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00:00:00You
00:00:05Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20How's really ruining my high school room?
00:00:29Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check
00:00:45Now just clean us up, or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:50C-C-C-K
00:00:53I still love this school podcast
00:00:56Stop fucking embarrassing me
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details
00:01:27Yeah!
00:01:29Me? Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:31You seem really amazing
00:01:34Look who's talking
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city
00:01:40I'm actually...
00:01:42I came here for someone very special
00:01:46I came back for you
00:01:48Mia, um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I want to...
00:02:00Come on, come
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:08He came back
00:02:13Ah!
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here, look at that
00:02:24Hey, it's okay
00:02:26You're gonna be alright
00:02:26Just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean?
00:02:30Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you...
00:02:33How much
00:02:34How much you want?
00:02:35Hey, Mia
00:02:36Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:45Am I...
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:56Holy bananas
00:02:58No more frame lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you too
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:15Those highlights
00:03:17A... Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:212006?
00:03:222006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject?
00:03:29Calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson?
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:36Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:44Loser!
00:03:45Loser!
00:03:46Loser!
00:03:47Loser!
00:03:48Loser!
00:03:49Nothing's changed
00:03:49Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:52And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57You can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill-
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:30Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student
00:04:35She would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just-
00:04:39Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid
00:05:04Oh!
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat
00:05:15The shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:20That's acid
00:05:21Don't-
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class
00:05:24And I want to try this experiment on you
00:05:31Oh, these are so funny in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:51Wow, Mia, you look like you're in trouble
00:06:02So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets your crush's attention
00:06:12Concon, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:17Don't-
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:19Little miss-
00:06:20St-st-stutter
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking
00:06:24You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:29Hmm, what will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:43Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50Let's see what this does to use
00:06:59Mia, put the bottle down
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three
00:07:08Teacher or least favorite teacher, Alyssa
00:07:10Sorry, Miss Thompson
00:07:11Freak science accident
00:07:14Blame chemistry?
00:07:16God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you
00:07:24Use your words
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile
00:07:26Just say something
00:07:28It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done
00:07:30No
00:07:33You look good kicking ass
00:07:34I like this new you
00:07:36I like the new me too
00:07:38Goodbye, shy girl
00:07:40Hello, high school 2.0
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:49What's next, Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom, queen?
00:07:52Stop, stop
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:55Maybe I will
00:07:55Literally, no one knows you
00:07:58And you wanna run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown
00:08:02Not people like you
00:08:05Wait
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17Deal
00:08:21Everyone
00:08:22I'd like to make an announcement
00:08:27High school bucket list item number four
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen
00:08:37Mia Mamacita Watkins
00:08:39Did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends
00:08:45We lost touch after high school
00:08:47I am not losing them again
00:08:50I'm so glad you guys are here
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you
00:08:55Come here, ma'am
00:08:57It's been like ten minutes
00:08:59But we love you too
00:09:00And since we love you
00:09:01Let's get you right
00:09:08Great!
00:09:09More maggots have arrived
00:09:12Besides the Mia
00:09:12Honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits
00:09:17The outcasts
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your
00:09:21Plastic definition of prefect
00:09:23Dear the queen
00:09:24Let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27Shut it
00:09:28Wannabe Lance
00:09:28Choke and die
00:09:30Slutty Spears
00:09:32Well!
00:09:32Since we're doing this
00:09:34Raise your hand
00:09:35If you want to vote for me
00:09:40Okay
00:09:42And raise your hand
00:09:43If you want to vote for Mia
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:09:54Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote
00:09:57My vote
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating
00:10:03Con Con
00:10:04You already got the vote for Prom King this year
00:10:07We have to do this
00:10:09Together
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina
00:10:13Except for me
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader
00:10:21You're the basketball captain
00:10:23Even our parents want us together
00:10:26It's destiny
00:10:27May the best girl win
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver
00:10:32If you fail again you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on
00:10:45Theory of Relativity
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B
00:10:51I'll come back for my A later
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56High school bucket list item number 5
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass
00:11:00Check it
00:11:00If I'm wrong
00:11:02I'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:06You wasted
00:11:07How?
00:11:10Told ya
00:11:12See you later, Misty
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hi, Nia
00:11:31Um, I'm sorry I didn't mean to...
00:11:34Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now
00:11:37Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah
00:11:40Sorry, your necklace
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it
00:11:43It's been in my family for years
00:11:45It's like indestructible
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty
00:11:47Thanks
00:11:47Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52She's nuts
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:55I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like
00:11:58Wow
00:11:58Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet
00:12:10I like who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing, no
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year so I thought
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:20You do
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it
00:12:24That's why you won my vote
00:12:28I thought you liked her
00:12:29Wow
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia
00:12:36There's only one girl that I've ever really liked
00:12:40And it's not Jess
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked
00:12:51Is...
