...Haul.Out.The.Halloween [Full Movie] [Full Version]Full EP - Full

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Haul.Out.The.Halloween [Full Movie] [Full Version]Full EP - Full

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00:00:07For those of you who have had the pleasure of visiting Evergreen Lane, you know what

00:00:11I mean when I say this is the most festive street in America.

00:00:14And for those of you who have never had the chance to visit us, fret not, because you

00:00:19are about to see a street that carries the spirit of the holidays all year round.

00:00:24Normally, this cul-de-sac is the center of all neighborhood activity, but today, we all

00:00:30had a previous engagement.

00:00:32There has never been a more deserving bride and groom than you and Jared.

00:00:36I love you guys so much.

00:00:38Thank you for being my bridesmaids.

00:00:39I'm so lucky.

00:00:40Don't make me cry before the vows.

00:00:42Not cool, Emily.

00:00:45And before I use this for myself, I hand embroidered it.

00:00:50It's something new and something blue, so it counts as two.

00:00:54This is beautiful.

00:00:55I am so honored that you borrowed my old tiara and veil.

00:01:00I wore it when I was Snow Queen at college.

00:01:03I'm the one that's honored.

00:01:05It's gorgeous.

00:01:07You look spectacular.

00:01:10You really do.

00:01:13Can you believe the Johnsons won't be here?

00:01:14Hey now, no need to talk about they who have left the lane.

00:01:18And you didn't need to make him a groomsman in absentia.

00:01:21Why do you care that he's a honorary groomsman?

00:01:23You are my best man.

00:01:25That's why you're here with me on the most important day of my life.

00:01:29You, me, and Bob.

00:01:31Hey, we're all out of Vienna sausages.

00:01:34No, no.

00:01:35The charcuterie is for the groom.

00:01:37I was a groom once.

00:01:38It's okay, it's okay.

00:01:38I'm far too nervous to eat.

00:01:40Maybe I've got something that could help.

00:01:44Homemade Bavarian mead made with honey from my very own apiary.

00:01:48The HOA handbook says nothing about beekeeping, Ned.

00:01:52Well, until it's amended, just mind your own bee'sness, and let's have a toast.

00:01:56Here's to the next chapter of life, love, and pursuit of the holidays.

00:02:02Cheers.

00:02:03Cheers.

00:02:05Cheers.

00:02:07Sweetheart, it's time.

00:02:09Okay, Mom.

00:02:09Yes, dear?

00:02:10Do not call my mom dear.

00:02:13Gentlemen.

00:02:14Let's do this.

00:02:16Yeah.

00:02:40Now, everybody sit down, please.

00:02:43You look beautiful.

00:02:45Hey.

00:02:47Dearly beloved, we are gathered today to celebrate the union of these two beautiful souls.

00:02:55Emily, the moment I fell in love with you was captured on a Polaroid picture.

00:03:00We were seven years old on your front porch.

00:03:02And from that day on, I've been looking forward to this day.

00:03:04As I stand in front of you today, although my knees are shaking a bit like that Polaroid picture,

00:03:11I've watched you develop into this beautiful, smart, kind woman that I get to spend the rest

00:03:22of my life with.

00:03:23I promise you I will do my best to paint a perfect picture of love and devotion together forever.

00:03:37Jared, I always knew there was something very special about you.

00:03:42And when we reconnected, everyone reminded me of what an amazing architect you are.

00:03:50And they were right.

00:03:52The way you have designed your life with loyalty for the ones you love.

00:03:56And it shows me who you really are at your core.

00:03:58You make me feel safe and supported.

00:04:03And there is no one I would rather make plans to build the rest of my life with than you.

00:04:10Emily Melrose, do you take Jared to be your lawful wedded husband?

00:04:15I do.

00:04:16Jared Farnsworth, do you take Emily to be your lawful wedded wife?

00:04:20Absolutely, without a doubt.

00:04:23I do.

00:04:24Then, by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife,

00:04:29and you may now kiss the bride.

00:04:31So hold on to hold on.

00:04:35I'm so high and I'm so high.

00:04:42For the first time ever, this is Jared Farnsworth!

00:04:45Each day gets closer,

00:04:49so hold on stronger to me.

00:04:54You may be wondering why we didn't do a Christmas wedding.

00:04:57We considered it.

00:04:58But in memory of Jared's late father, we chose to do it on his parents' anniversary.

00:05:02And even though we had a fun-filled honeymoon planned,

00:05:05we were both excited to get back home and get into the spirit of the upcoming holidays.

00:05:11The only problem was, this year, we had no idea what kind of spirit it would bring.

00:05:31Ghosts and ghouls.

00:05:37that creep grew up.

00:05:47What in the Samhain?

00:05:50Silver Squad to Green Team, are you seeing what we're seeing?

00:06:01Looks like we got a couple bona fide Frida files gonna move in for a closer look watch my six

00:06:18Double double toil and trouble

00:06:22All right so what are we gonna do about this folks should I get the president on the line

00:06:25Let him enjoy his honeymoon we'll break it to him when he gets back

00:06:28We get it Belinda you want grandchildren but I think he would want to know

00:06:31Don't mess this up for me

00:06:35Are you excited my lovely

00:06:36By the pricking of my thumb something wicked this way comes

00:06:41I'll take that as a yes

00:06:45You have too many ghosts not enough headstones come on people get it right

00:06:50Oh

00:06:51Oh

00:06:52Oh

00:06:52You're a squirrel

00:06:53Jared you really didn't have to spring for a stretch limo we're just on our way home from the airport

00:06:58Oh but I did we were still on our honeymoon

00:07:00It was the best honeymoon ever I enjoyed every second of you

00:07:05You know what after two weeks in Scandinavia I am actually really excited to get back home

00:07:09I could have used one more week in Frafulen

00:07:11I think I preferred

00:07:12It's Kiltunia

00:07:13I wonder if you'll feel the same way after we celebrate Valpergus night this spring

00:07:16I pre-booked the hotel and everything

00:07:18I'm sorry what?

00:07:19The biggest Swedish springtime festival that there is apparently it's not to be missed

00:07:23Honey I love that you're a planner but vacations are kind of something we need to plan together now

00:07:28You're right

00:07:29You're right I just got

00:07:30I'm too excited I'm used to planning things on my own but now

00:07:34We're married

00:07:36We make decisions together

00:07:37Yeah

00:07:38Because you're my wife

00:07:39My husband

00:07:41I love you

00:07:46Oh

00:07:46Oh wow

00:07:54I wonder if Pamela's remodel is done

00:07:55I'm glad she liked the design

00:07:57Oh she was so happy with it

00:07:58You did such a good job

00:08:00I wish I was as fulfilled at my job as you are

00:08:02You're literally the best writer right now

00:08:04Copywriter

00:08:04I said what I said I mean it

00:08:06Thanks love

00:08:07I'll get back into it

00:08:08I just wish we could stay in Fantasyland a little bit longer

00:08:11Well then you are in luck

00:08:12Because like the medieval knights of the old

00:08:14I shall carry you over the threshold of our new castle

00:08:17Really not necessary

00:08:18It's a sign of my love and affection for you

00:08:21A literal symbol that I would drop everything on account of your beck and call

00:08:30Jared

00:08:31Jared

00:08:32Jared

00:08:32Oh I'm so sorry

00:08:34Jared

00:08:34Get over here

00:08:35Get over here

00:08:36Are you okay?

00:08:37Are you sure?

00:08:37I'm okay

00:08:37I'm fine

00:08:38Oh no not again

00:08:40It's time

00:08:40No no no no Jared

00:08:41Let's bring it down a notch

00:08:42Remember the mantra we've been working on

00:08:44Not my weeds

00:08:45Not my garden

00:08:45Emily

00:08:47When you hold

00:08:48The mantle of the presidency

00:08:50This entire neighborhood is my garden

00:08:52Oh if you will

00:08:57You brought the clipboard on the honeymoon?

00:09:02You rang?

00:09:06Yes I did ring

00:09:07I wanted to introduce myself

00:09:09And ask you a few questions about your understanding of the HOA guidelines

00:09:13Honey

00:09:14I don't think that's an actual person

00:09:15I think that's a recording

00:09:16I think you're probably right

00:09:20Sorry

00:09:21Seriously

00:09:22Did you guys ring?

00:09:25Hi

00:09:26Hi

00:09:27I am Jared Farnsworth

00:09:28HOA president of this lovely neighborhood

00:09:30This is my first counselor

00:09:31And head of activities committee

00:09:33Emily Melrose

00:09:34Farnsworth?

00:09:35Emily Farnsworth

00:09:36It's my newest title

00:09:37Jared and I got married last month

00:09:38Congratulations

00:09:39We've heard tale of the presidential power couple

00:09:41I had a premonition

00:09:42We would be graced by your presence

00:09:44Won't you come inside?

00:09:45That would be amazing

00:09:46It would

00:09:47Except that

00:09:48My wife and I

00:09:49We just got back from our honeymoon

00:09:50And we're very very very tired

00:09:51That's nothing a little jack-o'-lantern job

00:09:53Won't fix

00:09:54And Marvin makes them extra strong

00:09:56Yes I do

00:09:57That sounds amazing

00:09:58I'm sure it is

00:09:59Except that we haven't been deloused yet

00:10:01Deloused?

00:10:02Yes

00:10:02But in the meantime

00:10:03Per your display

00:10:04As detailed as it is

00:10:05We are going to have to ask you to

00:10:07You know

00:10:07Pair it back

00:10:08Pair it back?

00:10:09The lights and the pumpkins can stay

00:10:11Great touch actually

00:10:12But your lawn display has to go

00:10:14Back into the crib

00:10:19As it were

00:10:19I don't understand

00:10:21Our realtor told us this was the most festive neighborhood in all of the state of Utah

00:10:26And we are

00:10:27Yes

00:10:27At Christmas

00:10:28We are ever green lane

00:10:30Not ever screen lane

00:10:31What if you're screen lane?

00:10:32I love that

00:10:33We should totally call it that

00:10:34Oh my god

00:10:35Yes

00:10:35No

00:10:35Don't do that

00:10:36That was just a very clever play on words

00:10:38For me to emphasize my point

00:10:40Which is what exactly?

00:10:42Per HOA guidelines

00:10:43We um

00:10:45It

00:10:46Says that

00:10:48Section

00:10:49Twelve

00:10:51I'm pretty sure it says you have too much Halloween

00:10:52Well that's not what Albert told us

00:10:54And it was confirmed by Gabe

00:10:56Oh so you've met my parents

00:10:57They were the first to welcome us to the neighborhood

00:10:59So nice of you both

00:11:01To let them stay with you for the rest of hurricane season

00:11:03Especially right after the war

00:11:05Wedding

00:11:05Must be scoring some serious son-in-law points fair

00:11:09Well I better be

00:11:11You know what why don't you just excuse us

00:11:13We're gonna get settled

00:11:13And then we can discuss this whole

00:11:15In-laws and by-laws situation

00:11:16Does that sound okay?

00:11:17Fair is foul and foul is fair

00:11:20Just let us know

00:11:22Will do

00:11:22Let's go

00:11:23So great to meet you

00:11:26Stay near

00:11:28It's a strange couple

00:11:29Indeed

00:11:35I really hope you're not mad at me

00:11:36I'm definitely not mad Emily

00:11:38I'm just a little surprised is all

00:11:39Why didn't you tell me you invited them?

