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Baby Please
Don't Come Home For Christmas
Don't Come Home For Christmas
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00:00:00First Christmas as a newly single woman.
00:00:04Now I'll never have to think about Wes Mandrake ever again.
00:00:19And that's it.
00:00:20You are officially divorced, Miss White.
00:00:24This is finally over.
00:00:26You have fulfilled your end of the contract.
00:00:28Mr. Mandrake has inherited the land rights.
00:00:31Here is your check for $5 million.
00:00:36Minus the cost of your nose reconstruction, of course.
00:00:40Thanks for reminding me.
00:00:42So that's it?
00:00:44I don't have to do anything else for Wesley Mandrake?
00:00:46Nope.
00:00:48In a few weeks, it'll be like this little arrangement never happened.
00:00:51And per the non-disclosure agreement, it never did.
00:01:11Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:01:19Can I have three more shots down here, please?
00:01:22Uh, hi.
00:01:24I was here first.
00:01:27You lose your snooze, babe.
00:01:31Oh my God.
00:01:32It's him.
00:01:34My ex-husband.
00:01:48Hey, that's mine.
00:01:49My ex-husband, Wes Mandrake.
00:01:53What is he doing here?
00:01:54I haven't seen him in five years.
00:01:57He is still the most beautiful man I've ever laid eyes on.
00:02:11Where is he?
00:02:14I told you.
00:02:16Where fucking is my money?
00:02:20What?
00:02:21Who?
00:02:21I...
00:02:22No time to play, Zbignos.
00:02:24I want my money!
00:02:26What?
00:02:27What money?
00:02:28I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:29I...
00:02:32That's for the children's hospital.
00:02:35What are you doing?
00:02:38I think you're giving back.
00:02:45Okay.
00:02:49I want to...
00:02:51Oh my God, my nose!
00:02:53You broke my nose!
00:02:54You think it hurt?
00:02:56Wait till you see what we are going to do to you.
00:02:59Hey!
00:03:10You okay?
00:03:14He doesn't recognize me, does he?
00:03:17Five years of marriage and he doesn't even know who I am?
00:03:22God, the investors got me so drunk.
00:03:27You know, you're really pretty.
00:03:30He knows me.
00:03:48He's about us.
00:03:49He knows me.
00:03:54I know you bought me.
00:03:55I know him, but I'm not excited.
00:03:58He knows them.
00:03:59I think he does.
00:04:12So, finally get to have my wedding night with Wes Mandrake.
00:04:27Oh my god, this isn't real.
00:05:02Oh no, Holly, I'm gonna be late.
00:05:11Winter Taylor?
00:05:13Oh my god, how does Wes know her?
00:05:19And who the hell are you?
00:05:22Where's Wes?
00:05:23Shit.
00:05:31This is for not recognizing me.
00:05:34And this is for never coming to see me.
00:05:37Pretending I didn't exist for five years.
00:05:39Loser.
00:05:50That's rude.
00:05:52And who is that girl?
00:05:55Smells like pine.
00:06:01How much did I drink last night?
00:06:06I need you to find out who that woman was from last night.
00:06:10Yes, sir.
00:06:11She graffitis me.
00:06:13Steals my property.
00:06:15She'll pay for this.
00:06:21I think we should get going, sir.
00:06:24The mass is starting.
00:06:26Investors will meet us in Hudson Falls.
00:06:28I haven't been back home in five years.
00:06:32Also, your mother called.
00:06:34She would like to see you for Christmas?
00:06:36No.
00:06:37No.
00:06:39Make up an excuse.
00:06:41As you wish.
00:06:53Tell me again, how did you get to sleep with Wes Mandrake?
00:06:58I don't know.
00:07:00What was he doing in that bar?
00:07:02I have no idea why he was at that bar, but he was.
00:07:05How was the sex?
00:07:08I think you ruined me.
00:07:11Spank me.
00:07:13Harder.
00:07:14Do it.
00:07:17I think I was a little rough with him.
00:07:19Piper.
00:07:20Piper.
00:07:21Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:27Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:29Look, I need your help.
00:07:31Yes, Mayor.
00:07:32What is it?
00:07:33What is it?
00:07:34Money, Piper.
00:07:35Big money.
00:07:36Look, the money men, the high rollers are coming.
00:07:40Do you know what this means for the town?
00:07:42We finally have a chance to sell that mountain.
00:07:44What?
00:07:45No one is selling the mountain.
00:07:51Holy shit, he's here.
00:07:52Who's here?
00:08:05Who the hell is that?
00:08:17Oh, my God.
00:08:19It's him.
00:08:30Piper, it's him.
00:08:36I mean, Mr. Mandarin, we are so honored to have you back in Hudson Falls for the Christmas
00:08:45season.
00:08:48I'm not in town for Christmas, Mayor.
00:08:50You're not actually going to sell the mountain, are you?
00:08:53That's why I'm here.
00:08:56Capitalist fucking pig.
00:08:58You can't sell the mountain.
00:09:00They'll develop it and ruin Hudson Falls.
00:09:04What's your name?
00:09:05He still doesn't recognize me?
00:09:08I'm Piper.
00:09:09Piper White.
00:09:11Wes Mandarick.
00:09:14I know who you are, asshole.
00:09:19That's an awful lot of name-calling.
00:09:22Well, how about someone shows me to my office?
00:09:26What office?
00:09:27Well, I'll be conducting some business at town hall while I'm here.
00:09:30If it's okay with the mayor, of course.
00:09:31Of course.
00:09:32Mr. Mandarick.
00:09:33Yes.
00:09:34Right this way.
00:09:42What is wrong with you two?
00:09:44He can't sell the mayor.
00:09:46He'll ruin our town.
00:09:47This is not happening.
00:09:48Wait.
00:09:48That's enough.
00:09:50Either one of you can blow this deal.
00:09:51You're going to regret it.
00:09:53You hear me?
00:09:54You hear me?
00:09:55You hear me?
