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00:00:00Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:06Don't fall.
00:00:11This is me.
00:00:14My house really ruined my house.
00:00:23Mia?
00:00:24Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:29No, I'm not.
00:00:31Sorry, Jessica.
00:00:32But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:36Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:39Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:44C-c-c-kay?
00:00:48I still run this school podcast.
00:00:51Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:53Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's Prom King and Queen, Connor
00:01:02Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:12You okay?
00:01:13Am I okay?
00:01:15My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:19name, but details.
00:01:21Yeah.
00:01:23Me?
00:01:24Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:26You seem really amazing.
00:01:28Look who's talking.
00:01:30Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:01:33You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:35I'm actually...
00:01:36I came here for someone very special.
00:01:41I came back for you.
00:01:42Yeah, um...
00:01:45Can I talk to you later?
00:01:46It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:51feel.
00:01:52Absolutely.
00:01:53Actually, I want to...
00:01:55Come on, come.
00:01:56Everyone is waiting for us to start the show.
00:01:59So let's give them one.
00:02:02He came back.
00:02:04He came back.
00:02:14Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:16Mia!
00:02:17Come here.
00:02:19Hey, it's okay.
00:02:20You're gonna be alright.
00:02:21Just hold on.
00:02:23I wish I could go back, Connor.
00:02:24What do you mean?
00:02:25Go back where?
00:02:26Then I could tell you...
00:02:27How much.
00:02:28How much you what?
00:02:29Hey, Mia.
00:02:30Mia.
00:02:31Stay with me, okay?
00:02:32Mia, look at me.
00:02:33What did you want to tell me?
00:02:39Am I...
00:02:40Dead?
00:02:44Or did my wish come true?
00:02:46Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:51Holy bananas.
00:02:53No more frown lines.
00:02:54I look 18 again.
00:02:56Which means...
00:02:59Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:01Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:03I've got a mountain of my homework for you too.
00:03:08Those clothes.
00:03:10Those highlights.
00:03:12A...
00:03:12Tamagotchi?
00:03:14I went back to...
00:03:162006?
00:03:21When else would it be reject calendar munch?
00:03:26Miss Thompson?
00:03:27May I be excused?
00:03:29I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:30Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:36Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
00:03:43Things changed.
00:03:44Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:46And nobody.
00:03:47The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:50But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:52You can always flip the script.
00:03:55High school bucket list item number one.
00:03:57Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:02Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill-
00:04:06Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:10Why?
00:04:11For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:15They do this every day.
00:04:22Don't be silly.
00:04:25Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:29She would never bully anyone.
00:04:33She just-
00:04:34Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:43Mia joined Jessica's group.
00:04:45And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:53Okay.
00:04:54So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid-
00:04:59No!
00:05:02Oops!
00:05:04What can I say?
00:05:06Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:10The shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:13Let's clean you up.
00:05:15That acid-
00:05:16Don't-
00:05:16I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:19And I want to try this experiment on you.
00:05:29Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:05:34Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:46Oh, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:05:56So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:05:59High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:01Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:06:06Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:11Don't-
00:06:12Don't call me that.
00:06:13Or what?
00:06:14Little miss st-st-stutter.
00:06:17This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:19You do that again?
00:06:20I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:23Hmm.
00:06:23What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:28I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:30You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:32And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:36Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:38Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:44Let's see what this does to use.
00:06:54Mia, put the bottle down.
00:07:00High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:03Teach your least favorite teacher a lesson.
00:07:05Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:07:06Freak science accident.
00:07:08Blame chemistry?
00:07:10God!
00:07:12Damn, Mia.
00:07:14Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:16Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:18Use your words.
00:07:19Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:21Just say something.
00:07:23It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:25No.
00:07:28You look good kicking ass.
00:07:29I like this new you.
00:07:31I like the new me too.
00:07:33Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:34Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:38You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:43What's next, Mia?
00:07:45Running for prom queen?
00:07:46Stop, stop.
00:07:48You know what?
00:07:49Maybe I will.
00:07:50Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:53And you want to run against me?
00:07:55Anyone can wear a crown.
00:07:57Not people like you.
00:08:01Need a reminder?
00:08:03Nikki!
00:08:04Sharpie!
00:08:05Now!
00:08:07If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen...
00:08:10I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:12Feel!
00:08:16Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:21High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:24Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:26I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:32Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:37Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:40We lost touch after high school.
00:08:41I'm not losing them again.
00:08:43I did.
00:08:45I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:48I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:50Come here.
00:08:52It's been like 10 minutes, but we love you too.
00:08:55And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:03Great!
00:09:04More maggots have arrived.
00:09:06Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:11The misfits.
00:09:12The outcasts.
00:09:13Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:09:18To the queen.
00:09:19Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:21Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:23Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:09:26Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:35Okay.
00:09:36And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:46Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:50My vote.
00:09:55Please, may I not be hallucinating.
00:09:57Connor, you already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:10:02We have to do this. Together.
00:10:04Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina!
00:10:08Except for me.
00:10:09I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:12Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:14I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:16You're the basketball captain!
00:10:18Even our parents won us together!
00:10:20It's destiny!
00:10:22May the best girl win.
00:10:24Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:26If you fail again, you won't be able to go to Prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:31Understood?
00:10:33Got it.
00:10:36Where do you think you're going?
00:10:38We have a pop quiz on-
00:10:40Theory of Relativity.
00:10:41The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:46I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:48You're right. You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:50High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:53Ditch class like a badass.
00:10:55Check it!
00:10:55If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:00You wasted.
00:11:02How?
00:11:05Told ya.
