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Amandaland S02E06 Prom
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00:00It smells fantastic.
00:02Talk us through a little bit about how you make your wonderful croissants.
00:05OK, well, the trick is the lamination,
00:07because if you cut it open like this,
00:09you can see inside you've got all these layers,
00:11and that is a combination of butter and pastry.
00:14Oh, God! You woke me up again.
00:18How can you hear the kettle over that TV, Mummy?
00:20Has that been on all night?
00:22I always sleep with the tiller as none in my own house.
00:25Well, it's not your house that I need to get to work.
00:27And please, Mummy, can you tidy up a bit?
00:29It's like living with a student.
00:31I'm homeless, Amanda.
00:33You're not homeless, Mummy.
00:34You're between a four-bedroom house and a six-bedroom house,
00:37and any day now we could be exchanging.
00:40Well, while I'm in limbo, this is my bedroom,
00:42and I don't see why I should have to tidy up.
00:45I mean, that's exactly why one has a cleaner.
00:47I don't have a cleaner. I am my own cleaner.
00:50Oh, so I shouldn't put my used towels in the bath?
00:54Will you let me know if the estate agent calls, Mummy?
00:57Yes.
00:58Oh, damn it. I'm going to be late.
01:02Why is the fridge not working?
01:04Because I turned it off.
01:05Its buzzing annoyed me.
01:08Unbelievable.
01:10And Mummy, please, can you open a window?
01:12It stinks in there.
01:25Whoa!
01:26There's a lot of dogs you got there, Fi.
01:28Yeah.
01:29Hugo, Bobby, Snowball.
01:31And my newest sign-in, Shakira.
01:33It's great you're so busy.
01:35You're like the Deborah Meaden of dog walking.
01:37Yeah, I can basically cover all our household bills now,
01:39so it means when Della gets back she can have a proper break from bloody cooking.
01:43She deserves a sabbatical.
01:45It's her turn at the basket weaving.
01:48Whatever she fancies doing.
01:49I wish I was in a lesbian marriage.
01:51Just so considerate.
01:53No offence, Jade.
01:54Oh, none taken.
01:55When's Della back?
01:56Friday.
01:57I cannot wait.
01:58She literally flies in for the prom.
02:00Guys, can you believe that our babies are going to the proms?
02:03Aw, little grown-up.
02:05Fi, I might have to borrow your high-vis for the big night
02:08because I have volunteered to man the gangplank.
02:11It's the prom on a pirate ship.
02:12It's a river cruise.
02:14Surprisingly upmarket, the Haycroft.
02:16And you know what?
02:17I think a prom on a boat is a lovely idea.
02:20Yeah, because when I think of sort of drunk teenagers,
02:22I obviously think open water.
02:24Oh, hey, there will be no illegal substances on my wife,
02:27thank you very much.
02:28I know every trick in the book.
02:30I was once a teenager too, you know.
02:31My friends and I once smuggled a hamster into mass.
02:34Oh, God.
02:35Is that the hamster story again, Anne?
02:37Uh, boys, what are you doing?
02:39There's a game going on here.
02:40Guys, we're in the middle of a match.
02:42What are you playing at? Darius!
02:44Oh, what?
02:44He's doing his promposal.
02:45What is a promposal?
02:47Who thought of that stupid word?
02:48I think it's romantic.
02:49I think it's in a promenation.
02:51Oh, here we go.
02:53Georgina, Felicity, Maureen.
02:55Maureen?
02:56I know.
02:56That's Johnny's mother's name.
02:59Will you go to prom, Lee?
03:00Oh.
03:01Yes.
03:02Yay!
03:05Oh, my God.
03:07Sorry, sorry, I know.
03:08It's the pregnancy hormones, Bush.
03:10I'm just thinking of my little Darius in his little tuxedo
03:13like a tiny James Bond.
03:15Tiny James is the size of Jaws from James Bond.
03:18Well, spread the word, guys,
03:19because this year's after party is going to be at Senuous HQ,
03:22a.k.a. our house, and it's going to be lit.
03:25Oh, sorry, Mum.
03:25There's actually been a change of plan.
03:27We're all going to Becky Sota's house now.
