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00:00:00You
00:00:05Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20I'm casually ruining my house where I'm not
00:00:26Mia?
00:00:29Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac
00:00:43You can put my name on it and cut the check
00:00:45Now just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:49C-C-C-K
00:00:53I still run this school podcast
00:00:56Stop fucking embarrassing me
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement
00:01:02From the class of 2006's prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:18Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince
00:01:23And I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own name
00:01:25But details
00:01:27Yeah, details
00:01:29Me? Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:31You seem really amazing
00:01:33Look who's talking
00:01:34Thank you
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city
00:01:40I'm actually...
00:01:42I came here for someone very special
00:01:46I came back for you
00:01:48Yeah, um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years
00:01:53But this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I want to...
00:02:00Come, come
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:08He came back
00:02:09Oh
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here
00:02:24Hey, it's okay
00:02:25You're gonna be alright
00:02:26Just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean?
00:02:30Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you...
00:02:33How much
00:02:33How much you want?
00:02:35Hey, Mia
00:02:35Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:45Am I...
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:51Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:56Holy bananas
00:02:57No more frame lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you too
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:15Those highlights
00:03:16A...
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:212006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject?
00:03:28Calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson?
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:35Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
00:03:48Nothing's changed
00:03:49Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:51And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57You can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill-
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day!
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter
00:04:32And a model student
00:04:36She would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just-
00:04:39Sit!
00:04:40Down!
00:04:41And finish your lab
00:04:43Before
00:04:44I
00:04:45Fail you
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:10What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches
00:05:13You little lab rat
00:05:15What a shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:20That acid
00:05:21I know, Mia
00:05:23But this is science class
00:05:24And I want to try this experiment
00:05:26On you!
00:05:36Oh, these are so funny in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:51Wow, Mia, you-
00:05:56Look-
00:05:57Like you're in trouble
00:05:58Yeah
00:06:01So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:04High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets your crush's attention
00:06:11Con Con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:16Don't-
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:18Or what?
00:06:19Little miss st-st-stutter
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking
00:06:24You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:28What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:35You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me
00:06:39I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:43Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours
00:06:59Mia, put the bottle down
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three
00:07:08Teacher, least favorite teacher, Alyssa
00:07:10Sorry Miss Thompson
00:07:11Freak science accident
00:07:13Blame chemistry
00:07:16God!
00:07:17Damn, Mia
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you
00:07:23Use your words
00:07:24Don't get lost in that smile
00:07:26Just say something
00:07:28It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done
00:07:30No
00:07:33You look good kicking ass
00:07:34I like this new you
00:07:36I like the new me too
00:07:38Goodbye shy girl
00:07:40Hello high school 2.0
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering
00:07:48What's next Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen
00:07:51Stop stop
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:54Maybe I will
00:07:55Literally no one knows you
00:07:58And you wanna run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown
00:08:02Not people like you
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17Feel
00:08:21Everyone
00:08:22I'd like to make an announcement
00:08:26High school bucket list item number four
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen
00:08:37Mia Mamacita Watkins
00:08:39Did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:42Chris and Kay were my only real friends
00:08:45We lost Dutch after high school
00:08:46I am not losing them again
00:08:49I'm so glad you guys are here
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you
00:08:58It's been like 10 minutes but we love you too
00:09:00And since we love you, let's get you right
00:09:08Great! More maggots have arrived
00:09:11Besides them, Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits?
00:09:17The outcasts?
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your
00:09:20Plastic definition of prefect?
00:09:23To the queen
00:09:25Let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty spears
00:09:31Well, since we're doing this
00:09:34Raise your hand if you want to vote for me
00:09:40Okay, and raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating
00:10:03ConCon, you already got the vote for Prom King this year
00:10:07We have to do this, together
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina
00:10:13Except for me
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:22You're the basketball captain
00:10:23Even our parents won us together
00:10:26It's destiny!
00:10:27May the best girl win
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver
00:10:31If you fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:38Got it
00:10:41Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on
00:10:45Theory of Relativity
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B
00:10:51I'll come back for my A later
00:10:53No, you're right
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56High school bucket list item number 5
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass
00:11:00Check it! If I'm wrong
00:11:02I'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:05You wasted
00:11:07How?
00:11:10Told ya!
00:11:11See you later, Misty
00:11:19Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hi, Nina
00:11:31Um, I'm sorry I didn't mean to...
