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New Craving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:00:05Open your legs up for me, wider.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:16Oh yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:30Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:32But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:47That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback, my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity on
00:00:53my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit!
00:01:14Fucking dumbass!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh fuck.
00:01:26Oh my god.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No!
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:01:31Oh my god.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut starring him!
00:01:42Alright.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04You're just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:11You're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53Wait, Ellie.
00:02:54Sorry.
00:02:55Whoa, Ellie.
00:02:56Quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:04Put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of the shower.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09Alright?
00:03:09You're on watch duty now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Where are we?
00:03:18I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Okay.
00:03:20Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22Alright, later, bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:56don't want to open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I, uh,
00:04:15any signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:18I'm safe.
00:04:19Wow, what's on the email?
00:04:22Wow, what's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because, you know, like I am, I'm gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:35uh, tell me.
00:04:37No, nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I, I'm gonna go, actually, um, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:18Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:23Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:29Cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:33You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:07See you later.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:16She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show him aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:39Oh my god.
00:06:41Oh my god.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:45Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:47Hmm.
00:06:47We lost and we still gotta start.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Um...
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:45Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in at me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:02I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:06Oh, my God.
00:08:07It's all right.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:31I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:33It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:47The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:52And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:01Touchdown!
00:09:03I slipped.
00:09:11You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously?
00:09:16The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:20Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:22In the men's shower, Elson, unhinged.
00:09:25Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me now.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:41Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:47And whose fault is it?
00:09:49I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh crap.
00:09:52I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:59Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my message?
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think.
00:10:05I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:11Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:13You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad's a walking SGD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes!
00:10:26You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:30So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:33Let me do something really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:39Dirty them.
00:10:40That's not cool.
00:10:41You can't do that.
00:10:42Because that's not fair.
00:10:43Uh, yes it is.
00:10:45Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:48So right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:51I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool.
00:10:56Do what?
00:10:57I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:10Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Are you sure you want me to take your attention?
00:11:28This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:32My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:38Yes.
00:11:39Rhett.
00:11:40Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you alright?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46Any a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just, like...
00:12:05Oh my god.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms, you too.
00:12:15I'll tell you this.
00:12:16Keep a garage.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah.
00:12:20They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:23That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What would you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:40I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he'd kiss me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:56You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:02Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:06No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:08And you're gonna share your live location with me for the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:12Who do you think you are?
00:13:13My father?
00:13:19I'm your roommate.
00:13:20And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:24So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates.
00:13:30And that means we're equals.
00:13:32And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:39And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:43make sure that you're safe.
00:13:45Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:53No.
00:13:54Pro Max.
00:13:56Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59You're pregnant, don't you?
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:02This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:06First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:16You don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate.
00:14:53And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:55Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:00I don't take orders from those.
00:15:02I don't take orders from those.
00:15:04Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:06Come on!
00:15:07Let's get it up, let's go.
00:15:09Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:12Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:33Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:40Thanks.
00:15:41At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:47I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:51Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:53Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up.
00:15:58Let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:25Shit.
00:16:26I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:28Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:31What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:38She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and a single man wants to claim yours?
00:16:46Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison.
00:16:58Yeah, I...
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:08But you're so thirsty.
00:17:10Lick it up.
00:17:25Brett?
00:17:27What's up?
00:17:28Where are you?
00:17:30Matt Club Vibe.
00:17:31I, um...
00:17:32I lost a dare.
00:17:34Yeah?
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:42Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:46a good idea for you to go outside?
00:17:48Come on.
00:17:49Brett, please.
00:17:49This is serious.
00:17:50Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison.
00:17:52You know what?
00:17:53You want it to break the rules?
00:17:54You enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please!
00:18:00How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:02He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:05You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:17Where do you think you're going?
00:18:18Grab her.
00:18:19What?
00:18:20No!
00:18:20Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare.
00:18:22You paid the price.
00:18:26You need to loosen up.
00:18:28You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:34No!
00:18:46What was that?
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:49Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:56Freeze!
00:18:57Come on, sweetheart!
00:18:59A dare is a dare!
00:19:00Stop fighting it!
00:19:03I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04Taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:14Please!
00:19:15Please stop!
00:19:17Forgetting this?
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:21Hey asshole!
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:39Oh!
00:19:43Oh!
00:19:47Brett!
00:19:48This is a total overreaction.
00:19:50Jason and Ally were just having fun together.
00:19:52I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:54She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:11And that goes for everybody.
00:20:13I don't want to see one picture of one video.
00:20:15Does everybody understand that?
00:20:18Great!
00:20:19We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:23Yep.
00:20:25You okay?
00:20:27Come on.
00:20:29Let's go.
00:20:36Hey!