00:09:59You hear me?
00:10:00You hear me?
00:10:08Well, is there anything else I can do for you, Mr. Mandarick?
00:10:11Yes.
00:10:12Who is that woman?
00:10:17Is there anything else I can do for you, sir?
00:10:19Yeah.
00:10:20Who is that woman?
00:10:21She's too familiar.
00:10:23Oh, Piper.
00:10:24Piper White, the town physician.
00:10:26A doctor?
00:10:27I'd like her to assist with my day-to-day.
00:10:30I need someone who knows the town.
00:10:32Oh.
00:10:33Well, sir.
00:10:35Perhaps I could assist you instead, of course.
00:10:37You know, Piper.
00:10:38Well.
00:10:40She's Piper.
00:10:41No.
00:10:42I want her.
00:10:44Very well, sir.
00:10:46I'll let her know.
00:10:52She doesn't seem to align with your goals.
00:10:55I just need someone who knows Hudson Falls.
00:11:00A lot has changed.
00:11:02No way.
00:11:03I'm a medical professional.
00:11:04Plus, I'm too busy with Winterfest.
00:11:06I can't do it.
00:11:07You know, Piper, I loved your parents, and I promised them that I would look after you.
00:11:11But you listen close.
00:11:13If you don't do this, you can find another town to play doctor in.
00:11:17You can't be serious.
00:11:19I'm dead serious.
00:11:20I will fire your ass.
00:11:24Who the hell does Wes think he is?
00:11:27Don't you worry.
00:11:29I'm getting the word out.
00:11:31We need to save our town.
00:11:42In five years, he never once came to see me.
00:11:45Now he's here one day, and he's already destroying my life.
00:11:59Pine.
00:12:00She smells just like the girl from last night.
00:12:13Why is he looking at me like that?
00:12:15Pine.
00:12:16She smells just like the girl from last night.
00:12:18You know, if you're going to be up that high, you might want to get a spotter.
00:12:22Yeah, you can put me down now.
00:12:25That'd be great.
00:12:46Sir, Winter Taylor just called.
00:12:49She's flying in tomorrow.
00:12:51She expects you to be here when she arrives.
00:12:55Yeah.
00:12:57Great.
00:13:18Why do I feel like I know this girl?
00:13:49She's flying in tomorrow.
00:13:51ważiel.
00:13:55I'm sick.
00:14:11People may call me.
00:14:12Until then.
00:14:12And they Corporation.
00:14:12I love them.
00:14:16They were supuesto.
00:14:16An bombed.
00:14:17I love them.
00:14:19They're such as people.
00:14:37Damn it, Dakota! I told you not at work!
00:14:40Well, sir, you hired me to sharpen your survival skills.
00:14:44That's exactly what I'm doing.
00:14:47A fucking sword?
00:14:51You're getting better.
00:14:56Whiskey, Billy. Stat.
00:15:00No, I don't have feelings for him.
00:15:03Oh, fuck, yes, I do, but...
00:15:06God, this isn't happening.
00:15:07He can't just blow it back into town like nothing happened.
00:15:14Agh! Agh!
00:15:25What is this?
00:15:26This is the inn.
00:15:28This is the only inn?
00:15:30Yeah, aren't you from here?
00:15:31No, we're behind me.
00:15:34Uh, yeah, this isn't gonna work.
00:15:36Well, you can always stay at your mother's center.
00:15:41He hasn't gone to his mother's house in years.
00:15:43I'm the only one who visits her.
00:15:46Well, I guess it's only for a week, right?
00:15:51And, uh...
00:15:53What room will I be staying in?
00:15:55Oh, you see...
00:15:57The inn only had one room left, so...
00:16:00Have fun, boys!
00:16:01What?
00:16:29Miss?
00:16:32Jesus Christ.
00:16:34Mr. Mandraker would like to see you in his office.
00:16:50You ring?
00:16:52Oh, you read my mind.
00:16:59Is that a goddamn ski resort?
00:17:05Oh, my God.
00:17:07Next time, no sugar.
00:17:08Am I 12 years old?
00:17:10That was mine.
00:17:12You know, you'd be a lot prettier if you smiled.
00:17:17So, he's just a complete asshole now?
00:17:19Are you really going to sell the mountain?
00:17:21It's your family's land.
00:17:24How'd you know that?
00:17:26Us dumb town folk talk sometimes, you know?
00:17:32No.
00:17:36I'm a doctor.
00:17:37Oh, my God.
00:17:37Oh, my God.
00:17:38Oh, my God.
00:17:39Oh, my God.
00:17:40It's hot.
00:17:41Okay.
00:17:42Yeah.
00:17:42That's hot.
00:17:43Yeah, that's hot.
00:17:45Oh, my God.
00:17:46Oh, my God.
00:17:46It's hot.
00:17:46It's hot.
00:17:47Yeah.
00:17:47Yeah, it's hot.
00:17:56All right.
00:17:57Yeah, that's...
00:17:58That's enough.
00:17:59No, I'm a doctor.
00:18:00I don't want you to get burnt.
00:18:01I...
00:18:02It's really hot already, so...
00:18:04It's...
00:18:05It's good.
00:18:08Really.
00:18:12Um...
00:18:15Last question.
00:18:17I need you to do something for me.
00:18:19I need three presents.
00:18:21I need a romantic one.
00:18:23I need something very, very expensive.
00:18:25And I need...
00:18:27You know, a gift that a son could give to his mother.
00:18:31Who's the romantic one for?
00:18:33Okay.
00:18:34Uh...
00:18:35Who are the other gifts for?
00:18:38Uh...
00:18:39What does it matter?
00:18:40Just...
00:18:40I need them.
00:18:42Aye, aye, Captain.
00:18:45Wait, um...
00:18:46Just...
00:18:48Uh...
00:18:49I'm gonna ask you a question.
00:18:51Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:01Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:04If he doesn't remember me, what's the point of telling him the truth?
00:19:11No.
