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00:17Where were we?
00:21Hey, what's up, sis?
00:23Oh, right.
00:24I'm back.
00:25Cam Gordon, oldest brother, former president of the LA Waves.
00:28He gave me this job, and I love him.
00:30But his junkie ass is supposed to be in rehab.
00:33What the actual hell?
00:35Cam.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:37Oh.
00:38Hi.
00:39Oh.
00:40Oh, I miss hugs.
00:42My parole officers were never this good.
00:44I watched a game last night.
00:46We almost had them, but tough loss.
00:50Thanks.
00:51Yeah, I'm still in shock.
00:55So, when you say back, you mean back, like, as in a limited time, like the McRib, or back, like,
01:03for your job?
01:04Oh, God.
01:05No, no, no, no, no.
01:06You are the president of the Waves.
01:08Me?
01:09I'm just a guy who just got out of rehab.
01:11But now that you mention it, I would like to come back into work just a little bit, you know,
01:15just to help out.
01:16Oh.
01:16Well, what do I need help with?
01:18I can consult if you have any questions, or maybe give me a little bit of an office.
01:23I can do the Oscar pool.
01:24Oh, come on, Cam.
01:26You know Sandy runs the Oscar pool.
01:28Oh, right.
01:28You're really not gunning for your old job back?
01:30Oh, my God.
01:31No.
01:32Besides, you're doing such a great job.
01:34And the board would never even approve me at this point.
01:36Not with my rap sheet.
01:38Oh, sorry.
01:39Old habits die hard.
01:40And you're okay working under me?
01:43Yes.
01:43Look, I'm a different person now.
01:45I listen.
01:46Lizzie told me something about the kids the other day, and I heard it.
01:50I really heard it.
01:50Apparently, we got a bed wetter.
01:54Just checking to see if you needed anything.
01:57Jason.
01:57Jackie.
01:58Jackie.
01:59I want to apologize for getting off on the wrong foot.
02:01I've had eight months, and I've really learned a lot.
02:04I want to get to know you better.
02:05Thank you, Cam.
02:06Hey, no problem.
02:07Oh, and if you're going on a coffee run, I would love a caramel macchiato.
02:11Oh, my God.
02:12Oh, there he is.
02:13My man.
02:15Oh, my God.
02:16I thought the court said you had to do a full year.
02:18No, the rehab wrote the judge a letter.
02:20And they let me out early.
02:22Well, I'm proud of you, man.
02:23Oh, thanks.
02:23I can't believe this is the same guy that Patu and Cock going through her purse looking for
02:26opioids.
02:28That was a wild man.
02:30Now you can be in book club.
02:31I know before you said book clubs were for pussies, but now I know you were just high.
02:35Right.
02:35No, I would love to be a part of the book club.
02:38Yeah, come on by.
02:39Nice.
02:39Hey, so what's going on?
02:40Are you, are you, you're back back?
02:43Well, that's up to Isla.
02:46What do you say?
02:51We'd be lucky to have you back.
02:53Yes!
02:54Yes!
02:54Yes!
02:55We should celebrate.
02:56Champagne.
02:56Well, I don't think that'd be such a great idea.
02:59No, no champagne.
03:00Let's go get a Coke.
03:01Hey, I need a new office, don't I?
03:05So I guess Cam's back.
03:08You better watch out if you want to survive.
03:12Listen to me or just step aside.
03:32I didn't take you for sentimental.
03:34Oh my God, Jay, I, I thought you were already in Boston.
03:40I, uh, I leave tonight.
03:42I just, I just needed to do one more thing.
03:53Hmm.
03:58I put flaxseed in your smoothie.
04:02What?
04:04The Mayo Clinic recommends one scoop a day.
04:06Help support healthy elimination.
04:09Whoa.
04:10Have you been sleeping this whole time?
04:12You were smiling and nodding.
04:13Good morning.
04:14Good morning.
04:15I made you this.
04:16Oh.
04:16It's got all your daily nutrients,
04:17so the rest of the day you can just have diet Coke and Skittles.
