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00:00:03A lot of people ask what I've been up to since high school.
00:00:08Honestly, nothing good.
00:00:32Thank you, my friend.
00:02:16Fuck!
00:02:17Okay.
00:02:21Shh.
00:02:25Go back.
00:02:35Come on.
00:02:39Come on.
00:02:40Come on.
00:02:47Come on.
00:02:53Come on.
00:02:56Come on.
00:03:01Come on.
00:03:13Come on.
00:03:17Come on.
00:03:17Come on.
00:03:25Come on.
00:03:28Come on.
00:03:29Oh, shit.
00:03:34Come on.
00:03:36Come on.
00:03:50Come on.
00:03:53Come on.
00:04:12Oh, shit.
00:04:32There we go.
00:05:05There we go.
00:05:29There we go.
00:06:12You want a cup of milk?
00:06:22Sure.
00:06:47Thank you, Dahlia.
00:06:59Amen.
00:07:16Amen.
00:07:17Amen.
00:07:18Let's eat.
00:07:20All right, pass the eggs.
00:07:25This is our address.
00:07:27Will you be sure to send you an article when it's in the paper?
00:07:29Yeah, as long as the commies at college don't censor it.
00:07:33You're doing the Lord's work.
00:07:37Hope to see you again soon.
00:07:38Good luck with everything.
00:07:40Bye, guys.
00:07:42Bye.
00:07:43Bye.
00:07:43Bye.
00:07:44And you're well.
00:07:47Safe travels.
00:07:49Good night.
00:07:50Bye.
00:07:58I just got my permit.
00:08:14God bless, Ruby.
00:08:17I've never been on the Internet.
00:08:20You know, Daisy, I think you got it made.
00:08:26But I can't help but be curious.
00:08:30All the people out there living big, exciting lives.
00:08:38I trade spots with you in a heartbeat.
00:08:42Bye.
00:09:09You ought to come back out in the spring and meet Dolly's baby.
00:09:14It's just Mike.
00:09:27Oh, shit.
00:09:29It ain't possible.
00:09:30USA.
00:09:31USA.
00:09:33USA.
00:09:34USA.
00:09:35USA.
00:09:36USA.
00:09:37USA.
00:09:39USA.
00:11:20Hello, Rue.
00:11:25Where's my car?
00:11:27I had to leave behind.
00:11:29I guess I'll just add it to your tab then.
00:11:32A few years after high school, I was working at a smoke shop.
00:11:36Can I just get a raw comb, please?
00:11:38Yeah, for sure.
00:11:42You keep the change, actually. Thanks.
00:11:45Okay.
00:11:57Hey, Lori, hey. How are you?
00:12:00You owe me money.
00:12:01No, I know. Yeah, I was gonna pay you back.
00:12:04You were?
00:12:04Yeah.
00:12:05But then, you know, you moved.
00:12:08I don't really have, like, ten grand right now.
00:12:11You don't owe me ten grand, silly.
00:12:13I don't?
00:12:14No.
00:12:15You did 46 months ago.
00:12:18And, um, now $10,000 at a 20% monthly interest rate over 46 months means that you actually owe
00:12:27me, uh, $43,887,000.
00:12:34Uh, $43,000,000.
00:12:38I'll settle for $100,000, but I bet you don't have that either.
00:12:46And that is how I became a drug mule.
00:13:06And that is how I became a drug mule.
00:13:33I don't, I don't really think that's impossible.
00:13:37I don't know.
00:13:39Claro que sí.
00:13:40Disfruta.
00:13:56The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is properly sealed.
00:14:20After a few runs, I decided to bring a friend.
00:14:50The danger of bodypacking is, if a balloon breaks.
00:14:54You die.
00:15:02Cotuay.
00:15:05Tal vez más de un kilo.
00:15:07Vamos a pescar, hermano.
00:15:25Hey, it's your ass in the car.
00:15:26Okay, get a crossway, please.
00:15:29Okay, get a crossway, please.
00:15:59I can only clinch for so long.
00:16:01Yeah, I know, but you gotta keep that shit up there, all right?
