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00:38I've fought the unimaginable in defense of this world.
00:43I've battled alien tyrants, defeated nightmares from the deep, gone toe-to-toe with ancient gods.
00:52But no matter what threat I faced, I knew I wasn't facing it alone.
00:58Darkwing, Aquarius, Warwoman, Green Ghost, Red Rush, Martian Man, Immortal, the Guardians of the Globe.
01:13Today, we have lost Titans, Protectors, Heroes, and we are left to wonder, who will save us now?
01:25I will.
01:27And so will others like me.
01:30New heroes answering the call.
01:33New champions ready to risk everything to keep this planet safe.
01:38All inspired by these great souls who came before us.
01:44You will have moments of doubt, of fear, of uncertainty.
01:50But in those moments, have faith.
01:54And look to the sky.
02:04Do you seriously have to put everyone through this again?
02:08The big ones for show, but the public can't know where the actual bodies are buried.
02:13Souvenir hunters.
02:15I was never a guardian of the globe, but it was the guardians who welcomed me when I first arrived
02:22on this planet.
02:23They were my mentors, my comrades, my friends.
02:29They knew the reality of this life.
02:33Martian Man was exiled from his own people.
02:36Warwoman was from a different age.
02:38Darkwing, Darkwing, well, Darkwing, made his own kind of solitude.
02:47It was a rare, lucky few of us who found someone who understood our path.
02:54Even rarer if they accepted it.
02:57I hope they will rest in peace.
02:59But at least they will rest together.
03:05Get your hands off me!
03:09Olga, please, calm down.
03:11You wouldn't even let me see him.
03:14Joseph is finally standing still.
03:17And I still can't see him!
03:20I'd better...
03:22Yeah.
03:24You okay?
03:25Me? I don't know.
03:27Just doesn't seem real.
03:29I could have been my mom, putting my dad in one of those holes, or me.
03:33If this could happen to the guardians of the globe, it means that none of us are...
03:53This is a private ceremony, Darkblood.
03:56Hmm. Never get invited. Show up anyway.
04:01What do you want?
04:02Same as you.
04:04Discover clues, catch killer, bring to justice.
04:08And buy yourself a few more years out of hell.
04:11Don't pretend you do this because you care.
04:13You just don't want to go home.
04:16Maybe one day you'll know why.
04:19I already told Cecil everything I know.
04:22Saw nothing, heard nothing, attacked in darkness, left for dead.
04:28Are you insinuating something?
04:31Didn't mean to offend.
04:33Nuance of human conversation, difficult for me.
04:38If you remember something, I'll call you.
04:43Let's get you in a car, Oga.
04:46Robot!
04:47You know, for a bunch of computer code, you run a main superhero team.
04:52You really saved our bacon with those flaxons.
04:54Thank you, Cecil. That means a lot, coming from you.
04:57I know you've always been independent, but I want you to come work for the GDA and build me a
05:02new Guardians of the Globe.
05:03And you'll pick the team. You'll be in charge.
05:06The only person that you will answer to is me.
05:11Forgive me, but would Omni-Man not be the natural choice?
05:14Sure. Except it's never going to happen.
05:16I've tried for a decade to make him an official Guardian.
05:19He helps out, yeah, but he's never taken orders.
05:22Not from me, anyway.
05:24Then I don't know what to say.
05:26Easy. Say you'll do it.
05:36I'm feeling pizza. I can be to Naples and back before the cheese stops bubbling.
05:41Honey, let the delivery guy do it tonight.
05:44Sure.
05:50I've battled alien tyrants, defeated nightmares from the deep, gone toe to toe.
05:56You will have moments of doubt. We are left to wonder.
05:59Mark?
06:00Who will save us now?
06:01Why don't you call William?
06:02And do what? Hang out? Go buy comic books? After this?
06:06Hey! Watch the tone.
06:08It's okay.
06:08It's not. This is new. I get it. But you need to keep that separate.
06:13What happens out there, the mistakes, even the victories, you can't bring it home.