04:21But when we get married, this has got to stop.
04:23I don't want to be a widower in my 40s.
04:25Please, women will be lining up.
04:27You're going to be remarried before they're finished with my autopsy.
04:30All right, I gotta go.
04:32Damn.
04:33That's the fifth fantasy I've had about Jay this week.
04:37Ever since Jay and I kissed at the playoffs,
04:39I've been having nonstop sex dreams about him.
04:41I'm talking at work.
04:43Like, all over work.
04:44Even on planet Arrakis.
04:46I think I fell asleep watching Dune.
04:49I don't know how, but I need them to stop
04:51because Love and I are back together
04:52and have never been better.
04:54And we actually set a date.
04:56That's right.
04:57Your girl is getting married in just eight short weeks
05:00to the man of her dreams.
05:02Well, most of my dreams.
05:09And work has been surprisingly great with Kambak.
05:13He's been really helpful and supportive.
05:15The team has been crushing their off-season workouts.
05:19They're still pissed about how last season ended,
05:21which is good because this year,
05:23I plan on winning it all.
05:25If you want a legacy in this league,
05:27you can't be a one-hit wonder.
05:29Dad would be so proud that his five children
05:31that we know of are working under one roof.
05:35We still need a coach, but I am on top of it.
05:38Sure, it's been a few months
05:39and none of the candidates have blown me away yet,
05:42but I know I'll find the right guy.
05:44It's just taking me a minute to...
05:46I think I found our guy, Danny Pierce.
05:48Coach from Oklahoma?
05:49Oh, he's tied up at OU.
05:51Yeah, I bumped into him in Malibu.
05:53We ended up going to the Soho Beach House.
05:54I think he's up here visiting his aunt,
05:56who's like Jamie Lee Curtis or some shit.
05:57I love Freaky Friday.
05:59They should make more body-swap movies.
06:01I'm always saying that.
06:02They make plenty.
06:04There's my guy.
06:05Yeah, I know.
06:06I got the feeling that if we made him an offer,
06:07he'd be interested.
06:10Well, we should interview him.
06:12Totally.
06:12Of course, he'd be interviewing us as well.
06:14Excuse me?
06:15No, no, I get that.
06:16I mean, this guy is a god at OU.
06:18He can park his golf cart wherever he wants.
06:20Why would he ever leave?
06:21Uh, maybe at a coach
06:22of the most famous professional basketball team in the world?
06:24Yeah.
06:24Run by a very savvy and innovative leader.
06:27Oh, these are bad chairs.
06:30Well, of course, it's up to you,
06:31but I think we should ask him to sit with us.
06:34I agree.
06:35All right.
06:36Uh, Jackie, set up a meeting.
06:38Oh, no need to do that.
06:39I just got off the phone with him.
06:41I told him to come around here this afternoon.
06:43You know, just faster that way.
06:44Boom.
06:45Great.
06:46Why is there a framed photo of some random child here?
06:49That is my son, Milton.
06:52Isla gave Cam my office,
06:53so now this conference room has become my workstation.
06:55Oh, you know what?
06:56Maybe if I go to rehab,
06:57Isla will give me Sandy's office.
06:58Oh, boo-hoo-hoo.
06:59It's not exactly paradise over in your office.
07:01It's like fucking anthropology.
07:03Okay.
07:03Well, then give it back, bitch.
07:04The fuck are you calling bitch, bitch?
07:06Hey, nobody says bitch here
07:07unless it's in a fun and sassy gay way.
07:10Right, Sandy?
07:11I wish I was sassy,
07:12but I'm not that type of gay.
07:15Isla, you know how many years it took me to earn my office?
07:18Your dad gave it to me on his deathbed.
07:20He was on so much tramadol.
07:21He was nice for once.
07:22Okay, I promise I'm going to find you an office.
07:27It's come to my attention
07:29that none of y'all
07:30ain't bought a table for the complexion ball.
07:33What is the complexion ball again?
07:35How many times do you have to tell you
07:36is for his wife Denor's charity
07:38to eradicate cystic acne?