00:11:06See you later, Misty.
00:11:14Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:11:18Oh!
00:11:19Oh!
00:11:21Um...
00:11:24Hey, Nina?
00:11:26Um...
00:11:27I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:29Um...
00:11:30I'll get off you now.
00:11:31Uh, you good?
00:11:33Yeah!
00:11:34Oh, your necklace.
00:11:37Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:11:38It's been in my family for years.
00:11:39It's like indestructible.
00:11:40Oh, it's pretty cool.
00:11:42Thanks.
00:11:42Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:46She's nuts.
00:11:49You know, I...
00:11:50I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:53Wow.
00:11:53Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:11:56Jess?
00:11:58Why would I give it to Jess?
00:11:59Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:01You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:05I like who?
00:12:06Uh, nothing. No.
00:12:08It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:12She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:14You do.
00:12:16I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:19That's why you won my vote.
00:12:22I thought you liked her. Wow.
00:12:27To be honest with you, Mia...
00:12:31There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:34And it's not Jess.
00:12:37Then who?
00:12:40Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:12:45Is...
00:12:47I'm sorry.
00:12:49Oh, fuck.
00:12:50No, yeah, I'm fine. I'm great.
00:12:51What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:53Oh, she's out of my league.
00:12:55She...
00:12:55God.
00:12:57Yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:58Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league.
00:13:01And she's beautiful...
00:13:04And smart...
00:13:06And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me.
00:13:10You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:13She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:16Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:21Cool.
00:13:22But I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:26High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:28Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:32What did you have in mind?
00:13:33Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:40Make you prom queen.
00:13:44What do you think?
00:13:52What do you think?
00:13:53Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:13:57Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:01Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:04Dr. Jessica!
00:14:05Oh, God, don't you worry.
00:14:09If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:16Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see. You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:23Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:29Oh, man. Here goes nothing.
00:14:32Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:37What's this challenge?
00:14:39A chemistry test.
00:14:41Well, great. Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:44Sexual chemistry.
00:14:46Sexual what?
00:14:47What?
00:14:48The rules are simple.
00:14:50Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:14:56You down?
00:15:00Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:10Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap!
00:15:13Bite me, Neapaz.
00:15:15Your little friend lost.
00:15:17Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:18This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:21I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:23What the hell was that?
00:15:24Me winning.
00:15:25Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:28Connor and I are a tough act to follow, but, uh, show us your best, freak.
00:15:33Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:35It's your man, Mia!
00:15:36Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:38You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:40Or anybody.
00:15:41You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:44You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:48This was not a secret?
00:15:49I'm not doing this for them.
00:15:50It's for me.
00:15:52Just follow my lead.
00:15:54High school bucket list item number set.
00:15:56Make the first move.
00:15:58No, you follow my lead.
00:16:04You follow my lead.
00:16:21So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:24Mia!
00:16:25Mia!
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:30Oh, damn.
00:16:32Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:34How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:40I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:44Not if I can help it.
00:16:46The whole town wants us together!
00:16:48Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:50Go over!
00:16:55Mia!
00:16:56Your prince is waiting.
00:16:59Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:02Stop drooling!
00:17:03Go over there!
00:17:04Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:17:07Go go go go go.
00:17:08Go Go Go Go!
00:17:08So far cry.
00:17:09Bye bye, Madeline!
00:17:11Mia.
00:17:12We really need to talk.
00:17:16About that kiss.
00:17:19Where did you learn how to do that?
00:17:21College!
00:17:23Science majors are sluddier than you think!
00:17:25Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:26No.
00:17:28But I will!
00:17:30One day.
00:17:31My magic art ball said so.
00:17:33So you can predict the future?
00:17:35Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:38Right.
00:17:39It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:41Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future.
00:17:47Somewhere where there's less interruptions.
00:17:51Connor, I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:17:54And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:17:57Actually, about that, yeah.
00:17:58Well, let's just focus on beating Jess, and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:04Yeah?
00:18:05Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:10At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:13Fine.
00:18:14Yeah, look.
00:18:15For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:22So we could team up.
00:18:26Wait.
00:18:27Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:32You can run this school if you want it to, Mia.
00:18:35You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:40Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through.
00:18:44Wait.
00:18:46You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:49If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:18:55Still want to do this?
00:18:59Why not?
00:19:00Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:02Let the best baker win.
00:19:05Ew.
00:19:06And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:11Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:17What are you talking about?
00:19:19You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:19:21Let us help you out.
00:19:32Later, loser.
00:19:36Let me guess.
00:19:37Jessup bitch strikes again.
00:19:39I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:41You want me to go cursor?
00:19:43Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:45I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:47Never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:49Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:53Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:19:55Why?
00:19:55Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:03Hey, Mia.
00:20:04How are you?
00:20:06Where's your baking buddy, comp-com?
00:20:08Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:13Hold on.
00:20:15May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:18I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:26Yeah, you look...
00:20:28Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:30Overdressed much?
00:20:31Come on, girls.
00:20:32We have a contest to win.
00:20:33Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:36High school bucket list item number eight.
00:20:39Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:40Look who's talking.
00:20:42Chef?
00:20:43Ready to win?
00:20:44Stop putting on a show!
00:20:46This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:48Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:51Call me queen.
00:20:55Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:20:59Boop!
00:21:06Shut up or die!
00:21:10All right.
00:21:12Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:14To your tables, please.
00:21:15Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:17Oh, yeah.
00:21:17We're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:19with some molecular gastronomy topping.
00:21:21It's really easy.
00:21:23What?
00:21:24It's science-meat-sweets.
