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She's Not Homeless She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:36I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46We're juvenile.
00:01:49We're juvenile.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo!
00:01:58Let's go!
00:02:10Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:13Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:25his military family basically owns the entire global stock market he's so hot
00:02:31does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:35money fame power it's all yours are we still moving forward Miss Trixie yes
00:02:46give the presidential contract to Marissa oh I have another call coming in
00:02:53grandma I'm dying save me Trixie grandma grandma when are you getting married I'm already a hundred
00:03:04years old I'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still on deployment so
00:03:09that's why I haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud
00:03:19like you we're talking about my brother's life I don't have time for jokes please go feed your dog
00:03:35miss don't let it starve like you oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant
00:03:42me a
00:03:42wish as you can barely feed yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith
00:03:49what oh geez this is giving me a migraine are you telling me to pray to God because we've been
00:03:55doing that I'm telling you to have some faith in me okay uh I wish for you to cure my
00:04:02brother's
00:04:02illness can you do that I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted
00:04:08to
00:04:09Cleo stay right here for a second don't go too far Cleo
00:04:24my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you
00:04:44how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him I'm sorry
00:04:51I don't know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:56don't worry general I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:02I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:23I have no clue what this is oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name
00:05:32after all that's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor I'll save your son Lysander
00:05:49he's not budging there's no movement truly I have saved thousands of patients all over the world
00:05:55but I don't know what this is lord I've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all
00:06:02these methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:10who
00:06:13the goddess of healing
00:06:17wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct her right
00:06:23rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto it's what makes her a sage amongst
00:06:30mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever seen her before
00:06:39if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son I don't care if I go
00:06:44bankrupt I
00:06:46will find her James come put out about to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:53will get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:13who the hell is she
00:07:15dad she says she can cure Lysander
00:07:17she's gonna save your brother don't be ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother
00:07:24exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying
00:07:31the rich ew she even brought a filthy dog with her I bet it has fleas
00:07:37that flea infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
00:07:48don't touch him
00:07:51they say don't judge a book by its cover but I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:57so step aside I'll take it from here could you hold this
00:08:01oh you're not gonna touch my son I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general I know
00:08:10a
00:08:10gold digging whore when I see one I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:08:15wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:22a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious ew
00:08:29disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's go
00:08:37if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:44sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master Lysander into no avail
00:08:49maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:54a fraud
00:08:55all right I'll give you a shot but I warn you if you fail I'll have your and your dog's
00:09:02head
00:09:02mounted on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and I'm
00:09:10only here to
00:09:10repay your younger son's kindness but since I'm not welcome here I'll leave Devin come find me when
00:09:18you have a different wish no miss Trixie my brother is a hero to me I can't lose him well
00:09:26if he's a
00:09:27hero to you then that means he must be a good person my brother's a war hero who single-handedly
00:09:34saved this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
00:09:41who says I want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream
00:09:47of marrying a penniless bomb like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:52I mean look at her even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:59only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:02continue wasting your time but I'm saving this patient
00:10:17oh okay
00:10:20what's happening what are we doing
00:10:26what are we doing
00:10:36I knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us do you all not know that
00:10:42sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient are you insane security smash
00:10:46her face in for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy
00:10:52and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy
00:10:57yeah right I mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:01oh okay I've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:04I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:08and I've never heard of endo cryo what what
00:11:21this is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:11:24what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is what the rod of a sepulius
00:11:33why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:37I agree I mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:41what is the point of doctors who have studied for years we are all certified
00:11:47but Lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:51she's right about everything
00:11:55yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:00and again there is no such thing as endo cryo what what
00:12:03endogenic cryomorphine oh and of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:07because I just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:12:14the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but lucky for you all
00:12:20you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you
00:12:27were
00:12:27actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare to me us who actually
00:12:36studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school oh so she went to
00:12:43the
00:12:43super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases which
00:12:50mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge oh yeah if you three
00:12:58incompetent doormats want to show me up i think you all should grow parts of your brain back which