00:11:34Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now
00:11:37Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it
00:11:43It's been in my family for years
00:11:44It's like indestructible
00:11:45Oh, it's pretty
00:11:47Thanks
00:11:47Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52She's nuts
00:11:54You know, I...
00:11:55I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like
00:11:58Wow!
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:04Well, because you two are a thing
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet
00:12:10Hello who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing, no
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year so I thought
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:20You do
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it
00:12:24That's why you won my vote
00:12:28I thought you liked her
00:12:29Wow
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia
00:12:36There's only one girl that I've ever really liked
00:12:39And it's not Jess
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked
00:12:50Is...
00:12:50Is...
00:12:51Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54Sorry!
00:12:54Oh, fuck
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league
00:13:00She's...
00:13:01God
00:13:01Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league
00:13:06And she's beautiful
00:13:09And smart
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so
00:13:26Cool
00:13:28But I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken
00:13:35That you're crushed like someone else
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test
00:13:41I...
00:13:42Will help you win the crown
00:13:45Make you prom queen
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:57Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen
00:14:02Keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:05Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:09Dr. Jessica!
00:14:11Come on, don't you worry
00:14:13Dylan, if I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it
00:14:22Oh, perfect, just the people I wanted to see
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:28Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:34Oh, man
00:14:36Here goes nothing
00:14:37Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:42What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test
00:14:46Well, great
00:14:48Chemistry is my favorite subject
00:14:50Sexual chemistry
00:14:52Sexual...
00:14:53What?
00:14:54The rules are simple
00:14:55Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor
00:14:58And you will vote for who brings the fire
00:15:01You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:16Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap!
00:15:19Bite me, Mia Paz! Your little friend lost
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning
00:15:31Can't wait to have you back, King
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but uh
00:15:36Show us fast, freak
00:15:38Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:40Shut the fuck up, Chris
00:15:43You don't have to put on a show for them
00:15:45Or anybody
00:15:46You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your step brother
00:15:52Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them, it's for me
00:15:57Just follow my lead
00:15:59High school bucket list item number set
00:16:01Make the first move
00:16:03No, you follow my lead
00:16:09You follow my lead
00:16:18You follow my lead
00:16:26So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:30Mia!
00:16:31Mia!
00:16:34Mia!
00:16:36Oh, damn
00:16:37Mia, we definitely have to do that again
00:16:39How dare you make out with that scum sucking social climate science fair slut
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen
00:16:49Not if I can help it
00:16:50The whole town wants us together
00:16:53Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Get on her!
00:17:00Mia!
00:17:02Your prince is waiting
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling, go over there
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth in another creative way
00:17:12Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
00:17:14He's texting
00:17:14Kiss
00:17:14Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye
00:17:17Mia, we really need to talk
00:17:21About that chance
00:17:25Where did you learn to learn to do that?
00:17:27College
00:17:28Science majors are sluttier than you think
00:17:30Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32Nope
00:17:33but i will one day my magic eight ball said so so you can predict the future actually i'm from
00:17:42the future right it's my secret superpower so well i hope that there's another run for us in
00:17:48our future somewhere where there's less interruptions connor i don't really kiss
00:17:58people unless i'm dating them and it's not like you want to date me so actually about that well let's
00:18:04just focus on uh beating jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later yeah connor might
00:18:11be my forever crush but he's also a forever playboy at least that's what the rumors say
00:18:19fine yeah look for your information the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be a
00:18:25tomorrow's bake-off so we could team up
00:18:32wait do you really think i could beat miss popular
00:18:37you can run this school if you want to team me up
00:18:40you're royalty and you don't even know it
00:18:46out of the way cooking class champions coming through
00:18:51wait you're not seriously thinking about answering if you do i will embarrass you so bad you will wish
00:19:00you were dead still want to do this
00:19:04why not baking is just chemistry let the best baker win
00:19:11ew and i think we all know who's gonna win
00:19:17girls should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go
