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Sumner Comes First
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00:00You
00:17We should go
00:19We promised we'd help with breakfast
00:21Let's go to your room instead your brother's not watching us. I don't know by some. I'm really not feeling
00:27this
00:29Bryce
00:30I don't want to have sex with you right now
00:32You just let me stick it out. What you know, but you've never put out
00:37Yeah, because I'm a virgin Bryce. We talked about this and you know what morning sex with bad breath and
00:42my brother standing five feet away
00:43Don't exactly turn me on. Okay, but I thought you were supposed to be a slut
00:50What?
00:52Why would you say that it's what everyone says? Oh, you know what we're done, okay?
00:57Get off me. Babe, come on. It's a good thing
01:01What's going on? I heard yelling
01:03You know what? This is all your fault actually
01:05What's the matter? You can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:10Ex-boyfriend
01:11What the hell Sumner? Come on. Don't be like that
01:13No, you know what you only wanted me for my body because you heard all those goddamn rumors
01:17I didn't start those rumors. Oh, but you sure inspired them didn't you?
01:22And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut. Hey for the record. I said I want you to
01:26be a slut
01:27What the fuck did you say?
01:29Don't touch me. Don't touch me man. Get off me
01:32Corbin, don't! No, let go of me. Let go of me
01:34You know he's gonna tell coach
01:37Look, I want a Bryce beatdown more than anything
01:40Especially since he got with my sister in the first place
01:43But we get into one more fight, man
01:46We're off the lacrosse team
01:49Hello
01:51Did I just walk in on some sort of mess-up menage a trois?
01:55Bryce was just leaving
01:58Stay away from Sumner
02:01Where am I supposed to sleep?
02:02Half the class is staying at the lake this week
02:04Daisy Cooper's right down the street
02:06Go crash on her couch
02:07Just get your shit and go
02:18You okay?
02:19You can stop acting like you care about me
02:21He's gone
02:23Who says I'm acting?
02:25If you're waiting for me to thank you then
02:26Don't hold your breath
02:27Or you know what? Do
02:29And then I'll finally be rid of you
02:34What is that?
02:46Bryce was supposed to be different
02:47He was the new kid
02:48He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut
02:50You do realize I didn't spread those rumors, right?
02:53No, you just untied my bikini so I flashed the entire 8th grade pool party
02:56Okay, if there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it
02:59I would do it in a heartbeat
03:01Um, public humiliation would be nice
03:03Hey, I can work with that
03:05Thank you
03:06That's something
03:08Look Sam, I've known you since you were 5 years old
03:10And believe it or not, you didn't always hate me
03:12Funny, I don't remember that
03:15I know you're pissed about something and I know it's more than just me
03:19You know the worst part about being called a slut is
03:21You know I've never even
03:28I mean
03:29You know what? Forget it
03:30You don't know anything about me
03:32I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place
03:35Why?
03:36Because of the lacrosse team's stupid bro code?
03:38I mean yeah, there's that definitely
03:40But no, mainly because you're just way better than him
03:46I mean I don't get the appeal with that guy
03:48What's his thing, he got like a huge cock or something?
03:55No, I mean, I don't know, okay? I never saw it
04:02Oh, oh, okay
04:08I was never gonna date Bryce forever, I was just sort of
04:13Using him for his body
04:16Okay, well it sounds bad when you say it
04:18I don't know, I just thought spring break, no parents
04:23I didn't want to go away to college next year without
04:27So
04:27You didn't want to graduate high school to virgin
04:30Well now I will, thanks to you
04:32Come on
04:34I know you have this whole
04:36Lame all your life problems on Corbin thing going on
04:38But there is no way you can blame that on me
04:41Oh really?
04:42Watch me
04:44Corbin Montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and sexless existence
04:49See?
04:51There, easy
04:51You were with Bryce for like four months, why didn't you just do it then?
04:56Because
04:57Because I don't know, it just didn't feel right
05:00Or good
05:03Hmm
05:05What?
05:07No, it's just I've heard of guys not being able to get their girl across the finish line
05:11Just never had that problem, so
05:14Aren't you special?
05:17Believe it or not, I actually enjoy making my girl feel good
05:21Well you know what, maybe I don't need it to feel good for my first time
05:24I mean, half the school's here, I can just pick someone and get it over with
05:28No
05:29What?
05:30No, what? No, your first time needs to be with someone special
05:35Someone who sees you
05:46Yo, help me bring this stuff out
05:57What's going on with you two?