00:19:12Mr. Andrick, we haven't met.
00:19:18Oh, here, here.
00:19:20Just, um...
00:19:21Why don't you take this?
00:19:23And, um...
00:19:24Just leave them on my desk.
00:19:36Sir, uh...
00:19:37The dealer's here.
00:19:39Great.
00:19:40That's good.
00:19:41Just, um...
00:19:43You know what?
00:19:44You just tell him I need five situation going here.
00:19:48Sure thing.
00:20:17What the hell are these?
00:20:21Is this a joke?
00:20:23I'm sorry that my rapping skills don't impress you, but I am a medical doctor after all.
00:20:30What are they?
00:20:31Okay.
00:20:31The blue one is expensive, the green one is for your mother, and the red one is romantic.
00:20:36Hm.
00:20:38Alright.
00:20:41Set these aside for my mother in winter.
00:20:47Wait.
00:20:48Then who's the romantic gift for?
00:20:52This one.
00:20:54Is it romantic enough?
00:20:55I mean, it's for someone very special.
00:20:57Yes, it's special.
00:20:59I picked it out myself.
00:21:01Good.
00:21:02Listen.
00:21:03Do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:07A date?
00:21:11Listen.
00:21:12Do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:15A date?
00:21:19Uh, not as a date.
00:21:21Just, I need someone who really knows Hudson Falls, and I haven't been back here in a long time.
00:21:26Don't I know it.
00:21:28Uh, sorry, I can't tomorrow night.
00:21:32Uh, actually...
00:21:34I was being nice.
00:21:36You don't have a choice.
00:21:39Pick me up a date.
00:21:41And smile.
00:21:51No.
00:21:52Why are you looking at me like that now?
00:21:53I, I, uh, no.
00:21:54You gave me a look.
00:21:55I did not give-
00:21:55No, you gave me that look first.
00:21:56Yes, you did.
00:21:57No, I didn't.
00:21:58Asshole.
00:21:58No.
00:21:59What?
00:22:02Nothing!
00:22:16Uh, mayor?
00:22:18Where did this present come from?
00:22:22Oh, uh, mailwoman said she had a package for you.
00:22:25I thought I'd save her the trip up the mountain and just put it on your desk.
00:22:28No.
00:22:35No, no.
00:22:38No, no.
00:22:40No.
00:22:41No.
00:22:41My married name?
00:22:43No.
00:22:46No.
00:22:48No, no, no.
00:22:50No.
00:22:57How are you doing?
00:23:01This is the goddamn place you chose.
00:23:04It's the nicest restaurant we have.
00:23:06Yeah, I feel like I'm going to catch something in here.
00:23:13It's a cool necklace. I like that.
00:23:16You bought it for me, dumbass.
00:23:26Mr. Calhoun.
00:23:28Thank you so much for making the trip, sir.
00:23:32Hell.
00:23:33What is this place?
00:23:35Truckers.
00:23:36CD Bunch.
00:23:37I bet if you go out the back end of the bathroom,
00:23:40you'll find a big, dirty-ass, worn-out glory hole.
00:23:46Jesus.
00:23:47Well, he ain't wrong.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:51Yeah.
00:23:53This place has more potential than I have ever seen.
00:23:56I completely agree.
00:23:57I want to start development right away.
00:24:01That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:24:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:06Piper.
00:24:10What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:13Piper.
00:24:14Excuse me, little lady.
00:24:15No.
00:24:16My name is Piper.
00:24:17And you're not going to turn our quiet little town into some overrun tourist trap ski resort
00:24:22hellhole.
00:24:23Listen here, little lady.
00:24:25I'm not here to destroy your town.
00:24:28I'm here to give it life.
00:24:30Let me assure you, the people of Hudson Falls are my first priority.
00:24:36Piper.
00:24:37Piper.
00:24:40Piper.
00:24:42Piper.
00:24:43Piper.
00:24:43A Starbucks.
00:24:44Over here.
00:24:45A sushi bar.
00:24:46A multi-theater cineplex.
00:24:48Over there.
00:24:50A hooters.
00:24:52And another across the street.
00:24:55two haters you can't beat that you can't beat that if you tried owners
00:25:10i've got your number now better watch out heffy
00:25:19you know i don't know who you think you are but get the fuck out of our town
00:25:25whoa man alive she's hotter than a two dollar pistol i'd like to discuss the details of the
00:25:31deal i want to make sure that hudson falls remains hudson falls even after i sell don't
00:25:38worry about that son we'll iron out all the details well uh all right um gotta get out
00:25:47of whatever the hell place this is um gotta get some rest i suggest you do the same
00:25:54got a big week next week
00:26:05i should be focused on the sale all i can think about is her smells like pine
00:26:21whoa mama that's strong we have to stop the sale piper yeah i know and i'm working on
00:26:29it you still love him don't you holly no look i
00:26:35he's not the same guy that he used to be i mean look what he turned into
00:26:46wes just texted me i'm selling the mountain whether you like it or not
00:26:52what an asshole what are we gonna do we can't let him sell we need a plan
00:27:05maybe if i can get him to trust me i can convince him not to sell them out
00:27:11cheers to that where is she
00:27:32you're late i stopped to get your coffee sir
00:27:39how'd you sleep
00:27:45fine so what are we all doing out here in the cult
00:27:54oh god it's her pop sensation winter taylor
00:27:59oh god it's her pop sensation winter taylor
00:28:14oh god
00:28:18oh
00:28:18oh
00:28:18oh
00:28:18oh
00:28:18oh
00:28:18Santa, next time, use a friend tour
00:28:25Santa, next time, use a friend tour
00:28:28Santa, next time, use a friend tour
00:28:32Santa, next time, use a friend tour
00:28:35Santa, next time, use a friend tour
00:28:36Santa, next time, use a friend tour
00:28:39Santa, next time, use a friend tour
00:28:51Oh, he's a friend of mine.
00:28:54Santa came down my chin in your last night.