00:13:04by the way that condition is called an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means you're being
00:13:10schooled by me and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:15then let's have a bet if you can't heal him we'll break your hands
00:13:23and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:29these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to get rid of
00:13:35your competition huh miss tricksy don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at stake
00:13:44don't worry i got this
00:13:48it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:14:00lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:08are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my son
00:14:14i'll give you everything
00:14:23i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:30i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:34prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait wait what what for don't
00:14:40listen to her she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off
00:14:46of her firstly this is called greatness secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you
00:14:54couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character what did you just call me
00:15:01there's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way don't don the mantle of doctor
00:15:08when you're only capable of harm now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling
00:15:15at
00:15:15the mouth very soon oh yeah yeah you want to see real pain where's the dog well put down the
00:15:20dog with
00:15:30pleasure
00:15:31oh
00:15:38left leaves the wrong breast
00:15:44you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:50she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
00:15:58lives
00:15:59but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the queen of
00:16:05medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course i've saved entire civilizations with my
00:16:12antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:32why is she spitting blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper
00:16:37can't get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice
00:16:44this isn't fatal she'll live but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked
00:16:50for jacuzzi is ready right this way wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say
00:16:56you
00:16:56want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my
00:17:01way every second counts let's go for a dip shall we
00:17:10general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:16are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there alone
00:17:23if
00:17:24you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in all right
00:17:31but i warn you no funny business
00:17:34so
00:18:05so
00:18:12so
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:39armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions that's what i
00:18:47would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation
00:18:52held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that we have to have
00:18:59faith where did you actually find this little life uh on the streets are you shitting me
00:19:09you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:14she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:19you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:27oh my
00:19:34i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:56i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:02you see that general this isn't just a gull digging con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:09i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:17steal the
00:20:17hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that
00:20:22before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:30you regain consciousness
00:20:42help me i just want
00:20:48something's wrong
00:20:52you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:55lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:10sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:15my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you
00:21:21can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that
00:21:27bitch alive
00:21:33right rewrite the wrong
00:21:42who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:47good you're awake i'm saving you saving me by bathing with me who are you a fucking spy
00:21:56talk i swear to god i'm gonna have you arrested for this
00:22:01you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stripper
00:22:06i will never oh really
00:22:21look who's guilty now
00:22:25look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:30attracted to
00:22:32a naked woman and her breasts science okay it just means that my body oh shut up
00:22:40you're distracted me with your friend and i'm a professional i hear lysander's voice captain do
00:22:47something now ready
00:22:54we're almost there
00:22:56aim
00:22:58get him boys get him
00:23:02fire
00:23:05fire
00:23:21those davis seals
00:23:23how is this possible it's not even a scratch i told you this is dark magic
00:23:28of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing no i believe miss trixie is a good person she's not
00:23:35the
00:23:35dark witch
00:23:36young master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make
00:23:43a living how is she going to save someone else's life that's right the queen angel and i are already
00:23:49the top female doctors in the world if we can't save him no one can except for the goddess healer
00:23:55think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been in a coma for two years miss trixie must have
00:24:00woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:07maybe this homeless girl is really the god
00:24:10no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is better than us how could you know for
00:24:17sure
00:24:18right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using
00:24:25the forbidden techniques on master lysander it's called borderline revival she uses torturous pain to
00:24:32wake the patient but only temporarily it's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears that means
00:24:40my son is in tremendous pain i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler
00:24:46rod bearing
00:24:47witch my son doesn't deserve this he is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant then
00:24:54it
00:24:54looks like it's up to me the witch doctor only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:02my son's life is in your hands you heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:09i don't know who you are but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:14from me
00:25:17this isn't the finishing touch i must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:22so we can both survive
00:25:43it's poison gas
00:25:45poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:50poison gas my son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers
00:25:57like her only care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the
00:26:04poison on your son and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both
00:26:10of us killed
00:26:13i knew they promised you that i'd save you but it's now or never