00:20:37Hey!
00:20:38What do you think you're doing?
00:20:40What do you think you're doing?
00:20:41Sneaking out?
00:20:42Going to a place like this?
00:20:44What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52Back where?
00:20:54When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:59The literal meaning.
00:21:01I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:05I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:07And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:12I know.
00:21:13Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:15Always causing trouble.
00:21:16Please, just put this out.
00:21:18Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:24Well, you know what?
00:21:25I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:28Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No, that's not true!
00:21:30I know, okay?
00:21:31I'm a total joke.
00:21:32Bullshit!
00:21:32You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:35These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:37I know!
00:21:38I know!
00:21:38Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:40And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:42And I know that I'm not good enough for you!
00:21:45That's not true.
00:21:47Fuck Rita.
00:21:48Fuck everybody.
00:21:51Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:53I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:54I want to be liked, I want to be wanted.
00:21:56And I want someone who will answer when I call them!
00:22:00I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:02I'll always be there.
00:22:03So what does that mean?
00:22:05What does that mean for us?
00:22:07What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind.
00:22:12I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:15All I can think, just this once.
00:22:19What?
00:22:23Say it, just say it!
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:27Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29No.
00:22:30It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:32That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me!
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:40And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:44So you know what? Just forget it.
00:22:47Forget I said anything!
00:22:49I'm done begging you.
00:22:51I'm done.
00:22:52No, Alison. Alison, stop it!
00:22:55Yes.
00:23:00Alison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:05Why?
00:23:06Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:11It says that you have to stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:16Please don't stop.
00:23:37What are you doing?
00:23:39Running everything.
00:23:53What's up loser?
00:23:58Howdy?
00:23:59Are you with Brett right now?
00:24:03Swear to god, guys.
00:24:04What are you doing right now?
00:24:05Talk to me!
00:24:06Face time to Ron.
00:24:10What is he doing?
00:24:11Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:19Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:21Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:22Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:27So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:31your ass.
00:24:32It's...
00:24:32It was an accident, okay?
00:24:34We just...
00:24:35I butt-dialed you.
00:24:37We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:42And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:46Okay? Chill.
00:24:47Really?
00:24:48Yeah, look.
00:24:52It's really dry, okay? My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:57All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care of two, I don't know, like, an urgent
00:25:01care right now or something.
00:25:03I need you to take care of that.
00:25:04I was, uh, I was coming to you right after.
00:25:05I got it right here.
00:25:08Peace.
00:25:08Bye.
00:25:12Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:15Dave, it's, uh...
00:25:17What's going on? We should...
00:25:18You forgot something.
00:25:19No, Allie.
00:25:20It's late.
00:25:21Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:22Hey, Allison.
00:25:24Stop.
00:25:30Quit acting so childish.
00:25:32Huh?
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit
00:25:39is you.
00:25:47All right, ladies.
00:25:49Physical assessments today.
00:25:51Allison, you're up first.
00:25:53Jackson, you're up first.
00:25:56Hold on.
00:26:00Let's go.
00:26:24Yeah, Allison, I see you.
00:26:28Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:56Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:02Solo, Allison? Let me help. No hands-on.
00:27:08I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on. It'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:13Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Uh, she's with me.
00:27:19I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:24That's right. She doesn't need to keep her breath.
00:27:29Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad. Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:44What are you doing?
00:27:46What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:57First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:02All right, come on.
00:28:04You first.
00:28:11Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:13You ready, Bucky?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:21You wanna play?
00:28:24Fine. Let's play.
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop where?
00:29:06Switch positions!
00:29:08You're turned.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, bruh?
00:29:54Okay.
00:29:54And done!
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Good flirting, you two.
00:30:16Why don't you take me down?
00:30:18filthy wolf in the morning!
00:30:23It's a hard one to destroy me!
00:30:24Right?
00:30:24You're not in pain.
00:30:28No, I'm not in pain.
00:30:29No, I'm not in pain.
00:30:33I'm in pain.
00:30:33Oh my god!
00:30:35Shit!
00:30:35Fuck!
00:30:36Hot!
00:30:36You're hot!
00:30:37Oh my god!
00:30:37You're okay?
00:30:38Oh my god!
00:30:41Fuck!
00:30:41Oh my god.
00:30:42Oh my god.
00:30:43No problem.
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:50Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach. I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:03It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20Yeah, okay. I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here? This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I don't know, but it's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:35thing?
00:31:36What? Nobody told me that.
00:31:38Oh, my God, she's gonna kill me.
00:31:42This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's gonna...
00:31:44She's gonna kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's okay.
00:31:47We're all...
00:31:48Okay.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:06Um...
00:32:06I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:17Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:56Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No, hey, stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:17You want to fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:25Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girl's locker room.
