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00:00:00You
00:00:05Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20I'm casually ruining my house for a little money
00:00:27Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check
00:00:45Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:50C-C-C-K
00:00:53I still love this school podcast
00:00:56Stop fucking embarrassing me
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details
00:01:27Yeah!
00:01:29Me? Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:31You seem really amazing
00:01:34Look who's talking
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city
00:01:41I'm actually...
00:01:42I came here for someone very special
00:01:46I came back for you
00:01:48Mia, um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and find me telling how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I wanna...
00:02:00Come, come
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:08He came back
00:02:09I don't know if he was a kid
00:02:13Who?
00:02:14Ah!
00:02:15No!
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here
00:02:24Mia, it's okay
00:02:26You're gonna be alright, just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back, Connor
00:02:30What do you mean, go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you...
00:02:33How much
00:02:34How much you what?
00:02:35Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you wanna tell me?
00:02:39Do you wanna tell me?
00:02:45Am I...
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:56Holy bananas
00:02:58No more front lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:14Those highlights
00:03:18A...
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:222006?
00:03:27When else would it be reject?
00:03:29Calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson
00:03:32May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:35Mimi
00:03:36Mimi
00:03:37You've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:44Loser!
00:03:46Loser!
00:03:47Loser!
00:03:48Loser!
00:03:48Loser!
00:03:49Nothing's changed
00:03:49Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:51And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57You can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list
00:04:01Item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill me!
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:30Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student, I mean, she would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just...
00:04:39Sit...
00:04:40Down...
00:04:41And finish...
00:04:43Your lab...
00:04:43Before...
00:04:45I...
00:04:46Fail you
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with a hydrochloric acid
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:10What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat
00:05:16What a shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:20That acid...
00:05:21Don't...
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you
00:05:37Oh, these are so funny in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:51Wow, Mia, you...
00:05:55Look...
00:05:57Like you're in trouble
00:05:58Yeah
00:06:02So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets her crushes attention
00:06:11Con Con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:17Don't...
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:20Little miss st... st... stutter
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking
00:06:24You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:28What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:43Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours
00:06:59Mia, put the bottle down
00:07:03No! No! No! No!
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three
00:07:08Teacher, least favorite teacher, Alyssa
00:07:10Sorry Miss Thompson
00:07:11Freak science accident
00:07:13Blame chemistry
00:07:16God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia
00:07:19Wasn't expecting that
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you
00:07:24Use your words
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile
00:07:26Just... say something
00:07:28No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done
00:07:32No...
00:07:33You look good kicking ass
00:07:34I like this new you
00:07:36I like the new me too
00:07:39Goodbye shy girl
00:07:40Hello high school 2.0
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering
00:07:49What's next, Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen
00:07:51Stop! Stop!
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:54Maybe I will
00:07:55Literally no one knows you
00:07:58And you wanna run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown
00:08:02Not people like you
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17Feel!
00:08:21Everyone
00:08:22I'd like to make an announcement
00:08:26High school bucket list item number four
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen
00:08:37Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends
00:08:45We lost touch after high school
00:08:47I am not losing them again
00:08:49I did...
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you
00:08:56Come here
00:08:58It's been like 10 minutes but we love you too
00:09:00And since we love you, let's get you right
00:09:08Great!
00:09:09More maggots have arrived
00:09:12Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits?
00:09:18The outcasts?
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your...
00:09:20Plastic definition of perfect
00:09:23To the queen
00:09:24Let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance
00:09:28Choke and die, slutty Spears
00:09:32Well, since we're doing this
00:09:34Raise your hand if you want to vote for me
00:09:40Okay, and raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote
00:10:00Please, may I not be hallucinating
00:10:03Concon, you already got the vote for Prom King this year
00:10:07We have to do this, together
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina
00:10:13Except for me
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader
00:10:21You're the basketball captain
00:10:23Even our parents want us together
00:10:26It's destiny
00:10:27May the best girl win
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver
00:10:32If you fail again, you won't be able to go to Prom or play in the basketball finals
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on
00:10:45Theory of relativity
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B
00:10:51I'll come back for my A later
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56High school bucket list item number 5
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass
00:11:00Check it! If I'm wrong
00:11:01I'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:05You wasted
00:11:07How?