00:11:41I'm so sorry

00:11:41My mom asked in the middle of the wedding craziness

00:11:43And I just forgot

00:11:44I truly am sorry

00:11:46But they're in the guest loft above the garage

00:11:48You're never gonna see them

00:11:50Don't apologize

00:11:51I love your parents

00:11:52I love hosting your parents

00:11:53It's just

00:11:53You know like you said

00:11:55It's just me and you now

00:11:56So I just want to be on the same page on this stuff

00:11:58That's all

00:11:58Absolutely

00:11:59I got your back

00:12:00And I've got yours

00:12:04Now let's take care of this decoration situation

00:12:07Alright

00:12:09Jared

00:12:09What seems to be the problem?

00:12:11Oh I don't know Albert

00:12:11Maybe the fact that we got back from the wedding of our dreams

00:12:14Only returned to a nightmare

00:12:15It's just a few lawn decorations

00:12:17That's how it starts

00:12:18And nice thing you know

00:12:19The younger generation

00:12:20They're sneaking out of their bedrooms

00:12:21Searching for the great pumpkin

00:12:22Let's not get crazy now

00:12:24I'm not

00:12:26It's just

00:12:28I'm hoping we are being sensitive

00:12:30To those who may not feel comfortable

00:12:33Celebrating this time of year

00:12:34We have bylaws put in place like this for a reason right?

00:12:37But that's not entirely true

00:12:39What do you mean it's not true?

00:12:40The motion to de-escalate the other holidays

00:12:42Was proposed

00:12:43And hotly debated

00:12:45But in the end

00:12:46Was never voted on

00:12:48And therefore

00:12:49Never passed

00:12:50What other lies have I been told?

00:12:53Nobody lied to you Jared

00:12:54The council just decided

00:12:56After what happened

00:12:58Maybe a vote wasn't necessary

00:13:00Everyone agreed to honor

00:13:02The de-escalation of Halloween

00:13:04Out of respect

00:13:05But technically

00:13:06There's no official bylaw

00:13:07What do you mean after what happened?

00:13:09Oh honey

00:13:09Have you forgotten?

00:13:12We did all of this for you

00:13:14For me?

00:13:16Maybe she blocked it out

00:13:18It was the last big Halloween

00:13:20We celebrated on the lane

00:13:24You mean the last year with Grandma?

00:13:32Excuse me

00:13:34I'll be in the basement

00:13:37The ba-

00:14:02Hey Graham Graham

00:14:04I'm sorry I left you down here

00:14:07I just couldn't figure out

00:14:09Exactly where to put you

00:14:12Your memory lives best in my head anyway

00:14:15I know it's not the best way

00:14:17To deal with things

00:14:18But here we are

00:14:20In a basement

00:14:21Full of old memories

00:14:23No one can bother us

00:14:24Hey

00:14:25Too many Christmas

00:14:26You scared me

00:14:26I'm sorry

00:14:27I know how you feel about basements

00:14:29And uh

00:14:29Oh you've been down here for

00:14:32Wow

00:14:3327 minutes

00:14:34I'm counting

00:14:34It's gotta be a record for me

00:14:36Honestly it's not that bad

00:14:38Ah

00:14:41What?

00:14:41What's that?

00:14:43Burn us

00:14:45Yeah I know

00:14:45I still hate it down here

00:14:50You okay?

00:14:52Yeah

00:14:53I'll be fine

00:14:54I think I've just been so

00:14:58Focused on the wedding

00:14:59And our future

00:15:00That

00:15:01I kind of forgot about the past

00:15:05Well she was a great woman

00:15:07Yeah I can still hear her voice

00:15:10Remember what she always used to say to us

00:15:12You two belong in a storybook

00:15:19It's Halloween sweetie

00:15:20What could you possibly be upset about?

00:15:23Ashlyn Ashworth and her friends

00:15:24Just like scarecrows in her yard

00:15:26And they totally jumped out and scared us

00:15:29You got yard yelp did ya?

00:15:31Yep

00:15:31Don't let them get to you

00:15:32They were just trying to have fun

00:15:34But I ran so fast

00:15:36I spilled my candy on the way back

00:15:38That's okay Emily

00:15:39I'll share mine

00:15:40Jared

00:15:41That won't be necessary

00:15:42I'll take you two out on the golf cart

00:15:45Awesome

00:15:46I heard Mary Louise and Bob are giving out full sized candy bars

00:15:50We gotta get there before they run out

00:15:51All in good time my pretties

00:15:54All in good time

00:15:58Before we go

00:16:00Why don't you tell Jared what I always say about Halloween

00:16:04Never go to Ned's house

00:16:05He only gives out freeze dried elk liver

00:16:08True

00:16:09What else do I say about Halloween?

00:16:11It started as a day to remember those who passed away

00:16:14Even though we get to dress up

00:16:15And get candy from our friends and family

00:16:19We should also remember our friends and family members

00:16:22That aren't with us anymore

00:16:23And not only should we remember them

00:16:25But they should be celebrated

00:16:27But why do we dress up?

00:16:29Because it's tradition

00:16:30And there's no better way to connect with your friends and neighbors

00:16:34Than through age old traditions

00:16:35Now what do you say we get back to my favorite one of all

00:16:39Trick or treating!

00:16:40Let's do it!

00:16:41Alright kids

00:16:42Mount up!

00:16:44Happy Halloween!

00:16:46We got so much candy that year

00:16:48Buckets full

00:16:52I had no idea that'd be the last time she took us trick or treating

00:16:56She was gone just two weeks later

00:16:58That's when the neighborhood decided to take a step back

00:17:00She was the center of the celebration

00:17:02With her creativity and the costumes and the decorations

00:17:06She always inspired everybody

00:17:07Halloween was never the same without her

00:17:09Of course I was heartbroken when she passed

00:17:10But I had no idea that's why everyone else pulled back from celebrating

00:17:14And I never asked for that

00:17:16And certainly not something Graham Graham would have wanted

00:17:19Oh you're right

00:17:19She said it herself

00:17:21Halloween is for remembering your loved ones and having a whole lot of fun

00:17:26It's time we bring Halloween back

00:17:28Evergreen style

00:17:29Are you sure about this?

00:17:30No

00:17:31I'm not sure about this

00:17:32I'm actually scared hot to death about this

00:17:33You know how I am

00:17:34I don't like scary movies

00:17:35I don't even like movies that people say aren't scary

00:17:37But definitely are

00:17:38Tell me about it

00:17:38I'm trying to get you to finish Never Ending Story for forever

00:17:41Yeah that's never gonna happen because I hate quicksand as much as I hate scary basements

00:17:44Noted

00:17:45But it's time for you to wake up and face the creepy organ music

00:17:48For the neighborhood

00:17:51And for Grandma

00:17:52And for you

00:17:54Now let's get you out of here

00:17:58First

00:17:58No kissing in the creepy basement

00:18:00Fair enough

00:18:01Speed it up Buttercup

00:18:02We got work to do

00:18:06Looking good Grandma

00:18:08I figured I could call you that

00:18:11And I'll let him officially in the family

00:18:12Or did you

00:18:13That is a good one

00:18:14Did you just come up with that?

00:18:15That's been ripening on the vine for years

00:18:18Don't make me put you done for now Bob

00:18:20When you're known for only Christmas

00:18:22You don't have the opportunity to show your range

00:18:24Most people know that I have a doctorate in arts and crafts

00:18:28But what they don't know is that I did a study abroad in the Atacama region of North

00:18:34What time we back up our humble president

00:18:35And we show everyone what Halloween means to us

00:18:38What do you say?

00:18:39Are you in?

00:18:40Yeah

00:18:40I'm in

00:18:41Ever scream on three

00:18:42One, two, three

00:18:43Ever scream!

00:18:46Wow

00:18:48Look what I found

00:18:49A portal to Pan's Labyrinth?

00:18:51My Grandma's witch hat

00:18:53Oh there's so much great stuff up here

00:18:56I can see why you spent so much time here

00:18:58Wait

00:18:58You've never been to my attic?

00:19:00No

00:19:00I was never allowed

00:19:01Apparently I'm still trespassing

00:19:03No boys allowed

00:19:04Even Jawed Farnsworth

00:19:06The spelling was atrocious

00:19:08In your defense that is the way I used to pronounce it

00:19:11Well Jared Farnsworth is very much allowed up here

00:19:14He's not a boy, he's a man

00:19:16My man

00:19:18Alright we have to brainstorm how we are going to make this the best Halloween in years

00:19:22We could start by selling tickets to this creepy attic

00:19:25Come on, it's not that creepy

00:19:28I will not be ashamed by my choice in music

00:19:30And how do you explain the creepy typewriter from The Shining?

00:19:33That was my grandma's

00:19:34She taught me to type on that one

00:19:36Yeah and that was the desk where I would sit and write all my stories

00:19:39You know maybe this is a message from her to get you to start writing again

00:19:43I wish she'd sent that message to my former agent or publisher or two

00:19:48I spent most of my twenties trying to make a career out of writing stories

00:19:52But it just wasn't meant to be

00:19:53Maybe it's best this chapter of my life is left up here

00:19:57Just a beautiful childhood memory

00:19:59This was your dream

00:20:00Yeah but when your dream is just collecting dust in a box

00:20:04It's time to pack it up and move on

00:20:09Alright we gotta get busy

00:20:10We have an HOA meeting to plan

00:20:12We have some serious bylaws to propose

00:20:14I am going to mobilize the ladies of the activities committee

00:20:17And if you could coordinate with Ned about a venue

00:20:19On it

00:20:19Thank you

00:20:32Oh Jared

00:20:38Thanks for the inspiration Graham

00:20:41We'll make you proud

00:20:47Alright evergreen ladies

00:20:48This may come as a very big surprise

00:20:50But in honor of my sweet grandma Melrose

00:20:53I want to help bring back Halloween in a big way

00:20:56So let's get a good old fashioned brainstorm going on the thread

00:20:59Traditions old and new

00:21:00All ideas welcome fire them off

00:21:02And as gram gram would say

00:21:04Mount up

00:21:07Come on honey let's go

00:21:09Ned's hosting and you know he needs a good 36 hour advance notice

00:21:12To DM us the place

00:21:13Coming sweetheart

00:21:18I thought we agreed after the last time that we weren't going to hold the HOA meetings

00:21:22At Ned's anymore

00:21:23I mean he served expired military rations

00:21:26I think we should have a potluck

00:21:28Well then we're going to need a lot of luck because Susie's funeral potatoes almost killed me

00:21:32I'm impressed you really upped your game here

00:21:35What is the queen coming?

00:21:36Nothing says royalty like charcuterie

00:21:38I've got the donuts

00:21:39Gips on the creepy crudler

00:21:41Ned don't push me on the pastries

00:21:44You can't have a creepy crudler because they don't exist

00:21:47Wait there are only crullers?

00:21:50No donuts?

00:21:51I know how popular they are so I made them all crullers

00:21:54I'm sorry what did you say?

00:21:55Crullers?

00:21:56I said crullers

00:21:57That's what I thought

00:21:58Thank you Belinda

00:21:59At least you won't embarrass yourself leg wrestling Bob for one of them

00:22:03I would have one if he let me wear my orthotic sneakers

00:22:06It was barefoot or bust in my day

00:22:08That's because they hadn't invented shoes yet

00:22:11So what's the tea fam?

00:22:14Are the new neighbors going to show up today?

00:22:17If they do I'm sure it'll be in a puff of smoke or on broom back

00:22:20I swear those two are witches

00:22:22Have you ever heard that Luna speak?

