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The Last House on the Left (1972) [Full Movie] [Full Version]Full EP - Full
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00:00:06I
00:00:29Beep, beep, beep.
00:00:48Hello, Cassie.
00:00:50Hiya, girl.
00:00:51Hello there.
00:00:53Now, let's see.
00:00:57Ah, looks like Mary's getting cards from half the civilized world.
00:01:01Mary Collingwood?
00:01:04Mary Collingwood?
00:01:05Mary Collingwood?
00:01:07You think she's the only kid to reach the age of 17?
00:01:13Of course, she is about the prettiest piece I've ever seen.
00:01:26Mary Collingwood, you hurry up.
00:01:29Okay, okay.
00:01:30Drilled sergeant.
00:01:36And the road leads to nowhere
00:01:41And the castle stays the same
00:01:48And the father tells the mother
00:01:55Wait for the rain
00:01:58Wait for the rain
00:02:06And the road leads to nowhere
00:02:11You call repair service?
00:02:13Mm-hmm.
00:02:14Well, did you tell them I was a physician and had to have a phone?
00:02:17No.
00:02:18Actually, I told them you were an international bookie
00:02:20and I was 10 months pregnant with quintuplets.
00:02:25Hey, what's new in the outside world?
00:02:28Same old stuff, murder and mayhem.
00:02:31What's for dinner tonight?
00:02:32Breeze is full, take your choice.
00:02:34What's that supposed to mean?
00:02:35Mary, I want you to be careful tonight.
00:02:37Your mother tells me the place you're going isn't a bad neighborhood.
00:02:42Hi, little daddy.
00:02:44Hey, no bra?
00:02:46Of course not. Nobody wears those anymore.
00:02:48Nobody except us drill sergeants.
00:02:50Yeah, but look, Estelle.
00:02:51You can see her nipples as plain as day.
00:02:53Daddy, don't be so clinical.
00:02:55But it's immodest.
00:02:56So I'll get some sandpaper.
00:02:57Look, young lady, when I was your age...
00:02:59When you were my age, you all were braziers that made your tits stick out like torpedoes or something.
00:03:03Tits?
00:03:04What's this tits business?
00:03:05Sounds like I'm back in the barracks.
00:03:07All right then, mammary glands.
00:03:10They used to tie them up like little lunatics in straitjackets.
00:03:13And they stuffed socks in their bra.
00:03:15Mary, you told me that yourself, Mother.
00:03:18If God had meant women to go around with their bust-exposed Mary Collingwood,
00:03:22he wouldn't have given us clothes.
00:03:25Who are you going to see tonight?
00:03:28Bloodlust.
00:03:29Bloodlust?
00:03:29Yeah, bloodlust.
00:03:30What's wrong with them?
00:03:32I was just reading about them.
00:03:33Aren't they the guys that dismember live chickens during their act?
00:03:36Oh, they only did that once, Daddy.
00:03:38Don't you feel sorry for the chicken?
00:03:40Oh, Daddy, I couldn't tell you the nights I cried myself to sleep over that chicken.
00:03:45Hey, have you seen the car keys?
00:03:47On the table.
00:03:47I think it's crazy.
00:03:49What's crazy?
00:03:50All that blood and violence.
00:03:51I thought you were supposed to be the love generation.
00:03:54Hey, that reminds me.
00:03:56What?
00:03:56Here's a little something for you.
00:04:00Just a gift that tied you over to tomorrow.
00:04:02Oh, Daddy.
00:04:04Daddy.
00:04:07Oh, Mother.
00:04:09Nice.
00:04:10Well, maybe he'll bring you luck.
00:04:12By the way, who are you going out with tonight?
00:04:13Anyone we know?
00:04:15Phyllis Stone.
00:04:18Yeah.
00:04:19I know you don't like her, Mother, but I'm safe with her.
00:04:21She comes from that neighborhood.
00:04:23What neighborhood?
00:04:24Oh, where the concert is.
00:04:25You know, from that slum.
00:04:27I'm sure she does.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:31I've got something for us.
00:04:34What?
00:04:35Come on, you'll see.
00:04:36Okay.
00:04:37Hurry up.
00:04:40Who's Phyllis Stone?
00:04:41You make it sound like the bride of Frankenstein.
00:04:43She's the girl that takes care of the horses down the Johnson place, isn't she, Mary?
00:04:47What worries you?
00:04:48From what Nancy Springer tells me, that's not all she takes care of down there.
00:04:53Mary tells me you're from Manhattan.
00:04:55What does your father do?
00:04:56Oh, my parents are in the iron and steel business.
00:04:59Iron and steel?
00:05:00Both together.
00:05:01How unusual.
00:05:02Yeah.
00:05:03Well, my mother irons and my father steel.
00:05:05Come on, Mary.
00:05:07I wish we had some decent grass.
00:05:09Yeah.
00:05:10It'd be nice.
00:05:10You don't have anything?
00:05:11No.
00:05:12Of course not.
00:05:14Hey, maybe we can get some before the concert.
00:05:16Yeah, the concert.
00:05:19I wonder what it would be like to make it with bloodlust.
00:05:22Oh.
00:05:22Oh, it's just really soft.
00:05:24Like, like in a whole bunch of cotton, you know what I mean?
00:05:28Cotton?
00:05:29Soft and gentle.
00:05:31Oh, give me a break.
00:05:32No, really sensitive.
00:05:33Not wild and gory.
00:05:34Oh, God.
00:05:35Get too much, Mary.
00:05:37No.
00:05:38Cotton.
00:05:39It's bloodlust, man.
00:05:41Like they're crazy, you know?
00:05:44Wheels turning.
00:05:48Some of the leaves are turning brown.
00:05:53Coming to gather you.
00:05:57Gathering cherries off of the ground.
00:06:05And after the rainbow.
00:06:10After the dayglows come over you.
00:06:15A bottle of wine and then a waterfall.
00:06:18Gonna lead you to the dream you knew you'd do.
00:06:24Ah, the leaves are beautiful.
00:06:27Yep.
00:06:28They're really starting to change.
00:06:30I guess winter's coming on.
00:06:32Yep.
00:06:32Hey.
00:06:33Hey, I changed.
00:06:34I changed this winter.
00:06:36What do you mean you changed?
