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00:17Welcome to Glen and Mitch's Celebrity Intervention.
00:21This is the show where we perform a much-needed intervention
00:24on a celebrity who's had it too good for too long.
00:28Before we get into it, though, please welcome my co-host for tonight,
00:31national treasure and the nation's sugar mummy...
00:35..and it's Denise Scott, ladies.
00:38Hello, Denise. Thank you.
00:43Thanks for joining us. I'm fine, I'm alive,
00:47and that's a beautiful thing. It is indeed.
00:49Well, we'll see how that pans out for you tonight.
00:52I've got a good feeling.
00:53Shall we crack on into it before a celebrity walks through that door
00:57and faces a few good, hard truths?
01:00There are some other people, places and things that need an intervention,
01:03so let's rifle through them.
01:05I will begin.
01:07Pediatricians!
01:08Oh, it's all about the kids.
01:10What about older people, like Denise?
01:14I mean, what's she supposed to do?
01:16She's got her own shame on you, pediatricians.
01:19Uh, half-tucked shirts.
01:21What?
01:22Oh!
01:23Yeah, yeah, I've touched a cord.
01:25Someone had to say it.
01:27Stylus say it makes you look relaxed and carefree.
01:31Well, it doesn't.
01:32It makes you look indecisive and stupid.
01:37CHEERING
01:38You're kind of strange, isn't it?
01:39I feel bad.
01:40You've got it off your chest.
01:42Here's one for you.
01:43Jacob Elordi.
01:44Yeah.
01:46Oh, I'm sick of your brooding, menacing, towering features.
01:52That understated elegance.
01:54That kind of menace that's so...
01:56I think I'm falling in love with Jacob Elordi.
02:00How did that happen?
02:01I'm feeling a bit Jacob Elordi right now.
02:04This could be the poster for Wuthering Heights, couldn't it?
02:07It certainly could.
02:08I'm very Margot Robbie.
02:10You are very Margot Robbie.
02:11In fact, only the other day, I was walking down the street,
02:14is that Margot Robbie?
02:15Oh, my God, it's Margot Robbie.
02:16No!
02:16It's Denise Scott, you fool.
02:20It's an easy mistake, Denise.
02:21It's an easy mistake.
02:23Young people.
02:25Oh, wow.
02:26Yeah.
02:27Wow.
02:29I was performing a trial show, you know,
02:32testing out some new material.
02:34Sure, that's what you do.
02:35And within minutes, this young couple got up and walked out.
02:39And I said, is there anything wrong?
02:42And the young woman said,
02:44oh, sorry, my boyfriend's not feeling well.
02:47Oh, for God's sake, get a grip.
02:51Do you think your grandfather, your great-grandfather,
02:54went to war?
02:56So you'd have the freedom to get up and walk out of a show
03:01you haven't even paid for the ticket.
03:05I have had a middle-aged woman
03:09rather than get up and walk out of my show projectile vomit
03:14on the people in front of her.
03:17So that's grit.
03:18There it is.
03:19Yeah.
03:23So hopefully we'll see a bit of that here tonight.
03:27Don't leave, just vomit.
03:28It'll be fun.
03:29I'll go, Kathy Freeman.
03:31Oh, no.
03:32Of course I'm not going to do that, you idiots.
03:35It's just checking to see how you reacted.
03:38Back to me.
03:38Natural treasure.
03:39Oh, yeah.
03:40Do you want me to do it?
03:41Stupid rules.
03:43Stupid rules?
03:43Yes, I was performing in a little country theatre
03:46and a volunteer asked me,
03:49is there anything I can get you, Denise?
03:50I said, yes, I'd love a glass of wine.
03:53Yeah.
03:53She went to get it.
03:55She came back from the bar and said,
03:57it's coming, Denise, but I cannot deliver it to you.
04:01And I thought, why?
04:02Haven't you got hands?
04:04I didn't understand.
04:05And then she explained, of course, it's the RSA,
04:08the Responsible Serving of Alcohol License.
04:12Now!
04:13What the hell has Australia come to
04:18when a woman in her 50s, a volunteer,
04:23can't walk 10 metres
04:24to deliver a plastic cup of shocking white wine
04:31to a 70-year-old woman who's had cancer?
04:37I'm on your side.
04:39I think so.
04:41I'm fired up, Mick.
04:43I'm going to say, I've had a couple of run-ins on that front.
04:46Don't you wait.
04:46I think we get the idea.
04:48We've served it up tonight.
04:50It's time to meet tonight's celebrity intervention.
04:54And Glenn, of course, is not here right now
04:56because he is out there finding that celebrity
04:58and his job is to find them, track them down
05:01and get them back here with a canny ruse
05:04to trick them into coming back through that door
05:07under false pretenses.
05:08They have no idea what they're coming into.
05:10Isn't this exciting?
05:11It's so exciting.
05:12I haven't been excited for 40 years.
05:17I'm so glad I was here when it happened.
05:19I really am.
05:20All right, let's cross out to Glenn and see what he's up to.
05:24That is Dr. Chris Brown.
05:28Let's see how we go.
05:29Get him back there.
05:29Get him off me.
05:30Yeah.
05:31It's time.
05:33And when I get happy, I like to wag my tail as well.
05:36Dr. Chris, good to see you, man.
05:37Hey, Glenn.
05:38Yeah, how are you doing?
05:38Hey, what breed of dog is that?
05:40This is a golden doodle.
05:43Yeah.
05:43It's a cavoodle.
05:44It's a cavoodle.
05:45What's happening with this little fella here?
05:47It's no big deal, really, but Scat's an emotional support dog.
05:50It belongs to a friend of mine
05:51who's going through a bit of a tough time.
05:53That is amazing.
05:54Yeah, we're just doing a bit of work together.
05:56Oh, good on you.
05:56Hey, you guys wouldn't happen to know
05:58where there's like a dog agility training course around here, would you?
06:02I just have a bit of final work to do as Scout here.
06:04I have got one of those back at my place.
06:07You have a dog agility course in your backyard?
06:10Absolutely, yeah, with the weaving poles.
06:11Fly ball?
06:12I've got three fly balls, yeah, the tunnel.
06:14Dog, over the hoop.
06:15Yep, come on back.
06:16I would love that if that's OK with you.
06:18Come on back right now.
06:19Hey, Scoutie.
06:20Hey, listen, I've got a bit of a dicky hip.
06:22Yeah.
06:23Yeah, could you have a look at it?
06:25Oh, my God, it's Dr. Chris Brown coming back here.
06:31Very exciting.
06:32Yeah, very exciting.
06:33There's going to be a lot to work through with Dr. Chris Brown
06:35because he's a screaming mess.
06:37So, obviously, it's going to take them a while to get back here
06:41because on the other side of town, they've got to get the dog...
06:43Oh, what's that?
06:43They're here already.
06:44Oh, good Lord, it's Dr. Chris Brown.
06:48Oh, my God.
06:51Oh, my God.
06:52How are you?
06:53I'm going to say, yeah.
06:55Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
06:57I'm a bit confused.
06:58I know.
06:59I know you'll want to sit next to me.
07:01Good boy.
07:02Good boy.
07:03Sit.
07:04Here's a treat.
07:05Here's a treat.
07:06How are you?