00:12:53I'm sorry
00:12:54Oh, fuck
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league
00:13:00She...
00:13:01God
00:13:01Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league
00:13:07And she's beautiful
00:13:09And smart
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so
00:13:26Cool
00:13:28But I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken
00:13:35That you're crushed like someone else
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test
00:13:41I will help you win the crown
00:13:45Make you prom queen
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone!
00:13:59Vote me
00:14:00For senior prom queen
00:14:02Keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:05Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:09Dr. Jessica!
00:14:14If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it
00:14:22Oh, perfect, just the people I wanted to see
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:28Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:34Oh man
00:14:36Here goes nothing
00:14:38Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test
00:14:45Well, great
00:14:47Chemistry is my favorite subject
00:14:50Sexual chemistry
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:53What?
00:14:54The rules are simple
00:14:55Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:16Boo! No more applause Jess already has the clap
00:15:19Bite me knee pads
00:15:20Your little friend lost
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning
00:15:30Can't wait to have you back, King
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but uh
00:15:36Show us your best, freak
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:40It's your man, Mia!
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them
00:15:46Or anybody
00:15:46You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your step brother
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them, it's for me
00:15:57Just follow my name
00:16:00High school bucket list item number set
00:16:02Make the first move
00:16:03No, you follow my lead
00:16:09You follow my lead
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:30Mia!
00:16:31Mia!
00:16:34Mia!
00:16:36Oh, damn
00:16:38Yeah, we definitely have to do that again
00:16:39How dare you make out with that scum sucking social climate science fair slut
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen
00:16:49Not if I can help it
00:16:51The whole town wants us together!
00:16:53Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Go there!
00:17:00Mia!
00:17:02Your prince is waiting
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling, go over there
00:17:09Or you can use your mouth another creative way
00:17:12Go go go go go go go, you stopped him
00:17:14It's your foot, inside, inside, outside
00:17:17Mia!
00:17:18We really need to talk
00:17:21About that shit
00:17:25What did you learn how to do that?
00:17:28college science majors are slayer than you think uh you hook up with college guys no
00:17:34but i will one day my magic eight ball said so so you can predict the future actually i'm from
00:17:42the future right it's my secret superpower so well i hope that there's another round for us in
00:17:49our future somewhere where there's less interruptions connor i don't really kiss people
00:17:59unless i'm dating them and it's not like you want to date me so actually about that well let's just
00:18:04focus on uh beating jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later yeah connor might be my
00:18:12forever crush but he's also a forever playboy at least that's what the rumors say fine yeah look
00:18:21for your information the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off
00:18:27so we could team up
00:18:32wait you really think i could beat miss popular
00:18:37you can run this school if you want it to mia you're royalty and you don't even know it
00:18:46out of the way cooking class champions coming through
00:18:51wait you're not seriously thinking about answering if you do i will embarrass you so bad
00:18:58you will wish you were dead you still want to do this
00:19:04why not baking is just chemistry let the best baker win
00:19:11ew and i think we all know who's gonna win
00:19:17girls should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go
00:19:22what are you talking about you don't look good part yet mia
00:19:26let us help you out
00:19:38later loser
00:19:41let me guess just a bitch strikes again
00:19:44i hope her baked goods burn in hell you want me to go curse her
00:19:48thanks for the thought kate i don't want to beat her fair and square
00:19:52never gonna have to give you an edge
00:19:54something that gives you hot points and baking points
00:19:58meet me at school bright and early tomorrow
00:20:00why
00:20:01because i'm gonna turn you into a sexy nerdy baking queen
00:20:05how are you
00:20:11where's your baking buddy got me
00:20:13did she chicken out last night
00:20:20may i present to you your future girlfriend