00:19:22what are you talking about you don't look the part yet let us help you out
00:19:38later loser
00:19:41let me guess just a bitch strikes again
00:19:45i hope her baked goods burn in hell you want me to go curse her
00:19:48thanks for the thought kate i don't want to beat her fair and square
00:19:52i'm never gonna have to give you an edge
00:19:54something that gives you hot points and baking points
00:19:57meet me at school bright and early tomorrow
00:20:00why
00:20:01because i'm gonna turn you into a sexy nerdy baking queen
00:20:08how are you
00:20:11where's your baking buddy god mom
00:20:13did she chicken out last night
00:20:21may i present to you your future girlfriend
00:20:24i mean this year's bake-off hbic
00:20:28mia watkins
00:20:32yeah you look
00:20:33like a fucking try hard
00:20:35overdressed much
00:20:36come on girls we have a contest to win
00:20:38like i was saying
00:20:40you look gorgeous
00:20:41high school bucket list item number eight
00:20:44flirt like a hot girl
00:20:45look who's talking
00:20:47chef
00:20:47ready to win
00:20:50stop putting on a show
00:20:51this event is supposed to be about me
00:20:53who the hell do you think you are mia
00:20:56call me queen
00:21:01cause i'm coming for your throne
00:21:04boo
00:21:11shut up or die
00:21:16all right
00:21:17contestants we're about to begin
00:21:19to your tables please
00:21:20uh do you have any idea what we're doing here
00:21:22oh yeah we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:24with some molecular gastronomy toppings
00:21:26it's really easy
00:21:28what
00:21:29it's science meets sweets
00:21:31come on
00:21:33all right contestants
00:21:34the bake-off begins
00:21:36now
00:21:38okay
00:21:38okay
00:21:38let's make this a little bit
00:21:42like this
00:21:43like that
00:21:50and then
00:21:52this
00:21:53on your nose
00:21:55no that's too much
00:21:56that's too much
00:22:03no more
00:22:05no
00:22:10cool trick
00:22:11bill nye the science nerd
00:22:13hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:21oops
00:22:24oops
00:22:25foot slipped
00:22:26sorry not sorry
00:22:28oops
00:22:30sorry
00:22:31my hand slipped
00:22:33oh
00:22:36oh she's awful
00:22:39oh
00:22:39if you do that again miss watkins
00:22:41you will be disqualified
00:22:43she just kicked our table
00:22:44i did not see jessica do anything wrong
00:22:47get back to work
00:22:49it's fine it's fine
00:22:50so what do we do now
00:22:51a good scientist
00:22:53always has a plan
00:22:57and
00:22:59time
00:23:02the winning team's votes
00:23:04also count toward their prom queen's campaign
00:23:07jessica
00:23:08you're up
00:23:09it is a model
00:23:11of my mansion
00:23:13and anyone who votes for me
00:23:15can come to all my parties
00:23:16for the rest of you
00:23:17it's so crazy
00:23:20this is our dessert
00:23:21it may look simple
00:23:24but
00:23:25it's got a little magic to it
00:23:48and all the votes are in
00:23:51the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:01the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:11Mia Watkins
00:24:13Mia
00:24:14the 2006 golden bake-off trophy belongs to you and Connor
00:24:21that's amazing
00:24:24we did it
00:24:26i can't believe it
00:24:27oh that's my queen
00:24:28that's my best friend
00:24:30we love her
00:24:31best day of my life
00:24:34i knew you could do that
00:24:38no
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine
00:24:45not anymore
00:24:49i'm so gonna regret that loser
00:24:53i'm sorry
00:24:54high school bucket list item number nine
00:24:57start a riot
00:24:59make it epic
00:25:02food fight
00:25:06food fight
00:25:08food fight
00:25:08popular kids versus
00:25:10food fight
00:25:11no stop it
00:25:12stop it
00:25:12stop it
00:25:14stop it
00:25:16stop it
00:25:22stop it
00:25:26team jessica
00:25:27team Mia
00:25:28get over here right now
00:25:32principal davis
00:25:33before you say anything
00:25:35Mia started it
00:25:37thank you for your honesty
00:25:39jessica
00:25:40you and your friends can go
00:25:42what
00:25:44no she's lying
00:25:45i would drop that attitude
00:25:47miss watkins
00:25:48you know what
00:25:49no
00:25:51i like having an attitude
00:25:52i lived for years without one
00:25:55and now
00:25:56it's here to stay
00:25:57one more
00:25:58bad word
00:25:59one more
00:26:00thing that you do wrong
00:26:02and you are suspended
00:26:03fine
00:26:05i'll stop having an attitude
00:26:07when you stop
00:26:07letting jessica's dad bribe you
00:26:11oh
00:26:12sorry
00:26:12no one knows about that yet
00:26:14both of you pack your bags
00:26:19wait are we suspended
00:26:20i can't get suspended
00:26:21my dad's gonna fly back
00:26:23from his business trip
00:26:23and get me killed
00:26:24no no no
00:26:24i'm giving you a vacation day
00:26:27you're both free to go
00:26:29wait for real
00:26:29of course
00:26:30you're both free to go
00:26:32and if you ever need anything
00:26:34feel free to come by my office
00:26:35the door's always open
00:26:36how much money did her dad give you
00:26:39uh
00:26:39one hundred and forty seven thousand
00:26:41three hundred and forty seven dollars
00:26:43and
00:26:43you be quiet
00:26:44you demon child
00:26:47i'll take it though
00:26:48why don't you um
00:26:49help me clean up here
00:26:50my star students
00:26:52thank you
00:26:54what the fuck was that
00:26:55what the fuck was that
00:26:59did you see the look on his face
00:27:00yeah he was freaking out
00:27:03how did you know all that stuff though
00:27:05well i told you i can see the future
00:27:06so
00:27:08right
00:27:08it's not a big deal
00:27:09yeah
00:27:11so tell me
00:27:14what do you see in our future tonight
00:27:17well i have to study for the science test
00:27:18oh yeah
00:27:20what's it on again
00:27:21anatomy
00:27:22it's the study of the human body
00:27:25yeah
00:27:27yeah
00:27:27yeah
00:27:28you want to do it at my place
00:27:29my parents aren't home
00:27:31your place
00:27:32like a
