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00:08Connor, you've been waiting for me.
00:14Oh, how I've missed you.
00:16I've even got a surprise for you.
00:19Did my parents invite you?
00:22Where are they?
00:31Shameless, you've been abroad for four years, and the first thing you do when you get back
00:36is snatch my man, your future brother-in-law.
00:40Your man?
00:43Yes.
00:45Your sister and Connor are engaged.
00:49What? Since when?
00:50Last month.
00:52And you were not invited.
00:54Because we know what you were doing behind our back.
00:57Connor told us everything.
01:00Your name has been removed from the family trust.
01:03You have lost your right to inherit Johnson Architects.
01:07You may leave now.
01:12Dad!
01:14Connor!
01:15I was going to propose to you, and now this!
01:18Is this true?
01:25Hands off.
01:26I'll see myself out.
01:33Cheap shit!
01:39That Connor jerk is full of shit!
01:41I knew it!
01:42I thought we were meant to be.
01:44I can't believe I was about to pose to him.
01:47I'm beyond stupid.
01:49Do you know what exactly he told your parents?
01:51No.
01:53And anyone who knows what really happened isn't talking to me.
01:56Stay with me tonight.
01:58Men will be lining up to marry you when you're ready.
02:00And until then, maybe you should enjoy your new single life
02:04and make Connor pay for what he did to you.
02:08By landing his incredibly hot uncle.
02:18What are you talking about?
02:20Look.
02:21That's Connor's uncle.
02:28Oh, my God.
02:30I mean, I'm not really in the mood right now.
02:33But wow.
02:35He looks yummy.
02:54So, how do you know he's Connor's uncle?
02:57I mean, I was with him all throughout high school
02:58and I never met this uncle.
03:00Oh, yeah.
03:01Not many have met him.
03:02He's been managing the European division in Brussels
03:05and just returned last week.
03:08My brother met him at a cocktail party
03:10and showed me his picture.
03:13Apparently, Connor's entire family is at his mercy.
03:17And apparently, he's very single.
03:22You know, maybe I am in the mood after all.
03:30Let's show Connor the consequences of breaking a girl's heart.
03:34Okay, then.
03:44Bramble, please.
03:46Oh, surprising.
03:49Likewise.
03:50I'm sorry, but I only have one serving left.
03:53Who's going to take this drink?
03:55Me.
04:02Keep the change.
04:05Very gallant.
04:08Actually, I'd like to buy the gentleman a drink.
04:13Sure.
04:15No, no, thanks.
04:16But I'm allergic to charity.
04:23How's it going?
04:25Sooner or later, I'll become Connor's Auntie Molly.
04:33Radiohead?
04:35I can listen to Kid Amnesia for a whole night.
04:39What are you doing here?
04:42Tending to a heart which needs some healing.
04:46I am not some sort of doctor.
04:47I can't treat you.
04:50I can't treat you.
04:58I can't treat you.
05:01You're so.
05:03Charming.
05:06I was going to say persistent.
05:09Nice way to talk to your girl.
05:13When did you become my girl?
05:18They say that when you meet the one, your face muscles tremble.
05:22Look, my face is doing that.
05:26Okay, I've heard enough.
05:28You can finish your prank now.
05:32And go on your way.
05:34I'm not pranking you.
05:35Sure.
05:37Can I at least have your number?
05:40Your name?
05:41What do you actually want from me?
05:43I want to marry you.
05:52I could lie and say something else.
05:54But the truth is, I'm in the market for a husband.
05:56Is this normally how you pick up strangers?
05:59My name is Molly.
06:00I'm 22.
06:01I've graduated college.
06:02And I make my own money.
06:03I'm healthy, and I don't particularly have any bad habits.
06:07I'm also funny, and I have tons of jokes.
06:09To put a smile on your stone-cold, statuic face.
06:12Oh, and I do push-ups every morning.
06:14For when you need a shoulder to lie on.
06:16And, above all, I would be a very good wife.
06:20Perhaps a flash marriage can get me out of my trouble.
06:24You're not messing around.
06:26Not one bit.
06:30Meet me at City Hall tomorrow.
06:31Bring your identification at 10 a.m.
06:36Hey, what are you doing?
06:37This is my house.
06:39There you are.
06:46I'm sorry, Molly.
06:48But your sister, Jennifer, has more equity than you.
06:50And I have to marry a rich heiress, or my father won't give me his company.
06:54And with my uncle back now, he's extra stressed and pushy.
06:59Does Jennifer know this?
07:01No, Molly.
07:02Me and Jennifer are just temporary.
07:06My heart is all yours.
07:09When I get my father's company and Jennifer's shares, we can be together again.
07:14We can have everything!