03:28Her house is massive,
03:29and her parents are getting the carpets changed anyway, so...
03:32Oh, cool.
03:33Yeah.
03:33That does sound dope, actually.
03:35Yes.
03:35Yeah.
03:36Well...
03:37We'll do the pre's.
03:38What are the pre's?
03:39Pre's.
03:40Pre-party.
03:41It's actually way cooler than the after party.
03:43Girls only, a.k.a. the squad.
03:45Georgie can be Taylor, I'll be Selena,
03:47and Morton can be Blake.
03:48Oh, come on.
03:49At least let me be Gigi.
03:51Okay.
03:53Best mum ever, right?
03:54Mum, you know what would look amazing with my dress?
03:57What?
03:57Your blue vintage shoes?
03:59They're not vintage.
04:00I wore them in my twenties,
04:02and they cost more than a term at a mid-table prep,
04:04so...
04:04No.
04:05Right.
04:06I got me some pre's to plan.
04:08Well, while you guys are doing that,
04:10Darius can come to us for a shit and a shave
04:11before the prom if he wants.
04:13Lovely, yeah.
04:13Okay, cool.
04:14So, should JJ and I come over too
04:15and wave them off?
04:17Nice.
04:17That'll be good.
04:18Yeah.
04:19I mean...
04:20Oh, we could do it at yours, you know?
04:22I'm easy.
04:23That's fine with me.
04:24Yeah?
04:24Oh, no, Mel, we should do it at yours
04:26because then we can all chip in for the limo.
04:27I mean, they're inherently naff,
04:29but teenagers don't seem to know that, so...
04:31We had a limo at our wedding.
04:33Yeah.
04:34So...
04:35Congratulations.
04:37See you Friday for the pre's.
04:42I'm back.
04:43Hello.
04:44Any news from the estate agent, Mummy?
04:46Uh-uh.
04:47Right.
04:49Why are you still in bed? I need to start setting up for the party.
04:52Well, it's not my fault I slept so terribly.
04:54Your downstairs neighbour started hoovering at 11am.
04:57How can you even hear the hoover over that TV?
05:00Please get up, Mummy.
05:01I need to turn this room into a spa by 2pm when the girls arrive.
05:04Well, if you're going to be in here, where exactly am I supposed to watch Wimbledon?
05:07I'm helping the crew get ready, so it's not my concern.
05:10This is the designated VI pre's area.
05:14What is this?
05:16Gross, Mummy.
05:18What?
05:18What?
05:18I did it out of the window.
05:25Why are you going through my bins?
05:27My bins?
05:28Building a coffee table, I've accidentally dropped a screw.
05:32Right.
05:32Abs has never actually been inside my flat, and I want to present as the kind of person who puts
05:37their cup somewhere predictable.
05:39Yeah!
05:42Nice screw.
05:44Do you think you could ask your mum to turn the telly down at night?
05:47I can hear his GB news for the floorboards. I'm becoming right-wing for osmosis.
05:50Mel, if I could, I would. It's like having another teenager.
05:54It's a good job you're going to be living together then, isn't it?
05:56It'll be fine once we have a moving-in date.
05:58Everyone knows high ceilings really absorb family tension.
06:01Oh, yeah. Does that really work at Buckingham Palace?
06:07OK, right. Boat leaves at 6. Limo arrives at 5.
06:1250 minutes for photo ops.
06:13I'll tell makeup we need everyone ready 4.30.
06:16She's worked on Strictly Social Understand deadlines.
06:18Mummy, there's crystals of the breeze.
06:20I'm really smelling them.
06:22It's the guys. So exciting.
06:25Please don't try and be cool, Mum.
06:26As if.
06:30Hey-o!
06:33Strong nail game. Look at that!
06:35You should hear him texting. It's like a 1950s type pimple.
06:38Hello!
06:39Oh, cock, cock, welcome back!
06:41Oh!
06:42How are the high seas?
06:43Have you seen below deck?
06:45No!
06:46Well, that's that comparison, Fogton.
06:48It's all right if we hang around to do photos, right?
06:50It's sort of a drop-off.
06:51Hi!
06:52I'm going to be hanging with the girl.
06:54Hi!
06:55Uh...