00:33:31Cool, get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out!
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this,
00:33:48so I'm just going to have to tell Coach
00:33:50that I'm sick or something.
00:33:51It's going to be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:57Hi, hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school
00:33:59and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker room
00:34:01right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make it look better than the original, all right?
00:34:13All right.
00:34:35Oh shit, is that even Allison?
00:34:48She looks stony.
00:34:53Look at you, you look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true. That's true, I have.
00:35:02Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah. You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:12To you, as your best friend's sister, of course.
00:35:17As more than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22Alright, time's ticking, let's move.
00:35:25Allison, I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:35:32U-Tech Center. Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40Hey, uh...
00:35:47Break a leg.
00:35:51I'll do.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:01Okay.
00:36:05One, two, three, go.
00:36:11Yeah!
00:36:12Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Oh, yeah!
00:36:24Oh, yeah!
00:36:35Who is that girl? She's on fire!
00:36:38That's Allison Scott.
00:36:39Who knows she had moves?
00:36:45All this thing is seriously so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:54You're getting lucky tonight!
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now.
00:37:04You don't fuck off.
00:37:05The only thing that's gonna be chasing you is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20.
00:37:21The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins.
00:37:29Yes!
00:37:29Oh!
00:37:30It's a good job.
00:37:31Let's go right here.
00:37:32Woo!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:37Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:42Woo!
00:37:44Hey.
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:46Congrats.
00:37:47On the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:49You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Hey, shut up.
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:57You're a kid.
00:37:58Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:37:59Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:04Kiss!
00:38:04Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:08Oh, my God.
00:38:09Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:12In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:15Kiss!
00:38:16Kiss!
00:38:17Kiss!
00:38:18Kiss!
00:38:19Kiss!
00:38:21Kiss!
00:38:24now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff
00:38:27haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:31come on Allison
00:38:33let's give the people what they want
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:38:41but I want it
00:38:57wait what
00:39:03I can't believe this is happening
00:39:06kiss cam me and Brett
00:39:17Allison don't pass out
00:39:22thanks for keeping shout at bay
00:39:25no problem
00:39:34this is insane
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:38but it feels so right
00:39:41I never want it to end
00:39:46Harrison
00:39:56what the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school
00:40:00Ron just calm down okay
00:40:01you're making a scene
00:40:02I'm making a scene
00:40:03yeah
00:40:03I'm making a scene
00:40:04you two were swallowing each other's faces on the jumbotron
00:40:07stop beating like this okay
00:40:09are you serious right now
00:40:11if I hadn't stepped in
00:40:12you two would have needed to get a room
00:40:16you're unbelievable
00:40:18I hate you
00:40:22dude I'm
00:40:22no no no you cut the crap
00:40:24you tell me right now
00:40:25what's happening between you two
00:40:26I promise
00:40:27do not bullshit me
00:40:28do not bullshit me
00:40:29absolutely nothing
00:40:30I'm serious
00:40:31nothing
00:40:32you're fucking lying
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her
00:40:34okay
00:40:35she is not another one of your conquests
00:40:37I know that
00:40:37so you stay in your lane
00:40:39because she is my sister
00:40:41and I'm warning you
00:40:41you do not cross me
00:40:43you do not
00:40:44I promise
00:40:45dude
00:40:46fuck
00:40:50okay
00:40:51hey we need to talk
00:40:53no
00:40:54I sound like a mom
00:40:57this is ridiculous
00:40:58why am I texting him
00:40:59he's literally in the next room
00:41:01you know what
00:41:03just go in there
00:41:04just ask him
00:41:05hey Brett
00:41:06what the hell was that kiss