06:20Okay?
06:22Can I go to my room?
06:26Sure. Hey, we'll do some more training tomorrow. Okay? Just you and me.
06:33What?
06:34We just came from your friend's funeral.
06:37Co-workers.
06:37And you're talking about pizza and telling Mark not to feel anything?
06:41This is the life. Mark has to learn that.
06:44What if Mark and I were burying you today?
06:47I'm not so easy to kill.
06:48Yeah, well, I'm sure that's what Red Rush told Olga.
06:51Hey, he could run fast, okay? It's not exactly one of your premier superpowers.
06:57I'm sorry. I didn't mean that.
07:00But Mark and I can do more good out there than sulking in here.
07:08Just remember that Mark's a 17-year-old boy.
07:12They break more easily than you think.
07:14And I don't want a broken family.
07:48Hello?
07:52Hey, it's, uh, it's Mark Grayson, Grayson, Mark Grayson.
07:58Who?
08:01Mark? From school?
08:05I know, I'm just messing with you.
08:08Oh, God, you thought I was serious.
08:11Oh, no, no, I, I, I got it.
08:13I was wondering if you were going to call.
08:16Don't you mean when?
08:18Nah, I can think of a few reasons for if.
08:21I came on too strong, you've got a girlfriend,
08:24you're lame and you don't like chicks who kick assholes in the balls when they threaten you.
08:27Uh.
08:29You're terrified of me, aren't you?
08:31No, I think you're amazing.
08:34That's why I'm calling to tell you that.
08:36I mean, that's not why I'm calling.
08:39That's not true.
08:41Sorry, it's been a weird day.
08:44Sounds like it.
08:45You want to start again?
08:47Hey, handsome Mark Grayson, what's going on?
08:50Uh, I was thinking finals are coming up and we're both in Ms. Walker's Global Issues class.
08:56Maybe we can go over everything together?
09:00A study date?
09:02Well played.
09:03Safe and responsible, no pressure, but with potential for things to move to the next level.
09:09Smooth.
09:10Uh, ha, ha, ha, ha.
09:13Works for me.
09:15When and where?
09:27Anyone home?
09:38Mom?
09:39Eve?
09:40I thought you were at the funeral.
09:42I was.
09:43I'd say you should have been there, but it was pretty bleak.
09:46Red Rich's girlfriend had a meltdown and...
09:50You okay?
09:51Hiccups.
09:54Anything happening?
09:56Is Rex around?
09:57Rex?
09:58Eve?
09:59Hang on a second.
10:02You piece of shit!
10:04Finn, wait!
10:05Hang on!
10:06I knew there was a reason you skipped the funeral!
10:08Just, just wait a second!
10:09Don't even...
10:10Oh, God!
10:12Are you kidding me, Kate?
10:14I...
10:14I can't believe this!
10:16Eve.
10:17I am such an idiot!
10:19Rex said you're dating Invincible now.
10:21Said that you guys talked about it.
10:22What?
10:23Oh, don't give me that.
10:26It's true!
10:26What did you expect, huh?
10:28It's not true!
10:30And whatever I expected, I guess I was wrong.
10:34About both of you.
10:37Hold on!
10:38This?
10:39This doesn't mean shit!
10:41They're not even the real Kate!
10:44We're all the real Kate.
10:46Okay, I...
10:47I didn't...
10:48That's technically not what I...
10:51But you know what I mean, right?
10:57Is that demigod?
10:58Oh, shrapnel!
11:00And Burly, Pangaea, Bug-Eye,
11:02it's the crowning achievement of any crusader's career
11:05to be selected for the new Guardians of the Globe.
11:09Which makes me wonder again why you won't try out.
11:12I know, I talked it over with my dad.
11:14He wants to train me himself.
11:16Plus, my mom would kill me if I missed any more school.
11:18Then why are you here?
11:20Are you kidding?
11:21Like I'd miss this?
11:22Oh my god, there's Fight Force.
11:23Why'd they even come here?