00:22:24Every word she says sounds like she's casting a spell

00:22:27So spooky

00:22:28Yeah

00:22:29They've been invited as per Jared in the Prima Conventus Clause of 94

00:22:33I've heard that Marvin is a mortgage banker by day

00:22:37And moonlights as an undertaker just for kicks

00:22:41I don't know what they called them in the 19th century

00:22:44But today we call them morticians

00:22:46And where did you hear that from anyway?

00:22:48I'll give you a hint

00:22:49He wears a singlet for underwear

00:22:51And he believes that pro wrestling is real

00:22:55If a masked man gave you the tombstone pile driver

00:22:59At a Waffle House outside of Galveston

00:23:01I assure you, you would know just how real it is

00:23:05I can see that your ongoing litigation with the undertaker hasn't been resolved

00:23:09That doesn't mean that Marvin works in a mortuary for fun

00:23:13Think about it

00:23:13The initials M. Balmer

00:23:16M. Balmer!

00:23:18What kind of a cruel joke were his parents playing?

00:23:20Worst part is I'm M. Balmer V

00:23:23So that's five generations of being bullied in middle school

00:23:26But no, I am not a mortician for fun or professionally

00:23:29Just want to clear that up from the jump

00:23:31Sorry, didn't mean to be rude

00:23:32Not offended in the least

00:23:33Round about the cauldron girl in the poison entrails throat

00:23:38Not the poison in the entrails

00:23:41Yes

00:23:41And while we're at it, my wife is not a witch

00:23:44Exactly what a witch would say

00:23:46Dibs on the ruby slippers

00:23:47Round about the cauldron go in the poison entrails throat

00:23:52Yes

00:23:55Oh, sorry

00:23:57You guys must think I'm crazy

00:23:58I just got cast in Macbeth at the castle theatre

00:24:01Oh

00:24:01She's gonna be witch number one

00:24:02Yeah, that's sort of a dream role for me

00:24:04Your dream role is witch number one?

00:24:07Yeah, because witch number two was already cast

00:24:09Ah

00:24:10Marvin and I are English professors at UVU and total Shakespeare buffs

00:24:14What light through yonder window breaks

00:24:16Tis our new neighbors and Halloween is their sun

00:24:20I see we have a fellow Shakespearean among us

00:24:22Just got my bard card renewed a fortnight ago

00:24:25Huzzah!

00:24:27Here we go

00:24:28And your lawn display is amazing, B.T. Dubs

00:24:31An homage to the great tragedies

00:24:34Shakespeare was the father of the modern horror genre

00:24:36Thou speaketh truth

00:24:38Aye

00:24:39All right, at last

00:24:41I hate to break up this fun little drama camp we've got going on here

00:24:46But this is Evergreen Lane, not the Globe Theatre

00:24:49And our HOA president would never allow this level of theatrics

00:24:58Ladies and gentlemen of the HOA, for the first time ever we present

00:25:07To your master stations, boo!

00:25:12Boo!

00:25:15I got the cranners

00:25:17It's pronounced cruller!

00:25:23Ladies and gentlemen, I do apologize for this late start

00:25:26I was unaware of the potency of indoor smoke bombs

00:25:29You could've just borrowed my Bulgarian fog condenser, but... whatever

00:25:33Noted

00:25:34Thank you

00:25:35I'm sure you're all wondering why we called this last minute meeting

00:25:38No, not really

00:25:39Emily emailed us all an itinerary last night

00:25:42Great, well, I'm sure you're all wondering why the change of heart then

00:25:45No, Emily sent us a very inspirational voice memo explaining everything

00:25:50Did she now?

00:25:52It's great

00:25:52Well, I guess I'm not sure what I'm doing here

00:25:54Other than just looking pretty fly in my vintage J-press suit

00:25:57You look great, babe

00:25:58Do you want me to take this?

00:25:59Please, please

00:26:00All right, everyone

00:26:01Per addendum B, subparagraph C of the HOA handbook

00:26:05The head of the activities committee

00:26:08Has the right and obligation to propose and uphold traditions new and old

00:26:13Love it when you speak by law

00:26:15I learn from the best

00:26:16Wow

00:26:16You two really took that to become one homily to heart

00:26:19Oh, thank you so much, Pamela

00:26:20That's so sweet

00:26:21Okay, please stop

00:26:22So, I took the committee's feedback

00:26:24I ran it by Mr. President here

00:26:26And we have decided to turn Evergreen Lane into...

00:26:33Ever-Scream Lane!

00:26:35Whoa!

00:26:36We have taken the traditions of yesteryear combined with the zeitgeist of current day

00:26:41To bring this spooky season to life in a new and thrilling way

00:26:44Whoa!

00:26:46Inspired by the boldness of the Balmers, each household will be required to create a Halloween lawn display to bring

00:26:53the spirit of this holiday to life

00:26:55You have one week to get your displays together, or there will be consequences

00:27:00I mean, it'll be like, you know, a citation or community service hours

00:27:04But do not tempt me, for I have fresh citation pads

00:27:08There will be daily activities leading up to Halloween, such as a pumpkin painting contest

00:27:13Painting?

00:27:14Why don't we just carve those puppies?

00:27:17Because, Ned, pumpkin guts are gross, they're stringy, they're slimy, no

00:27:20But it's very visceral for me

00:27:22Okay, please, Ned, we don't have time for your sensory obsession

00:27:26Touch your corduroys

00:27:27Thank you, Pamela

00:27:28You're gonna be thrilled to know that there will be a beastly fake-off

00:27:31Yes!

00:27:32Ha-ha!

00:27:33Oh my gosh!

00:27:34I could be Ghoulia Child

00:27:37With spooky sweaters

00:27:39And just how we do a toy drive at Christmas

00:27:41We will be doing a charity food drive

00:27:43But

00:27:43Da-da-da-da

00:27:44To top it all off

00:27:47Sorry, okay, Jared really wanted to do this part, so good

00:27:50Thank you so much, honey

00:27:51And to top it all off on All Hallows' Eve

00:27:54October 31st, Halloween

00:27:55After the tricks have been played

00:27:58After the treats have been treated

00:28:00We will have a cul-de-sac carnival costume competition

00:28:06To bring that creativity to life

00:28:08Are there any rules to who we can or cannot impersonate?

00:28:13No more foreign dignitaries, we do not need the FBI here again

00:28:15Yes, Ned, please keep all costumes within the parameters of HOA guidelines

00:28:19And in accordance with state and federal laws

00:28:21Tricky

00:28:21But not impossible

00:28:23In light of all this, we have something we'd like to propose

00:28:26That is, if we can't invoke Addendum 3 of the party protocol

00:28:29Oh, well, invoke away, please

00:28:30I know you already have the food drive planned

00:28:33But

00:28:33Every year we do a big spooky alley in our front yard

00:28:37We go all out to raise money for the children's hospital

00:28:40As a young girl, I was treated there

00:28:42And they saved my life

00:28:44So we try to do everything we can to give back

00:28:47That's amazing

00:28:48I mean, double the charity

00:28:49I love it

00:28:50I really love it

00:28:50Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

00:28:53How spooky are we talking?

00:28:55Say like a 5 or a 6 on the Nosferatu meter?

00:28:58Well, we hit a 7.5 once

00:29:00No, no

00:29:017.5?

00:29:02But that was close to Y2K

00:29:04So all sorts of things were happening

00:29:05That won't happen again

00:29:09I mean, it's within public

00:29:11I think we need to

00:29:12Okay, I'm not opposed to it

00:29:13As long as we remember this is for the kids

00:29:15So we have to keep the scare factor to a 5 or below

00:29:17Yeah, of course

00:29:18Should we just take a vote?

00:29:20I think we have to

00:29:21I mean, that's part of the bible

00:29:22Yeah, that settles it

00:29:23I'll pass out some ballots

00:29:24And we can decide if this neighborhood is ready to come together

00:29:28To face our biggest fears this Halloween

00:29:31I've already faced my greatest fear

00:29:33A hot yoga class taught by Ned

00:29:35It's free on Thursdays

00:29:37Oh, it might be free

00:29:38But you will pay dearly

00:29:40Trust me

00:29:41Now take me off your MailChimp

00:29:48Halloween is back, baby

00:29:50Okay

00:29:51I hope pumpkin spiced your latte

00:29:53I'm just so excited

00:29:54The vote was unanimous

00:29:56Everyone loved my Halloween plans

00:29:58And then our new neighbors had this amazing idea to do this outdoor spooky

00:30:01Alley

00:30:01And it's gonna raise money for the children's hospital

00:30:03First lady of Ever Scream Lane

00:30:05You're really taking charge

00:30:06Carving up the HOA handbook

00:30:09How's Jared doing with all this?

00:30:10At first, it was really hard for him to transition his mind to a new holiday

00:30:14Kind of like he's cheating on Christmas

00:30:15Right

00:30:15But now that he's in it, he's doubling down

00:30:18It's like Kevin in K-pop

00:30:19This is new

00:30:20I played one song for him

00:30:21One time he totally made fun of me

00:30:23The next day, it was all he was listening to

00:30:24He's basically made it his whole personality

00:30:26Same thing with Jared

00:30:27He's been driving all the way to Provo

00:30:29To go to this tailor-made costume store almost every day

00:30:32You are in it

00:30:33We are

00:30:33But it is just a lot to balance with work

00:30:35I feel like I'm kinda just going through the motions

00:30:38I mean, I'm doing a good job

00:30:39But it's just

00:30:40It's not fulfilling

00:30:41Welcome to most of America

00:30:42I think it's just, you know

00:30:43The wedding and the honeymoon

00:30:45It was so perfect

00:30:46I just wanted to relive it

00:30:47Well, the honeymoon phase is great

00:30:48But the real joy of marriage is the journey that lies ahead

00:30:53I love that

00:30:54Speaking of

00:30:55I have to get that little journey to piano lessons

00:30:58Honey, wanna wrap up that book you're reading?

00:31:00We gotta get going

00:31:00All done

00:31:01I finished the whole series actually

00:31:03Do you have any more?

00:31:04Oh

00:31:04I didn't even realize Jared had brought that box down from the attic

00:31:08No, I only wrote the seven

00:31:10Seven?

00:31:11How come I only knew about one?

00:31:12After my agent didn't get any bites on the first one

00:31:15She dropped me like a T-Swift album

00:31:17Didn't really make sense to continue

00:31:19I really like the different aliens

00:31:20Zolt is so funny

00:31:22Really?

00:31:23What was your favorite part?

00:31:24Probably when the hover wagon was broken

00:31:26And Zolt was the only one who could fix it

00:31:28Because of the combo wrench his dad gave him

00:31:30Wow

00:31:31He really did read it

00:31:32Yep

00:31:33Let me know if you write any more

00:31:35Thanks, Nicole

00:31:36I will

00:31:51Oh, cute costume

00:31:52You look adorable

00:31:55So cute

00:31:58You shall not pass

00:32:03Lie, you fools

00:32:05Boo

00:32:05Which of us?

00:32:06What are you...

00:32:07What are you doing here?

00:32:08I've been trying to ask you the same question

00:32:09But someone I know doesn't answer their phone for the last two hours

00:32:11I'm sorry, the store's a bit of a dead zone

00:32:14Didn't you see the sign?