00:20:23i mean this year's bake-off hbic mia watkins
00:20:32yeah you look
00:20:33like a fucking try hard
00:20:36overdressed much
00:20:37come on girls we have a contest to win
00:20:38like i was saying
00:20:40you look gorgeous
00:20:41high school bucket list item number eight
00:20:44flirt like a hot girl
00:20:45look who's talking
00:20:47chef
00:20:47ready to win
00:20:50stop putting on a show
00:20:52this event is supposed to be about me
00:20:53who the hell do you think you are mia
00:20:56call me queen
00:21:01because i'm coming for your throne
00:21:04boo
00:21:12shut up or die
00:21:16all right
00:21:17contestants we're about to begin
00:21:19to your tables please
00:21:20uh do you have any idea what we're doing here
00:21:22oh yeah we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:24with some uh molecular gastronomy topping
00:21:26it's really easy
00:21:28what
00:21:29it's science meets sweets
00:21:31come on
00:21:33all right contestants
00:21:34the bake-off begins
00:21:36now
00:21:38okay
00:21:38i want to sprinkle some
00:21:40like this
00:21:43like that
00:22:08cool trick
00:22:11bill nye the science nerd
00:22:13hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:21oops
00:22:24oops
00:22:25oops
00:22:25foot slipped
00:22:26sorry not sorry
00:22:28oops
00:22:30sorry
00:22:31my hand slipped
00:22:34oh
00:22:37oh
00:22:37she's awful
00:22:39oh
00:22:40if you do that again miss watkins
00:22:42you will be disqualified
00:22:43she just kicked our table
00:22:44i did not see jessica do anything wrong
00:22:47get back to work
00:22:48it's fine
00:22:49it's fine
00:22:50so what do we do now
00:22:51a good scientist
00:22:53always
00:22:54has a plan
00:22:57and
00:22:59time
00:23:02the winning team's votes
00:23:04also count toward their prom queen's campaign
00:23:08jessica
00:23:08you're up
00:23:10it is a model
00:23:12of my mansion
00:23:14and anyone who votes for me
00:23:15can come to all my parties
00:23:16for the rest of the year
00:23:17so crazy
00:23:20this is our dessert
00:23:22it may look simple
00:23:24but
00:23:25it's got a little magic to it
00:23:48and all the votes are in
00:23:51the winner
00:23:52of this year's
00:23:53senior bake-off
00:24:00is
00:24:01the winner
00:24:03of this year's
00:24:04senior bake-off
00:24:05is
00:24:11Mia Watkins
00:24:13Mia
00:24:14the 2006 golden bake-off trophy
00:24:17belongs to you
00:24:18and Connor
00:24:26I can't believe it
00:24:27oh that's my queen
00:24:28that's my best friend
00:24:30we love her
00:24:31best day of my life
00:24:34I knew you could do it
00:24:38no
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine
00:24:46not anymore
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that loser
00:24:53I'm sorry
00:24:54high school bucket list
00:24:56item number nine
00:24:57start a riot
00:24:59make it epic
00:25:01food fight
00:25:06food fight
00:25:08food fight
00:25:09food fight
00:25:10popular kids versus
00:25:11kids
00:25:11stop it
00:25:12stop it
00:25:18stop
00:25:20stop
00:25:27team Jessica
00:25:28team Mia
00:25:28get over here
00:25:29right now
00:25:32principal davis
00:25:33before you say
00:25:35anything
00:25:35Mia started it
00:25:37thank you
00:25:38for your honesty
00:25:39Jessica
00:25:40you and your friends
00:25:42can go
00:25:42what
00:25:44no she's lying
00:25:45I would drop that attitude
00:25:47miss Watkins
00:25:48you know what
00:25:49no
00:25:51I like having an attitude
00:25:52I lived for years
00:25:54without one
00:25:55and now
00:25:56it's here to stay
00:25:57one more
00:25:58bad word
00:25:59one more
00:26:00thing that you do wrong
00:26:02and you are suspended
00:26:03fine
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude
00:26:07when you stop
00:26:08letting Jessica's dad
00:26:09bribe you
00:26:11oh
00:26:12sorry
00:26:13no one knows about that yet
00:26:14both of you pack your bags
00:26:19wait are we suspended
00:26:21I can't get suspended
00:26:22my dad's gonna fly back
00:26:23from his business trip
00:26:23and get me killed
00:26:24no no no
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day
00:26:27you're both free to go
00:26:29wait for real
00:26:30of course
00:26:30you're both free to go
00:26:32and if you ever need anything
00:26:34feel free to come by my office
00:26:35the door's always open
00:26:36how much money did her dad give you?
00:26:39uh
00:26:41$147,347
00:26:42and $36
00:26:44be quiet you demon child
00:26:46uh
00:26:47on a second though
00:26:48why don't you um
00:26:49help me clean up here
00:26:50my star students
00:26:52thank you
00:26:54what the fuck was that?
00:26:56what the fuck was that?
00:26:58ugh
00:26:58whoa
00:26:59did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01yeah he was freaking out
00:27:03how did you know all that stuff though?
00:27:05well I told you I can see the future
00:27:07so
00:27:08right
00:27:08it's not a big deal
00:27:10yeah
00:27:12so tell me
00:27:14what do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17well I have to study for the science test
00:27:19oh yeah
00:27:21what's it on again?