00:28:57I love you!
00:28:59Oh my God.
00:29:04Baby, I tried to call you Sunday morning, but some girl answered.
00:29:08Oh, yeah, no, I lost my phone.
00:29:12It is a pleasure to have you in our quaint little town, Miss Taylor.
00:29:16Kiss it.
00:29:28Who's the country girl?
00:29:31Winter, this is Piper White.
00:29:34She's been helping me.
00:29:35Howdy.
00:29:40I'm gonna keep my aunt, you bitch.
00:29:42Bet on that, okay?
00:29:47Baby, can we get inside, please?
00:29:49It's cold and everyone looks warm.
00:29:52Sure, of course.
00:29:53Let's get you somewhere warm.
00:29:54Yeah.
00:30:07And by the way, sir, don't forget we leave to London Christmas Day to launch a new branch.
00:30:16Christmas Day.
00:30:17We don't have choice, sir.
00:30:20Mr. Mandrake?
00:30:22Yes.
00:30:25So I've been thinking.
00:30:27You need all of the town official votes to build the ski resort.
00:30:31Yes.
00:30:32And?
00:30:33What better way to convince them than to hold a town meeting?
00:30:39Yes.
00:30:41A town meeting.
00:30:42That way everyone will see how much money they're gonna make once that resort opens.
00:30:47We'll do snacks.
00:30:49We'll do coffee.
00:30:52That's a great idea, sir.
00:30:55And you'll mediate.
00:30:57Of course, Mr. Mandrake.
00:30:59Anything you need, I'm your girl.
00:31:04Good.
00:31:06Set it up.
00:31:07He's eating out of the palm of my hand.
00:31:16Maybe she's on my side after all.
00:31:21Get out of the palm!
00:31:23People!
00:31:24People!
00:31:24Please!
00:31:25Please!
00:31:26Get out of here!
00:31:27Think of the money.
00:31:29Are you gonna do something to help?
00:31:33Get out of the palm!
00:31:34Yes!
00:31:36Are you gonna do something to help?
00:31:38Get out of the palm!
00:31:40Get out of here!
00:31:42We don't want you here!
00:31:44Get out!
00:31:46Okay, okay.
00:31:47Settle down, everyone.
00:31:50We're not gonna let you ruin our town, big men!
00:31:54Look, everyone, this isn't fair.
00:31:56Okay?
00:31:57I think that we should at least hear them out.
00:32:00Let's just give them a shot.
00:32:02I think it might be nice to have a restaurant open past 6 p.m.
00:32:06And think of all the jobs.
00:32:13Actually, why don't we let our very own Hudson Falls Wes Mandrake take the floor?
00:32:20No!
00:32:22Get out of here!
00:32:24Nobody wants you!
00:32:25Get out of here!
00:32:30Get out!
00:32:32Hello, everyone.
00:32:34I'm Wes Mandrake.
00:32:35Some of you may know me as I've grown up here and...
00:32:39Talks again!
00:32:42Jesus Christ.
00:32:45Look, when it comes to the ski resort, I am not gonna let anything happen to Hudson-
00:32:53What?
00:32:59Get the fuck out of my town!
00:33:06The hell of Mandrake.
00:33:07Thought the ski resort were the done deal.
00:33:25Set me up in there.
00:33:27I was trying to help you.
00:33:29If this ski resort doesn't happen, I can't sell the mountain.
00:33:32Well, then we have to fix it.
00:33:42Are you screwing with me?
00:33:44Or do you really want to help?
00:33:49Why do I feel like I know her?
00:33:57Sir?
00:33:58Your mother called.
00:34:00She knows you're in town.
00:34:03Shit.
00:34:05Why don't you want to see your mother?
00:34:09You must know.
00:34:10It's because...
00:34:11She still thinks I'm married.
00:34:13And...
00:34:14I don't want to hurt her.
00:34:16Maybe he does have a heart.
00:34:19You know what? Fine.
00:34:21Tell her I'll be there.
00:34:22But track down my ex-wife's phone number.
00:34:24And...
00:34:25If she doesn't completely hate me...
00:34:27Tell her we're gonna have to pretend again.
00:34:30I'll pay her whatever she wants.
00:34:33He'll pay me?
00:34:34Asshole.
00:34:35I guess it's finally time for him to find out who I am.
00:34:45Hi.
00:34:46You...
00:34:47You're, um...
00:34:49You're...
00:34:50Penelope?
00:34:50Yeah, yeah.
00:34:52Penelope, uh...
00:34:58Um...
00:34:59Listen...
00:35:02I have a question for you.
00:35:03It's gonna sound really crazy, but just...
00:35:05You have to answer yes or no right away.
00:35:07Okay?
00:35:09Uh, okay.
00:35:10I...
00:35:13Marry me.
00:35:18I...
00:35:19I'll give you five million dollars.
00:35:22You just have to answer right now.
00:35:34Hi, my dear.
00:35:37Oh, I missed you.
00:35:39Where's Wesley?
00:35:41Uh...
00:35:43I'm so happy to finally have you both home for Christmas.
00:35:49Yeah, me too, Mom.
00:35:54This is gonna be interesting.
00:36:01Oh, uh...
00:36:02I think I'm gonna go to the restroom. I'll be...
00:36:04Okay, sure.
00:36:05Sure.
00:36:10All right.
00:36:12My mom.
00:36:14Wesley Mandrake.
00:36:18You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:36:22Listen, I know.
00:36:23I've just been busy.
00:36:26Busy?
00:36:28Oh, poor you.
00:36:30Too busy?
00:36:30To come home to visit your own mother?
00:36:34Only one who visits me is your wife.
00:36:38I know.
00:36:39Okay, there's a lot going on.
00:36:41Hold on.
00:36:45Okay, I have to take this.
00:36:47Oh, be my guest.
00:36:50Sure.
00:36:54You just missed your husband.
00:36:57Fucking work.
00:36:59That's what I was with him.