00:06:37I mean, my breast filled out.
00:06:41Yeah, didn't you notice?
00:06:43Look, I mean, they were nothing last summer.
00:06:45I didn't know you last summer.
00:06:47I know.
00:06:48Well, they have.
00:06:49Well, congratulations.
00:06:51Come on.
00:06:51I feel like a woman for the first time in my life.
00:06:54Yeah?
00:06:55Oh, Ronnie Joseph!
00:07:11Late news of weather.
00:07:14Resigned the day after.
00:07:15And the road leads to nowhere.
00:07:21Oh.
00:07:24Oh.
00:07:26Oh.
00:07:27Oh, this is gorgeous.
00:07:37Oh, leave that on, fellas.
00:07:39I want to hear it.
00:07:40The daring daylight escape of the two convicted murderers, dope bushers, and rapists cost the
00:07:46lives of two prison guards, and surprisingly, the life of a German Shepherd.
00:07:50According to eyewitness reports, the animal which was set after the two fleeing men was
00:07:55kicked to death by a young animal-like woman who leaped from the getaway car.
00:07:59The alleged driver of the car was Junior Stillo.
00:08:03Junior Stillo is the illegitimate son of the leader of the two escapees, Krug Stillo,
00:08:07who was serving a life sentence for the 1966 triple slaying of a priest and two nuns.
00:08:14Krug Stillo is reputed to have hooked his own son on heroin to control the youngster's life.
00:08:20The man is armed and considered extremely dangerous.
00:08:24The second escaped convict is identified as Fred Weasel Podowski, who has a long police
00:08:29record for child molesting, peeping Tomism, and assault with a deadly weapon.
00:08:34The three men were accompanied in their getaway by an unknown woman, described only as young,
00:08:39strong, and animal-like.
00:08:41Police believe the four may still be in the New York City area, but expect them to try to
00:08:45leave the state within the next 48 hours.
00:08:49Thanks. Sounds like good advice.
00:08:52I'm singing in the rain.
00:08:55Sadie?
00:08:56Yeah?
00:08:57Hurry up out of here. I want to take a bath too.
00:09:00Okay, okay. Hey, what do you think of your new clothes?
00:09:03I have picked them at Corvette.
00:09:06Wonderful.
00:09:23Who is it?
00:09:24It's J. Edgar Hoover.
00:09:28Come on, Charlie.
00:09:35Where's Shetty?
00:09:37Take a bath.
00:09:38Hey, Junior, back yet?
00:09:41Yeah, and I'm here too.
00:09:43Sit down with my beer, okay?
00:09:44You heard it.
00:09:45Go to the icebox and get a beer.
00:09:47There's a lady here, you know.
00:09:48I'll be in the airway.
00:10:08Here's your beer, Sadie.
00:10:10Ah, there he is, the man of the hour.
00:10:19I'm glad your old man's out of the clink.
00:10:21Yeah, sure.
00:10:24You know, it's really a shame you don't get along better with Krug.
00:10:29You gotta change your head around.
00:10:31Become someone else, all together.
00:10:35I was thinking about, um, names and everything.
00:10:39How does Agatha Greenwood grab you?
00:10:43Like something out of Brighter Day.
00:10:45Yeah, you're probably right.
00:10:49What do you want to be?
00:10:51A frog.
00:10:52You look like a frog.
00:10:53Hmm.
00:10:54If I was a frog, I'd have my own lily pad.
00:10:57I could sit there all day long, just ribbit, ribbit.
00:11:02I could do that, man.
00:11:03And nobody would bother me.
00:11:04I could watch it slide the...
00:11:07Oh!
00:11:15Ribbit.
00:11:16Ribbit.
00:11:17Ribbit.
00:11:18Ribbit.
00:11:18Ribbit.
00:11:20Ribbit.
00:11:20Ribbit.
00:11:21Ribbit.
00:11:24Better watch him, crew.
00:11:28What do you say to you alone, you little toad?
00:11:30Or squash your pot as a lily pit.
00:11:39Do we have time before the concert?
00:11:40Sure, don't worry about it.
00:11:41Oh, goody. I want to have at least two scoops.
00:11:43Ah, that's exactly what I'm gonna have.
00:11:45A mint chocolate chip.
00:11:46A mint chocolate chip?
00:11:47Yeah.
00:11:47No, I don't like that.
00:11:49What's this yellow stuff right here?
00:11:50Lemon sherbet.
00:11:53Sherbet.
00:11:53I don't want sherbet.
00:11:54Oh, can I taste yours?
00:11:56I'll make your own.
00:11:58What do you want?
00:11:58No, I don't want that.
00:11:59I want, um, what else do you have?
00:12:02We're gonna have a royal, a Neapolitan, a maple walnut, fruity fruity...
00:12:05Nuts!
00:12:06Nuts?
00:12:06Nuts for the nut.
00:12:10Big goon!
00:12:11Put me down!
00:12:14I hate you!
00:12:16Let me, uh...
00:12:17Hey, forget it!
00:12:19You got the cream of American man right here!
00:12:22The cream of American man, that's good, Krug.
00:12:25Shut up.
00:12:26And get away from my woman.
00:12:28Your woman?
00:12:29I thought she was our woman.
00:12:30Just a minute!
00:12:31Buzz off!
00:12:31I'm not neither of yours woman.
00:12:33I am my own freakin' woman!
00:12:35She's right, Krug.
00:12:36You shut up.
00:12:37Hey, what have you been doing?
00:12:39Reading them creep women live magazines while I was up in the jug, huh?
00:12:42Maybe.
00:12:42Why don't you just lay back and enjoy being inferior?
00:12:47Zoom off!
00:12:48You male chauvinist dog.
00:12:50Pig, Sam.
00:12:51What?
00:12:52Male chauvinist pig.
00:12:54Okay, you male chauvinist pig!
00:12:56She's right, Krug.
00:12:57You shut up.
00:12:58I ain't putting out any more until I get a couple more chicks around here.
00:13:02A couple of more chicks?
00:13:04Yeah.
00:13:04Equal representation.
00:13:05What are you, crazy?
00:13:07She's right, Krug.
00:13:08Get out of here!
00:13:09Oh, my God.
00:13:11This neighborhood's awful.