07:07I'm confused.
07:08You are a bit confused.
07:09Well, obviously, Glenn hasn't been completely truthful with you
07:12and you're here tonight because you need to face the music.
07:15There's going to be a bit of tough love coming your way.
07:17There's a bit to work through
07:18and we thought we'd get the big one out of the way first.
07:20Someone who loves you a lot, not here in person,
07:22but wanted to leave this message for you
07:24is your good friend Amanda Keller.
07:26My dear friend Chris, and we are good friends, great friends.
07:30Well, not enough for me to be there tonight, but, you know, pottery class.
07:34But there is something I do need to tell you.
07:36You have to stop taking your shirt off.
07:38No-one is asking you to do this.
07:40It's really not necessary.
07:42Anyway, look, I'd better go.
07:43There's a little pot over there with my name on it.
07:45There it is.
07:47Thank you, Amanda.
07:49You take your shirt off and a drop of a hat.
07:52It's nudity on the TV.
07:53It's been going on for some time and it needs to stop.
07:56Am I right?
07:57Yeah!
07:59Well, some of the girls...
08:02Let me just show you some of the offending footage
08:04and we'll talk about it on the tail end of this.
08:06It's always sad that you had to get your gear off to make it in Hollywood.
08:09Chris is about to help extract semen from a white-tipped reef shark.
08:13I actually just wanted to see me this shirt off.
08:16My whole bunch of hair is!
08:19OK, that's a compelling case you're putting forward.
08:21Why have you got your top off while you're scrubbing an elephant?
08:23I'm only going to get dirty.
08:25You know, I might as well just have one washable layer
08:28that doesn't retain the dirt.
08:30Have you ever washed an elephant before, Mick?
08:32Of course, of course, Mick hasn't.
08:35I, on the other hand, often wash elephants.
08:38It's rule number one.
08:39Never wear a shirt.
08:40It reminded me of the time you gave me a sponge bath.
08:42Spongebath.
08:43Are you talked into it by producers
08:45or is it something that you bring to the table?
08:47Look, the producers would lean that way.
08:50I probably should have been big enough to say no.
08:53Oh, you're big enough.
08:56You've even embarrassed us on the international stage.
08:59Here you are in Japan.
09:11That's a long way to go for a wedgie.
09:16What are you doing there?
09:18What was that for?
09:18So that was the Naked Man Festival,
09:20the Haduka Matsuri, I think it's called, in Japan.
09:23It looked like a bit of genital origami.
09:26There's a lot of folding going on.
09:28There's a lot of folding.
09:28Things are still in the process of unfolding.
09:30And that was take 12.
09:32I've never been so nervous.
09:33So that was a...
09:34It's a corporate event in Japan.
09:35Of course it is.
09:37And you have to run through the streets
09:39of this Japanese town in the middle of winter
09:42to purge your soul of the bad spirits
09:45and try to earn good luck.
09:46That's not a corporate event.
09:49That's...
09:50That's a sexual perversion.
09:53And then they said, you've got to get naked.
09:54You know, you're apprehensive.
09:56Sure.
09:56I took my clothes off.
09:57Well, that's not apprehensive.
09:59That's...
10:01There was silence and then a rousing round of applause.
10:06I wasn't sure if it was for what they saw
10:08or just the fact that I'd done it.
10:10Of course it was for what they saw.
10:12Who wouldn't go, woo-hoo?
10:14Let's remember, everything's relative
10:16and you are in Japan.
10:17Um, Denise...
10:19Yes.
10:20You've done some nude work.
10:21I've done some nude work.
10:22You've done some nude work.
10:23But, Denise...
10:24What?
10:24You are not appreh...
10:25I've done some deep digging on you.
10:27I beg your pardon.
10:28I beg your pardon.
10:30You are not apprehensive,
10:32especially in your early years
10:34when you lived in Darwin, was it?
10:37Yes, I did.
10:38I think we have a photograph of your good self.
10:40There you go.
10:41Oh, my God.
10:42Hello.
10:43How is it?
10:45Now, how do we...
10:47How do we pick you?
10:48Which one?
10:48Well, hang on.
10:49What the hell's happened?
10:50It's just...
10:50Who are you with there?
10:51Well, it's half of the share house
10:54that I lived in.
10:56So there were 14 people and two dogs,
10:58one called Black Dog,
11:00one called Brown Dog.
11:01Because one was black,
11:02one was Brown.
11:03I know.
11:03And, of course, we were hippies,
11:05so we'd get the names mixed up,
11:07you know what I'm talking about.
11:09But, no, so that's the share house.
11:11Would you like to see the front view
11:13of that photograph?
11:14Oh, it was before Brazilians, so...
11:18You'll go,
11:19Brown Dog, Black Dog.
11:21Are we going to show it?
11:22We're going to show...
11:23You know what?
11:23Show it at the end of the night.
11:25We'll show it at the end of the night.
11:26There's a hit to the stove.
11:28Hugh, how are you feeling?
11:29I feel vulnerable.
11:30I'm not going to lie.
11:31You're doing well.
11:32You're doing really well.
11:33Some other issues that need to be discussed.
11:35We'll do that after the break.
11:39APPLAUSE
11:45I'm going to do it.
11:46And you're hanging in there,
11:48which I love.
11:49Welcome back to Gwen and Mick's
11:50Celebrity Intervention.
11:51But Denise Scott helping out today
11:54as we try and unlock the cornucopia
11:56of issues attached to all this.
11:59Are you a trained therapist, Mickey?
12:00No.
12:00No, I'm not.
12:01But I like to pretend
12:03I'm good at things I'm not.
12:05Um, welcome, Dr Chris Brown.
12:07How are you feeling it's going
12:08as we speak?
12:08Uh, not great.
12:09We've established
12:10you like taking your clothes off.
12:11Yep.
12:12And there's plenty more
12:13to work through.
12:13And to understand you fully,
12:15I think we need to go back in time
12:16to your first appearance
12:17on national TV.
12:19And we'll go back,
12:20and this is your very first appearance
12:22on your first episode
12:23of Harry's Practice.
12:25Say g'day to Dr Chris Brown.
12:27Here you go, mate.
12:28Thanks, Harry.
12:30Chris is going to be helping me out
12:31by looking after all those animals
12:33that belong to people
12:34that live in the big smoke, right?
12:36That's right.
12:37Nowadays, more and more people
12:38are calling the inner city home
12:39and choosing pets
12:40to match their new lifestyle.
12:44What is going on in there?
12:47That is quality.
12:49Got it in one, I reckon.
12:51Please welcome
12:51the newest member of the team.
12:52It's a stripper from Manpower.
12:55What I loved was your...
12:58Well, it's a stilted delivery,
13:00but with your words,
13:02but no-one would have been listening to them.
13:04It's like,
13:05what has just emerged from this...
13:08Even Dr Harry was mentally addressing him.
13:12By the way,
13:13who turns up to work
13:15wearing nothing but a towel?
13:17Am I right, camera two?
13:18Am I right?
13:19I just don't.
13:22I just don't.
13:24I just don't.
13:27Again, again,
13:29in my defence...
13:30Yes?
13:31...misled by producers.
13:33Producers are the enemy of my career.
13:36Well, it was a big entrance for Australian TV
13:39and I thought the look was good.