00:37:01Don't I know it.
00:37:09All right.
00:37:13She here yet?
00:37:15She's here?
00:37:16She's right here?
00:37:20Where?
00:37:23Right here.
00:37:30This is the last one.
00:37:32I'm so sorry.
00:37:33I'm sorry.
00:37:33I'm sorry.
00:37:40What the fuck is going on?
00:37:44Uh...
00:37:45You know what?
00:37:49I think that our drinks are almost ready from the bar,
00:37:52so I'm gonna go.
00:37:53I'm gonna go get those.
00:37:54Back.
00:38:00Uh...
00:38:01Done?
00:38:02Uh, listen.
00:38:04There's, uh...
00:38:05There's an emergency with the buyout in London, Ma.
00:38:07Listen.
00:38:08I'm sorry.
00:38:09I will make it up to you, okay?
00:38:11Please.
00:38:12All right?
00:38:13Please, it's Christmas!
00:38:17I'm sorry.
00:38:18Wesley!
00:38:22Here we go.
00:38:26Is he...
00:38:27Is he here?
00:38:30He's not fucking here.
00:38:33Cheers.
00:38:34Cheers.
00:38:42I do.
00:38:45You may now kiss the bride.
00:38:56Yeah.
00:38:57Good morning.
00:38:59Good night.
00:39:24Have a good night.
00:39:26Travel's house.
00:39:26Take it out, go.
00:39:39What's going on?
00:39:41Had to sweeten the deal.
00:39:43Now, we've got the vote, kid.
00:39:46Why didn't I know about this?
00:39:47Son, I think it's time I take the lead on this one.
00:39:51You just worry about waxing those skis.
00:40:05What the hell am I doing?
00:40:17What if this is a mistake?
00:40:30Very impressive, sir.
00:40:32What the fuck?
00:40:38All right, come on, guys.
00:40:40Five, four, three, two, one.
00:40:42Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:40:45Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:47Tis the season to be jolly.
00:40:49Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:51Oh, my God, stop, stop, stop.
00:40:55Was that supposed to be singing?
00:40:58Sounds like a trash bag full of screaming rats.
00:41:02Winter, that...
00:41:03Hey, they're just kids, okay?
00:41:05They're trying.
00:41:06Well, maybe you're a bad teacher.
00:41:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies.
00:41:10Let's take it easy.
00:41:11You think that you can do better?
00:41:13Go ahead.
00:41:14Teach.
00:41:16Why teach?
00:41:20I can show.
00:41:24Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:41:28La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:29La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:31This the season to be jolly.
00:41:35La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:36La-la-la.
00:41:37This, honestly, isn't even better.
00:41:43Show some of your, you know.
00:41:46Want to tell me a secret?
00:41:48Sex sells.
00:41:53Thank you, thank you.
00:42:01Honest to God, you love it.
00:42:04Yeah, it's, um...
00:42:06Yeah, it's really...
00:42:08Kill me.
00:42:10I know, right?
00:42:11Baby, I need you to take me Christmas shopping tomorrow.
00:42:16Tomorrow?
00:42:17I can't.
00:42:19I'm busy.
00:42:21Wes, I need to go shopping tomorrow.
00:42:25Piper?
00:42:32I need you to take us shopping tomorrow.
00:42:36Yeah, no thanks.
00:42:38Uh, Piper?
00:42:40What did we talk about?
00:42:44So, how's 10 o'clock?
00:42:46Good?
00:42:48Fuck.
00:42:49Dude.
00:42:49Dude.
00:42:58Oh, my God.
00:43:00Oh.
00:43:08God, there's nothing in this town.
00:43:14Hey, you.
00:43:16Take a picture of me and Wesley, will you?
00:43:26Smile, baby.
00:43:28Smile, baby.
00:43:29Baby?
00:43:29He was my husband a week ago.
00:43:32Come on.
00:43:33Come on.
00:43:41Thanks.
00:43:42Can you come here?
00:43:44Can you come here?
00:43:48Oh.
00:43:49Uh...
00:43:50Sorry.
00:43:50Excuse me, ladies.
00:43:55Uh...
00:43:59Yep.
00:44:01Hey, better call Becky with her good hair, bitch.
00:44:06What?
00:44:07Stay away from Wes.
00:44:09He's my boyfriend.
00:44:11And we're getting married soon.
00:44:14Oh, is that right, twat?
00:44:18Oh, yeah?
00:44:19Yeah.
00:44:20And next time you try to ruin one of our dates, I'm gonna slap the shit out of you.
00:44:25You broke-ass gold digger.
00:44:27You got it?
00:44:29Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:37Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:51What is wrong with you?
00:44:56Get off of me!
00:44:58What are you doing?
00:44:59Get off of me!
00:45:02Okay.
00:45:04Okay.
00:45:04Okay.
00:45:05Okay.
00:45:05All right.
00:45:06Okay.
00:45:07Baby, she attacked me!
00:45:09She attacked me!
00:45:10All right, we need to get the hell out of here.
00:45:12Come on.
00:45:13I'm so sorry.
00:45:15What the hell?
00:45:18Wes?
00:45:19I expect you upstairs in five minutes with my things.
00:45:29Wow, she's quite the catch, isn't she?
00:45:33It's not like that.
00:45:35Then what's it like?
00:45:37It's complicated.
00:45:39It always is.
00:45:46Piper.
00:45:47Piper!
00:46:02Hello?
00:46:04Uh, Penelope?
00:46:06It's Wes Mandrake.
00:46:12Uh, Penelope?
00:46:15It's Wes Mandrake.
00:46:18Don't hang up.
00:46:18I, just let me say...
00:46:20I said that I'm not talking to you, asshole!
00:46:36What did I just say?
00:46:37I said that I'm not talking...
00:46:42Oh, um...
00:46:44Nothing.
00:46:45What's up?
00:46:48Meet me for a drink.
00:46:51No!