00:41:08he kissed me back
00:41:09he can't deny it this time
00:41:11it's recorded and live stream
00:41:14okay
00:41:15do
00:41:16or die
00:41:22what are you doing
00:41:23getting groceries
00:41:24what do you think I'm doing
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath
00:41:27well I think you should do something else
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:41:32she has no idea what she's doing to me
00:41:35Brett
00:41:37what happened at the kiss cam today
00:41:40I know you didn't paint it
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam
00:41:44hi
00:41:45you can't talk about the kiss cam
00:41:47like are you that much of a coward
00:41:49oh you know what
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing
00:41:52because there's nothing to talk about
00:41:54it was a kiss cam at a game
00:41:56and we did it
00:41:57do you want to get real Ellie
00:41:58the fun's over
00:41:59it's finished
00:42:00do you understand
00:42:04don't you dare
00:42:05no don't you dare look like that
00:42:06I'm not doing it
00:42:07no no no that's not fair okay
00:42:08do you think I'm trying to be a jerk
00:42:10do you think I'm trying to be an asshole
00:42:13don't you understand how hard you're making this for me
00:42:15you're coming in here in your fucking bikini huh
00:42:17yeah I know what you're doing
00:42:18I'm not doing anything
00:42:19yes you are
00:42:21you know what even if I was
00:42:22I guess I'm just playing into the game
00:42:24because that's all this is
00:42:25yeah
00:42:27okay so then earlier I should have kissed Chad
00:42:29I had two options
00:42:31you and him
00:42:31and I picked wrong
00:42:36don't say stupid shit like that Ellie
00:42:39Chad's a predator
00:42:40and a loser
00:42:41and you do deserve somebody
00:42:43a lot better than that okay
00:42:46I can't
00:42:52oh
00:42:54is he hard
00:43:00at least Chad is honest about what he wants
00:43:03you don't think I'd be honest
00:43:09oh it's getting hot in here
00:43:11you know
00:43:13biology
00:43:15whether it's biology or not
00:43:18I'm the one who's causing it
00:43:23Ellie
00:43:24Brett
00:43:25you guys out here
00:43:26fucking shit
00:43:27what the fuck is he doing here
00:43:28you have to get out
00:43:29I can't get out
00:43:30if I get out he's gonna see me with my flagpole
00:43:31he's gonna kill me
00:43:32okay well yeah
00:43:33he definitely can't see us like this
00:43:34so I
00:43:35I'm gonna get out
00:43:36okay cool
00:43:37Ellie hey
00:43:39oh my god he's telling you
00:43:40Ellie hey
00:43:41just get under
00:43:42get out of what
00:43:43Brett
00:43:43you have to get down
00:43:48allie
00:43:49hi
00:43:50shown alone
00:43:52yeah but I'm naked
00:43:53run
00:43:53I'm naked
00:43:54get out
00:43:57you're
00:43:58you're not though
00:44:00okay well
00:44:01I also have a vibe
00:44:03and you're ruining it
00:44:04so
00:44:04I'm sorry
00:44:05I just
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday
00:44:07you got it
00:44:08so
00:44:08I also wanted to say that
00:44:12I think you did a great job today
00:44:15I mean it
00:44:16you kicked ass
00:44:16and I'm sorry that I was
00:44:17an asshole about it
00:44:21thanks
00:44:27okay but what was the kiss cam thing
00:44:30seeing my best friend
00:44:31just suck my sister's face off
00:44:34traumatized me
00:44:35so I'm just wondering
00:44:36why you did that
00:44:38Ron
00:44:39I mean it's a kiss cam
00:44:40it's a game
00:44:41everyone does it
00:44:43a game
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of
00:44:45I don't know a dream
00:44:46this is a guy that you've
00:44:48had a crush on your whole life
00:44:49well
00:44:49it was him
00:44:50or it was Chad
00:44:51so
00:44:52who did you want me to pick
00:44:53that's fair
00:44:55Chad sucks
00:44:56yeah
00:44:57tone it down a little bit
00:44:58okay
00:44:58okay
00:44:58he's my best friend
00:44:59and I don't want things to be weird
00:45:02they won't be
00:45:06okay
00:45:06thanks
00:45:09what was that
00:45:12what was that
00:45:16sorry
00:45:16I got water in my nose
00:45:18okay
00:45:18I'm okay
00:45:19don't drown
00:45:19okay
00:45:20okay
00:45:20have a good soak I guess
00:45:21okay
00:45:23bye
00:45:28oh
00:45:30god
00:45:31the alien was gonna die
00:45:34good talk
00:45:35wait
00:45:36wait
00:45:39I have to ask you something
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out
00:45:42on a date
00:45:43don't be the little sister Allison
00:45:45be the girl he kissed
00:45:46there's this
00:45:48like stupid event
00:45:49thing tomorrow
00:45:50I was just
00:45:52wondering if you
00:45:53would want to go with me
00:46:00got plans Allie
00:46:02got plans Allie
00:46:04okay
00:46:05yeah whatever
00:46:06I just
00:46:20Rhett
00:46:21I guess we have the same plans
00:46:31Rhett?