00:27:22anatomy
00:27:22it's the study of the
00:27:24human body
00:27:26yeah
00:27:27yeah
00:27:27you want to do it at my place?
00:27:30my parents aren't home
00:27:31your place?
00:27:32like a
00:27:35like us
00:27:36together
00:27:37alone?
00:27:39yeah
00:27:40let's go professor
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy
00:27:43okay
00:27:46okay
00:27:48okay
00:27:48okay
00:27:48okay
00:27:49okay
00:27:54okay
00:27:56okay
00:27:56okay
00:28:07okay
00:28:08okay
00:28:09okay
00:28:09okay
00:28:10okay
00:28:12okay
00:28:58Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four, um, like this abdominus, what is it?
00:29:12Get up, I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18Alright, please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:23Okay.
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25Alright.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:32Okay.
00:29:34Okay.
00:29:34Bicep.
00:29:34Brachii.
00:29:39Pectalis major.
00:29:45Pectis abdominis.
00:29:47Gloria amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long.
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Dave, you forgot about that part.
00:29:54That's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:26If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No.
00:30:38Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezooseus.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my...
00:30:50Um...
00:30:51Brachialis.
00:31:01That's cheating!
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:28close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:33I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:39You!
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:44Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:13You're crazy!
00:32:14I know about this shirt.
00:32:19That's for cheating.
00:32:24Oh my god!
00:32:28Connor!
00:32:29Are you in there?
00:32:29Oh shit!
00:32:31That's my dad!
00:32:32No!
00:32:32No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34No!
00:32:34No!
00:32:34No!
00:32:34Oh my god!
00:32:35Okay!
00:32:38Yeah!
00:32:38Just a second!
00:32:40Yeah!
00:32:49Just a second!
00:32:55Oh hey dad, this is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad does not like that.
00:33:08Mia is-
00:33:09Unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:20Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:23Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even-
00:33:37You know what?
00:33:37Never mind.
00:33:38Hey Mr. Oliver, I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait, just please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:57I think it's time you leave, Ms. Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:03Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:15Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:28Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38abysmal.
00:34:39But...
00:34:40We did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:57Oh!
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:17Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help, but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:35:51Yeah.
00:36:02Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:07We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:12Come on.
00:36:13Let's pass before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:16No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:21No, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:25What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:47It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Never.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:10Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey.
00:37:23Just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick chemistry question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade.
00:37:29So why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31You're super smart and sexy.
00:37:34And I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Yeah, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:54Connor.
00:37:55Listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I-
00:38:00Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:01I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:03Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06Are the invites still open?
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19Alright, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Ugh.
00:38:44You know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart.
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no.
00:39:10Wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:23Aw shit.
00:39:24Cap's here.
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:27You mind if I borrow this?
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists, let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:43Oh!
00:39:45Alright.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47The better party did you get to?
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know, for a second there I kind of thought that you were into Luke when I saw you guys
00:40:02walking away together.
00:40:05Really?
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:08You know, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:14So...
00:40:15Who is?
00:40:18You are...
00:40:23You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:40:30It's crazy.
00:40:32What?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:39Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:51Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:06If you want to live once.
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:08Okay.
00:41:09Or if not.
00:41:09I mean...
00:41:10No, I...
00:41:10If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:23Yeah, let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:28Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:37Should I...
00:41:46Yeah.
00:41:49Look.
00:41:55Wow.
