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My Dad Is Poseidon - FULL 2026
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:36Yes, I'm just waiting.
00:38Sorry, the last one!
00:39No!
00:47The next one!
01:02filthy scavengers when lord poseidon ruled the deep you sky rats swore never to breach the
01:09surface poseidon fish food ages ago
01:40sire Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier I'm retired don't bring
01:45that crap to my door sire
02:07who the hell broke my new console I'm gonna go deal with that bastard sire you're finally
02:14stepping in
02:28go fight somewhere else don't block me from clearing my game
02:32my king even poseidon would still be fit to shine my boots
02:57what did you do turn me back right now
03:05sire the entire abyssal realm awaits your command lead us against olympus we beg you
03:11Zeus's brains probably been eaten out by clamadia for years I'm retired I don't
03:16waste breath on crazy people
03:25screw power struggles rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live
03:34fight
03:41get your hands off me creep sorry I didn't mean to
03:50wait pointy ears a dryage what's a forest nintz doing here
03:57what's a forest nintz doing here
03:58he's just a regular human a total nerd damn it the aphrodisiant's kicking in
04:14you're burning up down here way harder than I pictured I was drugged this whole thing is Dylan's sick setup
04:23if I don't mate someone before the timer runs out I die I really need this guy
04:33god damn
04:35you really know how to flip my switch
04:45you really know how to flip my switch
04:59squeeze me
04:59squeeze me tighter
05:00squeeze me tighter
05:00squeeze me tighter
05:01squeeze me tighter
05:06what the hell did you do to me last night
05:09eugh
05:11hey
05:11I put in a lot of work
05:13don't tell me you forgot
05:15Leora
05:16I know you're in there
05:18nowhere left to run
05:19damn it
05:20he tracked me
05:34Leora
05:35You're my fiance
05:37You belong with me
05:38Come home
05:39Get away
05:40Dylan
05:43As the leader of the satyr
05:45You actually drugged me
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt
05:53You slept with someone
05:56Who screwed up my plan
05:59Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her
06:02Newsflash, tough guy
06:04Real men don't need tricks
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it
06:29Her body's tainted now
06:30But her blood still has value
06:31Can't push too hard yet
06:35I won't kill him
06:37But you're coming with me, Leora
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go
06:42I can handle this clown
06:50Forget today ever happened
06:52Go back to your life
07:06Seriously, can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already
07:21What are you talking about?
07:28Hey, Pencil Neck
07:30I'm Dylan's top enforcer
07:31Either get the hell out of this water
07:33Or kneel and call me daddy
07:35Dylan who?
07:37Speak up, man
07:37My ears are shot
07:38Keep acting tough
07:39Jax can stomp boulders to dust
07:42Even Narius' seafo give him a wide burp
07:57You asked for this
08:11You one-shotted pants top an orcer?
08:13Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole
08:26Using my divine power to barbecue
08:28Hope you die alone and miserable
08:32What are you whining about?
08:34Nothing
08:35Heat's too low
08:36Sprinkle this and baste it again
08:43Molly?
08:44Gods make heroes with it
08:45You seasoned food?
08:49Huh
08:50Tide barrier just got tripped
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby
09:06But he retired recently
09:08We're gonna find him now
09:18I'm badly wounded
09:20I don't have much time
09:22Find Lily's real father
09:24Leave her with him
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus
09:46There it is
09:54Liara's wounded bad
09:55Drag them both back to the Dillon
09:57Lifetime of easy living
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing
10:07Just swapped a bug
10:12That girl from five years ago
10:13You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter
10:19We need you now
10:21So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome
10:25This aura?
10:27She's got my blood
10:28Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it
10:37Just keep Lily safe
10:43Mommy
10:44Mommy
11:02It's too late, boss
11:04Her heartbeats fading fast
11:20Somebody help me
11:35Give me a name, Liara
11:36Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart
11:41It was
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:06You're my fiance
12:07My property
12:08You filthy whore
12:10Spread your legs for some stray dog
12:15But at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:23No, let go
12:27With nymph blood in my veins
12:29Even Olympus will bow to me
12:38I
12:40Got careless
12:42Diving near a shipwreck
12:43My fault
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Liara
12:48Someone did this to you
12:53You're just a regular guy
12:55Stay out of it
12:56Boss
12:57Soup's ready
13:04If I don't make it
13:07Promise me you'll take care of Lily
13:09She's all we have left
13:12She's safe
13:13Now drink
13:16Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack
13:24Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue
13:28Golden apple sap
13:29I studied this in grad's time
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More
13:38Try it
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting daddy
14:00It's my first time meeting daddy
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26What a lively little snack
14:29Gulp you down and my power doubles
14:32I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around
14:45This guy's luck is insane
14:49A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria
15:02We've got a kid together now
15:05I'm not letting anything touch
15:08You or Lily
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:12Daddy, help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me
15:19Lily's in trouble
15:26I... I'm not tasty
15:28My mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31Please don't eat me
15:37Divine power runs through this girl
15:40Devour you
15:42And I might even claim the Sea King's throne
15:48Why...
