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[BL AI] OMG! My Snow White Is A Man
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00:00You
00:05Sorry, I
00:07What's got you so focused you forgot how to walk?
00:11Get back I give it back beg me
00:20Get off me nerd
00:28Don't laugh shut the hell up
00:40Go pick that ball up or I'm gonna make you regret it
00:50Let him go
00:51Oh come on Marcus you mess with him every day now you're playing hero
00:57Only I get to bully him
01:02Touch him again
01:02And I'll twist your head off and use it as a soccer ball
01:08You okay?
01:09Mind your own business
01:10He's right this is all your fault
01:12And now you're acting like some hero
01:15Marcus listen to me
01:16The person I hate most in this world
01:19Is you
01:22Lucas
01:23I bully you because
01:25I fucking like you
01:32Lucas you're home
01:33I made you your favorite hot cocoa
01:35Spare me the fake nice
01:37I know what you're doing
01:39You know?
01:40You're trying to win me over
01:41But let me make this clear
01:43You will never be the lady of this house
01:49What the hell is that?
01:51Were you trying to poison me?
01:59Your father won't marry me because of you
02:01If you're alive
02:02I'll never inherit his fortune
02:04So I have to get rid of you
02:06If my dad finds out you tried to hurt me
02:09He'll never marry a psycho like you
02:12Too bad you won't get the chance to tell him
02:15Die
02:21Marcus
02:21What are you doing here?
02:23I came down the chimney
02:24Lucas
02:25I need to explain why I mess with you
02:32I need to explain why I mess with you
02:43Let go of me
02:56Okay
02:56Either I'm dead
02:58Or I blacked out
02:59At a renaissance fair
03:00What are you?
03:01A flying paper cut?
03:02Ah
03:03Our prince charming is finally awake
03:04I am the guardian sprite of fairy tales
03:07You awakened me
03:08So I brought you into this story book
03:13Oh my god
03:14I look like a rejected Disney extra
03:18Why am I dressed like Prince Chanham's cousin
03:20Who sells essential oils?
03:22How can I leave this ridiculous place?
03:25Your highness
03:26The king commands you to depart at once
03:29To marry the princess Snow White
03:30Of the neighboring kingdom
03:31Snow White?
03:32Absolutely not
03:33I'm gay
03:34I'm not about to drag some innocent girl
03:36Into a straight marriage starter pack
03:37That's emotional terrorism
03:41You have got to be kidding me
03:43Good morning
03:44Princess Snow White
03:46Sleep well?
03:46I'm a guy
03:47Do you see the stubble?
03:48The Adam's apple?
03:49The entire male anatomy package?
03:51Hmm
03:52Yeah
03:52That's
03:53Not supposed to happen
03:54Okay
03:55Looks like we've got a role assignment error
03:58Let me file a ticket with fairy tale tech support
04:01Oh great
04:03So how long is the wait time?
04:04Three business centuries?
04:05Why won't this thing come off?
04:07I want men's clothes
04:08Pants
04:09It's a hoodie
04:10Literally anything with sleeves that aren't made in
04:12Can't
04:12Your character is Snow White
04:14Snow White has a dress
04:15It's in the contract
04:16I never signed anything
04:18You did
04:19You just didn't read the terms and conditions
04:20Like everyone else
04:23Look
04:23You got unlimited dresses
04:25Fresh options daily
04:26It's basically princess Netflix
04:31No
04:32No no no no
04:33Stop
04:33Alright
04:34Ready to meet your prince charming?
04:36He'll be here soon
04:38To marry you
04:39What?
04:40I'm straight
04:41I don't like men
04:42Tell me how to get out of this nightmare
04:43Easy
04:44You just have to truly fall in love with prince charming
04:46You're insane
04:50Accept reality your highness
04:51This is the only way you can return to the real world
04:54Fall in love with a man?
04:56I'd rather be trapped here forever
04:57Princess Snow White
04:59You
05:00Inherited your father's heroic
05:02Masculinity
05:03Princess
05:05The queen requests your presence
05:09What is it?
05:11Oh my god
05:13Lucas
05:13You're Snow White?
05:16This is amazing
05:18The evil queen?
05:19Yeah
05:20That tracks
05:21You're dressed like a walking jewelry store
05:23Afraid people might miss how greedy you are
05:25Oh my dear Lucas
05:27In here I'm the queen
05:30I have everything
05:31And honestly
05:32I'm in love with this place
05:34And you
05:36Are the key back to reality
05:38So if I want to stay here
05:40I'll have to kill you
05:42You're sure he's the coldest killer in the kingdom?