00:41:57well it's all thanks to your mom you have to tell her to buy that boutique on main street
00:42:02because her designs are going to be famous what are you like a psychic or something no i'm future
00:42:09girl remember right um also you gotta enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough
00:42:17dude well if i die by then just blink twice so i can skip finals
00:42:33okay future girl if you really know everything that's going to happen who shows up first
00:42:39i actually have no idea
00:42:46hey con con you sasquatch i'm here so your party's not the total bust and i brought party favors
00:42:56everyone's already done we'll stop you in on the way over
00:43:25i tried to stop her but she's like a crazier regina george with worse time
00:43:31oh on page four there's a great palaboy that i took of me a wedding herself in sixth grade
00:43:36yeah page four she fed all my worst moments into a little pink book
00:43:44hey
00:43:47i like your pigtails and everybody had breezes near
00:43:52this shit doesn't matter
00:43:56actually
00:43:58it does
00:44:02is this supposed to hurt me
00:44:05um yeah that's kind of the whole point
00:44:07do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who
00:44:10makes out with her in sync posters
00:44:13see page seven
00:44:14as long as it's not you i'm good
00:44:16are you blind
00:44:18she's been fugly since birth and now everybody knows it
00:44:21you know
00:44:23a year ago this book would have destroyed me
00:44:27but now i know everything in here made me
00:44:30who i am today
00:44:34so go ahead
00:44:36read away
00:44:37i have nothing to hide
00:44:39i'm like you
00:44:40if you keep messing with me i'll just expose you
00:44:42for all the horrible things you've done
00:44:43you have nothing on me poser
00:44:46what about
00:44:47what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip
00:44:51what
00:44:52i
00:44:54nobody knows about that
00:44:56you just wait till facebook
00:44:58facebook what okay english much
00:45:00you know this little tough girl act
00:45:02is cute and all
00:45:03but the only one getting exposed today
00:45:06is you
00:45:16what are you hiding back there mia
00:45:18your couch potato
00:45:19yeah show us your stressed out brain pain
00:45:23that is way too far
00:45:25jessica
00:45:25my mom gave her that dress
00:45:27and it looks tragic on her
00:45:29honestly i was helping
00:45:30hey
00:45:31you're beautiful mia
00:45:33and you know it
00:45:34it's okay
00:45:35i'm not embarrassed
00:45:41jessica
00:45:42you think
00:45:43being prom queen is all about looks
00:45:45okay
00:45:47high school bucket list
00:45:49item number 12
00:45:50go on it while you've got it
00:46:12holy shit mia
00:46:17doesn't suck having my 18 year old body back
00:46:20wow
00:46:20look at you
00:46:22pretending to be hot and popular
00:46:24fyi
00:46:25you will never be like us
00:46:27you will never live like us
00:46:29no i want to live better
00:46:32how about a game of truth or dare
00:46:34i dare you all
00:46:36to strip something off
00:46:41high school bucket list item number 13
00:46:44find someone who's just as crazy as you
00:46:48who cares if they stripped
00:46:50anyone can do that
00:46:51i can do it
00:46:52and i bet i can do it
00:46:54even better
00:47:05fine
00:47:06let those mouthbreakers have a
00:47:08dumbass party
00:47:09bye jess
00:47:15even her alcohol tastes like trash
00:47:43ow
00:47:44my wrist
00:47:46i think i sprained it
00:47:48hey hey hey
00:47:49hey
00:47:49mia
00:47:50hey she's not waking up
00:47:52she needs help
00:47:54someone at least get me some ice
00:47:56now
00:47:58don't make me ask again bitches
00:48:01you can't quit on me right now
00:48:02mia
00:48:03not before i
00:48:04not before i tell you that i
00:48:09mia i've always
00:48:11mia hey
00:48:12hey
00:48:13hey mia you okay
00:48:15yeah
00:48:15yeah
00:48:19what happened
00:48:20jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game
00:48:23okay
00:48:24i was trying to recycle
00:48:26how would i know her giant head would get in the way
00:48:31i didn't see that coming
00:48:36hey hey hey hey
00:48:38okay
00:48:39hey party's over
00:48:40everyone out
00:48:41you heard him go get out
00:48:44remember vote me up
00:48:45vote me up
00:48:45and vote me up
00:48:46i got you
00:48:48come on let's go
00:48:56okay
00:48:59thank you for saving my life
00:49:02i'm just glad you're okay
00:49:04for the record
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit
00:49:16what's wrong
00:49:16jess never
00:49:18gets better
00:49:19better at what
00:49:22her bullying just gets worse and worse
00:49:25and somehow she still ends up with you
00:49:30i would never date jessica
00:49:32connor
00:49:33seriously
00:49:34stop
00:49:36don't
00:49:37make promises you can't keep
00:49:39you know the girl i actually do like
00:49:44she
00:49:44i know
00:49:45she's a genius
00:49:46you're getting your grades up for her
00:49:48it's really cool
00:49:50get some rest
00:49:51i'll be in the guest room
00:49:54connor
00:49:55can you stay with me
00:50:04okay
00:50:05okay
00:50:06okay
00:50:15you're the genius dummy
00:50:18i'm doing this all for you
00:50:49you have a beautiful voice
00:50:53you scared me
00:50:56god
00:50:57no i don't
00:50:58i like the same when i'm busy or bored
00:51:01so it's never around anyone
00:51:03which is good
00:51:06i'm not just anyone
00:51:11what is all this
00:51:13well
00:51:15you know the tradition
00:51:17senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class