07:40Damn, Travis, that's exactly right.
07:43Key to staying sharp, sober living,
07:45and app-based brain games.
07:47Today's were tough.
07:49Dude, they're always tough, Benson.
07:51The table buying is $10,000,
07:53and you're all getting one.
07:56Yo, Marcus, I'm sorry,
07:57but I can't make the pimple party, man.
07:59My grandma needs help setting up her iPad.
08:02Don't lie to me.
08:03Look, you don't have to buy a table,
08:05but you all coming,
08:05and then you all walk in a rosacea carpet.
08:07All right, fine.
08:08Don't be wearing that busted-ass corduroy suit.
08:10You're looking like a Jehovah's Witness.
08:12I am a Jehovah's Witness.
08:14God damn it.
08:16We going shopping.
08:20All right, look.
08:21Obviously, when I take over,
08:22I'm going to need to make my adjustments.
08:24It's all about maximizing
08:25everyone's player efficiency rating and our EFG.
08:27That's right.
08:28That's expected field goal percentage.
08:30Oh, God.
08:31You have hot tuna breath.
08:32We definitely got to lose the zone defense.
08:35Man to man, all the time.
08:37My teams do not rest.
08:38Oh, I love that.
08:38Fuck yeah.
08:39That's what I'm talking about.
08:40I like that in theory,
08:41but we really try to keep Marcus's wear and tear down
08:44in the regular season.
08:45But we also like that you're coming in here
08:47with all these ideas, Danny.
08:48Oh, thanks.
08:48Listen, when you hire me,
08:50you don't just get the coach.
08:51You also get the president and the GM.
08:54I can wear a lot of hats, is what I'm saying.
08:56Not that you should with that head of lettuce.
08:58Oh, okay.
08:59All right, listen, I got to get going.
09:00I'm doing this photo shoot for men's health.
09:02I guess it's the abs issue.
09:04Oh, shit, I'll walk you out.
09:05Thank you so much.
09:06I'm actually going to come with you
09:07because I want to get your thoughts on oblique training.
09:11Well, I like him.
09:12And I guess I'm about to go to a magazine stand
09:14for the first time.
09:14This is why we pay for Cam's
09:16many social club memberships.
09:18Isla?
09:30I think you're prematurely cheesing.
09:32I'm just going to say.
09:33You're going to get about 15% more grill space
09:35on your lower right if you just shift it every day.
09:37Here you go.
09:37I know you want it.
09:38I know you want it.
09:39Go for it.
09:40No, no, where are you going?
09:42Right there.
09:42I'm done.
09:42I'm done.
09:43And they have to get their swim diapers on.
09:45Thank you so much for letting me bring my mom
09:47so she could watch the kids.
09:48Where's Gene?
09:49He's taking a stand-up class at Flappers.
09:51Oh, okay.
09:53I know.
09:54Um, hey, there's actually something
09:55I wanted to talk to you about.
09:56Oh, Cam's office.
09:58I'm sorry.
09:59I forgot.
09:59With all the coach stuff.
10:01No, no, no.
10:01It's fine.
10:02There's actually something bigger
10:03I wanted to run by you.
10:04Um, there is a song called Flowers
10:09by Miley Cyrus.
10:10It's about knowing your self-worth.
10:11And as you know...
10:13What is this?
10:13Are you nervous?
10:15Spit it out.
10:16I've got 80 crab cakes in the oven.
10:18Okay, fine.
10:18Look, it's just awkward
10:19because you're my best friend
10:21but you're also my boss
10:22and I just have to say it.
10:24I think I deserve a raise.
10:26Wow, okay.
10:28You know, when Cam left,
10:29you stepped up.
10:30But I stepped up too.
10:32And I love all my new responsibilities
10:33but I just really feel like...
10:35You're so right.
10:36You need a raise.
10:37And I'm going to talk to Sandy about it.
10:39I'm going to make it my priority.
10:40I'm on it.
10:41Oh, my God.
10:41Oh, thank you so much.