00:46:33I guess we have the same plans
00:46:43look charity cases running a charity sale just finally getting back did you know Allison hand
00:46:49makes these little trinkets it's giving kindergarten arts and crafts I didn't know
00:46:53you two were coming together I came by myself Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's
00:47:00donation daddy donated a little of his collection nothing major just some Birkin bags some vintage
00:47:05Rolex watches let's see what you're peddling here Ally huh how much are you asking for this
00:47:14$15 I made it myself $15 for some plastic and twine you don't have to buy it it's ambitious
00:47:24you know I don't think it's ambitious enough I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets
00:47:33you want to say $500 a piece are you insane you actually want this garbage you know I value
00:47:41the artist that's just how expensive something looks so $500 what's that supposed to mean she's
00:47:46nothing no you're nothing especially compared to her how dare you compare me to this peasant
00:47:54why don't you get out of here no I'm serious don't come back to this table again
00:48:01you know I do think this stuff is pretty what are you doing what do you mean you can't keep
00:48:06doing
00:48:06this to me you blew me off yesterday and then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry
00:48:11you're
00:48:11distant with me one second and then you defend me the next what do you want I'm I'm just trying
00:48:16to
00:48:17go Allison party at my place celebrating the big win you coming I don't know I'm not interested
00:48:27she's a grown woman she can speak for herself so what do you say you're not going anywhere
00:48:37and there goes the big brother act again who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this
00:48:43you hate Chad Brett fine Chad's my new best friend then no yeah sounds fun
00:48:52I'll be there
00:49:01there she is my guest of honor damn Allison you look sexy oh thanks
00:49:14it's a cool party yeah you know I threw this whole thing just for you really for me why did
00:49:21you do that you're single I'm single you need another reason so what's the deal with you and Brett huh
00:49:30no deal there's nothing happening between us he's just a friend of a friend of my brother so
00:49:37is his loss my gain hey you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam Allison let's fix that
00:49:51yeah no why not there's nothing between me and Brett obviously maybe I should just move on you
00:49:57did you ever play the pocket challenge no what's that we each bite from one end until one of us
00:50:03chickens out
00:50:19damn it why am I thinking about him at a time like this come on Allison you're already here
00:50:36fine fine but I play to win
00:50:43I can check it out 10 bucks say they kiss
00:51:01dude what the fuck game's over let's go excuse me what are you doing get off of me what do
00:51:07you think
00:51:07you're doing you're ruining my night you just think I care that I'm ruining your night what do you think
00:51:11Ron would think if you knew you were happy don't care how about you elector someone who gives a fuck
00:51:14come on okay no more of these stupid games you don't have to play this shit let's go let's go
00:51:18let's go
00:51:18I don't have to play these stupid games I'm playing them because I want to
00:51:24get the fuck away from me
00:51:35oh my god oh shit
00:51:51oh my god is she okay
00:52:03hey look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me okay you okay
00:52:07I can't.
00:52:08I can't feel it.
00:52:10I can't feel it.
00:52:11Just try to breathe.
00:52:12Alright, hey.
00:52:16It's alright, I'll be okay.
00:52:17Alright.
00:52:19Let's get you out.
00:52:21Okay.
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:27Get out of my way.
00:52:31Just put me down, Fred!
00:52:33Here you go. Put you down.
00:52:34You know, you could have died, Alice.
00:52:37And Chad, I mean,
00:52:38my God, you have no business
00:52:39being around that guy, let alone being this close
00:52:41to kissing him, huh? Anybody who's had a brain cell
00:52:43would realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:45That's not fair.
00:52:47What's not fair?
00:52:49What's not fair? What do I not understand?
00:52:51What don't I understand? That I don't know
00:52:53how this works! Okay?
00:52:55I'm sorry. I'm figuring it out.
00:52:57I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:59You know what? That's fantastic. I'm so happy that
00:53:01you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me.
00:53:04I'm not any better? What did I do?
00:53:06How am I not any better? What are you talking about?
00:53:09You're worse! I jumped in the pool, I saved your life,
00:53:11and now what? I'm an asshole?
00:53:13How am I worse?
00:53:14You're worse! Because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:17Yeah. Because you gave me your uniform
00:53:19when mine was ruined.
00:53:21Because you caught me when I fell
00:53:23in front of everyone. Because you drove me to school
00:53:25when I was late! Yeah, I know. I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:30You know, I don't understand.
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:39That's the worst thing.
00:53:40Don't say that. I did!
00:53:42I fell in love with you! I'm in love with you!
00:53:44Stop! Stop! And you're my brother's best friend!
00:53:46I know that! I know!
00:53:47So then why do you keep swooping in and saving me
00:53:50like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:55Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:59and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:02Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:07Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:08Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:10I'm gonna tell you to stop.
00:54:12I'm never gonna tell you to stop.
00:54:18Fuck it.
00:54:21Fuck it.
00:54:35I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:45Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:47Every single time I saw you with him,
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:51that you've always been more to me
00:54:53than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:56Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:59I made a promise to run.
00:55:01But you know what?
00:55:08I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:20I think about you every day,
00:55:23every morning,
00:55:25and every night.
00:55:27And every single time I close my eyes,
00:55:31it's you that I see.
00:55:34Every time.