06:55I'm going to be...
06:57OK.
07:01Mummy?
07:02It's very loud.
07:05Mummy!
07:06Shall we turn that off now?
07:07We've got guests.
07:08Mm-hmm.
07:09Could someone get back?
07:11You're a tennis fan, Dara.
07:11Never watched it, never played it, but it's produced some excellent lesbians.
07:15So, yeah.
07:16Yeah.
07:16I'm a fan.
07:17And the baby.
07:18You got any vino?
07:20Um...
07:20OK.
07:21Yeah, I'm just about to take some drinks up to the girls, Fee, but I think there's some
07:25wine in the fridge.
07:26Oh.
07:28Right.
07:28That's Mummy's.
07:29Drink that.
07:29I heard that.
07:31It's so fun, having Della back.
07:34And I'm excited to take over as the breadwinner.
07:36So, I can't wait to tell a nice sabbatical plan.
07:40Aww.
07:41Fee, I think I might be needed now.
07:43OK.
07:44Georgie!
07:45The make-up designer!
07:47Hi there.
07:48I'm Claire.
07:49Hello.
07:49I'm sorry I'm a tad late.
07:50The traffic was a nightmare down from Birmingham.
07:51Oh, for the Strictly tour?
07:52No, my parents live there and I'm crashing with them because my house burnt down in a fire.
07:57Note to self.
07:58Don't light candles and fall asleep in the bath.
08:00Right?
08:01Where do you want me?
08:01Do you want to do it in my room?
08:02Oh, sweet.
08:03I've got it all set up in here.
08:04Actually, opposite sounds good because I could do with a bit of space for all my kit.
08:07Oh, OK.
08:08I'm one of life's spreaders.
08:10I'm a super spreader, you could say.
08:12Though, if you can catch it, I'll get it.
08:13I've only just shaken off conjunctivitis.
08:16Great.
08:18Let's get cracking!
08:19Will you be needing this, Claire?
08:20Oh, is that all right?
08:21Yeah, that's fine.
08:22It weighs a ton.
08:23I slipped a disc last year.
08:24Is that OK?
08:25I've got it.
08:26Can you manage?
08:27Yes!
08:28Yes!
08:28So exciting!
08:30Oh!
08:32OK.
08:34Ooh!
08:35Loving the vibe!
08:37I'll just pop this here, and I thought maybe I could lend a hand with the hair.
08:41So I'm going to need a plug for my straighteners.
08:43Oh, that'd be nice.
08:44Oh, Mum, could we get some drinks, please?
08:46Oh, er...
08:47Oh, wait, yeah, no, I'm actually quite thirsty, could we?
08:49Can I get a drink too?
08:51Oh, yes!
08:52Yes, sure, of course.
08:53Er...
08:53Mocktail's coming right up.
08:55Don't do anything fun without me!
08:57Just here, I'll...
09:01Oh, he's calling me.
09:04Hello, Amanda speaking.
09:05Oh, hello, it's Tony here from poshandclassylimosandcoaches.com.
09:09Hi.
09:09Listen, a bit of bad news, I'm afraid, my darling.
09:11Our driver has just come down with a migraine.
09:14These cocktails are off.
09:15They're not, they're just non-alcoholic.
09:17Sorry, what has this got to do with me?
09:18Well, I'm afraid we're going to have to cancel.
09:20What?!
09:21No!
09:21You can't cancel.
09:23I need that limo.
09:23It's my daughter's prop.
09:24Sorry, but we just don't have a driver who can handle a vehicle of that length.
09:28Now, listen.
09:29I don't usually do this because I am a very modest super-influencer,
09:32but my Insta-senuous is followed by a lot of influential people
09:36who could definitely afford to hire limos.
09:38...albeit ironically.
09:39And all I need to do is post that you cancelled at the last minute,
09:42and, well, that's going to be seen by a lot of powerful eyeballs.
09:48And you are going to rue the day that...
09:49Amanda?
09:50Yes?
09:51I'll sort it.
09:52Oh.
09:53Okay.
09:57All right.
09:59Mummy, please turn the volume down.
10:01And have you got your phone on you in case you see a stage agent, please?
10:03Oh, nag, nag, nag.