11:25Despite your name,
11:26I believe you underestimate yourself, Invincible.
11:29I'll still be around helping.
11:31When does this all get started?
11:34Thank you all for coming here today.
11:37The Guardians of the Globe were more than a group of heroes.
11:41They were icons.
11:43Those of you who pass our trials
11:45will be among the elite.
11:50The best of the best.
12:06Needless to say,
12:07not all of you will be up to the challenge.
12:10Ouch.
12:10What's up with her?
12:12No idea.
12:13Those of you who are up to the challenge
12:16will succeed not just by the uniqueness of your abilities,
12:20but by the uniqueness of your tactics,
12:25your adaptability,
12:31the agility of your minds.
12:33Three light.
12:34No ties burning the pavement,
12:36people want to know it makes fire.
12:38Still here,
12:39still in your ear with a stop.
12:40So I don't swear,
12:41all the sun rays went.
12:42Legs, arms,
12:43head,
12:43all being moved in a frenzy.
12:45To blend in.
12:46All the right pads,
12:47meaning potential.
12:48When we rockin' over pearls.
12:50Lift for it.
12:51Ready?
12:52Snack.
12:53Jump on the river to the heart.
12:55You can go.
12:55Steady.
12:57Turn it up.
12:59What can you rock it?
13:00Like rocket fuel.
13:11and perhaps most importantly the strength of your character and spirit that is what truly makes a
13:20hero it is my pleasure to introduce the new guardians of the globe black samson shrinking
13:29ray duplicate monster girl look at her she's adorable but isn't there like an age requirement
13:41for this ride am i wrong this seems weird right rex i don't know you're here isn't there a dick
13:50size requirement i'm sorry for what your tiny dick i mean the way you've been strutting around
13:56here you must be compensating for something somebody ought to teach you some motherfucking
14:14what the
14:16still think i'm adorable
14:34oh now that's adorable i'm gonna blast that smile off your stupid green face please stop this is
14:45hardly constructed
14:46uh is this okay he asked for it
15:01okay enough get lost boy scout
15:11invincible hit that little girl oh shit uh look i'm so sorry
15:19nah my bad the kid thing sets me off every time and then it's like beast mode
15:27sorry about the dick joke i'm sure your junk is awesome
15:32it's fine i'm good you're good you can punch hard
15:38didn't need your help asshole
15:45as i was saying welcome to the guardians of the globe monster girl
15:49gonna ship blood along with rex explode once he's recovered and our final member adam eve
15:59thank you all for coming today we'll be making a public announcement shortly
16:06robot no need to thank me i obviously needed to remain impartial
16:10but i'm still delighted so many members of the teen team made the cut
16:15i can't be on the same team as rex and kate
16:18what why hey wait rex what did you do
16:24thanks for the help robot can't wait to be on your team
16:33hey what's going on rex cheated on me
16:36what with duplicate all three of her
16:39whoa whoa i walked in on them rex told her you and me were a thing
16:48what that's crazy i didn't want to say it while you're dating the guy but
16:55what an asshole he wasn't always but yeah
17:00well that sucks i'm sorry thanks
17:09as soon as the forensic investigation has concluded
17:12we'll be moving into the guardians headquarters until then we'll be training here
17:17breakfast is at 6 a.m then close in combat exercises until lunch
17:22where is kate prime
17:23had a thing i can fill her in
17:25okay just to make it clear there is no universe in which i wake up at 6 a.m
17:32and the world isn't on fire
17:35come on robot we don't need this boot camp bullshit it's us
17:39we're not on the teen team any longer rex
17:41exactly i'm sure you've had a lot of experience wrangling teenagers
17:45but i was with the guardians from day one
17:47wow thanks dad
17:49maybe if you didn't lose your powers you might have been there to help the guardians on their last day
17:53i don't know you yet
