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00:00:03New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:10New skin, dangerously hot, is equipped.
00:00:19You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am.
00:00:34I'm BallyQueen33.
00:00:36Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:40Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:44You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:51Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:14but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:24Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm
00:01:28to help me get through the day.
00:01:41Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49I'm ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:58I told you to stop the car!
00:02:05Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:11Hey!
00:02:13What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:17Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:23Why?
00:02:25I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:27No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:33Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:38You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:42You were a...
00:02:46Asshole!
00:02:51Alright.
00:02:53I broke something of yours.
00:02:55Sure, but...
00:02:56Hey!
00:02:57You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:08Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:11Have a good day.
00:03:14Don't do it!
00:03:22Oh, fuck!
00:03:24Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:28I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just paid the wrong enemy.
00:03:38You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your life for a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:55Close leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:00Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:05Same.
00:04:06Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:13Cole, do you need help?
00:04:14I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:19This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come in.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsey.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:35I'm Haley.
00:04:36So nice to meet you.
00:04:37You have first day jitters?
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:40We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:42And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:50There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:15You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:25Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:27What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:39Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:40Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill, please.
00:05:57No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, that would clean go to school.
00:06:07Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:11Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:25You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:29Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is the new girl.
00:06:33Jen is the new girl.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:36Valley Queen?
00:06:39There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:41Could it be...
00:06:42Jen?
00:06:45Ew.
00:06:49Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:51And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:54No chances, Jen.
00:06:56So is it.
00:06:57She does look kinda cute.
00:06:59Jen is the new girl.
00:07:00You.
00:07:01Even I could feel the tension in the room.
00:07:05But we're into the fog
00:07:06Please ignore that.
00:07:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:10What was I thinking?
00:07:12Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:17Hey there buttercup.
00:07:19Keep walking, Haley. Just keep walking.
00:07:22You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:25My name's Haley.
00:07:27Well, Haley, I think you, uh,
00:07:30needs to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:36So did you!
00:07:37Oh, no!
00:07:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:42I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:45You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:50Whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:06I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:08Something happened and I lost the game.
00:08:10I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:12I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:15And what is this?
00:08:17What I think it is, is I want to be with you,
00:08:21and you want to be with me.
00:08:23As more than just friends.
00:08:26Oh, thank God.
00:08:27I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:29You're my soulmate.
00:08:31Like, I like you so much.
00:08:32Okay, well, since we're dating now,
00:08:35um, I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:38Wait, really?
00:08:40Yeah.
00:08:40Get ready.
00:08:47Okay.
00:08:48No face.
00:08:50Just the boobs.
00:08:51Is it a bad idea?
00:08:53But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:55PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:57All the kids do this.
00:08:59He'll love it.
00:09:04This lighting hates me.
00:09:06Come on, Hayley.
00:09:07Confidence.
00:09:08You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:15Okay.
00:09:16Yeah.
00:09:17That's actually kind of-
00:09:18What?
00:09:22Oh my God.
00:09:24Seriously?
00:09:25Hello?
00:09:26Anyone?
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:33Don't look at me!
00:09:34We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:35I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:38Get out.
00:09:39Now!
00:09:39Fine.
00:09:41Ow!
00:09:42Damn it!
00:09:46I'm fine.
00:09:48I can't work at my place.
00:09:55I won't be happy.
00:09:56I can't work at my house.
00:10:06So, that's half an inch?
00:10:06I stopped, right?
00:10:06I won't be happy!
00:10:08And I'm so sorry.
00:10:08You're welcome.
00:10:08Let's go!
00:10:08Let's go.
00:10:11Oh wait, let's go!