00:21:26Come on.
00:21:27All right, contestants.
00:21:29The Bake Off begins now.
00:21:32Okay.
00:21:33I'll sprinkle some of these.
00:21:37Like this.
00:21:38Like that.
00:21:45And then, like this.
00:21:47Those undernaz.
00:21:49No, that's too much.
00:21:51That's too much.
00:21:58No more.
00:22:00No.
00:22:04Cool trick, Bill Nye the science nerd.
00:22:08I hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:22:16Oops.
00:22:18Oops.
00:22:20Foot slipped.
00:22:21Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:25Sorry.
00:22:26My hand slipped.
00:22:28Oh, she's awful.
00:22:34If you do that again, Ms. Watkins,
00:22:36you will be disqualified.
00:22:38She just kicked our table.
00:22:39I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:42Get back to work.
00:22:43It's fine.
00:22:44It's fine.
00:22:45So what do we do now?
00:22:46A good scientist
00:22:48always has a friend.
00:22:52And
00:22:54time.
00:22:57The winning team's votes
00:22:58also count toward
00:23:00their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:02Jessica,
00:23:03you're up.
00:23:04It is a model
00:23:06of my mansion.
00:23:08And anyone who votes for me
00:23:09can come to all my parties
00:23:11for the rest of the year.
00:23:12So great!
00:23:13Yeah!
00:23:14This is our dessert.
00:23:16It may look simple,
00:23:18but
00:23:19it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:43And all the votes are in.
00:23:46The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is
00:23:56The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is
00:24:06Mia Watkins!
00:24:08Mia,
00:24:09the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy
00:24:12belongs to you
00:24:13and Connor.
00:24:16Woo!
00:24:18We did it!
00:24:21I can't believe it!
00:24:22Oh,
00:24:22that's my queen!
00:24:23That's my best friend!
00:24:25We love her!
00:24:26Best day of my life.
00:24:28I knew you could do that.
00:24:32No!
00:24:34Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:37Oh!
00:24:40Not anymore.
00:24:43Oh!
00:24:44I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:24:48I'm sorry.
00:24:49High school bucket list,
00:24:51item number nine.
00:24:52Start a riot.
00:24:54Make it epic.
00:24:57Food fight!
00:25:01Food fight!
00:25:03Popular kids versus
00:25:05kids!
00:25:05Stop it!
00:25:07Stop it!
00:25:07Stop it!
00:25:09Stop it!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:14Stop!
00:25:15Stop!
00:25:21Team Jessica!
00:25:22Team Mia!
00:25:23Get over here right now!
00:25:27Principal Davis,
00:25:28before you say anything.
00:25:30Mia started it.
00:25:32Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:35You and your friends can go.
00:25:37What?
00:25:38No, she's lying.
00:25:40I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:43You know what?
00:25:44No.
00:25:45I like having an attitude.
00:25:47I lived for years without one.
00:25:50And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:52One more bad word.
00:25:54One more thing that you do wrong
00:25:56and you are suspended.
00:25:58Fine.
00:26:00I'll stop having an attitude
00:26:01when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:06Oh, sorry.
00:26:07No one knows about that yet.
00:26:09Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:14Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:15I can't get suspended.
00:26:16My dad's going to fly back
00:26:17for his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:19No, no, no.
00:26:19I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:21You're both free to go.
00:26:23Wait, for real?
00:26:24Of course.
00:26:25You're both free to go.
00:26:27And if you ever need anything,
00:26:28feel free to come by my office.
00:26:30The door's always open.
00:26:31How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:34Uh, $147,347.
00:26:38And...
00:26:38You'll be quiet, you demon child.
00:26:42I'll take a thought.
00:26:42Why don't you help me clean up here,
00:26:45my star students?
00:26:49What the fuck was that?
00:26:50What the fuck was that?
00:26:52Whoa.
00:26:54Did you see the look on his face?
00:26:55Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:26:57How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:26:59Well, I told you I can see the future, so...
00:27:02Right.
00:27:03It's not big deal.
00:27:04Yeah.
00:27:05Uh, so tell me...
00:27:08What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:11Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:13Oh, yeah.
00:27:15What's that one again?
00:27:16Uh, anatomy.
00:27:17It's the study of the...
00:27:18Human body.
00:27:20Yeah.
00:27:22Yeah.
00:27:22You want to do it at my place?
00:27:24My parents aren't home.
00:27:25Your place?
00:27:27Like a...
00:27:28Oh.
00:27:30Like us?
00:27:31Together?
00:27:32Another one?
00:27:33Yeah.
00:27:35Let's go, professor.
00:27:37I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:40Okay.
00:27:42Okay.
00:27:57Bye-bye.
00:27:59Bye-bye.
00:28:09Bye-bye.
00:28:53Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:28:57Not that dumb.
00:28:58No, no.
00:28:59I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis.
00:29:03What is it?
00:29:06Get up.
00:29:07I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:09Oh!
00:29:09Oh!
00:29:12All right.
00:29:13Please me.
00:29:14Okay.
00:29:18Can I?
00:29:19What?
00:29:21Yeah.
00:29:21Okay.
00:29:28Bicep brachii.
00:29:30Bicep brachii.
00:29:34Bicep brachii.
00:29:38Bicep brachii.
00:29:50Bicep brachii.
00:29:52I love him, Mia.
00:29:54He likes someone else.
00:29:56You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:03But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:19The rules are simple.
00:30:21If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:25Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:26Bicep brachii.
00:30:27High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:29Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:32No?