07:16You drove a wedge between me and my family.
07:20And I'm not proud of it, but I had to make sure Jennifer got the most shares.
07:24You really need to fuck off right now!
07:26Molly?
07:27I always knew all you cared about was money.
07:30But I never took you for a coward.
07:33Out!
07:33Now!
07:39What time is it?
07:419.40
07:50Wait, where are you going?
07:54I'm going to get married.
08:01You're already here.
08:03I've been here for an hour.
08:05You miss me already?
08:08I want to be up front with you.
08:10I don't believe in marriage.
08:11I'm only marrying you to escape the arranged marriage my family imposed on me.
08:15We can get a divorce after two months.
08:16You're young.
08:17I don't want to waste your time.
08:20I can decide how to spend my time.
08:22Oh, what a good-looking couple!
08:23Congratulations on your marriage!
08:25You're going to have the prettiest kids!
08:28We won't have kids.
08:38Can you two get closer and look sweeter?
08:42And sir, could you please smile?
08:46My husband has facial nerve damage, which causes facial palaces.
08:50So just let him be.
08:55Congratulations to the both of you.
08:57You are now officially married.
09:03Why does he have a different last name than Connor's mom?
09:07Your last name is Mancini.
09:13Your last name is Mancini.
09:16Yes.
09:17I took my mother's maiden name.
09:21Here's my phone number.
09:22I'm busy today, so I have to go.
09:23Wait!
09:24We're married now!
09:25Don't you think we should live together?
09:28I don't like living with other people.
09:30I'm not other people.
09:31I'm your wife.
09:32And my family despises me now.
09:34I have nowhere to stay.
09:35You can rent a place, and I'll pay the rent for you.
09:44Grandma.
09:45Adrian!
09:46If you're trying to hide it from me, you failed!
09:52What are you talking about, Grandma?
09:54Your father told me.
09:56Aren't you at City Hall?
09:58Didn't you just get married?
09:59Yeah.
10:00Just got married.
10:02Well, then I'm going to plan my visit.
10:04Wait.
10:05What?
10:05You're coming?
10:08Hi, Grandma.
10:09I'm Molly.
10:11Hello there.
10:12I'm visiting Molly.
10:14Not you.
10:15Wait.
10:16When are you planning to...
10:21Well, I guess you can move in now.
10:24My grandma won't buy it if we live separately.
10:26But I'm warning you.
10:27You'll sleep in the guest room.
10:29My room is off limits.
10:32All right.
10:39Didn't I say we need to keep a low profile this time?
10:42This is already our cheapest car, sir.
10:45Does anyone in the city know my real identity?
10:52Does anyone in the city know my real identity?
10:55No.
10:56We made sure no one does.
10:58And I've checked her background.
11:00She is clean.
11:03So she is a coincidence.
11:05And a downright splendid one.
11:11Don't tell me you don't think so.
11:13You can't take your eyes off her.
11:15I saw it.
11:17No, you didn't.
11:19Yes, I did.
11:20Time to start driving.
11:23I have a meeting tomorrow with several investors.
11:25I've been in contact with them since before graduation and they said they really like my work.
11:29I hope that I can pitch my dream to them.
11:31It would be the first step to me getting my own architectural firm.
11:33I know you and I know you can pull anything off.
11:36And hey, congratulations, Mrs. Mancini, Auntie Molly to Connor.
11:39Should we tell Connor and Jennifer and embarrass them a little?
11:41Oh, save it.
11:43I'm far from being his real wife.
11:45He doesn't even let me in his room.
11:47Someone's in love.
11:49No, no.
11:51He's Connor's uncle.
11:53You're so bad at lying.
11:54Your eyes say it all.
11:56Okay, I might have a crush on him, but it's still an unrequited crush.
12:02So, what are you planning to do?
12:04I'm going to make it impossible for him to resist me.
12:27Mia, who is Mia?
12:36He has a daughter!
12:45Please let me in.
12:47Mia is back.
12:48Mia is back?
12:50Who is this?
12:52It's John, your dog walker.
12:55Mia is a dog?
12:57Yes, Mia is the dog.
12:58Who are you, a burglar?
13:08Hi, Mia.
13:14I'm at work, and I don't have time to talk.
13:16Will you be home for dinner, Mr. Statue Face?
13:19No, and do not call me that.
13:21All right, then, Mr. Grouch.
13:25Absolutely not.
13:26Fine, then.
13:27I guess you prefer being called hubby.
13:31Husband.
13:34Stop it!
13:37All right, stop calling me that, and I'll be home for dinner.
13:40Lovely.
13:41Mia and I will be waiting, and I have a surprise for you.
13:49So, how's your day, Molly?
13:51Great.