10:43This just means so much to me
10:44especially with Gene wanting to quit dentistry
10:46to pursue comedy full-time.
10:48Never made me laugh.
10:49He's never made anyone laugh.
10:51Hey, Cam.
10:52Hey.
10:53Oh, uh, sorry.
10:54Hi.
10:54The clogged toilet is upstairs.
10:57Nice.
10:58What?
10:58Hey, he's not the fucking plumber.
11:00This is my sober companion, Leroy.
11:02Hey.
11:03Oh, sorry.
11:04Good to meet you.
11:05Oh, shit.
11:06You got a pool?
11:08Could I borrow a bathing suit?
11:09Oh, I don't think we have any.
11:11Actually, you know what?
11:11I'm cool.
11:12I could wear my tighty-whities.
11:13Oh.
11:13Uh, hey.
11:14Oh, Lev.
11:15Leroy here needs a bathing suit.
11:17Do you have an extra one for him, please?
11:19Of course.
11:19You got it.
11:20Oh.
11:21Oh.
11:21Hey, Leroy.
11:22What's up?
11:22Yeah, I have a bathing suit for you.
11:24You know what?
11:24You can keep it.
11:25What?
11:26And feel free to hop in the outdoor shower
11:27before you jump in.
11:29What's up with the indoor shower, though?
11:31The guy's amazing.
11:32He saved my life.
11:35You put him on every billboard in L.A.?
11:38I mean, that's expansive outreach.
11:40Are you still talking about Danny?
11:42Yeah.
11:42And the offer will be ready on Monday.
11:44Let's just get it out as soon as possible.
11:45Great.
11:46All right.
11:46I'll do that.
11:47Right?
11:48Oh, right.
11:48That's if it's OK with you, boss.
11:50Yeah, send it to me first.
11:51Okay.
11:51And I'll take a look at it.
11:52I'd love to get a text chain going with him.
11:54Oh, that's easy.
11:55I'll just put us on a group chain.
11:56I love it.
11:57Hello.
11:57OK.
11:58What about me?
11:58Danny's cool.
11:59I want to be on the chain.
12:00Oh, we never forget about you.
12:02You're a guy.
12:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:04I'm a cool guy.
12:05Don't gladiate at me, please, please.
12:06Guys, our backs are too bad.
12:07You're not entertained?
12:08Don't.
12:08Please.
12:08No, no, no, no, no, no.
12:12Woo!
12:13Woo!
12:14Oh, woo!
12:15Can I be honest with you?
12:17I'm not there on this Danny thing.
12:20Well, on paper, he checks all the boxes.
12:22And he's the hottest coach available.
12:23But I mean, it's still your call.
12:25Isn't it weird that he's like already Cam's guy?
12:30And he wants to change everything we've built.
12:32Well, I mean, you just had to be a decent human being
12:35and let Jay be with his children.
12:38Jay's like an extension of our family.
12:40I mean, he was a player and an assistant, head coach.
12:43I just need someone who understands this organization.
12:47Well, the head coach before Jay was Bruce Adams,
12:49but he's dead, so that's a no-go.
12:51Jay always said his real mentor was Norm Stinson.
12:54Wait.
12:56Whatever happened to him?
12:57Well, after he won a title as an assistant coach for your dad,
13:00he was the head coach in Orlando,
13:01then Cleveland, then Detroit.
13:02Okay, where is he now?
13:04According to Wikipedia,
13:06he currently resides in Anaheim.
13:09I want to meet with him, so send him the plane.
13:12It's a 45-minute drive.
13:14Anaheim?
13:15Yeah.
13:16Then where am I thinking?
13:17I have no idea.
13:19Put your hands in the air, put your hands in the air.
13:22Yo, are you guys decent?
13:24Because I got a VIP guest about to come in.
13:26Oh, man, I can't be doing no more selfies with your sponsor.
13:29It's not Dennis, dude.
13:30It's a girl.
13:32Okay, so put your clothes on, perverts,
13:34and allow me to introduce my new bae, Zoe Dabai.
13:39Whoa.