00:13:12It's so dirty.
00:13:13My mother was running.
00:13:14It's not awful.
00:13:15Just spunky.
00:13:16That's all.
00:13:16Dirt all over the place.
00:13:17Keep your eyes open for someone who might be dealing.
00:13:21Yeah.
00:13:23Want me to ask him?
00:13:24Yeah.
00:13:25Go ahead.
00:13:30Hey, ma'am.
00:13:32You don't know where we could score on some good grass, do you?
00:13:37Nah.
00:13:37I don't know that stuff.
00:13:39Well, thanks.
00:13:40Bummer.
00:13:40Come on.
00:13:44Hey, hey, lady.
00:13:45Come on back here.
00:13:46Let's get together.
00:13:48Yeah?
00:13:49I do happen to have in my possession an extra ounce of good stuff.
00:13:57Oh, yeah?
00:13:57What kind?
00:13:58Uh, Colombian.
00:14:00Columbia?
00:14:01Oh, I'm out.
00:14:03How much?
00:14:04Uh, twenty dollars.
00:14:07Twenty dollars?
00:14:08Huh.
00:14:09That's Colombian?
00:14:10Yeah, well, you know, I need the money.
00:14:12If that's too high...
00:14:13No, no, no.
00:14:14That's great.
00:14:14That's great.
00:14:15We'll take it.
00:14:16Uh, how do we get it?
00:14:21Oh, uh, this is my roommate, Sam.
00:14:25Hi, girls.
00:14:26This is my sister, Martha.
00:14:28Uh, Martha, these girls, uh, you know, want to buy some grass.
00:14:32Come on in.
00:14:32Come on in.
00:14:33Come on in.
00:14:37Gotcha.
00:14:38Oh, shit.
00:14:42Hey, stick around a while.
00:14:43I've got a bite.
00:14:44Yeah, I'd like a little something to eat myself.
00:14:46Nice going, junkie.
00:14:48Here's your yum-yums.
00:14:52So much for him.
00:14:54Now, I don't want you girls to worry.
00:14:56I mean, we just wanted some company, that's all, you know.
00:15:00Well, it's not expensive at all.
00:15:03Looks good.
00:15:13This room belongs in a magazine.
00:15:15Not bad if I do say so.
00:15:17Hmm?
00:15:25I feel like a bridegroom.
00:15:27I'm hearing bells.
00:15:29I have a cake in the oven.
00:15:31Come on.
00:15:31A cake?
00:15:33You wanted some grass.
00:15:38What do you want with some grass, huh?
00:15:40Huh?
00:15:41Hey.
00:15:42You guys ain't cows, is ya?
00:15:44Little cows looking for some grass?
00:15:48Huh?
00:15:48Let me hear you go.
00:15:49Come on.
00:15:50Move.
00:15:53Yeah, but they got the cute little udders on them.
00:15:55You guys let the hell out of here.
00:15:57I'm gonna start screaming.
00:16:08Hey.
00:16:10You're gonna scream?
00:16:11Ooh.
00:16:13Ooh.
00:16:13Hmm.
00:16:15Let me give you a little bit of free advice.
00:16:19If you make one paper...
00:17:03Oh, wow.
00:17:04Cock-eyed as hell.
00:17:06Oh, John.
00:17:06I should've bought one at the bakery.
00:17:08They had such pretty ones there.
00:17:10Nonsense.
00:17:11It's truly remarkable.
00:17:12Come on in the living room.
00:17:14I want to attack you.
00:17:17Listen.
00:17:17Why don't you guys let us go?
00:17:20Um...
00:17:20We know you were just kidding around.
00:17:22Oh, yes.
00:17:23We'll split.
00:17:24And we won't say anything to anybody.
00:17:25I swear.
00:17:26Yeah.
00:17:27You must think we're pretty stupid.
00:17:31No.
00:17:31No.
00:17:32Ah.
00:17:34We ain't stupid.
00:17:38We might be, uh...
00:17:42Horny old pigs.
00:17:44But, uh...
00:17:45We ain't stupid.
00:17:51Get your hands away, Sadie.
00:17:53Oh, come on, Krug.
00:17:54I had her first.
00:17:55Please, come on.
00:17:55I said get your hands away, bitch.
00:18:03Chicken breast.
00:18:05Phyllis!
00:18:08You do that again and you're dead.
00:18:10What do you think?
00:18:12We don't want to offer somebody first night out.
00:18:15I mean, uh...
00:18:18It'd be a shame to get this floor all messed up with blood.
00:18:23It'd be so messy.
00:18:25You see...
00:18:30There are other ways to do things.
00:18:39Oh.
00:18:40No.
00:18:42Stop it.
00:18:45No.
00:18:47No.
00:18:49Oh.
00:18:50Oh.
00:18:52Oh.
00:18:54The castle's ready.
00:18:57Here's to the princess.
00:18:59To the princess.
00:19:10To her queen.
00:19:34Come on.
00:19:37Oh.
00:20:05Okay, sweetheart, I'll put you right on top
00:20:28Yes, I understand. No, no, she hasn't. Well, thank you very much. You're very kind.
00:20:37Goodbye.
00:20:43Nothing?
00:20:44The theater manager said the concert was over at two this morning.
00:20:50Well, it's dawn now.
00:20:53Later, then we'll call the police.
00:20:55Come on, things are not that bad. At least we have our phone again.
00:21:00She's all right.
00:21:01Staying out all night? Well, it's classic.
00:21:05It's a kid's way of saying she's grown up.
00:21:07It's that damn Phyllis Stone's fault.
00:21:10All right, don't, Hostelle. Now, she'll come home.
00:21:12Let her have a fling.
00:21:22Let her know.
00:21:35Let's go.
00:21:56Let's go.
00:22:43Let's go.
00:22:56Let's go.
00:23:05Let's go.
00:23:11Let's go.
00:23:36Let's go.
00:24:05Let's go.
00:24:09Let's go.
00:24:26Let's go.
00:24:30Oh, that's just great.
00:24:33We have a million miles from nowhere, too.
00:24:35King Carter Road.
00:24:37All right.
00:24:37What's the matter?
00:24:38It stopped.
00:24:41Hey, I think I found the trouble.
00:24:43This thing pulled out and it's all covered with oil.