13:40Did you enjoy his look?
13:41I thought the look was good.
13:42I thought Dr Harry looked classy and...
13:44Well, you would say that.
13:47But you would say that
13:48because I'm not saying
13:50you've borrowed from his look
13:51over the years.
13:54What are you getting at?
13:56What are you getting at?
13:56You turned up to a meeting
13:58earlier this week.
14:00Oh, I'm just saying...
14:02I'm just saying that you...
14:05Come on.
14:07Are you telling me
14:08you haven't somehow borrowed or...
14:10Classy man,
14:11just look out
14:12when Dr Harry gets going.
14:13That's all I'm...
14:14That was smart.
14:14Works in the bedroom for me.
14:15There you go.
14:17Now, Chris,
14:18I think wearing the Speedos...
14:20Oh, wow.
14:21That's just taking...
14:22It's a step too far.
14:23It's...
14:25It's like...
14:25How are we meant to breathe?
14:28And...
14:30And that's very brave
14:31because it looks like
14:31it's cold in the background.
14:33Let's shoot in on the Speedos
14:35if we can and...
14:37We don't need the extra close-up there.
14:39I'm not sure, Doc,
14:40but I think you've got crabs.
14:44He's got prawns on the outside.
14:45Sorry, he's got crabs
14:46on the outside, prawn...
14:48No.
14:48He's...
14:49No, yeah.
14:50Oh, damn it.
14:52Damn it.
14:53Damn it.
14:53Between the three of us,
14:55we'll work this joke out.
14:57I don't, I don't.
14:58What is it?
14:59What is it?
15:00You've got...
15:00Lobsters on the outside,
15:02shrimp on the inside.
15:06What do you got there?
15:08And...
15:09And, Dr Chris,
15:11are you going to blame the producers
15:13for that?
15:13They made me wear
15:15a crab on my...
15:16There were no producers there, Scotty,
15:18unfortunately.
15:18That was just...
15:19That was a holiday...
15:20What growing man
15:21wears Speedos on a holiday
15:23is what I say to you?
15:25Yes.
15:26What growing man
15:27would do that, Mick?
15:28Oh, come on.
15:29You're being silly.
15:30There you go.
15:32You're being silly.
15:33Yeah.
15:35Wow.
15:36That is offensive.
15:38So what...
15:39Hello, ladies.
15:40Dinner's on.
15:41I think he's...
15:42I'd take a couple of pixels
15:43right now, to be honest.
15:45Can we zoom in on it?
15:47Well, you can...
15:48I just want to see...
15:50What have you...
15:52What have you got on your bathers?
15:53I don't know.
15:53It looks like a before and after shot.
15:56What have you got?
15:57I've got bush turkeys.
16:00Why would you have a bush turkey?
16:02I mean, don't call me crass,
16:05but if a psychiatrist said
16:06word association, bush turkey,
16:08I'd go gobble.
16:10And...
16:12That's...
16:14That's the last...
16:18I'm just being honest.
16:20Look at you looking.
16:21Oh, shocked.
16:22As if we didn't...
16:23As if we haven't talked about that before.
16:25All right, where are we going now?
16:27Let's have a look
16:28at one of your very first segments
16:29on...
16:30Was it Harry's practice?
16:31I think it was.
16:32Your first appearance with an animal.
16:33You guessed it.
16:34It's a poodle.
16:37OK.
16:38My question is,
16:39which one is the poodle?
16:41It doesn't look at your hair.
16:42It looks like you've had sex
16:44with a golden doodle.
16:45Do you remember that?
16:47Where are you?
16:47I remember it very clearly.
16:48I'm on the main streets
16:50of the inner city, Sydney.
16:52Yes.
16:52This was my lead story.
16:54This is what I launched
16:55into the world of television with.
16:57OK, Mick,
16:58this was hard-hitting stuff.
16:59It was the top 10 apartment pets.
17:04And number 10 was the poodle.
17:05It was the poodle.
17:06So what could possibly
17:07be higher than the poodle?
17:08Pretty much everything.
17:09Turtle.
17:10Turtle?
17:11Cavoodle.
17:12Cavoodle.
17:12Snake.
17:13Bush turkey.
17:14Bush turkey.
17:15It was when the wet look was in.
17:17Well, you said
17:18the inner city suburbs of Sydney.
17:19Paddington.
17:21Paddington.
17:21Was that where you were living
17:22at the time?
17:23No, no,
17:23I was living in Bondi.
17:24Were you living in Bondi?
17:25Well, I don't think you were.
17:26I think for a lot of Bondi vet,
17:27you were living in Bronte.
17:30This is true.
17:33You lied to us.
17:35You lied to the public.
17:36It was a big ruse.
17:38It goes further than that,
17:39doesn't it, Mick?
17:40It goes further than that.
17:41Let's have a look
17:42look at your very first title sequence
17:43for Bondi vet.
17:45Make my world a better.
17:48I love Bondi.
17:49The sun,
17:50the surf,
17:51bright lights,
17:52the late nights,
17:53girls.
17:58I love that you've been in Bondi.
17:59You just never know
18:00what you're going to get.
18:01I wouldn't leave anywhere else.
18:02Well, you would.
18:03You were living in Bondi.
18:06You were living in,
18:07you were living in Bondi.
18:10A lot of stock footage from Bondi
18:12and the girls.
18:13You said you were enjoying
18:14the girls in Bondi.
18:16Turns out the truckie singlet
18:17gets the girls.
18:18Forget the curls.
18:19Well, you mentioned the girls,
18:20but we saw the very first version
18:23of your opening credits
18:24and I think you really
18:26leant into it.
18:26Make my world a better place.
18:31I love Bondi.
18:32The sun,
18:33girls,
18:33the surf,
18:34girls,
18:35bright lights,
18:35girls,
18:36the late nights,
18:37girls.
18:38I love that you've been in Bondi.
18:39Girls.
18:40I've literally been in Bondi.
18:43I knew I knew that photo.
18:46Yeah.
18:47Hold that thought.
18:48You're coming along nicely.
18:49Yeah, he's doing...
18:50Are you seeing growth?
18:51Is that what you're looking?
18:52What are you looking for?
18:53What's your KPI?
18:54We're going to break it.
18:55We're going to break it.
18:55We're going to break you.
18:56We're going to turn you around.
18:57You could be anything.
18:58Is the goal that I end up
18:59living in Bondi again?
19:00What are you after here, Mick?
19:02Oh, stop it, Chris.
19:03Behave yourself.
19:05Don't you come in here.
19:06What are you trying?
19:07What are you aiming for?
19:08What the hell are you doing?
19:10Oh, that's right.
19:11You were doing it again.
19:11He's lashing out again, isn't he?
19:13He's lashing out.
19:13Do you know?
19:14Do you know?
19:15Oh, probably not.
19:16In the theme...
19:17Oh, everyone,
19:18if you haven't guessed,
19:19this is a poodle.
19:20Well, we did guess, Chris.
19:23Just hang on a sec.
19:25Um,
19:26have you had your medication?
19:31We're going to go to a break
19:32while everyone settles down.
19:33No, but no,
19:33this is important, Mick.
19:35Yes?
