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My Dad Is Poseidon - FULL EP 2026 -Full Episode
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug.
00:37Slow-ass sea slug.
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:36Sire!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:05Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nint's doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:57Damn it. The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:18If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:21I really need this guy.
04:24I really need this guy.
04:28Goddamn.
04:30You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Get harder.
04:53Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora! I know you're in there. Nowhere left to run.
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:28Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:34Get away! Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck?
05:46Are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:48You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him, but you're coming with me, Leora.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously, can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, pencil neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who? Speak up, man.
07:30My ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough.
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:34Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide berk.
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:06Who the hell are you?
08:18Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:21Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:53Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:56Yeah, baby.
08:57But he retired recently.
08:59We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded.
09:11I don't have much time.
09:13Find Lily's real father.
09:15Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:21Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:45Liara's wounded bad.
09:46Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:48Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago.
10:04You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter.
10:09We need you now.
10:12So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura?
10:17She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it.
10:27Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy.
10:34Mommy!
10:52It's too late, boss.
10:54Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:10Somebody help me!
11:24Give me a name, Liara.
11:26Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:53Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé.
11:56My property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some straight dog!
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No! Let go!
12:16With nymph blood in my veins,
12:18even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I...
12:28got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck.
12:31My fault.
12:33Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:36Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy.
12:43Stay out of it.
12:44Boss?
12:46Soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe.
13:01Now drink.
13:04Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
13:12Jack, you...
13:15Ambrosia residue?
13:16Golden apple sap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:20Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:39These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:47I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:13What a lively little snack.
14:16Jack, gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:19Ha ha ha ha!
14:27I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:29You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch.
14:54You or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy!
14:59Help!
15:02Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:07No!
15:12I-I'm not tasty!
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong!
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:23Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you.
15:28And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:33Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:35No!
15:36No!
15:38No!
15:46Oican!
15:47Ah!
16:04You disgusting freak
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter
16:09Mommy
16:11I've got you baby
16:14Touch my kid again
16:16And I'll rip your head off your shoulders
16:19Ha
16:19You ruined my meal
16:24Wait
16:25The baby mama herself
16:27Perfect
16:32Two courses for the price of one
16:42Bitch
16:48Jack, take Lily and run
16:50Go
16:55Run from the Lercyon Hydro
16:58You pathetic little insects
17:06You, Poseidon?
17:09That kid's his
17:11No wonder the power's so pure
17:13That's Poseidon's bloodline
17:15If I stay, I'm dead
17:23What the hell just happened?
17:26It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya
17:28Your powers are badass
17:30You straight up scared the monster off
17:32Me?
17:34No way
17:34Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing
17:37I'm still recovering
17:39Wait
17:40Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:44Whatever
17:45Let's get home
17:46That thing might circle back
17:51About that monster
17:57Failed at the perfect time?
17:59Figures
17:59He's just a regular guy after all
18:01Iron Man
18:04I laced
18:11Don't try
18:13No
18:15You
18:15We
18:16Got my
18:17Not
18:20Not
18:21Not
18:22You
18:23No
18:24No
18:24We
18:25I
18:42My liege, have mercy.
18:45I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
18:47Please, spare my life.
18:49No problem.
18:50Thank you, my lord.
18:51Thank you for your mercy.
18:52Try to remember that in your next life.
19:07Enjoying the show.
19:18My king!
19:19We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:21Listen to me.
19:22If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:29Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes!
19:32Yes, my liege!
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up
19:49the truth myself.
19:59That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:02But Poseidon?
20:04Guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:08Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:10Wanna bet?
20:11There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:24The world's the same as ever.
20:26The dead are louder than the living.
20:29Who the hell are you?
20:30You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:43Poseidon?
20:45Poseidon?
20:54Is Hades still breathing?
20:55If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this.
21:12I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades' ace.
21:23You crash my spot, you die here!
21:48Little fish.
21:49Little fish.
21:56Hades' staff?
21:58One shot?
21:59The sea king!
22:00He's real!
22:03Hades!
22:04You hiding?
22:05Come out!
22:06Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:10One!
22:11Two!
22:16Thank the fates!
22:17The boss is here!
22:23Boss!
22:24This bum!
22:30You idiot!
22:32Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:34You're done.
22:35Get out.
22:36In front of Poseidon.
22:38In front of Poseidon.
22:38Your ants.
22:39I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My lord.
22:47Is this handling satisfactory?
22:49I'm not here for fun.
22:51Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood.
22:58I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:00You have three days.
23:01I'll be back.
23:06Everyone!
23:07Drop what you're doing!
23:08Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:10Every resource.
23:12Every contact.
23:13Now!
23:13Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:15Yes, boss!
23:22Poseidon's back.
23:23Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:34Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:36Kid comes with us alive.
23:37She's still hurt.
23:38Easy pickets.
23:40Let's move.
23:52We'll make a nice stew.
23:54Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:56Ha ha ha ha!
24:00Ha ha ha ha!
24:02A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:06Pathetic.
24:09Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders.
24:13Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:15Or I drag your corpse back.
24:18Mommy?
24:19Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid!
24:31Stay away from my daughter!
24:32Don't you dare touch her!
24:50Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:52This forest is locked down.
24:54Surrender now.
24:56I'll go with you.
24:58On one condition.
25:00Let my daughter go!
25:01No, mommy!
25:03I'm not leaving you!
25:05I'm not leaving you!
25:06I'm not leaving you!
25:08I'm not leaving you!
25:14I'm not leaving you!
25:23I'm not leaving you!
25:26The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside!
25:30Give up!
25:31You've gone too far.
25:33Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win!
25:39You're wounded.
25:41Poisoned.
25:42Done.
25:44The kid's coming with me.
25:48Don't touch her!
25:49Come at me!
25:51Feisty one.
25:52Dylan wants you dead.
25:54But first, I'm going to have some fun.
26:03Such a pretty face.
26:06All mine now.
26:10Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:19Lily!
26:20Lily!
26:21Run!
26:22Get out of here!
26:27Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:37Lily!
26:44Daddy?
26:51Your hands off her!
27:00You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:07Jack!
27:09What the hell just happened?
27:14You okay, babe?
27:16So you're the boyfriend.
27:18Too bad.
27:19I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:38Jack.
27:38Keep Lily safe.
27:40Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
27:42Shut up and go.
27:44Now!
27:56If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:00Run all you want.
28:02My pack tears you both apart.
28:15Now!
28:19Oh, my God.
28:53Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
28:58Shh, Lily. Don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:10Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:20Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:26Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:29Okay.
29:32You are the best.
29:42Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
29:49You're not human. Who the hell are you?
29:52My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:14Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:20Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:23He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:33Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
30:39right back.
30:44Daddy, be careful.
30:47Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
30:56That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:04So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:18I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:19Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:27For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:34No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:37More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
31:43This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid? Some guy took the brat.
31:49Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
31:56Just... Let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:02You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:18Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:24Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
32:33Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:38Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
32:45You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
32:51Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:07You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:12In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
33:43You're half dead already!
33:46How the hell did you knock me back?
33:48The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
33:52This...
33:53can't be.
34:19Ancient Ekathra? The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:26Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:32No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:35They're coming for us. We're finished. Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:41Lyra Vale has been captured. Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
34:49They're here for me. Jack, stay behind me. With me here, no one touches you.
34:55Stop saying that, Jack. Look around. We're surrounded. We could actually die here.
35:05My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:12You worthless creature! You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:25Who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea?
35:30Look around.
35:31Boy, you're...
35:32You, I'm true.
35:36You, I'm true.
35:36I'm pure.
35:37You, I'm pure.
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