00:24:46Christ, didn't they teach you nothing in reform school?
00:24:49Take it easy on him.
00:24:50He's just a kid.
00:24:51Yeah, I know.
00:24:51But when I was his age, I could fix any car in two seconds, you schmucks.
00:24:56Hey, Coop.
00:24:58Where the hell are we?
00:25:00I just have the strangest feeling we should be doing something more.
00:25:04Now, hold on, Mrs. Carlin.
00:25:07Now, Harry, my deputy Harry, he's down there in the radio car.
00:25:11He's calling New York right now.
00:25:13And if we hear anything, here he is right now.
00:25:19What did you hear, Harry?
00:25:21New York police say they don't have anybody answering Mary's description in jail or on ice.
00:25:25Harry.
00:25:26It's a bad term.
00:25:27Guy in the morgue says he hasn't had a kid on ice all day.
00:25:30First time in five years.
00:25:32Is that the, uh, last of the cake?
00:25:38There's a tool kit in the trunk.
00:25:40I want you to start this goddamn car.
00:25:41Ah!
00:25:42Ah!
00:25:43Ah!
00:25:44Ah!
00:25:45No!
00:25:46Ah!
00:25:47You bit me!
00:25:48Crook, this ain't getting us out of the state.
00:25:50You bit me!
00:25:52That bitch bit me!
00:25:55Weasel, we're gonna have a little fun.
00:25:57Crook, pause on the bridge, weasel.
00:25:59Oh no, Crook.
00:26:00As long as we got some brats along.
00:26:02What are you gonna do?
00:26:03You're gonna be able to call a mechanic, go to a gas station, nothing.
00:26:10Well, get the phone company hustling on the surface off and get a cough in her.
00:26:13It'll be alright.
00:26:15You know, kids get ants in their pants sometimes.
00:26:16She's just letting off a little steam.
00:26:28Whoa!
00:26:34Oh!
00:26:36Oh!
00:26:37Take these crazy ones!
00:26:40Shh!
00:26:40Shh.
00:26:45Come on, Junior, come on.
00:26:48Come on, move it.
00:26:51Let's go to the right down there, by the water.
00:26:56What do you suppose that is?
00:26:58I don't recognize it.
00:27:00Looks like someone got stuck.
00:27:01Wanna go out and have a look?
00:27:02No, no, come on, let's go here.
00:27:04We got more important than to do.
00:27:06They ain't gonna find us, Mary Collin.
00:27:15Weasel, take out your knife.
00:27:22Now, I'm gonna tell this little lady here to do something.
00:27:27And if she doesn't do exactly what I tell her to,
00:27:31I want you to cut her, uh...
00:27:34I want you to cut her friend.
00:27:36Wow, brother!
00:27:37One time, one time.
00:27:39Hey, come on.
00:27:40Come on.
00:27:40Come on.
00:27:42Talking to you.
00:27:48Come here.
00:27:51Come here.
00:27:57Piss your pants.
00:28:01Piss your pants!
00:28:06You sick mother!
00:28:12She cut me!
00:28:15Piss your pants!
00:28:18Do it!
00:28:21Why's your pee?
00:28:22What are you doing?
00:28:26What are you doing?
00:28:27Look at that!
00:28:32God, no!
00:28:38Now take them off.
00:28:44Now take them off!
00:28:46You're so sick.
00:28:52Oh yeah, take them off.
00:28:55I told you about her.
00:28:57She's got lovely legs.
00:28:58This is really a riot, man.
00:29:00I dig it.
00:29:01Take them off.
00:29:05Can we get Weasel a pair of those pants?
00:29:08You want a pair of those pants, Weasel?
00:29:10How about some with a couple of hearts on her?
00:29:13She's got a good-looking ass on her.
00:29:15Come on.
00:29:16Come on, we're gonna play.
00:29:18Hit her.
00:29:21Hard.
00:29:22Lock it to her, baby.
00:29:24Hit her, I said.
00:29:26Hit her.
00:29:28I'm sorry, Mary.
00:29:30Put her in the stomach with all your might...
00:29:32Stop it! Stop it!
00:29:33You're gonna kill someone if you're not careful.
00:29:35What the hell are you doing?
00:29:37You guys gotta be crazy, man.
00:29:40If you're not careful, you're gonna kill someone.
00:29:42Make it with each other, man.
00:29:44That's a good idea!
00:29:45Thank you, Lizzie.
00:29:47Wow, two to six, man.
00:29:50Loosen her up a little bit.
00:29:52Oh, wait a minute.
00:29:53Oh, baby.
00:29:54Come on, sweetheart. Don't worry about it.
00:29:57You'll have plenty of time to feel the pain.
00:29:59You know, Weasel here is especially...
00:30:02Feeling the world closing on you.
00:30:08Do it.
00:30:10And you're looking...
00:30:13For someone...
00:30:14Oh, baby.
00:30:17Oh, baby.
00:30:19Oh, baby.
00:30:20Oh, baby.
00:30:20Get it off.
00:30:21Leave her alone.
00:30:23Someone who understands...
00:30:28Come on, we really care.
00:30:31I gotta do it.
00:30:32I can't.
00:30:33I can't.
00:30:34I can't.
00:30:36I can't.
00:30:38Do what you can...
00:30:40I know, baby.
00:30:42I know.
00:30:48Maybe...
00:30:48Maybe...
00:30:49Maybe...
00:30:51Of the Lord...
00:30:54It's just you and me here.
00:30:56Nobody else.
00:30:57You got it.
00:30:59Protect you.
00:31:03Hold you.
00:31:05And love you.
00:31:07She makes you feel wanted.
00:31:13She makes you feel real.
00:31:20It's all right.
00:31:21I'm not gonna hurt you.
00:31:22You already hurt her.
00:31:24What do you think you're doing?
00:31:26No.
00:31:28You?
00:31:29No, Doc Collin.
00:31:30Well, it's still no word out.
00:31:32We'll let you know just as soon as we hear something.
00:31:35Yes, sir.
00:31:37Yes, sir.
00:31:39Yes, sir.
00:31:40Well, I'm glad you got your phone fixed.
00:31:43Here, Doc.
00:31:43Now, you just stick right by that phone.
00:31:45Cause she might call, you know.