13:40Hey, everyone.
13:41Ah, who is this woman?
13:43Benson, how do you not know Zoe Dabai?
13:45She had her own kids show.
13:46Oh, I didn't watch a lot of TV in Nigeria.
13:49I was popular.
13:50It was called Triple Trouble.
13:52She played triplets.
13:53Nice to meet you, Zoe.
13:54Miss Dabai, big fan.
13:56It's an honor to meet you.
13:57I'm a big Waves fan.
13:59Y'all were robbed last year,
14:00but I know you're getting that ring this year.
14:03Yeah.
14:05All right.
14:06Enough.
14:07Zoe, the tour continues.
14:09Next up, HR and payroll.
14:12Woo!
14:16Can we please hurry up?
14:18I have a pickleball match in an hour with Stamos.
14:20Oh, you made the connection.
14:21Nice.
14:22Guy covers the court like a gazelle.
14:24Danny finds out we're jerking off another coach
14:26he's gonna be pissed on.
14:27That's gonna be on you.
14:28Yeah, but I will say,
14:29Norm would be a lot cheaper than Danny.
14:31Yes.
14:31I just want to exhaust all possibilities.
14:35Jackie, you can bring Norm in now.
14:37He fell asleep in reception.
14:38Should I wake him up?
14:39No, he's probably just meditating.
14:41He was snoring.
14:43Jackie, just bring him in, please.
14:48Well, it's good to see you kids again, huh?
14:50It's been a long time.
14:52All right?
14:53Let's see.
14:53Cam, glad to hear you're all for drugs.
14:56Yeah, that's a good call.
14:57Oh, Isla, hey, you're finally getting married.
15:00Good.
15:01Yeah, you were single a long time, so that's good.
15:03Ness, Asian wife.
15:05That's progress.
15:06And Sandy, you're, uh, gay.
15:10Yes.
15:11Yeah.
15:12Norm, you've got a really impressive resume.
15:15You have a 605 career-winning percentage, five division titles with three different teams.
15:21I mean, what have you been up to these last years?
15:23Well, I got a condo in Anaheim.
15:25Yeah, right next to a Pete's coffee shop.
15:28So I go there every day.
15:30Anything else?
15:31I have a daughter.
15:33She lives in Boston, doesn't talk to me anymore.
15:35Her husband, he doesn't work, and I refuse to call him a full-time dad.
15:40He wears a fedora.
15:41Get the fuck out of here.
15:44Um, Norm, this last year in Detroit, uh, do you want to tell us what happened?
15:49Well, let's just say I, uh, I was dealing with some personal stuff.
15:54Would you care to elaborate on that?
15:56No.
15:58You know what?
15:59We don't need to focus on the past.
16:00Let's talk about the future.
16:01Norm, what do you think about the state of our team?
16:04Yeah, what would you do to, say, maximize player efficiency or improve our EFG?
16:09Well, I don't know what any of that shit means, but what I would say about your team,
16:13okay, so Marcus, you're paying him too much money.
16:16Travis holds on to the ball too damn long.
16:18And, oh, well, oh, no, well, you gave up too many corner threes.
16:22Yeah, very, very sloppy.
16:24Did we do anything right?
16:25Uh, let's see.
16:28Jay, great coach.
16:30I don't know why you let him go.
16:32Oh, this is where my passwords are.
16:35Now I can get back into my apps.
16:37I gotta buy some compression socks.
16:40Norm, it was great to catch up.
16:43Thank you for coming in.
16:45Okay, all right.
16:46Well, I gotta go anyway.
16:47I'm at a meter.
16:48I didn't put any money in, because I rolled the dice.
16:50If you don't mind, what's the deal with the snacks?
16:52Oh, yeah, go ahead.
16:53Help yourself.
16:54Really?
16:54Okay.
16:55This will go good with my coffee.
16:57I'm a dunker.
16:57Just take him, Norm.
16:58Thanks for coming in.
16:59Okay, thank you.
17:00All right.
17:01Can we hire Danny now, or are there any other befuddled, broken men you'd like to speak to?