00:51:21you want to help me rap
00:51:24mia this is amazing
00:51:26no one else would do this for their class
00:51:31i've never met anyone like you
00:51:35not yet anyway
00:51:40so
00:51:41hateball girl
00:51:44what's future me like
00:51:46don't tell me i'm a dipshit
00:51:48no you're not
00:51:49don't even look
00:51:50i know you're not
00:51:51you're
00:51:54you're
00:51:55you're
00:51:55actually
00:51:55super successful
00:51:57you're really smart
00:51:59kind
00:52:04you're pretty
00:52:06perfect
00:52:11no wonder i was in love
00:52:13no wonder i was in love
00:52:29with being from the future
00:52:32because now i know all of these is awesome
00:52:36yeah
00:52:37yeah
00:52:38so
00:52:39so who do i get married to
00:52:43jessica alba
00:52:44so you gotta get over that britney crash because things get complicated
00:52:50okay
00:52:50okay
00:52:51yeah
00:52:52you know i can actually uh read the future also
00:52:55really
00:52:55you know what i see in our future
00:53:02will you come to my basketball finals
00:53:06i'd love to
00:53:08question
00:53:10are you gonna invite your dad
00:53:12i'm sure he
00:53:15will come to other games
00:53:16he's busy
00:53:18he's waiting for me to get into the nba
00:53:20okay
00:53:20wait wait
00:53:23connor
00:53:25your dad
00:53:26enough about my dad
00:53:27actually
00:53:28come on
00:53:28you don't want to be late
00:53:30okay
00:53:46everyone's gonna love these man
00:53:47this will win you crazy votes
00:53:49sure
00:53:51but
00:53:54i also just wanted to do something nice
00:53:57because
00:53:57in a few months we will all go our separate ways
00:54:02and who knows what will happen then
00:54:03right
00:54:09graduate in style besties
00:54:12oh
00:54:13you're too late butterface
00:54:16the class loved my gifts so much i already got all their votes
00:54:34so you're buying votes now
00:54:36me
00:54:37no
00:54:38i'm just giving my besties
00:54:41the guests they deserve
00:54:43but i'm sure they'll like your uh goodwill hand-me-downs too
00:54:50besties
00:54:52you don't even know their names
00:54:55of course i do
00:54:57well
00:54:58the hot ones
00:54:59the rest are freaks not people
00:55:01but hey money talks right
00:55:03even to losers with social rabies
00:55:08but come on now let's see what you got
00:55:18look
00:55:19trailer trash barbie got you all toy cars
00:55:23you
00:55:24i got them gucci earrings
00:55:33at least my gifts mean something
00:55:35um
00:55:36they mean
00:55:37that you're a peasant
00:55:39trying to take on a queen
00:55:41but you can't
00:55:42because you're a nobody mia
00:55:45do you want to try saying that again
00:55:47relax jack bauer
00:55:49brutal honesty
00:55:51is an act of love
00:55:53and i love
00:55:54all my subjects
00:55:56even you
00:55:57look
00:56:17omg you're twin
00:56:27marge simpson hair pancake face kool-aid body i mean it's perfect
00:56:33oh and con con here is your gift only the best for the basketball captain
00:56:40i don't want anything from you
00:56:43not even a brand new limited edition ps2
00:56:51no matter what i do
00:56:53jess always gets her way
00:56:55prom queen connor
00:56:56what am i even doing here
00:57:01bribes aren't my thing
00:57:03maybe you should ask principal davis though
00:57:05he might be down
00:57:08hey mia wait
00:57:09hand out the gifts that you brought
00:57:12they're special
00:57:14not because they're expensive or fancy
00:57:16but because they're from you
00:57:17no no i know they're stupid
00:57:20and she she won this one
00:57:22so let's just go
00:57:23just trust me
00:57:26they're gonna love them
00:57:27hey you guys
00:57:28nina has gifts for all of you
00:57:30and you're gonna love them
00:57:59okay so i know these aren't
00:58:01okay so i know these aren't
00:58:01Not coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:17How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should.
00:58:27You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist's name, like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:48Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:13You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:17Um, you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you too.
00:59:38You trash, you too, hives.
00:59:42Boozer, stop.
00:59:43Okay, all right, fine.
00:59:45You're safe, you're safe, you're safe.
00:59:46Please!
00:59:54Hey, um...
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:07Yeah, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:19Magic eight ball.
01:00:21Remember?
01:00:21A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:27Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:48that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:02For you.
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:16It's time we step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:54I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom!
01:02:18No plastics for prom!
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:26They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:37Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects,
01:02:42let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins,
01:02:52just volunteered to sing the National Anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:00No!
01:03:14Come on, Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting!
01:03:19Hey!
01:03:20Hey!
01:03:21Hey, yes you can.
01:03:23Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:39Get your camcorder ready.