00:11:10Told ya!
00:11:12See ya later, Misty
00:11:19Hey, I just wanted to thank you for
00:11:23Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hi, Nia?
00:11:32Um...
00:11:32I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:35Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now
00:11:37Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah
00:11:39Oh!
00:11:41Where are your necklace?
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it
00:11:43It's been in my family for years
00:11:45It's like indestructible
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty
00:11:47Thanks
00:11:47Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52She's nuts
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:55I'm going to polish it up and give it to a girl I like
00:11:58Wow
00:11:58Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet
00:12:10Chalamet who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing, no
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year
00:12:16So I thought...
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:20You do
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it
00:12:24That's why you won my vote
00:12:28I thought you liked her
00:12:29Wow
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia
00:12:37There's only one girl that I've ever really liked
00:12:40And it's not Jess
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked
00:12:51Is...
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:53I'm sorry
00:12:54Oh, fuck
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league
00:13:00She...
00:13:01Oh god
00:13:02It's okay, yeah, I'm fine
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league
00:13:07And she's beautiful
00:13:09And smart
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so
00:13:26Cool
00:13:28But I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken
00:13:35That you're a crush like someone else
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:38Well, if you could help me ace this test
00:13:41I...
00:13:42Will help you win the crown
00:13:45Make you prom queen
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen
00:14:02Keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:09DECTOR JESSICA
00:14:14If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it
00:14:22Oh, perfect, just the people I wanted to see
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:28Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:34Oh man
00:14:36Here goes nothing
00:14:38Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test
00:14:45Well, great
00:14:48Chemistry is my favorite subject
00:14:50Sexual chemistry
00:14:53Sexual...what?
00:14:54The rules are simple
00:14:55Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor
00:14:58And you will vote for who brings the fire
00:15:01You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you want to
00:15:13Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap!
00:15:19Bite me knee pads! Your little friend lost
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again
00:15:26I'm not letting home in this time
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning
00:15:31Can't wait to have the bat king
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but uh...
00:15:36Show is your best, freak
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:41It's your man, Mia!
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them
00:15:46Or anybody
00:15:46You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your step brother
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them, it's for me
00:15:57Just follow my lead
00:15:59High school bucket list item number set
00:16:02Make the first move
00:16:03No, you follow my lead
00:16:09You follow my lead
00:16:10You follow my lead
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:30Mia!
00:16:31Mia!
00:16:36Oh, damn
00:16:38Mia, we definitely have to do that again
00:16:39How dare you make out with that scum sucking social climate science fair slut
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen
00:16:49Not if I can help it
00:16:51The whole town wants us together
00:16:54Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Connor!
00:17:00Mia!
00:17:02Your prince is waiting
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling, go over there
00:17:09Or you can use your mouth another creative way
00:17:12Go go go go go go
00:17:14You stopped him
00:17:14Bye!
00:17:17Mia, we really need to talk
00:17:21About that chase
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College!
00:17:28Science majors are slattier than you think
00:17:30Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No!
00:17:34But I will one day
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future
00:17:43Right
00:17:44It's my secret superpower, so
00:17:46Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future
00:17:51Somewhere
00:17:53Where there's less interruptions
00:17:56Connor?
00:17:57I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me
00:18:02So...
00:18:03Actually about that, yeah
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jeffs
00:18:06And we can talk about all the kiss stuff later
00:18:09Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush
00:18:13But he's also a forever playboy
00:18:15At least that's what the rumors say
00:18:18Fine
00:18:20Yeah, look
00:18:21For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes
00:18:24Is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off
00:18:27So we could team up
00:18:32Wait
00:18:33Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:37You can run this school if you wanted to, Mia
00:18:40You're royalty and you don't even know it
00:18:42No
00:18:46Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through
00:18:50Wait
00:18:52You're not seriously thinking about answering
00:18:54If you do
00:18:56I will embarrass you so bad
00:18:58You will wish you were dead
00:19:01You still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry
00:19:08Let the best baker win
00:19:11Ew
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win
00:19:17Girls
00:19:18Should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:24You don't look the part yet, Mia
00:19:26Let us help you out
00:19:38Later, loser
00:19:41Let me guess
00:19:42Just a bitch straights again
00:19:45I hope her baked goods burn in hell
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:48Thanks for the thought, Kate
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square
00:19:53Never gonna have to give you an edge
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points
00:19:56And baking points
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow
00:20:01Why?