00:16:03I'm right through it.
00:16:07Damn, sorry.
00:16:08Hey, what the fuck did you eat?
00:16:11I'm good, thank you.
00:16:12No, gracias.
00:16:19Turn the engine off, please.
00:16:23Last porch.
00:16:30What were you ladies doing in Mexico?
00:16:32Uh, I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
00:16:41Where have you been?
00:16:42It's me.
00:16:45You think Valentine?
00:16:47You have fun?
00:16:48No.
00:16:53Oh.
00:17:37Welcome to America.
00:17:38Thank you, sir.
00:17:39Welcome to America.
00:18:30Welcome to America.
00:18:37I'm not saying they're inbred, but I have my suspicions.
00:18:44Looks good, mate.
00:18:46Here's the root.
00:18:47You haven't been killed or caught yet.
00:18:51Brave little old.
00:18:55I've done a dozen runs over the course of two years.
00:18:58Somehow, I ended up there number one mule.
00:19:10You think Wayne liked the spaghetti?
00:19:15I think Wayne likes you.
00:19:20You know, he's trying to get out of the drug business.
00:19:24Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:19:29He's been saving up.
00:19:30That's why he's got a lot of money in his safe.
00:19:36What's safe?
00:19:38The big one in his basement.
00:19:40He wants to get into avocados, and you can make a lot of money with avocados.
00:19:54What else does he have in that safe?
00:19:56I don't know.
00:19:58Important stuff.
00:20:00Where's the key?
00:20:02On his belt.
00:20:04What if there was a way to, like, take off his belt?
00:20:12I think I could figure that out.
00:20:15In between runs, I'd pick up extra cash driving for Uber.
00:20:25I left the old farm down in Texas
00:20:29And bombed all around for a time
00:20:33Then one day I found myself staring
00:20:37At a sign that rips on somebody
00:20:42The big cars in the view
00:20:44The city is crumbling.
00:20:46Crime is out of control.
00:20:48Somebody's got to do something.
00:20:50Yeah, totally.
00:20:54Up here on the right.
00:20:55Okay.
00:20:58All right.
00:20:59Let's go.
00:21:01Stay in trouble.
00:21:02I won't do, but I don't care.
00:21:04I wonder.
00:21:07Hey, babe.
00:21:08How are you?
00:21:16Yo, Howard.
00:21:17It's Bennett.
00:21:17Open up.
00:21:25How was Arizona?
00:21:27Um, yeah, no, it was great.
00:21:28Uh, I just got to hang out with Gia
00:21:30And she's doing good.
00:21:31She's, like, top of her class.
00:21:33So was I.
00:21:35I, um...
00:21:36Sometimes Lexi would let me crash on her couch.
00:21:40I always came with a lecture.
00:21:43What are your long-term goals?
00:21:45And since I couldn't be honest
00:21:46About what I've been up to,
00:21:48I'd be vague.
00:21:49Right now, it's kind of just a day at a time.
00:21:51Um, you have to plan for the future
00:21:53Because pretty soon Uber drivers
00:21:55Are going to be extinct.
00:21:57It's all going to be automated.
00:21:58Like, AI.
00:21:59They're not going to need people like you.
00:22:02Right.
00:22:07You know, I met these, uh...
00:22:10These Christians on a homestead in Texas.
00:22:13Christians in Texas?
00:22:14It was a drop-off.
00:22:16But, yeah, the Miller family.
00:22:18I can't stop thinking about them.
00:22:20It was, like, six kids.
00:22:23And they lived on a farm
00:22:25With, like, a bunch of animals.
00:22:26And no technology.
00:22:28No nothing.
00:22:29And I genuinely think
00:22:31That they were the happiest people
00:22:32I've ever met in my life.
00:22:34Because they're in a cult.
00:22:36Oh, well, maybe that's the answer.
00:22:39Christianity?
00:22:40I just feel like
00:22:42If I grew up religious
00:22:43Maybe my life would be better.
00:22:45Well, I'm not going to be friends
00:22:46With a Christian.