00:10:19you're helping me i won't i didn't plan on it but here we are
00:10:30excuse you these boobs are for someone else our little boyfriend do we that is shocking yeah
00:10:36actually and he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me flirting
00:10:40yeah don't lie yourself i've got a girlfriend too my thoughts and prayers to her funny
00:10:46okay well can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways fine by me
00:10:53oh and um well the purple bra by the way i like it in a weird way i mean i
00:11:00am i tight but
00:11:02you know power theory i don't know could you just get out of here
00:11:13hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:17jen red alert cole and the new girl are for sure flirting i think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:25don't be a coward just send it jen
00:11:32oh my god here goes nothing
00:11:43still no response don't freak out he's probably just busy
00:11:50give it back why you don't want me to see your slutty little nude
00:11:55oh this is actually a really good photo honestly it's so good that i think the whole school should
00:11:59see it did you get it lindsay got it what are you doing
00:12:31oh shit
00:12:33oh shit
00:12:36what's going on dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen
00:12:39what's yeah
00:12:54come on let's see if these goods are photoshopped
00:13:00stop delete it please delete it
00:13:13oh my brave knight i wish you were here with me right now
00:13:21oh my god oh cool your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:26since you're so into slutty photos why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:31yeah
00:13:33i just want to tell me maybe the nameaka
00:13:43is you?
00:13:44oh my god
00:14:11girlfriend okay give that to me
00:14:24now give the phone back Jen what the hell Cole I thought you'd be happy
00:14:34how does it feel being exposed to the whole school not good huh now if you don't delete
00:14:38it off your phone I'm exposed to what else is fake about you and I know it's not just
00:14:42your purse why are you even defending her she's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:49it was got more personality than all of you combined and if you mess with her you mess
00:14:53with me you hear me Cole is on my side now is he doing this to play with my feelings
00:15:04I just need to be alone hey Cole is a rich asshole and he said we were enemies but why
00:15:16did I get
00:15:17butterflies when he looked at me today don't stay up too late honey love you mom wait mom
00:15:30do do people change like can a spoiled brat somehow become nice well maybe just give them a second
00:16:00chance up there huh there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria they're my favorite
00:16:07noted is that all the whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag I'm just trying to bring a
00:16:11little hope to my family and keep my scholarship oh I'm really proud of you and then there's this
00:16:18guy he has this vendetta against me but at the same time he's super contradictory it's so confusing
00:16:25sounds like you're into this guy sounds like you're into this guy no I'm not into this guy I like
00:16:32you
00:16:32only you I really liked your photo by the way you did are you gonna reciprocate I was thinking we'd
00:16:44better if we met in person that sounds amazing when with about after school at the balcony I'll bring
00:16:51bars deal I'm about to meet my boyfriend stop thinking about Cole
00:17:22call me father I heard about you harassing Jen at school today defending that nobody Hayley
00:17:29girl he's not a nobody dad are those for her what the fuck what the fuck I know what Hayley
00:17:43is Cole
00:17:44her mother works as a maid at my office that whole family is trash stay away from her and what
00:17:51if I say
00:17:51no stay away from Hayley Cole or I'll fire her mother what if she found out that you were the
00:17:58one
00:17:58making her life miserable I'm almost 18 soon I'll have my inheritance I hate to make Hayley wait but
00:18:04she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is safe you're sick it's called watching out
00:18:13for your future oh hi I am Hayley yes mm-hmm so nice to meet you God I'd give anything
