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Invincible S01E03 [Full Movie] [Vertical Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:38I fought the unimaginable.
00:40In defense of this world.
00:43I've battled alien tyrants.
00:46Defeated nightmares from the deep.
00:49Gone toe to toe with ancient gods.
00:52But no matter what threat I faced, I knew I wasn't facing it alone.
00:58Darkwing.
00:59Aquarius.
01:01Warwoman.
01:03Green Ghost.
01:04Red Rush.
01:06Martian Man.
01:08Immortal.
01:10The Guardians of the Globe.
01:13Today, we have lost Titans.
01:16Protectors.
01:18Heroes.
01:19And we are left to wonder, who will save us now?
01:25I will.
01:27And so will others like me.
01:30New heroes answering the call.
01:32New champions, ready to risk everything to keep this planet safe.
01:38All inspired by these great souls who came before us.
01:44You will have moments of doubt, of fear, of uncertainty.
01:50But in those moments, have faith.
01:54And look to the sky.
02:04You seriously have to put everyone through this again?
02:08The big ones for show, but the public can't know where the actual bodies are buried.
02:12Souvenir hunters.
02:14Jesus.
02:15I was never a guardian of the globe.
02:18But it was the guardians who welcomed me when I first arrived on this planet.
02:23They were my mentors.
02:25My comrades.
02:27My friends.
02:29They knew the reality of this life.
02:33Martian Man was exiled from his own people.
02:36War Woman was from a different age.
02:39Darkwing...
02:41Well, Darkwing made his own kind of solitude.
02:47It was a rare, lucky few of us who found someone who understood our path.
02:54Even rarer if they accepted it.
02:57I hope they will rest in peace.
02:59But at least they will rest together.
03:05Get your hands off me!
03:09Olga, please.
03:10Calm down.
03:12You wouldn't even let me see him.
03:14Joseph is finally standing still.
03:17And I still can't see him!
03:21I'd better...
03:22Yeah.
03:24You okay?
03:25Me? I don't know.
03:27Just doesn't seem real.
03:29I could have been my mom.
03:30Putting my dad in one of those holes.
03:32Or me.
03:33If this could happen to the guardians of the globe, it means that none of us are...
03:53This is a private ceremony, Darkblood.
03:56Hmm.
03:58Never get invited.
03:59Show up anyway.
04:01What do you want?
04:02Same as you.
04:04Discover clues, catch killer, bring to justice.
04:08And buy yourself a few more years out of hell.
04:11Don't pretend you do this because you care.
04:13You just don't want to go home.
04:15Maybe one day, you'll know why.
04:19I already told Cecil everything I know.
04:23Saw nothing, heard nothing.
04:25Attacked in darkness.
04:27Left for dead.
04:28Are you insinuating something?
04:31Didn't mean to offend.
04:34Nuance of human conversation.
04:36Difficult for me.
04:38If you remember something, I'll call you.
04:43Let's get you in a car, Olga.
04:46Robot!
04:47You know, for a bunch of computer code, you run a main superhero team.
04:52You really saved our bacon with those flaxons.
04:54Thank you, Cecil.
04:55That means a lot coming from you.
04:57I know you've always been independent, but I want you to come work for the GDA and build
05:02me a new Guardians of the Globe, and you'll pick the team.
05:05You'll be in charge.
05:06The only person that you will answer to is me.
05:11Forgive me, but would Omni-Man not be the natural choice?
05:14Sure.
05:15Except it's never going to happen.
05:16I've tried for a decade to make him an official Guardian.
05:19He helps out, yeah, but he's never taken orders.
05:22Not from me, anyway.
05:24Then I don't know what to say.
05:26Easy.
05:27Say you'll do it.
05:36I'm feeling pizza.
05:38I can be to Naples and back before the cheese stops bubbling.
05:41Honey, let the delivery guy do it tonight.
05:45Sure.
05:50I've battled alien tyrants, defeated nightmares from the deep, gone toe to toe.
05:56You will have moments of doubt.
05:57We are left to wonder.
05:59Mark?
06:00Who will save us now?
06:01Why don't you call William?
06:02And do what?
06:03Hang out?
06:04Go buy comic books?
06:05After this?