00:55:47I want you to take me.
00:55:49Right here.
00:55:52Right now.
00:56:06So what are we now?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:16What do you want me to be?
00:56:19I want you to be mine.
00:56:23I think I already am.
00:56:28But what about Ron?
00:56:30He's gonna kill you.
00:56:32You know, Ron loves you very much.
00:56:34He's very protectable to brother,
00:56:36but I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:40how much I love you.
00:56:47I don't know.
00:56:48I think...
00:56:50I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:54Just for now.
00:56:55I know.
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:58I know.
00:57:01But it's just...
00:57:02for a little.
00:57:04Until we find the right moment.
00:57:06Yeah.
00:57:08Yeah.
00:57:09I don't know until you're awake.
00:57:11We'll be secret lovers.
00:57:29thinking about you.
00:57:38hi captain when are you coming to pick me up i am uh currently stuck in the worst traffic
00:57:44ever right now i'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you
00:57:49oh well as much as i'd love to see you running to me don't my legs are killing me and
00:57:56i really
00:57:57like your car oh i know you love my car he grabbed me by the waist hoisting me up putting
00:58:03me on the
00:58:03hood of his car brett stop don't read my smut i'm telling you every single word that you have
00:58:09ever written is etched into my heart into my soul betrayals kisses from my neck to my breasts
00:58:16gently sucking and biting holy shit that is literal trash but why does it sound like 50 shades of gray
00:58:24when he says it i feel so hot right now palms my center slowly massaging my folds
00:58:34make it away ally fuck
00:58:43oh my god someone's coming um i have to go take my own death bye i'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:08hey are you okay you sounded sick do you need help mind your own business virgin mary you think
00:59:14just because brett took a chance on you once you're on my level now i was just trying to help
00:59:21save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:26shoot i'm late
00:59:48brett that's allison's uh i found it in the bathroom if i'd known it was your little
00:59:52girlfriends i never would have touched it
01:00:11see what you're up to
01:00:14hey hey you found my bag i was looking for that thank you no problem
01:00:22attention all members of the cheerleading squad it has been brought to our attention that apparently
01:00:28someone on this squad is using illegal drugs i strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come
01:00:34forward now otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search well
01:00:41i think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend right i'm sorry but
01:00:47i
01:00:47just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes excuse me i was fixing my makeup sounded
01:00:51like you were retching and i asked you if you were a look at this this is perfection it's every
01:00:57girl's dream i don't need shortcuts and we all know someone who could lose a little weight
01:01:01i mean after all who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy search me
01:01:07i have nothing to hide
01:01:12your turn scott
01:01:14sure but i
01:01:16rita
01:01:18jackpot
01:01:20well well well
01:01:22look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:24i knew it no one gets that good that quick without cheating
01:01:29allison performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad
01:01:34coach i promise you i've never seen those before okay those those aren't mine
01:01:38right a cheater and a liar
01:01:41coach please listen to me i've never seen those i don't know what they are i'm lying
01:01:47it's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us
01:01:50they're mine yeah those are actually uh my uh vitamins
01:01:54did you forget i asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning
01:01:58yeah sorry i should have uh labeled them or something
01:02:00he's right they're just vitamins
01:02:02no they aren't
01:02:03uh miss russo how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances
01:02:09i just
01:02:12they look suspicious
01:02:13well we were just worried about the integrity of the team
01:02:17yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
01:02:19that's enough all i see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
01:02:24rita you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately
01:02:28what you can't do that
01:02:30championships are in two weeks nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:33i mean i know it
01:02:34yeah every count every formation i could step up and do it
01:02:39you little bitch
01:02:40you think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me
01:02:43that's enough rita
01:02:44my decision is final
01:02:50listen up when it's allison's turn for the basket toss
01:02:52you're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:54you want us to drop her
01:02:56she could get seriously hurt
01:02:57that's the point
01:03:00accidents happen all the time in cheerleading
01:03:01so tragic
01:03:02i can't do that coach will kill me
01:03:05fine and say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:08i know everything girls
01:03:11every dirty little secret
01:03:12do exactly as i say or you're gone
01:03:15you're cool
01:03:16and make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up
01:03:26very sweet
01:03:29what happened back there
01:03:30how did you know that rita put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:33i uh saw rita putting something in your bag
01:03:36so i swapped it out
01:03:39i knew it
01:03:40i knew she was up to something
01:03:41you know i heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before
01:03:44seriously
01:03:45yeah she was throwing up