06:00Nothing
06:02Nothing
06:03Nothing
06:04Yeah, no, just try not to kill each other, you know, nothing
06:08Nothing, nothing new
06:09She must not be trying too hard
06:11Because for a second there it seemed like
06:14You were catching feelings
06:16Feelings? Me?
06:17Dude, come on, I don't do feelings
06:19And especially not for my sister
06:21I mean, you never do that to your best friend, right?
06:26No, of course not
06:28I mean, she's like my sister too, bro
06:30Come on
06:43You're never gonna win like that
06:46Definitely not now that you're here
06:50You gotta slow it down
06:52Now feel it out
06:53Every game is different, but that's kind of what makes it fun
06:59What is?
07:01Figuring out exactly what move you need to make
07:08To score
07:10And feel good while doing it
07:14I have a feeling you're not talking about the game
07:17Are you?
07:19Look, if you wanna lose your virginity before you graduate
07:22And you want it to actually feel good
07:24You should let me be your first time
07:29Adam would never forgive us
07:30He leaves a day early, we could do it then
07:33Just a one time thing
07:34Adam is your best friend
07:35And he's my brother
07:37You really wanna jeopardize that?
07:39Why are you even suggesting this?
07:40Maybe I owe you one
07:44You can't even make me feel good
07:46Standing in a room together
07:48Sex with you would be like
07:50Like the dentist
07:52Painful, awkward, and gag worthy
07:55I don't mind a little gagging
07:57Look, the way I see it
07:59We would round the bases before we took it home
08:02What does that mean?
08:07Well, first I'd kiss you
08:15I'd make it feel like it actually means something
08:18Because it does
08:20And then I would slowly
08:25Touch you
08:27Everywhere except where you wanted it most
08:31And then when Adam leaves, we take it home
08:41Hey son, you wanna tan?
08:45Whoa!
08:45Whoa!
08:46And what's going on here?
08:49Nothing
08:50I had something in my eye
08:53Mm-hmm
08:54You didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now
08:56Get your mind out of the gutter
08:58Yes, let's tan, I'll get changed
09:03Let's go
09:31You want some room?
09:31You want some room?
09:33I'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings
09:36Thank you
09:37All good?
09:39Wasn't thinking about that anyway
09:45Sit back, relax
09:47Enjoy the view
09:58I didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy
10:03Oh, well these aren't just any feet, are they?
10:06You know, what if you can't make me feel good?
10:10I'm not gonna wanna sleep with you
10:12Okay, that's a good question
10:13Um
10:15Well, I guess we have a little bet on our hands then, don't we?
10:18Yeah
10:19And when you lose
10:22You need to totally humiliate yourself
10:25Okay, I can come up with something
10:27But I'm not gonna lose, um
10:30We have a deal?
10:32Do your worst
10:34So you consent?
10:37Enthusiastically
10:43Time to suffer!
10:48Time to suffer!
10:53Yeah, you know what?
10:54No, I'm not doing the ice plunge
10:56What's wrong, son?
10:57You scared I'll beat your record?
11:00Alright, fine
11:01Time to make you suffer, Montgomery
11:05Alright
11:06Alright
11:08In 3
11:092
11:111
11:14You gotta stop her
11:21Up to the shoulders
11:23Breathe
11:24Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
11:27God, give up some
11:28Sunshine's calling your name
11:29Oh fuck off, Corbin
11:30Oh my god
11:32Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
11:34What are you doing, what are you doing?
11:35Dude, what the hell?
11:37Oh, just conserving heat
11:39Really? In front of my brother?
11:40You can get out any time, I would gladly take the wind
11:42Oh, never
11:46That's what I thought
12:10You know, I could actually get used to this
12:12Hmm, me too, the water's feeling nice and warm
12:14Ah, I wasn't talking about the water
12:20You know, I can't trust anything you say, right?
12:22Now that you want to get in my pants
12:26You remember that game we used to play when we were kids?
12:29We'd pretend to be like wizards and monsters and whatever
12:34Yeah, and you were a troll
12:36I was a knight
12:37Thank you very much
12:39But you remember what we used to do when we wanted to stop being pretend
12:42Like when we wanted to talk to each other for real
12:54I really enjoy hanging out with you like this, son
13:00Well, this is not a game
13:02And we're not kids anymore, Corb
13:04You know, you can take the win
13:06I give up
13:07Some wins
13:11Weak sauce, man
13:18Congrats
13:19This whole you being nice thing isn't gonna work
13:42Still mad at me?
13:47Hmm
13:48Does that mean our bet's off?
13:50After you let me win yesterday?
13:52Not a chance
13:54You know I want to make you suffer, right?
13:58How are you gonna do that?