00:32:16Jared, that says undead zone

00:32:18It's just a clever sign to sell zombie paraphernalia

00:32:21I love this store

00:32:22Clearly

00:32:23You've been coming here every day since we jumped on this haunted hayride

00:32:25I just want to feel inspired

00:32:27You know, we have a costume contest coming up

00:32:29No, no, no

00:32:30We're doing Phantom of the Opera

00:32:31We're singing the duet

00:32:31Yeah, um

00:32:33I wanted to talk to you about that

00:32:35Jared, you know I don't do harmony

00:32:36What if I did the contest...

00:32:40Alone?

00:32:43Oh...

00:32:44Okay

00:32:45Is that fine?

00:32:46Yeah, I mean, I...

00:32:47I don't know what to say, but...

00:32:49Honest reaction

00:32:50Go

00:32:52It's fine

00:32:52Of course it's fine

00:32:53Yeah, we have been doing a lot of stuff together lately

00:32:55And maybe...

00:32:56Maybe we should do some things on our own

00:32:59Okay

00:33:00So you're not annoyed

00:33:01I'm only annoyed that now I have to figure out what I'm doing

00:33:03Whatever it is, I'm sure it's going to be epic

00:33:05Epic

00:33:06Speaking of epic, we should discuss lawn display ASAP

00:33:09Now...

00:33:10What are you thinking?

00:33:11Evil battling robots?

00:33:12Zombie apocalypse?

00:33:13No, no, no

00:33:14This is what I wanted to tell you

00:33:16I think I have found the perfect thing

00:33:23I'm confused, I thought we were working on the lawn display

00:33:25Look around

00:33:26What does this remind you of?

00:33:28Mainly the fact that I missed lunch and I'm starving and I want to eat the entire store

00:33:31No, think about it

00:33:32Last Halloween with Grandma

00:33:33Yeah

00:33:35Hansel and Gretel

00:33:36The witch's gingerbread house

00:33:37What's more Halloween than Grimm's fairy tale?

00:33:40And it's the perfect way to honor Grandma

00:33:42I'm gonna get to work on the blueprints immediately

00:33:44We don't have time for blueprints

00:33:45Once we build the witch's house, it'll be the perfect hiding spot for yard yelping

00:33:48Jared!

00:33:49Yes!

00:33:49No, I didn't think you were into yard yelping

00:33:52I'm not!

00:33:54I'm not!

00:33:57But if I was, I would be like the Daniel Day-Lewis of it

00:34:00You know I hate when people do that

00:34:03Ashley Nashford still haunts my dreams twenty years later

00:34:07I could see her in that scarecrow makeup, she's lurking about

00:34:10Oh, it's horrible

00:34:11Horrible

00:34:12Well then, why would you vote to protect yard yelping on the new HOA protocol?

00:34:16Because like it or not, it is a tradition

00:34:18And traditions are important

00:34:19But that's why I added the regulation to reduce the scare factor

00:34:23That way, every screen lane is a Halloween destination for all, young and old

00:34:26So impressive

00:34:27I just really want this to be next level

00:34:29And it's going to be

00:34:30Everyone can see it

00:34:32Thanks

00:34:34You know, though, speaking of Ashlyn

00:34:35Doesn't she host Wake Up Utah on Channel 6?

00:34:38Yes

00:34:39Her mom and mine stayed friends after they moved

00:34:42She mentions it every time she's on TV

00:34:44Do you think she could put me in contact with her?

00:34:46Maybe they could do a story about what we're up to this year

00:34:49Sure, but aren't you guys, like, frenemies?

00:34:52Well, I mean, we were, but maybe it was a long time ago

00:34:55And if it could help bring people to the carnival, that would be great

00:34:58I mean, our neighborhood isn't exactly known as a Halloween destination

00:35:01So if we want to raise some serious money for Children's Hospital

00:35:04I do think it's worth a try

00:35:06I like where your head's at

00:35:07Cheers

00:35:07Where's your stomach at?

00:35:08Because I'm starving

00:35:09Excuse me

00:35:10Can we get a dozen patries to go?

00:35:12And, uh, one is German chocolate cookies

00:35:14And, uh, oh, threw in two Honeyboys

00:35:17Excuse me, could I see this, please?

00:35:18It's orange

00:35:20Ooh, they clear

00:35:21Two, they clear

00:35:28Careful, Bob, I don't want to fall down

00:35:30He's a werewolf

00:35:31Why would he be wearing a ball gown?

00:35:33Let's judge this guy up

00:35:35Careful, that could be flammable

00:35:36Trust me, I know

00:35:40Jared, slow down!

00:35:42Looking good, Belinda

00:35:43Thanks, Boo

00:35:46Did you just call Ned your boo?

00:35:48No, I-I was just trying to scare him

00:35:50Boo, did I scare you?

00:35:52Right out of my socks, girl

00:35:55Hey, Jared, help me put the nails in my coffin?

00:35:59Gladly

00:36:05Smile, you two

00:36:10Oh, what a couple of handsomes you are

00:36:13Ah!

00:36:14Oh, my goodness

00:36:15Oh!

00:36:16Oh, your clown

00:36:17You need some ice on this

00:36:18Jared!

00:36:19A little help!

00:36:21Yeah, I got you

00:36:21What do you clowns think you're doing?

00:36:23Ah, thank you

00:36:25Yes

00:36:25Jared, it has been a real circus around here with these guys

00:36:28I swear, one of them is possessed

00:36:31You know, clowns freak a lot of people out, but not me

00:36:34I actually kinda like them

00:36:35Well, you are braver than I am

00:36:37You know, I'm gonna try to get these guys set up over there

00:36:40I mean, you've been working out

00:36:41Could you get that big clown stood up?

00:36:43Of course

00:36:44Anything, of course, Pamela

00:36:45Sure

00:36:47Boo!

00:36:48Ah!

00:36:50You just got yard-yelped

00:36:52Hard!

00:36:54You did, Jared

00:36:56You got me, Helen

00:36:57You got me good

00:36:58I thought you said clowns didn't scare you

00:37:01Hope we didn't scare you too bad

00:37:03Don't you ever apologize for a well-executed prank

00:37:06Jared is a big boy

00:37:07He can handle it

00:37:09That's right

00:37:09Oh look, Ned and Melinda are trying to prank you too

00:37:14Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

00:37:17Oh my gosh

00:37:18Jared?

00:37:19Jared, are you okay?

00:37:21What's happening to him, Mom?

00:37:22I don't know, sweetie

00:37:23Just go inside

00:37:25Yes, dear

00:37:26Whatever

00:37:27Looking good, Melinda

00:37:29Thanks, Boo

00:37:30Oh, I'm sorry

00:37:31Oh, here we go

00:37:32Oh

00:37:33Is that better?

00:37:35Yeah, that's better

00:37:37Jared, are you okay?

00:37:42I've seen Ned people

00:37:44Jared, don't do anything crazy

00:37:55Emily!

00:37:56Emily?

00:37:59Emily, where are you?

00:38:01I'm in the kitchen

00:38:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:38:05Is everything okay?

00:38:06No

00:38:06It's not okay

00:38:07We are in fact

00:38:08In a worst case scenario scenario

00:38:10Did you get rejected from the Santa Academy?

00:38:12What, did you hear something?

00:38:12No!

00:38:13It's worse than that!

00:38:13How is that even possible?

00:38:14It's Ned

00:38:15Did he steal your devil sticks?

00:38:16What? No, where are those, by the way?

00:38:18It's so odd

00:38:19Maybe they'll show up

00:38:20It's so bad I don't even want to say it out loud

00:38:21Okay, is he going through like a flat earth phase again?

00:38:24It's worse than that!

00:38:24Okay, you're killing me, Smalls, spit it out!

00:38:26Ned

00:38:27Is dating

00:38:28My mom

00:38:31Oh no

00:38:36I don't care what he says

00:38:37I refuse to call him dad

00:38:39You might be getting ahead of yourself here

00:38:40You don't know how serious it is yet

00:38:42Whatever it was

00:38:43It definitely was not in the friend zone

00:38:45Do they know that you saw them flirting?

00:38:46No, and I'll never say a word

00:38:48Because when it raced from my memory

00:38:49Every time I close my eyes

00:38:51I can just see the way they were looking at each other

00:38:53Just focused and intense

00:38:56Like there was no one else in the cul-de-sac

00:38:57That actually sounds kind of sweet

00:38:58The man pours pickle brine in his shredded wheat

00:39:01There's nothing sweet about him

00:39:06I have to tell Pamela not to tell anyone

00:39:07She saw too?

00:39:08Is that bad?

00:39:09That's not good

00:39:10Is she going to tell everyone?

00:39:11That tea's probably too hot for her not to spill

00:39:13We have to stop this

00:39:13I get that you're upset

00:39:14But you've got to remember they're adults

00:39:15And Ned is Ned

00:39:17And maybe that's what your mom wants

00:39:18Or maybe she's onto a spell

00:39:20Didn't you say that he studied hypnosis in Vienna?

00:39:23Jared, you have to talk to her

00:39:25Ask her how she's feeling

00:39:26She's obviously worried

00:39:28And that's why she's hiding it from you

00:39:29So tell her it's safe for her to talk to you about it

00:39:32Oh, at this point

00:39:32I don't know if it is

00:39:33Great

00:39:34Okay, why don't you just take a breath

00:39:36I can go work on the gingerbread house

00:39:37I'm sure there's some gumdrops that need to be gummed

00:39:38Or some candy that needs to be caned

00:39:40What?

00:39:41There's no candy canes at Halloween

00:39:43Jared, just eat your pie

00:39:45For you, I will

00:39:45Needs more sprinkles

00:39:48That looks good

00:39:50When did you do this?

00:39:52I've been wrapped up with all this Ned knot

00:39:53Not since I even noticed this

00:39:54What are you doing over here?

00:39:56Jess was over here with Nicole the other day

00:39:58And she read all of those books that you had brought down from the attic

00:40:00And she really loved them

00:40:02And it just kind of inspired me to pick it up again

00:40:04You totally should

00:40:05It's very casual

00:40:06Just the neighborhood had inspired an idea

00:40:08And it just, you know, just started sketching some things out

00:40:10Sketch away, my love

00:40:12Looks great

00:40:13You're so talented

00:40:14Thank you, that means

00:40:15I love you

00:40:17Oh my goodness, Ashlyn texting me back

00:40:19Oh nice, what'd she say?

00:40:21The Channel 6 News is coming to Everscreen Lane

00:40:24What?

00:40:28I'm gonna text the girls

00:40:36What happened there, Graham?

00:40:38How'd you go all ski-wampus on me again?

00:40:43Yeah

00:40:47Everything's looking really good around here

00:40:50And...

00:40:53I'm writing again

00:40:55I mean, I'm not getting too excited just because of what happened last time

00:40:58But I am having so much fun

00:41:01And that's enough for me right now

00:41:04Anyway, it's turning into the picture-perfect holiday

00:41:06And...

00:41:08It just feels like everything's come full circle

00:41:13I only wish you were here to see it

00:41:17Love you

00:41:18Good night

00:41:26I'm Ashlyn Ashworth and welcome to Wake Up Utah

00:41:29We are here on Evergreen Lane

00:41:31Or should I say Ever-Scream Lane

00:41:33A neighborhood that is usually known for Christmas

00:41:36Has traded its cheer for fear this spooky season

00:41:40When we come back, we will join them

00:41:42As they kick off the much-anticipated

00:41:44Neighborhood Pumpkin Painting Contest

00:41:46A tradition that has been squashed for over 25 years

00:41:51I nailed that, right?

00:41:53Hey, is it a bad time?