05:48Yes, your majesty
05:49He's the infamous hunter nicknamed
05:51Mr. Alpha Male
05:52I hate women
05:53Especially women prettier than me
05:55So Snow White
05:57The most beautiful cannot be allowed to live
06:02Leave your Snow White to me
06:16Die Snow White
06:23Snow White
06:24Snow White is a man?
06:25A man and he's hot?
06:29Who the hell are you?
06:32I'm your secret lover
06:35Snow White's taste is a felony
06:38I get it
06:39You're the queen's assassin
06:40She sent you to kill me
06:41She told me to eliminate you
06:43She just forgot to mention you're a man
06:46And exactly
06:47My type
06:49I've changed my mind
06:51A face like yours?
06:52I couldn't possibly pull the trigger
06:56You don't come any closer
06:58The entire palace is under the queen's control
07:01She won't stop until you're dead
07:03But I can protect you
07:04Whether you come with me
07:06Is your choice
07:07You?
07:08Protect me?
07:09That's right
07:10I'm the coldest killer alive
07:12Mr. Alpha Male
07:14He actually let that little trot escape!
07:18Issue a kingdom-wide manhunt now!
07:21A princess with an Adam's apple
07:23Chest hair
07:24Shouldn't be hard to spot
07:27For the last time
07:28I am not marrying Snow White
07:30I only want Lucas
07:30Your Highness!
07:32Bad news!
07:33Snow White has gone missing!
07:35Missing?
07:36Perfect!
07:36This Snow White has
07:37A suspicious amount of testosterone
07:40Wait
07:41Snow White is
07:42Lucas?
07:46I
07:47I can't run anymore
07:52Hide!
07:56I'll go distract them
07:57You head east
07:58And find your fiancé
08:00Prince Charming
08:01He will protect you
08:03But what about you?
08:04Don't worry
08:05I'm a Mr. Alpha Male
08:06A few guards can't hurt me
08:09Remember
08:10Never enter the enchanted forest
08:12There are seven total psychos in there
08:14Nobody who goes in
08:15Ever makes it out alive
08:20Damn
08:20He's handsome
08:22Too bad he doesn't like men
08:24Wait
08:25Does he actually like men or not?
08:28Hey!
08:29You ugly freaks!
08:30Come and catch me!
08:33Get him!
08:35Damn this dress!
08:37Damn the queen!
08:38Damn this fairy tale!
08:43Princess Snow White
08:45Her Majesty requests your return to the palace
08:48And what if I say no?
08:51Then you'll suffer a little
08:57Marcus!
08:58What the hell is this jerk doing here?
09:00As long as I'm here
09:01Nobody can lay a finger on him
09:03Someone thinks a little too highly of themselves
09:11What are you doing?
09:13What are you doing?
09:13Stop it!
09:14Roll the unstoppable secret technique
09:16Tickle attack!
09:25are you okay you're wearing a prince's uniform you're prince charming no no no if you're prince
09:34charming i'd rather die or stuck here forever lucas still hates me i should hide my identity
09:40for now and give him time i'm not i'm not prince charming i'm his half brother prince charging
09:49prince prince charging what the hell is that look bright enough to light a whole kingdom
09:55that's why they call me prince charging even your horse looks gay as hell
10:02i'm heading to find my brother prince charming why don't we go together no thanks there are
10:08wild beasts around here it's dangerous alone well even if i'm wearing this stupid dress
10:12i'm still a man i'm not afraid of any beasts
10:23so want to reconsider my offer and just so you know there's more than one snake out here
10:29damn it i might actually need this jerk to protect me fine whatever
10:39stop in broad daylight what are you doing
10:43fixing my shirt what did you think
10:48damn his body is actually amazing
10:51if you want to look you can be bold i'd be honored if my muscles have your approval
10:57who's looking narcissist then do you want to touch them what what are you doing
11:07i know you want me to i i don't
11:14kissing a man actually feels pretty good
11:31thank god it was just a dream lucas lucas get a grip
11:35you're straight stop having stupid dreams like that and the guys you hate the most
11:41i'm straight i'm straight i'm straight being queen feels wonderful even my hair
11:48is smoother than before this is
11:53my hair what happened to my hair wow this means snow white and prince charming have met
12:00what from now on every time their relationship grows a little deeper you'll lose another patch of hair
12:06and when they truly fall in love your head will become one perfectly smooth boiled egg
12:13no lucas marcus i'll kill you both
12:18tread my order hunt down snow white across the entire kingdom alive or dead
12:23your majesty perhaps the legendary magic mirror could cure your boldness
12:28right the all-knowing mirror it has to be able to fix my hair
12:33go find that mirror immediately i want it brought to me within three days
12:39lucas once i catch you i'm gonna pluck every single hair off your head
12:47look is that a princess princess that's obviously a man a man who likes wearing dresses
12:54hey handsome cute dress mind lend it to my big sis sometime
13:00just ignore them i hate this dress oh my goodness whose daughter is this she's so tall
13:12mom that lady has stubble don't say nonsense apologize to the lady
13:17wait he really does have stubble i'm a man a man in a dress
13:23that's sick calm down don't bother with them
