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High Hoops - Season 2 - Episode 08: The School Photo Screen Away
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00:22This is really bad, and I'm not just talking about my hair.
00:25I'm lost in town, getting shaved by mind.
00:27And I need to get back to Midvale right now to stop a horrible, romantic calamity.
00:35Bad girl, stop.
00:40I think it's time for a rewind.
00:53It's a beautiful day, and I'm feeling really positive.
00:57The Vipers are back to their winning ways.
01:06And if we win next week, we'll get promoted up to League One.
01:10That's back-to-back promotions.
01:12Everything's coming up smelling like roses.
01:17Oh, Jim!
01:19I'd give it a minute if I was you.
01:24And, as captain, it means I have the undying love of my grateful teamies.
01:37Jim!
01:38What?
01:40Oh!
01:41He loves his cereal.
01:55Is it just me, or is Jim literally everywhere at the moment?
01:58I hadn't noticed.
02:00Ah!
02:01Exam revision.
02:03The old cue card technique.
02:06Classic.
02:07Oh!
02:08You've got a bit of substance on that one there.
02:10You might go and wipe it off.
02:19So, what's your point?
02:20The gym's always everywhere.
02:22He's not bothering me.
02:24Who's not watching who?
02:26Jim!
02:26This is a girls' conversation.
02:28What?
02:29I'll go and count my shuttlecocks.
02:32Come on.
02:33Team huddle.
02:34How do we get Jim to spend more time at his own house?
02:37Ideas.
02:38Go.
02:38Aoife, this isn't a team thing, it's a you thing.
02:41But I'm your cat.
02:42Captain!
02:42How about I make it worth your while?
02:44Sarah!
02:45I'll do your homework.
02:46No, please don't.
02:48Nyla!
02:49You can use me as a dumbbell.
02:50I already have dumbbells.
02:51Stop!
02:52I'll let you do my hair.
02:53Aoife, stop!
02:54You can't keep relying on us.
02:56If you've got a problem with gym, you've got to deal with it yourself.
02:59Fine!
03:00Well, don't come asking for my help when your house is infested with teachers.
03:04What now?
03:07I'd love to do your hair.
03:11Prevision is a mug's game, mate.
03:13I'm going to ace this exam by the power of cheating.
03:18You can't.
03:19Halt those older tricks.
03:21Not this one.
03:22You've probably been noticing that I've been sniffling a lot over the past few days.
03:28Probably think I've got a cold, right?
03:29Well, you have got a cold.
03:31Wrong.
03:32Saw apart my plan.
03:34I've got the answers written on a tissue.
03:37All I've got to do is pretend I'm about to sneeze.
03:42And then the solution is right before my eyes.
03:47You're both losers.
03:49I ain't done an exam all year.
03:52I've got a sweet scan to dodge the whole nightmare.
03:55What about your academic record?
03:56Well, I can't care about someone if I don't know what it is.
04:00Is that too old sweaty?
04:01What are you doing here, Jim?
04:05I wanted you to have this for the exam.
04:07He's brought me loads of luck.
04:08I'd have done even worse without him.
04:16Oh, thanks.
04:34Oh, is Jim your dad now?
04:37No, he's just my mum's boyfriend.
04:40All dads start out as mum's boyfriend, you idiot.
04:43It'll be the wedding bell soon.
04:45And then it'll be dad teaching forever.
04:52It's just everywhere.
04:54When I go home, there's Jim.
04:56When I go to school, there's Jim.
04:59When I go to the gym, there's Jim.
05:01It's just Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
05:05There has to be something we can do.
05:08All done.
05:10What do you think?
05:14I know.
05:16I'm blown away too.
05:18It's just a shame it'll wash out.
05:20Okay.
05:22That's not so bad.
05:23I just need to get through the day.
05:26I can manage that.
05:33Oh, my goodness.
05:35I love your new look.
05:37And so brave of you to do that to yourself on school photo day.
05:41Look up a little bit.
05:44Why do I never look at my timetable?
05:46Oh, here.
05:47Slip in front of me.
05:48I want to be there for you when that hair is immortalised forever.
05:53Thanks, Jessica.
05:54That's so kind of you.
05:56Just give me one minute.
05:57There's something I have to do first.
06:05I did that.
06:07If I keep running forever, they won't be able to photograph me.
06:18Clangor?
06:19Shh.
06:20You've blown my cover.
06:21I am hiding from an exam.
06:23Hide it.
06:24Disguised as a cleaner.
06:28That's absolute genius.
06:32I want in.
06:35Yes.
06:36He's not going to be my dad.
06:38He's not going to be my dad.