00:30:33Are you ready to lose?
00:30:36Trapezibusias.
00:30:38Where?
00:30:38Oh my...
00:30:45Um...
00:30:46Brachialis.
00:30:55That's cheating!
00:30:57Don't look at that.
00:31:03Mm-hmm.
00:31:18You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:22pretty close.
00:31:23That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:28I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:31Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:34You!
00:31:35They're all...
00:31:36Batgirl.
00:31:39Violence is against the rules.
00:31:41So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:52Make me.
00:31:56Careful what you wish for.
00:32:00Oh my god!
00:32:02Oh no!
00:32:04What are you doing?
00:32:07Oh my god!
00:32:08You're crazy!
00:32:09I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:13That's for cheating.
00:32:22Connor!
00:32:23Are you in there?
00:32:24Oh shit!
00:32:25That's my dad!
00:32:26No!
00:32:26My dad's my dad!
00:32:27No!
00:32:28No!
00:32:28Oh my god!
00:32:32No!
00:32:32No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:37No!
00:32:38No!
00:32:41No!
00:32:42No!
00:32:44No!
00:32:45No!
00:32:47No!
00:32:49No!
00:32:50Oh hey dad, this is Mia, she's my new tutor.
00:32:52Hi Mr. Oliver.
00:32:53Tutor?
00:32:54Tutor, huh?
00:32:55Well, Miss Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:32:58So much for her tutoring.
00:33:00Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:03Mia is...
00:33:04Unimportant.
00:33:06Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:09She's from a good family, at least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:12Dad!
00:33:14I'm Miss Valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:18Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:25You're 18.
00:33:26Connor, this is embarrassing!
00:33:28Embarrassing?
00:33:29Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:31You know what? Never mind.
00:33:32Hey Mr. Oliver, I will help Connor pass.
00:33:37And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:40Oh?
00:33:42How can you be so sure?
00:33:43Just a hunch.
00:33:44Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:47Connor, wait!
00:33:48Just...
00:33:48Please talk to him.
00:33:49You can fix this.
00:33:50I can't fix anything when it comes to him!
00:33:52I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:33:55I need to speak with my son.
00:33:57Alone.
00:34:00Dad, wait!
00:34:09Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:11Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:23Connor has barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:26I hope everything's okay.
00:34:28Today's test results were...
00:34:32Abysmal.
00:34:33But, we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:37Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:41And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:44Keep up the good work.
00:34:51Oh!
00:34:53You got it.
00:34:55Good job.
00:34:58Thank you, Mia.
00:35:02Seriously, thank you.
00:35:05I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:07Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:11Have you talked to him?
00:35:12Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:14I know you're trying to help, but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:19You know?
00:35:21I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:23I have to try.
00:35:25Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:26Thanks.
00:35:27That's enough dad talk.
00:35:28I have a surprise for you.
00:35:32Oh.
00:35:34Uh, wait.
00:35:35Before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:39for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:42So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:35:46Yeah.
00:35:55Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:35:58We have a party to ruin.
00:36:01Here you go.
00:36:02We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:03Come to the party.
00:36:04Here.
00:36:06Oh, shit.
00:36:06That's my dad.
00:36:07Come on.
00:36:07Let's pass before you see me.
00:36:08Wait, no.
00:36:09Just show him your test.
00:36:10He'll be thrilled.
00:36:10I'll show him another time.
00:36:11No, no, no.
00:36:11You don't have time.
00:36:12Just trust me.
00:36:14Come on, Connor.
00:36:15Talk to him.
00:36:16No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:16Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:19Hey, Dad.
00:36:20Hi, sir.
00:36:20What are you doing here?
00:36:24I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:28If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:31I aced it.
00:36:38Thanks to Mia.
00:36:40No.
00:36:40No, I like barely helped at all.
00:36:42It was all Connor.
00:36:43You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:44Pride has to be earned.
00:36:46Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:50You see that little gremlin over there?
00:36:55I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:01Got it.
00:37:03What if I can't do it?
00:37:05Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:08Force her.
00:37:16Hey.
00:37:17Just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:19Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:20I just had a quick permission question.
00:37:22Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the 8th grade.
00:37:24So why are you talking to me now?
00:37:25Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:28And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:33So can I get one on one?
00:37:34Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:35Hey, enough.
00:37:36You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:38No fights.
00:37:39Do you hear me?
00:37:40Luke, stop.
00:37:41I'm busy.
00:37:41Mia, please.
00:37:42Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:45Can you help me?
00:37:46Come on.
00:37:47Just this once.
00:37:49Connor, listen.
00:37:51I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:53But it is because I-
00:37:55Dad, I gotta go.
00:37:56I'll talk to you another time.
00:37:58Get off me.
00:37:59I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:00The invite's still open?
00:38:02I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:05Come on.
00:38:06Five minutes.
00:38:12Okay.
00:38:14Alright, let's go.
00:38:18Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:27CopCon.
00:38:28What a surprise.
00:38:30I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:31Doing what?
00:38:32Looking for Mia.
00:38:34I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:38Ugh.
00:38:38You know Mia.
00:38:40She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:43But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:49She's gonna break your heart.
00:38:51And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:02I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:04No, no, no.
00:39:04Wait.
00:39:04You're not going anywhere.
00:39:06Until we talk about this party.
00:39:09We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:12Hey!
00:39:13Get the fuck off her!
00:39:17Aw shit.
00:39:18Cap's here.
00:39:19Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:22You mind if it brought us?
00:39:25Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:28let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:31Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:39All right.
00:39:40Come on.