15:57I'm not looking for the اesthetic
16:01He's losing fear
16:02Oh
16:02Oh
16:03Oh
16:04Oh
16:04Oh
16:06Oh
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:21What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:25Please.
16:26I've got you, baby.
16:29Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:34Ha!
16:34You ruined my meal?
16:38Wait.
16:40The baby mama herself.
16:43Perfect.
16:47Two courses for the price of one!
16:56You bitch!
17:03Jack, take Lily and run!
17:05Go!
17:11Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:22You, Posei?
17:25That kid's his.
17:27No wonder the power's so pure.
17:29That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:31If I stay, I'm dead.
17:40What the hell just happened?
17:42It ran?
17:43Damn, Leoya.
17:45Your powers are badass.
17:47You straight up scared the monster off.
17:49Me?
17:50No way.
17:51Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:53I'm still recovering.
17:55Wait.
17:56Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault?
18:01Whatever.
18:02Let's get home.
18:03That thing might circle back.
18:07How about that monster?
18:14Failed at the perfect time?
18:15Figures.
18:16He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:44He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:59My liege.
19:01Have mercy.
19:02I didn't know she was your daughter.
19:03I swear it.
19:04Please, spare my life.
19:06No problem.
19:07Thank you, my lord.
19:08Thank you for your mercy.
19:09Try to remember that in your next life.
19:24Enjoying the show.
19:35My king!
19:36We had nothing to do with the Hydra.
19:38We swear!
19:39Listen to me.
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:46Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:49Yes!
19:49Yes, my leash!
20:02My love.
20:04Since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the truth myself.
20:17That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:20But Poseidon?
20:22Guy's long gone.
20:23Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:26Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:28Wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:42The world's the same as ever.
20:45The dead are louder than the living.
20:47Who the hell are you?
20:48You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:50You're in Hades territory, asshole!
21:21Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:29I don't have time for this.
21:31I'm not wasting it on you.
21:32I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am?
21:40Hades' ace.
21:42You crash my spot, you die here!
22:07Little fish.
22:16Hades' staff?
22:17One shot?
22:19The sea king!
22:20He's real!
22:23Hades!
22:24You hiding?
22:25Come out!
22:26Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:30One!
22:31Two!
22:36Thank the fates!
22:37The boss is here!
22:43Boss!
22:44This bum!
22:51You idiot!
22:52Piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown!
22:54You're done!
22:55Get out!
22:57In front of Poseidon, your ants.
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights.
23:06My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun.
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:18Understood.
23:19I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:21You have three days.
23:22I'll be back.
23:26Everyone!
23:28Drop what you're doing!
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:31Every resource, every contact!
23:33Now!
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:36Yes, boss!
23:43Poseidon's back.
23:44Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:57Kid comes with us alive.
23:58She's still hurt.
24:00Easy pickets.
24:01Let's move.
24:14We'll make a nice stew.
24:15Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:17Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:22Ha ha ha ha!
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:28Pathetic.
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders.
24:35Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:37Or I drag your corpse back.
24:40Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:43Hand over the kid!
24:53Stay away from my daughter!
24:54Don't you dare touch her!
25:06Don't you dare touch her!
25:12Mommy!
25:13You're bleeding!
25:14This forest is locked down.
25:17Surrender now.
25:19I'll go with you.
25:20On one condition.
25:22Let my daughter go!
25:24No, Mommy!
25:25I'm not leaving you!
25:27No!
25:29No!
25:29No!
25:34No!
25:35No!
25:37No!
25:38No!
25:38No!
25:39No!
25:39No!
25:40No!
25:42No!
25:43No!
25:44No!
25:44You're poisoned me!
25:44They poisoned me!
25:47My poison fog.
25:48The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:53Give up!
25:54You've gone too far.
25:56Even if I die today.
25:58I'm not letting you win.
26:01you're wounded poisoned done the kid's coming with me
26:11don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face all mine now
26:33let my mommy go you bastard
26:43lily lily run get out of here
26:50serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
27:01lily
27:08daddy
27:14your hands off her
27:24you touch my woman you're a dead man
27:33jack what the hell just happened
27:38you okay babe so you're the boyfriend too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
28:02jack keep lily safe
28:04long as i'm here
28:20if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:25run all you want
28:27my pack tears you both apart
28:41no
28:42no
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