06:06Hey, watch the tone.
06:08It's okay.
06:09It's not.
06:09This is new.
06:10I get it.
06:11But you need to keep that separate.
06:13What happens out there, the mistakes, even the victories, you can't bring it home.
06:20Okay?
06:22Can I go to my room?
06:26Sure.
06:27Hey, we'll do some more training tomorrow.
06:28Okay?
06:29Just you and me.
06:33What?
06:34We just came from your friend's funeral.
06:37Coworkers.
06:37And you're talking about pizza and telling Mark not to feel anything?
06:41This is the life.
06:42Mark has to learn that.
06:44What if Mark and I were burying you today?
06:47I'm not so easy to kill.
06:48Yeah, well, I'm sure that's what Red Rush told Olga.
06:51Hey, he could run fast, okay?
06:52It's not exactly one of your premier superpowers.
06:57I'm sorry.
06:58I didn't mean that.
07:00But Mark and I can do more good out there than sulking in here.
07:09Just remember that Mark's a 17-year-old boy.
07:12They break more easily than you think.
07:14And I don't want a broken family.
07:16You think this might be a complicity?
07:20I'd love to.
07:20Oh, my God.
07:46Uh-huh...
07:46Everything you said I left on Red Boy
07:48Hello?
07:52Hey, it's, uh, it's Mark Grayson.
07:56Mark Grayson.
07:58Who?
08:01Mark?
08:02From school?
08:05I know, I'm just messing with you.
08:08Oh, God, you thought I was serious.
08:11Oh, no, no, I got it.
08:13I was wondering if you were going to call.
08:16Don't you mean when?
08:19Nah, I can think of a few reasons for if.
08:21I came on too strong, you've got a girlfriend,
08:24you're lame and you don't like chicks who kick assholes in the balls when they threaten you.
08:28Uh...
08:29You're terrified of me, aren't you?
08:31No, I think you're amazing.
08:34That's why I'm calling to tell you that.
08:36I mean, that's not why I'm calling.
08:39That's not true.
08:41Sorry, it's been a weird day.
08:44Sounds like it.
08:45You want to start again?
08:47Hey, handsome Mark Grayson?
08:49What's going on?
08:51Uh, I was thinking finals are coming up and we're both in Ms. Walker's Global Issues class.
08:56Maybe we can go over everything together?
08:59A study date?
09:02Well played.
09:03Safe and responsible, no pressure, but with potential for things to move to the next level.
09:09Smooth.
09:11Uh...
09:13Works for me.
09:15When and where?
09:27Anyone home?
09:39Eve?
09:40I thought you were at the funeral.
09:42I was.
09:43I'd say you should have been there, but it was pretty bleak.
09:46Red Rich's girlfriend had a meltdown and...
09:50You okay?
09:51Hiccups.
09:54Anything happening?
09:56Is Rex around?
09:57Rex?
09:58Eve?
09:59Hang on a second.
10:02You piece of shit!
10:04Finn?
10:05Wait!
10:05Hang on!
10:06I knew there was a reason you skipped the funeral!
10:08Just, just wait a second!
10:09Don't even...
10:10Oh, God!
10:12Are you kidding me, Kate?
10:14I...
10:14I can't believe this!
10:16Eve...
10:17I am such an idiot!
10:19Rex said you're dating Invincible now.
10:21Said that you guys talked about it.
10:23What?
10:23Oh, don't give me that!
10:26It's true!
10:26What did you expect, huh?
10:28It's not true!
10:30And whatever I expected, I guess I was wrong.
10:34About both of you.
10:37Hold on!
10:38This?
10:39This doesn't mean shit!
10:41They're not even the real Kate!
10:44We're all the real Kate.
10:46Okay, I...
10:47I didn't...
10:48That's technically not what I...
10:51But you know what I mean, right?
10:57Is that demigod?
10:58Oh, shrapnel!
11:00And Burly, Pangaea, Bug-Eye,
11:02it's the crowning achievement of any crusader's career
11:05to be selected for the new Guardians of the Globe.
11:09Which makes me wonder again why you won't try out.
11:12I know, I talked it over with my dad.
11:14He wants to train me himself.
11:16Plus, my mom would kill me if I missed any more school.