10:04I'm not a child, you know.
10:06Okay, well, stop acting my one.
10:08Right, drinks time!
10:09No, not for you.
10:11Girls, it's mocktail or clocktail!
10:13Oh, God!
10:14Guess who didn't put the lid on their glitter?
10:16Oh!
10:17Don't worry, I've got more in the car!
10:23Girl?
10:24Hey!
10:27Who wants a smooch on the beach?
10:29I think you're going to have to take it off and start again, George.
10:32It's awful!
10:33What's wrong?
10:36Oh!
10:36The makeup designer is so bad, Mum.
10:38She's made me look really old.
10:40She didn't even know what contouring was.
10:42We had to show her YouTube video.
10:43No.
10:44What?
10:44She's worked on Strictly.
10:46Yeah, she did Bill Bailey.
10:47Dammit.
10:48Please, can you ask her to leave, Mum?
10:49She's going to make us look like middle-aged receptionists.
10:51I can't.
10:52I've paid for it and she's driven all the way from Birmingham and she's so nice.
10:55Please, Mum.
10:59Yeah, she doesn't.
11:00You do look hideous, my love.
11:02I'm sorry.
11:04I'll sort it.
11:05Okay.
11:06I've cleaned the bathroom.
11:07I've done the kitchen.
11:08Um, does it smell in here?
11:10Yeah, it reeks of Febreas and bleach.
11:13Oh, right.
11:13Great.
11:14God, there's a lot more space in here.
11:16Have you had a wall taken out?
11:18Uh, no.
11:19I just put all the vinyls in the shed to create a bit of space, you know?
11:22Which reminds me, do not let abs in the summer house.
11:25It's a tip and anyone who's got a beer can use one of the coasters, please.
11:30Since when did you use coasters?
11:32Since today.
11:33It's a new table.
11:33I don't want to get marks on it.
11:36Oh, shit.
11:37They're here.
11:41Hey, come in.
11:42Welcome.
11:43Only us.
11:43Everyone decent.
11:45Hey, JJ.
11:46You all right, Mum?
11:46Hi, baby.
11:48Wow.
11:50Yeah.
11:51So, this is where the magic happens, eh?
11:53Oh, yeah, of course.
11:54You've never been here.
11:55No.
11:56I haven't been inside, no.
11:58Oh.
11:58I came to your old place above the barber's that was definitely a money laundering front.
12:01Can I use your bog?
12:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:04Straight through.
12:05Great.
12:06Yeah.
12:08Hey, JJ, you want a beer?
12:09Ooh.
12:09Sure.
12:10Coaster.
12:11Ooh.
12:11One shouldn't hurt.
12:13JJ, man.
12:15Can I...
12:15Yes, thank you.
12:16I just cleaned the floor.
12:23Hmm.
12:25Oh, just the person I was looking for.
12:28Have you got a parking ticket?
12:29Oh, no.
12:30Oh, classic name.
12:31Is everything all right?
12:33Yes.
12:33Terrific.
12:34Really, really good.
12:35Oh, dear.
12:36Sorry, hang on.
12:37Mummy, it's very loud.
12:38Turn it down.
12:39Oh, God.
12:40Um, tell you what, we're having such a laugh out there.
12:42Those young ladies, they're a real hoot.
12:44Reminds me of when I used to work with Carol Smiley.
12:46And you're Georgie.
12:47She's so polite.
12:48She's a real credit to you, Amanda.
12:50Aw, thanks.
12:52So, I know we talked about you doing the full three hours.
12:55Oh, listen, I'm happy to do more.
12:57I'm just so pleased to be here.
12:59This is my first gig back since I finished chemo, so...
13:03Oh, really?
13:04Yeah.
13:04Oh, God.
13:05Um, well, I was thinking that, um, maybe the girls could just
13:11do their own thing.
13:12Are they not happy?
13:13No!
13:14Not at all.
13:15They love it.
13:15They love it.
13:16Yeah.
13:16Yeah, they love it.
13:17No, I just thought, um, uh, that...
13:22It's a bit unfair of them hogging you all to themselves.
13:25And I know that the other parents would love a go, too.
13:30So, we can all look good for the photos as well.