19:35When I did actually
19:36finally move to Bondi,
19:38my most regular patient,
19:40I referred to him as a patient,
19:43was often on a Sunday afternoon,
19:45I'd come across this patient.
19:46Stumbling home
19:47from the North Bondi RSL Club,
19:49I would always cross bars
19:50with one Mick Molloy.
19:53Barely,
19:54barely could hear it.
19:55He could barely walk...
19:56Let's go to a break.
19:57And then we come back.
19:59Well, we did.
20:00I would be sitting
20:01on the balcony
20:01of the North Bondi,
20:03uh, uh,
20:03double fisting a Negroni,
20:05and watching you
20:06do laps up and down
20:08the foreshide.
20:08Ready to come over
20:09and take your temperature?
20:11So...
20:12And look at us now,
20:13I'm the good one.
20:14I was double fisting.
20:15I was double fisting
20:17the thermometer as well.
20:18Oh, right.
20:18We'll be back
20:19with more Dr Chris Brown.
20:23APPLAUSE
20:33Welcome back to
20:34Greater Mick's
20:35Celebrity Intervention.
20:36Denise Scott sitting in
20:37to help you out tonight.
20:39We're trying to talk you
20:40through this because
20:41your life is in tatters.
20:43It's a facade,
20:44I've got to say.
20:45So let's get straight into it.
20:46Now, you chose
20:48veterinary science.
20:49Haven't seen a diploma,
20:50but I'll presume
20:52that it's all in hand,
20:53and you're not
20:55the first generation
20:56in your family
20:57to be a vet.
20:58Do you recognise
20:59this voice?
21:00Chris, I wish you'd
21:02take your gumboots off
21:03before you come
21:04into the house.
21:04Oh, my God!
21:05It's your dad, Graham.
21:07Get him in here.
21:08APPLAUSE
21:17Please, take a seat right out there.
21:18Take a seat.
21:21Take a seat.
21:22Welcome aboard.
21:23Thank you very much.
21:24You've crossed a line.
21:26I've crossed a line.
21:27I just want to say,
21:29this is bad parenting.
21:31LAUGHTER
21:34No, you can't say that.
21:35Well, I'm just saying
21:36there's a lot of issues
21:37over here that need to be...
21:38Well, there are.
21:39Now, talk us about
21:39home life.
21:40Well, Chris was our third son,
21:42so we were pretty experienced
21:44by the time Chris came along.
21:45That lost interest, Mick.
21:48And did you know
21:49he was going to be a vet?
21:50He'd always been
21:50interested in animals
21:51because I always had
21:52animals at home.
21:53So you've had...
21:54I was going to be a vet
21:54and I'd bring home
21:55sick animals at night time
21:56or I was interested in wildlife
21:57and I'd bring home coals.
21:58So you always had
21:59something in the house?
22:00Something in the house, yeah.
22:01Right.
22:01He violated every single
22:02child labour law
22:03in the country.
22:05He had a free workforce,
22:06one of three boys,
22:07so we'd always be up
22:09late at night
22:10feeding or caring for animals.
22:11All right, mate,
22:12you're not going down
22:12a coal mine 14 hours.
22:14All right, calm down.
22:16I think you've had
22:16a pretty good life.
22:17And all thanks to you
22:19at home.
22:19So what was the first pet
22:21he ever had?
22:22What was the first pet?
22:24Yeah, it is.
22:25Yeah, it's Claude.
22:26Claude, yes.
22:27Claude the standard turtle.
22:28Well, it needs a bit of grooming,
22:29I would have thought.
22:30I don't know what's happening there.
22:31And he had a penchant for cows.
22:33Did I hear this?
22:34Oh.
22:34No, he used to go out
22:36and show cows around.
22:37Yeah, yeah.
22:38That's Bridget.
22:39Oh, of course it is.
22:40Well, it's Bridget.
22:41It's his favourite Jersey cow.
22:43You can say Bridget.
22:44All I'm seeing is
22:45a young boy
22:45with some prime rib eye.
22:48You see one thing,
22:49I see another.
22:51What was the thing about cows?
22:52I just love cows.
22:54I always have,
22:55I still do.
22:56I just always...
22:57You make that sound normal.
23:00It's for a young boy
23:01to love Bridget the cow.
23:04Do you understand?
23:05So she was my 12th birthday present.
23:07It's all I ever wanted
23:08as a kid was a cow.
23:09and I used to...
23:12I've got a bike for my 12th birthday.
23:16It was a strange upbringing
23:17and so I used to show Jersey cows.
23:20That was my thing.
23:20I used to go to Jersey cow conferences
23:22and shows
23:23and I used to get in the white lab coat
23:25with the Akubra
23:26and show cows
23:27because it was cool.
23:30And did...
23:30And did...
23:32Graham,
23:33did Chris have any friends?
23:35Like...
23:37Human,
23:38human friends.
23:38Yeah, he did have...
23:38Well, you know,
23:39he's also sport.
23:40He played football,
23:41he played pro rugby
23:42there in Newcastle
23:43and he was in the
23:44Cooksville Surf Club.
23:45He was a swimmer
23:46so he's always...
23:46Oh, another chance
23:48to take his top off on.
23:50That's when it all started.
23:51Was he doing it back then?
23:52Yeah, he was doing it back then.
23:53It's unbelievable, isn't it?
23:54Graham, is it true
23:55that you didn't really
23:57take him to the doctor?
23:59Because you're a vet.
24:00Yes, well,
24:01I have a lot of medicines
24:02at home.
24:04So why waste money
24:05going to the doctor?
24:07So...
24:07We're all animals
24:09in the first place.
24:10You turned up to school
24:11with a bucket on your neck.
24:14Overdosed on ketamine.
24:15Was we far off, Scotty?
24:17You've crossed the line there
24:18but if you have any ketamine...
24:20Every single...
24:23Talk during the ad,
24:25every single illness
24:26was treated by the medicine box
24:28which had a collection
24:29of different bottles
24:30that all said
24:31for animal treatment only.
24:34Quite often they were
24:35like large tablets
24:36like this big,
24:37liver flavoured.
24:37Did you swallow them?
24:39I remember...
24:39I forced them down.
24:40I grabbed him
24:42by the muzzle or not.
24:44Did you...
24:45Both ways too.
24:46I was given a suppository
24:47by...
24:48By your father?
24:50Oh my God!
24:51Not in front of Bridget!
24:52Not in front of Bridget!
24:54Now, did you keep
24:56and operate on birds
24:57in your lounge room?
24:58On your dining room table?
24:59I did, yes.
25:00Did you do?
25:01And did you keep
25:01something in the freezer
25:03that said
25:04birds?
25:04Oh, well, yes.
25:06What happened there?
25:07Well, I used to buy
25:08laming...
25:08I love lamingtons.
25:09Oh, no.
25:10No, no.
25:11And I'd take them home,
25:12say, Friday afternoon
25:13and Saturday morning
25:15all the lamingtons
25:16had gone
25:17from my fridge.
25:17Right, well,
25:18that's got to stop.
25:19So I did.
25:20I put an end to it.
25:21I got an ice cream container,
25:22put the lamingtons
25:23in the ice cream container,
25:24put the lid on
25:25and put dead birds
25:28and put it in the freezer.
25:29And that remained untouched
25:31for how many...