13:32look there's a hot girl bathing man tonight's our lucky night
13:38why does the voice sound like a guy you know nothing androger and your beauty is trendy
13:47it's a man my eyes
13:49hey i haven't even screamed yet what are you screaming
13:51i swear i'll never peek at bathing girls again
13:54please stop sending cross-dressing dudes to test me
13:57i've had enough of this sprite fairy whatever
14:01just get out here right now
14:05i want to get rid of this damn dress
14:10well it's not impossible play a game with me and you can change it
14:14what game look
14:22no way whatever the game is i won't play anything with him
14:25hey what did i do to you this time
14:27then i guess you'll just keep wearing the dress
14:31honestly the more i look at it on you the better it suits you
14:35fine what game blindfold feeding
14:40lucas puts on the blindfold
14:41marcus sits three meters away lucas has to walk over and feed the strawberry to marcus
14:47that's it easy peasy
14:49but you can't use your hands
14:50you have to hold the strawberry in your mouth
14:52what kind of perverted game is that
14:54what's wrong scared
14:56who's scared i'll just pretend i'm feeding a pet
15:01okay
15:20where are you touching
15:22shut up
15:34oh my god
15:35does this count as kissing marcus
15:37this is a straight man's greatest humiliation
15:39his lips
15:41are just as soft as in my dream
15:45wait
15:45why am i reacting
15:47no no no that's impossible
15:48what's wrong stomach ache
15:50i'm fine don't come closer
15:52ho ho i see what's going on now
15:54shut up
15:57you know
15:58i'm actually the same as you
16:02take some time
16:04wait
16:04does this mean i've actually been turned gay
16:08finally
16:09i can get out of that damn dress
16:13i can't reveal my identity to lucas just yet
16:15please keep it a secret for me
16:17this is getting good
16:18the plot just keeps getting juicier
16:20do you think you're watching a reality show
16:32hungry
16:33no i'm fine
16:34here
16:36thirsty
16:37i said i'm fine
16:39cold
16:40drop it
16:41i'm not cold
16:46i've never seen such a beautiful flower
16:48this is for you
16:49just so you know
16:50this adorable little flower
16:51completely poisonous
16:58it has no taste at all
17:00i want juice
17:01although there's no juice
17:03honey water on the house
17:04and trust me
17:05we got plenty
17:06you're not trying to
17:08watch me
17:09marcus don't do it
17:12this is gonna end badly
17:17hey there
17:31it's all your fault
17:32we almost got stung to death
17:34and you're still laughing
17:35you're still cute when you're mad
17:39no no no
17:40i'm straight
17:41totally straight
17:42from now on
17:43you must stay at least one meter away from me
17:56marcus
17:57at your service
17:59pull me up right now
18:00didn't you just tell me to keep more than a meter away from you
18:03this pit looks at least three meters deep
18:06which meets your requirement perfectly
18:08marcus stop messing around
18:09but you literally make that rule like five seconds ago
18:12asshole just wait till i get up there i swear
18:15i'm gonna mess you up
18:16why don't you climb up here first
18:17then we'll talk
18:18marcus come back
18:21jerk
18:21all that talk about liking me was a lie
18:24bullying me at school
18:25and now abandoning me
18:28i almost believed him
18:30crying
18:31idiot
18:32didn't you leave
18:33what are you doing back here
18:34silly boy
18:35i'd never leave you here
18:37grab on i'll pull you up
18:39i've got you
18:48aren't you the captain of the football team
18:50how come you're so weak
18:51maybe because you're heavier than you look
18:54i'm literally standard weight
18:55the real problem here is you're weak
18:57fine fine it's all my fault
19:00you can scoot a little closer
19:02trust me it's way warmer over here
19:05in your dreams
19:06i'd rather freeze to death
19:07fine have it your way
19:08idiot
19:09freezing your ass off and still pretending you're fine
19:15damn it
19:15why am i in his arms
19:19hmm
19:19no wonder he won prom king two years in a row
19:22he really is good looking
19:24you're awake
19:25i i i was just
19:34what the hell are you doing
19:37lucas i'm sorry i just
19:39let me tell you marcus i'm straight
19:40i could never like you
19:42i was just being impulsive
19:43i'll never forgive you for bullying me at school
19:45you make me sick
19:47what did you say
19:48i said you make me sick
19:50there is no way i'd ever fall for a jerk like you
19:54you're right
19:59i am a jerk
20:01i'm such an idiot for falling for you
20:03marcus let go of me
20:05i'm such a fool for doing everything i could to get your attention
20:08for trying to protect you this whole time
20:10but from now on i'm not gonna like you anymore
20:14i finally got rid of this jerk
20:16i should be happy
20:17but why do i feel so lost
20:21we need to figure out how to get out of here
20:24marcus
20:24i heard you
20:31grab it
20:43thanks
20:44let's go
20:51marcus
20:53marcus where are you
21:00marcus help
21:04marcus help
21:08run
21:16i said run do you hear me
21:19no i can't leave you to face this alone
21:27lukas get out of here
21:28lukas get out of here
21:29i can't hold it off much longer
21:30but you
21:31What I said before!