13:35Oh!
13:36Oh!
13:37Oh!
13:37Of course!
13:38Oh!
13:38Oh, that's so sweet!
13:39Oh, no!
13:40Yeah!
13:40Listen, I'll grab some more brushes.
13:42OK, yeah.
13:42And then I'll give this slot a once over.
13:44Hey, shall I start on you?
13:45Hmm?
13:46Tease that jawline out.
13:47Hmm?
13:47Hmm?
14:17Yeah.
14:17I actually could have been a model.
14:18No, you couldn't have been a model.
14:19You've got your father's shoulders.
14:21It's all good, Mum.
14:22We'll be down in a minute.
14:23Love you.
14:26OK, who's from Topper?
14:27Ugh!
14:29Busted!
14:30Mummy!
14:31What do you think you're doing?
14:32It's just a tiny tipple.
14:34Relax.
14:35I said no do's.
14:36My roof, my rules.
14:37And now...
14:38Amanda!
14:39The limo's here!
14:40Thank God.
14:41You may be a model, but you are no role model.
14:45I'll be right back.
14:46Oh, wow.
14:47I am loving the barbacartlins, babe.
14:49I'll have a go next.
14:50Don't blink all your eyelids.
14:51You'll get glued together.
14:52Tony!
14:53Hi!
14:54Amanda!
14:54Yes, hello!
14:55Oh!
14:56Can I just say...
14:57Yeah.
14:58Big fan of your underwear.
15:01OK.
15:02We're not quite ready,
15:03so if you could just do a lap of the block
15:05and I'll give you a call when I'm ready.
15:06Do you know how long you're going to be?
15:07Because I'd fully get back to the switchboards.
15:09Not long.
15:09Not long.
15:09But just take the first left
15:11and you can do a loop around the block.
15:12Well, that does look a bit tight.
15:14I don't usually drive the limo.
15:16It's fine.
15:17Just keep circling.
15:19We do need to leave soon, though.
15:21You're a professional, Claire.
15:22Make me look gorgeous.
15:23Oh, what fun.
15:25You're my favourite sort of client, right?
15:26I'm thinking something really funky.
15:29It's so lovely to have you back.
15:31I've got a rather interesting plan.
15:33I'd love to pass by you if that's all right.
15:34Sorry.
15:35Can you just keep still?
15:36I'm going to start on your lips.
15:36Yeah, all right.
15:37I'll go first.
15:39I have something to say to you as well.
15:41So, the investors behind the cruise were really impressed with what I did.
15:47Uh-huh.
15:47And long story short, they've offered me my own restaurant.
15:53Oh!
15:54Hey!
15:55How's that, then?
15:56In London?
15:57No!
15:58In Miami!
16:00Wow!
16:00Fee, Fee, can you just hold still?
16:02Oh, yeah.
16:02Sorry.
16:03I mean, the weather's great all year round, and we can easily get a pet passport from
16:08Bobby.
16:09Wow.
16:09Oh.
16:10That's so fancy.
16:12I'd love to go to Miami.
16:13I've never been, but I've seen CSI, Miami.
16:15Oh!
16:16Are you OK?
16:17I picked up the hot end of the hair straightness.
16:19Oh, again.
16:20Oh, when will I learn?
16:22Oh, I can't believe how handsome you look.
16:25I'm going to send these to all the pats.
16:27Now, get behind me and hold the bump.
16:29Oh, my...
16:30What?
16:30No, that's weird.
16:31Erm, sit on my knee?
16:33No.
16:34Oh, I know.
16:34Why don't we press our cheeks together?
16:36Mum, this is getting creepy now.
16:39Jesus, is it that time already?
16:40I have to go to the boat.
16:41It leaves at six.
16:42Don't be late.
16:43Oh, thank God.
16:44Bye, Anne.
16:48Listen, sorry if I was a bit of a punkty pooper back then,
16:52but to make up for it,
16:53I wondered if you wanted to borrow my shoes.
16:56Oh, my gosh.
16:57Thank you so much.
16:59I'm a very petite size nine,
17:00so I'm sure you can make them work.
17:02I love them.
17:03Aww.
17:04Why don't you wear the sliders on board to save your arches?