11:18Then why are you here?
11:20Are you kidding?
11:21Like I'd miss this?
11:22Oh my god, there's Fight Force.
11:23Why'd they even come here?
11:25Despite your name,
11:26I believe you underestimate yourself, Invincible.
11:29I'll still be around helping.
11:31When does this all get started?
11:34Thank you all for coming here today.
11:37The Guardians of the Globe were more than a group of heroes.
11:41They were icons.
11:43Those of you who pass our trials
11:45will be among the elite.
11:50The best of the best.
12:06Needless to say,
12:07not all of you will be up to the challenge.
12:10Ouch.
12:10What's up with her?
12:12No idea.
12:13Those of you who are up to the challenge
12:16will succeed not just by the uniqueness of your abilities,
12:20but by the uniqueness of your tactics,
12:25your adaptability,
12:31the agility of your minds.
12:48Oh!
12:49Oh!
12:49Oh!
12:49Oh!
12:49Oh!
13:11and perhaps most importantly
13:14the strength of your character
13:16and spirit
13:17that is what truly makes a hero
13:22it is my pleasure to introduce the new guardians of the globe
13:26black samson
13:28shrinking ray
13:30duplicate
13:32monster girl
13:36look at her she's adorable
13:39but isn't there like an age requirement for this ride
13:41am i wrong this seems weird right
13:47rex
13:47i don't know you're here
13:49isn't there a dick size requirement
13:51i'm sorry
13:52for what your tiny dick
13:54i mean the way you've been strutting around here
13:56you must be compensating for something
14:03somebody ought to teach you
14:04some motherfucking
14:06and what the
14:07my
14:08i guess you missed my try out
14:21still think i'm adorable
14:37i'm gonna blast that smile
14:40off your stupid
14:41green
14:42face
14:43please stop this is hardly constructive
14:49uh
14:50is this okay
14:51he asked for it
15:01okay enough
15:02get lost boy scout
15:04i said enough
15:11invincible hit that little girl
15:14oh shit
15:15uh look i'm so sorry
15:19no my bad
15:21the kid thing sets me off every time and then it's like
15:25beast mode
15:27sorry about the dick joke
15:28i'm sure your junk is awesome
15:32it's fine
15:32i'm good
15:33you're good
15:34you can punch hard
15:37didn't need your help
15:39asshole
15:41oh christ
15:45as i was saying
15:47welcome to the guardians of the globe monster girl
15:49gonna shit blood
15:51along with rex explode
15:53once he's recovered
15:54and our final member
15:56adam eve
15:59thank you all for coming today
16:01we'll be making a public announcement shortly
16:05robot
16:07no need to thank me
16:08i obviously needed to remain impartial
16:10but i'm still delighted so many members of the team team made the cut
16:15i can't be on the same team as rex and kate
16:18what why
16:19hey wait
16:21rex what did you do
16:24thanks for the help robot
16:25can't wait to be on your team
16:32hey
16:33what's going on
16:35rex cheated on me
16:36what
16:37with duplicate
16:38all three of her
16:39whoa
16:41whoa
16:43i walked in on them
16:45rex told her you and me were a thing
16:48what
16:50that's crazy
16:52i didn't want to say it while you're dating the guy but what an asshole
16:56he wasn't always but yeah
17:00well
17:00that sucks
17:02i'm sorry
17:03thanks
17:09as soon as the forensic investigation has concluded
17:13we'll be moving into the guardians headquarters
17:15until then we'll be training here
17:17breakfast is at 6 a.m. then close in combat exercises until lunch
17:22where is kate prime
17:23had a thing
17:24i can fill her in
17:25okay just to make it clear
17:28there is no universe in which i wake up at 6 a.m. and the world isn't on fire
17:35come on robot we don't need this boot camp bullshit it's us
17:39we're not on the teen team any longer rex
17:41exactly
17:42i'm sure you've had a lot of experience wrangling teenagers
17:45but i was with the guardians from day one
17:47wow
17:48thanks dad
17:49maybe if you didn't lose your powers you might have been there to help the guardians on their last day
17:53i don't know you yet
17:55so i'm gonna assume that was a joke and i don't need to beat your ass until all you want
17:59to do is call me dad again
18:06i don't know you either but we need a leader we can look in the eye not a bunch of
18:10ones and zeros no offense
18:11that's actually super offensive so wait you think you should be in charge
18:16i am the most experienced
18:18yeah at losing your powers didn't i crack that joke already
18:22why are we even putting up with this guy he wears a suit it takes batteries
18:28let's just get eve back in here
18:30i'm new to this whole team thing but i thought it involved teamwork
18:34as did i
18:35call me when you figure it out i'll be in the gym
18:39me too
18:41i'll go supervise
18:43no you won't
18:44i can do whatever i like