00:18:28just to hear her
00:18:28say my name but the moment she knows I lose her forever thank you for the flowers you're so nice
00:18:41guacamole wizard fail guacamole wizard ew you're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend pathetic
00:18:53maybe he's married or maybe he's fat and maybe he's sitting on his wife's video I don't want any more
00:19:02trouble why is guacamole wizard still not here oh no we're not here to give you any trouble we just
00:19:09noticed that you didn't have any lunch and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich eat it
00:19:27I called me so you thought that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school
00:19:34you're a maid's daughter so you can go ahead and eat trash guacamole wizard where are you
00:19:40oh and by the way Nicole's not gonna come save you because after all he's rich like me
00:19:50I'm nothing like you
00:19:56yeah I'm nothing like you
00:19:59call again why is he always here when I need help pick it up call we were kidding
00:20:06it's ketchup pick that bloody thing up take out your phone and record this
00:20:22didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore don't think you have leverage here
00:20:25so tell your mom how fucked up you are you want to hold that thing next to your face and
00:20:31do what I say
00:20:34I will leave Haley alone
00:20:38I will leave Haley alone
00:20:44got it let's go
00:20:47what are you looking at
00:20:52got it let's go
00:21:01uh thank you
00:21:05wow never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:09why do you keep following me around
00:21:11I just
00:21:13I happen to see you
00:21:16were you waiting at someone
00:21:17yeah my boyfriend actually
00:21:22well he
00:21:24he kind of stood me up so
00:21:26maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:29maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:32Cole are you being nice to me
00:21:35you thought we were enemies
00:21:37I mean I still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:40so
00:21:40not that annoying
00:21:42maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:44are you trying to play with my feelings Cole Edmonds
00:21:46because it's not going to work
00:21:48I'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:56how'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her
00:22:02he
00:22:02he makes me feel safe
00:22:05you wouldn't understand though
00:22:11you never understand better than you think
00:22:14Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:19does he
00:22:21like you touching like this
00:22:32if you keep staring I'm going to think you like what you see
00:22:36no my
00:22:38my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:43in the game
00:22:45oh in the game
00:22:53why does he have to smell so good
00:22:59are you that slow in the game too
00:23:02I can see why he likes you
00:23:14I can't do this
00:23:17I love my boyfriend
00:23:18and you will never understand that
00:23:20he's smart
00:23:21and he's kind
00:23:22and
00:23:23he loves me for who I am
00:23:26that is so much more important to me
00:23:28than whatever this is between us
00:23:30I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:40wait it couldn't be
00:23:44Cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:49there's nothing
00:23:50Cole who are you
00:23:55what was that notification on your phone
00:23:56it was my dad telling me my car
00:23:59got done getting waxed
00:24:01champagne problems huh
00:24:04you live such a tough life
00:24:10what was I thinking
00:24:11we are from two different worlds
00:24:14he just wants to play with me
00:24:15but why did I want to kiss him so badly
00:24:22why didn't you come to school today
00:24:25I got into a car accident
00:24:26really
00:24:27are you okay
00:24:28you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:31he was right
00:24:31who
00:24:32nobody
00:24:33which hospital are you staying at
00:24:35I want to come visit you
00:24:36no you can't
00:24:37I look miserable now
00:24:39you need to see me in style
00:24:41fine
00:24:41if you say so
00:24:43so
00:24:44are we going to prom together
00:24:46hell yeah we are
00:24:52why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:55whoever needs a charity case
00:25:12oh
00:25:13you