00:20:01Because I'm gonna turn you into a sexy, nerdy, baking queen
00:20:05Hi Mia, where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy?
00:20:13Did she chicken out last week?
00:20:24I don't know
00:20:39I don't know
00:20:42I don't know
00:20:43I don't know
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl
00:20:45Flirt like a hot girl
00:20:46Look who's talking
00:20:47Chef?
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:49Go
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen
00:21:01Cause I'm coming for your throne
00:21:05Boo
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:17Alright, contestants, we're about to begin
00:21:19To your tables, please
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:22Oh yeah, we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:24With some molecular gastronomy toppings
00:21:27It's really easy
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's science meets sweets
00:21:31Come on
00:21:33Alright, contestants
00:21:34That bake-off begins
00:21:36Now
00:21:38Okay
00:21:39And we'll have to make this in here
00:21:43Like this, like that
00:21:50And then
00:21:52This
00:21:53That's on your nose
00:21:55No, that's too much
00:21:56That's too much
00:22:04No more
00:22:05No
00:22:10Cool trick
00:22:11Bill Nye the science nerd
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:21Oops
00:22:24Oops
00:22:26Foot slipped
00:22:27Not
00:22:27Sorry not sorry
00:22:29Oops
00:22:31Sorry
00:22:32My hand slipped
00:22:34Oh
00:22:36Oh she's awful
00:22:39Oh
00:22:40If you do that again Miss Watkins
00:22:42You will be disqualified
00:22:43She just kicked our table
00:22:44I did not see Jessica do anything wrong
00:22:47Get back to work
00:22:48It's fine, it's fine
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:51A good scientist
00:22:53Always
00:22:54Has a plan
00:22:57And
00:22:59Time
00:23:03The winning team's votes
00:23:04Also count toward their prom queens campaign
00:23:08Jessica, you're up
00:23:10It is a model
00:23:12Of my mansion
00:23:14And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year
00:23:17So crazy!
00:23:20This is our dessert
00:23:22It may look simple
00:23:24But
00:23:25It's got a little magic to it
00:23:48And
00:23:49All the votes are in
00:23:51The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is
00:23:56The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is
00:24:12The winner of this year is
00:24:12Mia Watkins
00:24:13Mia
00:24:14The 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you
00:24:18And Connor
00:24:21That's amazing
00:24:22We did it!
00:24:26I can't believe it
00:24:27Oh that's my queen
00:24:29That's my best friend
00:24:30We love her
00:24:31Best day of my life
00:24:34I knew you could do it
00:24:38No!
00:24:39Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:46Not anymore
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that loser
00:24:53Sorry
00:24:55High school bucket list item number 9
00:24:58Start a riot
00:25:00Make it epic
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Popular kids versus kids!
00:25:11Stop it!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:13Stop it!
00:25:19Stop!
00:25:20Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis
00:25:33Before you say anything
00:25:35Mia started it!
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty, Jessica
00:25:40You and your friends can go
00:25:42What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:46I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No!
00:25:51I like having an attitude
00:25:52I lived for years without one
00:25:55And now
00:25:56It's here to stay
00:25:57One more
00:25:58Bad word
00:25:59One more
00:26:01Thing that you do wrong
00:26:02And you are suspended
00:26:04Fine
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude when you stop
00:26:08Letting Jessica's dad bribe you
00:26:10Hm?
00:26:12Oh, sorry
00:26:13No one knows about that yet
00:26:14Both of you pack your bags
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip
00:26:23And get me killed
00:26:24No, no, no
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day
00:26:27You're both free to go
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course
00:26:31You're both free to go
00:26:32And if you ever need anything
00:26:34Feel free to come by my office
00:26:35The door's always open
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347 dollars
00:26:43And...
00:26:44You be quiet, you demon child
00:26:46Uh...