18:47good first day robot
18:51um
18:53i can't do three combat exercises a day
18:56i'm on a rather tight timetable to get this team operational
19:00whenever i transform i get younger
19:02it's part of the curse that gives me my powers
19:05i don't look it but i'm 24 years old
19:08i used to go by monster woman but it got too hard to explain so
19:14if you don't want to start changing my diapers
19:16three exercises a day are too much for me
19:19i didn't
19:19of course
19:20my apologies
19:21it must be difficult
19:24try having a normal relationship looking like this
19:27the guys who are interested are either going through puberty or popping up on sex offender registries
19:32i understand what it's like for the world to look at you and see one thing
19:36never knowing the truth of what's inside
19:39how can you understand you're a robot
19:42i don't know what it's like for the world to look at you and see one of the
19:46people who are interested in that
19:47pathetic
19:48this has got to go
19:50hide this
19:52toss this
19:53what stop
19:54hey
19:54being a geek is cool now
19:57okay
19:58so maybe amber likes comics too
19:59you thought of that
20:01ya dick
20:01i'm not talking about the comics
20:03i'm talking about the dirty clothes
20:05the dishes
20:05the tissues
20:09uh...
20:11better
20:11okay
20:12i brought you some homework
20:14a little naomi klein
20:15a touch of margaret atwood
20:17some ta-nehasi coats
20:18i haven't read any of those
20:19but she has
20:20so get started
20:21it'll show amber you're interested in her
20:24she's also into spicy foods
20:26stand-up comedy
20:27and fourth wave feminism
20:29what i read her file
20:31i asked around at school
20:33it's just a study date
20:35not a first date
20:36ah mark every date should feel like a first date
20:40mark
20:41your friend is here
20:53go out the back way
20:54you can thank me later when you call me and tell me exactly how it all went
20:58hi mrs grayson
20:59i'm amber
21:10william said i should read it to show you that i'm interested interesting and i will but this is more
21:20me
21:21an honest man i like that
21:23so you're into comics
21:26isn't that obvious
21:30what's your favorite
21:31oh man i can't pick a favorite
21:33but
21:34ooh
21:35this one is about a guy who's an underwater welder and starts seeing ghosts on the bottom of the ocean
21:41and this one is about a jack russell terrier who's a master of the metaphysical arts
21:45seance dog
21:47cool
21:48you mind if i borrow it
21:49i mean just to show you that i'm interested
21:53yeah
21:53yeah
21:55absolutely
22:02okay
22:03don't know who that is
22:04um
22:04i figured we should start with global issues and then
22:09sorry
22:10must be a robo call
22:12this should do it
22:13so miss walker says we should focus on the um
22:19i'm gonna run and use your bathroom while you deal with that
22:22yeah uh down the hall
22:24on the left
22:32whoa
22:34christ almighty i didn't think she would ever leave
22:36hey
22:37oh what are you
22:38how did you know amber
22:40are you spying on me
22:41oh you want to be a superhero right
22:43fame glory
22:44get the pretty gal
22:45i mean that's sexist
22:47but
22:48okay
22:49well then the whole concept of personal privacy or me time
22:52that's out the window
22:54when the world needs you
22:55you answer your goddamn phone
22:58don't worry she hasn't flushed yet
23:00i don't even work for you
23:01and you never will
23:03not unless you show a little respect
23:05and decide if you want to be a superhero or not
23:07right now
23:08yes
23:09mark
23:10right now
23:11okay yes
23:12i want to help
23:14what's the problem
23:16rogue super villain
23:17public in danger
23:18eve's already en route
23:19here so we can talk on the go
23:21eve's gonna be there
23:22well did that just sweeten the deal
23:24what no
23:25i mean um
23:27where
23:28where is this
23:29at
23:30mount rushmore
23:32okay
23:35what state is that again
23:36what do they teach you kids in school these days
23:41who are you talking to
23:42who are you talking to
23:43oh um
23:43yeah that the thing with the the phone
23:46it's um it was a friend of my dad's and i forgot i promised i'd help him with this thing
23:52um
23:52uh
23:54now
23:58how's it going in here
24:00i brought snacks
24:30south dakota
24:31you're pushing every time he uses them
24:33they're basic mad scientist deal
24:35have fun kids
24:36i try to remember
24:37it's a national treasure down there
24:52you come to pray at this obscene monument
24:56they were oppressors racists slave owners i give you a new god worthy of worship bow before dark seismic
25:25marvelел質疸�
25:26di duncan the great emancipator
25:29he'll emancipate
25:31you setup your lives
25:37Wow, man. I'm still working on my one-liners, but that one is really bad.