17:55so i'm gonna assume that was a joke and i don't need to beat your ass until all you want
17:59to do is call me dad again
18:06i don't know you either but we need a leader we can look in the eye not a bunch of
18:10ones and zeros
18:10no offense that's actually super offensive so wait you think you should be in charge
18:16i am the most experienced yeah at losing your powers didn't i crack that joke already
18:22why are we even putting up with this guy he wears a suit it takes batteries
18:28let's just get eve back in here
18:30i'm new to this whole team thing but i thought it involved teamwork
18:34as did i call me when you figure it out i'll be in the gym
18:38me too
18:41i'll go supervise
18:43no you won't
18:44i can do whatever i like
18:47good first day robot
18:51um
18:53i can't do three combat exercises a day
18:56i'm on a rather tight timetable to get this team operational
19:00whenever i transform i get younger
19:02it's part of the curse that gives me my powers
19:05i don't look it but i'm 24 years old
19:08i used to go by monster woman but it got too hard to explain so
19:14if you don't want to start changing my diapers
19:16three exercises a day are too much for me
19:19i didn't
19:19of course
19:20my apologies
19:21it must be difficult
19:24try having a normal relationship looking like this
19:27the guys who are interested are either going through puberty
19:30or popping up on sex offender registries
19:32i understand what it's like
19:33for the world to look at you and see one thing
19:36never knowing the truth of what's inside
19:39how can you understand
19:41you're a robot
19:47pathetic
19:48this has gotta go
19:50hide this
19:52toss this
19:53what stop
19:54hey
19:54being a geek is cool now
19:57okay
19:57so maybe amber likes comics too
19:59you thought of that
20:00you dick
20:01i'm not talking about the comics
20:03i'm talking about the dirty clothes
20:05the dishes
20:05the tissues
20:08uh
20:11better
20:11okay
20:12i brought you some homework
20:14a little naomi klein
20:15a touch of margaret atwood
20:17some ta-nehasi coats
20:18i haven't read any of those
20:19but she has
20:20so get started
20:21it'll show amber you're interested in her
20:24she's also into spicy foods
20:26stand-up comedy
20:27and fourth wave feminism
20:28when i read her file
20:31i asked around at school
20:33it's just a study date
20:35not a first date
20:36oh mark
20:37every date should feel like a first date
20:40mark
20:41your friend is here
20:53go out the back way
20:54you can thank me later when you call me
20:56and tell me exactly how it all went
20:58hi mrs grayson
20:59i'm amber
21:06i'm amber
21:09um
21:10william said i should read it
21:12to show you that i'm interested
21:14interesting
21:15and i will
21:17but this is more me
21:20an honest man
21:22i like that
21:23so you're into comics
21:26isn't that obvious
21:30what's your favorite
21:31oh man i can't pick a favorite
21:33but
21:34ooh
21:35this one is about a guy
21:37who's an underwater welder
21:38and starts seeing ghosts
21:39on the bottom of the ocean
21:40and this one
21:42is about a jack russell terrier
21:44who's a master of the metaphysical arts
21:45seance dog
21:47cool
21:48you mind if i borrow it
21:49i mean just to show you
21:51that i'm interested
21:53yeah
21:54absolutely
22:02okay
22:02don't know who that is
22:04um
22:04i figured we should start with global issues
22:06and then
22:09sorry
22:10must be a robocall
22:12this should do it
22:13so miss walker
22:14says we should focus on the
22:16um
22:19i'm gonna run and use your bathroom
22:21while you deal with that
22:22yeah
22:23uh
22:23down the hall
22:24on the left
22:32whoa
22:34christ almighty
22:35i didn't think she would ever leave
22:36hey
22:37oh
22:38what are you
22:38how did you know amber
22:40are you spying on me
22:41oh you want to be a superhero right
22:43fame glory
22:44get the pretty gal
22:45i mean that's sexist
22:47but
22:48okay
22:49well then the whole concept of personal privacy
22:51or me time
22:52that's out the window
22:54when the world needs you