00:31:46I'm holding you personally responsible.
00:31:47Yes, sir.
00:31:48Call me if anything comes up.
00:31:50Yeah, okay.
00:31:51Goodbye.
00:31:52Bye.
00:31:52I'm going to go tomorrow.
00:31:56Hot damn.
00:31:56I wish I was something else sometime.
00:31:59You mean like a duck or something?
00:32:04No, you damn fool.
00:32:06I mean something else besides being a policeman.
00:32:10Doc Collinwood again, huh?
00:32:12Doc Collinwood.
00:32:15I bet she shacked up with Wilbur Crenshaw.
00:32:18That shows how much you know.
00:32:20Of course, Wilbur's gone up to Coopersburg with Sweet Lily.
00:32:23Who the hell is Sweet Lily?
00:32:24Well, it's his pig.
00:32:26He went up to Coopersburg.
00:32:28He's going to enter her on some fair up there?
00:32:31Wilbur always was a little strange.
00:32:35I remember he left town real sudden once before.
00:32:39Just before his colleague came down with a litter of pups.
00:32:46I'm going up to the car to see if I can find something to cut some firewood with.
00:32:52Firewood?
00:32:53Yeah, you know.
00:32:55Heat things up a little bit.
00:32:59Yeah.
00:33:02You can handle things while I'm going, can't you?
00:33:05Oh, sure.
00:33:13Hey, listen, I'm really cold.
00:33:19Do you think it'd be okay if I just put on my clothes just till Gru comes back?
00:33:23I'm really cold.
00:33:27Okay?
00:33:29Sure, go ahead.
00:33:47Hey.
00:33:53Listen.
00:33:55I'm going to make a run for it.
00:33:57When they go after me, you go and get help.
00:34:00Okay?
00:34:01Okay?
00:34:05Hey.
00:34:06Haha, you want to play?
00:34:07Huh?
00:34:08Junior!
00:34:09Watch that other girl.
00:34:10Only nothing happened to her.
00:34:23I'm going to get you!
00:34:32One more time.
00:34:43One more time.
00:34:44One more time.
00:34:45You got it.
00:34:46Oh, man.
00:34:47Wow, man!
00:34:49I'm getting a cigarette jam.
00:34:51Shut up, huh?
00:34:52Junior?
00:34:53Junior, is that your real name?
00:34:54I told you to shut up or I'll slap your shoulder.
00:34:56I'm going to give you another name.
00:34:57I'm going to give you another name.
00:34:58I'm going to call you Willow.
00:35:00Willow.
00:35:01Willow.
00:35:01Willow.
00:35:02Oh, no, because you're kind of beautiful and you shake when the wind blows.
00:35:06Krug's the wind.
00:35:07Oh, let me alone, huh?
00:35:09Krug, Krug's gonna really be pissed off we lost her.
00:35:12Split up, okay? Go that way.
00:35:46You bitch!
00:35:48Willow, Willow, do you have a girlfriend?
00:35:49Oh, sure, I got lots of girlfriends just waiting to get her.
00:35:53I don't think you do.
00:35:54Well, you're right.
00:35:56I want to give you something.
00:35:58I don't want that.
00:35:59It's worth a lot.
00:36:00I don't want it.
00:36:00You see?
00:36:01I want to be your friend.
00:36:03Oh, you want to get free.
00:36:04I want to be your friend.
00:36:06I want to be your friend.
00:36:08I can get you a fix.
00:36:12Yeah.
00:36:14You can get me a fix?
00:36:15Yeah, you'd like that.
00:36:16Yeah, I'd like it.
00:36:18My father.
00:36:19Yeah, he works with addicts.
00:36:21He's got it in his house.
00:36:22It's here.
00:36:23I can get you methadone.
00:36:25I can get you methadone.
00:36:26Just as quick as bad as.
00:36:27Rhi, come on.
00:36:29Let's get out of here.
00:36:29You crazy?
00:36:30I live over there.
00:36:32I live across the street.
00:36:34Come on, please.
00:36:35I can't leave.
00:36:36Please.
00:36:36Rhoove will kill me.
00:36:38No.
00:36:38I don't know if you're not here.
00:36:57Rhoove, creep!
00:37:08Son of a bitch.
00:37:11Attention all townships. Attention all townships.
00:37:14We got a late bulletin on the fugitives Crook, Stillo, and Weasel Podowski and their two accomplices.
00:37:20State police got a filling station attendant down in Riverdale.
00:37:23Says he gassed them up and gave them directions to Corrington.
00:37:26Hey, you have our way.
00:37:28These guys might be coming our way heading for Canada.
00:37:30Once again, description of that escape vehicle as follows.
00:37:34Dark green 1958 Cadillac convertible.
00:37:37Bearing license plate number E2546.
00:37:41Repeat and a two five...
00:37:44How long does it take to get to the column?
00:37:46About 25 minutes.
00:37:47Make it 15.
00:37:58Both Boys.
00:38:01This is all right.
00:38:06Let's go.
00:38:07Come…
00:38:12What's up?
00:38:14Come on!
00:38:27Oh, God! Stop!
00:38:34You, just relax. Listen, I can help you.
00:38:37I'll get you out of this.
00:38:38You stupid dake!
00:38:40Sadie!
00:38:44I better kill you!
00:38:49You all right, Sadie?
00:38:51Yeah, okay. Let me up.
00:39:15Come on, there he is!
00:39:44Let me up.
00:40:10Let's go!
00:40:11Let me up.
00:40:11Let's go!
00:40:12Let's go!
00:40:13Let's go!
00:40:16Oh, my God.
00:40:52Oh, my God.
00:41:15Oh, my God.
00:41:31Oh, my God.
00:41:34Oh, my God.
00:41:48Oh, my God.
00:41:56Oh, my God.
00:41:58Oh, my God.
00:42:02Oh, my God.
00:42:18Oh, my God.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:20Oh, my God.
00:42:27Oh, my God.
00:42:30Oh, my God.
00:42:59Oh, my God.
00:43:07Oh, my God.
00:43:19Oh, my God.
00:43:20Oh, my God.
00:43:24Oh!
00:43:54Willow!
00:43:56Oh, Christ.
00:44:00Junior!
00:44:01You said my name was Willow.