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:04:00Hi everyone.
01:04:01Please rest.
01:04:23Just look at me.
01:04:34Oh, say, can you see
01:04:41By the dawn's early light
01:04:47What so proudly we hailed
01:04:51At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:08O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare
01:05:22The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night
01:05:32That our flag was still there
01:05:37Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:50O'er the land of the free
01:05:55And the home of the brave
01:06:02And the home of the brave
01:06:13Stop! Stop!
01:06:15Give it up for Mia
01:06:17This is gonna be your new prom queen
01:06:21See?
01:06:22Everyone loves you, Mia
01:06:41If you wanna win, you gotta give them a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah.
01:06:44Plus I like kissing you.
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um...
01:06:50I just thought I'm really...
01:06:59Shit, that's my dad.
01:07:02What is he doing here?
01:07:03He never comes to my games.
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about
01:07:15Hey, look at me
01:07:17I already know what happens, remember?
01:07:21Listen, in the last moment
01:07:23Take that three pointer
01:07:25It'll seem impossible
01:07:27But...
01:07:28Trust me
01:07:31I trust you
01:07:35And here we go, everyone
01:07:36The big championship game
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions
01:07:39Versus the Falcons
01:07:41For the big one
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen
01:07:43Let's begin
01:08:00Oh!
01:08:11And ten seconds left
01:08:13Home team is down two points
01:08:15And Connor Oliver has the ball
01:08:22Mr. Oliver, the three pointer
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on a three pointer
01:08:34And there he goes
01:08:39Yes, he scores!
01:08:41The Fairfield Lions
01:08:4349-48
01:08:44And they win the game!
01:08:55Let's go!
01:08:57First an A
01:08:59And now this
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Con
01:09:06Really?
01:09:07Really?
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this
01:09:13And on you
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan
01:09:22Who feels the same
01:09:25Congratulations
01:09:26Yeah
01:09:29Yeah
01:09:30You were right about everything
01:09:33Oh!
01:09:34Am I being pumped?
01:09:35That pipply mouth breather isn't going to steal ConCon
01:09:38And my crown!
01:09:41We will take her down with the dance
01:09:43For good!
01:09:45I won because of you
01:09:46No, no, no
01:09:47He won because of you
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint
01:09:51But I do accept payment and kisses
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that
01:10:09Wait, wait
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean what about your crush the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you Mia
01:10:19It always has been
01:10:23Holy circuits
01:10:25Holy circuits
01:11:13Good morning beautiful
01:11:17You're staring again
01:11:20Five more minutes
01:11:21Five more minutes
01:11:23You're kind of distracting
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test
01:11:32This was your chem test
01:11:36And you passed
01:11:37With flying colors
01:11:39Oh!
01:11:39Oh!
01:11:44Okay, say we do
01:11:47Skip class
01:11:48Mhmm
01:11:49And what about
01:11:51Brown tonight?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to
01:11:55I figured I would just ask my crush
01:12:00You're never going to let that go
01:12:04Stupid
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian
01:12:09How did you not figure out
01:12:11That I've liked you since
01:12:12Ninth grade?
01:12:14Well, cause I looked like Chewbacca back then
01:12:17What?
01:12:18I actually liked the frizzy hair
01:12:22And those
01:12:23Like striped turtlenecks
01:12:25No you didn't!
01:12:26Yeah!
01:12:27So hot
01:12:31Okay, so
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me now
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please
01:12:38Oh, I gotta do it properly
01:12:44Mia Watkins
01:12:46Will you
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you and I will absolutely be your girlfriend
01:13:11Come on, let's go win that crown
01:13:14Five more minutes, you said!
01:13:16No
01:13:16I am gonna give you the perfect princess diaries moment
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight
01:13:29Maybe she's going to
01:13:32I don't know
01:13:34You want to beg at the game
01:13:36Maybe she's given up
01:13:40No
01:13:41No
01:13:43She won't
01:13:46I know she won't because
01:13:49I've lived it
01:13:52I'm sorry, say it again?
01:13:57No
01:13:58This is gonna sound insane
01:13:59Chris, but you're my best friend
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth
01:14:02I
01:14:04I
01:14:07I'm from
01:14:08The future
01:14:17Okay
01:14:19Yeah, the future, cool
01:14:21Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:22Are you gonna like call my parents?
01:14:24Or the cops?
01:14:26Or
01:14:27An exorcist?
01:14:28No, you're not
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy
01:14:31And you're not a liar
01:14:34If you say you're from the future
01:14:37I believe you
01:14:43Okay, okay, give me the future scoop
01:14:45How's Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:48Yes
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island
01:14:51Uh, Lance does come out
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot
01:14:57The future's wild
01:14:58You have no idea
01:14:59But this dance could change my whole life
01:15:03Actually
01:15:05So will you help me with this dance?