25:31A couple of years?
25:32Five years.
25:34At that time
25:35when I came home
25:36and he'd gone to bed
25:37I'd get stuck
25:38into the lamingtons.
25:39What animal did he hurt?
25:41Did you hurt
25:42an animal at home?
25:43What happened?
25:43So we had a couple of cats
25:45that were rescues
25:46from the vet hospital.
25:47One was called mittens
25:48and my brothers,
25:48my two older brothers
25:49used to show me
25:50the mitten circus
25:51and when mum and dad
25:52were out
25:53the mitten circus
25:54would be in session
25:55and they used to throw
25:56mittens up into the air
25:57and she'd land on her feet
25:59like cats do, right?
26:00And one day
26:01I was inside with mittens
26:02and I thought,
26:03you know what?
26:03This mitten circus thing
26:04can't be that hard.
26:06So I threw up in the air
26:07but really high
26:10and she landed
26:11admittedly with a small thud
26:13and sort of
26:15limped off.
26:16Dad got home from work
26:17at about nine o'clock
26:18that night
26:18and just the first thing
26:20he noticed was mittens.
26:21I thought you were going to say
26:21the lamingtons were gone.
26:25They're just trying to get a lamington
26:26after a hard day at the office
26:28and what happens?
26:28Mittens not there.
26:29And he went back to work
26:30at nine o'clock
26:31x-rayed her
26:32and she had a broken leg.
26:35Now I want to talk you up
26:37for a second
26:37if I can, Graham
26:38because you were a great vet
26:39in your day.
26:41You were one of the finest
26:41and you made the papers
26:42with your treatment
26:43with the pelican.
26:44It had its...
26:45What happened?
26:46Tell us what happened
26:46to the beak.
26:47Well that's Percy.
26:48Percy was brought to me
26:50many years ago.
26:51That's short for Mr Percival.
26:52Yeah, that's right.
26:53From Storm Boy.
26:54He'd been shot by a prawn fisherman
26:56from the Hunter River.
26:56Picked up a shotgun
26:57and blew his upper bill off
26:58and bit a big hole
26:59in his lower bill.
27:00And so what?
27:01You reconnected?
27:03I reconnected
27:04but the trouble was
27:05he was missing
27:05most of his upper bill.
27:06What did I do?
27:07A mate of mine
27:08happened to have
27:08a pelican skull.
27:10Sounds a bit weird.
27:12I'm just going to say.
27:13I went to fiberglass
27:14manufacturer
27:15and I had an artificial bill
27:16made.
27:17I put the bill on
27:18and I got a baby's
27:19play pillow
27:19and I used to
27:20throw little fish
27:21at the bottom.
27:21No, you didn't do that.
27:22I had to do that.
27:24At the age of 11
27:27I'm confronted
27:27with a pelican
27:29that's twice my size
27:31with a prosthetic
27:32fiberglass feet
27:34that's snapping it
27:36in my face
27:37trying to grab fish.
27:38And what did you do?
27:39You threw it in the air.
27:44And snapped it off again.
27:47That's a
27:47it's a touching story
27:49and makes me want to
27:50stop shooting the bills
27:51off pelicans.
27:53Don't you think?
27:55It was a world first.
27:56It was the world's first
27:57ever prosthetic bill
27:58on a pelican.
27:59But did you continue
28:00this practice
28:02of like helping
28:03animals get
28:04false breasts
28:06or whatever that was?
28:07Yeah.
28:09I saw a seagull
28:10with large cans
28:11the other day.
28:12I thought Graham's
28:13out of the game.
28:14Watch who you're
28:14talking large cans.
28:16No, I think that was
28:17a one-off in a way.
28:19He's being humble.
28:20It was nationwide news.
28:21We had television crews.
28:23We had everyone.
28:23That article was from
28:25Women's Weekly.
28:26Oh my God!
28:29Graham was the
28:31Graham was the
28:31pin-up boy
28:32across the country.
28:34That's his bona fides
28:34and he's a great vet.
28:35What have you brought
28:36to the table?
28:37I'll tell you what
28:38you've brought to the table.
28:39Nudicles.
28:40How are you, sir?
28:42Not too bad at all.
28:43Now, you're the man
28:44to talk to if we're
28:45looking for
28:46silicon testicle implants
28:47for dogs.
28:48Yes, sir.
28:49This is
28:49Nudicle Central.
28:50If you compare there,
28:54once they've got
28:55skin around them,
28:56we're in the same
28:57ballpark.
29:02Hey, we've got a
29:04couple of Nudicles
29:04here.
29:05Oh, we did.
29:06They're gone.
29:07Clem, do you know
29:08where the Nudicles
29:08went?
29:11No, but I've just
29:12had two of the most
29:13beautiful prawn dumplings.
29:16Wow.
29:17They were great.
29:18So,
29:25can I explain?
29:27In Bondi,
29:28when you have a
29:29bulldog with very
29:31prominent testicles
29:32and they need to be
29:33removed, not having
29:34the testicles is a
29:36fate worse than
29:37death.
29:37I saved the life
29:39of that bulldog by
29:40preserving his look,
29:41his integrity,
29:42his strength and
29:44the way he walked
29:45with them jiggling
29:45between his legs.
29:48Once you've got the
29:48Nudicles on, they
29:49clack away like an
29:50executive toy.
29:52So, that's what you
29:52brought to the table.
29:53All right, explain this
29:54and this is going to be
29:55hard to watch because
29:55you're a serious vet,
29:56but have a look at this
29:58scenario.
29:59There we go.
30:00Tell me what...
30:03What?
30:05Now,
30:07that looks to me like a
30:08dog who's making the
30:10most of the last minutes
30:10before you take his
30:11balls off.
30:13Is that what's going on
30:14there?
30:14I think he's just annoyed
30:15he was the top ten
30:16apartment pet.
30:18It's one of the few
30:19occasions you'd be happy
30:20to have a shirt on.
30:21All right, now, again,
30:23how do you explain this
30:24from someone who's
30:25masquerading as a vet?
30:27His attempts to
30:28hypnotise a chicken?
30:31Hypnotising chooks is a
30:32real art form.
30:33They might look as though
30:34they fight it a little
30:34bit at the start, but
30:36eventually, they enjoy it.
30:37How long will she stay
30:38like that?
30:39Long enough.
30:46That stands the test of
30:47time.
30:48That is good.
30:49Oh, it really is.
30:50I've had it done to me.
30:53It's quite enjoyable.
30:55Do you know, before the
30:56show, I hypnotised
30:58Glenn.
31:01Don't, don't, don't.
31:01If I say a certain word,
31:03he'll, he'll, I don't want
31:05to say it.
31:06Say it.
31:06No, I can't do it.
31:08Neuticals.
31:13Stop, Glenn.
31:14Stop.
31:14Graham.
31:15Graham.
31:16Give a towel, Graham.
31:19What, what, what happened?
31:20Where, where, where am I?
31:21What's going on?
31:22Do you have, do you have
31:23any memory of what you've
31:24just done?
31:24No, no, no, no, no.
31:25What's with it?
31:26All right, now, we want
31:27to go to the break on this.
31:29I need to ask you, you,
31:30you rescued a pelican.
31:33You, resuscitated a fly.