00:25:14oh
00:25:14me
00:25:15why is she so lucky
00:25:17Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:20people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:23I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:25because you don't do any homework
00:25:32you finished it
00:25:34it's okay
00:25:35we'll get to know each other more
00:25:36I'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:38I'm curious about you though
00:25:40like uh
00:25:41how close were you
00:25:42with your mom
00:25:44what is he trying to do
00:25:46it's none of your business
00:25:47but I'm very close with my mom
00:25:49I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:54does Cole genuinely want to know me
00:26:05so
00:26:06are you going to prom
00:26:07uh
00:26:08yeah well
00:26:08I don't know
00:26:10so you have a date
00:26:12or shall I say victim
00:26:14are you jealous of me
00:26:15me
00:26:17jealous
00:26:17no why would I be jealous
00:26:19oh because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:21you are so full of yourself
00:26:23you can do this on your own
00:26:25yeah
00:26:28no way
00:26:29it's a self-locking door
00:26:31really
00:26:32Miss Gorman's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:34I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:34I'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:37I'm not sorry
00:26:38not by that bad
00:26:40I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:42don't worry
00:26:43maybe trust me in you
00:26:45we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:48yeah
00:26:58that was my first kiss
00:27:02my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:27:04it was supposed to be special at prom
00:27:07and not just bumping lips
00:27:19you're really good at this
00:27:20why don't you regret it
00:27:23you know
00:27:25we can do more if you want
00:27:41anyway I've been wanting back a lot more than you're back
00:27:45so you want me
00:27:48I think you know which I want you
00:27:54do you want me
00:27:57I want you
00:28:02oh shit
00:28:07anyone in here
00:28:10oh my god
00:28:11how long have you two been in here
00:28:13I really need to change this lock
00:28:15are you two okay
00:28:16oh
00:28:17yeah
00:28:18yeah we're good
00:28:19I think so
00:28:19we're okay
00:28:20great
00:28:20good job
00:28:21okay
00:28:21nice
00:28:27you're just gonna pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:29what didn't happen
00:28:30Haley
00:28:31it's just hormones
00:28:34Jake
00:28:35can you still play after your accident
00:28:37relax I'm not dead
00:28:39wait
00:28:39car accident
00:28:40guacamole wizard
00:28:47I gotta go
00:28:56guacamole wizard
00:28:57huh
00:29:00are you all better after your car accident
00:29:02do I know you
00:29:04why is he being so standoffish
00:29:06is he trying to give me a surprise
00:29:08or he heard something about Cole
00:29:11you're crushing your soda can
00:29:14she thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:16she was in a real car accident
00:29:18and according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:20I can't do this anymore
00:29:22Cole wait
00:29:25oh shit
00:29:30what's up guys
00:29:32um
00:29:33we were just chatting
00:29:34chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:37was there something that you wanted Cole
00:29:41hey
00:29:42I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:45they're your favorite
00:29:46right
00:29:48how did you know that
00:29:50tough day huh
00:29:51there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:53they're my favorite
00:29:55he couldn't be Cole
00:29:57could he
00:30:04the truth is um
00:30:05a dickhead
00:30:08what do you honestly get out of your bro
00:30:09you came to my table bro
00:30:11and knocked my ball away
00:30:19there it goes again
00:30:20Cole is jealous
00:30:21we got a problem here Cole
00:30:23we don't have a problem
00:30:25we don't have a problem
00:30:27right
00:30:28tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:29and we don't have a problem
00:30:31Jake it would take me forever
00:30:32to find one of your balls
00:30:36I have the ball now
00:30:37can we stop measuring each other's dicks
00:30:41Cole and Jake are fighting over Hayley
00:30:44maybe I can use that
00:30:48Jake
00:30:49hey