00:26:47I'll take a thought
00:26:48Why don't you, um
00:26:49Help me clean up here
00:26:50My...
00:26:51Star students
00:26:52Thank you
00:26:54The fuck was awesome
00:26:58Whoa
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so
00:27:08Right
00:27:09It's not big deal
00:27:10Yeah
00:27:12So tell me
00:27:14What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test
00:27:19Oh, yeah
00:27:20What's that one again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy
00:27:23It's the study of the
00:27:24Human body
00:27:26Yeah
00:27:27Yeah
00:27:28You wanna do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:33Like a...
00:27:34Ooh
00:27:36Like us
00:27:36Together
00:27:38Alone
00:27:38Yeah
00:27:40Let's go professor
00:27:42Promise to be a good boy
00:27:46Okay
00:27:46Okay
00:27:47Ha ha ha ha
00:27:49Ha ha ha ha
00:28:07by
00:28:08You
00:28:08Why
00:28:08You
00:28:08You
00:28:08You
00:28:08And
00:28:12You
00:28:22Can
00:28:22You
00:28:22Go
00:28:58Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18All right, please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:23Can I?
00:29:25All right.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27All right.
00:29:33Picep racii.
00:29:39Pectalis major.
00:29:46Pectis abdominis gloria amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long?
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Do you forget about that, but that's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session, but I think it would
00:30:10be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:27If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No?
00:30:39Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezebusias.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:43Oh my.
00:30:49Um, brachialis.
00:31:00You think she's cheating!
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:05Just…
00:31:06Just…
00:31:07You think she's cheating?
00:31:09That's cheating!
00:31:10Mm-hmm.
00:31:11You think we're funny.
00:31:14Not good.
00:31:16Just doing well.
00:31:20I don't know.
00:31:21Just doing well, right?
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:28close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37To level the playing field.
00:31:39You!
00:31:42Batgirl.
00:31:45Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:13You're crazy.
00:32:15No, I'm not this shirt.
00:32:18That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor, are you in there?
00:32:29Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32No!
00:32:32My dad's my dad.
00:32:33No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34Oh my god!
00:32:34Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:32:35Okay!
00:32:38Yeah, just a second!
00:32:40I'm in!
00:32:51I'm in.
00:32:55Oh, hey dad, this is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:58Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Miss Thompson just called, said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is...
00:33:09Unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:20Mia's valedictorian, and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:23Girls aside, fail again, and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:37You know what? Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver, I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait.
00:33:53Just...
00:33:54Please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:57I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:15Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:28Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38Abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:57Oh!
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:03Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help,
00:35:22but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:25Mm-hmm.
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my old man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go,
00:35:41I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47So, come through
00:35:50and vote for Mia.
00:35:53Yeah.
00:35:54Yeah.
00:35:54Yeah.
00:36:01Nikki,
00:36:02cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:07We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:12Come on.
00:36:13Let's pass before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:16No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on.
00:36:20Connor, talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:25What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work,
00:36:32but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:47It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick permission question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade,
00:37:29so why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:33And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So, can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Hey, enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Mia, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I...
00:38:00Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:01I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:03Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19All right, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's going to break your heart.
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm going to go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no, wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey, get the fuck off her.
00:39:20Oh, shit.
00:39:24Cap's here.
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:27Hey, mind if it brought us?
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action
00:39:39has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:43Oh!
00:39:45All right, come on.
00:39:47Go to part you get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know,
00:39:57for a second there,
00:39:58I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:40:02when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:08No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:14So,
00:40:15who is?
00:40:19You're...
00:40:23You are not going to believe who I'm into.
00:40:30It's crazy.
00:40:32Right?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:38Sorry.
00:40:39Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:52Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:05She wore it like once.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Or if not.
00:41:09I mean,
00:41:11if you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean,
00:41:17our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Let's go.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:23Yeah, let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:35Should I?
00:41:47Mia.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:57Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:08No, I'm future girl.
00:42:10Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:11Um, also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon.
00:42:48You Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:53And I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:25I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:43:31So cute.
00:43:32Oh, on page four, there's a great paleroy that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38So you fed all my worst moments into a little pink book?