31:35Well, I just went down
31:36my throat.
31:39Oh, here he is.
31:42Oh, he's coming back.
31:49Oh, look at that.
31:51You're disappointed.
31:55What a beautiful moment.
31:57He saved a life.
31:58He did save a life.
31:59It was a fly.
32:00Yeah, and do you
32:01recognise this voice?
32:05Yes, we found that one.
32:07We found the fly.
32:08That's a lot.
32:10I know.
32:10I know.
32:11I know.
32:12Where is it?
32:13Oh, yeah.
32:15Oh.
32:18Oh.
32:18Oh.
32:18Oh.
32:18Oh.
32:19Oh.
32:19Oh.
32:20Oh.
32:22Oh.
32:22We can do this while we go
32:23to the break.
32:24Thank Graeme, everybody.
32:27We'll break it again, Graeme.
32:28We'll break it again.
32:31We'll break it again.
32:34We'll break it again.
32:37This guy's fault.
32:38I don't feel like that.
32:39No, don't do it.
32:40I feel like he's making...
32:42I'm traumatised.
32:42Don't do that.
32:43I won't say the word again.
32:45No, don't say it again.
32:45Welcome back to Glad and Mick's
32:47Celebrity Intervention.
32:47Denise Scott helping out tonight
32:49with the problem that is
32:50Dr Chris Brown.
32:51The train wreck, I think.
32:52Of the words he'd used as well.
32:53The train wreck.
32:54Yes, and something, Chris,
32:56that I do feel very compassionate
32:58about for you.
33:00I feel sorry for you.
33:01It's a big one.
33:02You've...
33:02Oh, sorry.
33:04I can't.
33:04Come on.
33:05You can do it, Denise.
33:06You can do it.
33:06You've had to cope
33:08with being too good looking.
33:12You have said
33:13one of the problems in my...
33:15Yeah, look at that.
33:17Fine.
33:18Constant...
33:18Conflict references
33:19to his looks frustrating.
33:21I'd much rather they go,
33:22oh, that Chris Brown,
33:24he's an interesting guy,
33:25or he's entertaining.
33:26I think that offers
33:26a bit more than looks.
33:27I don't think so.
33:30I think...
33:30I honestly think that's it.
33:32I genuinely do.
33:34It begins and ends there,
33:35does it, Mickey?
33:35Well, it began back
33:36in the early days.
33:38Oh, yes, it did.
33:39Well, we've got a photo of you.
33:40Look at you.
33:41And how old were you here, Chris?
33:44I think I'm 17.
33:45I think you're doing
33:46year 12 for the third time,
33:48I think.
33:48It's like...
33:49Yeah, I'm...
33:50I'm not smiling
33:51because I've just got braces.
33:53Oh, you poor thing.
33:56I mean, it gets worse and worse.
33:58You're good looking,
33:59you've got beautiful straight teeth.
34:02I know what it was like
34:03at that age, though.
34:04Oh, yes.
34:05I struggled at senior school.
34:08Oh, wow.
34:15What happened to that little boy?
34:18Were you wearing a wig?
34:20I don't.
34:21And some pastry on a hat.
34:23Yes, yes, I was.
34:24Just looked like he came
34:25off the set of Happy Days.
34:28I was young and Italian-like.
34:31I, too, wanted to go into modelling
34:32when I was at school.
34:33You were.
34:34And I must admit,
34:35when we had the school photographs taken,
34:37I used to do the middle distance
34:39look off to the left.
34:40Oh, OK.
34:41Oh, so here's your class.
34:42Here it is there.
34:42And bang into me,
34:44looking off to the left.
34:51Wow.
34:52Yeah, middle distance stare.
34:54It's a reliable one.
34:56It's a beauty.
34:57I've got my Catholic school photo,
34:59girls' school.
35:01I know!
35:02Look at that.
35:03And let's look at that.
35:04Do you know what?
35:05You're still persevering with that haircut.
35:09Yes, yes, the fringe.
35:11All this time.
35:12I've stuck with it.
35:13You've just gone,
35:13I like it.
35:14I like it.
35:15I hang camp.
35:16Yep, I know.
35:17I understand the pressure
35:18of being good-looking.
35:20I was under a lot of pressure.
35:22When I was four,
35:23I was forced into modelling.
35:26A modelling course,
35:27that's me in the front row,
35:29second,
35:30that's me.
35:32I know.
35:33Again,
35:34persevering with the haircut,
35:35that's right.
35:36You're all right.
35:37That's right.
35:38Well,
35:38it's...
35:38And that was,
35:40seriously,
35:40the Ron Blasket
35:41and Jerry G.
35:43School of modelling.
35:44Well,
35:45that doesn't sound
35:45sus at all.
35:47He was a
35:48ventriloquist.
35:49And he worked blue
35:52at night
35:53and ran a girls' modelling
35:54school in the day.
35:56See,
35:57we were more relaxed
35:58back then.
35:59We just didn't think
36:01about that.
36:01But yes,
36:02I understand.
36:03It's nice that you have
36:04that empathy,
36:05Scotty.
36:06You could have some empathy.
36:07You could have some empathy
36:08as well,
36:09rather than deceive me.
36:09Don't have to see me
36:10lashing out.
36:11No,
36:11you're lashing out.
36:12This is about you,
36:13not us.
36:14You're not helping it.
36:15So,
36:15you said you didn't like
36:16being treated as just
36:17a big chump.
36:19Big,
36:19big what?
36:20Big,
36:21big chump.
36:21Oh,
36:22I thought you said chump.
36:23It's not a dog food.
36:24A big chump,
36:25a big bit of beefcake.
36:27And if that's your problem,
36:29I wonder why you would
36:30enter the Cleo Bachelor
36:32of the Year competition.
36:35So,
36:36and where did you come?
36:38Nowhere near first.
36:39No,
36:39you came second
36:40behind this guy.
36:42And then,
36:44you came second behind.
36:46You are not beating that.
36:48Who's that?
36:49Usher Ginsberg,
36:50there,
36:51modelling to stand
36:52on top of a wedding cake.
36:54That was me.
36:56Um,
36:57what happened?
36:57Yeah,
36:58I just didn't bring it,
36:59did I?
37:00I obviously wasn't
37:00dressed appropriately,
37:01the hair wasn't
37:02nearly good enough,
37:03the jaw wasn't big enough.
37:04I've got your photo here,
37:05the one you used to...
37:06Oh!
37:08And...
37:08Are you hypnotising that?
37:11Just in my own defence,
37:13can I,
37:13I mean,
37:13am I allowed to speak up
37:15in my own defence?
37:16Oh,
37:16no.
37:18It's all part of it.
37:19We'll allow it,
37:20we'll allow it.
37:21You'll allow it?
37:21Yes.
37:22The jaw is a problem.
37:24Yeah.
37:24Oh!
37:26Oh my God,
37:28your jaw.
37:29Is a problem.
37:30It's not a problem.
37:31No,
37:32it's a...
37:32Let him talk.
37:33Oh,
37:34right?
37:35I went to the dentist
37:36the other day,
37:37I walked in,
37:37sat in the chair
37:38for just a scale
37:39and polish,
37:40you know,
37:40just a routine thing.