14:00Well, I've been thinking, you know, this is probably harder for you than it is for me
14:08So, if I can get you to quit, then I win, you lose, and you still have to humiliate yourself
14:19So your big plan is to try to get me to quit?
14:24Yeah
14:27I mean, we both know I'm never gonna sleep with you, but that doesn't mean that I can't torture you
14:35I'm gonna get you so worked up that you can't help yourself but quit
14:44Oh, yeah?
14:46And how are you gonna do that?
14:53Oops
14:55Looks like I spilled
15:09That's a good girl cleaning up your mess
15:11How about I get the rest for you though?
15:19You know, since our bet's still on, why don't we hit first base? What do you say?
15:28Why not?
15:36Why not?
15:52Like a girl
15:53There you two are
15:58Oh, am I interrupting again?
16:00No, I'm not interrupting and not again
16:02Here, do you want some?
16:03Duh
16:06Which one? Slasher zombies or Slasher vampires?
16:10Uh, vampires
16:10All the way to start it
16:13Thanks
16:16You've gotta be kidding me
16:18I don't know what you're talking about
16:20Girl, be so for real
16:21Well, Adam might be blind
16:23But I can see the sparks flying between you two like the 4th of July
16:26Well then, you should get your eyes checked
16:28Oh
16:42Adam, you want a carpet picnic with me?
16:44Let these two have the couch?
16:46Sure
16:47Better sit six feet apart
16:49Give me some of that ice cream
16:50Come on down, son
16:51Take a seat
16:55What?
16:55Too scared of this one?
16:58Says the guy who cried at the end of Friday the 13th
17:01Cause I was sad, she was doing it for her kid
17:03You would sympathize with a serial killer
17:08Don't worry
17:09I'll protect you
17:11Protect me from your son
17:36What are you doing?
17:38Just waiting for the right moment
17:40Gordon
17:42I'm not reckless, I'm just opportunistic
17:46My brother and my best friend are sitting five feet away
17:49Doesn't bother me
17:50I was thinking maybe second base
17:52You're unbelievable
17:54Isn't that a no?
17:57You're insane if you think you're gonna try anything
18:00Yeah, you sure about that?
18:06Okay
18:07Okay
18:24You wanna stop?
18:40No!
18:40I'm too cute to eat!
18:49Time for bed, I think
19:00Time for bed, I think
19:14Oh my god!
19:16Are you?
19:17What, you coming here to help me out?
19:20What? No, I...
19:26What, like what you see?
19:27No!
19:27No!
19:28God no!
19:32Excuse me, just grabbing a towel
19:39Well I guess my plan's working
19:41Oh yeah? How do you figure?
19:43It could last 24 hours
19:44How are you gonna survive the whole week?
19:46I mean I don't mind taking care of myself before the real deal
19:49I hope...
19:50You're doing the same thing
19:51I don't need to, thank you very much
19:54Yeah, you sure about that?
19:57I'm gonna go use the other bathroom
19:59Okay, you go do that
20:07Look at this, go, there we go
20:09So annoying!
20:12Knock, knock, knock!
20:15Hey party people
20:16Hey Daisy, what's going on?
20:18Ugh!
20:20Grace and the other girls
20:21are staying in tonight
20:23and taking it easy
20:24I had to leave before I lost my will to live
20:27So did Bryce end up crashing with you?
20:30Yeah, he's been in his room all week
20:32playing Machine Gun Kelly on repeat
20:35I broke into Grace's parents' liquor cabinet
20:37Who wants a shot?
20:39Why not?
20:42Okay, yeah
20:46You want a liquor?
20:49It's my favourite flavour, summer cherry
20:51I'm okay, I'm more of a chocolate guy anyway
20:56Trust me, it's so good with vodka
20:59It's like a pre-chaser
21:12Alright, for spring break
21:14Spring break!
21:16Cheers!
21:25Let's play a game
21:27Tuck and blow?
21:28Gross, no, I'm not playing that with my brother here
21:32Um, sardines?
21:34Ooh, yes!
21:35I've always loved this house for sardines
21:37Great!
21:38I'll hide first
21:39Okay
21:39I need a breather
21:41Especially after that shot
21:55How did you find me so fast?
21:58This has been your spot since we were kids?
22:01I won't tell Adam, don't worry
22:03Adam couldn't find the laundry room if I drew him a map
22:06I saw you shooting daggers at Daisy out there
22:08You saw no such thing
22:11You jealous?
22:13No, I'm just worried that you're gonna get mono
22:17Oh, so you're worried about me
22:26You know you don't need to be jealous, right?
22:41Sit down
22:43What?