00:44:02Willow, then!
00:44:03You've got to be a man and do something for once!
00:44:06Mary, what would you do?
00:44:08What would you do if you were me?
00:44:24Ah! Ah!
00:44:25Ah!
00:44:28Ah! Ah!
00:44:38They're coming after us!
00:44:49Going somewhere.
00:44:54Oh!
00:44:58Phyllis?
00:45:00Phyllis?
00:45:02Did you get away?
00:45:08Ah!
00:45:12Ah!
00:45:15Ah!
00:45:17Ah!
00:45:17Ah!
00:45:37There, there.
00:45:39Hey!
00:45:40We hate cars!
00:45:42Oh, my God.
00:45:42Come on.
00:45:44Come on.
00:45:48There.
00:45:50Here.
00:45:51Ah!
00:45:53Ah!
00:45:55Ah!
00:45:57Ah!
00:45:59Ah!
00:46:01What do you think, Weasel?
00:46:04K-R-U-G.
00:46:09Cool.
00:46:09That's really nice.
00:46:12Ah!
00:46:14Ah!
00:46:15Ah!
00:46:16Ah!
00:46:17Ah!
00:46:18Oh, man.
00:46:19You're gonna get yours.
00:46:21You're gonna get yours.
00:46:23Here.
00:46:24Little woman.
00:46:41Oh, my God.
00:46:43Oh, my God.
00:46:45Oh, my God.
00:46:51Oh, my God.
00:46:58Is this okay?
00:46:59Oh, my God.
00:46:59Oh, my God.
00:47:00Oh, my God.
00:47:01Oh, my God.
00:47:28Now you're old.
00:47:50Now I lay me down to sleep.
00:47:52I pray the Lord my soul to do.
00:47:56I shall lie before I wake.
00:47:59I pray the Lord my soul to do.
00:48:07Now you're by yourself.
00:48:15And you're feeling the world closing on you.
00:48:25And you're asking for someone to show they care.
00:48:35Someone who's really there.
00:48:44Someone who understands.
00:48:52Do what you can.
00:48:57Sleep when you can.
00:49:03Maybe the pain of the Lord is upon you.
00:49:13To guide you, protect you, hold you and love you.
00:49:22She makes you feel warmly.
00:49:28She makes you feel real.
00:49:33Yee, yee.
00:49:49Yee, yee, yee.
00:50:00Oh, my God.
00:50:22Junior!
00:50:24Go up to the car and get the suitcases.
00:50:28Let's get washed up and the hell out of here.
00:50:30Yeah, let's do that.
00:50:41Good, Regret. We've been walking...
00:50:44nine an hour now.
00:50:46It's seven o'clock and we've still got a good ten miles to go.
00:50:49If you've got any better ideas, Harry, you'd just come right out with them.
00:50:53Of course, I can't think of any other way to get from here to there...
00:50:56or any other place either without riding or walking.
00:50:59And since riding is out thanks to you, you blame-brame-you,
00:51:03then walking is the only thing that's left.
00:51:07Listen.
00:51:10What?
00:51:11I hear something.
00:51:14All I hear is you, you damn fool.
00:51:16Shh!
00:51:20Who the hell do you think you are? Tonto?
00:51:24It's a truck.
00:51:27And some chickens, too.
00:51:30Chickens?
00:51:32I only tell you what the road tells me.
00:51:51Listen, Ada, we've got a problem here.
00:51:53This is serious business.
00:51:54Now, we've got to get to the Collarwood place right away.
00:51:57Now, this is police business and this is an emergency.
00:51:59I see you here.
00:52:01Can you help us out?
00:52:03That's the right on the roof.
00:52:05On the roof?
00:52:07The only place I have in the roof.
00:52:19I'm going to go.
00:52:21Ha, ha, ha!
00:52:23Baden your seatbelt!
00:52:25Proceed, Ada.
00:52:26Now, listen, if you tell any of the boys at the lodge about this,
00:52:30I'm going to fix you a bad answer.
00:52:34Whoo!
00:52:45What's going on here, Aida?
00:52:47It's got its maximum load.
00:52:50I couldn't get another chicken on here without it started.
00:52:53And now I got you two on here.
00:52:55And you two ain't chickens.
00:52:57You mean this truck won't start with us on it?
00:52:59You said it.
00:53:01Listen, Aida, you're going to have to take some of those chickens off that truck
00:53:04and lettuce on, you hear?
00:53:05How much you weigh, Deppie?
00:53:07185. Why?
00:53:09How much you weigh, Sheriff?
00:53:10About 180.
00:53:11Oh, shit.
00:53:12Well, maybe 190. I don't weigh myself every morning, you know?
00:53:15That's 11 crates of chickens.
00:53:17And that ain't eight.
00:53:19Now look, Aida.
00:53:20You know I'm a solemnly sworn officer of the law?
00:53:23Now I got the law on my side, Aida.
00:53:25And, Sheriff, I got the chickens and the truck.
00:53:45Water, water, water, you've found water, Chief.
00:53:55Still got some in your eyes.
00:53:57Yeah?
00:53:58Yeah.
00:54:00How's that?
00:54:02How's that?
00:54:04Hey.
00:54:05Can I get out of here?
00:54:07Nope.
00:54:12We're clean.
00:54:13Help me out of here.
00:54:13Come on.
00:54:14We're clean?
00:54:14Yeah.
00:54:20Ah, girl.
00:54:26How do I look, Sadie?
00:54:27Is my tire okay?
00:54:28Beautiful, baby.
00:54:29Yeah.
00:54:31T-takes.
00:54:32You and me.
00:54:48John?
00:54:49I'm in here.
00:54:54We've got guests.
00:54:56I'm sorry.
00:54:58Guests?
00:54:58Who is it?
00:55:00Boo!
00:55:01What?
00:55:01Get your foot away, Isabel, huh?
00:55:03Being in this house makes me wish I was a lady.
00:55:07This place is in the middle of nowhere, you know that?
00:55:10What are you doing with the Holy Bible?
00:55:13Dearly beloved, we have gathered here.
00:55:27Hey, weasel, what are you doing?
00:55:29Nothing.
00:55:29Who in the world is it?
00:55:31I didn't know anyone was coming over.
00:55:32Shh!