00:46:53Listen, just come meet me for a drink,
00:46:55and I'll never ask anything from you ever again.
00:46:59One drink and you'll leave me alone?
00:47:02One drink.
00:47:09Whiskey, Billy.
00:47:10No.
00:47:18I said one drink.
00:47:19Bye.
00:47:20Bye.
00:47:29Christmas.
00:47:30Drink with me.
00:47:31No.
00:47:32I can drink with you, rich boy.
00:47:35I can do anything for you.
00:47:36Oh, okay.
00:47:37No, piss off.
00:47:38He's drinking with me.
00:47:40Bye.
00:47:41Yeah, no.
00:47:49Are you really going to sell the land?
00:47:52I'd be a fool not to.
00:47:54What if I told you I could get you five million dollars for the land?
00:48:05Hudson Falls town doctor just has five million dollars laying around.
00:48:11What if I told you I could get it?
00:48:16Unfortunately, it's worth a lot more than that.
00:48:21Well, it's nice to see you two back together for the holiday.
00:48:27What?
00:48:29You two.
00:48:30You and Mrs. Mandarick.
00:48:33Here is your check for five million dollars.
00:48:44What are you, what are you talking, what is he talking about?
00:48:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, my God.
00:48:55Okay, thanks.
00:48:56Spill alert!
00:48:57I better get him cleaned up.
00:48:59It was so good to see you.
00:49:00Good to see you two.
00:49:01Take care, okay?
00:49:02Bye.
00:49:03Let's, let's.
00:49:04Yeah, thanks.
00:49:26What are you doing?
00:49:28What am I doing?
00:49:30Come on, get in.
00:49:32Absolutely not.
00:50:05Okay, fuck it.
00:50:06Hell yeah, boy.
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:12Okay.
00:50:22Fuck it.
00:50:24Hell yeah, boy.
00:50:27Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:39Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:48Marie!
00:50:50Go back to the circus!
00:50:54You think that's cool?
00:50:55Look at her.
00:50:56She looks like a mutant.
00:51:01There's nothing wrong with the way she looks.
00:51:05Because you do?
00:51:30Something about you is irresistible.
00:51:33I could say the same about you, Mr. Mandrake.
00:51:42I could say the same about you.
00:51:59Where the hell am I?
00:52:01Okay, come on guys. I want the lights hung. Hung above that, right there.
00:52:07What are you doing? I didn't say to move the tree that way. Just go take it, please.
00:52:17Listen, I'm sorry I got so drunk last night. I'm just stressed about this whole thing.
00:52:24By this whole thing, do you mean destroying our whole town?
00:52:28I'm not destroying anything. In fact, I'm gonna make sure nothing happens to Hudson Falls.
00:52:33You'll see. I bet.
00:52:36Listen, did we, uh, last night?
00:52:42Piper! Piper! You gotta get up that mountain. Right. Now.
00:52:46What's wrong? It's Holly. They're saying she's trying to stop the bulldozers.
00:52:52Come on, guys.
00:53:05Polly!
00:53:05Get out of here! Come on! Polly!
00:53:08Oh, about time. What the hell is going on here, Mandrake? Get this goddamn hippie out of here!
00:53:15Polly, what are you doing?
00:53:16If they try to take this cocksucker down, they'll have to go through me!
00:53:25We didn't talk about this.
00:53:27We need soil samples. Geological shit you don't understand. Just get her the goddamn out of here!
00:53:35She has to go.
00:53:38You know what? No, Polly! Stay there!
00:53:41Get her out of here now!
00:53:43You're a liar!
00:53:46I'm...
00:53:47Piper, listen, I don't...
00:53:49You know what? Find somebody else to work for you.
00:53:51I quit!
00:53:53And you can find your own way home!
00:53:56Piper! Piper!
00:54:00You know these hippies? They don't trim their pubes.
00:54:05What does that have to do with anything?
00:54:08I don't know. You figure it out.
00:54:10Never let the party die!
00:54:14Fuck.
00:54:20God bless... everyone.
00:54:23Ew.
00:54:29Hello?
00:54:31Penelope, don't hang up.
00:54:33You have five seconds.
00:54:35Meet me for coffee. Please.
00:54:37No!
00:54:39I need to talk to you. Please.
00:54:43Fine. Whatever.
00:55:01I knew she wouldn't come.
00:55:08Well, here we go.
00:55:22Wait.
00:55:24What are you doing here?
00:55:30Wait.
00:55:33What are you doing here?
00:55:40I, uh...
00:55:45I wanted a coffee. Is that...
00:55:48okay with you?
00:55:50Yeah.
00:55:51Yeah, no. Of course.
00:55:52I just...
00:55:55thought...
00:55:55You thought what?
00:55:59Nothing.
00:56:03You look really pretty.
00:56:14What?
00:56:16Well...
00:56:17I waited long enough.
00:56:29Go away.
00:56:31I'll leave you alone. Just one last favor.
00:56:34No.
00:56:35Please.
00:56:37Do you know where Penelope Mandrake lives?
00:56:39Why?
00:56:40Can you bring this to her and ask if she'll join me for the Christmas party tomorrow night?
00:56:44Why don't you bring it to her?
00:56:47Because she'd never accept it from me.
00:56:50I think she hates me.
00:56:52Ding, ding, ding.
00:56:53She does.
00:56:54Fine.
00:56:55Leave it here and get out.
00:56:56What?
00:56:57Well, I think, she'll hang out.
00:57:25That's bad.
00:57:27Beautiful.
00:57:29I don't think Penelope would mind if I borrowed this for tonight.
00:57:40Hello?
00:57:43Hello?
00:57:43I don't think Penelope would mind if I borrowed this for tonight, but I think Penelope would mind if I
00:57:59borrowed this for tonight.
00:58:18Oh my god, it's Wes Mandrake, the hottest guy in Hudson Falls.
00:58:23Smoke coffee, please.
00:58:33He's coming over.
00:58:36He's coming over!
00:58:42Hi.