17:05All right, fine.
17:06We'll go with Danny.
17:08Can I go?
17:09Yep.
17:10Monica, call Stamos!
17:17Where did Dollar Store Dyson go?
17:19I am feeling this.
17:20As you should.
17:21Might get a couple of these while I'm here.
17:24Oh, my God.
17:25Is that in pesos?
17:26Don't worry about the price.
17:27Are you buying?
17:28No.
17:29Just don't worry about the price.
17:31I'm gonna go grab you some belts.
17:32Chill here.
17:33Don't be asking anyone about a bargain bin.
17:39Wow, looking good.
17:42Oh, hey, Zoe.
17:43What are you doing here?
17:44Just shopping.
17:45You want to know something crazy?
17:46I actually grew up the biggest Long Beach Raccoons fan.
17:49Really?
17:50Yeah.
17:50We couldn't afford wave seats, but the D-League gave free tickets to my church.
17:54So we went to Raccoons games.
17:55Oh, you've been to the cage.
17:56Like a thousand times.
17:58I saw you play once.
17:59You were on fire, but they had to stop the game at halftime because the team forgot to pay the
18:03electric bill.
18:04Yeah, the owner was a real bad gambler.
18:07We gotta take a pick.
18:08My dad'll freak when I tell him we met.
18:10Let's do it.
18:13Give me your phone so I can share it.
18:16Okay.
18:17There, now you have my number.
18:19So are you gonna get this suit?
18:21I don't know.
18:23I'm worried it's not nice enough.
18:25Well, that's too bad.
18:27You wear it well.
18:30You're welcome.
18:31So what are you doing after this?
18:32Just some shopping.
18:34Then I have a meeting later about this movie my agent wants me to do.
18:37Wow, that is so cool.
18:44Ila, I have Danny Pierce's agent, line two.
18:46Hey, Norm left this in my office.
18:48Oh, sorry, I mean conference room.
18:53Holy shit.
18:55Ila, Danny's agent holding?
18:58Yeah, tell him I'll call him back.
19:00Okay.
19:08Hi.
19:09I'm looking for a grouchy, older gentleman.
19:19Norm.
19:20Oh!
19:21Oh!
19:21Shit!
19:23You can't do that.
19:25You can't sneak up on somebody like that.
19:26I almost had a heart attack.
19:27I didn't sneak up on you.
19:29I gently tapped you on the shoulder and lightly said, Norm.
19:32Well, you know where it was coming from, like a ghost.
19:35Can I, can I just sit down?
19:36Yeah.
19:37What are you doing here?
19:39I am here to yell at you.
19:41I went to bat for you.
19:42That interview was terrible.
19:44Your answers were all bad, and honestly, you were kind of rude.
19:47Wait a minute.
19:47Is this about the snacks?
19:48Because all of you said I could have them.
19:50You took everything.
19:51An entire grocery bag of snacks.
19:54Hmm.
19:56Norm.
19:58What happened in Detroit?
20:00And if I was to hire you, how would I know that wouldn't happen again?
20:07Well, I don't think my wife can die twice.
20:15Yeah, my wife, Andrea, passed away from ovarian cancer the last season that I coached.
20:22I'm so sorry.
20:24I...
20:27She got diagnosed, and suddenly basketball became very unimportant.
20:36Then when she passed, it kind of shut down.
20:41Started hanging out here.
20:45That's really tough.
20:47No, it's actually pretty nice, because they gave me my own copy of the bathroom key,
20:51so I don't have to keep going up there and asking for it.
20:55You know, believe it or not, that meeting was the first time I've talked to other people in a while.
21:04I believe it.
21:05Hmm.
21:07You left your notebook.
21:09Oh.
21:09Oh, I left it?
21:11Hmm.
21:11I may have taken a peek.
21:13You broke down all of our defensive sets in the playoffs, and basically reverse-engineered them for a new scheme.
21:20Yeah, well, I watched every Waves game last season.
21:22So you don't think we should move to a man-to-man defense?