00:55:36John, John, I'd want you to meet Harvey Wilson and his wife, Dorothy.
00:55:41How are you?
00:55:41Sam Hardy.
00:55:43Sam?
00:55:44And Dave, uh, Brzozowski.
00:55:46David?
00:55:47Do you know their car broke down right out front, John?
00:55:50Oh?
00:55:52Anything serious?
00:55:53Yeah, I'm afraid we blew a rod.
00:55:55Oh, no.
00:55:56Well, Willie's Estos Station is the only garage I know, and they close at this.
00:56:01Well, wouldn't make any difference anyway.
00:56:03The phone is still dead.
00:56:04They wanted us to drive them to a motel, but I said that would be up to you.
00:56:07Mary still has the car.
00:56:09It's all right.
00:56:10We've got plenty of room.
00:56:11Absolutely.
00:56:12Why, why, we have a perfectly good guest room.
00:56:15And, well, there's Mary's room, I suppose.
00:56:17Are you sure we're not going to put you folks in any trouble?
00:56:19Oh, nonsense.
00:56:20Our home is yours.
00:56:21Let me get your bags.
00:56:22No, no, no, no.
00:56:24Frank here is, uh,
00:56:26Younger, you can handle it.
00:56:29Well, why, why don't I show you to your rooms?
00:56:31Come on.
00:56:32Come on.
00:56:42Here.
00:56:43Okay.
00:56:44And there.
00:56:46Okay.
00:56:47I'll, uh, I'll put some towels in the bathroom for you, and you can wash up if you like.
00:56:52Bacon and eggs all right in the morning?
00:56:54That's marvelous.
00:56:54Okay.
00:56:55Well, we'll be in the living room, and you can join us if you like.
00:56:59Okay?
00:56:59Just make yourselves comfortable.
00:57:01Much obliged.
00:57:12Come on.
00:57:15Very nice.
00:57:17Very nice.
00:57:18The lady of the house is nice, too.
00:57:21Hey, Krug.
00:57:22No, no, no.
00:57:22I want my fix, man.
00:57:23Go jump.
00:57:25Krug?
00:57:26Yeah?
00:57:26Look at this.
00:57:31What?
00:57:35Guess who lives here?
00:57:42I wonder what the odds are on that.
00:57:45Couldn't even tell you.
00:58:02Do you like playing three-thirds of a ghost or something?
00:58:05How'd you like me to put my boot up your ass sideways?
00:58:12I'm sorry.
00:58:13I don't have anything better to offer you, but it's been such a confusing day.
00:58:18Hell, you've got a lot to offer.
00:58:20I mean, this food is impeccable.
00:58:22I mean, this food is impeccable.
00:58:55Are you folks on vacation?
00:58:57No.
00:58:58What sort of business trip?
00:59:00What sort of business are you in?
00:59:02Plumbing.
00:59:03Insurance.
00:59:05Well, which is it?
00:59:08You see, we're actually in both.
00:59:10We sell insurance to plumbing companies.
00:59:13You know, in case they steal some toilets or something.
00:59:17Here.
00:59:27Junior.
00:59:28Junior.
00:59:31Junior.
00:59:31Stop it!
00:59:34Stop it!
00:59:36Stop it!
00:59:37You're going to kill someone.
00:59:41Will, no, Will, no, Will, no, Will, no, Will, no.
00:59:46I'm sorry.
00:59:48You don't mind if I smoked it.
00:59:51I'm sorry!
00:59:55I'm sorry!
01:00:00Shut up, you little creeps.
01:00:01I should have killed you down at the lake.
01:00:03Shut up!
01:00:04You're worse than your goddamn mother.
01:00:07I see Dave upstairs, uh.
01:00:09He lost one of our biggest accounts last week.
01:00:12International Bed Tubs and Sink.
01:00:14A $500,000 account, uh, down in training, so to speak.
01:00:19Kind of takes the blame on himself, uh.
01:00:22Hasn't got over it yet.
01:00:23Can you most be getting it?
01:00:31Goddamn high-class, tight-ass freaksos.
01:00:35All that goddamn silverware.
01:00:38That's what they think they are anyway.
01:00:41People in China eatin' with sticks.
01:00:44And these creeps got 16 utensils of every pee on the plate.
01:00:49Take it easy.
01:00:54Don't make no matter of one way or the other.
01:00:59Where's that goddamn son of a while?
01:01:01He's takin' a piss or somethin'.
01:01:04Did you get him his fix?
01:01:07Screw him.
01:01:18Oh!
01:01:41Is there anything I can do in there?
01:01:48Are you all right?
01:01:49Yeah.
01:01:50Hey, I'm fine, I'm fine.
01:01:52Let me call my husband.
01:01:54He's a doctor.
01:01:55No, no, Lee, please.
01:01:58I'm all right, I'm all right.
01:01:59Oh!
01:02:23Easy, easy, doesn't he?
01:02:26You okay?
01:02:29nothing what the hell are you nothing
01:02:34look man i gotta have a fix after breakfast
01:03:04hey crew yeah i want my fix man look man cut it out i gotta have a fix screw off
01:03:18crew we gotta get
01:03:19out of here if they find out we killed their kids you shut up or you'll wind up in the
01:03:25lake wither
01:03:45and the road leads to nowhere and the castle stays
01:03:55the same
01:03:58and the father tells the mother wait for the rain
01:04:07wait for the rain
01:04:15and the road leads to nowhere
01:04:25oh god john isn't there anything we can do for her
01:04:31nothing john she's dead
01:04:37oh my baby oh baby oh my baby oh
01:04:52don't move open your mouth please don't move
01:05:18don't move
01:05:20don't move
01:05:20chisel
01:05:21hammer
01:05:23hammer
01:05:25hammer
01:05:25wider now wider
01:05:29wider
01:05:31don't move
01:07:38What are you doing up so late?
01:07:41Oh, I thought I heard noises.
01:07:45But it was just a dog in the garbage can outside.
01:07:49Hmm.
01:07:51I got a little hungrier.
01:07:54I thought I might break the icebox.
01:07:57Well, I must say, you do look like a man with huge appetites.
01:08:03I mean, all that spaghetti tonight and everything.
01:08:06Yeah, that's true.
01:08:09Say, uh...