00:27:35like us
00:27:36together
00:27:37you're alone
00:27:38yeah
00:27:40let's go professor
00:27:42promise to be a good boy
00:27:43okay
00:27:46okay
00:27:47okay
00:27:48okay
00:28:57Mia.
00:28:58Mia.
00:28:59Mia.
00:29:00Were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03You're not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Yeah.
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:12I'm gonna show you and then I'm gonna quiz you.
00:29:14Oh!
00:29:18Alright, please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:23Okay.
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25Alright.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:26Okay.
00:29:32I said,
00:29:34Racki.
00:29:39I said,
00:29:46Racki.
00:29:48Amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long.
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Do you forget about that part?
00:29:54No, it's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:00Yes.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:08But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:26If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list item number ten.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No?
00:30:38Are you ready to lose?
00:30:41Trapezoidal.
00:30:42Trapezoidal.
00:30:43Trapezoidal.
00:30:43Oh my...
00:30:50Um...
00:30:51Brachialis.
00:31:01That's cheating!
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:28close.
00:31:28That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:33I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:36Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:39You!
00:31:41Bad girl.
00:31:44Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:13You're crazy!
00:32:14You know about this shirt.
00:32:18That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor!
00:32:29Are you in there?
00:32:29Oh shit!
00:32:31That's my dad!
00:32:31No!
00:32:32No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34No!
00:32:34No!
00:32:34Oh my god!
00:32:35Okay!
00:32:37Yeah, just a second!
00:32:39You're in there!
00:32:48You're in there.
00:32:49You're in.
00:32:55Oh hey dad, this is Mia, she's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi mister Oliver!
00:32:59Tutor huh?
00:33:01Well Miss Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica going to be an item?
00:33:14She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad, Mia's valedictorian, and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again, and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:31Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:33Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:36You know what? Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver, I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:48Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait!
00:33:53Just please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:57I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:00I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:14Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:28Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38Abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:42Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:46And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:03Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:17Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help, but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:25Mm-hmm.
00:35:26I can't just magically fix my old man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:30Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:32That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:36:01Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:06Here you go.
00:36:07We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:09Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:12Come on, let's bounce before you see me.
00:36:13Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:15I'll show him another time.
00:36:16No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on, Connor.
00:36:21Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:25What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:47It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:06Got it.
00:37:07Hmm.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:10Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:24Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick permission question.
00:37:27Look, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the 8th grade.
00:37:29So why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:34And I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Enough!
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Mia, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I-
00:38:00Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:01I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:03Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Come on.
00:38:12Five minutes.
00:38:17Okay.
00:38:19Alright, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:36Doing what?
00:38:37Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Ugh.
00:38:44You know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no.
00:39:09Wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:20Oh!
00:39:23Oh shit!
00:39:24Cap's here!
00:39:24Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:27You mind if it brought us?
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists, let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:43Oh!
00:39:44Oh!
00:39:45Oh!
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47I'll go to the party you get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know, for a second there I kind of thought that you were into Luke when I saw you guys
00:40:02walking away together.
00:40:07Ew.
00:40:08No, that walking steroid.
00:40:11He's not even close to my type.