00:41:54No, not at all

00:41:55We're on commercial

00:41:56It is great to see you, Emily

00:41:58Good to see you, too

00:41:58Thank you so much for coming

00:42:00Oh, are you serious?

00:42:01I had to see this for myself

00:42:01I still can't believe that you were behind all of this

00:42:05We used to live here

00:42:05You know how festive we get

00:42:06For Christmas, sure

00:42:08But ever since you got so scared by my scarecrow prank

00:42:11This entire neighborhood turned into a ghost town on Halloween, remember?

00:42:15Oh, that is good

00:42:16Hey, write that down

00:42:17Oh, I remember

00:42:18And so does my therapist, trust me

00:42:20Come on, it wasn't that bad

00:42:22I mean, your friend Jeremy was there

00:42:23And he didn't seem too scared

00:42:24Jared

00:42:25Who?

00:42:26Me

00:42:26Jared Farnsworth

00:42:27Oh, I'm so sorry

00:42:29I meet a lot of people

00:42:30No, no, it's okay

00:42:31I was with her the night that you yard-yelped us

00:42:34Dress as handsome

00:42:35You know, we were in Miss Thornock's homeroom together

00:42:37Super skinny legs

00:42:38Always wanted to play the MASH game with us

00:42:40Super nerdy

00:42:40That's fun to hear

00:42:41Oh, yeah, big dorky glasses

00:42:44And he would always rig the MASH game to end up with you

00:42:46I was like, hello

00:42:48Well, I guess he got his wish

00:42:50Yeah

00:42:51Because we got married last month

00:42:52That's amazing

00:42:54Seriously, congrats you two

00:42:55Thank you

00:42:55And thank you so much for doing this segment

00:42:57It's really exciting

00:42:58As HOA president, we really appreciate the exposure

00:43:01To show how far we've come since we celebrated Halloween on this level

00:43:05Of course

00:43:05Do you want me to interview you two?

00:43:07No

00:43:07Yes

00:43:08I just was thinking we should keep it about the neighbor

00:43:11You know?

00:43:11Totally

00:43:12Okay, well, we're about to be back

00:43:13So I can catch up with you guys later

00:43:15Yeah, girl, do your thing

00:43:17Okay

00:43:18Uh, Ty?

00:43:19Let's move

00:43:19Let's go get more coverage

00:43:21Do your thing, girl?

00:43:22What was that?

00:43:23I don't know

00:43:23I mean, I get around her and I turn into plastic

00:43:25That is the least of my concerns right now

00:43:27I mean, look

00:43:27Ned is at the table with my mom

00:43:29They're on a team

00:43:30Relax

00:43:31How am I supposed to relax?

00:43:32It's Ned

00:43:33And how do you feel about the Halloween traditions coming back to life?

00:43:36It's simply gorgeous

00:43:38Did you see what I did there?

00:43:40Gord

00:43:41Gordages

00:43:42That is a good one

00:43:43Did you just come up with that?

00:43:44That's been ripening on the vine for years

00:43:47Don't make me put you down for now, Bob

00:43:49When you're known for only Christmas, you don't have the opportunity to show your range

00:43:53Most people know that I have a doctorate in arts and crafts

00:43:57But what they don't know is that I did a study abroad in the Atacama region of northern Chile

00:44:03Which is the pumpkin capital of South America

00:44:05Basically, I have forgotten more about these babies than most people will learn in a lifetime

00:44:11I'm about to PH destroy the competition, if you know what I mean

00:44:15Do you know what I mean?

00:44:17I think I do

00:44:18How would you describe your neighbors?

00:44:20Intense

00:44:20In a good way

00:44:21Like Benedict from Much Ado About Nothing

00:44:23Well, I'd say a little more like Catherine from Taming it

00:44:26True

00:44:26She's more like Rosalyn

00:44:27Well, no, I mean, I know you love Rosalyn

00:44:29Might as well talk about Tartuffe

00:44:30I'm excited to use the pointillism technique my mom taught me

00:44:33I think it really captures the essence of the holiday without being too on the nose

00:44:37I've gone for more of a cubist approach

00:44:39Using shapes to really represent the surreal nature of what Halloween represents

00:44:43Look at those couple goals, adorable

00:44:45I can't even enjoy this right now

00:44:46I'm far too upset

00:44:47Honey, I want you to try to stay calm

00:44:49Look at the wise

00:44:51Look at the wise

00:44:52That's something you only say under extreme duress

00:44:55Deep breaths

00:44:55Ty, for this one I'd love to get a nice in-camera zoom

00:44:58As you can see, not everyone dressed up for the painting contest

00:45:02I guess some of us just care more

00:45:07Now, Ty, go white! Go white!

00:45:12Hain with us!

00:45:15Fun fact, the first jack-o-lanterns were made from turnips

00:45:20Or large potatoes

00:45:21It stemmed from the Celtic Samhain festival in Ireland

00:45:24Which some people pronounce Samhain

00:45:26Yeah

00:45:27They were believed to ward off evil spirits lurking about

00:45:31Oh

00:45:32But today

00:45:33There's a much more jocular meaning to it

00:45:36And dare I say

00:45:37Romantic

00:45:38Oh, romantic in what way?

00:45:40Take our pumpkins for example

00:45:42Oh, Romeo and Juliet

00:45:44Correct

00:45:45We are nearing noontide

00:45:47So the lighting is not correct for this

00:45:50But could you imagine

00:45:52What this street would look like at night?

00:45:56And with these pumpkins carved and lit

00:45:58As they should have been done

00:46:00Come eventide

00:46:02These star-crossed lovers

00:46:05Will surely light up the autumnal sky

00:46:08Oh dear

00:46:10Edgar James Broadhead

00:46:13Step away from my mama

00:46:17I most certainly will not

00:46:19Jared, sweetie

00:46:20You know what?

00:46:21Let's just take a minute and talk about this

00:46:24That's a great idea, Belinda

00:46:25You know what?

00:46:25Why don't we turn off the cameras for a second

00:46:27And we can discuss this

00:46:28How long has this been going on?

00:46:30Well, I can't speak for the lady

00:46:32But as for me

00:46:32Two Christmases ago

00:46:34The night you first took the throne in Santa's village

00:46:37Betrayed

00:46:38And in my own kingdom

00:46:41I will not allow you

00:46:42To defame the Farnsworth's name

00:46:44With your unwelcomed advances

00:46:45They are more than welcome

00:46:47Thank you very much

00:46:48Is that true?

00:46:51Truer than true north

00:46:52More absolute than absolute zero

00:47:01There you have it folks

00:47:03True love right here on live TV

00:47:15And just like that

00:47:17HOA President Jared Farnsworth

00:47:20Smashes a jack-o-lantern of love

00:47:22Begging the question

00:47:24Should this neighborhood

00:47:25Actually be called ever mean lane?

00:47:29That's enough Ashland

00:47:30Back to you Ted

00:47:32Back to you Ted

00:47:36As a childhood resident of the lane

00:47:38I know from experience

00:47:40How firm of a grip

00:47:41The homeowners association

00:47:43Has on its residents

00:47:44The intensity is simply too much for some

00:47:47Including my parents

00:47:48When asked

00:47:49HOA President Jared Farnsworth

00:47:52Refused to make a statement

00:47:53But his actions spoke much more than words

00:47:59Many Utahns would dream of living on Evergreen Lane

00:48:03But today felt more like a nightmare on Elm Street

00:48:06Oh come on

00:48:07That's just yellow journalism

00:48:08With a reputation like that

00:48:09I have a feeling

00:48:10The surrounding communities

00:48:11Will be frightened

00:48:12Away from the rest of the activities

00:48:14This Halloween

00:48:15Turn it off

00:48:16I'm Ashland Ashworth

00:48:18And this is

00:48:20Thank you for letting us use your house

00:48:21As a neutral holding zone

00:48:22While the deliberation occurs

00:48:23So sorry you had to see that

00:48:25I thought it was kind of exciting actually

00:48:27Ned Broadhead is dating my mother

00:48:29Do you understand the implications

00:48:31Behind that type of betrayal

00:48:33And you expect me to be concerned

00:48:34With anything else right now?

00:48:35I mean I don't know

00:48:35Left from right

00:48:36Up from down

00:48:36I don't know

00:48:37Diagnos right now

00:48:38I mean the man who lived next door to me

00:48:40My best man

00:48:41And the woman that gave birth to me

00:48:43She gave birth to me

00:48:45She did

00:48:45And I don't know what's happening right now

00:48:46I'm so confused

00:48:48Wait let's just put a hold on the existential crisis

00:48:50Until we hear what it is you have to do

00:48:52To make this right

00:48:52And I just hope they don't strip you

00:48:53Of your presidential powers

00:48:55They can do that?

00:48:56It's in the hands of the triumvirate of truth

00:48:58Is that from Star Wars?

00:49:00Oh don't let the name fool you

00:49:01It's just Mary Louise, Pam and Bob

00:49:02They meet at Swigalicious and Sugarhouse

00:49:04Don't belittle the system

00:49:05These are time proven protocols

00:49:07Emergency measures

00:49:08To bring balance to the bylaws

00:49:10Star Wars

00:49:11Who can forget the great Hayfield McAvoy debate of 91

00:49:14When a power grid dispute almost cancelled Christmas

00:49:17But lo

00:49:19Two humble HOA members stepped into the breach

00:49:22And created the Magna Carta of merriment

00:49:25Are you saying all this because you and I invented it?

00:49:27Can't I just be proud of our work?

00:49:29Yes but you don't make us sound humble

00:49:30Humble schmumble

00:49:31That's not a nice accusation

00:49:33Can we please make a good impression on the new neighbors?

00:49:36Honey do you think you'll ever forgive me?

00:49:39It's not my forgiveness you need right now

00:49:59The triumvirate of truth has reached a decision

00:50:02Do what must be done

00:50:05Jared Farnsworth

00:50:07Jared Farnsworth

00:50:07You have been charged with destruction of personal property

00:50:10And projecting a pumpkin in a pedestrian perimeter

00:50:13Not only did this impact the cleanliness of our curbs

00:50:16But it brought negative news coverage to the neighborhood

00:50:18Which in turn plummeted the projected property values

00:50:21By approximately 3%

00:50:23Hold my soda

00:50:26We know Ned to be neurotic

00:50:28And now is known to be necking with your next of kin

00:50:32However, we have reviewed the reasoning for your revolt

00:50:35And although we find the target of your treason to be tyrannical

00:50:40It cannot be tolerated

00:50:42In order to be forgiven

00:50:43You must fulfill the following

00:50:47I don't read Kirstie very well

00:50:49I'm sorry, Bob

00:50:50I don't know hieroglyphics

00:50:53I'll paraphrase

00:50:55Your powers will be temporarily suspended and given to Emily

00:50:59Until you make things right

00:51:01Emotions are running really high right now

00:51:03And we think you need to sit down with Ned

00:51:05And talk it over, man to man

00:51:07You ruined it, Bob

00:51:08You took away all of my alliteration and flair

00:51:10I got you, girl

00:51:11Basically, you better buy the old buck a beer

00:51:16I accept the triumvirate's decision

00:51:20I'm sorry, hold on

00:51:21Look, I'm all for you making good with Ned

00:51:24I mean, you can go out on your mandate

00:51:25You can bro it up all you want

00:51:27But as your interim president

00:51:29I have a mandate of my own

00:51:31What do you think?

00:51:32Before you go out with your bro

00:51:35I think Belinda deserves a one-on-one conversation of her own

00:51:37Don't you?