00:26:30what the hell are they doing in there it's been over 10 minutes wait a second you don't think that
00:26:36there you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there don't point your fingers at me if your
00:26:43brother's dead it's because of that homeless gold digger oh my god yeah she's the one who sealed the
00:26:48door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident miss trixie wouldn't have to do
00:26:54that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this is taking way too long
00:27:00captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:07bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god get back suck
00:27:16ready aim oh shit
00:27:22quit your whining and stand down
00:27:36the parasite's been distracted shoot her dead now do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:42i said stand down don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just
00:27:50saved this
00:27:50man that otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease
00:27:56spreading tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:02you can see for yourself well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling
00:28:09in general if you won't punish her i will
00:28:15don't hurt her
00:28:21he's a cure
00:28:28his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:35there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:45miss trixie did it dad
00:28:48lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before and his heart is strong come feel it
00:28:55i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:02your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands i've learned my lesson i will
00:29:08not let these two nut jobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again wait wait no no there is only
00:29:15one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen angel and i
00:29:22the goddess healer
00:29:27could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:33over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am what matters
00:29:40is that
00:29:40the patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving
00:29:46your brother take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet he's
00:29:52right we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a
00:29:58wife if you
00:29:58cured him and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead i really appreciate it
00:30:06but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:13already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:19and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just
00:30:26got lucky with your brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but you're
00:30:31still lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really i don't need
00:30:39anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:46trixie it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:53i must go hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie it was just
00:31:07dumb
00:31:08luck she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal she could have been the richest
00:31:13woman in the world marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:20i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:26oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:44you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their
00:31:51licenses we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh
00:32:03she's no average jane no she isn't she said it was just dumb luck but if she truly had these
00:32:09special
00:32:09skills why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking dog but think about
00:32:14the impenetrable walls no normal person could have done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't
00:32:20care i have never met a woman like that i have to find her i have to make her my
00:32:24life she won my heart
00:32:26over too but if my bestest big bro wants her i'll help you find her all right listen i need
00:32:33help finding
00:32:33three wedding gifts
00:32:39i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:47now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years he was dumb enough to put my
00:32:54name on the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one with some serious
00:32:57fuck you money so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:11grandma beatrice trixie amori i've been dying to throw this in your face i'm dumping you
00:33:18for your best friend marissa in fact the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now
00:33:31you gave me this ring and asked me to wait and i did for three years while you were deployed
00:33:38yet you cheat on me with my best friend and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:44do you have no shame we were together for three years and uh it was a complete waste of my
00:33:49life
00:33:50when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:33:57that's how much you would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:03i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:11oh yeah well marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now
00:34:21she's the ceo of an entire corporation dude oh and you you're still nothing so you think she's an
00:34:33upgrade of course she's an upgrade look what she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe
00:34:43worth one millionth the presidential contract i gave her
00:34:51you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact
00:34:56marissa you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:07oh i think she's losing it bro that breakup must have hit her hard
00:35:11you two are the ungrateful cheating scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire family
00:35:20for three years while you were gone how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that
00:35:27level
00:35:29poor edna she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:33what is he talking about jersey show her bob
00:35:41this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:46she was begging on the street for money i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you even
00:35:54if
00:35:54you got no game i got street cred i got out of keep you dig the word you're looking for
00:35:59is dignity
00:36:00and you're one to speak cheater is this true trixie
00:36:09i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:15so that i can help them of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:21what is that supposed to mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:26is actually a downgrade
00:36:31enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:48and we can each get on with our lives in our lives in our lives in our lives in our
00:36:48lives
00:36:48at your wedding i will
00:36:51if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:36:56why should i do good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to
00:37:04you
00:37:04fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever
00:37:11again do you remember that
00:37:20trixie marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their
00:37:27wedding grandma i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:33trillions that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i