00:40:14So, who is?
00:40:17He-
00:40:22You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:40:30It's crazy.
00:40:32What?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:39Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:47No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:51Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:55Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:58She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:05She more than was.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Okay.
00:41:08Or if not.
00:41:09I mean, if you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Yeah.
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:22Go away the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:23Yeah, let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:26Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:35Should I?
00:41:47Yeah.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:55Wow.
00:41:57Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street.
00:42:02Because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:07No.
00:42:08I'm future girl.
00:42:09Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:11Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s.
00:42:14Because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice.
00:42:21So I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon.
00:42:48And Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:53And I brought party favors.
00:42:56Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:25I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:43:30So cute.
00:43:31Oh, on page four, there's a great palaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:36Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your pigtails.
00:43:48And everybody had braces, Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:56Actually...
00:43:58It does.
00:44:02Is it supposed to hurt me?
00:44:05Um...
00:44:05Yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:17She's been fugly since birth and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know...
00:44:23A year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But...
00:44:27Now I know everything in here made me...
00:44:30Who I am today.
00:44:34So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you.
00:44:42For all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:43You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about...
00:44:47What you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:51What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook what?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:00You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:45:04But the only one getting exposed today...
00:45:06Is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato cookie.
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:21Show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:23That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:27And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:29Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:32You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know what?
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica.
00:45:42Jessica.
00:45:42You think being prom queen is all about looks.
00:45:45Okay?
00:45:47High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:50Flam it while you've got it.
00:45:53You want my shine.
00:45:55You want my glossy.
00:45:57You want my sexy.
00:45:59You want my sassy.
00:46:01Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:02Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:04Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:05Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:06Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:09Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:11Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:17doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back wow look at you pretending to be hot and popular
00:46:24fyi you will never be like us you will never live like us no i want to live better
00:46:31how about a game of truth or dare i dare you all to strip something off
00:46:41high school bucket list item number 13. find someone who's just as crazy as you
00:46:48who cares if they stripped anyone can do that i can do it and i bet i can do it
00:46:54even better
00:47:05fine i thought those mouthwiggings had a dumbass party bye jess
00:47:15even her alcohol tastes like trash
00:47:43ow my wrist i think i sprained it
00:47:47hey hey hey hey mia hey she's not waking up she needs help
00:47:54someone at least get me some ice now don't make me ask again bitches
00:48:00you can't quit on me right now yeah not before i not before i tell you that
00:48:09yeah i've always
00:48:20jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game okay i was trying to recycle
00:48:26how would i know her giant head would get in the way
00:48:29i didn't see that coming
00:48:36hey hey hey hey okay hey party's over everyone out
00:48:41you heard him go get out remember vote me up vote me up i got you
00:48:47okay come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come
00:48:49on let's go
00:48:52here
00:48:56okay
00:48:57okay
00:48:59thank you for saving my life i'm just glad you're okay for the record
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show you look like a total smoke show in that bathing scene
00:49:15what's wrong just never gets better better at what her bullying just gets worse and worse
00:49:24and somehow she still ends up with you
00:49:30i would never date jessica
00:49:32connor
00:49:33seriously
00:49:34stop
00:49:36don't
00:49:37make promises you can't keep
00:49:40you know the girl i actually do like
00:49:44she i know she's a genius you're getting your grades up for her it's really cool
00:49:50get some rest i'll be in the guest room
00:49:53connor can you stay with me
00:50:15you're the genius dummy i'm doing this all for you
00:50:49you have a beautiful voice
00:50:53you scared me
00:50:56god no i don't i like to sing when i'm busy or bored so it's never around anyone which is
00:51:04good
00:51:05i'm not just anyone
00:51:11what is all this well you know the tradition senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class
00:51:21you want to help me rap
00:51:24this is amazing
00:51:26no one else would do this for their class
00:51:30I've never met anyone like you
00:51:35Not yet, anyway
00:51:40So, eight ball girl
00:51:43What's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me I'm a dipshit
00:51:47You're not
00:51:49Don't even look
00:51:50I know you're not
00:51:54You're actually
00:51:55Super successful
00:51:58Really smart
00:52:01Kind
00:52:05You're pretty
00:52:06Perfect
00:52:11No wonder I was in love
00:52:20Hold up, who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:23No one
00:52:25I meant that I was in love with being from the future
00:52:32Because now I know all of these
00:52:35It's awesome
00:52:36Yeah
00:52:38So, so who do I get married to?