01:15:09I'm in
01:15:11But before we close the Hellmouth
01:15:13That is Jess
01:15:14Okay
01:15:15What?
01:15:18What?
01:15:21What?
01:15:21What?
01:15:43You look like a queen
01:15:46Thanks
01:15:48Hopefully I'll love you
01:16:04Welcome, students
01:16:05To this year's
01:16:072006
01:16:09Senior Prom
01:16:14You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King
01:16:18And Prom Queen
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:24Ready to go back to being a troll
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins
01:16:32Bring it on, Jessica
01:16:50Oh my God!
01:16:55Oh my God!
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica!
01:17:00I don't... I want Mia!
01:17:03Ugh!
01:17:04But I want you!
01:17:05We are perfect together!
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot
01:17:13Concon, think about your future
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing
01:17:21It could be
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over
01:17:26You can be better than this, Jess
01:17:35I know you didn't want this before, but open it
01:17:47Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning
01:18:13Ugh!
01:18:17I tried
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom
01:18:23I think it's crack cane
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen!
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage
01:19:03Neil Watkins and Jessica Hart
01:19:08And as expected, give it up for your Prom King Basketball All-Star
01:19:14Connor Oliver
01:19:17Connor?
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists
01:19:40Let's start with Jessica Hart
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years
01:19:51I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere
01:20:04Hi
01:20:06I shouldn't be here
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years
01:20:14I wasn't good enough, I wasn't pretty enough, I wasn't strong enough
01:20:22But I'm here now
01:20:24But I'm here now
01:20:25And
01:20:27I'm here to represent all of you
01:20:29The misfits, the outcasts
01:20:32Anyone who's ever felt
01:20:34Alone
01:20:37You're not
01:20:41Thank you
01:20:42Thank you
01:20:43Thank you
01:21:08Woohoo!
01:21:12Jessica Hart
01:21:13Jessica Hart
01:21:18I'm so sorry
01:21:19Hey, shh, it's okay
01:21:21This is your moment, you earned it
01:21:23Go ahead
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown
01:21:35Smile King, it's for the yearbook
01:21:41You were right
01:21:43You saw it all
01:21:47And you believe to me
01:21:52Out of the way freak, this is for royalty only
01:21:55Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho
01:21:59Mia has something to say
01:22:01I warned you
01:22:11Mia? Mia? Mia? Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia and I saw Jessica throw them out
01:22:18What? No!
01:22:20These are fake!
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a set up!
01:22:25Mia?
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No, no, actually
01:22:30Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:35Mia?
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won
01:22:40Fairly
01:22:43But don't take it from me
01:22:45Let's see, show of hands
01:22:46Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia! Mia!
01:22:54Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia!
01:22:58They actually voted for me?
01:23:01I never doubted them
01:23:04Or you
01:23:12High school bucket list item number 15
01:23:15Embrace your inner crown
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot and I'm skinny and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?
01:23:47Jessica?
01:23:48Jessica, first you cheated? Now you could have killed someone? This is grounds for expulsion! Security!
01:23:53No! No! It was Mia! She knows things! She's like a psychic or a witch or something! I swear!
01:24:01I don't care!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo!
01:24:04No!
01:24:14She's so crazy!
01:24:17That's nothing Mia, help me!
01:24:18You'll get it in a few years!
01:24:20No! No! This isn't right!
01:24:23You suck! You're a cheater!
01:24:27Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:30You're a cheater!
01:24:32Here!
01:24:34Take this!
01:24:36No! I can't take that!
01:24:38Yes!
01:24:39I want you to!
01:24:41Clearly no matter when or where you are, you can find me!
01:24:47You little time traveling nerd!
01:24:50Right here!
01:25:04I can't.
01:25:05Hey!
01:25:06Mia!
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11Connor...
01:25:12What happened?
01:25:21You tripped and fell.
01:25:24You all right?
01:25:25Yes!
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:35Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:40Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:50Everything that happens in your ear came too.
01:25:56But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02Neil Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:19And from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year,
01:26:27to taking on the whole world, I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:38Neil Watkins.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:49Yes!
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah.
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:06No.
01:27:08Not in a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess, some things, you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:31I always knew.
01:27:33No one makes me feel like you do.
01:27:37And no one
01:27:38sets my body on fire.
01:27:43And no one
01:27:44gives me shivers like you.
01:27:48Oh, no one does it, babe.
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