01:03:47it was when we were
01:03:50when we were having
01:03:55bone sex
01:03:57so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:04:00allison do you have any idea how hard it was to stop
01:04:04hey do you
01:04:06do you think i'm fat
01:04:08seriously go put that garbage in your head
01:04:10i don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:12i mean i'm being serious though
01:04:13i'm being serious too
01:04:14allison
01:04:16perfect just who you are
01:04:17yeah
01:04:19i'll always be there
01:04:21to catch you when you fall
01:04:24always
01:04:27all right
01:04:28on the count you both perform an elevated prep
01:04:31rita you're up first
01:04:33then else
01:04:45okay
01:04:47hey great job you guys
01:04:50you killed it
01:05:14hey i told you to catch you
01:05:18brett you just saved my life
01:05:23i guess that makes me like a bag of tree wheat or something huh
01:05:26are you serious scott you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:31are you kidding me they almost dropped me i could have been paralyzed i could have died
01:05:36that would have been the best news of my life
01:05:37rita that is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:40leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:46oh brett thank you oh my gosh i really appreciate that catch i almost had a heart attack
01:05:53all right everyone in light of performances and character i am so proud to announce
01:06:00allison scott as the new captain
01:06:03thank you
01:06:04wow
01:06:07congratulations captain scott i'm proud of you
01:06:10wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:15and that's game state loses 21 to 35
01:06:20allie
01:06:22look i know it's not what you wanted
01:06:23it's okay because you did good that's all that matters
01:06:26thanks bro
01:06:27i'm gonna go take a piss i'll be right back
01:06:28ew
01:06:30don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:31yo
01:06:33allison
01:06:33she is
01:06:34looking good baby
01:06:35y'all do private shows
01:06:37you know something with a little extra bump and grind
01:06:40you're so gross
01:06:43yo what the hell
01:06:44are you serious
01:06:45what what's going on i'm just waiting for the mvp
01:06:48well don't play with me bitch
01:06:50you've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:51i'm in your dreams
01:06:53how about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today
01:06:56never happens again
01:06:58you think you're so fucking special
01:07:01why
01:07:01you know everyone knows how you got the captain's position
01:07:04how
01:07:05by sucking your way to the top
01:07:07i mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:09considering how much you suck while you play
01:07:12you shameless whore
01:07:14hey
01:07:15i'm one of them
01:07:16i do
01:07:18you're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:20she's a public bus
01:07:21everybody gets a ride
01:07:25hey
01:07:25hey fuckface
01:07:28you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:35that's enough
01:07:37what's going on here
01:07:37i mean coach we all saw it
01:07:39chad was gonna hit her
01:07:41you're gonna hit her
01:07:42get my office now
01:07:44you
01:07:45with me
01:07:45this is a really nasty cut okay let's
01:07:48we should take you to the er okay
01:07:51alright
01:07:52you sure you're on me
01:07:57it's a really nasty cut brunt
01:08:00you could have broken your hand
01:08:01yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:03never let anybody get away with cheating like that
01:08:13you know i could kind of get used to this having uh nurse allison around
01:08:18take care of me
01:08:19help me out
01:08:21let's go
01:08:21guys 304
01:08:22i think it's this one
01:08:22let's go see the hero
01:08:24oh shit no that's ron and the whole team
01:08:27they can't see us like this
01:08:29i won't let him
01:08:30let's tell him
01:08:32let's tell him the truth
01:08:32in front of
01:08:33the entire team
01:08:36ron's gonna kill you
01:08:38remind you
01:08:40let's hide
01:08:40let's hide
01:08:41let's hide
01:08:41let's hide
01:08:41let's hide
01:08:42let's hide
01:08:46brett
01:08:48brett
01:08:48brett you in there
01:08:49yeah i'm just uh washing up man
01:08:51god you have no idea
01:08:54how crazy you drive me
01:08:56you know every single time i see you all i can think about is uh
01:09:02doing this
01:09:04you need a hand man
01:09:05no i got everything i need uh
01:09:08right here
01:09:14you gotta be quiet
01:09:18let's see what happens
01:09:22brett stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:24hey you know what it uh takes me a very long time
01:09:27assholes
01:09:37i feel what you do
01:09:39i feel what you do
01:09:41i feel what you do
01:09:42it's kinda hard to mess
01:09:44yeah
01:09:46yeah
01:09:46100
01:09:48brett you gotta you gotta speed this up man we got your food it's gonna get cold
01:09:51you know my hands are soft bro i can help you
01:09:53hey why don't you guys just beat it all right
01:09:55i'm gonna be a little while
01:09:57all right let's just give him some space
01:09:58enjoy your blue balls
01:09:59yeah don't pull muscles
01:10:01you know i took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:04i think i've earned some uh
01:10:07alison physical therapy time if you know what i mean
01:10:10you know you could have just asked
01:10:13you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:33no i think i'm just gonna watch
01:10:42i'm so bad for you
01:10:45so
01:10:53brad goes pro after this
01:10:55guarantee
01:10:56i've heard the half-time show is gonna break the internet
01:10:58captain scott's changed the whole game
01:11:00sick
01:11:01ladies and gentlemen
01:11:02let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:05led by captain alison scott
01:11:10i will end you
01:11:12Leave it.