00:39:41We'll go to party to get to.
00:39:44Fine.
00:39:46I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:50You know,
00:39:52for a second there I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:39:56when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:39:59Really?
00:40:02Ew.
00:40:03No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:08So,
00:40:09who is?
00:40:12You are...
00:40:17You are...
00:40:20not gonna believe
00:40:23who I'm into.
00:40:25It's crazy.
00:40:27What?
00:40:27It's so funny.
00:40:29Who is it?
00:40:34Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:38She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:40You should come.
00:40:41My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:42No, I can't.
00:40:44I have to change for that party.
00:40:46Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:48High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:50Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:53She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:40:57You could probably borrow that.
00:40:58If you're into that.
00:41:00If you weren't like once.
00:41:01Okay.
00:41:03Or if not.
00:41:04I mean...
00:41:05If you're into it.
00:41:07Really?
00:41:10Yeah.
00:41:11I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:13Right?
00:41:14Yeah.
00:41:15Get it?
00:41:15Oh, yeah.
00:41:16Cool.
00:41:17Go away the way.
00:41:18Okay.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18Let's go.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:21Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:25Come on.
00:41:26I need an answer.
00:41:29Should I?
00:41:41Mia.
00:41:42Yeah.
00:41:44Look.
00:41:50Wow.
00:41:52Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:41:54You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are gonna be famous.
00:41:59What?
00:42:00Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:02No, I'm future girl, remember?
00:42:05Right.
00:42:06Also, you gotta enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:13Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:28Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's gonna happen, who shows up first?
00:42:34I actually have no idea.
00:42:40Hey, ConCon.
00:42:42I'm Sasquatch.
00:42:44I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:48And, I brought party favors.
00:42:51Everyone's already done.
00:42:52We're studying on the way over.
00:43:20I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:43:25So cute.
00:43:26Oh, on page four, there's a great palaboy that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:31Yeah.
00:43:32Page four.
00:43:33She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:38Hey.
00:43:39Hey.
00:43:41I like your pigtails.
00:43:43And everybody had braces, Mia.
00:43:47This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:51Actually...
00:43:53It does.
00:43:56Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:43:59Um...
00:44:00Yeah.
00:44:00That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:02Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters?
00:44:08See page seven.
00:44:08As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:11Are you blind?
00:44:12She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:16You know...
00:44:18A year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:21But...
00:44:22Now I know everything in here made me...
00:44:24Who I am today.
00:44:29So go ahead.
00:44:31Read away.
00:44:32I have nothing to hide.
00:44:33Unlike you.
00:44:35If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you.
00:44:36For all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:38You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:40What about...
00:44:41What you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:46What?
00:44:48I...
00:44:48Nobody knows about that.
00:44:50You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:52Facebook? What?
00:44:53Okay, English much?
00:44:55You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:44:58But the only one getting exposed today...
00:45:01Is you.
00:45:11What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:13Your couch potato cookie.
00:45:15Yeah.
00:45:15Show us your stressed-out brainy pain.
00:45:18That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:21My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:22And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:24Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:25Hey.
00:45:26You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:28And you know what?
00:45:28It's okay.
00:45:30It's okay.
00:45:30I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:36Jessica, you think being prom queen is all about looks, right?
00:45:42High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:45Flam it while you've got it.
00:45:47You want my shine?
00:45:49You want my glossy?
00:45:52You want my sexy?
00:45:53You want my stassy?
00:45:55You ain't gonna get it.
00:45:56Ain't gonna get it?
00:45:58Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:00Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:01Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:01Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:01No, you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:02You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:04I'm gonna get it.
00:46:07Holy shit, Mia!
00:46:09Woo!
00:46:09Yeah!
00:46:10Yes, Mia!
00:46:11Okay, Mia!
00:46:12Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:14Wow, look at you pretending to be hot and popular. FYI, you will never be like us. You will never
00:46:22live like us.
00:46:24No, I want to live better. How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:29I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:35High school bucket list, item number 13. Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:43Who cares if they stripped? Anyone can do that. I can do it. And I bet I can do it
00:46:48even better.
00:47:00Fine. Let those nalphregers have a dumbass party.
00:47:04Bye, Jess.
00:47:09Oh, even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:15I love you too.
00:47:18I love you too.
00:47:20I love you too.
00:47:22I love you too.
00:47:22I love you too.
00:47:24I love you too.
00:47:37GewordER
00:47:37Ow!
00:47:39Ah! My wrist! I think I sprained it!
00:47:43Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Minuh!
00:47:45Hey, she's not waking up! She needs help!
00:47:48someone at least get me some ice now don't make me ask again bitches
00:47:55you can't quit on me right now yeah not before i not before i tell you that i
00:48:04yeah i've always yeah hey hey hey me are you okay yeah yeah
00:48:13what happened jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game okay i was trying
00:48:20to recycle how would i know her giant head would get in the way i didn't see that coming
00:48:33okay hey party's over everyone out you heard him go get out remember vote me up vote me up
00:48:40vote me up i got you come on let's go
00:48:53thank you for saving my life i'm just glad you're okay for the record
00:49:02you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit
00:49:10what's wrong just never gets better better at what her bullying just gets worse and worse
00:49:19and somehow she still ends up with you
00:49:24i would never date jessica connor seriously stop don't make promises you can't keep
00:49:34you know the girl i actually do like she i know she's a genius you're getting your grades
00:49:42what's up for her it's really cool get some rest i'll be in the guest room connor can you stay
00:49:51with me
00:50:09you're the genius dummy i'm doing this all for you
00:50:27you're the genius
00:50:30oh
00:50:30oh
00:50:32oh
00:50:32oh
00:50:32oh
00:50:34oh
00:50:35oh
00:50:35oh
00:50:37oh
00:50:38oh
00:50:38oh
00:50:38oh
00:50:38oh
00:50:47what i don't i like to sing when i'm busy or bored so it's never around anyone which
00:50:59is good
00:51:00I'm not just anyone.