00:51:39I concur, Madam President

00:51:40Thank you

00:51:41I'm so embarrassed

00:51:42We had so much soda

00:51:43I-I can't believe that we never thought of her

00:51:46I blame the firm psychological grip of the patriarchy

00:51:49My bad

00:51:50It's okay

00:51:51I've got my traveling quill

00:51:52All right?

00:51:53I'll just add this to the bottom of the parchment

00:51:55Okay?

00:51:56Men

00:51:57Do not tell book club about this

00:52:01Mmm

00:52:02Yum

00:52:16Pink ring?

00:52:17Oh yes, thank you

00:52:19You're delicious

00:52:21You know, you didn't have to spring for the Queen Victoria package

00:52:24I-I know, I would-I wanted to

00:52:28I know you've always wanted to have tea with a daughter

00:52:30But, you know, there are no rules about having it with a son

00:52:33I appreciate it

00:52:34But it's me

00:52:36We-we can just talk

00:52:40Okay

00:52:42Then I will start by apologizing

00:52:45Emily reminded me that we're all adults here and

00:52:49I sure wasn't acting like one

00:52:51Neither did I

00:52:52I-I could have told you

00:52:54I should have told you when I first started catching feelings but

00:52:58It took me a while to realize what was happening

00:53:03So are-

00:53:04Are you in that like-

00:53:08I don't-I don't know how to define it exactly

00:53:12According to Mary Louise, the kids would say, we're talking

00:53:17Talking?

00:53:18What does that mean?

00:53:20First of all, how does an 80-year-old woman know what the lingo is?

00:53:27Mom, the real question is, are-are you happy?

00:53:30I find myself smiling every day

00:53:33That Ned is a real Rizzler

00:53:37Rizzler?

00:53:38Love that for you

00:53:40I think

00:53:40Your father's been gone for so long that I-I kinda forgot what it felt like to be seen in

00:53:46that way

00:53:46And I never expected to feel that way about Ned

00:53:49But something about him has changed

00:53:52And I love the way his eyes light up when he sees me

00:53:56Or when he listens to me talk

00:53:59And I know he's one tall glass of some self-distilled spirit

00:54:04But he gets me and oh, when he kisses me-

00:54:08Oh, you can stop there

00:54:08I get the picture

00:54:11Oh boy

00:54:13I think it just caught me by surprise

00:54:15You know, I-Ned and I haven't always gotten along

00:54:18And he's the strangest man I've ever met

00:54:24But you know I love the guy

00:54:25I know you do

00:54:26And honestly, it's still early with us

00:54:29I don't know what's gonna happen

00:54:30But it means so much to me to know that I have your support

00:54:34Absolutely

00:54:35I love you, son

00:54:36I love you too

00:54:39But if you call Ned the Rizzler ever again

00:54:42I've changed my mind

00:54:47So when did you first know?

00:54:50Uh, Christmas Eve

00:54:53Uh, the year Emily came back

00:54:56Your mother joined me outside for a mug of hot bourbon cider

00:55:01It was so dark

00:55:03I could just see the moon on her hair

00:55:06And we started talking about our favorite stars

00:55:11You know, I could not narrow it down to one star

00:55:13But I do have a favorite nebula

00:55:15Of course, because everyone knows that

00:55:17So, I was born

00:55:19May 1st

00:55:21Yes, which makes me a-

00:55:23Please land your plane

00:55:24A Taurus

00:55:26Taurus

00:55:26Ugh

00:55:28Which means

00:55:29My favorite is going to be the Crab Nebula

00:55:32Otherwise known as NGC 1952

00:55:35Sure, everyone knows that

00:55:37Yes

00:55:37But what I didn't know

00:55:39Was your mother's favorite star is

00:55:42Astrea

00:55:43North Star

00:55:44You didn't know that at all

00:55:46I literally named the only star I could think of

00:55:49It's okay, not all of us are astrophiles

00:55:51But those of us who are

00:55:52Know that it is located in the constellation

00:55:56Of Taurus

00:55:57And then

00:55:58Your mother tells me that

00:56:00Astrea

00:56:00Is really

00:56:01A very famous Greek nymph

00:56:04How about I stop you right there?

00:56:05It's gonna be enough mythology for one evening

00:56:08No, really

00:56:08You should google the story and read it later

00:56:10It's a scorcher

00:56:12I promise you I will not

00:56:13Okay

00:56:14But

00:56:15Do you want to ask you a favor?

00:56:17Yes, sir

00:56:18First

00:56:18Never use

00:56:20Nymph

00:56:20And my mother in the same sentence ever again

00:56:23That's a big ask

00:56:24I'm asking

00:56:25I'm gonna try

00:56:26Try really, really hard

00:56:28Yes, sir

00:56:29Also

00:56:31Please treat her well

00:56:34And please be honest with her

00:56:38I swear I'm the stars

00:56:39And you watch out for yourself too, Broadhead

00:56:42You hear me?

00:56:43Okay

00:56:43If she breaks your heart, don't come crying to me

00:56:45The game of love is high risk

00:56:47High reward

00:56:49I know what I'm playing

00:56:51I swear

00:56:53They're risking it all

00:57:01Do you wanna play some pool?

00:57:02I'll play billiards

00:57:03You can call whatever you want

00:57:04You're going down, Broadhead

00:57:06Yeah

00:57:06Sure

00:57:14Hey babe, what are you sitting up?

00:57:16I had an idea and it just keeps flowing

00:57:19I couldn't sleep

00:57:19How'd it go with Ned and Belinda?

00:57:32Yeah

00:57:32Wow

00:57:33That good, huh?

00:57:35Not my weeds

00:57:35Not my garden

00:57:37Well said

00:57:41I'm about to head to bed

00:57:42But should I wait up for you?

00:57:44No, I'm almost done here

00:57:46I was hoping maybe we could snuggle and watch a movie

00:57:49I was gonna make that happen

00:57:50What?

00:57:51Do not drop me, please

00:57:53Why would I drop you?

00:57:55What are you talking about?

00:57:59So by watch a movie, do you mean start a movie

00:58:02And then in 15 minutes you'll be asleep in my arm?

00:58:05Yeah, but first we could flirt a little, you know

00:58:08Laugh and cuddle while we try to find something to watch

00:58:11That actually sounds amazing

00:58:15It's my favorite thing in the whole world

00:58:19You know, the more I think about the Ashland situation

00:58:21I...

00:58:22The more I feel like maybe I should reach out

00:58:24And just try and clear the air

00:58:28It was me who embarrassed myself on regional TV

00:58:31No, honey, I'm not talking about Pumpkin Gate

00:58:33No

00:58:35Something she said on the broadcast

00:58:39Like maybe her family felt like they were pushed out of the neighborhood

00:58:44I mean, I know I can't change anything

00:58:45But I just...

00:58:47Would really love to extend a peace offering, you know?

00:58:51I mean, we're adults

00:58:52We shouldn't be...

00:58:53We shouldn't have this like weirdness from our childhood between us

00:58:59If that's the way you feel, I think you should definitely reach out

00:59:03Thanks, honey

00:59:03Mm-hmm

00:59:05Isn't it so nice to have someone you can say anything to at any time?

00:59:15That is the best definition of marriage I've ever heard

00:59:26Hey, thanks so much for agreeing to meet me

00:59:28Oh, of course

00:59:29I'm sorry I don't have more time

00:59:30I have just been so busy with the tapings

00:59:32And keeping up with my followers

00:59:34I've recorded seven cameos this week

00:59:35Oh my goodness, I'm gonna make it quick

00:59:38I, um...

00:59:39Don't worry about Mikayla, she has heard it all

00:59:40She is a bolt

00:59:43I just wanted to apologize

00:59:45For when we were younger

00:59:46I was the one that scared you, remember?

00:59:48I know, but what I really mean is after that

00:59:51I know the neighbors went into overdrive

00:59:53Trying to protect me after my grandmother passed

00:59:55And after the whole scarecrow thing

00:59:56And I just really hope that's not the reason your family decided to move away

01:00:01And after you moved, I thought you were angry at me

01:00:03I really did, I thought you were mad

01:00:05And I should've talked to you about it right then and there

01:00:07And instead I put up this wall

01:00:08And it wasn't because I didn't like you

01:00:10It was actually quite the opposite

01:00:12Come on, Emily, you nicknamed me Schlin Shady

01:00:14And that was totally unfair

01:00:15I mean, how were you supposed to know that I was gonna ask Buzz Oki to Sadie's?

01:00:18Everyone wanted to ask Buzz

01:00:19Ah, blue-eyed Buzz

01:00:21The truth is you were so cool and popular

01:00:23And I just loved what you did with the school announcements

01:00:25You never told me that

01:00:26Well, I should've

01:00:27They were clever and funny

01:00:28And everyone loved them

01:00:30And I mean, look, look where you are now

01:00:32Secretly, I kind of always wanted to volunteer to write the copy for the teleprompter

01:00:35Why didn't you say anything?

01:00:36I just never had the courage

01:00:38And I was embarrassed about how things ended between us when you moved

01:00:43I just wanna say I'm sorry that I let my own insecurities come between what could've been a really cool

01:00:47friendship

01:00:49We need Ashlyn and Studio C ASAP

01:00:52I'm so sorry, I have to run

01:00:54It's okay, talk later?

01:00:55Yeah, of course, go, go, go

01:00:56Thank you

01:00:57Oh, uh, here's a headshot

01:01:00For free

01:01:00Oh, thank you

01:01:01I'll see you soon

01:01:04That went well

01:01:07I can't believe you confronted the great and powerful Ashlyn

01:01:10Been bugging me for years, it felt so good to get it off my chest

01:01:13I mean, she didn't give me much of a reaction, but that's okay, it was worth it

01:01:16I gotta say, I'm proud of you on so many levels

01:01:18Oh, thank you

01:01:19Also, I think you're really onto something this year

01:01:21Those spider doodles look amazing

01:01:22They taste great, too

01:01:24I had three of them when Mom wasn't looking

01:01:26You're gonna call Marie

01:01:27You're gonna make yourself sick

01:01:28Come on, it's Halloween, isn't that the point?

01:01:30Fine, at least give me a bite then

01:01:33Mmm, those are amazing

01:01:36Thank you, I'm so glad

01:01:37But save some room for Pamela's

01:01:39Cause, you know, she is a shoo-in to win the contest

01:01:41No secret there

01:01:42I don't know

01:01:42I'm pretty much of a cookie expert at this point

01:01:45I think you have a chance

01:01:48Thanks

01:01:48I mean, we'll see

01:01:49I just do feel like the creative juices have been flowing, you know

01:01:52Since I started writing again

01:01:53Mmm

01:01:53I don't know, maybe some of that energy's been

01:01:55Absorbed into the baking as well

01:01:56I was gonna say there's something different about you

01:01:58I thought it was the honeymoon glow, but

01:02:00You got a little spark in ya

01:02:01I didn't realize how much I miss writing

01:02:03You know, like I've forgotten about the joy it brings me

01:02:06I think I thought copywriting was enough, but

01:02:08Maybe it's not

01:02:09Well, now you know

01:02:10At least you're back to doing something you love

01:02:12Yeah, exactly

01:02:13And even if it doesn't turn into something I do for money

01:02:15At least I know it's important to me

01:02:16It's exactly how I feel about the real housewives of Salt Lake City

01:02:19Oh, I wish they'd bring Monica back

01:02:20Right?