00:22:47Why?
00:22:49Because they're judgmental.
00:22:58You know, you really should call for this.
00:23:02Yeah, I know.
00:23:04I feel guilty, but I just...
00:23:06I haven't...
00:23:07I haven't had any time.
00:23:08I've been really busy.
00:23:09Yeah, well, you're free today.
00:23:11This is rare.
00:23:12Like, I work, like, seven days a week.
00:23:15Yeah, well, he misses you.
00:23:17Did he say that?
00:23:19Multiple times.
00:23:21Well, I don't know.
00:23:23My hours and his hours
00:23:26Don't really line up,
00:23:27So it's hard.
00:23:28I'll just, like,
00:23:29Pick up the phone and call him.
00:23:31It's not like he's going anywhere.
00:23:33He's in prison for 30 years.
00:23:37Lexi was working in Hollywood
00:23:39On a nighttime soap.
00:23:43Her boss, Patti Lance,
00:23:46Was an industry legend.
00:23:48Writers are the engineers
00:23:50Of the human soul.
00:23:52People underestimate
00:23:53The power
00:23:54Of entertainment.
00:23:57What you see
00:23:57On television
00:23:58Directly impacts
00:24:00The way we see
00:24:01One another.
00:24:03The decisions
00:24:04We make
00:24:05At home
00:24:06In schools
00:24:07And more importantly
00:24:09What we do
00:24:10At the ballot box.
00:24:12Okay?
00:24:13That means
00:24:14It's really important
00:24:16That we get 7-12 together.
00:24:19Lexi felt right at home.
00:24:21She was surrounded
00:24:22By smart, creative people
00:24:24Who cared about the world.
00:24:25We were so much
00:24:26And it's giving me
00:24:27So much anxiety.
00:24:29Unlike her sister
00:24:31Who was living
00:24:32In some right-wing
00:24:33Suburban bubble.
00:24:39How much is that
00:24:41Doggy in the window?
00:24:44The one with the
00:24:47Waggly tail?
00:24:50She spent her free time
00:24:51Trying to become
00:24:52Tick-tock famous.
00:24:53How much is that
00:24:54Doggy in the window?
00:24:56I do hope
00:24:58That doggy is for sale.
00:25:26So I go to work all day.
00:25:29I come home
00:25:30And you're pretending
00:25:31To be a puppy dog.
00:25:33I'm just
00:25:34Creating content.
00:25:36There are dishes
00:25:37In the sink
00:25:37From last night's dinner.
00:25:38There are flies
00:25:39Buzzing around.
00:25:40I am so sorry
00:25:41Mr. Nate.
00:25:42Do not apologize, Juana.
00:25:44You work for the two of us.
00:25:45She is a housekeeper
00:25:46Not a videographer.
00:25:48Well, she's good at both.
00:25:49I'd pay her to do one.
00:25:51Get to work.
00:25:52Cheers, Mr. Nate.
00:25:58How many times do we have to talk about this?
00:26:01I am in the real world making deals.
00:26:04If an investor comes across a video like this online, I'm a joke.
00:26:08People make money doing this.
00:26:10Think about what you're saying.
00:26:11What you're actually saying.
00:26:13How much is that doggy in the window?
00:26:16Who's the doggy?
00:26:17I'm the doggy.
00:26:18All right, so you're for sale.
00:26:19No.
00:26:20No, but what you're saying is
00:26:21You can buy me.
00:26:23It's just a funny video.
00:26:25Except you're not a doggy.
00:26:26You're a grown woman.
00:26:27So that makes you a what?
00:26:34A prostitute.
00:26:36No, I am not a prostitute.
00:26:38Then stop acting like you are.
00:26:40You are blowing this way out of proportion.
00:26:42I am growing my following.
00:26:44This brand might sponsor me.
00:26:45It's called monetization.
00:26:47Mm-hmm.
00:26:53Come.
00:27:03Sit.
00:27:05Sit.
00:27:12You don't need to worry about money.
00:27:14I've got money.
00:27:16Why haven't we remodeled the living room?