00:30:50what if I told you
00:30:51that I have an internship opportunity
00:30:53for you with my dad
00:30:54wait seriously
00:30:55yeah
00:30:55just one little catch
00:30:56you have to pretend to like Hallie Roth
00:31:02all right
00:31:02you have the rest of the period
00:31:04to work on your lab reports
00:31:05if you have any questions
00:31:06I'll be at my desk
00:31:09I thought guacamole wizard
00:31:10would feel
00:31:11more like Cole
00:31:12but if he's really Jake
00:31:14then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:16you've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:18I'm thinking
00:31:19about the report
00:31:20or about him
00:31:20why are you making it so weird about Jake
00:31:23we literally made out of a sword dream
00:31:26maybe
00:31:26maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:27no
00:31:28you don't
00:31:29how do you know that
00:31:29you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:31stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:33you have no idea
00:31:39oh my god
00:31:41is Jake asking me to prom
00:31:56hey Lee someone's here to see you
00:32:10are you asking me to prom
00:32:11too cheesy
00:32:13no it's cute
00:32:16the accident
00:32:17the mozzarella sticks
00:32:18he is guacamole wizard
00:32:20so um
00:32:22what do you think
00:32:23you want to go to prom with me
00:32:25I
00:32:26I should feel happy
00:32:28but why does this feel so wrong
00:32:32hey can we not
00:32:36hey can we not
00:32:38dude seriously what is your problem
00:32:40my problem here dude
00:32:41is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:43and you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:46wow
00:32:47that is some weak shit man
00:32:49oh that's weak shit
00:32:51is this weak shit
00:32:55oh my god
00:33:03wow
00:33:04he's got really pretty eyes
00:33:11wait I can't
00:33:13Colt put me down
00:33:14put me down
00:33:15put me down
00:33:17don't do that again
00:33:31new couple alert
00:33:33fuck off Jen
00:33:34why do you hate me so much
00:33:36Colt
00:33:36you and I
00:33:37we're not that different
00:33:38and if you'd realize
00:33:39and give me a chance
00:33:40I think that we would make a great match
00:33:42like say if you asked me
00:33:45to prom
00:33:46I might say yes
00:33:49Jen
00:33:49you want to go to prom
00:33:52with me
00:33:54Jen you want to go to prom
00:33:56with me
00:33:56we're both hot
00:33:57and we're both rich
00:33:59and our dads have been in business
00:34:00like forever
00:34:01so
00:34:03how romantic
00:34:04I think I'll pass
00:34:06you're gonna regret this Cole Edmonds
00:34:13if I message corcamole wizard
00:34:16I wonder if Jake's phone were ding
00:34:19what should we wear to prom
00:34:21and the dance list
00:34:25yeah
00:34:32I'll talk to you later
00:34:33I'll see you around school okay
00:34:34okay yeah I'll see you later
00:34:35bye
00:34:36he's so different
00:34:38maybe he's still recovering
00:34:39from the accident
00:34:43Haley
00:34:52jeez
00:35:00here I'll get it
00:35:02oh
00:35:07you're scared of me
00:35:08seeing all the girls
00:35:08in your phone
00:35:09I don't care
00:35:10I do care
00:35:13here we are
00:35:30don't put a prom with Jake
00:35:32I mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:34he doesn't even know you
00:35:36and you do
00:35:36how do you know I like mozzarella sticks
00:35:39that's something I've only ever talked about
00:35:41because I pay attention to what you like
00:35:45I noticed it at lunch
00:35:47the first day
00:35:49you were watching me
00:35:51just don't go to prom a check
00:36:07move
00:36:09Cole is talking to Haley again
00:36:11your job is to keep them away from each other Jake
00:36:14unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:17obviously I do
00:36:18okay then break them up
00:36:20idiot
00:36:22what do I do
00:36:24I've got a few ideas
00:36:31look
00:36:33someone would take you to prom
00:36:34alright I promise
00:36:36yeah
00:36:36really like who
00:36:37I mean the whole school hates me
00:36:39except for Jake
00:36:41and you
00:36:42but you're not asking me
00:36:45hey
00:36:46oh hey Jake
00:36:48hey how
00:36:49um
00:36:50I just wanted to thank you again for
00:36:52the other night
00:36:54the other night
00:36:55yeah it was
00:36:57so