01:08:10Where's your husband?
01:08:11I couldn't help noticing that your room is empty.
01:08:14Oh, he's there.
01:08:27Oh, he somehow finds me too hard to...
01:08:37Well, he's...
01:08:37He's afraid of me.
01:08:39You're kidding.
01:08:41Oh, no.
01:08:41I only wish I was.
01:08:43I can make love to a lookalike you with my hands tied by my back.
01:08:48Let's call to the couch.
01:08:51Oh, no, no.
01:08:52Not my fear.
01:08:54But John might hear us and come in.
01:08:57Why don't we go outside?
01:08:59Outside?
01:09:00Please.
01:09:02I want you.
01:09:05Let's go outside.
01:09:08You know, I've always dreamed of a man who could take me easily.
01:09:13You know, almost like you said.
01:09:18With your hands tied behind your back.
01:09:21Baby, believe me.
01:09:23I can literally do that.
01:09:24I'm so super.
01:09:32I need to take on your back.
01:09:34I'm so Qué headwinds.
01:09:46I can't hear you by yourself.
01:09:47Yeah, you know.
01:09:53There's not enough people in that morning.
01:09:57Do you subscribe to our channel and share a
01:11:00Oh, no. No, I couldn't.
01:11:03I thought it was just some girlish fantasy.
01:11:06I know no man could do that.
01:11:09I said, tie me up.
01:11:15I said, tie me up.
01:12:06You just unzip me and that's all I need you for.
01:12:10Okay.
01:12:15You got a cord.
01:12:17Oh, on your little thing.
01:12:20Oh, how did I do that?
01:12:25Shall I just give it a little yank?
01:12:27No, no, don't do that.
01:12:28Just ease it down.
01:12:30Nice and easy.
01:12:36Oh, poor little fellow.
01:12:39It's not little.
01:12:39You just scared it.
01:12:41That's all.
01:12:41Just wait.
01:12:51You just go, you know whatever.
01:13:11Do you want to pop some room for you?
01:13:12But now I've heard this while.
01:13:17If you don't want you, I'm going to come.
01:13:21Please come, my sweet love.
01:13:24Don't you want me to do you good and proper?
01:13:29You can do both.
01:13:32Can't you?
01:13:34Hell yeah.
01:13:35I can come five or six times if you want me to.
01:13:41Oh, you bitch.
01:13:43I think I'm going to come.
01:13:48Are you sure, my love?
01:13:52Oh, sweet mama.
01:13:55Can I come?
01:13:57Help!
01:14:01Help!
01:14:01Help!
01:14:09Help!
01:14:10Help!
01:14:12Help!
01:14:15Help!
01:14:16Help!
01:14:17What's going on?
01:14:17Why don't you shut up?
01:14:18I don't know.
01:14:21Krug, it's Regal!
01:14:23What the hell's happened to him?
01:14:25What's the trouble, Doc?
01:14:27Shut your filthy mouth.
01:14:28Now take it easy, Doc.
01:14:30Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
01:14:33What?
01:14:38The light's on.
01:14:49Son of a...
01:14:55Oh, boy.
01:15:09You're almost as good as Sadie.
01:15:11Why don't you get something to help you?
01:15:12Come on.
01:15:13Maybe one of the air lions or something.
01:15:15You know.
01:15:17Steven up your eyes, huh?
01:15:19What did you...
01:15:20Oh, who's this?
01:15:21Hello there.
01:15:22Oh, Mr. Drake.
01:15:24Oh!
01:15:26Oh!
01:15:26Oh!
01:15:27Oh!
01:15:28Come on, Doc.
01:15:30Come on, Doc.
01:15:30We're just playing games like this beginning.
01:15:33Hey, what did you do with Weasel, huh?
01:15:35What did you do with him?
01:15:36Come on.
01:15:37Oh, King.
01:15:55What's your name, our little animal?
01:15:57Uh.
01:15:59Mary Mary.
01:16:01She was a lot tougher than you were, Doc.
01:16:04I mean, she took a while to kill her.
01:16:07She was really tough.
01:16:08We had a hard time with her.
01:16:11But you're just a taxi!
01:16:17A real taxi!
01:16:22Oh, come on now, Doc. You can do this.
01:16:26Just a couple more.
01:16:31Maybe one more.
01:16:48What the hell are you doing?
01:16:50Oh, you want to kill me?
01:16:52I'll do it.
01:16:53Okay, well, let me help you.
01:16:54I really will.
01:16:55I want you to hold the gun out just like that.
01:16:57See?
01:16:59You see that little notch in the back?
01:17:01That little bump in the front?
01:17:03I want you to kind of get them lined up.
01:17:05That's right.
01:17:06No.
01:17:07You're not shaking that much.
01:17:08I know you can aim the gun.
01:17:10Just get them lined up.
01:17:11No.
01:17:12Pull the trigger.
01:17:13Come on.
01:17:14Pull the trigger.
01:17:17I've got to kill you, Groob.
01:17:18You always were a loser.
01:17:21Junior.
01:17:24I want to talk to you.
01:17:26Listen to Daddy.
01:17:27Come on.
01:17:28No.
01:17:29I want you to take the gun.
01:17:32And I want you to turn around.
01:17:35And I want you to put it in your mouth.
01:17:38And I want you to blow your brains out.
01:17:44No.
01:17:52Blow your brains out.
01:17:54Blow your brains out.
01:17:57Blow your brains out.
01:18:00Blow your...
01:18:12Oh, my God.
01:18:47Sorry, crew.
01:18:49I can only find one cell.
01:19:23I can only find one cell.
01:19:31I can only find one cell.
01:20:06I can only find one cell.
01:20:08I can only find one cell.
01:20:51I can only find one cell.
01:21:01Let's just get it all the way.
01:21:16Let's get it all the way.
01:21:33Let's get it all the way.
01:21:35Let's get it all the way.
01:21:44Let's get it all the way.
01:22:30Let's get it all the way.
01:22:40Let's get it all the way.
01:22:54Let's get it all the way.
01:22:57Let's get it all the way.
01:23:08Let's get it all the way.
01:23:27Let's get it all the way.
01:23:51Let's get it all the way.
01:23:54Let's get it all the way.
01:24:07Let's get it all the way.
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