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your pigtails.
00:43:49And everybody had breezes, Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:58Actually, it does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um, yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with your NSYNC posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth.
00:44:20And now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:43You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:51What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook?
00:44:59What?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:00You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:45:03But the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:45:08Gah!
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato cake?
00:45:20Yeah, show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:23That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:29Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey, you're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know it.
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica, you think being prom queen is all about looks, okay?
00:45:47High school bucket list, item number 12.
00:45:51Flam it while you've got it.
00:46:03Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:04Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:05Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:06Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07No, you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:09Oh, I'm sorry.
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:14Woo!
00:46:15Yes!
00:46:15Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you, pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:25FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I want to live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list, item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:50Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:52And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06Let those mouth-breakers have a dumbass party.
00:47:09Bye, Jess.
00:47:14Ugh.
00:47:16Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:21I love you too.
00:47:45My wrist.
00:47:46I think I sprained it.
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:49Hey, Mia.
00:47:51Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:52She needs help.
00:47:54Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:56Now.
00:47:58Don't make me ask again, bitches.
00:48:01You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:48:03Not before I...
00:48:04Not before I tell you that I...
00:48:09Mia, I've always...
00:48:11Mia, hey.
00:48:13Hey.
00:48:14Hey, Mia.
00:48:14You okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:17Yeah.
00:48:18What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:24Okay.
00:48:24I was trying to recycle.
00:48:27How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:31I didn't see that coming.
00:48:36Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:38Okay.
00:48:39Hey, party's over.
00:48:41Everyone out!
00:48:42You heard him.
00:48:43Go.
00:48:43Get out.
00:48:44Remember, vote Mia.
00:48:45Vote Mia.
00:48:45Vote Mia.
00:48:46I got you.
00:48:48Come on.
00:48:49Let's go.
00:48:52Here.
00:48:56Okay.
00:48:59Thank you for saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay.
00:49:05For the record, you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:15What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:25And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never date Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously.
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:37Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:49:40You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:44She...
00:49:45I know.
00:49:45She's a genius.
00:49:46You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:55Can you stay with me?
00:50:15You're the genius, dummy.
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:21I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:49You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:56God.
00:50:57No, I don't.
00:50:59I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:51:02So it's never around anyone.
00:51:04Which is good.
00:51:05I'm not just anyone.
00:51:11What is all this?
00:51:15Well, you know the tradition.
00:51:17Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:21You want to help me wrap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:26No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:30I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:35Not yet, anyway.
00:51:40So, eight ball girl.
00:51:43What's future me like?
00:51:45Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48No, you're not.
00:51:50Don't even look.
00:51:51I know you're not.
00:51:52You're...
00:51:53You're actually super successful.
00:51:58Really smart.
00:52:00Kind.
00:52:05You're pretty perfect.
00:52:12No wonder I was in love.
00:52:20Hold up.
00:52:21Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:23No one.
00:52:25I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I know all of these is awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:38So, so who do I get married to?
00:52:42Jessica Alba.
00:52:44So you gotta get over that Britney crash because things get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:51Yeah.
00:52:51You know, I can actually read the future.
00:52:54I also...
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:08Question.
00:53:10Are you gonna invite your dad?
00:53:12I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:20Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:27Actually, come on.
00:53:29You don't want to be late.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's gonna love these, Mia.
00:53:48This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:49Sure.
00:53:52But...
00:53:54I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:57Because in a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:54:02And who knows what'll happen then.
00:54:04Right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:12Oh.
00:54:14You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:16The class loved my gifts so much.
00:54:19I already got all their votes.
00:54:34So you're buying votes now?
00:54:36Me?
00:54:37Me?
00:54:38Me?
00:54:39I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:43But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:57Well, the hot ones.
00:55:00The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:02But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:03Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:08But come on now.
00:55:09Let's see what you got.
00:55:18Look.
00:55:19Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:25I got them Gucci earrings.
00:55:33At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:36Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't.
00:55:42Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:47Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:50Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love all my subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:58Look.
00:56:17OMG, you're twinning.
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh, and ConCon, here is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:51No matter what I do, this always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom queen, Connor.
00:56:57What am I even doing here?