01:02:21She's the best part

01:02:21I was more intrigued by Jen's storyline

01:02:25They said I was a good mom, not a perfect mom

01:02:27I hope it's okay that we're a little late

01:02:29Let's hook up, sit up

01:02:30Thanks

01:02:30Oh, thank you so much for hosting

01:02:33Belinda was a little preoccupied this week, if you know what I mean

01:02:36Are you kidding?

01:02:37This is our idea of a housewarming party

01:02:39More like heartwarming

01:02:41Seriously, we have lived in a lot of places and never really felt like we fit in

01:02:45Until now

01:02:46Oh, well, I think if we looked into the cauldron

01:02:49We would see a lifetime of friendship ahead for us

01:02:54Look at our little angel

01:02:56All caught up in festive spirit

01:02:59True, I've never seen her so happy, but

01:03:01Our angel still can't compete with our devil crude cake

01:03:04Mmm, Albert, you little demon, you

01:03:07Come on, come on, just let me have a little taste

01:03:09Bob, not Yeti

01:03:11Oh, I have never been so in love

01:03:15Well, if you're so in love, go get me a drink

01:03:18I can't believe you would take palesthesia over echolocation

01:03:22I mean, if you lost your prefrontal cortex

01:03:24See, there you go again, trying to confuse me with your technical jargon

01:03:27I'm just saying, money aside, I would rather be Peter Parker than Bruce Wayne

01:03:30You are so wrong

01:03:31I'm not wrong

01:03:34Oh, Luna, wow

01:03:37The detail of your piping is amazing

01:03:41I applaud your efforts, I really do

01:03:44And this is your first cookie competition, is it?

01:03:47Yup, and I guess we'll have to see if a win is to be or not to be

01:03:51Oh, never heard that one before

01:03:53Either way, we're really hoping we can at least turn a few heads

01:03:57Oh, well, how very optimistic of you

01:04:00But alas, poor Yorick

01:04:03Once the judges take a bite of my chocolate chip chupacabras

01:04:06You're going to be heading home with a participation ribbon

01:04:09Pinned on your festive little sweater

01:04:16And that is what we call pre-game intimidation, Helen

01:04:19Take notes

01:04:21Shoot, they're pretty good, okay

01:04:22Come on, come on

01:04:25Are we ready?

01:04:29Welcome to the first beastly bake-off in more than 20 years

01:04:34We had a wickedly hard time judging the entries this year

01:04:38And I'm a little scared to announce the winner

01:04:41You should be scared, lover girl

01:04:43Because if I smell any netty boy nepotism, I will go nuclear

01:04:46I can assure you that outside of this year's amazing entries

01:04:51There has been no home cooking in the selection process

01:04:55Unlike Christmas rules, there is only one winner today

01:04:58No second or third place

01:05:00That's right, only room for one creature in this cavern, baby

01:05:03Okay, here we go

01:05:05And the winner is...

01:05:11For her cinnamon spider doodles, Emily Farton!

01:05:20There's no such thing as cruelers

01:05:22Pam?

01:05:23Pamela?

01:05:24No, no

01:05:25Pamela?

01:05:25Pamela, Pamela, Pamela

01:05:27Darling, Pamela, it's me

01:05:29It's Mary Louise

01:05:32Oh, Mary Louise, it's you

01:05:34Bob, it's you too

01:05:38You

01:05:38Oh, you guys

01:05:39I just...

01:05:39I just had the most horrible dream

01:05:42Oh, there were cookies

01:05:43And...

01:05:44And a witch

01:05:45And...

01:05:46And...

01:05:47And you were there

01:05:47And...

01:05:48And Belinda, you were there

01:05:49Oh, and Jared, you were there too

01:05:51And...

01:05:51And still were...

01:05:54You

01:05:55Easy

01:05:57Easy

01:05:58Easy

01:05:59We've already performed the awards audit

01:06:01I could confidently confirm that there was no tomfoolery

01:06:04She won fair and square

01:06:06But I...

01:06:07And she can't...

01:06:08How good she...

01:06:09She's never been able to cook anything in her life

01:06:12Pamela, if I had known how much this was going to upset you

01:06:14Or how you were going to react

01:06:15I would have just given up and let you in

01:06:16You and me both

01:06:17Where's my Helen?

01:06:19She's in her room, FaceTiming with her dad

01:06:21Thank you

01:06:23Sure

01:06:26Well...

01:06:26I don't know if it's a head injury or not

01:06:28But...

01:06:30I want to apologize

01:06:32To all of you

01:06:33Every year, I get so obsessed with winning

01:06:36That I let it become my identity

01:06:39But as I look around and see all of your faces

01:06:42I realize that I've already won

01:06:46Because I live on Evergreen Lane

01:06:49And there's no place like home

01:06:53You guys, I'm so sorry to interrupt this very sweet moment

01:06:56Then don't

01:06:57But I have news

01:06:59It looks like Channel 6 wants to come out

01:07:00And livestream the Carnival, Spooky Alley, and all

01:07:04Looks like we better haul out the Halloween

01:07:06Yes!

01:07:13Okay, everyone!

01:07:15Everyone!

01:07:16Thank you

01:07:16Thank you so much for coming on such short notice

01:07:19An opportunity has presented itself

01:07:22And I just had to share and bring it to a vote

01:07:24I got a text from Ashton Ashworth at Channel 6

01:07:27And it looks like they want to come back to the lane

01:07:30What about that smear piece she did about us?

01:07:33It wasn't exactly a smear

01:07:35Jared did go full Billy Corgan on those pumpkins

01:07:38He did

01:07:38I'm taking full responsibility for my actions

01:07:41Apparently it was great for ratings for the network

01:07:43And they want to come back and cover the Carnival and the Spooky Alley

01:07:45I think this could take our fundraiser to the next level

01:07:48I think we should do it guys

01:07:49They lived here like five minutes

01:07:50I'm just saying

01:07:51You know, we've been fundraising

01:07:53You know, it's for the kids

01:07:54But you know, it still seems really fishy to me

01:07:56I smell a conspiracy

01:07:57Can't risk any more bad press

01:07:59Guys, guys, guys, come on

01:08:01It's time to help a prez out

01:08:03Listen, when I had to relinquish my powers to my better half

01:08:06I realized something

01:08:08I realized that serving this community

01:08:10It's a privilege

01:08:12And I let my anger get the best of me

01:08:15And I was a very poor example of how our leaders should be

01:08:17Luckily, you guys cared about me enough to give me a second chance

01:08:21Now it's our chance

01:08:22To come together as a community and a neighborhood

01:08:25And celebrate in front of the entire state of Utah

01:08:28And a few select counties in Idaho, Wyoming, and Nevada

01:08:32Depending on local TV markets

01:08:34Yes, Ned

01:08:35Not important, but sure

01:08:37Yeah

01:08:38The point is

01:08:39It's time we back up our humble president

01:08:41And we show everyone what Halloween means to us

01:08:44What do you say?

01:08:45Are you in?

01:08:46Yeah, I'm in

01:08:47Ever scream on three

01:08:48One, two, three

01:08:49Ever scream!

01:08:55Oh, hey!

01:08:57Did you ever bob for apples?

01:08:58Oh, you better believe it

01:08:59Oh, well, we're on

01:09:00Here we go

01:09:01Well the class is moving

01:09:03But I keep on going

01:09:04Then I can't afford to look back down

01:09:07Is that why they call it bobbing for apples?

01:09:12Leave him alone

01:09:12It'll keep him busy till nighttime

01:09:14Smart

01:09:15Inflatables are not scary

01:09:16And if they get unplugged

01:09:18did you

01:09:19I mean, the illusion is ruined

01:09:21The idea is for the kids to have a good time, not send them home with night terrors.

01:09:25Look at this.

01:09:25This is horrifying.

01:09:26Okay, okay.

01:09:27We're going to mix her and also the animatronic Chucky doll.

01:09:30But I'm keeping the homemade Babadook.

01:09:31Oh, keep the Babadook.

01:09:32Babadook.

01:09:33Guys, I'm a little worried about the costume contest.

01:09:35We don't have any sign-ups.

01:09:36I mean, my parents are a given.

01:09:37Jared said he's preparing something.

01:09:39Other than that, it is slow.

01:09:40And I'm just worried we won't have a lot of foot traffic, you know, for the spooky alley.

01:09:43I just hope the rumors aren't true.

01:09:45What rumors?

01:09:45Oh, I don't like to gossip.

01:09:47Says the woman who invented the Avril Lavigne conspiracy.

01:09:50Oh, I have my reasons.

01:09:52And quite compelling evidence, I might add.

01:09:55I don't care about that.

01:09:56Belinda, tell me what you heard.

01:09:57Please spill it.

01:09:58Honey, you've got to go listen.

01:09:59I don't know what they've been talking about.

01:10:00I'm scared.

01:10:01We've been gone from us.

01:10:02I don't care if you're scared.

01:10:03Grab a couple cans of them.

01:10:04All right.

01:10:04You know Mary Louisa's hairdresser, Brittany Bateman?

01:10:07Girl can frost the top, and that's no rumor.

01:10:09Apparently, her sister-in-law, Heidi Birch, works out at Train Insane with none other than Ashlyn Ashworth.

01:10:16She said they're only covering the spooky alley for clickbait.

01:10:19What?

01:10:20Oh, I don't understand.

01:10:22She's hoping it's going to be a train wreck, like the pumpkin contest.

01:10:25What do you got?

01:10:25I got nothing.

01:10:26And after what she posted about Pamela from the Beastly Bake Off.

01:10:30How do you suppose she heard about that, do you reckon?

01:10:32I've kept in touch with her mother.

01:10:34I didn't know the phone call was on the record.

01:10:37There was always something strange about Ashlyn.

01:10:39Didn't you tell me that when you were in high school, they called for schlinchady?

01:10:43Yes, technically, but that was kind of my fault.

01:10:45I don't think she has an ulterior motive.

01:10:47Oh, really?

01:10:47You don't think she does?

01:10:48Oh, I hope so.

01:10:49But, you know, after that first news piece went viral, it doesn't look like the rest of

01:10:53the neighborhood is so confident.

01:10:55Rumor or not, we can't let this thing fail.

01:10:57It's for charity now, and we're going to prove everyone wrong.

01:10:59Yes.

01:11:00You know Marvin and I are all in.

01:11:02I don't doubt it.

01:11:03And you can put Bob and I down, too.

01:11:05Yeah, we've been cooking up something that's electrifying.

01:11:08Really?

01:11:08What is that?

01:11:09You can flip down D.J. Frankenstein.

01:11:13Is that another word, Mary Louise?

01:11:15I do not want any spoilers.

01:11:18That's exactly what Jared said.

01:11:19He's not doing something with you?

01:11:20No, he insisted on doing something solo.

01:11:23What about you guys?

01:11:24Ned asked me to join up with him.

01:11:25Really?

01:11:25Where are you going, Ned?

01:11:26I tell you, but he made me sign an airtight non-disclosure agreement.

01:11:30I will say, the stakes are very high with this one.

01:11:34What does airtight mean to you, exactly?

01:11:36And what about you, Pamela?

01:11:37Don't ask.

01:11:38You know that Helen and I are ride or die.

01:11:40I wasn't asking to tag along.

01:11:42I have something very special up my sleeve, anyway.

01:11:45Well, I hope that it's spooky, because we've got something that's going to push that Nosferatu

01:11:48meter to a high five.

01:11:51Ah, yeah, touchdown, Bob!

01:11:56Now empty those tubs, because they're contaminated.