00:36:58sexy
00:37:00you're so sexy
00:37:02Jake what are you talking about
00:37:04here
00:37:04I hate to break it to you asshole
00:37:08but she's my prom date
00:37:14and she's a real tiger in the pet room
00:37:18oh shit look
00:37:19oh shit
00:37:32oh my god
00:37:37stop guys stop it
00:37:39stop
00:37:40stop
00:37:40what the hell is going on over there
00:37:45shit
00:37:46it's Principal Stevens
00:37:47I've got to save Cole
00:37:48I mean Jake
00:37:49I've got to save Jake
00:37:54oh
00:37:55oh my god
00:37:57Principal Stevens
00:37:58I'm so sorry
00:38:00Haley Roth
00:38:02that's detention
00:38:03after school
00:38:05don't be late
00:38:21Cole
00:38:21what are you doing here
00:38:23can we keep you company
00:38:26it's the least I could do
00:38:27if you
00:38:28saved my ass today
00:38:30the locker thing
00:38:31that was an accident
00:38:32oh sure
00:38:35so uh
00:38:36you and
00:38:37you and Jake huh
00:38:39no
00:38:41he lied about that
00:38:42I don't know why though
00:38:44good
00:38:47father that asshole
00:38:48every time he looks at you
00:38:49makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:51thinking about him
00:38:52touching you
00:38:53kissing you
00:38:54I could kill him
00:38:58promise me
00:38:59you won't go to prom
00:39:00okay fine
00:39:04I won't
00:39:07because I want
00:39:08to go to prom
00:39:09with you
00:39:12okay everyone
00:39:13let's start off
00:39:14by mixing
00:39:15our sodium
00:39:15bicarbonate
00:39:23oh my god
00:39:24I am so fed up
00:39:26with this
00:39:37oops
00:39:42oh
00:39:44sorry
00:39:45hey trips
00:39:46no
00:39:47no no no no no
00:39:48no no no
00:39:48no no
00:39:48what
00:39:49it always has to be
00:39:50about her
00:39:51doesn't it
00:39:55they're dead
00:39:56they're both dead
00:39:57oh
00:39:59how am I going to be able
00:40:00to talk to guacamole wizard
00:40:04oh
00:40:06what are you
00:40:06are you almost crying
00:40:09it's probably because
00:40:10you can't afford
00:40:10a new one
00:40:12Jen
00:40:13what's going on
00:40:14over there
00:40:25what's going on
00:40:26is Jen
00:40:26is getting a taste
00:40:27of her own medicine
00:40:28this is burning
00:40:30Mr. Edmonds
00:40:31oh please
00:40:31it's baking soda
00:40:32and water
00:40:32you're fine
00:40:33detention
00:40:34today
00:40:35after school
00:40:48Jake
00:40:49hey
00:40:50oh uh
00:40:51sorry
00:40:51gotta get to
00:40:52student council
00:40:56hey
00:40:56you didn't even
00:40:57try the rice trick
00:40:58the rice trick
00:41:02yeah
00:41:04you don't know
00:41:05about the
00:41:06come on
00:41:19hey
00:41:20um
00:41:21Ella
00:41:23it's
00:41:23Emma
00:41:24yeah
00:41:24that's what I said
00:41:25can you hack
00:41:26a broken laptop
00:41:29amazing
00:41:36hey
00:41:37it's gonna be okay
00:41:39we'll pour out
00:41:40in a few more minutes
00:41:41and it'll be like
00:41:42the whole thing
00:41:42never happened
00:41:43no it's not just
00:41:44the phone
00:41:44or the laptop
00:41:45it means
00:41:46it means I can't
00:41:48can't what
00:41:52I talked to a friend
00:41:53online
00:41:54he's really important
00:41:56to me
00:41:59and
00:41:59I'm sure
00:42:01you're really
00:42:02important to him
00:42:02you know
00:42:12Cole
00:42:12if you look past
00:42:14all that hair gel
00:42:16and
00:42:16big ol' ego
00:42:18and
00:42:18rich kid
00:42:19for bra
00:42:19okay
00:42:20okay
00:42:20I get it
00:42:24you're kinda sweet
00:42:30hey
00:42:30look at that
00:42:32oh my god
00:42:33thank you
00:42:35oh my god
00:42:37you're a miracle worker
00:42:44oh
00:42:45what is taking so long
00:42:46you doused this thing
00:42:47in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:48shut up
00:42:49Ella
00:42:49it's Emma
00:42:50whatever
00:42:57oh my god
00:43:01oh
00:43:07morning valley whore
00:43:09how are things in the castle
00:43:15valley whore
00:43:17what are they talking about
00:43:33guacamole wizard
00:43:34when can we be together
00:43:35in person
00:43:36guacamole wizard
00:43:37I want you so badly
00:43:39I dream about you
00:43:39touching me
00:43:40oh my god
00:43:41someone hacked my
00:43:42castle claimers messages
00:43:43touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:47yeah
00:43:47hey valley whore
00:43:48show them what you really like
00:44:08here you go