00:37:43inherited from aseplius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:50that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer
00:37:55it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you but please trixie dear i know it
00:38:02was to broken your heart but embellishing your worth and who you are it will only delay the healing
00:38:10process you don't have to believe me just yet after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the
00:38:16money for their medical bills i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:22that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity you've always had
00:38:27an angel's heart i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right who actually deserves you
00:38:35you will see tomorrow grandma oh yeah
00:38:44you said trixie's crashing your wedding she was bullying us too salsa she's probably trying
00:38:50next door at you now that she knows you're rich as fuck when nobody steps on snake
00:38:56snake bites back hard so let her come and embarrass herself yeah you mean
00:39:04we broadcast that video of me
00:39:09yes her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:13she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:17against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:28there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:37sir the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:42she served with her regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:47well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir so she
00:39:52waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:55fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:39:59we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power
00:40:05that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting her yes sir we will
00:40:11learn
00:40:11our lives to protect her sir let's roll
00:40:30welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we getting
00:40:35married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing my
00:40:40biomedical company to go public
00:40:45congratulations on the contract once again mrs
00:40:48wake him stowe butch is taking my last name oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:40:55you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but this is a part
00:40:59after all i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:07the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:12it's an honor and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:18we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:25not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:50you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming
00:41:56train wreck i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she uh this is our uh
00:42:02entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:42:08trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:11i bet she's here to bum a meal off us you know being this poor
00:42:17me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:22what evidence do you have of that look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:27i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:33and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:37sasa she's like so obsessed with me she will see everyone butch already cut ties with his ex but she's
00:42:45so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me this is what
00:42:51poor sad
00:42:52girls do they beg for scraps from us the rich and glorious projecting much marissa you might feel
00:43:00all high and mighty now but don't bite the hand that feeds you especially when i'm the one who's
00:43:05giving you the contract
00:43:11you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly
00:43:19have a pool to get the us president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble
00:43:25beginnings marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now
00:43:32that greed has poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what us
00:43:38rich girls
00:43:39do they steal her from lame spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa tramples
00:43:48you any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold digger
00:43:55quick
00:43:55somebody put that on a memoir so she's embarrassing me in front of everyone she'll make her stop don't
00:44:00listen to her everyone she's the gold digging blood-sucking leech i don't even have to lift a
00:44:06finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch you may look and
00:44:12sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you know what i always couldn't
00:44:17stand about you your moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies to make you and girls feel
00:44:24better about yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie because i've got the
00:44:30material goods you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be chosen because i'm the one
00:44:36who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:51oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:44:58the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:04you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract it's the lease to the modest
00:45:10home you try to swindle from me see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have
00:45:18the
00:45:18guts to go all the way look at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease and
00:45:23here she is
00:45:24like a good little uh peasant slave that house is where all her life savings
00:45:32you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:46you misunderstand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:51i'm giving it to charity
00:46:00bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she
00:46:04can pretend to be a deep pocket invest in baddie you wish you had that kind of money to just
00:46:08toss
00:46:09away trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me uh i i know what this is you've gotten
00:46:15delusional and
00:46:16you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will
00:46:20scoop you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman
00:46:26doesn't leave until we're through with her this is where your dreams will die
00:46:36we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding
00:46:41right now butch tanner well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him let's go
00:46:50you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:46:56including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:03he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled
00:47:09unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like general
00:47:16lysander armstrong no one here's gonna believe you if you really cured the incurable general then sasa
00:47:22is the fucking virgin mary and she's not you're just asking to be humiliated trixie show them butch
00:47:34see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a freeloading beggar
00:47:42she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as fuck now i'm a major in the marines
00:47:48sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:47:56president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you like
00:48:02a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the poor
00:48:08do you see