01:12:00You're a lucky lady, Mary Louise.

01:12:06I don't know why that keeps happening to you, Graham.

01:12:10You trying to tell me something?

01:12:13I don't know what the stress levels are like on the other side there, but let me tell you,

01:12:17they're getting pretty high around here.

01:12:20I'm just trying to balance it all.

01:12:22Jared and the HOA and my work and all the activities, and I really just want to make you proud.

01:12:30She is proud.

01:12:34Are you sure about that?

01:12:37Yeah.

01:12:40The whole neighborhood is.

01:12:42Especially me.

01:12:44I'm proud of you, too.

01:12:47Even after my near impeachment.

01:12:49Okay, so it wasn't exactly your brightest moment, but it did show me how much you care about your mom,

01:12:55and I love that about you.

01:12:57And I love everything about you.

01:13:04I gotta tell you, there was this moment at the bake-off when they announced my name as the winner.

01:13:11It was the first time I had heard someone else say it out loud.

01:13:16Emily Farnsworth.

01:13:18I just had this surge of joy and love, and it just filled my heart from bottom to top.

01:13:25That is, of course, until it was totally ruined when Pamela face-planted into the ground,

01:13:29but for a moment, it was perfect.

01:13:35I'm so proud to be married to you.

01:13:38Thank you for saying that.

01:13:41I needed to hear that.

01:13:43I feel like I was really good at being your boyfriend, your fiancé,

01:13:48and I feel like I'm dropping the ball that allows your husband.

01:13:51Oh, honey, come on.

01:13:53And marriage, this is new for both of us.

01:13:56I mean, there's no shame in needing practice.

01:13:58Yeah.

01:13:59I think if we're willing to be honest about what's going on inside,

01:14:03the good, the bad, the ugly,

01:14:06I think we'll be just fine.

01:14:09Yeah, I think so, too.

01:14:11I am a little worried about all these rumors that are going around about Ashlyn Ashworth.

01:14:15I just, I don't even know what to believe anymore.

01:14:18Even if they are true, so what?

01:14:19This entire neighborhood is pulling together,

01:14:21and if she thinks that we're going to fall apart on live TV,

01:14:26she's dead wrong.

01:14:27You're absolutely right.

01:14:28This neighborhood is so special.

01:14:30And if people don't get it, that's on them.

01:14:36You know what?

01:14:36I'm going to stay up and work on my book a little bit.

01:14:39Okay.

01:14:41You don't have to wait up.

01:14:42Like all the time you need.

01:14:44Because I am planning a little surprise for us.

01:14:55Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

01:14:57I was going to ask you the same thing.

01:14:58Why?

01:14:59I'm clearly Glynda the Good.

01:15:00I know.

01:15:00Sorry.

01:15:00I don't know why I said that.

01:15:01You look cute, but what's with the headset?

01:15:04Well, somebody's got to run the show, so...

01:15:05I get that.

01:15:06I'm excited.

01:15:08Where's your husband?

01:15:09Oh, he's been out running errands for the carnival all day.

01:15:12I think he's waiting for the big reveal.

01:15:13He doesn't want anyone to see his costume until the last minute.

01:15:16I'll make sure the cameras are rolling.

01:15:18Okay.

01:15:19Yeah.

01:15:20Um, I should probably go.

01:15:22Thanks.

01:15:22Ty, let's get B-roll.

01:15:26Well, I know they say wickedness was never happiness,

01:15:28but this outfit begs to differ.

01:15:30You look amazing.

01:15:32Where is your costume?

01:15:34I told you it's a surprise.

01:15:35Okay, well, you better hurry up.

01:15:36I can't be seen with a Halloween humbug.

01:15:38I would not dream of it.

01:15:41I don't know what to think.

01:15:43I just can't tell if she's up to no good.

01:15:45It doesn't matter.

01:15:46Look at this cul-de-sac.

01:15:48You're literally surrounded by loved ones.

01:15:50You got this.

01:15:52There you go.

01:15:53Gotta go.

01:15:55Look who's coming.

01:15:57Oh, yeah.

01:15:59Look who's coming.

01:16:00Oh, yeah.

01:16:01Look who's coming.

01:16:07Oh, yeah.

01:16:09You made her happy Halloween.

01:16:11You made her happy Halloween.

01:16:14Happy Halloween.

01:16:15Ah, good morning.

01:16:17What are you, 30?

01:16:18No, out of here.

01:16:19Out.

01:16:20You did my taxes last year.

01:16:21You can't trick or treat.

01:16:22You're too old.

01:16:25I'm afraid there's a dinosaur when I move in here.

01:16:28And don't come back.

01:16:32I hope it picks up.

01:16:34I'm not worried.

01:16:35You think it has anything to do with pretty pink princess over there?

01:16:38I mean, I hope not.

01:16:39Oh, yeah, I see how it is.

01:16:41You don't show up for Helen's harp recital, but you make it to the Halloween party.

01:16:45Sorry, sis.

01:16:46You know, I can't pass up a good old-fashioned fright fest.

01:16:50It is a full moon, but keep the scares to a minimum.

01:16:52Emily will have you removed from the premises.

01:16:54It's true.

01:16:55I'm more Teen Wolf than full-blown Lycan.

01:16:57But Lycan is nerdy little brother-speak for werewolf.

01:17:00Well, the lore is very important to me, especially at this time of year.

01:17:04Do you accept cashier's checks?

01:17:06Well, sure.

01:17:06I don't see why not.

01:17:08You're welcome.

01:17:09These are great, by the way.

01:17:11Yeah.

01:17:12All right, scare you guys later.

01:17:13Bucky, this isn't Costco.

01:17:15Those aren't free samples.

01:17:16No, no, no.

01:17:17Let him have it.

01:17:18Lycan or not, the man is generous.

01:17:24Well, I ain't super-digit, but a blanket for my tray.

01:17:36Who dares receive each other, as we shall make our grease and clamor roar upon his death?

01:17:43And now, straight from Transylvania, some dark magic from Dracula!

01:17:49I want to blow your mind!

01:17:53False face must hide what the false heart doth know.

01:17:59I hope I haven't made a mistake!

01:18:04Oh!

01:18:06You are like me now, my love!

01:18:11All right, everybody, let's give it up for DJ Frankenstein and his buffet!

01:18:20If you're looking at our costumes and you're feeling kind of jelly, I'll tell you a story by the Lady

01:18:25Mary Shelley.

01:18:26The stalens guarantee to send a shiver down your spine.

01:18:29It's about the one and only Dr. Frankenstein.

01:18:32He ignored his friends at school and didn't listen to his teachers.

01:18:35He went around his lab just to work on his creature.

01:18:38It took a bolt of lightning to bring the thing to life.

01:18:40And then when he was done, he started working on his wife.

01:18:43Dr. what?

01:18:44Dr. Dr. Dr. Frankenstein!

01:18:46Dr. who?

01:18:47Dr. Dr. Dr. Frankenstein!

01:18:49Dr. Frankenstein!

01:18:50Dr. Frankenstein!

01:18:52Dr. Frankenstein!

01:18:54Dr. Frankenstein!

01:18:55Dr. Frankenstein!

01:18:55Hey.

01:18:57Dr. Frankenstein!

01:18:58I should have said this earlier, but I just wanted to thank you for your kindness.

01:19:03It meant a lot to Jared, and all of us, really, that you were willing to give us a second

01:19:08chance.

01:19:08Please, don't mention it.

01:19:10Dr. Frankenstein!

01:19:10And I want to give you something.

01:19:11It's not totally finished as a dummy, but in the spirit of Ever Scream Lane, it's about a little scarecrow

01:19:18who loves the tricks of Halloween, and a witch who loves the treats, and, well, they figure out

01:19:23that they can both have a happy Halloween.

01:19:25Dr. Frankenstein!

01:19:26It's so cute!

01:19:27Oh, look, it's us!

01:19:29Who did this?

01:19:30Dr. Frankenstein!

01:19:30Oh, I did it.

01:19:32Yeah, I...I did it.

01:19:35I...you know, this whole season has been full of ups and downs, but it's really inspired

01:19:38me to get back to doing what I love, and you were a huge part of that.

01:19:41Dr. Frankenstein!

01:19:42I don't understand.

01:19:43You've just always known what you wanted, and you've gone for it, and I truly admired

01:19:48that.

01:19:48And I may have gotten a little sidetracked, but I realized I've got to get back to doing

01:19:52what I love, which is writing books.

01:19:54Well, thank you for this.

01:19:57And thank you for what you said when you visited the studio.

01:20:00It really helped me put everything into perspective.

01:20:03I could have been a lot nicer to you as well.

01:20:07Maybe now we can start over?

01:20:09I'd really like that.

01:20:10Yeah?

01:20:11Yeah, I'd really like that.

01:20:13And, uh, just a heads up, you might want to send some more volunteers to the ticket booth.

01:20:18Oh, really?

01:20:19I've been sharing the fun of my stories, and the word is really spreading.

01:20:22You're about to have a lot more visitors headed your way.

01:20:25Oh, thank you.

01:20:26We're ready for them.

01:20:27Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for our special guest, Nickelback on Elm Street.

01:20:32I love Nickelback.

01:20:39Give it up for the lead singer, Chatty Krueger!

01:20:53I realized when I was picking out this Chatty Krueger outfit, that was the old Jared thinking.

01:20:58Now I'm thinking as your husband.

01:21:00What I really wanted was something for us.

01:21:04That's what this is.

01:21:06What is this?

01:21:08Step into my lair.

01:21:19Oh, look at their costumes.

01:21:22Could they be more adorable?

01:21:25Someone surprised me with a couple's costume after all.

01:21:27I like this so much, I'm not going to take it off.

01:21:29I don't think I could take these off if I wanted to.

01:21:32Pamela sewed my shirt into my pants.

01:21:34Thanks again for making the fundraiser happen, guys.

01:21:36They are still counting donations, but we have already earned double what we did last year.

01:21:42We should get some mead!

01:21:44By the way, a courier dropped this off today.

01:21:46You were busy with your tape measure, so I told him I would give it to you.

01:21:49Okay, thanks.

01:21:51What's this?

01:21:52It's Velvet.

01:22:01I got in.

01:22:03We're going to Norway!

01:22:06That is if my wife and I agree after an in-depth discussion.

01:22:11There you go.

01:22:11Good day!

01:22:14Santa Academy!

01:22:16Okay, but tonight's not about Santa.

01:22:18We may only have a few hours left to celebrate before Christmas takes over, so...

01:22:23What do you say we give Halloween all we got?

01:22:26Happy Halloween!

01:22:27Happy Halloween!

01:22:29Halloween is cool!

01:22:31Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

01:22:32Ow!

01:22:33All right, man, I'll have some.

01:22:35All right.

01:22:36And thus began a new chapter in the story of Evergreen Lane.

01:22:39We became the annual go-to place for trick-or-treating, and the Spooky Alley fundraiser was a huge success.

01:22:46In order to keep the peace, we let Pamela and Helen win the costume contest.

01:22:51The excitement of my new children's book, along with Jared's loving support, gave me the confidence to quit my job

01:22:57and pursue writing full-time.

01:22:59I know what Graham Graham was trying to tell me.

01:23:02The true spirit of Halloween is about remembering the ones you love and having fun and creating memories with those

01:23:08that are still here.

01:23:09If you can remember that and pass the tradition on to the next generation, that spirit will never truly die.

01:23:41We'll see you next time.

01:23:51We'll see you next time.

01:23:59To be continued...

01:24:00...

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