25:50That's how you get ahead in life.
25:53See, it's not quite there. It's not there.
25:55No argument from me. Now die!
26:02Thanks.
26:03Anytime.
26:04We need to take out his gloves.
26:06Those aren't gloves. Gloves are fingers. They're more, uh, earthquake bracelets.
26:11Ha! You're wearing earthquake bracelets!
26:18Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
26:32Ha ha ha ha ha!
26:34You should be on my side.
26:36We can tear down the old power structure, build a new order.
26:41I mean, look at the costume they've got you in.
26:44Talk about pandering to gender roles.
26:46I designed my own costume, and I thought your doctorate was in seismology.
26:51Undergrad in sociology and women's studies. I had a minor in African dance.
26:54But enough politics!
27:35Whoa!
27:41Shit!
28:19Don't mention him.
28:23Eve! Eve!
28:30Eve!
28:31Invincible!
28:35I got you.
28:36He's slipping.
28:37God damn it.
28:38I should have spent more time working on the jet...
28:54Look out!
29:07Wow, that guy is toast.
29:09Oh, I see. So, like, none of these sound good, huh?
29:12Oh crap. I gotta go. I-I-I'll talk to you later, Eve. Thanks!
29:18You're welcome.
29:25Whoa, slow down. What's up?
29:28Cecil asked me to save Mount Rushmore, but I left Amber waiting in the room, so I gotta-
29:31You left a girl in your room while you flew off to deal with a crisis.
29:34Mm-hmm.
29:35Good. I mean, not good for her, but good. That's the tricky part of the job. Balancing what you wanna
29:43do with what you need to do.
29:46Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
29:48Remember, you're not just a superhero, Mark. You're a Viltrumite.
29:52Mm-hmm.
29:53We have responsibilities that normal humans don't.
30:00Mm-hmm, right. Yeah, thanks.
30:02Hey, one last piece of fatherly advice, okay? You might wanna change.
30:08Oh, crap. Dad, you got a little... here.
30:21I am so sorry.
30:24I've been sitting here for an hour.
30:26I know. Uh, oh, that's a good one. What'd you-what'd you think?
30:31Why did you even agree to hang out if you weren't gonna hang out?
30:35I do want to hang out. I just didn't think that-
30:39Could've fooled me. I don't even know why I came.
30:44Okay, then. Why did you come? You didn't even know I existed until I stood up to Todd.
30:50For the record, Todd kicked your ass.
30:53For the record? That's absolutely true.
30:58I've had guys throw punches for me before, but you're the first one who stood there and took them.
31:03Twice.
31:04I wanted to know the kind of guy that would do that.
31:08An idiot?
31:10Maybe. Maybe not.
31:12So what now? Hmm?
31:14I finished all the review questions while you were off saving the world or whatever.
31:19It's big, sir.
31:24Really big. First time I've seen Omni-Man on the ropes like that.
31:31Also, it might not be dead.
31:32Huh. Put it on ice. You never know when something like that might come in handy.
31:37Yes, sir.
31:41Oh, good God.
31:45Calamari for dinner?
31:47Get that off my counter!
31:50Aw, you sure? It's considered a delicacy in some places. And an aphrodisiac.