00:48:09this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're as accomplished as
00:48:16me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here maybe someone will drop a couple bucks
00:48:22in your tin can i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our friendship marissa which is
00:48:30why i came here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:35but no you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street
00:48:43corners like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:50well then why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back no
00:48:57man will
00:48:57marry an embarrassment like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:15how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:22awesome don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even the goddess of healing will be
00:49:27able to save you oh is that so security get down on your knees and give bob one hell of
00:49:38a blow job
00:49:38in front of everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the men here won't know which one
00:49:43to
00:49:44fuck i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the powerful leaders i've
00:49:49saved before could crush you before you even touch me dream on you wish general lysander scooped you
00:49:56off your feet but you weren't good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough
00:50:02you're souring my party so you either get the fuck out or i'm gonna shoot you on the count of
00:50:09three
00:50:09i think i quite like it here two
00:50:24this wine is so delicious one shoot
00:50:30nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:50who the hell is this
00:50:55i'm sorry that i'm late did they hurt you no i'm fine but um when did i become your future
00:51:03wife
00:51:05you saved me trixie remember i'm a man of my word they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:12really it was nothing i saved you because you're a good man not because i want you to owe me
00:51:18any favors
00:51:24i see what this is you're the one who cheated on me trixie look at you guys all lovey dove
00:51:30don't
00:51:30try to pin this on her she waited for you for three years this is the kind of woman of
00:51:34virtue that a man
00:51:35would die for you don't make me laugh she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash no man who in
00:51:45a
00:51:45hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:51:54i see her in the marines i'm a major you know look man i know trixie is like uh i
00:52:02don't know like a seven
00:52:03now that she's all cleaned up but don't waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:14a real man never talks about a woman that way you're a coward
00:52:29we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:33you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:38you're only getting off with it because she's so kind so you're gonna do me the favor of never
00:52:41coming near her again you understand you want to with me a little dipshit i'm a major
00:52:47you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts i'll i'll destroy you do you really not know who
00:52:53this is butch i thought you were in the marines what have you been doing this whole time if you
00:52:57don't
00:52:58know who this war hero is he was just a supply boy war hero is this all part of your
00:53:07plan trixie
00:53:08poor girl did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself a woman's
00:53:14worth is tied to the man she marries trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:23a bum girl and a pimp what a pair seems like they don't know who you are since you've been
00:53:29out of
00:53:29action for so long maybe we should try to piss them off some more don't you think bring in the
00:53:35wedding gifts
00:53:43what is all this trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:53:50but i know that we shared a moment
00:53:55i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear it's not in my
00:53:59nature
00:54:01i'm like somebody else here listen trixie i have never met a woman like you so incredible and kind
00:54:12and beautiful so i know that you're the one for me this guy's either nuts or a really really good
00:54:22actor
00:54:23oscar worthy oscar worthy no first gift
00:54:32trixie i know that you just lost your home so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion worth 500
00:54:39million dollars previously owned by jennifer aniston second gift this contains all the rights to my
00:54:50entire fortune which is now yours entire fortune from a cowboy actor must be pennies they already
00:54:57spent their entire life savings on this clown show they've got nothing left why sander i really don't
00:55:03care for any of us look i i know i know that you are the farthest thing from a material
00:55:08woman okay which
00:55:10is exactly why well my third gift is um well
00:55:30cleo hey oh my god you found my dog
00:55:40trixie i'm just a man but with you it's so much more
00:55:44trixie amore
00:55:48will you marry me
00:55:52you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:55:58yes i will marry you
00:56:15go go power couple
00:56:18okay stop the only power couple here is butch and i
00:56:25let's remind everyone how worthless trixie is
00:56:29no man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps hey
00:56:35i don't care if she's homeless or not but i'm making this woman my wife
00:56:39which means that she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on earth
00:56:44understand
00:56:49you still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth this is general lysander
00:57:03armstrong
00:57:05like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like trixie yes
00:57:11the armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market lysander armstrong would sooner
00:57:15marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society i bet my life you're all
00:57:21just vendors then you better enjoy your last breath come on lysander what are we waiting for
00:57:26let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie what can a bunch of piss poor people
00:57:30do
00:57:30to us the elites infect us with your poor people bad luck she wishes she could blame her low status
00:57:37on
00:57:37bad luck truth is she's just a useless lazy bitch and bum she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:46i can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence i'd handle them myself but
00:57:54i'll let you do all the heavy lifting go ahead lysander
00:58:05yes hello this is lysander please bankrupt marissa wickham for me
00:58:10oh my gosh i'm so scared anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:22uh hello yes
00:58:27what
00:58:32i'm a fake
00:58:41hey hey hey are you sure that was the call sasa that that was a real call people don't just
00:58:47suddenly go bankrupt like that my company's dead it evaporated it's in thin air
00:58:55then that's impossible who are you what did you do secretary cho
00:59:01you said you're the secretary of health right and you yourself said that the armstrong family
00:59:06owns the entire global stock market could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham
00:59:11then that means