06:40He can't be my dad.
06:44Jim, I was wondering if...
06:47Oh, whoa.
06:48Careful there, son.
06:51Look, Jim, I just wanted to ask what your intentions are towards my mum.
06:57Like, are you considering any new steps in your relationship?
07:01Oh.
07:02Well, there is a big question I've been thinking of asking her.
07:08Whoa.
07:09Right.
07:10Okay.
07:12The thing is, it's quite a big change in our lives and I'm worried she might say no.
07:15She will.
07:16She'll say no.
07:17Really?
07:20Maybe you could ask her for me?
07:22What?
07:23No.
07:23I couldn't.
07:25No way.
07:26Oh, that's a bell.
07:28I got a flea.
07:29I mean, go.
07:31Um, exam.
07:32Sorry.
07:33Bye.
07:33Bye.
07:39Just find one spot, right?
07:40Clean it very slowly and don't do anything to draw any attention to yourself.
07:44Ah!
07:45Jim's going to propose to my mum?
07:47Whoa.
07:48No.
07:48That is completely wrong.
07:50What am I going to do?
07:52I need to stop him.
07:54Think.
07:54Think.
07:55Stop.
07:56You're going to get us caught.
07:57Hey!
07:58I told you.
08:00What are you doing?
08:01Are you from the agency?
08:03I'm going to say yes.
08:07Ah.
08:08Typical.
08:09All right.
08:10Come with me.
08:13Now.
08:18Right.
08:20Get that lock loaded up.
08:22Pronto.
08:23Oh.
08:29Hey, look.
08:30It's Jim.
08:32Now's a chance.
08:34Mmm.
08:36Heh.
08:39Thanks.
08:41Go on.
08:52What are you doing?
08:54You're supposed to be helping.
08:56Yeah.
08:57Hold this.
08:58No.
09:03He's not seeing us.
09:05Jiggle it about.
09:09Do.
09:11It.
09:12Jim.
09:14You know what?
09:15I will.
09:17I'm going to ask Bri tonight.
09:18Thanks.
09:21Mysterious big haired lady.
09:24Oh.
09:25Oh.
09:26Disastrophe.
09:27Come on.
09:30That was a total misfire.
09:33But at least I've got the rest of the day to stop him.
09:37It'll all be okay.
09:40Come on.
09:40Give us a hand with this.
09:42Take the end.
09:45Oh my.
09:48Go on.
09:55Hey.
09:57Hey.
09:58Let us out.
09:59Hey.
10:00Calm down.
10:01It's not going to drive off with us in the back.
10:06Oh.
10:08Help.
10:09Stop the van.
10:10We're still in here.
10:13Whoa.
10:15I lost me heart to blue, blue eyes.
10:20It feels the green of the blue, blue skies.
10:26Where the time of me life.
10:29Wah wah.
10:31Oh.
10:32This is what I'm doing.
10:33Horrible.
10:35Hey.
10:36We can text for help.
10:39My phone.
10:42Where's my phone?
10:44I must have dropped it while I was doing your stupid jiggling.
10:47Don't let my side for your sloppy jiggling.
10:49There is nothing wrong with my jiggling.
10:51And I wouldn't have been jiggling at all if you hadn't.
10:53Wait.
10:55We've stopped.
11:06Where are we?
11:07A long way from school.
11:08And we need to get back before Jim marries my mum.
11:10Come on.
11:12Oi.
11:12You.
11:13Stop.
11:14Oh.
11:14Come on.
11:24That was terrible.
11:26And it's all because your dad blew his nose on my answers.
11:29I've told you, he's not my dad's.
11:32Connor, I've made up my dad's.
11:33I've made up my mind.
11:34I'm gonna do it.
11:35Tonight.
11:36You're going to?
11:38Are you sure?
11:40Well, I wasn't.
11:40But then this mysterious big-haired cleaner appeared before me.
11:46Holding aloft a message.
11:49Do it, Jim.
11:52I think it was a sign.
11:54I mean, it sounds like it literally was a sign.
11:57Yeah.
11:58It really was.
11:59Better get a line and browse some rings.
12:01Hey.
12:04You are so cooked, mate.
12:15We lost him.
12:17Where even are we?
12:21Completely the wrong side of town.
12:25Stop screaming at your phone.
12:28Jim's gone shopping for engagement rings.
12:31We're out of our depth.
12:33I need help.
12:34I need the Vipers.
12:35And Charlotte owes me for this hair.
12:37I could ring my brother.
12:38He can give us a lift.
12:39Wait.
12:40I need to ask the Vipers to stop, Jim.