17:07Yeah.
17:07I love you. Thank you.
17:08I love you.
17:09And if it's cool with you and the squad,
17:11maybe I can come in just for the finishing touches.
17:15OK.
17:18Oh, what now?
17:22Yes.
17:26What?
17:27Oh, my God.
17:29Well, boys, that's a lot of aftershave, huh?
17:32Right, where's your mum?
17:33Well, she's in Luton.
17:35Sorry, you mean apps, don't you?
17:37Er, I think she's in the garden.
17:39Hold up.
17:40Shit!
17:40I told you not to let her near the shed!
17:48Ahem.
17:51Famous shed?
17:52Yeah.
17:53Technically, it's a...
17:54It's a summer house.
17:55Yeah, normally we keep the vinyl in, um...
17:58Not in here.
17:59Mm.
18:00So...
18:01Feels bigger.
18:04And, um...
18:06All right, look, Abs,
18:07I see you poking around with your judgy looks.
18:10My flat's not huge,
18:11and the phone reception's shit,
18:12and half of Ned's bedroom is in the back garden,
18:15but it's a nice flat.
18:17And the neighbours are lovely,
18:19and we like it here.
18:20So...
18:20Stop behaving like...
18:24What?
18:24You're such a dick.
18:26What I was thinking was,
18:28holy shit, Mal's sorted his life out.
18:30You've got a toilet roll on the thingy.
18:33You've got two types of sugar.
18:34You've built a fucking den.
18:36Technically, it's a summer house.
18:38Yeah, well, it's remarkable
18:39for a man who used to use a sock as a wallet.
18:42No, you're like a fully functioning human being, mate.
18:47And you're a really, really, really great dad.
18:50And, yeah, I just never thought I'd say it,
18:52but you've nailed being a grown-up.
18:56Thanks.
18:58Yeah.
19:00I hope it's okay for me to say this,
19:02but, um...
19:05Us not being married any more is definitely...
19:07I totally agree.
19:10Mm.
19:15I love you guys.
19:18Are you pissed, George?
19:19Yeah.
19:21Yeah!
19:23Um, why are we all hugging in my shirt?
19:25Oh, my...
19:26Oh, my...
19:27Look at this handsome young man.
19:30Get in here, man.
19:32It's amazing.
19:34Lady killer.
19:35I can't move.
19:36Oi, you lot, the limo's here.
19:37Are we going or what?
19:39You okay?
19:40Yeah, yeah.
19:42Wow.
19:43Oh, my God.
19:49Open jacket, please.
19:50Getting in there.
19:52Nothing.
19:52Nothing?
19:53Okay.
19:54On you go.
19:55Hello.
19:56That's great.
19:58Hi.
19:58Can you open your purse, please?
20:00Okay.
20:00Turn around.
20:01Sorry, what is that?
20:03Water.
20:05Good, you're staying hydrated.
20:06That's great.
20:06On you go.
20:07Come on.
20:08Open your bag.
20:10Tony, please.
20:10It's not as simple as that, Amanda.
20:12It really isn't.
20:12There's, like, so much space.
20:13I'm just scraping him there.
20:14It's just...
20:15It's really unfortunate.
20:16I can't believe you've got it.
20:18It's stuck.
20:18I'd normally just man the phone.
20:20How...
20:20What's going on?
20:21Tony has got the limo stuck and they are literally going to miss the boat.
20:25The girls are coming down, Mandy.
20:26Oh, my God.
20:27Move the car.
20:28How?
20:29How?
20:29I can't change physics.
20:31No!
20:32It's...
20:32Oh, my God.
20:33It's...
20:33Yes, now...
20:34That's all I need.
20:35Move the limo.
20:37Oh, wow.
20:40Oh, my God.
20:41Oh, sweetheart.
20:42Babe, you look amazing.
20:44Doesn't she look stunning?
20:46You look so beautiful, babe.
20:47Oh, no.
20:49What's happening with the limo?
20:51Oh, God.
20:51We're not going to be late, are we?
20:53Right.
20:54Hold that one.
20:55What are you doing?
20:56Sorting shit out.
20:58I don't know.
20:58I'll drive a 15-year-old transit with a knackered clutch.