00:51:06What is all this?
00:51:09Well, you know the tradition.
00:51:12Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:16You want to help me rap?
00:51:18Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:21No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:25I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:29Not yet, anyway.
00:51:35So, eight ball girl, what's future me like?
00:51:40Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:42No, you're not. Don't even look. I know you're not.
00:51:48You're actually super successful.
00:51:53I'm really smart.
00:51:55Kind.
00:52:00You're pretty perfect.
00:52:06No wonder I was in love.
00:52:15Hold up. Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:17No one.
00:52:20I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:26Because now I know all of these is awesome.
00:52:31Yeah.
00:52:33So, who do I get married to?
00:52:37Jessica Alba.
00:52:39So, you gotta get over that Brittany crash, because things get complicated.
00:52:44Okay.
00:52:45Yeah.
00:52:46You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:49Really?
00:52:50You know what I see in our future?
00:52:57Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:00I'd love to.
00:53:03Question.
00:53:04Are you gonna invite your dad?
00:53:07I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:10He's busy.
00:53:12He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:14Hey.
00:53:15Hey, hey.
00:53:18Connor.
00:53:19Your dad.
00:53:21Enough about my dad.
00:53:22Actually.
00:53:22Come on.
00:53:23You don't want to be late.
00:53:25Okay.
00:53:40Everyone's gonna love these, Mia.
00:53:42This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:44Sure.
00:53:48But, I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:51Because, in a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:53:56And, who knows what'll happen then.
00:53:58Right?
00:54:03Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:06Oh.
00:54:08You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:11The class loved my gifts so much, I already got all their votes.
00:54:28So, you're buying votes now?
00:54:31Me?
00:54:32No.
00:54:33I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:38But, I'm sure they'll like your goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:54:45Besties?
00:54:46You don't even know their names.
00:54:49Of course I do.
00:54:52Well, the hot ones.
00:54:54The rest are freaks, not people.
00:54:56But, hey.
00:54:57Money talks, right?
00:54:58Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:02But, come on now.
00:55:03Let's see what you got.
00:55:13Look.
00:55:14Trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:19I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:28At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:31Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:35But, you can't.
00:55:37Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:39Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:42Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:45Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:48And I love all my subjects.
00:55:51Even you.
00:55:52Look.
00:55:52Look.
00:55:59When I go see her.
00:56:05금 Wally Subcar 되는데 bank.
00:56:08Hold on.
00:56:10Why should she wear two pink違eks and blue colorape like another Aunt Joselja?
00:56:18Okay, wait.
00:56:21Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body. I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:27Oh, and Con Con, here is your gift. Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:34I don't want anything from you.
00:56:38Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:46No matter what I do, this always gets her way. Prom Queen, Connor, what am I even doing here?
00:56:55Bribes aren't my thing. Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though. He might be down.
00:57:03Hey, Mia, wait. Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:07They're special. Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:12No, no. No, they're stupid. And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:18Just trust me. They're gonna love them.
00:57:22Hey, you guys. Mia has gifts for all of you. And you're gonna love them.
00:57:36Of course.
00:57:43See?
00:57:45It's yours.
00:57:54So I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when under the real world, you'll remember
00:58:05them.
00:58:06Mia, what did you do?
00:58:12How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:16I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:20But you should.
00:58:21You're more talented than you know.
00:58:24You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
00:58:40You'll be an amazing songwriter. Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:49That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:58:55Be Jordan.
00:58:58Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:01I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:05Just wait a few years. You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:11And you deserve it.
00:59:18Everybody shut up!
00:59:20Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:23Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:26I got one for you, too.
00:59:33You trash.
00:59:34I think you have two pies.
00:59:35Booo.
00:59:37Fuck!
00:59:38Okay. Alright, fine.
00:59:39Please!
00:59:46Hey, um.
00:59:50This one's for you.
01:00:01Mia, I
01:00:05Me and my dad used to fish every weekend
01:00:09This is the first lure he ever bought me
01:00:12How did you find
01:00:14Magic 8-ball, you remember?
01:00:16A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral
01:00:20It's his favorite memory of them together
01:00:21Do everything with your dad
01:00:24If all you can
01:00:28You'll never get this time back
01:00:31Thank you
01:00:36Oh my god, I didn't get you anything
01:00:38Hey, no
01:00:38Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it
01:00:40Promise me
01:00:42That you'll invite your dad to the games
01:00:44That's all I want
01:00:56For you
01:00:58I'll do it
01:01:03Congrats
01:01:04Looks like you went over the class
01:01:07Now what?
01:01:11It's time to step out of the shadows
01:01:16Hey everyone
01:01:18Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals
01:01:24Boycotting Jessica's prom queens
01:01:37I knew he wouldn't make it
01:01:56What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:01Animals aren't allowed in the gym
01:02:05We're taking a stand
01:02:07We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you
01:02:11No plastics for prom
01:02:13No plastics for prom
01:02:15You all worshipped me a year ago
01:02:18Worshipped?
