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00:08This is your boy, MC Trapper, D, inside.
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00:42I hear that. I really do. It's just really not a good day to me because it's Eid, so I've
00:46got to stick with family.
00:46Okay. Well, you could have stuck with the family yesterday, but now you've got to deal with the shitstorm you
00:50created.
00:50Is it really that bad? A lot of people seem to like the whole action and ritual. I reckon it
00:55will help them visualize me as Bond.
00:57Oh, okay. Well, there is a lot of chatter. Some people think you're a tough guy. Other people think you're
01:00insane.
01:01This could cost you the role. Oh, fuck.
01:06Saju, what happened to you once again?
01:09Mommy, have you met Felicia?
01:10This is the team.
01:11Oh, this is your agent.
01:16Remember I said wait in the car and I'm going to get the sweet tea?
01:19Don't give me a ticket because Felicia, what's going on?
01:23Same as you, just babysitting Bond.
01:25Oh, that only auntie's waiting for you.
01:27You're a disgrace.
01:28Felicia, you're going to get him the job, yes.
01:31If it kills me.
01:33My Shah is just perfect for the job. I'll tell you why.
01:35Okay.
01:35When he was a little boy, he used to say,
01:37Mama, I want a license to kill. Remember, Shah?
01:40Oh, how specific?
01:42I don't remember that.
01:43Oh, look, he's got the military.
01:46I'll just be a minute, okay?
01:47Bye-bye, Felicia.
01:48Bye, Felicia.
01:49You didn't tell me about your agent, I'm a black lady.
01:54I'm a black lady.
01:55Sorry.
01:56You are a black lady.
01:58I know.
02:02What the fuck is this?
02:03You tell me.
02:10Oh, you know, I can't get into this right now.
02:12Okay, listen, none of this, none of this matters, okay?
02:15No one reads the fucking news.
02:16However, this is a big problem.
02:20The person you assaulted, you broke his arm, and now he wants an apology.
02:24Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head,
02:26but now he's coming for you with 200,000 followers
02:29and counting, young and brown, your core fan base.
02:32Assaulted?
02:33This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia.
02:36It was a can of spray paint, Shah.
02:38Yeah, in hindsight.
02:39I mean, the worst he could have done was tag you.
02:41Okay, fine, just give him his apology.
02:42Okay, good.
02:43All right, so how are you going to do it?
02:45Oh, no, you have to apologize.
02:47On a video by end of day, or he's pressing charges.
02:50Listen, it's Ian, so I've got to stick with the fan.
02:52My mum usually hosts, but I fucked that up this time.
02:54That's on me.
02:55So I can't be dealing with this.
02:56I have to be with the fan today.
02:58I have to make it right.
02:58This is about your career, Shah.
03:00Your credibility in your community
03:02for the people that you see are doing all of this for.
03:09Has he got more followers of me?
03:10Shah!
03:12Shah Latif here.
03:14Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
03:15I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night.
03:19You might have heard about it or seen it.
03:21Well, I lived it.
03:23And I want you to know that in that moment,
03:24I wasn't thinking at all.
03:26I was acting out of sheer instinct.
03:30Community is the most important thing in the world to me.
03:33And I would never take it for granted.
03:36And there's nothing more painful to me
03:38than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own community.
03:41And to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way.
03:44Hurts me deeply.
03:45You're good, yeah?
03:47Yeah, I'm good.
03:48You're good.
03:50So you've come to visit us, lonely villagers.
03:55Oxford educated.
03:56But no sense.
03:58Why did you attack that young man?
03:59Don't listen to him.
04:01Come.
04:01Let's take a selfie.
04:03And I want you to know
04:04that I'm going to do everything in my power
04:06to make up for it
04:07and to make it rightful.
04:10Should I want black?
04:12Hmm?
04:13It would go better with the animal witch's gold palace.
04:17Hmm?
04:18It is my day.
04:19It belongs to all Muslims, Mummy.
04:21It's mine.
04:22And she took it.
04:23You know one thing she doesn't have?
04:25What?
04:27Her son.
04:29Salim.
04:30You know, golden boy.
04:31I stood Dubai, big shot.
04:33Always trying to compete with you.
04:35Bad shot.