00:57:01Brides aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:06He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:12They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy,
00:57:16but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no.
00:57:18No, they're stupid.
00:57:20And she won this one.
00:57:22So let's just go.
00:57:23Just trust me.
00:57:24Connor.
00:57:26They're going to love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:30And you're going to love them.
00:57:38Close.
00:57:49Are you?
00:57:50Yes, it's yours.
00:57:52Yes, it's yours.
00:57:54If you need another kid.
00:58:01Not coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:17How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should.
00:58:27You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist's name, like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:49Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:13You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:17And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you, too.
00:59:38You trash, you see pies.
00:59:42Stop!
00:59:42Okay!
00:59:43Okay!
00:59:44Alright, fine!
00:59:45Get your secret!
00:59:46Please!
00:59:53Hey, um...
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:07Mia, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:19Magic 8-Ball.
01:00:21You remember?
01:00:21A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:27Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33He'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me?
01:00:48That you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:02For you...
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:17It's time we step out of the shadows.
01:01:20It's time we step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:25Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:45I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:46I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom.
01:02:18No plastics for prom.
01:02:20No plastics for prom.
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:26They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:36Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects, let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention, everyone!
01:02:48America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins, just volunteered to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:14Come on, Mia! We're all waiting!
01:03:19Hey!
01:03:21Hey, yes you can.
01:03:23Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:39Get your camcorder, buddy.
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce dance.
01:03:59Hi, everyone.
01:04:02Please rise.
01:04:16Oh.
01:04:19Oh.
01:04:25Just look at me.
01:04:34Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night.
01:05:11Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night.
01:05:36Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last night?
01:05:40Oh, say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave?
01:05:49Oh, say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave?
01:05:55Oh, say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave?
01:05:56Is there any other alarm done?
01:05:56Oh, say, if your camel's evergreen will see me, you'reгор and the time of the brave home.
01:06:15Give it up for Mia. This is gonna be your new prom queen.
01:06:21See? Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:06:41If you wanna win, you gotta give him a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah. Plus, I like kissing you. What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing. That I, um... I just thought I'm really...
01:07:00Shit, that's my dad. What is he doing here? He never comes to my games.
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia. This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:15Hey, look at me. I already know what happens, remember?
01:07:21Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:25It'll seem impossible, but trust me...
01:07:32I trust you.
01:07:35And here we go, everyone. The big championship game.
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. Let's begin.
01:08:11And 10 seconds left. The one team is
01:08:14He's down two points, and Conor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on a three-pointer, and there he goes.
01:08:39Yes, he scores!
01:08:40The Fairfield Lions, 49-48, and they win the game!
01:08:55Let's go!
01:08:57First, an A, and now this.
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Conor.
01:09:06Really? Really.
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:13And on you.
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:25Congratulations.
01:09:26Yeah.
01:09:29Yeah.
01:09:30You were right about everything.
01:09:33Oh, am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pipply mouthfeeder isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:09:41We will take her down with the dance.
01:09:44For good!
01:09:45I'm going because of you.
01:09:46No, no, I'm going because of you.
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:51But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:57I can do a lot better than that.
01:10:09Wait, wait, wait.
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean, what about your crush, the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia.
01:10:19It always has been.
01:10:21No.
01:10:23Holy circuits.