01:02:21They were terrified of you
01:02:22It's just that they were too scared to speak
01:02:25But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:32Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects
01:02:36Let's hear your voice
01:02:41Attention everyone
01:02:43America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins
01:02:47Just volunteered
01:02:49To sing the national anthem
01:02:52In front of the whole school
01:03:08Come on, Mia
01:03:11We're all waiting
01:03:14Hey
01:03:15Hey, yes you can
01:03:17Show them all what you can do
01:03:21All of them
01:03:24No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people
01:03:26Just don't look at them
01:03:29Look at me
01:03:31I believe in you, Mia
01:03:33Get your can of water, buddy
01:03:35This is going to be legendary
01:03:38I believe in you
01:03:45High school bucket list, item number 14
01:03:48Live your Beyonce fantasy
01:03:53Hi everyone
01:03:55Please rise
01:04:11Oh
01:04:19Just look at me
01:04:20Just look at me
01:04:29Oh say can you see
01:04:34By the dawn's early light
01:04:41What so proudly we hailed
01:04:46At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:51Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:04:57Through the perilous fight
01:05:02O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:07Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:11And the rocket's red glare
01:05:16The bombs bursting in air
01:05:21Gave proof through the night
01:05:25Gave proof through the night
01:05:26That our flag was still there
01:05:31Oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:44O'er the land of the free
01:05:49And the home of the brave
01:05:56I believe
01:06:07O'er the ramparts we watched
01:06:08Give it up for Mia
01:06:11This is going to be your new prom queen
01:06:16See? Everyone loves you more.
01:06:35If you wanna win, you gotta give them a show, right?
01:06:38Yeah.
01:06:39Plus, I like kissing you.
01:06:40What were you saying?
01:06:42Oh, nothing that I, um, just that I'm really...
01:06:54Shit, that's my dad.
01:06:56What is he doing here? He never comes to my games.
01:06:58What if I fuck up?
01:07:00Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine.
01:07:05This is the big game, Mia.
01:07:07This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:09Hey, look at me.
01:07:11I already know what happens.
01:07:13Remember?
01:07:15Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:07:19It'll seem impossible, but trust me.
01:07:26I trust you.
01:07:30And here we go, everyone.
01:07:31The big championship game.
01:07:33The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:36Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
01:07:38Let's begin.
01:08:06And ten seconds left.
01:08:07The home team is done.
01:08:08Down two points.
01:08:10And Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:16He's gonna risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:28And there he goes.
01:08:33Yes, he scores!
01:08:35The Fairfield Lions 49-48, and they win the game!
01:08:49Let's go!
01:08:52First, an A, and now this.
01:08:56Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:09:00Yeah.
01:09:00Really?
01:09:02Really.
01:09:04I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:07And on you.
01:09:13I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:15Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:19Congratulations.
01:09:21Yeah.
01:09:23Yeah.
01:09:25You were right about everything.
01:09:27Oh!
01:09:28Am I being pumped?
01:09:30That pipply mouth breather isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:09:35We will take her down with the dance.
01:09:38For good!
01:09:40I won because of you.
01:09:41No, no.
01:09:41He won because of you.
01:09:43I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:46But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:52I can do a lot better than that.
01:10:04Wait.
01:10:04Wait.
01:10:06Should we be doing this?
01:10:08I mean, what about your crush the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:12It's you, Mia.
01:10:13It always has been.
01:10:14Mm, hm.
01:10:18Holy circuits.
01:10:21Ha!
01:10:25Ha!
01:10:28No, no.
01:10:30No, no.
01:11:07Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:12You're staring again.
01:11:15Five more minutes.
01:11:17You're kind of distracting.
01:11:21Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:25I can't have a chem test.
01:11:27This was your chem test.
01:11:31And you passed with fine colors.
01:11:38Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:43And what about brown tonight?
01:11:48Oh, you still wanted to go to...
01:11:52I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:11:55You're never going to let that go.
01:11:58Stupid.
01:12:00It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:04How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:09Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:12What?
01:12:13Yeah.
01:12:14I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:16And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:19No, you didn't.
01:12:20Yeah.
01:12:21It's so hot.
01:12:26Okay, so...
01:12:28Hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:30Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:32Yes, please.
01:12:33Oh, well, I got to do it properly.
01:12:38Mia Watkins, will you...
01:12:48Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:51And my girlfriend?
01:12:55Yes, I will go with you.
01:12:57And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:06Come on.
01:13:07Let's go win that crown.
01:13:09Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:15I am going to give you
01:13:16the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:21Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:24Maybe she's going to.
01:13:26I don't know.
01:13:28You want to beg at the game.
01:13:31Maybe she's given up.
01:13:35No.
01:13:38She won't.
01:13:42I know she won't because...
01:13:45I've lived it.
01:13:47I'm sorry.
01:13:48Say it again?
01:13:51Okay.
01:13:53This is going to sound insane.
01:13:54Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:13:55So, I have to tell you the truth.
01:13:58I...
01:14:02I'm from...
01:14:03the future.
01:14:12The future.
01:14:14Yeah, the future.
01:14:15Cool.
01:14:16Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:17Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops or...
01:14:21an exorcist?
01:14:22No.
01:14:23You're not...
01:14:24Mia, you're not crazy.
01:14:26And you're not a liar.
01:14:28If you say you're from the future...
01:14:32I believe you.
01:14:38Okay, look.
01:14:38There'll be the future scoop.
01:14:40How does Lost Island?
01:14:42Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:43Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:46Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:48And they're doing a Buffy reboot.
01:14:51The future's viable.
01:14:53You have no idea.