04:36Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second.
04:38Don't talk filthy.
04:42Orbita?
04:44She doesn't have her main attraction.
04:46You and me can be the stars of the show.
04:48We just...
04:50Come on.
04:51You worried about what Naughty Naila thinks?
04:53Nangy Naila.
04:54Nangy Naila.
04:55Oh, my God.
04:56Nangy Naila.
04:57She always shows skin
04:59because she's got no style.
05:00Look, where is she?
05:01She's probably too busy
05:02checking herself out in the mirror
05:04to come host her own party.
05:05Eat Mubarak!
05:06Oh, such a beautiful...
05:08Oh, thank you so much for having me.
05:15Mmm.
05:19Samina!
05:20It's Mubarak.
05:21Oh, it's Mubarak.
05:23Hey.
05:23So happy you could come.
05:25We've decided to co-host this year.
05:27Oh, thank you.
05:27This brother, you've made a big thing, Tahira.
05:30But you know Naughty Naila.
05:31How is she?
05:32She's making a big deal.
05:32She doesn't have to do it.
05:34She doesn't have to do it.
05:35Decorations?
05:35I'm trying to put her in the house.
05:37Ah.
05:39Quran says charity is a blessing.
05:42Let's eat this in the garden.
05:42Please eat it.
05:43Eid Mubarak!
05:45Eid Mubarak!
05:46Eid Mubarak!
05:46Eid Mubarak!
05:47What the fuck?
05:48Don't leave my sight.
05:49Ok.
05:50Don't leave my sight.
05:52Idh Mubarak!
05:54Idh Mubarak!
05:55Hello, ladies!
05:56Idh Mubarak!
05:59What is my?
06:01Seed, right?
06:03Insane seed.
06:04Now he has passed, you're the eldest.
06:06No, thank you. I'm fine standing.
06:09Baba, call you a favor.
06:11Don't tell mommy, yeah?
06:12Is that how you're going to kill us, Bond?
06:13By raising the blood sugar?
06:16Yeah, I'll mention that to the writers.
06:18I'm letting go.
06:22Maybe.
06:22Yeah, maybe.
06:23Why don't you do a Pakistani film?
06:24Something with Mehra Khan in it.
06:26No, no.
06:26Urdu is also called Goro Gidra.
06:34Hey, I'm hot right now.
06:43Shah, good first try, good first try.
06:45But I'm gonna need you to do another apology video.
06:49First, you forgot to say the words, I'm sorry.
06:51Which is kinda key to the whole thing.
06:53He's buff, no?
06:55Kitty says he's gone mental.
06:56Yeah, it's fucking hot.
06:58Sorry, can you man focus, please?
07:00This is the latest.
07:02So, this guy likes you.
07:04Hmm.
07:07Also, the whole Aladdin outfit and the Bollywood sweet shop, it's their community like ten times.
07:13It feels like you're begging it.
07:14Maybe down the brow.
07:16I don't get it, what is the problem?
07:18I like you.
07:18It's tough man, I'm 22 mate.
07:21What were you trying to get wife'd off?
07:22Get it to me sooner rather than later.
07:25Sir, this is not going away.
07:27Hi everyone, Shah Latif here.
07:29Now last night at the King's Museum, a brother and I came into conflict.
07:34Now I should not have reacted the way that I did.
07:37And the brother in question perhaps should not have run at me with a metal object the way that he
07:43did.
07:44Nuba is a community-led...
07:46It's not fucking community-led.
07:48The fact is, we're all in this together.
07:50And in the future, I promise to use my platform not to lash out, but to reach out.
07:57Bro.
07:57Nuba is for...
07:59Yeah.
08:00You want some chai or something?
08:02No.
08:04Nuba...
08:04Bro, we good?
08:05I'm good, are you good?
08:06Yeah, I'm good bro, we good.
08:07I'm good, are you good?
08:09Yeah, I'm good.
08:09I'm good then.
08:11Nuba, not Nuba.
08:12What are you doing?
08:12I'm trying to focus, man.
08:14You are distracting me.
08:15All right.
08:16Yes.
08:17Yo, they've got them little laddus over there with the pink and green balls on them.
08:19You want them?
08:20Big man, please.