00:58:43Uh, hi.
00:58:47What's your name?
00:58:48Uh, I'm Pen- Penelope.
00:58:53Penelope.
00:58:54I'm Wes.
00:58:56Yeah, I know who you are.
00:59:03Just...
00:59:04I know who you are.
00:59:31Uh, uh, well, bye.
00:59:44What are you doing?
00:59:46This dress is not for you.
00:59:49Yes, it is, you toolbox.
00:59:52She wasn't home.
00:59:53I didn't want to leave it outside.
01:00:00Like, I guess you do look pretty good.
01:00:08Hudson Falls, we want to thank you for your hospitality this Christmas season.
01:00:15So, to show our gratitude, we have a very special guest for you this evening.
01:00:19Miss Winter Taylor!
01:00:28Jesus Christ.
01:00:29What the fuck now?
01:00:36What the fuck now?
01:00:40Oh, oh, oh.
01:00:43Oh, oh.
01:00:46Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:00:48Oh, oh, oh.
01:00:51Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:00:58Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:01:00Use the friend door Santa, next time
01:01:35That was interesting.
01:01:39Yeah.
01:01:42That was just for you, baby.
01:01:45Yeah, it was really, it was, uh, um, you know, what's that hat made of?
01:01:54Here, take that, please.
01:01:56And a bear, dum-dum.
01:02:00What is she doing here?
01:02:02Ah, great for fallings, darling.
01:02:05Thanks, Daddy.
01:02:08Wait, you're related?
01:02:10She's my little girl.
01:02:13That explains a lot.
01:02:17Wait, is Wes just being nice to her because of her father?
01:02:21Wes, uh, can we have a talk, please?
01:02:23Thank you, yeah, please, um, ladies.
01:02:34I went by Wes's office today.
01:02:36He wasn't there.
01:02:38Do you know anything about that, slut?
01:02:43Yup, he was with me.
01:02:45No.
01:02:59What is wrong with you?
01:03:02What happened to your dress?
01:03:04Well, she just bumped into me.
01:03:06That is not true.
01:03:09Everyone, may I have your attention, please?
01:03:12Listen, folks, I have been waiting all week to make this announcement, so let's go.
01:03:18Starting this spring, Hank and his team at Calhoun Industries will be breaking ground on a state-of-the-art
01:03:27ski resort.
01:03:37Are you ready to make more money than God?
01:03:41You and my little girl are about to be the biggest power couple this world has ever seen.
01:03:55Wes, they be...
01:03:59Pfeiffer?
01:04:01Pfeiffer?
01:04:07Pfeiffer?
01:04:10Dakota?
01:04:13Dakota, do not attack me right now.
01:04:16I know I said to attack me when I'd least want to be attacked, but I mean it this time.
01:04:21Don't do it.
01:04:25God damn it.
01:04:34Why didn't you ever tell me?
01:04:37I don't know, I just...
01:04:39I always dreamt that maybe he would come back and...
01:04:43We would fall in love.
01:04:47It's so stupid.
01:04:49God, I'm so stupid.
01:04:49Hey.
01:04:50Hey.
01:04:52You're not stupid, baby, okay?
01:04:55My son is...
01:04:57Oh, gosh, he's so stupid for not seeing what he had.
01:05:02So angry.
01:05:10I'm going to go check on the turkey and get some more wine.
01:05:14Yeah.
01:05:14Right back.
01:05:21I'm up.
01:05:23Wesley Mandrake.
01:05:29You're on my shit list.
01:05:31I hope you know that.
01:05:35Ma, I...
01:05:38I'm sorry, all right?
01:05:44So, how's your wife?
01:05:51What?
01:05:53Your wife?
01:05:54How is she?
01:05:59I'm not sure.
01:06:01Hmm.
01:06:03Yeah.
01:06:04I know.
01:06:19How do you know Piper?
01:06:30How do you know Piper?
01:06:33Piper?
01:06:35Piper who?
01:06:36It's Penelope.
01:06:37Your wife.
01:06:47Penelope Mandrake.
01:06:49Is Piper white?
01:06:53Wes?
01:06:57Piper.
01:07:00Penelope.
01:07:04I didn't know.
01:07:05Doesn't matter anymore.
01:07:15This whole time?
01:07:16If you would have came back, you would have actually gotten to know me.
01:07:21Listen, I had to go.
01:07:23I had to.
01:07:24Yeah, because you thought that you were better than Hudson Falls.
01:07:27No.
01:07:29No.
01:07:30Then what?
01:07:33I had to leave.
01:07:35Why?
01:07:36That night, those men were after me, Piper.
01:07:42What is he?
01:07:44Oh my God, my nose!
01:07:45He broke my nose!
01:07:50I had to leave.
01:07:52I didn't have a choice.
01:07:55The men that were after me, they weren't going to stop.
01:07:58They were going to keep coming and coming and coming to get me.
01:08:01And my father, he took a loan out in my name before he died.
01:08:08Bullshit.
01:08:08You left because he never cared about me.
01:08:10Is that what you think?
01:08:12I've always looked out for you.
01:08:14You took pity on me.
01:08:17I protected you.
01:08:19You're just like every other asshole that I've met.
01:08:21You're just like every other gold digger I've met.
01:08:24You don't know me.
01:08:25You were gone for the last five years.
01:08:27You just left me here.
01:08:28We had an agreement.
01:08:30What'd you want me to do?
01:08:33I wanted you to call me!
01:08:35I wanted you to come see me!
01:08:37I wanted you to do anything!
01:08:40Anything that showed that you actually gave a fuck about me!
01:08:44I loved you!
01:08:47I still love you!
01:08:48I always have!
01:08:49Don't you get that?
01:08:53No.
01:08:55I just thought it was about the money for you.
01:08:59It was never about the money.
01:09:03I just wanted you.
01:09:15Weber, what do you want me to do?
01:09:20I want you to go.
01:09:21And I want you to get out.