21:25No, no, you don't throw out a system that works.
21:27You just shift the guard to the high triangle with Marcus and Bug, that's going to shrink the floor on
21:32defense.
21:33The team's going to shoot 8% worse from deep.
21:35This way Marcus doesn't have to sprint like he's 25.
21:37It's too much wear and tear.
21:41No, you've got a good team.
21:44Marla?
21:45And, uh, more importantly, they got you.
21:54I have a feeling it wasn't a mistake you left us behind.
21:58Now give me your whisk.
21:59It's a long drive home.
22:01Yeah, thanks.
22:02They got a jiggle to handle.
22:08Yo, D, hold up.
22:09Yo.
22:10I want to talk to you about something.
22:11Bro, I got to talk to you, too.
22:13I spent so much money on that suit, I can't afford shoes.
22:16A high top's okay?
22:17You're buying shoes, but it ain't about that.
22:21I saw you sweating, Zoe.
22:23She's just a raccoon's fan.
22:25Let me tell you something.
22:26My first year in L.A., Ricky Smith broke his hand in practice.
22:29I remember that.
22:30Took you guys out of the playoffs.
22:31What you don't know is, is that Ricky broke it on Derek Newman's face.
22:35Because Derek was hooking up with his lady.
22:37And no, I'm not saying who it was.
22:41Ashanti.
22:41Damn.
22:42A month later, Ricky retired.
22:45And Ashanti left Derek Finnelli.
22:47And I didn't get my playoff bonus check.
22:49There's a pecking order on the team.
22:51It goes me.
22:52And then, out here is Travis.
22:54And then your broke ass is...
22:56way down there somewhere.
22:58You feel me?
23:01All right.
23:02Well, good afternoon.
23:03Thank you all for being here.
23:04It was a long search.
23:06But we always said when we found the right guy, we would know it.
23:10And we did.
23:11But then I wanted to meet one more person.
23:14So take it away, Isla.
23:17Thank you, Ness.
23:18I'm so excited to welcome back Norm Stinson.
23:21As the new head coach of the Los Angeles Waves, welcome home, Norm.
23:28All right.
23:29Well, let's open it up to some questions here.
23:31Rachel.
23:32Coach, there were reports that some within the organization wanted to hire Danny Pierce.
23:36But ultimately, you were chosen.
23:38How does that make you feel?
23:39Wait, what do you mean Danny Pierce?
23:40Danny Pierce from Oklahoma?
23:41You, seriously, you could have hired Danny Pierce?
23:44You crazy?
23:45No, I mean, that kid's a hot shot.
23:47Yeah.
23:47Easy on the eyes, too, right?
23:48Norm is obviously joking.
23:51Yeah, you're joking because you're better than him.
23:53Look, I'm going to do the best I can.
23:54And we hope it goes well.
23:57But if it doesn't, I guess it's on you then, right?
24:02Oh, my God, Norm.
24:03All right, let's do another question here.
24:05Coach Norm's going to sit this one out, okay?
24:08God damn it.
24:09Dude, are you all right?
24:11Danny was going to be my guy.
24:12He was going to take us to the mountaintop.
24:14And I was going to get all the credit.
24:16Now Isla's throwing us this curveball.
24:18Now I'm fucked!
24:19What are you going to do now?
24:20What do you think I want to do now?
24:22I want to do some drugs.
24:23Yes!
24:24I was hoping you said that.
24:26Yeah, I actually tried this stuff out this morning.
24:28It's really good.
24:29Bottoms up.
24:35Woo!
24:38All right.
24:43Did you get it?
24:48Yeah, it's goof.
24:51I meant good.
24:54Yeah, well, you look goof in it.
24:56Have a goof night.
25:07Hello?
25:08Dyson.
25:09Clint Benelli.
25:10Marcus's agent.
25:11Oh, yeah, we've met before.
25:12You were backing out of a handicapped spot and you ran over my bike.
25:15Yeah, and I sent you home in an uber black, didn't I?
25:18Look, you're becoming a real asset to the team.