08:21I don't want laddus right now, okay?
08:22I just want to concentrate.
08:24Aren't you supposed to be holding it on his hand?
08:26Oh yeah.
08:27Shit.
08:28In a bit, yeah?
08:29Don't bring me no laddus.
08:30Well before that...
08:33Need a bit.
08:38It's only gone, it's only gone.
08:40It's only gone.
08:40Where have you been?
08:41I've just been checking on Baba and Zofi.
08:44Bastard, you promised you're not going to leave me.
08:46So if I just die standing here alone...
08:48Please.
08:49Please don't do this now.
08:50You left me.
08:51I'm sorry.
08:52I'll make it up to you.
08:52My name!
08:53Salim!
08:53My name is Salim!
09:00Salim!
09:01My son!
09:05Salim!
09:11Salim!
09:12Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:31Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:34Look, Mr. Tobai, look at him, the dancing monkey doing his mother's dirty bidding,
09:41making russian prostitutes pregnant look no he's not mommy that was a joke that i just made
09:47oh look at that fresh spray zulfi weakest of us all
09:54don't leave she's coming don't leave can i borrow your money for a minute i need my
09:59co-host in the kitchen okay we're just gonna okay okay no no let's go let's go let's go let's
10:11go
10:11it's the retention of the customer base after that discount period you know it's off the charts
10:14people want more community driven ride share options yes salim yes what are you saying bro
10:19yes look at this guy you good yeah come join us man join us i was doing that anyway yeah
10:25i got
10:25you some loaders bro thank you thank you yeah so i never got your number how you been i've been
10:30good
10:30bro yeah you've been breaking what do you mean by that glass ceilings thank you try man trying
10:38you know and that guy's arm it's just a fracture hey just to bring this back to what we're talking
10:43about before you got here yeah um you know our number of drivers are growing by the day
10:47we'll be in all key five bars by june so muba sick idea innit i've been there from day one
10:53i remember
10:53bro i'm so proud of this guy guesman so proud and you know what's amazing he's always been an
10:57entrepreneur if anything he just went from selling grams to instagram
11:05just out of interest what was the what's your credit situation with the criminal record and
11:09everything no no problems whatsoever no issues and and just for clarity um i didn't go inside for
11:15selling mall it's not just five bit of island disorder it was your self-defense it was in a way
11:20he's a ride or die and he was there for me any credit issues though no credit issues because i'm
11:24going
11:24all in with everything that i've got right so if you need any credit you need financing just talk to
11:29me
11:30sorry just i was done the impression we were coming in seed round rather than source series a
11:34see this conversation here this is in fact the closest he's been to the business
11:40right and in fact it's too close okay give me back my dildos then
11:47uh you know for me personally the most important quality about muba is in fact the quality of the
11:53relationships we're not just there for them when we want because that's bullshit that's fake
12:00get the fuck off me bro i don't know
12:05and anyway i've always had a passion for customer services it's my thing that's one thing i picked up
12:09in dubai that's what we do best hospitality that's our culture one might say the muslim way of doing
12:15business i love the idea i'm gonna present it to the guys see what they say well you're taking this
12:21you're trying to get investment from dubai yeah okay yeah you've been no no i'm just saying you
12:30know dubai works for people with you know all like with the but i mean what the fuck's this guy
12:34gonna do
12:35in dubai but i ain't gonna let you in bro you don't want to go there mate i'm all in
12:38yeah remember that
12:43he was disrespectful he referred to your quiff like that there was no need
12:47they lose good
12:48shah got your second apology yeah that's not gonna work first of all what was up with that
12:53background if you post that you'll have to issue a second apology for being a rich arsehole also you
12:59forgot to say sorry again
13:00what the first class in tazam kia naila
13:06next year you read this back at yours no no absolutely yes very kind of you to step in this
13:31i see a bit of your sister in him
13:42i see a bit of your sister in tazam kia naila
13:44does shajan have someone you can talk to he has me rukaiya had you too but she needed more help
13:51nah but bichariya any go dekho she doesn't know anything she was i love please
13:57it's all good my son is going to be the next james bond we all couldn't be more proud
14:07it's okay to talk about these struggles now really
14:12thank you it's all good it's first class
15:00it's
15:04it's
15:12Shah, we need that apology.