21:00We don't know.
21:01This should be a piece of piss.
21:02You're stuck, Amanda.
21:03Matey, give me the keys.
21:04Okay.
21:05Hurry up.
21:05We're late.
21:06Hurry up.
21:06Hey, you in the black car.
21:08Back up.
21:09Okay, Tony, out of the way.
21:11Out of the way.
21:11Your missus is a boss lady now.
21:14What?
21:14She can reverse part like a demon.
21:17Are we talking about the same Fiona?
21:19Oh, yes.
21:22Oh, my God.
21:24Oh, my God.
21:25Oh, my God.
21:36Oh, my God.
21:39Oh, my God.
21:41Oh, my God.
21:41Oh, my God.
21:42Oh, my God.
21:43Oh, my God.
21:45Oh, my God.
21:47Oh, my God.
21:48Oh, my God.
21:49You're late, you're late, you're late. Go, go, go.
21:51I love you.
21:52I love you so much. I love you.
21:55Mum, we really need to go.
21:57Just for a sec. Just for a sec.
21:58Mummy, you take it.
22:00Just take it, Mummy.
22:01Mum, let's go. Let's go.
22:03Don't have time, Amanda.
22:05Go, go, go, go.
22:08Enjoy yourselves. It's only happened once.
22:11Oh, bye.
22:12See you, mate.
22:13Bye, darling. Lovely prom.
22:15Have a good time.
22:17Just wish I'd had a bit more time with them.
22:19Right. Who else wants to get the make-out?
22:21Oh, no. Someone's left their bag.
22:24Oh, no.
22:25Who's are these?
22:26Oh, God, they're Georgie's.
22:29She's wearing sliders.
22:31You can't wear sliders to the prom.
22:33This is a nightmare.
22:35Oh.
22:36Right. Get in the van. Come on.
22:38Come on.
22:40Oh, God. Will we make it?
22:42Well, there's only one way to find out.
22:45Let's go.
22:48I think we just backed into Claire.
22:51I'm fine. I'm fine.
22:53Sorry.
22:54It was my fault anyway.
22:55She's fine.
22:56Okay. Go, go, go.
23:05What are these?
23:07Antacids.
23:09Do you get them?
23:11Oh, God, it's terrible. Yeah, me too.
23:12It's a scourge.
23:13Go on. In you go. Have a good night.
23:15Okay.
23:15All right.
23:16Sorry, can we hurry this up a bit, please, Darius's mum?
23:18It's just the boat driver wants to take off.
23:21Okay. Cool.
23:29Honestly, the one time they're not glued to their phone.
23:33Oh, shit. Mal, it's 5.49.
23:37How do we stop the boat?
23:38Well, there is one person you could call.
23:45Hi, Amanda.
23:46Everything okay?
23:46Anne, you have to delay the boat.
23:48Well, we're nearly all aboard.
23:49Georgie has forgotten her shoes and I need to bring them to her.
23:52Please, Anne, we're nearly there.
23:55Leave it with me.
23:57You know what, lads?
24:00I don't think I've searched you thoroughly enough.
24:04My God, this whole stupid afternoon has been an absolute flop.
24:08What?
24:09Kids had a great time.
24:11Yeah, but I didn't get to join in.
24:12Not that Georgie wanted me there anyway.
24:14Georgie's finding her groove.
24:16You should be proud.
24:18Getting her ready to fly the nest like your mum got you ready.
24:21And now here I am moving back in with her.
24:23Well, for what it's worth, I'm gonna miss you.
24:27Oh, my God, there it is.
24:28There it is, Mal.
24:29That's the turning.
24:30Yep, got it.
24:34Oh, my God.
24:35Let's go.
24:36I forgot my shoes.
24:37I forgot my shoes.
24:38Oh, my God.
24:39What am I gonna do?
24:40I can't go to prom and sneakers.
24:41Okay, okay, okay.
24:42I mean, they look good.
24:43Does anyone know where I can turn around?
24:46No.
24:46Oh, my God.
24:47You're kidding me.
24:51All right, the limousine's stuck again,
24:53but it's just a couple of hundred yards away.
24:54If you sprit, you might just make it.
24:56Right.