00:27:19Or the kitchen or the master en suite?
00:27:22Maybe we will.
00:27:24But right now I'm investing in myself.
00:27:26In the business.
00:27:29And it takes money to make money.
00:27:32Then let me chip in.
00:27:42You get a bad, bad dog.
00:27:44You get a bad, bad dog.
00:27:49What the fuck?
00:27:52Nate had taken over his dad's business.
00:27:56How about this?
00:27:57Just turn them on every time.
00:28:00You're gonna do what?
00:28:01Work.
00:28:03You gotta put on a shower.
00:28:06All right, boss.
00:28:07But what he didn't realize is how fucking hard it is to build in Southern California.
00:28:14Their wedding was around the corner.
00:28:18And Cassie was dreaming big.
00:28:22What the fuck?
00:28:24What the fuck?
00:28:25What the fuck?
00:28:25What the fuck?
00:28:25What the fuck?
00:28:27What the fuck?
00:28:27What the fuck?
00:28:31What the fuck?
00:28:33What the fuck?
00:28:37What the fuck?
00:28:38What the fuck?
00:28:39What the fuck?
00:28:39What the fuck?
00:28:40What the fuck?
00:28:40What the fuck?
00:28:41What the fuck?
00:28:41What the fuck?
00:28:42What the fuck?
00:28:42What the fuck?
00:28:43What the fuck?
00:28:44What the fuck?
00:28:44What the fuck?
00:28:51Hey, what's going on?
00:28:52Hey, how are we going?
00:28:53I don't know.
00:28:54It's all out.
00:28:56I got an eight.
00:29:03Do you know how many baby boomers died today?
00:29:07No.
00:29:086,000.
00:29:09Jesus.
00:29:10Boomer dies every 15 seconds.
00:29:13You fast forward 10 years from now, it's a tidal wave of death.
00:29:16And there's only two things certain in this life, and that's death and taxes.
00:29:21Sun Settlers will be the premier end-of-life transitional facility in California.
00:29:26We're going to offer dignity and care when these people need it most.
00:29:30You don't have to sell me.
00:29:32I just need to make sure things are moving smoothly before I invest in the second round.
00:29:36Smoothly?
00:29:37Yeah.
00:29:38Take a look at what we got going on here.
00:29:41These guys have been here since the crack of dawn.
00:29:45Trust me, Kurt, we're going to make a killing.
00:29:47If Fred ever tried to tell me what I could and could not post on social media, I'd castrate him.
00:29:53He just doesn't get the online world.
00:29:55I mean, people make so much money using it.
00:29:58I don't want to have to fight about the prices of floral arrangements or a wedding cake or ice luges.
00:30:03I don't think you can make money that fast.
00:30:05I mean, you can on OnlyFans.
00:30:07Isn't that porn?
00:30:09See, I used to think the same thing, but I started reading and it's actually the biggest misconception.
00:30:15I mean, the platform's used to sell content, communicate.
00:30:18I'd be the one in charge.
00:30:19Wait.
00:30:20Are you really considering this?
00:30:22I mean, I wasn't.
00:30:23Not until Nate started nickel and diming me.
00:30:25So what would you be posting?
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:29Probably the same stuff that I post on Instagram.
00:30:33So why would people pay for it?
00:30:35To form a deeper connection with me.
00:30:38Like, imagine all the unhappy men in the world for just $50.
00:30:44They could get a personalized pic and text from me saying,
00:30:48Good morning, handsome.
00:30:49Thinking about you today.
00:30:52That's it?
00:30:54People just want to feel special.
00:31:00Well, good luck with Nate.
00:31:05Don't underestimate me.
00:31:34Are you seeing anyone?
00:31:37No.
00:31:40You?
00:31:41Nah.
00:31:44You hear about Jules?
00:31:47No.
00:31:49Don't tell her I told you, but Natty told me she's a sugar baby.
00:31:54A sugar baby?
00:31:56A hooker.
00:31:57But there's a difference, right?
00:31:59Sugar babies don't have to have sex.