22:55you answer your goddamn phone
22:58don't worry
22:59she hasn't flushed yet
23:00i don't even work for you
23:01and you never will
23:03not unless you show a little respect
23:05and decide if you want to be a superhero or not
23:07right now
23:08yes mark right now
23:11okay yes
23:12i want to help
23:14what's the problem
23:16rogue supervillain
23:17public in danger
23:18eve's already en route
23:19here so we can talk on the go
23:21eve's gonna be there
23:22well did that just sweeten the deal
23:24what no
23:25i mean
23:26um
23:27where
23:28where is this
23:29at
23:30mount rushmore
23:32okay
23:35what state is that again
23:36what do they teach you kids in school these days
23:41who are you talking to
23:43oh um
23:43that
23:44the thing with the
23:45the phone
23:46it's um
23:46it was a friend of my
23:47dad's
23:48and
23:48oh
23:48i forgot
23:49i promised
23:50i'd help him with
23:51this thing
23:52uh
23:54now
23:58how's it going in here
24:00i brought snacks
24:04south dakota
24:06know where mount rushmore is
24:08i wouldn't be asking for your help
24:10but omni-man is dealing with a kaiju
24:1210 time zones away
24:13and the new guardians are a shit show
24:14so here we are
24:16target is doc seismic
24:18he has a phd in seismology
24:19so the doc thing
24:20that's legit
24:21problem is
24:22he made himself a pair of earthquake gloves
24:24what's he want
24:25even he doesn't seem to doubt
24:26working theory says brain damage
24:28from side effect of those gloves
24:29he basically gets a concussion
24:31every time he uses them
24:33they're a basic mad scientist deal
24:35have fun kids
24:36and try to remember
24:37it's a national treasure down there
24:52you come to pray
24:54pray at this obscene monument
24:56they were oppressors
24:59racists
25:00slave owners
25:02i give you a new god
25:04worthy of worship
25:05bow before
25:07doc seismic
25:26the great emancipator
25:29he'll emancipate you
25:32from your lives
25:37wow man
25:38i'm still working on my one-liners
25:40but that one is really bad
25:50that's how you get ahead
25:52in life
25:53see it's not quite there
25:54it's not there
25:55no argument from me
25:57now die
26:02thanks
26:03anytime
26:04we need to take out his gloves
26:06those aren't gloves
26:07gloves have fingers
26:08they're more uh
26:09earthquake bracelets
26:10you're wearing earthquake bracelets
26:34you should be on my side
26:36we can tear down the old power structure
26:39build a new order
26:40i mean look at the costume
26:42they've got you in
26:43talk about pandering to gender roles
26:46i designed my own costume
26:48and i thought your doctor was in seismology
26:51undergrad in sociology and women's studies
26:52i had a minor in african dance
26:54but enough politics
26:55i had a minor in african dance
27:25i had a minor in african dance
28:18thank you
28:19don't mention him
28:35He's slipping yeah, god damn it. I should have spent more time working on the
29:07well that guy is toast oh I see so like none of these sounded huh okay I gotta go
29:14I'll talk to you later Eve thanks you're welcome whoa slow down what's up Cecil asked me to save
29:29Mount Rushmore but I left Amber waiting in the room so I gotta you left a girl in your room
29:32while
29:32you flew off to deal with a crisis good I mean not good for her but good that's the tricky
29:40part
29:41of the job balancing what you want to do with what you need to do remember you're not just a
29:50superhero mark you're a Viltrumite we have responsibilities that normal humans don't
30:00right yeah thanks hey one last piece of fatherly advice okay you might want to change
30:08oh crap dad you got a little
30:21I am so sorry I've been sitting here for an hour I know uh oh that's a good one would
30:29you what'd you
30:30think why did you even agree to hang out if you weren't gonna hang out I do want to hang
30:36out I
30:37just didn't think that could have fooled me I don't even know why I came oh okay then why did
30:46you come
30:46you didn't even know I existed until I stood up to Todd for the record Todd kicked your ass for