01:10:27I
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful
01:11:17You're staring again
01:11:20Five more minutes
01:11:23You're kind of distracting
01:11:27Should we just ditch school
01:11:28And do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test
01:11:32This was your chem test
01:11:36And you passed
01:11:37With fine colors
01:11:39Okay, say we do
01:11:47Skip class
01:11:48And what about
01:11:51Brown tonight
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to
01:11:55I figured I would just ask my crush
01:12:00You're never gonna let that go
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since 9th grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah
01:12:19I actually liked the frizzy hair
01:12:22And those
01:12:23Like striped turtlenecks
01:12:25No you didn't
01:12:26No you didn't
01:12:26It's so hot
01:12:31Okay, so
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me now
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please
01:12:38Oh, I gotta do it properly
01:12:43Mia Watkins
01:12:46Will you
01:12:53Will you officially
01:12:54Be my prom date
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you
01:13:02And I will absolutely be your girlfriend
01:13:11Come on
01:13:12Let's go win that crown
01:13:14Five more minutes
01:13:15You said
01:13:16I am gonna give you
01:13:22The perfect Princess Diaries moment
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night
01:13:29Or if she's going to
01:13:32I don't know
01:13:34You want to bake at the game
01:13:36Maybe she's giving up
01:13:40No
01:13:43She won't
01:13:47I know she won't
01:13:48Because
01:13:50I've lived it
01:13:53I'm sorry, say it again
01:13:56Okay
01:13:58This is gonna sound insane
01:13:59Chris, but you're my best friend
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth
01:14:02I
01:14:07I'm from
01:14:09The future
01:14:17Okay
01:14:19Yeah, the future
01:14:20Cool
01:14:21Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you gonna like call my parents
01:14:24Or the cops
01:14:25Or an exorcist?
01:14:28No
01:14:28You're not
01:14:30Mia, you're not
01:14:31You're not crazy
01:14:31And you're not a liar
01:14:34If you say you're from the future
01:14:37I believe you
01:14:43Okay, look, there'll be the future scoop
01:14:45How does Lost Dance?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um, they get off the island
01:14:52And Lance does come out
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot
01:14:57The future's violent
01:14:58You have no idea
01:14:59Yeah, but this dance could change my whole life
01:15:03Actually
01:15:05So will you help me
01:15:06Stop
01:15:09Come in
01:15:11But before we close the hell mouth
01:15:13That is Jess
01:15:14Okay
01:15:16Let's go
01:15:43You look like a queen
01:15:45Thanks
01:15:47Hopefully I'll look
01:16:03Welcome
01:16:04Students
01:16:05To this year's
01:16:072006
01:16:08Senior Prom
01:16:15You have one hour left
01:16:16To vote for this year's
01:16:18Prom King
01:16:18And Prom Queen
01:16:24Ready to go back to being a troll
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I live
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins
01:16:32Bring it on, Jessica
01:16:51Oh my god
01:16:58Give it up, Jessica
01:17:00I don't
01:17:01I want Mia
01:17:04But I want you
01:17:05We are perfect together
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag
01:17:09When you can have an icon
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot
01:17:14Concon
01:17:14Think about your future
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing
01:17:21It could be
01:17:23If you worked on yourself
01:17:25And stopped screwing everyone over
01:17:28You can be better than this, Jess
01:17:35I know
01:17:36You didn't want this before
01:17:38But
01:17:38Open it
01:17:47Jess
01:17:49Hey
01:17:50Don't
01:17:50Do what you're planning to do tonight
01:17:52Okay
01:17:55It could save your future
01:17:56If you don't
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything
01:18:05Other than winning
01:18:17I tried
01:18:19Principal Davis
01:18:20There are kids doing drugs in the bathroom
01:18:23I think it's cracking
01:18:27I don't know
01:18:27But just go get them
01:18:30Hurry
01:18:30They are dying
01:18:53Everyone
01:18:53It is time to count the votes
01:18:56For this year's prom queen
01:18:59Let's welcome our prom queen finalists
01:19:02To the stage
01:19:03Neal Watkins
01:19:04Jessica Hart
01:19:08And as expected
01:19:10Give it up for your prom king
01:19:12Basketball all-star
01:19:14Connor Oliver
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes
01:19:36Let's hear it from our prom queen finalists
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans
01:19:49Who voted for me the last four years
01:19:51I'm so excited to leave high school
01:19:55And represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere
01:20:04Hi
01:20:06I shouldn't be here
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years
01:20:14I wasn't good enough
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough
01:20:18I wasn't strong enough
01:20:22But I'm here now
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you
01:20:29The misfits
01:20:31The outcasts
01:20:32Anyone who's ever felt
01:20:34Alone
01:20:37You're not
01:20:41Thank you
01:20:49All right
01:20:51Ladies and gentlemen
01:20:52The votes are in
01:20:53Looks like we have a winner
01:21:01And
01:21:02Your 2006 prom queen
01:21:06Winner is
01:21:11Jessica Hart
01:21:17I'm so sorry
01:21:19Hey
01:21:20It's okay
01:21:21This is your moment
01:21:22You earned it
01:21:23I knew you guys
01:21:29Wouldn't let me
01:21:29The dumpster fire
01:21:30Steal my crown
01:21:35Smile king
01:21:36It's really your book
01:21:41You were right
01:21:43You saw it all
01:21:47And you believe to me
01:21:51Out of the way freak
01:21:53This is for royalty only
01:21:56Oh shut it
01:21:579021 ho
01:21:59Mia has something to say
01:22:01I warned you
01:22:11Mia
01:22:12Mia
01:22:13Mia
01:22:14Mia Watkins
01:22:14They're all for Mia
01:22:15And I saw Jessica throw them out
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No
01:22:20These are fake
01:22:22Principal Davis
01:22:23This is a set up
01:22:24Mia
01:22:25Is this true?