15:14We're running out of time.
15:15I've literally written it out for you.
15:17Just find a quiet, neutral room.
15:20Record it and send it back now before it's too fucking late.
15:23Okay?
15:47Am I interacting, Semi?
15:50Yeah.
15:51A conversation.
15:54Can you fucking close the door, please?
15:57Is this like you two...
15:59I like her.
16:00Texting.
16:01Wow.
16:02So how long has this been going on?
16:03Six months.
16:04Three months?
16:06Okay, so this is nothing.
16:07Can we please not do this in front of Shah?
16:09I'm chill.
16:10I'm not going to tell anyone.
16:10Why don't I come here?
16:11Can we not do this in front of Shah?
16:12I came here for you.
16:14But I never asked you to, did I?
16:15But I asked me to.
16:16I never...
16:16Calm down.
16:17I never fucking asked you to.
16:19And this, this whole thing you're doing here,
16:20this is what I'm talking about.
16:21This is the whole problem.
16:21So just to clarify,
16:22you didn't come in to see Zilfie then for the thing?
16:24No.
16:25Yes.
16:25Does he know, by the way?
16:26Oh, fuck's sake.
16:27Well, yeah, he's going to find out now, isn't he?
16:29I'm not going to say anything.
16:30I've got your back.
16:35I don't know what this is
16:36because this is, this is something, right?
16:38Me and you both know it.
16:39What does that even mean, bro?
16:42You, you live a million miles away, okay?
16:44You have a whole life.
16:45You have fucking house keys, car keys,
16:48so, so many keys, okay?
16:49I have one key.
16:50I can give you keys.
16:51I don't want your keys, okay?
16:53I want mine.
16:54Yo, can I just step in here for a minute
16:55and offer maybe a different perspective
16:56from my own more mature experience, yeah?
16:59I want an honest answer from both of you, okay?
17:02All right?
17:03All right.
17:04Now, let's see.
17:05Let's say you've been texting.
17:06There's some emotional ambiguity
17:09about where you both stand.
17:11All right?
17:12Yeah?
17:12You can relate, right?
17:13You send a message, a heartfelt one.
17:15Instead of it going green, it goes grey.
17:20What does that mean to you?
17:21It means you're blocked.
17:24Fuck off, really?
17:25Yeah.
17:27Let me just show you this.
17:28Okay, I'm going to ask you to leave now.
17:29Can I show you this quickly?
17:30No, no, no.
17:30Oi?
17:31Don't say anything to anyone.
17:33I'm chill.
17:35Salim, yeah.
17:40He's not fucking chill.
17:47With Saigon, who will lead the prayer?
17:50Pasha?
17:51Okay.
17:52Well, he resides beautifully, but I think I should lead.
17:56How will you?
17:57Seated?
17:57I won't be seated.
17:59Why?
17:59Think about it.
17:59Let someone else lead.
18:01Listen, you asswipes.
18:03I can run circles around you, idiots.
18:05I will lead.
18:13By so desperately pursuing the role of Bond, an icon of the white establishment,
18:18Shah Latif is exchanging his political art for vanilla distraction.
18:21And so he joins a long line of brown men who think that by becoming our oppressor,
18:26he's somehow liberating all of us.
18:28And he puts a filter on his IMDb pic to look more white.
18:53Hey, Shah Latif here.
18:56I was involved in an incident last night at the King's Museum that was both unfortunate
19:00and avoidable.
19:02And I'm deeply sorry.
19:03Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you fucking thing.
19:07Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
19:09Alhamdulillahi Rabbil Alameen.
19:11Shah Latif here.
19:12Last night at the King's Museum, I fucked up a guy running at me with a metal object.
19:17And apparently I'm the one who has to apologize.
19:24Hi, Shah Latif here.
19:26Literally nothing to apologize for.
19:28Trying to save my career and my life.
19:30So fuck you and your little TikTok, you little...
19:37I'm the one who has to apologize for.
20:04Hello?
20:07Yeah, hi.
20:08Is this Sid?
20:09Uh, yeah.
20:10Hi.
20:11Hi, this is Shah Latif.
20:13Is it?
20:15Actually.