21:33I didn't mean it! I lied to you!
21:34What?
21:35I still fucking like you!
21:37I've liked you since middle school, and I never stopped!
21:47I'm not leaving you here!
22:04Are you hurt?
22:06No, I'm fine.
22:08Just, my legs are just a little shaky.
22:18He actually risked his life to save me, after I was so mean to him.
22:23I said, you make me sick.
22:25There is no way I'd ever fall for a jerk like you.
22:28Did I go too far with what I said?
22:30If it weren't for him, those scars would probably be on me.
22:42It's ready. You first.
22:45Marcus, I said those things earlier out of anger, too.
22:49I know I was way out of line. I'm sorry.
22:52Lucas, would you just give us a chance?
22:55I don't expect you to say yes right now.
22:57I just want to know,
22:58Is there even a tiny chance you could ever like me?
23:02How could I ever like a guy?
23:03It should be an easy answer, so why is it so hard to say?
23:07I'm sorry.
23:08I can't.
23:09I'm really grateful you saved my life.
23:11But I'm straight.
23:13And I'll never be anything else.
23:15I'm sorry.
23:18I get it.
23:19I respect your choice.
23:22But I'm still going to like you anyway.
23:29I'm finally free of his nonsense, so why don't feel happy at all?
23:33Get a grip, Lucas.
23:34You're just grateful he saved you.
23:36You're not gay.
23:38A glowing flower?
23:40Never seen one of those before.
23:43It smells special.
23:47It's so hot.
23:48What's going on?
24:06Marcus.
24:10What's wrong?
24:13What's wrong?
24:14I want you.
24:23You've got a fever?
24:25Why are you burning up?
24:33Lucas, are you drunk?
24:35There isn't even any alcohol out here.
24:37Marcus, I know you want me.
24:40You're not thinking straight.
24:41I'm not taking advantage of you like this.
24:42I'm not taking advantage of you like this.
25:12You don't want.
25:14Don't stop.
25:28Morning.
25:30Don't touch me!
25:32So now you're denying everything?
25:33You were pretty eager last night.
25:36I don't remember any of it.
25:38And if you tell anyone about last night, I'll cut your tongue out.
25:41This is all that stupid flower's fault.
25:44I only lost control because that damn pollen.
25:47Pollen can't create desire.
25:48It only amplifies what's already there.
25:50Admit it, Lucas.
25:52You want me.
25:53Do I really want him?
25:55No.
25:56There's no way this bastard turned me gay.
26:00Prince Charming's castle.
26:01Tomorrow, you'll finally meet him.
26:03Great.
26:03After tomorrow, I won't have to see your annoying face ever again.
26:07Why does it feel like my heart is breaking?
26:10That flower must have fried my brain.
26:12I'm just used to having him around all the time.
26:15That's all.
26:16Don't worry.
26:17Once I get back to the real world, everything will go back to normal.
26:24The last glowing thing we found was an aphrodisiac flower.
26:27Don't tell me this glowing water is some kind of love potion, too.
26:29Why don't you take a sip and find out?
26:33Well, look who finally made it here.
26:35You again?
26:36Every time you show up, something bad happens.
26:39Relax.
26:39I'm just here for the show this time.
26:42This is the Spring of Desire.
26:43If you look into it, you'll see what your heart wants most.
26:46Oh, yeah?
26:47Then let's see what I want most.
26:49Probably a massive feast back in the real world.
26:52Back off.
26:53Okay.
26:54Okay.
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