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03:17Maybe this is a gift, you know?
03:23Maybe you could just say, screw it and start your life again from scratch.
03:29Knowing everything that you do now, that would be a gift, right?
03:34No.
03:38No.
03:43No.
03:53Tequila, please need to...
03:57¿Mi abuelo tiene un vestido de puro?
04:00¡Fuck tú!
04:02Me desculpe, no realmente estoy.
04:06Solo encuentro esto inexplicable y fucking...
04:10...terrificable.
04:11Así que yo llame.
04:16¿Cómo es él?
04:17Él es...
04:18...fuebido y quería ir a un poco.
04:25he doesn't have any pubic hair
04:26no, no está en la moya
04:28no, no, no?
04:30this shit can't be permanent
04:32just stop asking me shit like that, okay
04:33how the fuck am i supposed to know?
04:35calm down, calm down, we have to strategize
04:41are we still going for it?
04:46fuck yes we are
04:48we just need to get our shit together
04:50and move
04:51All right, then what the fuck is the plan?
04:57They say we call Diana, get his location,
05:01use her and his wife, who apparently hates him, to breach access.
05:06Then we slit his fucking throat.
05:09Stop this, stop what happened to us,
05:11and now Coop, who's been dealt the most fucked up hand of all.
05:15How does that sound?
05:17Yeah, fuck with that.
05:18God, I love it when a plan comes together.
05:25Obesity and advanced diabetes were threatening my life and my legs.
05:30I was told amputation was in my future, but not anymore.
05:35Thanks to the beauty, I'm living my best life.
05:41After a life filled with depression, take crummy therapy.
05:45No, no, no.
05:46Wait, I thought this shit wasn't dropping till tomorrow.
05:49Curse by my family, James.
05:51Until now.
05:54What is this?
06:07We're too late.
06:13No need to control the doctors, protect the boosters, or proof for everyone.
06:17Need help cleaning up your gooey sock,
06:19or a soothing voice to hold you through those beautiful sweats?
06:22Visit the beauty website to find the package that's right for you.
06:25in the music.
06:40Yeah.
06:42Yeah.
06:54¡Oh, nobles!
06:55¡Donít filmen.
06:55¡Oh, no вами es genial!
06:57¡You told me que necesito más semanas para heal!
07:00¡I necesito ver mi mi más Census a mi bello amarta!
07:03¡Voy al putometer si eres un loco de Karen!
07:06¡Z acompañve!
07:06¡Oh, no!
07:13¿Puede?
07:14Sí, ¡pues! ¡Pues! ¡Pues!
07:16¿Pues?
07:18¿Pues?
07:19¿Pues?
07:21Mira, ah, ¡haz!
07:24¡Pues, eso es genial!
07:25¡Esta no es la gente!
07:27¡Pues, eso es lo que da gente como 50 clássica K-Gen shots!
07:30Y esto, ¿esto es lo que la bestia de Montclair
07:32para siete miembros?
07:34¿Quieres saber cuántas semanas he sabido para esto?
07:36¿Cómo se puede que con todo el sueño y el brucio?
07:39¿Pues, recuerdo, en segundo grade,
07:41i broke my collarbone we both thought i was gonna be lopsided for life update i'm not stop why
07:48it's already fucked up no curve
07:55no point
08:01all you see is my fucking dad no one wants to make out with a chick with the face of
08:05a fucking
08:05doctor relax you're gonna make it worse look i'm not insane i let go of our vocover dreams long long
08:16ago
08:17but like this was all part of a plan i only applied to out-of-state schools for a reason
08:25i can't continue the next stage of my life being the same sad tomboy ruthie with a big fucking beak
08:32i need to launch a new version of me
08:38a beautiful me
08:41i feel it too
08:43you know how hard it is for me to find genes that give my ass the boost and hide my
08:47extra squish
08:52but you are more than your nose
08:55you are amazing and you will do amazing things no matter what
09:01you are beautiful
09:03god
09:05oh
09:08fuck
09:09one second
09:13oh god
09:18oh my god
09:29oh my god
09:43oh my god
09:45oh my god
09:45oh my god
10:03No need to consult a doctor.
10:11Get jabbed and feel bad today.
10:27Hey, cunt.
10:29Yeah, you.
10:31Remember me?
10:34I know.
10:35I got the shot.
10:36That's right.
10:37And now I have a better rack, ass, and Mark Wyler won't stop liking my post.
10:43No fucking way.
10:52Enjoy the view, bitch.