00:59:14you're really lysander armstrong the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:20trixie's married the famed war hero the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:28me now you believe me those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:32no there's there's got to be some some trick to this you guys are just bums trying to extort money
00:59:37from us i know why you're all over trick see because you've been in the military for so long you
00:59:51know what a real woman can do for you let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show
00:59:56you a good time
01:00:00do you have your hands for me or i'll have them removed for you
01:00:07i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are guess the
01:00:14cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:17salsa was just trying to save the company
01:00:20i don't blame her at all your double standards are incredible okay you don't want me fine but there's
01:00:27plenty of other efficiency i can give you a room full of pageant winners uh 18 years old fresh for
01:00:33the taking
01:00:40i did that so you wouldn't have to miss trixine thank you devon
01:00:46marissa not only have you backstabbed me your best friend by stealing my fiance but now you'd sell
01:00:54other innocent girls just to get your company back you're an insult to all good women out there
01:00:58no to all of humanity so now everything that i've ever given you to i'm taking it all back
01:01:08wait everyone stop
01:01:12they're imposters
01:01:17i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting
01:01:20canceled because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself so we won't go bankrupt the goddess
01:01:27healer you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my
01:01:32biomedical products yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:37the goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong the left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:45that means she's rewarding me the president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:01:50in fact she's on her way now
01:01:54so you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't lysander armstrong
01:02:00who the cares who he is if the president and the goddess healer approves of my products
01:02:05who cares about this washed up war hero we can break his legs break his arms no one would even
01:02:10bat an
01:02:10eye she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services fbi fbi
01:02:18you're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft gotcha
01:02:27guess i still get the last laugh tricksy no don't arrest her tricksy is a good person please officer
01:02:35don't arrest her grandma mr rogers mrs williams what are you all doing here the neighbors heard
01:02:41about the breakup between you and butch we were worried so we came here to back you up listen
01:02:47officer i can attest that tricksy amoria it's a good neighbor she's very kind-hearted and would
01:02:53never break the law yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition tricksy gave
01:02:59her everything she had just to help her out she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:04my fiance really is an incredible woman she's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:14you must be the criminal pretending to be general lysander armstrong my brother is not a criminal he's
01:03:21a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack without him this whole country
01:03:26would have been bombed to ash and that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his identity general
01:03:32elizabeth armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist and we've received
01:03:36no word that he's woken up yet so this must be an imposter i can tell that this whole dilemma
01:03:42with my
01:03:42identity is causing you a lot of trouble i promise i'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking
01:03:47down your scumbag ex you arrest me fine but don't fuck with my fiance you don't get to decide punk
01:03:56let's go
01:04:20get him if you can
01:04:58yeah
01:05:13Is that enough pain?
01:05:14Or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend is written all over you, Icenander.
01:05:28Grandma.
01:05:29Yeah. Meet my new fiancé.
01:05:34Wow, your new fiancé? He's so manly. Much better than your last one.
01:05:40I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:43It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:48She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:05:55I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:05:58Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:01Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:04Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:07See, Trixie?
01:06:08You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:14We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:34Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:53You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:02What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:05I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:16Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:18Damn it!
01:07:19You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:22That'll teach you for messing with the Wighhams.
01:07:24Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:26We're cornered.
01:07:27I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devin, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:35They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:43Right?
01:07:44Rewrites the world.
01:07:56Holy fuck!
01:07:57Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now.
01:08:07Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:09See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:12No, please.
01:08:13I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:15Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:17Sure.
01:08:19You hear that?
01:08:20She's just some average, homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:23She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not care for glory,
01:08:28I do believe in justice.
01:08:30Marissa and Butch,
01:08:31not only have you betrayed me,
01:08:33but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:43But you're close.
01:08:45Oh, bullshit!
01:08:46I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:08:51You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:08:53Then let's see you try.
01:08:54Charge!
01:08:56Charge!
01:09:04What the hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good,
01:09:14but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:18You're not the grim reaper.
01:09:19What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:23We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:24She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:27Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:29I will.
01:09:33Left leaves the wrong draft.
01:09:46Left leaves the wrong draft.
01:09:52Left, I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops!
01:09:55Just crossed it again.
01:09:57Whoops!
01:09:58And again.
01:09:59Nothing's happening.
01:10:00Left, I'll hit you.
01:10:06Spot up.
01:10:07Spot up.
01:10:11No!
01:10:12No, Bob.
01:10:13Hey.
01:10:14What did you do to my brother?