20:15Yeah, it is actually.
20:16Bro, I just want to say, I am so, so sorry for what happened yesterday.
20:24No excuses.
20:25I was bang out of order.
20:29I just don't know what came over me.
20:30I really hope you can find it in your heart to please forgive me.
20:36Yo, I appreciate this, man.
20:40Like, I really do.
20:40I was going to call my lawyers, but then the fact you called, man.
20:45Oh, bro, he's been eating me up the whole day.
20:47I can't tell you how much this means, man.
20:49Legit.
20:53Well...
20:53Do you mind just sending me what you just said?
20:56Like, in a recording?
20:59Sorry?
21:00I need the engagement, bro.
21:02Right.
21:03I mean, I guess so.
21:05Nice, Ryan.
21:06Appreciate it.
21:07All right.
21:07Oh, and thanks for the follow, mate.
21:09Just remember, keep the vid under 90 for the algorithm, yeah?
21:14Mm-hmm.
21:14I will do.
21:15All right.
21:16See you.
21:16See you.
21:19See you.
21:19See you.
21:26See you.
21:30See you.
21:32Ah!
21:32Bye, bye, bye, bye.
22:05Are you good, bro?
22:07Bro, are you good?
22:08Are you dumb?
22:10He's a fucking diabetic, and you're giving him boxes of sweets.
22:14Shabbat, bit up.
22:14All right, all right.
22:15Shabbat, just fuck off again, yeah?
22:16You better when I'm not around, that's what you're saying.
22:18No, no, he's not my dad, he's your dad.
22:19Shabbat, huh?
22:20Shabbat, you know what?
22:22You think you're a fucking bad man, yeah?
22:24How?
22:24Fucking, yeah, my people is my...
22:26How the fuck are you going to help your people
22:27if you're too busy sucking white people's dicks?
22:29Yeah, I'm all...
22:30It's okay, I mean, he's just crying about life.
22:32Last night, bro, you came here to take care of me.
22:34You came for a free fucking meal, bro.
22:35I saw you giving out your little business cards.
22:37That's some sweet little minicap driver.
22:38Hey, shut up.
22:38Low it, low it, bro.
22:39Just come on, catch you.
22:40He's a leech, man.
22:41He's been leeching off me my whole life.
22:42What are you now trying to leech off this dickhead?
22:44Bro, he doesn't care about your shitty ideas.
22:46He's trying to chirps your little sister.
22:48What?
22:48Only chertzing.
22:49I love her.
22:50All right, what the fuck, man?
22:51Are you fucking...
22:52Are you mad?
22:53Listen, don't listen to him.
22:54He's lost the fucking plot.
22:55He's been chatting to a pig's head in the freezer.
22:56What?
23:02Better listener than any of you lot.
23:04That's what happens when you're related to you guys.
23:05I'm not the first family member to lose my mind.
23:07Hey, shut up.
23:10Chalo, shut up.
23:13Why are you saying it?
23:14Why are you saying it to me?
23:15No, no, I'm asking.
23:16Why is he saying that to me?
23:17Baba, what did I do?
23:17What did I do?
23:18I'm trying to fucking make a difference.
23:19I'm not just sat there fucking complaining about everything.
23:22Well, you lot would judge me.
23:23Huh?
23:23Why are you fucking touching me?
23:25Don't touch me.
23:25Shh.
23:26I'm trying to change the world.
23:27All right?
23:28So anyone doesn't look at you and think you're some fucking worthless thinking.
23:32Peter, Paki, look at me.
23:33Get the fuck out of here, Vospo.
23:35I've got a problem, my mate.
23:36She blames you for what happened to your mom, bro.
23:38Shut up!
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24:21ڈو پیالی بھر کے دے ساقی میں ایک گلفان کی
24:26ایک اپنے نام کی اور ایک اللہ نام کی
24:31میٹ دے پوری تمنا اس پلے ناکام کی
24:35اور دے دے دے دے درد میں صورت کو ہی آرام کی
24:40گھونٹی پلوا مگر جوشے تمنا ڈال کر
24:44ایک قطرہ دے نگر قطرے میں دریا ڈال کر
24:49اے ساقی تیری خیر تیرے میں قدے کی خیر
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