00:32:00It's like having a chef who doesn't cook.
00:32:03You ready?
00:32:03Matty worked in management, representing influencers and a few actors, including Dylan Reed.
00:32:16The heartthrob of LA Knight.
00:32:22And action.
00:32:37You're drunk.
00:32:38I just have to close up the courage.
00:32:46Cut.
00:32:47Cut.
00:32:48Cut it.
00:32:48Gorgeous.
00:32:51What if he kisses her and then says the line?
00:32:54The kiss is the button.
00:32:58Let's try it.
00:33:01Spinner, kiss her, then the line.
00:33:03Okay.
00:33:05And action!
00:33:10You're drunk.
00:33:14I just have to build up the courage.
00:33:20Good note.
00:33:22And cut!
00:33:23That's a cut.
00:33:23Where's my iced tea?
00:33:24That was the day.
00:33:26Lexi gained Dylan's respect.
00:33:29Hey, Lisa.
00:33:50Maddie's job appeared more glamorous than it was.
00:33:53Most days, she was stuck behind a desk.
00:34:00Spencer's office, this is Maddie speaking.
00:34:03Hi.
00:34:04Yeah, please.
00:34:06I have Annie on line two.
00:34:08Okay, dear.
00:34:12Darling, how are you?
00:34:14How's Baltimore?
00:34:15I was just about to call you.
00:34:17Oh, it's okay.
00:34:23Is she in good relationships with the town?
00:34:25No longer to stay at this thing.
00:34:26Stop patting.
00:34:28You're getting people $50,000 to watch a movie.
00:34:30Do I just have all of them?
00:34:31Give me a lot.
00:34:32Right?
00:34:33I'm not here.
00:34:35The manager takes 10% of everything.
00:34:41Five grand for the night.
00:34:47Good money.
00:34:49If you're Maddie's boss.
00:34:55The first step I get, right?
00:34:57Like, I'm powerless, so my addiction and my life is a manager doing fine.
00:35:01Step two.
00:35:02Only a power greater than myself can restore my sanity.
00:35:04Fine.
00:35:05I get it.
00:35:06Step three.
00:35:08I just...
00:35:11That's hard.
00:35:12Why?
00:35:14Because how am I supposed to give my life and will over to the care of God?
00:35:17Easy.
00:35:18You believe in something greater than yourself.
00:35:20That something is God.
00:35:21God is good.
00:35:22That is that.
00:35:23You know, I've never been into the whole believing in God thing, you know?
00:35:27Yeah.
00:35:27But I did meet this family, and they're super religious, and just, like, so happy.
00:35:34And it just made me think that maybe I'm the one missing something.
00:35:37Well, religious people are happier.
00:35:38That's a fact.
00:35:39Okay, so what do I do?
00:35:40Is just, like, pick up a Bible and start reading it?
00:35:42That'll be a start.
00:35:43Yeah, but isn't there a bunch of crazy shit in there?
00:35:45Like what?
00:35:46Oh, yeah, like girls.
00:35:48What does that have to do with anything?
00:35:49Well, doesn't it say that, like, gays should be put to death or something?
00:35:53That was, like, 3,000 years ago.
00:35:54What?
00:35:54So 3,000 years ago was fine to, like, put the gays to death?
00:35:57Okay, look.
00:35:58You're talking about the Israelites.
00:35:59They were on the run.
00:36:00That was the main thing, all right?
00:36:01It wasn't a time for any type of distractions.
00:36:03But being gay is a distraction.
00:36:04If you're running from the Egyptian army, fuck yeah, it's a distraction.
00:36:06You don't have time for sex.
00:36:08Yeah, but it specifically calls out gay sex.
00:36:11They didn't want men fucking mad.
00:36:13All right?
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:14They didn't say nothing about women.
00:36:17But, hold on, it kind of makes sense, though.
00:36:19Because the men had to focus back then, all right?
00:36:21The survival of the people was this thing.
00:36:23Okay, so if two men got caught kissing, they just...
00:36:26Oh, my God.
00:36:27What are you writing?