00:44:10here this is for you
00:44:15oh do you like what I've done with the place
00:44:17you hacked my laptop
00:44:20oh no it wasn't me
00:44:21it was that kid
00:44:22Ella
00:44:22but I definitely gotta reap the benefits
00:44:25what kind of incel
00:44:26sex over a video game
00:44:27Hayley
00:44:28what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:30no I'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:31hey everyone
00:44:32I think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:36because who in their right mind
00:44:38would spend their time thirsting over you
00:45:04stop it stop stop
00:45:09I thought I said the janitor some time
00:45:15Jane
00:45:16hey
00:45:18now is the time
00:45:19tell them
00:45:20tell them what
00:45:22that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:25who's guacamole wizard
00:45:28here you go
00:45:31oh my god
00:45:32did you think that Jake
00:45:33was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:35oh sweetie
00:45:37I've been bribing him this whole time
00:45:38to pretend to like you
00:45:40what
00:45:40why would you do that
00:45:41oh I don't know
00:45:42Cole
00:45:43why do you think I would do that
00:45:46Jake
00:45:46is this true
00:45:47have you been pretending
00:45:49to like me this whole time
00:45:52sorry
00:45:53it was nothing personal
00:46:00yeah nothing personal
00:46:02oh
00:46:08all right
00:46:09all right
00:46:09all right
00:46:10enough
00:46:10what in the world is going on here
00:46:13is that a leaf blower
00:46:14that's all him
00:46:15okay well you both have detention so
00:46:23let me get this straight
00:46:24you stole a leaf blower
00:46:26and defaced school property
00:46:28it wasn't school property dad
00:46:30it was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:32jesus christ
00:46:33how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:35could it be because her father's running for senate call
00:46:37you think that's what it could be
00:46:39who cares
00:46:40I care
00:46:41and
00:46:42I hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:44so you're taking her to prom
00:46:46what
00:46:47not over my dead body
00:46:49oh
00:46:49because you like that Hayley girl
00:46:52I'm firing her mother
00:46:53right now
00:46:53no no please don't
00:46:55please
00:46:56then you're taking Jen to prom
00:46:58Max's dad called
00:46:59he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:47:01you're gonna go
00:47:02and you're gonna ask Jen to prom
00:47:04end of discussion
00:47:12come on you big coward
00:47:13message him
00:47:15just do it
00:47:15just do it
00:47:19you must think I'm the biggest idiot
00:47:27I could never think that
00:47:34but I thought you were Jake
00:47:35please can't you just tell me now
00:47:37I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:44I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:46if you want
00:47:47I'll meet you there
00:48:00okay
00:48:01you got this Hayley
00:48:03just take a deep breath
00:48:04you got this
00:48:05you got this
00:48:09you look beautiful
00:48:14thank you mom
00:48:33hey Hayley
00:48:34I'm glad you came
00:48:36you look so pretty
00:48:37hi
00:48:38hey Max
00:48:39your house is gorgeous
00:48:41I mean
00:48:41no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:43you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:45they don't care about shit
00:48:46get drunk girl
00:48:47woo
00:48:51yeah
00:49:01what are you doing here
00:49:03valley whore
00:49:06looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:49:08hey everyone
00:49:09let's give it up for valley whore
00:49:11valley whore
00:49:15jen
00:49:16why are you doing this
00:49:17what have I even done to you
00:49:18to me
00:49:19oh
00:49:20I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:22because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:25those are concerning
00:49:26actually
00:49:27kind of a little bit of a perv
00:49:29did you know that
00:49:30Hayley
00:49:31she's a little pervy princess
00:49:32pervy princess
00:49:37pervy princess
00:49:41hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:44leave me alone
00:49:46is there a fire
00:49:47okay we set off the alarm
00:50:02Paul
00:50:03if you were you
00:50:25you
00:50:26all
00:50:28you
00:50:41Are you... him?