37:41They looked at me,
37:42took one look and said,
37:44oh,
37:44wisdom teeth playing up,
37:45are they?
37:45Oh!
37:47It's like,
37:48no,
37:48it's just how it is.
37:50Oh my God,
37:51that dentist,
37:53passive aggression,
37:54if ever I'm trying
37:56to make you feel bad
37:57because you've got
37:58the best jaw
37:59on the planet.
38:01I'm telling you.
38:02I love it.
38:05How did I go?
38:06You're going all right.
38:07You tried to defend yourself.
38:09Let's move on.
38:10Why don't we go on
38:10and just talk about your mum,
38:12your beautiful mum
38:13who had some advice
38:14for you moving
38:15into show business.
38:16She did.
38:17Lovely Anne.
38:17What was her advice?
38:18Well,
38:19I was discovered in a pub
38:21and it was all very strange.
38:22I was having a few drinks
38:23and a guy thought
38:25I was trying to impress
38:26a girl by saying
38:27I was a vet.
38:27I was actually just
38:28telling her a story
38:29from the actual vet clinic
38:30where I work.
38:31Yes.
38:31Anyway,
38:32he got my number,
38:33organised a screen test.
38:34I got a screen test
38:35with Channel 7.
38:36Lovely Channel 7.
38:37We all love Channel 7.
38:37They're okay.
38:39They're okay.
38:40So out of nowhere
38:41I get this screen test
38:42to become the new
38:43veteran Harry's practice.
38:44Sure.
38:45I get the gig.
38:46So I call up mum
38:47and say,
38:48Mum,
38:48big news,
38:50you don't know this
38:51but I'm going to be
38:52on a TV show
38:53starting in two weeks.
38:55And she's like,
38:55oh, okay.
38:56And she was racing off
38:57to drinks,
38:58Friday night drinks
38:58with the girls.
38:59Good on her.
39:01By the way.
39:02So she couldn't really chat.
39:03She called me two hours later
39:04almost on the brink of tears.
39:06Yeah.
39:07And I said,
39:08what's the matter?
39:09She goes,
39:09oh,
39:09I was just talking to the girls
39:10about your big news,
39:11about your big break
39:12into television.
39:14And I wanted to be excited
39:14but the girls told me
39:16that there's a darker side
39:18to men being in television.
39:20So what was that?
39:21I was thinking,
39:21you know,
39:22drugs,
39:23alcohol,
39:23I don't know.
39:23Yeah.
39:24Looking at you,
39:25possibly.
39:32A little from column A,
39:34a little from column B.
39:35And anyway,
39:36so I was like,
39:37what was the advice?
39:38I was like,
39:38mum,
39:38what is it?
39:39What's the matter?
39:40What's this problem
39:41you're worried about?
39:42She said,
39:42the girls told me
39:42that you're going to
39:43encounter these people,
39:44these women that are going to...
39:46What type?
39:47Say it.
39:48She's like,
39:48I just...
39:49For goodness sake,
39:50star fucker.
39:52That's the word?
39:53It was star fuckers,
39:54yes.
39:54Yes.
39:56Sorry.
39:57Oh,
39:57it's another trigger word.
39:58Oh,
40:01stop me.
40:02Stop me.
40:03Oh.
40:05What happened?
40:11Sorry.
40:12Sorry,
40:12please.
40:13You have been the subject
40:15to so many tabloid magazine headlines
40:17and you've been associated
40:18with so many women
40:19over the journey.
40:20How many true...
40:21You chase this kind of fame,
40:24obviously.
40:24And here you are,
40:26just woman after the next...
40:27It's all the best kept secret,
40:28apparently.
40:29Always the best kept secret.
40:31What do you...
40:32How do you feel
40:33when you see that stuff?
40:35I'm enlightened.
40:36Is there...
40:38It's...
40:39Yeah,
40:39it's always a surprise.
40:40Well,
40:41none of them ring true
40:42apart from this one,
40:43which to me is...
40:47There's a bit of explaining
40:48to do there.
40:51All right,
40:51calm down.
40:52We're going to a break.
40:53I'll settle this on the other side.
40:54Back with more.
40:55I'm pretty much sure
40:56you're going to have some
40:56this time.
41:06Good vibes.
41:07Welcome back to Glenn,
41:07the next celebrity intervention.
41:09Denise Scott,
41:10Glenn,
41:10you're doing a great job.
41:11You seem to be coming around.
41:13I feel like there's hope here.
41:15And there's another friend of yours
41:16who wants to be heard
41:17and he has something special to say.
41:19Let's check in with Miguel.
41:21Hello, Gringo, my friend.
41:22You know I love you,
41:23but one thing
41:25you have to stop doing
41:26is you're dancing
41:27and you're singing.
41:29You're not good at it.
41:30You need to stop.
41:31You're embarrassing yourself.
41:33I'm telling you this
41:34as a friend.
41:35Wow.
41:36Well,
41:38that's big.
41:39That's big.
41:40He's your friend.
41:41He's calling it straight.
41:41When Miguel says
41:42you have to dial it down
41:43a notch.
41:45You know you're
41:45in rarefied territory.
41:47It's big coming from
41:47the guy who was first off
41:48dancing with the stars.
41:50Yeah.
41:51I was second.
41:55Well,
41:55you would have been first
41:57given some of your dancing.
41:59I was fortunate enough
41:59to do a telethon with you
42:00over in Perth
42:01earlier this year
42:02and witness some stuff
42:04that I wish we could burn.
42:07There you are.
42:09As a starfish.
42:12That's it.
42:13And here you are.
42:15Are you playing a trucker?
42:19You've tubbed up a bit there, Chris.
42:22That was Freddie Mercury.
42:24Yeah, we know that.
42:26I was in the phone room
42:27at that stage
42:28and people were ringing up
42:29asking for their money back.
42:30So,
42:32also,
42:32you tried your luck
42:33at acting
42:34and you failed miserably
42:36there.
42:37Were you going to do
42:38a spot on
42:39The Bold and the Beautiful?
42:41I had a...
42:42That's Ron Moss,
42:43is it not there?
42:43Yeah, it was Ron,
42:44the one and only Ron Moss
42:45from Bold and the Beautiful.
42:46So I was in the US
42:47promoting a vet show
42:49that I was doing
42:50and while I was over there
42:51I got a call
42:52from CBS
42:53from the big wigs
42:54who wanted to know
42:55if I'd be interested
42:56in a role
42:57on Bold and the Beautiful.
42:58I thought,
42:58you know what?
42:59Doesn't matter.
42:59Give it a go.
43:00Can't look that far.
43:00So what happened?
43:01So I turned up
43:01to the CBS studios
43:03to do my role
43:04on Bold and the Beautiful.
43:05I was going to be
43:06Ridge's cousin
43:07from Australia.
43:08I think it was the jaw
43:09that got me the role.
43:10It was the jaw.
43:11It was the jaw.
43:12And I walked in,
43:12I was all ready.
43:13They sent me the script
43:14and, you know,
43:15it was too hard.
43:16And I turned up
43:17and I said,
43:18and your work visa,
43:20Chris?
43:21Oh, no.
43:22I don't have one.
43:23So you never got the role?
43:24Never got the role.