00:36:27A romance novel?
00:36:28It says men who lay with men.
00:36:30You're talking about butt sex.
00:36:33Yo.
00:36:34I don't know nothing about butt sex, but I do know that war ain't the time for butt sex.
00:36:38Stop.
00:36:40Dude.
00:36:41Okay.
00:36:41This is before the invention of soap germ theory.
00:36:44Antibiotic.
00:36:45Yeah, okay.
00:36:46I get it.
00:36:47You gotta have ground rules, real.
00:36:48I get it.
00:36:49Okay, what I'm saying is you could spend all day picking apart these books.
00:36:53What about this?
00:36:54What about that?
00:36:55All kinds of mis-translations.
00:36:56You know, just taking everything out of context.
00:36:59You either have faith or you don't have faith.
00:37:01Otherwise, you can argue about this shit forever.
00:37:07Okay, I'm sold.
00:37:08I'm making the decision, God be my witness, that I'm gonna read the Bible, okay?
00:37:13And when I do, I'm gonna read every word as absolute fact.
00:37:17God damn, you ain't gotta be so extreme about it.
00:37:19No, no, no.
00:37:20Ali, you said it yourself.
00:37:21Either you believe or you don't believe, right?
00:37:23So I'm choosing to believe.
00:37:29The miracles have begun.
00:37:32Amen.
00:37:33Hallelujah.
00:37:37All right.
00:37:46The first book of Moses, called Genesis.
00:37:53In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
00:37:58The earth was about full and void, and darkness was on the face of the deep, and the spirit of
00:38:08God was hovering over the face of the waters.
00:38:12Then God said,
00:38:14Let there be light.
00:38:21And then was light.
00:38:27Huh?
00:38:28You're a retard.
00:38:29Lori needs you.
00:38:31Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:38:32Oh, my God.
00:39:18Oh, my God.
00:39:35I'm making a chicken dinner, you know, for Faye.
00:39:39You know, just do a lot, right?
00:39:42Really sweet.
00:39:45Faye, hurry the fuck up!
00:39:55Tell her.
00:39:58Get down.
00:40:03Let's move on.
00:40:06Let's move on.
00:40:07Let's move on.
00:40:17Let's move on.
00:41:29What the fuck?
00:41:45Hey, man.
00:42:02Is there anywhere I could take a leash?
00:42:06Inside, upstairs, take a right and then a left.
00:42:13Don't touch anything you're not supposed to.
00:42:16Yeah.
00:42:18For sure.
00:43:07The probability of drawing four of a kind is 0.17%.
00:43:15I got lucky, man.
00:43:18Is that what you call it?
00:43:26Yo.
00:43:28Do you know where the bathroom is?
00:43:30It's up the stairs to the right.
00:43:31Actually, yeah.
00:43:34No.
00:43:35It's funny.
00:43:37No.
00:43:52Lucky.
00:43:56Asshole.
00:44:07oh shit sorry actually could you help me
00:44:13yeah of course i can yeah thank you so much yeah
00:44:27i'm still sore from my boob job so it's oh yeah it's a little bit difficult well if it's any
00:44:36consolation i think you look fucking amazing you think so hell yeah all right there you go thank
00:44:45you no problem so how do you know elmo
00:44:59oh
00:45:28I'm going to be right back.
00:46:00She works for Lloyd.
00:46:14You walk up in my house, dance with my girls, and you don't even introduce yourself.
00:46:21I'm so sorry.
00:46:48I was beginning to believe that I met Alamo Brown.
00:46:52For a reason.
00:46:54This is my little slice of heaven.
00:46:57Now, what's all these girls?
00:46:59Demons.
00:47:01Ask as I hand select them.
00:47:04Yeah?
00:47:04What business are yours?
00:47:06What business are you, girl?
00:47:08Help me out.
00:47:10Now I'm just curious.
00:47:15I collect the most sought-after resource on God's green earth.
00:47:21More valuable than gold, oil, uranium, combined.
00:47:28I'm in the business of pussy.
00:47:31No shit, my men.
00:47:34Hell yeah.