00:52:42Jessica Alba
00:52:44So you gotta get over that Britney crash
00:52:46Because things get complicated
00:52:50Okay
00:52:51You know, I can actually read the future also
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to
00:53:08Question
00:53:09Are you gonna invite your dad?
00:53:12I'm sure he will come to other games
00:53:16He's busy
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA
00:53:19Hey
00:53:20Hey, wait
00:53:23Connor
00:53:25Your dad
00:53:25Enough about my dad
00:53:27Actually
00:53:28Come on
00:53:28You don't want to be late
00:53:30Okay
00:53:46Everyone's gonna love these, Mia
00:53:47This will win you crazy votes
00:53:49Sure
00:53:51But
00:53:54I also just wanted to do something nice
00:53:56Because
00:53:57In a few months
00:53:59We will all glow our separate ways
00:54:02And who knows what will happen then
00:54:03Right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties
00:54:11Oh
00:54:13You're too late, Butterface
00:54:16The class loved my gifts so much
00:54:18I already got all their votes
00:54:34So you're buying votes now?
00:54:36Me?
00:54:38No
00:54:38I'm just giving my besties
00:54:41The gifts they deserve
00:54:43But I'm sure
00:54:44They'll like your goodwill hand-me-downs too
00:54:50Besties
00:54:52You don't even know their names
00:54:55Of course I do
00:54:57Well
00:54:58The hot ones
00:54:59The rest are freaks, not people
00:55:01But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies
00:55:08But come on now
00:55:09Let's see what you got
00:55:18Look
00:55:19Trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars
00:55:23Thank you
00:55:24I got them Gucci earrings
00:55:33At least my gifts mean something
00:55:35Um, they mean that you're a peasant
00:55:39Trying to take on a queen
00:55:41But you can't
00:55:42Because you're a nobody, Mia
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:47Relax, Jack Bauer
00:55:50Brutal honesty
00:55:51Is an act of love
00:55:53And I love
00:55:54All my subjects
00:55:56Even you
00:55:57Look
00:56:16OMG, you're twinning
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair
00:56:29Pancake face
00:56:30Kool-Aid body
00:56:31I mean, it's perfect
00:56:32Oh, and ConCon
00:56:34Here is your gift
00:56:35Only the best for the basketball captain
00:56:40I don't want anything from you
00:56:43Not even a brand new
00:56:45Limited edition PS2
00:56:51No matter what I do
00:56:53Jess always gets her way
00:56:54Prom queen
00:56:55Connor
00:56:56What am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing
00:57:03Maybe you should ask
00:57:04Principal Davis though
00:57:05He might be down
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait
00:57:09Hand out the gifts that you brought
00:57:12They're special
00:57:13Not because they're expensive
00:57:15Or fancy
00:57:16But because they're from you
00:57:17No, no
00:57:18I know
00:57:18They're stupid
00:57:20And she
00:57:21She won this one
00:57:22So let's just go
00:57:23Just trust me
00:57:24Connor
00:57:25They're gonna love them
00:57:27Hey, you guys
00:57:28Mia has gifts for all of you
00:57:30And you're gonna love them
00:57:33Shh
00:57:41Just 소
00:57:48Sure
00:57:49Hey, here's yours
00:57:50That's yours
00:57:51Yeah
00:57:54zonaeee
00:57:55course more
00:57:56City
00:57:57In
00:57:59So
00:58:00I know these aren't coach bags or defense
00:58:03Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:17How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should.
00:58:27You're more talented than you know.
00:58:29You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:48Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06But I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:13You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:17And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you too.
00:59:32The passion and her motorsmen play this year.
00:59:38She's trash losing hives.
00:59:41Big fatty.
00:59:43OK!
00:59:44OK!
00:59:44All right, bye!
00:59:45Bye, you just keep a face!
00:59:50grammy name can be done,
00:59:52this one's for you.