01:09:23And I want you to never come back!
01:09:24You destroyed our town!
01:09:26You don't even care!
01:09:27You're heartless!
01:09:30I'm heartless?
01:09:35You want me to leave?
01:09:37Is that what you want?
01:09:41You know what?
01:09:42Fine.
01:09:43Fine.
01:09:44I'll go back to Manhattan
01:09:46with my money
01:09:47and my rich friends
01:09:48and my fucking money.
01:09:50And you can stay right here.
01:09:54Just sit
01:09:56with all the other fucking losers.
01:09:59These poor fucks
01:10:00who won't amount to anything in their life.
01:10:03Go ahead.
01:10:04Knock yourself out!
01:10:06I hate you!
01:10:09I hate you!
01:10:13Get out!
01:10:14Get out!
01:10:15Get out!
01:10:19Just go.
01:10:22Please.
01:10:24Hey.
01:10:26Merry Christmas.
01:10:32Wes.
01:10:33Wes.
01:10:34Please, honey.
01:10:36Please stay.
01:10:37Stay.
01:10:37It's Christmas, okay?
01:10:39Mom, listen.
01:10:39I gotta go.
01:10:40I'll see you in the city
01:10:41for New Year's, okay?
01:10:43Honey, please.
01:10:45Just for once.
01:10:46No.
01:10:47I have to go.
01:10:48I'm sorry, Mom.
01:10:50Psst.
01:10:59Good job.
01:11:05Heel's off.
01:11:08What the fuck did you just say?
01:11:14What the fuck did you just say?
01:11:17Pee-pee.
01:11:20Look at me.
01:11:22I am not your baby.
01:11:24I will never be with you, Winter.
01:11:27Daddy?
01:11:29Get back here.
01:11:30Get the fuck back here.
01:11:32We had a deal, you little shit.
01:11:36What?
01:11:37What was that?
01:11:48Do something.
01:11:51Do something.
01:11:52Do something.
01:12:00Cancel London.
01:12:02Can you take the chopper back to the city?
01:12:05I'll get my own ride.
01:12:06I need to be alone right now.
01:12:09Of course.
01:12:21Oh, and sir.
01:12:24Merry Christmas.
01:12:26Merry Christmas, Dakota.
01:12:29Merry Christmas, Dakota.
01:12:46Yeah, real nice.
01:13:07Manhattan?
01:13:08And if you turn the Christmas music off, I'll give you $1,000.
01:13:25I did it.
01:13:26You did it.
01:13:27I did it.
01:13:29I'm a hero.
01:13:33I'm a hero.
01:13:36I'm a hero.
01:13:39I'm a hero.
01:13:39Here it goes.
01:13:40You're not for us.
01:13:41You don't have to.
01:13:50I love it.
01:13:52Let's get that over.
01:14:16Merry Christmas, baby.
01:14:18Listen, why don't we open presents now?
01:14:21And then I was thinking, we take a plane to Portugal for New Year.
01:14:24What do you think?
01:14:28What the hell are you doing?
01:14:35Wesley, I'm warning you.
01:14:37Careful.
01:14:42I think you should leave my apartment.
01:14:45Now.
01:14:57Ow.
01:15:03Asshole.
01:15:07Why did you want me?
01:15:17because because she's crazy and you can't force anybody into a relationship you can't force
01:15:24anybody to love you because i love her what i love her i love piper and i always have
01:15:37what is it about that bitch huh i'm a good person too i i don't need to do the orangutans
01:15:44i i'm sorry
01:15:45i'm rich i'm sorry i don't live in the woods with dogs like a lesbian i deserve to be loved
01:15:52too
01:15:53i gotta go no no no
01:16:07what am i supposed to do now
01:16:20where's piper
01:16:21i don't know who cares christmas time my dreams are dead
01:16:36oh
01:16:38Oh, my God.
01:17:08Piper.
01:17:14You need to listen to me very carefully, boy.
01:17:18You sign this, we all walk out of here.
01:17:21If you don't, it's going to be a very messy Christmas for you.
01:17:25Piper, are you okay?
01:17:31Where's my mother?
01:17:32She wouldn't shut the hell up, so we've locked her in the basement.
01:17:36Let me out!
01:17:44All right.
01:17:46I'll sign, and you'll let them go.
01:17:50You have my word.
01:17:53All you have to do is sign.
01:18:06Let me tell you, nobody fucks Hank Calhoun, except Hank Calhoun.
01:18:17Got what we need?
01:18:36Go get my mother.
01:18:38You came back for me.
01:18:40I'll leave you again.
01:18:52No, Wes, look out!
01:19:19Get an ambulance.
01:19:21Call an ambulance, please.
01:19:23Please.
01:19:24Jesus.
01:19:27Piper.
01:19:29Piper, look at me.
01:19:30Pico.
01:19:32Pico.
01:19:33He's...
01:19:34He's...
01:19:35Pico.
01:19:36Piper.
01:19:50Hey, Wes.
01:19:52Merry Christmas.
01:19:54Merry Christmas.
01:19:56Cheers.
01:20:11I'm really happy you decided to move back to town.
01:20:16Yeah.
01:20:16You too.
01:20:18I missed it here.
01:20:21Are you all right?
01:20:24Yeah.
01:20:25Just...
01:20:27I wish she was here.
01:20:57Oh, whoa, it's really coming down outside.
01:20:59There.
01:21:00Oh, sweetie, let me help you.
01:21:02Wait, wait, wait.
01:21:03I got it again.
01:21:03Oh!
01:21:04Sorry.
01:21:07Sorry I'm late.
01:21:09Mrs. Bell had her baby.
01:21:10A little boy.
01:21:11Oh.
01:21:12Good way.
01:21:14Good way.
01:21:38What was that for?
01:21:42Merry Christmas, Mrs. Mandrake.
01:21:45Merry Christmas, Mr. Mandrake.
01:22:07Merry Christmas, Mr. Mandrake.
01:22:08You
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