43:25But you did actually
43:27do an audition
43:28for a network
43:29and a soap opera
43:30and here's how it went.
43:36Ah!
43:37Oh, my God!
43:44I'm getting that role.
43:46I'm going to say,
43:47I actually auditioned
43:48for the dog's role.
43:50Didn't get it.
43:51Yeah.
43:51Hey,
43:51we're getting down
43:52to the business end
43:53but we've had a crack
43:54at you
43:55and you're
43:56bona fide as a vet.
43:57You've got a range
43:57of products.
43:58Can you walk us through
44:00some of these products
44:01and just tell us
44:01what kind of snake oil
44:03you're selling?
44:04This is where I bring
44:05my knowledge,
44:06my extensive experience.
44:07What have you got?
44:08For irritated skin,
44:09you've got your wipes
44:10to clean them up for a sec?
44:10Do you wipe a dog's bottom?
44:12You can if you want,
44:14Scotty.
44:14Yeah, you can.
44:14If they don't have
44:15neuticles.
44:16For bad breath
44:17and to clean teeth.
44:18Teeth and breath balls.
44:19Oh, well.
44:20That's after a heavy night.
44:22Heavy petting,
44:23we can come down
44:24with the breath balls.
44:25Those dogs
44:25in their senior years
44:26who need a bit of help
44:27with their cognitive performance?
44:29Yes, thank you.
44:32This will be empty
44:34by the end
44:35of the next sandwich.
44:36You know,
44:36for anxiety,
44:38thunderstorm phobias,
44:39all sorts of,
44:40just keeping calm
44:40in stressful situations.
44:42It's all here.
44:43Plus,
44:43this is an important one.
44:45If you have
44:45wee stains
44:46or a dog or a cat
44:47that likes to wee
44:48around the house.
44:48Oh, you want to identify the...
44:49It's a wee torch.
44:51So it actually detects
44:52wee stains
44:53around the house.
44:53So you can shine
44:55that torch
44:56without the lights on.
44:57It's like a blue light,
44:58like a black light
44:59like on CSI.
45:00Could you demonstrate
45:00for us?
45:01I'm bullshit.
45:02I'm calling bullshit
45:02on this one.
45:03Look at this.
45:04Look, it's working.
45:05Turn the lights down.
45:06Can I just take the light...
45:07No, there we go.
45:09Now, let's just go
45:10around the set.
45:11There's nothing on the set.
45:12Nothing on Denise.
45:13No, I'm good.
45:14Nothing on you.
45:15Nothing on me.
45:16All right.
45:19I can't wear it.
45:21I'm not sure.
45:24Uticles.
45:27We've got one thing.
45:28Lights up.
45:30That's the range.
45:31We're going to take a quick break.
45:32Come back and boot this way.
45:44Welcome back to Glenelg's
45:45Celebrity Intervention.
45:46Graham, of course,
45:48joining us back on the couch.
45:49Would you like to take
45:50your top off?
45:52He does not need
45:53much encouragement,
45:54I've got to tell you.
45:55Can I just ask a question?
45:56Is it true,
45:58and I reckon it is,
45:59that you two
45:59have done a show together
46:01that's in the can
46:02that may be coming
46:03to our television screens?
46:05Do you want to explain?
46:06Well, I did take
46:07Mick Malloy
46:08to Columbia.
46:10Yep.
46:12OK, let's leave it there.
46:14I give it five stars.
46:16A lot of the content
46:17is still before the courts,
46:18I think.
46:19One of us got kidnapped.
46:21That was great.
46:21Why did you go to Columbia?
46:22It's a new show called
46:23Once in a Lifetime
46:24where I travel around the world
46:25treating the world's
46:26most dangerous
46:26and challenging animals,
46:28but I take along
46:29a celebrity
46:29as my completely
46:30untrained veterinary assistant.
46:32And Mick Malloy
46:33was taken to Columbia
46:35to work on
46:36one of the most
46:37dangerous animals
46:38in the world.
46:38Yes, and I won't
46:40give away too much,
46:41but one night
46:42to put me down
46:43he shot me in the arse
46:43with a tranquilizer.
46:46It's on later in the year
46:47on Channel 7.
46:49Good luck with him.
46:51We've had a lot of fun.
46:53You made a promise
46:54earlier in the show.
46:55Yes.
46:56We showed Denise Scott.
46:57Denise has been wonderful tonight.
47:04We showed this particular shot
47:09and it's in the Darwin.
47:10You can tell
47:11because the mangoes are ripe.
47:14So you said
47:15that's you
47:16and your shared household.
47:17Yes, yes.
47:18And you made a promise.
47:20Giving the flip side of that.
47:21Yep.
47:22Have a look at this.
47:23Oh, there it goes.
47:24So that is...
47:26The flip side.
47:29Now...
47:31That's you with the...
47:32Yeah, I've got...
47:34I've got my legs,
47:35my knees in front of my breasts.
47:37Very coy.
47:38Very coy.
47:39Second on the right.
47:40And let's just zoom in,
47:41can we?
47:41Just...
47:42I think they're on to it.
47:45Oh, that's...
47:45I don't.
47:46That's right.
47:47You were on the run
47:48from the police.
47:49Can I say,
47:51I'm fairly impressive.
47:54We're just about done.
47:56We're just about to...
47:56How do you feel?
47:57I feel lighter.
47:58You feel lighter.
47:59Yeah, yeah.
47:59That's good.
48:00How do you feel, Graham?
48:01Do you think you've learned a bit?
48:01Do you think you've...
48:02I've learned a lot tonight.
48:05The one topic we didn't touch on,
48:06of course,
48:07was the number of children
48:09you've fathered to different women.
48:12According to these magazines,
48:14if each one of them
48:15is suggesting
48:16that you've had a dalliance
48:18with another woman,
48:20most of them
48:20in the showbiz industry,
48:22what is the truth of that?
48:23If they are true,
48:24I've never seen the children.
48:25And I'm expecting,
48:27and I can speak to you about this,
48:29a lot of child support payments.
48:33But it's...
48:34Yeah, there's been a lot of...
48:36I reckon we're up to about
48:37eight or nine children
48:38that I've apparently fathered.
48:40Why don't we count them?
48:41Let's bring on all your children.
48:43Here they are.
48:44Who have come out here
48:46for all the different kids.
48:49There they are, Jackie.
48:51Hello.
48:51You look late for your son.
48:53Hello, kids.
48:54No, no, no.
48:55Hello.
48:55You look late for your son.
48:59Hello.
48:59Hello.
48:59I'm a little bit worried
49:01by, uh...
49:01I'm a little bit worried
49:02by, uh, little...
49:03little Dr Harry.
49:04Here you are.
49:05The DNA test.
49:07These are all the kids.
49:08Thank you for playing
49:09with us tonight.
49:12See you next week.
49:14Hello.
49:15Hello.
49:21I thought it went pretty well,
49:23but maybe enough
49:24of the Dr Harry thing?
49:25Oh, I think some of us
49:26can pull it off.
49:27Some of us can't.
49:28Do you want to, uh,
49:29get to town?
49:31No.
49:31No, I'm good.
49:32Oh, seriously, though.
49:33I've got places to go.
49:34You can go back to your place
49:35and I can dress up.
49:36No.
49:39Projectile vomit!
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