You know, with your wife, Lindy.
25:26Lindy's her name, right?
25:27Yes, Richard.
25:28She's fine.
25:29Good, good.
25:30Yeah.
25:30She's just, uh, keeping busy over the holidays.
25:34Yes, Richard, she's at home, writing.
25:36She's keeping busy.
25:37She's writing, writing.
25:39That's wonderful.
25:40That's wonderful.
25:41Richard!
25:42Get your butt inside!
25:44I'm sorry to use profanity.
25:46I'm upset.
25:49I'll see you later.
26:15I'll see you later.
26:23I have to trust him.
26:26I cannot spiral.
26:29Huh?
26:31Oh.
26:32Yeah.
26:33Why not?
26:35Okay, that's good.
26:38Space colon?
26:39Colon?
26:40Colon-al.
26:43Colonel.
26:44Space colonel.
26:46Next stop, Uranus.
26:49I couldn't.
26:50Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
26:53You made me believe you were so close.
26:55So I believed you.
26:57Yes, and you should believe me.
26:58That's our deal.
26:58There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.
27:02So what does so close mean to you in this context today?
27:07My God, I can't put an actual number on it.
27:10I don't know.
27:11What?
27:12Oh.
27:13What have you done?
27:15What have I done?
27:16Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.
27:19Contract is for 30 days.
27:22That's insane!
27:23Well, you said that you were close!
27:2530 days?!
27:28Well, it will work.
27:30I mean, the math says it will, and math is never wrong.
27:33So...
27:34Now you have 30 days!
27:35No, no, no.
27:36We have 30 days.
27:37Oh, now it's we.
27:38What does it say exactly?
27:39What does the small print say?
27:40Exactly.
27:41It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works.
27:46Uh-huh.
27:47Or the patent on our tech...
27:49On my tech, thank you.
27:51...reverts to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.
27:54Sues us.
27:55For fraud.
27:57And you go to jail.
27:59To jail?
28:00Well, can he do that?
28:01He can.
28:02And after 30 days, it goes.
28:05The tech, the lab, the Bob's gone.
28:09But, but...
28:10Okay, so how do I make...
28:13Uh...
28:14How do I...
28:16How do I make things big again?
28:18Because I have to make things big again.
28:20Well, after 30 days, you can't.
28:24Oh, this is...
28:26This is actually silly.
28:28I mean, can he actually do this, Hilton?
28:30Yes, he can.
28:32It says it right here.
28:34Oh.
28:35Les.
28:38How bad is this?
28:42Okay.
28:47I'm not even going to ask about the cat.
28:54Roof!
29:07Hey, I got you something for Christmas.
29:11Oh, I didn't get you anything.
29:14Oh, it's okay.
29:17I love you.
29:20Like what Shakespeare used to write with.
29:22You know I like Shakespeare?
29:24Oh, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.
29:27Bars guard.
29:28Well, you talk about it a lot.
29:32Um...
29:32You seem a little bit down.
29:34No, I'm, uh...
29:36I'm just tired.
29:37Yeah.
29:38And I was waiting up last night for someone.
29:42Someone special.
29:44You know, and it's just...
29:46You know?
29:47Oh, Merry Christmas, Richard.
29:49Yeah.
29:50Thank you, Janet.
29:51This is a very thoughtful gift.
29:57Thy returneth to thine grind.
30:10Okay.
30:12Buddy.
30:14Any room over here?
30:17Okay.
30:23Oh.
30:26Right.
30:27Okay.
30:30Looks good.
30:32Okay.
30:38Oh, God, man.
30:43Okay.
30:45Oh, my God.
30:50Oh, there we go.
30:51Oh, my God.
30:58Oh, my God.
31:01Oh, my God.
31:03Oh, my God.
31:06Oh, my God.
31:10We're never turning this off.
31:12Okay, Sax.
31:16So...
31:17We've got popcorn.
31:20But no candy.
31:25Oh, my God.
31:27That's just for me.
31:37Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today.
31:39It's a big day.
31:40It could be the day.
31:41Needs to be the day.
31:43Or two.
31:44At the most.
31:50Here are my thoughts.
31:54Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress sensor to B sub J.
31:58Minus one-half times the quantity epsilon naught.
32:02Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.
32:07Complete.
32:16Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:21Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:34Thoughts.
32:34Thoughts complete.
32:55Complete.
33:12Let's make history.
33:55Let's make history.
34:17Let's make history.
34:27Let's make history.
34:27We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
34:30We'll go again.
34:31No, you won't.
34:33If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
34:37You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
34:41Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
34:46No.
34:47No, no, no, no, no.
34:50Um, this is not how we work here.
34:52We are making history, okay?
34:55That corn was regular size.
34:58It's incredible.
34:59As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and
35:07including packets of instant oatmeal in the break room.
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody.
35:13Everybody.
35:13This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:41What?
35:42Irresponsible and deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:48This is his lab now and I run Hilton's lab.
35:50Ergo, I run this lab.
35:53This is unacceptable.
35:54And it's ridiculous.
35:55And do, do something.
35:58Okay, no we, no we, just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:03Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam?
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow.
36:17Together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear hairy Jesus!
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
36:3229 days.
36:33Not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:36Don't!
36:43Oh, what have I done?
36:47Oh, what have I done?
37:00Midnight, and a rendezvous.
37:06Your eyes held a message tender, saying I surrender all my life.
37:16No.
37:17It's my phone.
37:19Oh, my phone.
37:21Oh, oh.
37:24Come, come, come, come, come.
37:27What?
37:40No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23Do you know?
38:25What?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I gotta get out of here!
38:38I gotta get out of here!
38:43Oh!
38:44Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:47Oh!
38:48Ah!
38:51Jesus!
38:53God damn it, Len!
38:57For God's sake.
39:02God damn it!
39:05Oh!
39:10Ah!
39:18Ah!
39:21Ah!
39:22Ah!
39:50Oh, no.
39:53Oh, oh, oh!
40:00Oh!
40:11Ah!
40:12Oh!
40:16Ah!
40:17Ah!
40:20What the...
40:23Oh, oh!
40:26Oh, God! Oh, God!
40:28Ah! Ah!
40:37Baby!
40:38Hold on! I'll save you!
41:20Oh, God!
41:23Let us turn down!
41:24All the lights are down
41:25The things we do for love
41:27The things we do for love
41:29Like walking in the rain and the snow
41:33When there's nowhere to go
41:35When you're feeling like a part of you is dying
41:39And you're looking for the answer in her eyes
41:44You think you're gonna break up
41:46Then she says she wants to make up
41:50Then she says she wants to make up
42:20Then she says she wants to make up
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