11:00Look at you.
11:02Look at me.
11:03I won.
11:08I'm going to kill you all.
11:11What the hell just happened?
11:13Tina and Castle just whooped Callie Hanigan's ass.
11:16Tina with the front butt and training bra?
11:17She got the shot.
11:20She got the beauty.
11:22Watch.
11:24She's stunning.
11:29Yeah.
11:31And that side is called the hypotenuse.
11:33To find that, you use a simple little formula called the Pythagorean theorem, which, of course,
11:38as you can see on the board, is A squared plus B squared equals C squared.
11:49And the nurse's turn 216, now.
11:53Hold him till he doesn't hurt his head.
11:56Epilepsy.
12:01Grab his feet.
12:02He gave me something.
12:03What did he take?
12:05No, he gave me something.
12:06What did he take?
12:07Nothing, I swear.
12:08You can't help him if you don't tell me you're his best friend.
12:12He told me he got the shot this morning.
12:15This is the beauty?
12:36Despite his shocking transformation, the president says it is the best he's ever felt.
12:41Declaring this new pharmaceutical fountain, and a modern-day scientific miracle.
12:48On his way to Marine One, he declared that he felt and looked so much younger that, quote,
12:53along with running for a third term, I'm also going to run for a fourth and a fifth, end quote.
13:00Byron Forrest is a genius.
13:02I look forward to hanging the Medal of Freedom around his neck.
13:06That stuff's really everywhere.
13:07He's at the White House next week.
13:09Before leaving on his trip to a NATO conference,
13:12the president revealed that every member of his cabinet has been given the drug
13:16and cleared the way for emergency use authorization.
13:20With further federal backing, full FDA approval is immediately in effect.
13:25And questions about the nature of its clinical trials remain...
13:28Well, at least the president doesn't look like an octogenaroman.
13:33Thank you very much, Angela.
13:34That was minutes ago from the White House.
13:36We'll have more daily headlines right after the break.
13:42We're going to need to talk to her.
13:50I'm living my best life.
13:52Okay, guys, I did it.
13:54It's done.
13:55I got the beauty shot!
13:58At the pop-up at Christopher Street one hour ago.
14:02Yes!
14:03And yes, I jumped the line.
14:05Yes, I had the sponsorship, but I was a little afraid.
14:08And I just took the lead.
14:11And newsflash, it didn't hurt at all.
14:15And everybody at the pop-up was so nice and so welcoming.
14:20And just like the friendly nurse said, I am starting to develop a fever.
14:25But apparently that is totally normal.
14:29OMG, I am so excited!
14:33Follow and like and watch part two for the results.
14:36Keep clicking for the big reveal.
15:02And is my jawline really this snatched?
15:10And can I finally fit into this fucking sherbet-colored Speedo?
15:22Is this real life?
15:27Oh my god.
15:29Dinner's ready!
15:44What's the matter?
15:48Nothing.
15:49Why?
15:50Your mom worked hard to make a nice meal.
15:53It's true.
15:54I'm just not that hungry, okay?
15:59Uh-uh.
16:00What's the rule?
16:03How is she?
16:04That kind of surgery is not fun.
16:07She's healing.
16:07But she's gonna look amazing.
16:11So is Mickey Larson.
16:13Mickey Larson got a nose job.
16:15Oh, Mom, he got the beauty.
16:17I watched him spaz and start changing right in the middle of math class.
16:20Jesus Christ, really?
16:21Everyone's doing it.
16:24The ones who haven't will soon enough.
16:26All right.
16:27I know it seems that way right now, but just wait.
16:29No, I always wait.
16:30I really want this.
16:32More than anything.
16:33Bella, why on earth would you say such a thing?
16:35You are so cute.
16:36I do not want to be cute, especially not when everyone else is gonna be that fucking hot.
16:40Look, I get it.
16:42Okay, this is the hot new thing and you want in.
16:44I begged my folks for a Bowflex when I was in high school.
16:47You know how many times I used that thing?
16:48Just eat well and keep getting on your bike.
16:51You guys are such fucking hypocrites.
16:52You think I don't see that shit in the fridge?
16:54Ozempic is different.
16:55I was on the verge of heart disease.
16:57You're experimenting with off-label diabetes, man.
16:59Oh.
16:59A doctor prescribed it.
17:01It's a medical treatment, honey.
17:02Oh, please.
17:02Did a doctor also prescribe those tight new jeans you love strolling around in?
17:06I see that smile when you get a double take.