12:42After I ring my brother, give me your phone.
12:44No!
12:50Could this day get any worse?
12:54Please, help us.
12:56We lost former school kids.
12:59No one's gonna believe you're a school kid dressed like that.
13:02You look like a vampire doing community service.
13:05Every second we are stuck here is a second closer to Jim being my stepdad.
13:11What are we gonna do?
13:13We could get the boss.
13:15Yes!
13:17But how are we gonna pay when we don't have our phones?
13:20It's impossible.
13:22Wait.
13:23What about that weird metal stuff old people use?
13:26You mean money?
13:28Yeah.
13:28Let's use that.
13:30Brilliant.
13:30Have you got any?
13:31No.
13:35But I might know how we can get some.
13:41Isn't it busking's illegal for kids?
13:43Course it isn't.
13:44Or is it?
13:46I've literally never even thought about it.
13:49If you just beat a rhythm and I'll show off my basketball skills
13:53and then we'll get showered in cats.
13:55But you don't even have a ball.
13:57I'll just pretend.
13:58Like my Martis.
14:00Hang on.
14:01What if we're in another mime's busking spot?
14:04Stop worrying.
14:06It'll be fine.
14:07Ready?
14:08Go.
14:14Come on people.
14:16Cuff up.
14:17Imagine how you'd feel if Jim was gonna marry your mum.
14:19Come on.
14:28Mime artists.
14:30I told you.
14:34Keep very, very still.
14:37What do they want?
14:39It's okay.
14:40I speak mime.
14:43I once got trapped at a circus skills workshop.
14:45People.
14:48They say that.
14:52They have permission to busk on this spot.
14:57And if we don't move.
15:02They'll trap us inside of an imaginary glass box.
15:06And they've got bows and arrows.
15:08Run!
15:09Run!
15:17Do you know where Aoife is?
15:18Her phone's turned off.
15:19I haven't seen her since sharded her hair.
15:21She was so happy.
15:23She screamed.
15:23She's probably gone into hiding.
15:26No!
15:26She can't.
15:27I need her.
15:28Jim's gonna propose to mum.
15:30No, I think you're mispronouncing.
15:32I need to stop him.
15:35Why?
15:36It's lovely.
15:37It's not lovely.
15:38It's a disaster.
15:39Please, you've got to help me.
15:42Oh.
15:43Meltdown imminent.
15:45Right.
15:46Pull yourselves together.
15:47Who is the man of the house?
15:49After mum you mean?
15:50Is it me?
15:50Well, after Aoife too.
15:52But yes.
15:53So you go to Jim and you say,
15:55Oi, stay off my turf.
15:58Right.
15:58Good.
16:02You could also present him with a detailed floor pan of your house
16:06to illustrate how little free space is available.
16:09Right.
16:10Good.
16:11Keep coming.
16:12Then you can give him a makeover after.
16:14I could do his hair.
16:16Okay.
16:17Um, maybe not that last bit, but yes.
16:21The Operation No New Daddy commence.
16:24We'll work on the name.
16:33I mean, who even knew mimes could run so fast?
16:37Even against the wind.
16:38Wait.
16:40I know where we are.
16:42My Aunty Lena lives round it.
16:44She might have bus fare.
16:46Good enough.
16:47Let's go.
16:53Itha, it's this way.
16:58Oh, clangy way.
17:00Aunty.
17:01Aunty.
17:03Aunty.
17:04Aunty.
17:04Aunty.
17:04Aunty.
17:04Aunty.
17:05Not in front of Itha.
17:09The eph.
17:10The one you keep telling me about.
17:12My reputation precedes me.
17:15That awful girl that keeps getting you in trouble with the headmaster.
17:20What?!
17:20C-can we just come in?
17:23I suppose.
17:25I can give you an eye on you.