01:14:54But this dance could change my whole life, actually.
01:14:59So will you help me?
01:15:01Stop.
01:15:03Come in.
01:15:05But before we close the whole mouth, that is Jess.
01:15:11What?
01:15:58Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prize.
01:16:09You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:15Yay!
01:16:19Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:22Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:16:24We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:27Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:41You look so good.
01:16:43Black is definitely your color.
01:16:45Oh, thanks.
01:16:46FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:52Oh, my God.
01:16:53Give it up, Jessica.
01:16:55I don't...
01:16:55I want Mia.
01:16:58But I want you.
01:17:00We are perfect together.
01:17:02Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:05Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:08Concon, think about your future.
01:17:12My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:15It could be.
01:17:17If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:23You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:30I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:43Jess, hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:49It could save your future if you don't.
01:17:57I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:12I tried.
01:18:14Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:18I think it's crack cane.
01:18:21I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:24Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:27I don't know.
01:18:47Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's prom queen.
01:18:53Let's welcome our prom queen finalists to the stage.
01:18:58Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:03And as expected, give it up for your prom king,
01:19:07basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:11I'm sorry.
01:19:12I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:19:23I'm sorry.
01:19:24I'm sorry.
01:19:28I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:19:29While I finish counting the votes,
01:19:32let's hear it from our prom queen finalists.
01:19:35Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:39I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:46I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:19:59Hi.
01:20:01I shouldn't be here.
01:20:04That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:08I wasn't good enough, I wasn't pretty enough, I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:17But I'm here now.
01:20:21And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:24The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:31You're not.
01:20:37Yeah.
01:20:44Alright, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:48Looks like we have a winner.
01:20:55And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:06Jessica Hart!
01:21:07Jessica Hart!
01:21:13I'm so sorry.
01:21:14It's okay.
01:21:16This is your moment.
01:21:17You earned it.
01:21:22I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:29Smile, King.
01:21:30It's for the yearbook.
01:21:36You were right.
01:21:37You saw it all.
01:21:42And you believe to me.
01:21:46Out of the way, freak.
01:21:48This is for royalty only.
01:21:50Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:54Mia has something to say.
01:21:56I warned you.
01:22:05Mia?
01:22:07Mia?
01:22:08Mia?
01:22:08Mia?
01:22:08Mia Watkins?
01:22:09They're all for Mia and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:12What?
01:22:13No!
01:22:15These are fake!
01:22:16Principal Davis, this is a setup!
01:22:19Mia.
01:22:20Is this true?
01:22:22No.
01:22:23No.
01:22:23Actually...
01:22:25Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:29Okay?
01:22:30Mia...
01:22:31Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:34It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:35Fairly.
01:22:37But don't take it from me.
01:22:39Let's see.
01:22:40Show of hands.
01:22:41Who voted for Mia?
01:22:47Mia!
01:22:48Mia!
01:22:49Mia!
01:22:50Mia!
01:22:51Mia!
01:22:52Mia!
01:22:53They actually voted for me?
01:22:55I never doubted them.
01:23:00Ori...
01:23:06High school bucket list, item number 15.
01:23:10Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:13The crown is mine!
01:23:16I'm the popular one!
01:23:17I'm hot and I'm skinny and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:21What more do you people want?!
01:23:27Ah!
01:23:41Jessica, first you cheated?
01:23:43Now you could have killed someone?
01:23:45This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:47Security!
01:23:48No!
01:23:49No!
01:23:50It was Mia!
01:23:51She...
01:23:52She knows things.
01:23:53She's like a psychic or a witch or something.
01:23:55I swear!
01:23:56Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:23:58No!
01:24:01Ah!
01:24:03No!
01:24:04Ah!!
01:24:04Ah!
01:24:05Ah!
01:24:08She's so messy!
01:24:11That's nothing Mia's talking about.
01:24:13You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:14No!
01:24:14No!
01:24:15This isn't right!
01:24:18You suck!
01:24:20You're cheating!
01:24:22Curse on you, queen, bitch!
01:24:26Here.
01:24:28Take this.
01:24:31No, I can't take that.
01:24:33Yes, I want you to.
01:24:36Clearly, no matter when or where you are,
01:24:39you can find me.
01:24:41You time-traveling nerd.
01:24:45Right here.
01:24:59Yeah, hey.
01:25:01Yeah.
01:25:04You okay?
01:25:05I'm okay.
01:25:07What happened?
01:25:16You tricked and fell.
01:25:18You all right?
01:25:19Yes.
01:25:25Where's Jessica?
01:25:27Jessica?
01:25:28Hmm?
01:25:30Jessica Hart?
01:25:32I don't know.
01:25:33She's probably in prison by now.
01:25:35Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:38I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:41Whoa.
01:25:44Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:51But that's all in the past.
01:25:53I want to focus on the future.
01:25:56You know, Watkins,
01:25:59since the first time I met you in freshman year,
01:26:03I loved you.
01:26:03You were the cutest glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:14And from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year,
01:26:22to taking on the whole world,
01:26:24I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:36Will you marry me?
01:26:39Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:50I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:53You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:26:56You didn't see this coming?
01:26:57Yeah.
01:26:59Us getting engaged?
01:27:01No.
01:27:02Not in a million years.
01:27:04But hey, I guess...
01:27:07Some things you never see coming.
01:27:11I always knew.
01:27:26I always knew.
01:27:27No one makes me feel like you do.
01:27:31And no one sets my body on fire.
01:27:37No one gives me shivers like you.
01:27:43Oh, no one does it, baby.
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