17:08Bella!
17:09Don't talk to your mother that way.
17:10Look, there is nothing wrong with wanting to look good, feel good, but there's more to
17:16life and more to you than the chase for perfection.
17:21Perfection?
17:22Two summers ago, we spent every weekend visiting Graham in the home and she didn't know who
17:26any of us were.
17:28Uncle Richie, two kinds of cancer.
17:30And the beauty can stop that and make me feel better about myself.
17:33I mean, you guys should want this too.
17:35I have to say, I am shocked, Bella.
17:37Where's my sweet girl?
17:38Did you even know the first thing about this?
17:40Like what it does?
17:41Yes, that's why I want it.
17:42It's irreversible.
17:43And we're starting to hear about all these different kinds of side effects.
17:46Oh, yeah.
17:47Mutations, comas, disfigurement, ignition, ketosis.
17:50Have you heard about that?
17:51Stop.
17:51That's like a minuscule number of people.
17:54Only 5% of cases so far.
17:56That's nothing.
17:57The odds of me getting hit by a bus are higher.
17:58Okay, that's not what I'm hearing.
18:00And even 5%, 7%, is that a risk that you want to take?
18:04If I got a 95 on my research paper, you guys would be shitting yourself with happiness.
18:08Okay, that's enough.
18:09It's thousands of dollars that we don't have.
18:13And neither do you.
18:14End of discussion.
18:15You guys don't think I can get 5, 10 grand?
18:23I get good grades.
18:25I play soccer.
18:27My clothes are fine.
18:29No one makes fun of me or bothers me.
18:32It sounds great, right?
18:37It's because no one even knows I exist.
18:41I'm like a ghost just drifting through life no one can see, and I don't want to live like
18:46that anymore.
18:49Dad, what about the risk of living a life unfulfilled?
18:52Of wondering if more is possible?
18:56That's what scares me, and now there's finally an out for me.
19:01And people who feel like me.
19:08I turn 18 in a week.
19:10I don't need permission anymore.
19:14You guys told me to follow my dreams and passions and to do what makes me happy, and this is
19:19it.
19:20I want to be the best version of me.
19:22I want to finally be beautiful.
19:28You guys don't fucking understand anything!
19:54Sup, Belle?
19:57Hi.
19:58¿Qué?
19:58¿Vale?
19:59Vaya a la vez más que la cena con tu bestia.
20:04¡Mazel, b***h!
20:05¡Más!
20:07¡Más!
20:07¡Más!
20:09¡Más!
20:09¡Más!
20:11¿Qué piensas?
20:13¡Más!
20:15¡Más!
20:15¡Más!
20:16¡Más!
20:17¡Más!
20:17¡Más!
20:17¡Más!
20:18¡Más!
20:18¡Más!
20:19¡Más!
20:22¡Más!
20:22Sara, la top story pitch sobre la botch no shop, y los padres caved.
20:28¿Vale?
20:29Sí, realmente.
20:30No sé si es como ellos se sienten mal a poner me en Adderall cuando era 10 o si solo
20:35saben como importante este momento en mi vida,
20:39pero...
20:40...es ponían para la total de la tratamiento de la pared.
20:44¿Qué es eso?
20:47La total de la conciera de la conciera.
20:56¿Qué es eso en plan de un.
20:56Mi primera vez había connor.
20:58Habla de una heredad feliz de nosotros...
21:00Bienvenidos Ruthie.
21:01Voy a ser un chaperone para tu tratamiento hoy.
21:03...Vale, este chaperó que era muy calor, y era un gran belleza.
21:08Estamos aquí bastante tranquilos.
21:10Solo, cualquier cosa que haga, no llame mi la Educación.
21:12Esa es para los médicos y médicos, los hospitales, y instituciones de energía negativa,
21:16y esto no es eso.
21:17Mi único objetivo es la resiliencia más lentamente de ti a tu eigen自za.
21:23Whenever you're ready, no rush
21:25The paperwork must have been a nightmare
21:27Not when your parents pay 20 grand
21:32Welcome, Ruthie
21:35There was like one stupid form
21:37I don't even know what it said, but it was probably fine
21:42Thank you
21:43Please proceed to your treatment
21:46A tonic to help cleanse and balance the body
21:50We believe it makes the change easier
21:52It was like the best spa day ever on steroids
21:57They had everything
21:58Juices, tonics, aromatherapy
22:03I hate to say it
22:04You remember Stacy's instas from Bali?