01:22:27No
01:22:28No
01:22:28Actually
01:22:31Jessica lied
01:22:32Bribed
01:22:33And cheated her way
01:22:33To the crown
01:22:34Okay
01:22:36Mia
01:22:37Mia actually cares
01:22:38About this class
01:22:39It's no wonder
01:22:40That she won
01:22:40Fairly
01:22:43But don't take it
01:22:44From me
01:22:45Let's see
01:22:46Show of hands
01:22:46Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia
01:22:53Mia
01:22:55Mia
01:22:56Mia
01:22:57Mia
01:22:57Mia
01:22:57Mia
01:22:58Mia
01:22:59They actually voted for me
01:23:00I never doubted them
01:23:03Or you
01:23:12High school bucket list
01:23:14Item number 15
01:23:15Embrace your inner crown
01:23:19The crown is mine
01:23:21I'm the popular one
01:23:23I'm hot
01:23:24And I'm skinny
01:23:25And I'm a fucking cheerleader
01:23:26Where four of you people want
01:23:46Jessica first you cheated
01:23:48Now you could have killed someone
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion
01:23:52Security
01:23:53No
01:23:54No
01:23:55It was Mia
01:23:56She knows things
01:23:58She's like a psychic
01:24:00Or a witch
01:24:00Or something
01:24:01I swear
01:24:01Bye bye bimbo
01:24:04No
01:24:14She's so nasty
01:24:17That's nothing Mia
01:24:18You'll get it in a few years
01:24:19No
01:24:20No
01:24:20No
01:24:20This isn't right
01:24:22You suck
01:24:25You're a cheater
01:24:28Curse on you queen bitch
01:24:32Here
01:24:34Take this
01:24:36No I can't take that
01:24:38Yes
01:24:38I want you to
01:24:41No
01:24:42No matter when
01:24:43Or where
01:24:43You are
01:24:44You can find me
01:24:47Time traveling nerd
01:24:50Right here
01:24:53Here
01:25:04Yeah, yeah, okay
01:25:21You tricked and fell
01:25:24you alright where's Jessica Jessica Jessica Hart I don't know she's
01:25:39probably in prison by now remember she got arrested at prom I haven't seen her
01:25:44since 2006 but that's all in the past I want to focus on the future you know
01:26:03Watkins since the first time I met you in freshman year I loved you you were the
01:26:12cutest glasses-wearing nerd I ever met and from our wild study sessions to winning
01:26:24prom king and queen senior year they're taking on the whole world I I couldn't
01:26:31ask for a better nerd to be my partner
01:26:38give me a walk kids
01:26:42will you marry me hurry up and say yes I have to get back home to Lance
01:26:49yeah
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening
01:26:59you're a time traveler Mia you didn't see this coming
01:27:02yeah us getting engaged no not in a million years but hey I guess
01:27:13some things you never see coming
01:27:15I always knew
01:27:18yeah
01:27:22yeah
01:27:23yeah
01:27:24yeah
01:27:26yeah
01:27:26yeah
01:27:27yeah
01:27:28yeah
01:27:29yeah
01:27:30yeah
01:27:39yeah
01:27:42yeah
01:27:45yeah
01:27:47yeah
01:27:50yeah
01:27:51You
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