01:10:16I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:23If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:26Come on.
01:10:28Major.
01:10:28Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:30How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:32See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:37Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:49You're so sore, I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:52Oh, please.
01:10:53You hurt us first.
01:10:55At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:58But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:03Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:07You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:10You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:15When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:21Don't touch my wife.
01:11:24And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:32But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:36That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:39Oh, really?
01:11:40Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:44You've got nothing on me.
01:11:49Yes.
01:11:50Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:57Goddess.
01:11:58Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:01Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP.
01:12:07We're leaving now.
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:15God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:18I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:21You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:23A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.
01:12:26Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:30Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:35There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:47No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:50Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:55Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:03Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:09and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:14Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:18I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have, while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:27Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:31It ain't working.
01:13:32You can't just fake the...
01:13:36Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:40It's like real magic.
01:13:41Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:47And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:54No.
01:13:55Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:13:59You saved me.
01:14:00Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:07We'll riot against you now.
01:14:09Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:12Tear her apart!
01:14:14Tear her apart!
01:14:16Tear her apart!
01:14:17The Vice President arrives!
01:14:34Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:40You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:42Wait, what?
01:14:44He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:47No, no.
01:14:48We've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:50Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:51This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:14:57But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:01Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:04What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:10And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:13The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell?
01:15:16And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?
01:15:20He is the General.
01:15:23Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:25Did you hear that?
01:15:26Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:31So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:34We got the VP and the President.
01:15:36On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:41I told you.
01:15:42Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:44This is treason!
01:15:45Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:53Hurry!
01:15:54The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:00My brother is a war hero.
01:16:02He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would-
01:16:08Enough!
01:16:09You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:13Not just your brother.
01:16:15Yeah.
01:16:16It's okay.
01:16:18Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:21I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancé's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:28I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:34I truly saved a good man.
01:16:41I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé.
01:16:44And what can you do about it?
01:16:46Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:16:49My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:58There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:00Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:02Despicable!
01:17:03What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:09Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:13Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:17Oh!
01:17:27Shoot!
01:17:28Wait, that's the President!
01:17:41Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:17:54That was, they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:58What is this?
01:18:00Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:04This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:08You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:18:12With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:15And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:19What are you doing? Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:23That is easy.
01:18:25There's no need. I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:45What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:18:48It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:52She, she, she is.
01:18:54She is a criminal.
01:18:56Don't worry, Madam President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:01Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:04What are you talking about?
01:19:06The president literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yeah, yes!
01:19:22Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:41My contract, you bitch!
01:19:43And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:19:59There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:04Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:08You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:10Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:12And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:15So prepare yourself.
01:20:16Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:20What are you going to do?
01:20:22The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:28You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:38I'll...
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion-dollar...
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:52Why?
01:20:53Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar contract.
01:20:58You wish, you idiot!
01:21:02I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:08I don't understand.
01:21:09I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:15And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:24You're the one and only, and it's...
01:21:31Her.
01:21:42What?
01:21:47Welcome, goddess.
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:02How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:09I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person,
01:22:13help those in need,
01:22:14and make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means the billion-dollar contract,
01:22:21it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:23She took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was our golden ticket.
01:22:28You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:31But after everything you've done,
01:22:33we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:35No, please, I swear to you.
01:22:37I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:41It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:43Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:45She's an amazing person.
01:22:46And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:50She's gonna be my wife.
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:00I love you.
01:23:14All her goals.
01:23:15All her clothes.
01:23:17All that could have been mine.
01:23:19This is all your fault.
01:23:20This is all...
01:23:21You seduced me!
01:23:24You were the one that came onto me, you himbo.
01:23:28Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:32I wanna be rich again.
01:23:34I'll be your slave.
01:23:35I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:36What?
01:23:37You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:39But it's too late now.
01:23:41All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:47And she shall.
01:23:49For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:23:52arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:54It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:59It's your fault.
01:23:59I was only with you for your money.
01:24:01I don't care.
01:24:02You were rich.
01:24:03I'll see myself out.
01:24:06Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:17That is why I saved you.
01:24:19With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:24Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:30Let's party!
01:24:32Wait.
01:24:33What if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes.
01:24:37Well.
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:40Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:45I do.
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47You may kiss the bride.
01:24:54Go!
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