25:20I want to ask you something.
25:21Are you happy with your contract?
25:29I made the Bella Hadid pasta from Tick Tock.
25:32We didn't have feta, so I used the 365 Mexican cheese blend.
25:36Oh, thank you.
25:38Look, I know we said that we were not drinking on weeknights, but I really could use like three
25:43glasses of wine.
25:44I had a feeling.
25:45Hey, uh, by the way, congrats on hiring Norm.
25:47He seems great.
25:48Yeah, well, he better be, because it's on me if he isn't.
25:51Ooh, that reminds me.
25:52Hey, did you see that photo of Jay Brown on TMZ Sports?
25:55What?
25:56No.
25:57Yeah, my phlebotomist showed it to me.
25:58Apparently, he's dating Miss Massachusetts.
26:01He posted a selfie of them and a benefit.
26:03Jay Brown's dating a beauty queen?
26:05I guess some women find him handsome.
26:07What?
26:08I thought he was supposed to be like this intellectual guy who cared more about character than that.
26:13But whatever.
26:14She's very pretty.
26:16Yeah, well, I know someone prettier.
26:27Let's go upstairs.
26:29Why do I need to go upstairs?
26:35I mean, they had Danny Pierce on a platter.
26:37And I don't care what your pronouns are.
26:39Everybody wants this kid.
26:40And they decide to go with Norm Stinson?
26:43I mean, was he half off at a garage sale or something?
26:45He doesn't have a garage.
26:46He lives in a condo, you idiot.
26:48Hey, you have a minute?
26:50I know he can't hear me.
26:51I have to stop doing that.
26:52What's up?
26:53Oh, I just wanted to see if he got a chance to talk to Sandy.
26:56Oh, my God, I forgot.
26:58I'm sorry.
26:58Hiring Norm has been my priority.
27:01Not that you're not important.
27:03Well, hopefully I'm next.
27:05You know, you are.
27:06I mean, things are finally starting to settle down.
27:09Not so crazy, so...
27:11Breaking news here.
27:12Breaking news.
27:13Sources are telling me that with only weeks left before the season starts,
27:18LA Wave small forward Dyson Gibbs is holding out for a new contract.
27:24Are you kidding me?
27:26Jackie?
27:26I need my brothers in here immediately.
27:29Are we good?
27:30Yeah, we're good.
27:32Did you know about this?
27:33No.
27:33No, you didn't know?
27:34Oh, yeah, I knew about it and I didn't talk to you.
27:35Does anyone know about this?
27:36There's not enough time to close a new contract.
27:38It's two weeks.
27:38No, no, no, no.
27:39Why don't we put Sean Murphy on the payroll at this point?
27:42Yeah, two weeks.
27:42That's funny.
27:43You're lucky.
27:44You have to pay.
27:45You need to handle this.
27:46I'm going hard, serving face with no regard.
27:49I am that bitch.
27:51You said a lie, so I pop my shit.
27:53Yeah, yeah.
27:53I slay.
27:54I slay.
27:55I turn up every day.
27:57The girls, they here.
27:59So listen very clear.
28:01Bring them out, girls.
28:03Bring them out, girls.
28:04Bring them out, girls.
28:07Here we come.
28:08we're going to stretch.
28:10we're going to dance better.
28:12we're going to stretch, we're go- ê±°ì£
28:14we're go- dance better.
28:16we're going to stretch, we're going to dance better.
28:20we're going do this, we're going to stretch.
28:22We're dancing and dancing and dancing.
28:23We're works of dance, can you feel it?
28:26I feel it, I feel it like I'm feeling it.
28:30I'm feeling it, I'm feeling it.
28:32You're singing곡ly loud and proud.
28:35Do you feel this?
28:38It's going down
28:39We're gonna stretch, we're gonna dance together
28:42We're gonna pose, we're gonna stretch, we're gonna dance together
28:46I've been posing all together
28:48Dancing, I can't remember this
28:52Go to bed
29:32Go to bed
30:04Go to bed
30:34Go to bed
30:51Go to bed
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