00:47:39See, I done peeped it from a young age now.
00:47:43I've seen it.
00:47:45Pussy.
00:47:47That thing between your legs.
00:47:49Got a Mr. Powell.
00:47:51So I figured I'd stand here right by some pussy with my cash register.
00:47:57Ka-ching.
00:47:59Ka-ching.
00:48:02Got a motherfucking chair.
00:48:06Oh, man.
00:48:07Well, I came to right fucking house then.
00:48:09That's right.
00:48:10I'm the motherfucking king of pussy.
00:48:13I own and operate five of the dirtiest and selectable strip clubs in the state of California.
00:48:20Fully nude.
00:48:21And always nude.
00:48:23Ain't that right, B?
00:48:26Yes.
00:48:27Okay.
00:48:28I'm just gonna, like, lay my cards out on the table here.
00:48:32That's, like, my dream job.
00:48:34Oh.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36You wanna be a hoe?
00:48:38No, man.
00:48:38No, no, no, no.
00:48:39I mean, like, how would I...
00:48:41I said, you know, like, uh, troubleshooting.
00:48:47Troubleshooting?
00:48:49Or troublemaking?
00:48:51I mean, a little bit of both.
00:48:52I see you.
00:48:54You're a gay one.
00:49:01I bet you run them bitches like a nigga, don't you?
00:49:05What?
00:49:06You see me?
00:49:07You got a freak up in here.
00:49:10I'm begging you.
00:49:12Hire me.
00:49:12Come on, man.
00:49:14Please.
00:49:16Don't you worry for that crack of lorry?
00:49:17Yeah, but that's, like, the worst fucking job in the world.
00:49:23Well, little lady, that's the beauty of this country we call America.
00:49:30Anyone can reinvent themselves.
00:49:35That's right, baby.
00:49:36That's right.
00:49:37That's right.
00:49:38That's right.
00:49:39That's right.
00:49:40That's right.
00:49:41Does he always like this?
00:49:43Look away.
00:49:43That's right.
00:49:45That's right.
00:49:53That's right.
00:49:56That's right.
00:49:58That's right.
00:50:03That's right.
00:50:05That's right.
00:50:11That's right.
00:50:12That's right.
00:50:13That's right.
00:50:23How's the food?
00:50:28Okay.
00:50:34Are you happy?
00:50:37Yeah.
00:50:38Good.
00:50:43So, um, can we talk about the wedding?
00:50:49What part?
00:50:52Florals?
00:50:53So, I have an idea.
00:50:57I'm not spending $50,000 on floral arrangements.
00:51:01Will you just listen?
00:51:02$2,000. I understand.
00:51:04$5,000, fine.
00:51:05But $50,000 on something that's going to die in a couple of days?
00:51:11That's insane.
00:51:13Well, I might have a solution.
00:51:19Is it less flowers?
00:51:21No.
00:51:22Is it less money?
00:51:25No.
00:51:26And there's no discussion?
00:51:32What if I paid for the flowers?
00:51:38You don't have any money.
00:51:41I can make it.
00:51:45Doing what?
00:51:48So, I've kind of actually been doing some research.
00:51:53And there's a way to make a lot of money really fast.
00:52:01How?
00:52:05Only fans.
00:52:13The porn website.
00:52:15See?
00:52:15No, that's a common misconception about the platform.
00:52:18You actually just...
00:52:19You want to do porn?
00:52:22Well, if you would just let me finish.
00:52:24It's really fascinating.
00:52:26You want to sell your body for floral arrangements?
00:52:31I will if I have to.
00:52:33I will if I have to.
00:52:37Absolutely not.
00:52:40No.
00:52:43Well, then we have a really big problem.
00:52:47Because I didn't wait my entire life to have a ghetto wedding.
00:52:55So what are you trying to say?
00:52:58That maybe we shouldn't have a wedding if you can't afford a wedding.
00:53:09I'm trading water right now.
00:53:12I can't move forward with Sun Settlers till I get the fucking environmental survey.