22:07Dude, it was like that
22:08Some real white lotus shit
22:10I'll step out while you get into your transformation rope
22:13Take your time
22:18And then they
22:20Gave me the shot
22:23Lay back
22:36Ready?
22:40Did it hurt?
22:41No
22:41Isn't that so weird?
22:43I kept waiting for it to hurt
22:44And it just never did
22:45And I don't know if that's because
22:47Because I was with Connor
22:48And I was like totally smitten on him
22:50Or maybe I'm just used to it now
22:51Because of all the stupid COVID stuff
22:53But I seriously would have let Connor stab me like a thousand times if he wanted to
22:59Well said
23:00Thank you
23:02Follow me to your no harm experience
23:06After that
23:07They took me to this room, right?
23:10Sure
23:10Totally normal
23:11Except
23:11There was no furniture
23:16Just floor to ceiling cashmere padding
23:19Oh my god
23:20It like looked and felt like heaven
23:22I'm telling you, Bo
23:23This place was fucking legit
23:25We're gonna be right here, Ruthie
23:27And as if Connor wasn't enough to keep me happy
23:30In walks another hottie
23:31And I started sweating
23:32Because of the guy
23:33Well, that's what I thought
23:35Turns out that's just the beginning of the treatment
23:37Just relax
23:38We've got you
23:48They said it took like three hours
23:49But because they spritzed my dose with some kind of like benzo
23:52I was able to just sleep right through it
24:43I just went in
24:45Took a little nap
24:46I woke up three hours later
24:48And
24:50I looked like this
24:55Wow, how
24:57How does it feel?
24:59Incredible
24:59But also like super weird
25:02I don't know
25:03It's hard to explain
25:04You just have to experience it for yourself
25:07It's like magic
25:09Wait
25:10I gotta show you these
25:21Oh, wait, look at this one
25:23You look hot
25:24Yeah, I am hot
25:25I know
25:27Yeah, that's me
25:28That's also me
25:28Oh my god, I'm dead
25:30It's like you finally got that reboot you always talked about
25:33I know
25:33And just in time too
25:35Like fuck nose jobs and thread lifts
25:38This is how you start college
25:39Like I get to go in there
25:42The best version of me
25:45And I don't know about Northwestern
25:46And I don't know about Northwestern
25:47Like maybe I need to go somewhere else
25:49Somewhere beachier
25:50And like sexier
25:52Like Miami
25:53Or even like Hawaii
25:55Yeah, but
25:56You want to be a journalist
25:58That's why you're going there
25:59Things are different now
26:02And I think I want to be a model
26:05Wow
26:07Wow
26:08What do you think?
26:11I am
26:13Insanely jealous
26:14Obviously
26:16I'm very excited for you
26:19It's just
26:21When you're off in Paris
26:23Running around
26:24On photo shoots and stuff
26:26Just
26:27Don't forget about me
26:28What are you talking about?
26:30You're literally going to be there with me
26:33You think I would do this
26:34And not think about you?
26:36How long have we been best friends?
26:38Forever
26:38Duh
26:44When I was leaving
26:45Connor stopped me
26:47You're one of the lucky ones
26:49This experience isn't attainable
26:50Or affordable for most
26:52But there is another way
26:53For people to at least get a dose
26:56So if you know of anyone
26:58I can help
27:09You said he can help people
27:11That can't get it the normal way?
27:17What do you think?
27:19Is it legal?
27:22Is it legal?
27:23Okay
27:23Sorry
27:25So what's your hold up?
27:27Did anyone say anything about side effects?
27:30Um yeah
27:31They did mention like a tidal wave of hot dick
27:34And you'll probably get asked to prom like way more times
27:36Than you can go out
27:37Be so for real
27:38Is there anything crazy that could happen?
27:41No
27:41Like dying
27:43No
27:43They did not warn me that I might die
27:46Okay
27:47If you want I can ask when I go get my booster
27:49And you have to get boosters for life
27:51Like what happens if I stop taking one?
27:54What happens if my dad stops taking his Lipidor
27:56Or his Lexapro
27:57You want to talk about side effects
28:00This is what was best for me
28:01And
28:03I think it could be what's best for you too
28:07Call him
28:20He's not because my nephew
28:21He's not because he doesn't get gusto
28:21He's not just
28:21No
28:21Okay
28:25Get
28:25He's not
28:28Wiser
28:28For
28:29You
28:29Is
28:29He
28:29He's nothing
28:31He
28:31Gear
28:31I
28:38Which
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