22:43Sit down
22:47You know, since you won't take care of yourself, I think I have to take care of you
22:51Take care of me how?
22:55Time for third base, huh?
23:09Well, I found the retainer I lost when I was 12, but no sign of Sumner and Corbin
23:16I knew this game was stupid
23:17Let's just call it
23:20Olly Olly Oxenfree!
23:33Olly!
23:37Finally!
23:39It's been forever!
23:40How'd you guys not get totally bored?
23:45We had fun sneaking around
23:47Well, I got sober looking for you two
23:51I'm gonna grab another drink
23:52Mia?
23:53You want one?
23:54Yeah, I'll go with you
23:57Excuse me
24:03Sumner, let's dance
24:06Okay
24:07Yeah
24:23You really wanna give em the show?
24:26What'd you have them meant?
24:29Hope you're watching Corbin
24:45Summer cherry? I can taste it on your tongue.
24:50You did like sneaking around, huh?
24:52It's just a game, Daisy.
24:54Yeah, right. You're a whore like everyone says.
24:57Whoa, I don't think so.
24:59The rumors are true, aren't they some?
25:02You're a slut, just like everyone says.
25:05You don't get to talk to her like that.
25:07What'd you do? Let him fuck you in a closet?
25:10Hey, what's going on?
25:12Get the hell out of here.
25:13Fine. I don't want this bitch's sloppy seconds anyway.
25:18Yo, what do you mean by sloppy seconds?
25:22Do you seriously believe anything Daisy Cooper says?
25:25She was fired up.
25:26She's a dramatic pygmy, Adam.
25:28She'll say anything to pay attention.
25:30God, you're always like this, Adam.
25:32You'll choose anyone over your own sister.
25:35Just like you did in eighth grade when you laughed with everyone else.
25:37I wasn't laughing.
25:38Yeah, well, you weren't helping me either.
25:40That's your whole deal, huh?
25:42Just humiliate Sumner and then let everyone at school torture her
25:45while you guys just stand there and watch?
25:47I was defending you back there.
25:50Too little, too late.
25:53You can leave me alone.
25:56Both of you.
26:23Peace out, Faroon.
26:25Peace out, Faroon.
26:27I'm sorry about Daisy I'm sorry about everything you want to be more specific
26:46I'm sorry about that day at the pool
26:52you know I wish you could understand how much I regret it
26:56I bet you don't even think about it
27:00uh you'd be surprised some
27:08I used to have the biggest crush on you
27:15obviously I couldn't tell you I couldn't tell anyone
27:17I mean you're my best friend's sister
27:28I guess I just acted out
27:33it's real mature Corbin
27:36I was 14 okay you were driving me crazy
27:39I couldn't stop thinking about you
27:40I couldn't keep my hands away
27:43so you tormented me
27:47I took it too far that day
27:51the biggest mistake of my life
27:57I lost one of my best friends that day
27:59so
28:05you want to hand me one?
28:16you know how to do this?
28:18yes
28:20you shouldn't go that fast
28:23well I'm hungry
28:24okay but you can't just stick it in and expect it to work out
28:28look at that already on fire
28:32damn it
28:33told you
28:36I don't know why I keep falling for assholes
28:43assholes plural
28:50I'm not admitting anything till you do
28:53what do you mean
28:58you said
29:00you had a crush on me
29:02in middle school
29:06yeah
29:10how do you feel about me now?
29:14no
29:17how do I feel about you now?
29:18how do I feel about you now?
29:23I thought
29:26it was
29:27so obvious
29:32I really want to kiss you right now
29:38what do you want?
29:44I want you to take me home
29:47do you want to go home?
29:49no
29:54home
30:05hey
30:06what are you doing?
30:09I don't know
30:10you love me better than you
30:13it's like we suck
30:15but you won't grow up
30:17and I'm getting tired of waiting
30:20it's like we suck
30:22you won't grow up
30:24And I'm getting tired, I'm tired of waiting for you
30:29To make your moves
30:33You can love me better than you
30:37You can love me better than you
30:40All my mind's loving's on my mind
30:43It can do me better, it can do me better
30:47All my mind's love you than I like
30:50It can do me better, it can do me better
31:19What the hell are you laughing about right now?
31:22Oh nothing, just about how I won
31:26Corbin Montgomery, is this all just still a game to you?
31:30No, I won, but I'm not talking about a game
31:36Well it would still be a nice treat if you could still publicly humiliate yourself
31:39I'll show you a treat
31:41Hey!
31:45What the hell are you doing?
31:51My best friend?
31:54My sister?