24:56Uh, the door.
24:59Madam, we really need to go.
25:00Don't touch me.
25:01Don't touch me.
25:01I'm pregnant.
25:03Georgie, is it exciting to your mum?
25:05Because I don't think I can hang on any longer.
25:08No.
25:08Okay, we should get on the boat, George.
25:10Don't worry.
25:11If your heels don't arrive,
25:12some of the best times in my life
25:13have been having cultural shoes.
25:15Georgie!
25:16Oh, my God.
25:17Is that your mum?
25:18There she is.
25:19Georgie!
25:20Hold the boat!
25:21Oh, my God!
25:23I brought your shoes!
25:24Oh, how?
25:25Oh, my God!
25:27Oh, my God!
25:29Oh, my God!
25:30Oh, my God!
25:31Oh, my God!
25:32Oh, my God!
25:33Oh, my God!
25:37Oh, my God!
25:39Oh, my God!
25:43Oh, my God!
25:45I love you!
25:46Thanks, Mum!
25:47Oh, sweet!
25:47I have the most wonderful prom!
25:49And try not to spill any sticky drinks
25:51on those shoes, please!
25:53I will!
25:53They're satin!
25:56And three, two, one!
25:59Hey!
26:02These are so hard to walk in.
26:04I'm going back to sliders.
26:06Mum!
26:08I'll stick with the flats!
26:10Catch!
26:15Does it matter?
26:16Have the best time, my sweetheart!
26:19Thanks!
26:23Anne, quick!
26:24I can still see them.
26:25Can you swim?
26:26I mean, I've got my 20 metres.
26:34I'm pretty gasping.
26:36Can you believe our baby's gone to prom?
26:39It's mad, innit?
26:40Do you know, I can't take anything that you're saying
26:42seriously with that make-up on.
26:43I asked for Kardashian.
26:45Well, you got Fanny Craddock.
26:46Uh-huh.
26:49Nice driving back there.
26:51Never seen you take charge like that before.
26:54I'm a dog walker now.
26:55What I say goes.
26:57Ask the dogs.
27:01You don't want to move, do you?
27:05Not really.
27:06Huh.
27:08I mean, you know I love you.
27:11But this is the first time in years I feel settled.
27:14I mean, Mautza's got sixth form and we've got friends.
27:17And I'm not just Della's wife, Fee.
27:20I'm utterly barking, Fee, now.
27:24I'm going to say no to the author.
27:26No, no, go to Miami Bay.
27:27You've got to do it.
27:31But we're going to stay here.
27:33We've made it work for the last year.
27:35We can do a bit longer.
27:41I'm going to take these eyelashes off.
27:47Hello!
27:49Is everyone gone now?
27:50Well, nearly.
27:51The make-up lady's upstairs washing her brushes.
27:53Oh, God.
27:53She's still here.
27:54How did it go?
27:55Well, Georgie got her photo and then my shoes fill in the Thames.
28:01Well, that's what being a mother is about in the end.
28:04Emergencies and cheerleading.
28:06Yes.
28:06I think you're doing fantastically.
28:09Oh, Mummy.
28:11The estate agent called, by the way.
28:13And we officially exchange on Monday.
28:24Mummy.
28:26I don't think we should move in together.
28:32What relief.
28:33I couldn't agree more.
28:35Mummy, really?
28:37I think we'd kill each other.
28:39Georgian proportions aren't worth the jail time.
28:41Let's just stick to being mother and daughter and not roommates.
28:44Yes.
28:46Oh.
28:47Oh, Mummy, do you think you'll lose the deposit, though?
28:50Oh, no, cos I'm still going to buy the house.
28:52I just don't think you should live there with me.
28:54Wait, what?
28:54But...
28:56That's my house.
28:57Well, it's my house now, darling.
28:58And we're going to be neighbours.
29:00And if you ever want to pop in for a coffee, my door will always be open.
29:04Right.
29:05That's me, Don.
29:06Honestly, I've had the best time.
29:07I can't thank you enough.
29:09Thanks, Claire.
29:09I've really...
29:10I've just had the loveliest after...
29:11Oh!
29:12Oh!
29:13Oh!
29:17I'm fine.
29:19Oh.
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