00:53:16I've got interest rates, the regulations, the planning and zoning commission's trying to fuck me in the ass.
00:53:22And Kurt, I'm just not sure if now is the right time to invest.
00:53:27Then maybe it's not the right time to get married.
00:53:31Baby.
00:53:32Baby, I'm trying to give you everything that you want.
00:53:35It doesn't feel that way.
00:53:37I just...
00:53:39I just need to get to the starting line.
00:53:42What's the starting line?
00:53:43What about the finish line?
00:53:44It's in view.
00:53:45It is in view.
00:53:46We are so close.
00:53:47We're so close.
00:53:51This is going to be our moment.
00:53:52My moment is walking down that aisle.
00:53:56Surrounded by my friends.
00:53:57My friends, family, and $50,000 worth of flowers.
00:54:25What kind of pictures are we talking about?
00:54:28Pretty ones.
00:54:30Yes.
00:54:48You promised me you're not going to show those in your pretty face at the same time.
00:55:00Tish?
00:55:15She's laced with Fenton.
00:55:29She's sent you?
00:55:31Sabotage my shit.
00:55:33Is that what she did?
00:55:34She put your ass up to this?
00:55:35I swear to God, I just...
00:55:36I gave you what they gave me.
00:55:38I didn't pack it.
00:55:39I didn't open it.
00:55:39I had no idea.
00:55:43I mean, if I did, why the fuck would I stay here?
00:55:47You tell me.
00:55:49It's going to sound fucking stupid now, but...
00:55:52I just...
00:55:53When we were talking...
00:55:55I thought that, uh...
00:55:58I don't know.
00:55:59I don't know.
00:55:59Maybe God brought us together.
00:56:03Yeah?
00:56:03Yeah.
00:56:04I mean, I don't want to be working for Lori.
00:56:07She's got me swallowing balloons the size of golf balls and, like, pathing my intestines and going across the border.
00:56:13It's fucking hell on earth.
00:56:14It's over some shit I did in high school.
00:56:16Oh, yeah.
00:56:17Did she just say fucking high school?
00:56:19Nigga, she talking about high school.
00:56:21Lori fronted me a suitcase in high school and then, like, my mom found it and she flushed it down
00:56:26the toilet.
00:56:27I mean, I'm not, like, blaming my mom, obviously, because I should have hid it better.
00:56:30But the point is, Lori came back and she said that I owed her $100,000 and I have been
00:56:35paying for that single fucking mistake ever since.
00:56:41So, you know, when you started talking about how in America you can reinvent yourself, I thought, I don't know,
00:56:48maybe this is God.
00:56:51I mean, maybe this is the hand of God at work, you know, giving me something to look forward to
00:56:57or, like, some kind of hope that one day I could, you know, I could also have my own little
00:57:09size hat.
00:57:14So you believe in God?
00:57:19Yes, sir.
00:57:25Well, let's see if we believe in God.
00:58:17If I were you, I'd stay real still.
00:59:35And if that's not loving me, then all I gotta say, God didn't eat any little green apples, it don't
00:59:53break in Indianapolis in the summertime.
01:00:02And if that's not loving me, then all I gotta say, God didn't eat any little green apples, it don't
01:00:14break in Indianapolis in the summertime.
01:00:21And when myself is building love, I look across the face of the Lord to ease my way.
01:00:55Oh, sometimes I call her up at home.
01:01:00Knowing she's busy, and ask if she could get away, meet me and grab a baggie.
01:01:18And she drops what she's doing, and her is down to meet me, and I'm always late.
01:01:29But she sits bravely patiently, smiles when she perceives me, cause she's with me.
01:01:39And if that's not loving me.
01:01:43And if that's not loving me.
01:01:43And if that's not loving me.
01:01:43And if that's not loving me.
01:01:45And if that's not loving me.
01:01:46And if that's not loving me.
01:01:46And if that's not loving me.
01:01:47And if that's not loving me.
01:01:48And if that's not loving me.
01:01:49And if that's not loving me.
01:01:49And if that's not loving me.
01:01:49And if that's not loving me.
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