01:00:06Mia, I
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend
01:00:15This is the first lure you ever bought me
01:00:18How did you find
01:00:19A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together
01:00:27Do everything with your dad
01:00:30While you can
01:00:33You'll never get this time back
01:00:36Thank you
01:00:41Oh my god, I didn't get you anything
01:00:43Hey, no
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it
01:00:45Promise me
01:00:47That you'll invite your dad to the games
01:00:49That's all I want
01:01:02For you, I'll do it
01:01:09Congrats, looks like you went over the class
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:16It's time to step out of the shadows
01:01:22Hey, everyone
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queens
01:01:43I knew he wouldn't make it
01:02:01What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:06Animals aren't allowed in the gym
01:02:10We're taking a stand
01:02:11We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you
01:02:16No plastics for prom
01:02:18No plastics for prom
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:26They were terrified of you
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak
01:02:30But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:34Yeah
01:02:36Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects
01:02:42Let's hear your voice
01:02:46Attention, everyone
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins
01:02:52Just volunteered
01:02:55To sing the national anthem
01:02:58In front of the whole school
01:03:13Come on, Mia
01:03:16We're all waiting
01:03:19Hey
01:03:21Hey, yes you can
01:03:22Show them all what you can do
01:03:26All of them
01:03:29No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people
01:03:32Yes
01:03:33Just don't look at them
01:03:35Look at me
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia
01:03:38Get your camcorder ready
01:03:40This is going to be legendary
01:03:43I believe in you
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14
01:03:53Live your Beyonce fantasy
01:04:00Hi everyone
01:04:02Please rise
01:04:23Just look at me
01:04:34Oh say, can you see
01:04:40By the dawn's early light
01:04:46What so proudly we hailed
01:04:51At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:07O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare
01:05:21The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night
01:05:31That our flag was still there
01:05:36O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:49O'er the land of the free
01:05:54And the home of the brave
01:06:20And the home of the brave
01:06:40If you want to win, you've got to give them a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah
01:06:44Plus I like kissing you
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um, I just thought I'm really
01:06:54Shit, that's my dad
01:07:01What is he doing here?
01:07:02He never comes to my games
01:07:03What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine
01:07:10This is the big game
01:07:12Yeah
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about
01:07:15Hey, look at me
01:07:17I already know what happens
01:07:18Remember?
01:07:20Listen
01:07:21In the last moment
01:07:23Take that three-pointer
01:07:24It'll seem impossible
01:07:27But trust me
01:07:31I trust you
01:07:35And here we go, everyone
01:07:36The big championship game
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons
01:07:41For the big one
01:07:41Here we go, ladies and gentlemen
01:07:43Let's begin
01:08:11And ten seconds left
01:08:13Home team is down two points
01:08:15And Connor Oliver has the ball
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on a three-pointer
01:08:34And there he goes
01:08:38Yes, he scores
01:08:40The Fairfield Lions
01:08:4249-48
01:08:43And they win the game
01:08:54Let's go
01:08:57First
01:08:58And A
01:08:59And now
01:08:59This
01:09:01Expect me
01:09:03At all your college games
01:09:05Con
01:09:05Really?
01:09:07Really
01:09:09I'm sorry
01:09:10For missing out on this
01:09:13And on you
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan
01:09:22Who feels the same
01:09:25Congratulations
01:09:29Yeah
01:09:30You were right about everything
01:09:33Am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pipply mouth breather
01:09:37Isn't going to steal ConCon
01:09:38And my crown
01:09:41We will take her down
01:09:42And dance
01:09:43For good
01:09:44I'm going because of you
01:09:46No, not only one because of you
01:09:48I just gave you a little hint
01:09:51But I do accept payment and kisses
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that
01:10:09Wait, wait
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean, what about your crush
01:10:14The girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia
01:10:18It always has been
01:10:24Holy circus
01:10:34I don't know
01:10:35I don't know
01:10:35I don't know
01:10:36I don't know
01:10:37I don't know
01:10:38I don't know
01:10:38I don't know
01:10:39I don't know
01:10:40I don't know
01:10:40I don't know
01:10:40I don't know
01:10:41I don't know
01:10:41I don't know
01:10:42I don't know
01:10:42I don't know
01:10:42I don't know
01:10:43I don't know
01:10:46I don't know
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:22You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed with flying colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:48And what about prom tonight?
01:11:53Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:11:57I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:00You're never going to let that go.
01:12:05It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:19I actually like the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:26It's so hot.
01:12:31Okay, so.
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, well, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:43Mia Watkins.
01:12:44Mm-hmm.
01:12:46Will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:00Yes, I will go with you and I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:12Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:16Oh.
01:13:20I am gonna give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:13:29Maybe she's going to.
01:13:31I don't know.
01:13:34You won it big at the game.
01:13:36Maybe she's given up.
01:13:40No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:47I know she won't because...
01:13:49I've lived it.
01:13:52I'm sorry to say again.
01:13:56Okay.