31:56Like you need it.
31:59Did you call Cecil about putting some protection on the house?
32:02I was kinda busy.
32:04Nolan.
32:04Yeah, I'll take care of it.
32:08Hey, don't forget I just took down a freaking Kaiju and saved the world.
32:12Your husband's a badass.
32:14Yeah, well, you're not the only badass in this family.
32:17I sold a house today that had a double homicide.
32:20I told him lightning never strikes twice.
32:24Are you seriously gonna put that on the grill?
32:30I've been sleepless at night
32:34Cause I don't know how I feel
32:39I've been waiting on you
32:43Just to say something real
32:48There's no light on your own
32:50And I think you know
32:54More than this come when I let you go
33:03I'm gonna throw me off
33:06To let me
33:09Surprise!
33:12Ugh, look.
33:13I screwed up you.
33:15I know I did.
33:16I just...
33:16I just...
33:16I don't know why I keep doing this.
33:18I don't want to.
33:20You know that, right?
33:21You know I love you.
33:23I know.
33:24But that wasn't an apology, Rex.
33:27You're right. I'm sorry.
33:29Look, give me a do-over.
33:31Just this one time.
33:32I'll be better.
33:33I-I promise.
33:35Good luck with the new team, Rex.
33:42Oh, fuck.
34:01Good for you, Mark.
34:36You know the drill.
34:39Oh, Thursday.
34:41Chicken pot pie.
34:43Everybody's favorite.
34:46Stay back from the door.
35:04Stay back from the door.
35:11Huh?
35:14Shit.
35:17Ah, sorry, Pete.
35:19No.
35:34You're right.
35:35No!
35:35No!
35:35No!
35:38No, no!
35:47No, no!
35:48No!
35:59how obvious as the original article my intellect's undiluted by the cloning
36:06process that created you oh please just open the door say it you cheap genetically
36:17inferior knockoff say it or stay here forever
36:27i'm the clone yes you are
36:31this way
36:47is
36:48Stick it sickie, they never counted so quickly
36:50Got em up stickin' me up off a Abacus for a mess
36:53P-p-p- fine-awson, or the fine-awson
36:57A black man, the time-drop of the-
37:01G-boss-up, shoot it, got-
37:05Clear attack!
37:09Tak-tok, G-back-dannoy, and a man's on the glass stop
37:12I'm back in the jet and I'm back it out better back off
37:15Hey, that's why I'm out of here, baby, before these cops will be down in the ground, baby, I'm running
37:22the rest of my heart in the ground, baby, hey, you're not down in the back, Jason.
37:31We have a benefactor, it seems.
37:58Oh, multi-phased fusion generator in the 30 megawatt range.
38:05What now? I'm surprised you don't see it, you being the original and all.
38:13Oh, my God.
38:19Oh, my God.
38:36I'd say I'll miss you, brother.
38:39But I can always make another one.
38:51So, give me an update.
38:54You get my team ready for the deep end yet?
38:57We still have work to do, but I feel confident in the progress we've made today.
39:28My apologies.
39:30Didn't mean to scare.
39:33What are you doing in my house?
39:36Seeking information, clues, answers.
39:41Answers to what?
39:42That night, the massacre.
39:45Still not clear to me.
39:47I don't know what you're talking about.
39:49You need to leave now.
39:50Seven dead, one alive, your husband.
39:55Was hoping you could make that piece fit.
39:58Well, you'll have to ask him.
40:00Did.
40:01Answers were unsatisfactory.
40:05Why do you care?
40:07Escape from hell.
40:08Well, seek justice for others to save own soul.
40:12Husband told you nothing.
40:14Not a whisper to soothe your fears.
40:17No.
40:18He didn't see anything.
40:19Hmm.
40:21You have a lovely home.
40:23Debbie?
40:24You all right?
40:26I thought I heard something.
40:31I'm fine.
40:33I was just coming to bed.
40:52I was just coming to bed.
40:52I was just coming to bed.
40:52I was just coming to bed.
40:53I was just coming to bed.
40:54I was just coming to bed.
40:55I was just coming to bed.
40:56I was just coming to bed.
40:58I was just coming to bed.
40:59I was just coming to bed.
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