17:33more pace there you go jump well done yeah run oh hey connor how's it going oh good good go
17:41look
17:42jim uh i'm a man and i want to talk to you about mom ah my favorite subject apart from
17:49footy of
17:50course ah kidding your mom is numero uno pour moi right but you see i i've checked the house floor
18:01plan and the way she's brought you and ether up it's amazing i just want to say it's a privilege
18:08that you've made me so welcome in your family oh right that's nice yeah and look my phone's just
18:19made this lovely uh photo montage
18:41that actually is really lovely yeah so what is it you wanted to say
18:55the thing is i really really need to get back to school to stop this horrible romantic incident
19:00so please can we just have some bus fare you should have thought about that before you led my lovely
19:06clan gate astray he's told me all about you like i'm the best baller at school
19:12no like how you flooded the school toilets and convinced the headmaster he bought a sheep but
19:20clangor did all of that yeah that's what you want everyone to think isn't it bad girl
19:26the thing is though aren't it we do need some money to get back to school
19:32well i suppose since you've asked
19:39bad girls don't get bus fare what
19:43can i at least use your phone only if you promise to stop bothering my innocent little clangy
19:52god
19:57more clangy you've got more good looking since i last saw you
20:00hello connor it's me i remember his number because he sang it as a song for six months
20:08ifa what are you doing never mind that just tell me you've changed jim's mind about that
20:13um i think we might have been a bit hasty jim's a nice guy and he's got this really great
20:20photo
20:20her montage he's bottled it just pass me to zara time to go nuclear yeah uh-huh i see we're
20:34a team
20:34ifa we've got you back leave it to us now to get that bus fare oh is that an ant
20:45uh-huh okay i did do that but none of the other stuff
20:56i'll pay her back i'll definitely pay her back
21:11costume alterations done letter forgery
21:14complete documents printing
21:34shall we get a snack
21:35yeah
21:41ha he's too full of cake
22:03and now we're back to the beginning why are all the people have annoyed so angry with me
22:09bad girl stop
22:17there's a bus stop
22:20i'm gonna make it
22:27i'm gonna make it
22:49i'm gonna make it
22:53wipe my face with a ranking
22:55oh
22:57what do they want
22:59they say that
23:03they just want to give us our buckets back and that we left them at the last boskins
23:09but
23:09me bail have been in touch and i just wanted to give you a lift back to school
23:16oh
23:17gotcha
23:17you can't go without taking any cake with you even if you are bad
23:21all right
23:22i'm sorry i took the bus fare i feel really bad
23:29i think it's time for a replay
23:31when i got up this morning jim was completely everywhere
23:35oh jim
23:36and then charlotte gave me this hairstyle
23:38and i was like
23:40is it school photo day
23:41no
23:43so i hid out as a cleaner
23:45but then connor says jim's gonna propose to my phone
23:47do
23:48it jim
23:49so i tried to stop him but it was totally no way
23:52disaster fee
23:53and then the van drove us off
23:55and my phone went down a drain
23:57give me your phone
23:58no
24:00and i got chased by some mimes
24:01and a cakey auntie
24:03bad girl
24:03stop
24:04it turns out that i was so busy thinking people were bad
24:06you can't go without taking any cake with you
24:09but i miss how nice they actually were
24:11i guess that's the same with jim
24:14vipers
24:14he's the vipers biggest fan
24:19and he really loves my mum
24:20so i think connor's right
24:22he is a nice guy
24:24when i get back to school i'll tell him he's got my blessing
24:28oh no
24:30what about the vipers
24:31i've got to tell him to stop
24:38Ethan you're back
24:40and your hair still looks great
24:42where have you been
24:43never mind that
24:44just tell me you haven't done anything to upset jim
24:46if you've done anything we've made him happy
24:48you could say he's feeling out of this world
24:51what have you done
24:59a letter for me
25:03from the pioneer space agency
25:09jim
25:10oh
25:11ifa
25:13have you been called up by the pioneer space agency too
25:16no listen jim something really bad has happened
25:19i know
25:20the international space station's on a collision course with the moon
25:23and only a p.e. teacher can fix it
25:26no not that
25:28what happened was i've been so caught up in what i wanted i forgot what makes my mum happy
25:32which for some reason is you
25:35but what i'm trying to say is ask the question me and connor will be here to support you
25:39oh that's really nice
25:41i will
25:42as soon as i'm back from space
25:46you're not going to space
25:48what
25:49uh
25:50Tom
26:13Let's go.
26:21Knowing you has made this the best, the happiest year of my life.
26:29But relationships need to change in order to move forward.
26:35So, Breed, I'd like to ask you if you'd consent to having onion rings instead of chips for our takeaway
26:45tonight.
26:46What?
26:48Oh, Jim, a what? I love onion rings.
26:52Brilliant.
26:53Just to be honest, I've already bought them.
26:56Onion rings?
26:59What's all this about?
27:01And why were you down on one knee?
27:03I don't know. The kids insisted on it.
27:05They were really keen. I asked you this all day.
27:08That's weird.
27:08Didn't even know they liked onion rings.
27:13That's a bit disappointing.
27:15Shame to us all this stuff, though.
27:20Let's have a party!
27:41Oh, Mipha!
27:43Didn't want you to miss your photo.
27:46Ah!
27:46Mahmood!
27:48Mahmood!
28:00Mahmood!
28:08Marmood!
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