31:55Adam, it's not like that
31:56Yeah, first Bryce and now Corbin?
31:58Who's next, son?
32:01It's not like that, Corbin and I actually care about each other, tell him, Corbin
32:04Yeah, yeah Corbin, tell me all about how you've only been my friend so you could fuck my sister
32:10Adam, don't talk like that
32:12Just leave somewhere
32:15Seriously?
32:19We should have never done this
32:23What the hell were you thinking, man?
32:26Hey!
32:28I'm talking to you
32:29I wasn't thinking
32:30Okay, it was a spur of the moment thing
32:32Bullshit
32:33What?
32:34No, I've seen the way you've been looking at her all week
32:36Okay, just drop it, man
32:37Hell, since we were fucking kids, man
32:40What's your problem?
32:41You're not the only one who gets to care about her, Adam
32:45I mean, is this how you're gonna act to every guy she ever fucking brings home?
32:49Maybe I'm not the right guy for her
32:51But someday somebody will be
32:52So you better get your shit together before that day comes
32:55Because sooner or later, she's not gonna take it anymore
32:58Hey, where do you think you're going?
33:00To apologize
33:04I can't believe for one second I thought
33:06Corbin Montgomery actually gave a crap about me
33:09I'm so stupid
33:11You are not stupid
33:13And honestly, I'm proud of you, Sumner
33:16You should sign me up for some
33:18Addicted to assholes rehab program or something
33:21Listen, you took a chance
33:23And you opened yourself up in a way that I've never seen before
33:26Yeah, well, it wasn't real
33:29It's just
33:31Hormones or something
33:32It was real
33:34I was watching you two all week
33:36It was like
33:37Sitting in front row at a Nora Ephron movie
33:39Yeah, well, it doesn't matter anymore
33:40Because
33:42Corbin's still a coward
33:44I don't know if Adam's ever gonna talk to me again
33:47He will
33:49How can you sound so sure?
33:53Because
33:55Well
33:58There's something I have to tell you
34:07You scumbag
34:08I know what you're gonna say
34:10I
34:10I cannot believe you
34:12You're such a hypocrite
34:13You've been hooking up with Mia this whole time
34:16What?
34:17I told her everything, Adam
34:21Oh, you're sister's best friend, bro?
34:25Corbin's right
34:26If you're not cool with him and Sumner Day
34:28Then you and I should break up too
34:31Babe, come on
34:32Don't babe me
34:33I mean it, Adam
34:35You're being absolutely ridiculous
34:38But she's my
34:41And he's my
34:42Grow up
34:44Wouldn't it be fun if we could all go on, like, double dates?
34:49Just like
34:51Don't pity A in front of me
34:53Okay
34:54Thanks for your blessing, Adam
34:55But we won't be needing it
34:58You couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me?
35:02Mia came to my defense before you did
35:04Sum, come on
35:05You know, don't call me that
35:08How am I ever gonna trust you?
35:10You're just like how you were in middle school
35:12And you're never gonna change
35:27Sumner, I'm sorry, okay?
35:30You know, you've been saying that for years
35:32I don't believe you
35:33No, I was an idiot, okay?
35:34I didn't know what to say to him
35:35So you thought saying nothing would be better?
35:38You never stand up for me
35:40No, I was telling the truth
35:41I wanted to apologize to you first
35:45Your words mean nothing
35:49No, I did not pass
36:00No, I will not be asking for you first
36:02Who cares?
36:10No, I will not.
36:15No, I will not.
36:15I will not.
36:16I don't know, Mom.
36:17I just want to spend the night in my own bed, okay?
36:20Yeah, Adam and me are going to drive back together.
36:24I don't know how Corbin's going to get home.
36:26He could hitchhike for all I care.
36:28I love you, too.
36:30Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show.
36:33Adam, are we good over there?
36:34We got this angle crystal clear.
36:36What are you guys doing?
36:37Just live streaming to the whole school.
36:39You want to say hi?
36:39No.
36:41Okay, well, you're not the main attraction anyway.
36:43What?
36:44What's the main attraction?
36:46I'm the main attraction.
36:47Ow, ow, Corbin!
36:49Give us a show!
36:53Shake it, boy.
36:54Oh, my God, I'm going to kill both of you.
36:55Come on, don't you want your girl to know how much she means to you?
37:00No, I do.
37:01Sumner Marlo, I need you to believe me when I say this.
37:06I want to be with you.
37:07And you were right, you know, words don't always give the whole story, so...
37:13Hey!
37:15Hey!
37:18Okay.
37:26What do you say?
37:33I want to be with you, too, Corbin.
37:38You
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