13:52Thank you for asking, Uncle Adrian.
13:54I mean, Adrian.
13:55I like the way you surprise me.
13:57You're such a babe.
14:01No, not this one.
14:02The other one.
14:30Mr. Grouch, you're back.
14:32I agreed to let you move in, but I didn't agree to let you turn my house into this.
14:36Isn't this nice?
14:37Your place was so dreary, it didn't feel like a home at all.
14:41Here, come.
14:42Ta-da!
14:46Sit down.
14:56I call it Sunday morning.
14:58You've named the balcony?
14:59Imagine you overslept on a Sunday morning.
15:02Mia's snoring wakes you up.
15:04You lounge on the couch, take a sip of your coffee, read the newspaper, and then gaze at the clouds,
15:09wishing that Sunday morning never ends.
15:11You should call it a corner where you waste your time.
15:13Call it Monday morning and you're going to be working harder.
15:17Oh, come on.
15:18Live a little bit.
15:21This couch is not comfortable.
15:28This.
15:29This is a bad idea.
15:35This man, stubborn as a mule.
15:47You're awake.
15:48I made some eggs, churros, and cinnamon rolls.
15:50Want some?
15:51Huh.
15:52No.
15:53I don't really like sweet stuff for breakfast.
16:00Are you sure you don't want a taste of this?
16:02Nope.
16:11It's so delicious.
16:18Come on.
16:19You don't have to pretend to be a cold-hearted asshole all the time.
16:22All right.
16:23I will taste it if it's really that delicious.
16:27I'll taste it if it's really that delicious.
16:37Sorry, you didn't seize the moment.
16:39Maybe tomorrow, Mr. Cool.
16:52Do you need a lift?
16:54No, I'm good.
16:57Where are you going?
17:00Why do you ask?
17:01Are you interested?
17:06You think you're the only one who knows how to play it cool?
17:09Don't expect me to look back or take that offer.
17:11Heartless, stupid Adrian.
17:17Very gallant.
17:25I need to know what she is planning to do, and who she is dealing with.
17:40I need to know what she is planning to do, and who she is dealing with.
17:54Very gallant.
17:55Era of equality.
18:05Surprise!
18:06Adrian, open the door!
18:08Grandma?
18:09You didn't tell me you were coming over tonight.
18:11What?
18:12Is it a bad time?
18:14No.
18:15It's just...
18:15I'm opening the door.
18:19Could you pretend like we're really close?
18:22Just for one night?
18:26Unless you beg me.
18:43Grandma?
18:57You scared the crap out of me, Grandma.
19:03Pleased to meet you, Grandma.
19:09Oh, what a sweetheart.
19:12You mentioned you married someone, but you didn't mention she's stunning.
19:16Isn't she stunning, Adrian?
19:23Yeah.
19:25She's gorgeous.
19:31Finally, Adrian.
19:33I've been waiting for this for so long.
19:35I thought you were gay.
19:37Grandma!
19:38Tell me, how did you propose to this gorgeous girl?
19:42We don't really have a romantic story, do we, Molly?
19:45Uh, no.
19:46Pretty normal.
19:48Normal.
19:48Come on.
19:49You are married to someone you love.
19:51You must have a good proposal story.
19:54It's not like you just married a stranger you met in a bar.
19:59No, of course not.
20:01I...
20:01So I took her out for dinner.
20:03After dessert, I got down on one knee and asked her to marry me.
20:09She said yes, and we went home.
20:15If that was how you proposed, I'm surprised Mally even said yes to you.
20:21Actually, I proposed to him.
20:24You did?
20:25Yeah.
20:25It was a regular work day.
20:27I decided it was time to flip the script and take action because he said he had a little issue
20:33with marriage.
20:33Oh, his tragic little story.
20:36So, when he got home after work, he found there's a little box on the table.
20:39He opened it nervously, only to find no ring inside.
20:45No ring?
20:46But there was this map.
20:48He opened the map, followed the instructions, and found himself right back where we first met, which happened to be
20:54a bar.
20:55He pushed open the door, and there I was, getting down on my knee, and I asked him,
20:59Will you marry me?
21:00Because I'd like to show you that marriage can be something beautiful.
21:05And he walked towards me, leaned down, and gave me a tender kiss.
21:11That was quite a story.
21:14I really wish I was one of the drunkards at that bar.
21:18Would you mind reviving that scene?
21:19I want to take a photo of you.
21:21What scene?
21:23Well, the tender kiss.
21:26Grandma, we can do this later.
21:28Come on, let's give Grandma some joy, shall we?
21:33Kiss the girl for a photograph, Adrian.
21:51Was that a kiss?
21:52Sure it was.
21:54Great.