30:54the record
30:55that's absolutely true I've had guys throw punches for me before but you're the first one who stood
31:02there and took them twice I wanted to know the kind of guy that would do that an idiot maybe
31:10maybe not
31:12so what now I finished all the review questions while you were off saving the world or whatever
31:19it's big sir really big first time I've seen Omni man on the ropes like that
31:31also it might not be dead put it on ice you never know when something like that might come in
31:37handy
31:37yes sir
31:41oh good god
31:45calamari for dinner
31:47get that off my counter
31:50oh you sure it's considered a delicacy in some places and an aphrodisiac
31:56like you need it
31:58did you call Cecil about putting some protection on the house
32:02I was kind of busy
32:03Nolan
32:04yeah I'll take care of it
32:06thank you
32:07hey don't forget I just took down a freaking kaiju and saved the world
32:11your husband's a badass
32:13yeah well you're not the only badass in this family
32:17I sold a house today that had a double homicide
32:20I told them lightning never strikes twice
32:25are you seriously gonna put that on the grill
32:30I've been sleepless at night
32:34cause I don't know how I feel
32:39I've been waiting on you
32:43just to say something real
33:10surprise
33:13look I screwed up you I know I did I just
33:16I just I don't know why I keep doing this I don't want to
33:19you know that right
33:20you know I love you
33:22I know
33:23but that wasn't an apology Rex
33:27you're right I'm sorry
33:29look give me a do-over just this one time
33:32I'll be better
33:33I promise
33:35good luck with the new team Rex
34:01good for you Mark
34:15good luck with the new team
34:20we are the best
34:21yeah
34:30last call
34:37You know the drill.
34:39Oh, Thursday.
34:42Chicken pot pie.
34:43Everybody's favorite.
34:46Stay back from the door.
35:08Huh?
35:14Shit.
35:17Ah, sorry Pete.
35:44Damn, chicken pot pie night.
35:58How?
36:00Obvious.
36:01As the original article, my intellect's undiluted by the cloning process that created you.
36:08Oh, please, just open the door.
36:12Say it.
36:14You cheap, genetically inferior knockoff.
36:19Say it.
36:20What?
36:21Stay here forever.
36:27I'm the clone.
36:29Yes, you are.
36:31This way.
36:33Hey.
36:38Run.
36:41Run.
36:41Run.
36:42Runners who's dancing like you wake up in chickies and load the cliff.
36:45The rate of our section makes statisticians still sick.
36:48Accountants think it's sicky.
36:49They never counted so quickly.
36:51God I'm upset for me.
36:52I'm gonna pay abacus for our lives.
37:05CLEAR ATTACK!
37:23CLEAR ATTACK!
37:25CLEAR ATTACK!
37:30We have a benefactor, it seems.
37:53CLEAR ATTACK!
37:59Multi-phased fusion generator in the 30 megawatt range.
38:05What now?
38:07I'm surprised you don't see it. You being the original and all.
38:23CLEAR ATTACK!
38:36I'd say I'll miss you, brother.
38:40But I can always make another one.
38:51So, give me an update. You getting my team ready for the deep end yet?
38:57We still have work to do, but I feel confident in the progress we've made today.
39:19What?
39:28My apologies.
39:30Didn't mean to scare.
39:33What are you doing in my house?
39:35Seeking information, clues, answers.
39:40Answers to what?
39:42That night, the massacre.
39:45Still not clear to me.
39:47I don't know what you're talking about. You need to leave now.
39:51Seven dead, one alive, your husband.
39:55Was hoping you could make that piece fit.
39:58Well, you'll have to ask him.
40:00Did. Answers were... unsatisfactory.
40:05Why do you care?
40:06Escape from hell.
40:09Seek justice for others to save own soul.
40:12Husband told you nothing. Not a whisper to soothe your fears.
40:17No. He didn't see anything.
40:19Hmm. You have a lovely home.
40:23Debbie?
40:25You alright? I thought I heard something.
40:31I'm fine.
40:32I'm fine.
40:33I was just coming to bed.
40:34Hmm.
40:49You see?
40:50Yes, I did.
40:52Yes.
40:55Okay.
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