01:13:58This is gonna sound insane.
01:13:59Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:03I...
01:14:07I'm from...
01:14:08the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future. Cool.
01:14:21Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you gonna like call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:28No, you're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy and you're not a liar.
01:14:33If you say you're from the future...
01:14:37I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, look, there'll be the future scoop.
01:14:45Hi.
01:14:46How's Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:51Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:55Wow.
01:14:57The future's wild.
01:14:58You have no idea.
01:15:00But...
01:15:00This dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:04So will you help me?
01:15:06It's not just...
01:15:09I'm in.
01:15:11But before we close the hell mouth, that is just...
01:15:16It's my turn.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:45You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hopefully I'll love you.
01:16:03Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prize.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:24Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:47You look so great.
01:16:49Black is definitely not your color.
01:16:50Oh, thanks.
01:16:51FYI.
01:16:52This is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:02Ugh!
01:17:03But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Con Con, think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:20Really?
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:28You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:35I know, you didn't want this before, but...
01:17:39Open it.
01:17:47Jess...
01:17:49Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:54It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:13Ugh!
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:23I think it's cracking.
01:18:26I don't know, but just go get them!
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying!
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen!
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neil Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:08And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star,
01:19:15Conor Oliver!
01:19:29Conor?
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:40Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:51I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:06I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough. I wasn't pretty enough. I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:29The misfits, the outcasts.
01:20:32Anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:39You're not.
01:20:41You're not.
01:20:50All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:53Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:01And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:11Jessica Hart!
01:21:14Jessica Hart!
01:21:15Jessica Hart!
01:21:20It's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment you earned it.
01:21:23I gotta...
01:21:24Jessica Hart!
01:21:26Jessica Hart!
01:21:27Jessica Hart!
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King.
01:21:36That's where the year is.
01:21:41You were right. You saw it all.
01:21:47And you believe to me.
01:21:51Out of the way, freak. This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:59Mia has something to say.
01:22:01I warned you.
01:22:06Come here.
01:22:12Mia? Mia? Mia? Mia Watkins?
01:22:14They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What? No! These are fake!
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a set-up!
01:22:24Mia.
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No, no, actually...
01:22:30Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the Crown.
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:36Mia...
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won. Fairly.
01:22:42But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see. Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me.
01:23:00I never doubted them.
01:23:03Who are you?
01:23:12High school bucket list, item number 15.
01:23:15Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:26What more do you people want?!
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated. Now you could have killed someone. This is grounds for expulsion. Security!
01:23:53No! No, it was Mia! She knows things. She's like a psychic or a witch or something, I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:05No!
01:24:14She's so crazy.
01:24:17That's nothing Mia to help me.
01:24:18You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:19No! No! This isn't right!
01:24:22You suck!
01:24:25You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:36No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes.
01:24:39I want you to.
01:24:41Clearly no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:47A little time traveling nerd.
01:24:50Right here.
01:24:51Let's go.
01:25:04Mea.
01:25:05Hey. Mea.
01:25:09You okay?
01:25:11I'm okay.
01:25:12What happened?
01:25:21you tripped and fell you all right
01:25:31where's jessica jessica jessica hart
01:25:38i don't know she's probably in prison by now remember she got arrested at prom
01:25:42i haven't seen her since 2006
01:25:49everything that happened senior year came to
01:25:56but that's all in the past i want to focus on the future
01:26:02you know watkins since the first time i met you in freshman year
01:26:07i loved you you were the cutest glasses wearing nerd i ever met
01:26:19and from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year
01:26:27to taking on the whole world i i couldn't ask for a better nerd
01:26:33to be my partner
01:26:37give me a lot kids
01:26:42will you marry me hurry up and say yes i have to get back home to lance
01:26:55i can't believe this is happening
01:26:59you're a time traveler mia
01:27:00you didn't see this coming
01:27:04us getting engaged no
01:27:08not a million years but hey i guess some things you never see coming
01:27:17i always knew
01:27:33like you do
01:27:36and no one
01:27:38sets my body on fire
01:27:42sets my body on fire
01:27:43but no one
01:27:44gives me shivers like you
01:27:48oh no one does it better
01:27:51you
01:27:54oh no
01:27:54no
01:27:55no
01:27:55no
01:27:55no
01:27:55no
01:27:56no
01:27:56no
01:27:56no
01:27:56no
01:27:56no
01:27:57no
01:27:57no
01:27:57no
01:27:58no
01:27:58no
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