21:55Well, I have to go now.
21:58It'd be annoying if I ruined this romantic moment.
22:01You guys keep going.
22:02Good night.
22:03Good night.
22:06Good night.
22:07Good night, Granny.
22:15Actually, it's getting quite late.
22:17Maybe I'll just stay over for the night.
22:22Gosh, that means...
22:26We'll have to share a room.
22:29Wishful thinking.
22:30He kissed your cheek, Molly.
22:33You know what that means.
22:38I've been sitting there for quite a while.
22:40Are you in a bad mood?
22:42No.
22:43Why would I?
22:46Nice abs, by the way.
22:51No peeking.
22:52My favorite color is blue.
22:54I'm a Radiohead fan, and I read my first business book at the age of 10, when my classmates
22:58were playing Zelda.
22:59I must have been a nerd to them.
23:01I don't like houseplants in my room because they remind me of my mother, and I've never
23:05tried a cinnamon roll before.
23:06You're missing out on so much.
23:07I'm sure I am.
23:08So, you're into architecture?
23:09That's my dream.
23:10My family doesn't believe in me, though.
23:11To them, I'm just some dumb girl worried about what photos to post on Instagram.
23:14Family, I feel you.
23:17But one morning, I woke up and told myself, to hell with other people's opinions.
23:22You're going to be an architect.
23:24You said you don't believe in marriage.
23:26Why?
23:27We can skip that topic.
23:29Do you still feel that way now?
23:30Yes.
23:34Hey, thank you for making my grandma so happy today.
23:36You really know how to...
23:41Yeah, good night.
24:06Morning.
24:07I made breakfast for you.
24:10It's grandma.
24:11Get up here.
24:12Alright, just one second.
24:19Did you put on makeup?
24:22No, have you had gum?
24:25No, of course not.
24:27Hello, happy couple.
24:31Well, come on in.
24:40Oh, grandma.
24:41We should have made breakfast for you.
24:43Oh, you're family now.
24:44It's nothing.
24:46I love the plants you put in the living room.
24:49You really know how to take good care of them.
24:51Do you want to go plant shopping with me?
24:54I would love that.
25:01That's...
25:02I know.
25:03You.
25:19Great choice.
25:20Let me pack that up for you.
25:25But it's a bit pricey.
25:32Which one was the one the girl picked up just now?
25:45Hi.
25:46Adrian, it's Mia.
25:48I'm so sorry.
25:50Where are you?
25:54Where is Mia?
25:57The vet brought her inside.
25:59They told me to wait out here.
26:00You mistook the vitamins for dog food?
26:03How could that happen?
26:06No, no, no.
26:07Stop.
26:07From the very beginning, honestly and clearly, what happened?
26:10I was at work.
26:11I came home.
26:12I was exhausted.
26:13Those investors gave me a hard time.
26:14When I went to feed Mia, I wasn't paying much attention.
26:17I was distracted.
26:18And I went to take a shower.
26:19When I came outside, Mia was just lying there throwing up.
26:22I'm sorry, Adrian.
26:23I didn't mean to hurt Mia.
26:26I can't believe I let you in my home and trusted you to take care of Mia.
26:30That's not fair.
26:30I care about Mia.
26:31And I'll do anything to make it right.
26:33It's too late.
26:34What does that mean?
26:36You need to move out.
26:38Adrian, please.
26:39I'll wait here.
26:40You can go pack your things now.
26:44If you need help finding a place to stay, I can get you one.
27:01How's she doing?
27:03Your dog is two weeks pregnant.
27:06What?
27:07You don't look pleased about the news?
27:10Should I do something?
27:11No.
27:11Hmm.
27:13Do pregnant dogs throw up?
27:15Sometimes, yes.
27:16Some people who don't know better will think the dog is having digestive problems.
27:19And the vitamins?
27:20Oh, the vitamins are harmless.
27:23Alright.
27:36It's over now.
27:45She bought you these?
27:48She bought you these?
27:57I don't know.
28:26Dude, you actually look better when you're sad.
28:29I'm not in the mood, Matt.
28:30Come on, let's put on a smile on that face.
28:36I know, I know.
28:42Let's go have some fun.
28:44You need to let loose.
28:52I'm sorry, but your names have been banned from our guest list.
28:56What? By whom?
28:58Let me check.
28:59It was by a shareholder on the board called Jennifer Johnson.
29:04Oh my God.
29:06My family invested in the group that owns this bar.
29:11Let's go.
29:11No, we are not going anywhere.
29:14Let me tell you something, dude.
29:16You'd better let us.
29:18If I make a call to my brother, he can buy your whole ass off.
29:28We can see ourselves out.
29:33Let go of me!
29:36Hey, let her go.
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