01:11:14Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:16You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:18Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:21She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:24And her dealer?
01:11:25Look no further than your MVP,
01:11:28Brett Harrison.
01:11:33That's not true.
01:11:35You know what? I don't care.
01:11:37Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:39She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:42Just ask them yourself.
01:11:43Oh, really?
01:11:44Let's ask the SWAT, then.
01:11:48Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:52He said he had good stuff.
01:11:55But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:58You know, that's bullshit.
01:11:59I have proof.
01:12:03I know real doctors.
01:12:05I've got pills.
01:12:07Allie.
01:12:08No more being blackmailed.
01:12:09Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:13This is insane, okay?
01:12:16I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:18Oh, sweetie.
01:12:19It's all coming out now.
01:12:20I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:23We trusted you.
01:12:24Cheater!
01:12:27Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:30Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:32She's using you.
01:12:33For the clout?
01:12:34For the status?
01:12:35Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:37Nobody.
01:12:38A total bottom feeder.
01:12:40Rita, you know what?
01:12:40You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:42How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:44And what'd you do to it?
01:12:44You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:46Boo!
01:12:48Boo!
01:12:49Boo!
01:12:49Boo!
01:12:49Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:51Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:52This is my sister, okay?
01:12:53She would never do something like this.
01:12:55Look.
01:12:56And here come the pretzels.
01:12:59All right, that's enough.
01:13:00That's enough.
01:13:01Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:13:04as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:07I have no choice.
01:13:09Allison Scott, you are hereby removed
01:13:11from your position as captain of the cheerleader camp.
01:13:14Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:16pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:18Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:21Hold on.
01:13:21Hold it.
01:13:23If you would please look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:26I know some real doctors that can help you guys
01:13:28get healthy with the right body.
01:13:30No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:33You'd really help us?
01:13:34Absolutely.
01:13:35Listen, you guys are never going to have to take
01:13:36any of Rita's secret spells ever again.
01:13:38So, what's the catch?
01:13:40We're going to make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:42This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:45not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:49Not for the drugs.
01:13:51These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:52They're vitamins.
01:13:54You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:56You want to check these out, principal?
01:14:01He's right.
01:14:02These are common supplements.
01:14:04Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:07to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:10She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:12and she's been shaming them, degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:15Now, everybody is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:19Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only,
01:14:21because she was a threat.
01:14:22She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:26And it's horrible, because Allison, she's a beautiful person,
01:14:29and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:31And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:35That's not true.
01:14:37He's lying.
01:14:38She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:40Lock her up!
01:14:42Lock her up!
01:14:43Lock her up!
01:14:44Lock her up!
01:14:45You fucking bitch!
01:14:46You ruined my life!
01:14:48You ruined it yourself.
01:15:01Look at you, playing the victim.
01:15:04You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:07Just when I give you a chance, you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:11Nothing but a little...
01:15:12Shut up, dude.
01:15:13Shut up.
01:15:14What are you going to do about it, Harrison?
01:15:15I don't have to do anything.
01:15:17You're going to get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:19Mr. Williams!
01:15:23Apparently, we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you
01:15:28from various female students.
01:15:30As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities.
01:15:33What?
01:15:34No!
01:15:35My father...
01:15:36Your father may have his name on the library,
01:15:38but I assure you, his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:41You can take him away.
01:15:43Marty's over.
01:15:44Let go.
01:15:44No!
01:15:44I'll throw you off!
01:15:46This isn't over!
01:15:49And as for you, Ms. Scott, on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:54I would like to apologize to you for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:59And as of now, you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:05You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:10Thank you, Principal.
01:16:12All right, everyone.
01:16:13Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:15I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:16But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:19So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:20Woo!
01:16:23Let's win!
01:16:34Yes!
01:16:35Yes!
01:16:37State University wins it all!
01:16:39Woo!
01:16:41Woo!
01:16:42Yes!
01:16:44Yes!
01:16:45Woo!
01:16:47Woo!
01:16:49Woo!
01:16:50Woo!
01:16:50Woo!
01:16:50Woo!
01:16:51Woo!
01:16:55kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss...
01:17:06hey Allison
01:17:10the way I'm not even surprised
01:17:15hey you know what uh he's cool it i think he knew before we did
01:17:22I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:23I love you too, quarterback.
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