00:50:44Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:47Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:49Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:51No, I'm not.
00:50:53Yes, you are.
00:50:54It's okay.
00:50:55You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:57Hmm.
00:50:58So you too.
00:50:59This whole time.
00:51:03Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:51:06Hey, wait.
00:51:11Hey, wait.
00:51:13Please, at least take my jacket.
00:51:15You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:51:18Jen was doing just fine.
00:51:20I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:21Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:23I guess you.
00:51:24Obviously, the white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:26I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:30What about guacamole, was it?
00:51:33What are you...
00:51:42Who is that?
00:51:43I don't know.
00:51:44Just the devil.
00:51:47Get in the car.
00:51:51I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:53Get in the car.
00:51:54Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:57Haley.
00:51:58I already assumed that's who this was.
00:52:01I'm a servant.
00:52:02So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:52:08Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:52:10My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:52:14And that's not you.
00:52:16You will be forgotten.
00:52:18You're a maid's daughter.
00:52:20And your mom works for me.
00:52:22Stay away from him.
00:52:24Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:28Dad, stop!
00:52:29Don't you touch my family.
00:52:31I'll stay away.
00:52:33Haley, come on.
00:52:34You don't mean that.
00:52:37I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:40I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:46I hate everything about you.
00:52:48I hate all of it.
00:52:50I don't want any part of it.
00:52:52So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:56Haley!
00:53:06No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:53:09Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:53:12Haley, not that's real love.
00:53:13Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:53:15I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:53:18Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:28Hi, Haley.
00:53:29I'm Emma.
00:53:31I know who you are.
00:53:32Right.
00:53:32I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life.
00:53:37So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:40Good as new.
00:53:45Oh, wow.
00:53:47Thanks, Emma.
00:53:48Okay, bye.
00:53:54One down, one to go.
00:53:57You're so cool.
00:53:58I know, Emma.
00:54:00Want to go to prom?
00:54:01Why not?
00:54:03Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:54:10Hi, Mr. Edmondson.
00:54:12Hi, Max and Max's friend.
00:54:14Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:54:16Cole's grounded.
00:54:18Oh, he is?
00:54:19But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:22What can I say, Max?
00:54:24Actions have consequences.
00:54:26Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:28Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:34We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:37Cole?
00:54:38My son, Cole?
00:54:40Reviewing budgets.
00:54:41He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:44Well, Mr. Edmondson, today could be that day.
00:54:46And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very
00:54:49important
00:54:50and very respectable budgetary work.
00:55:01Go away!
00:55:06Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:55:09Happy birthday, Cole.
00:55:10I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:55:13Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:55:14What?
00:55:15What's going on?
00:55:17Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:55:18You can tell Hayley who you are now.
00:55:20You can be together.
00:55:21Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:26No.
00:55:27I'll tell her myself.
00:55:29Sneak me in your car.
00:55:37Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:41Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:42I just need some time alone.
00:55:51Open the door.
00:55:53Wait, what?
00:55:55He's here?
00:56:04It's you.
00:56:06I should have given you this to a long time ago.
00:56:10Hayley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:56:13My dad threatened off all your mom, and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:56:17I was.
00:56:18I got my inheritance.
00:56:20I can protect you and your family, and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:35Hayley, I understand if this changes things.
00:56:39If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:59Nicole, I love you.
00:57:01You do?
00:57:02Yes, you idiot.
00:57:05I've loved you for months.
00:57:06I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him.
00:57:13But you're him.
00:57:15You didn't expect her.
00:57:17I mean, I always hoped it was you.
00:57:22Until you hoped it was you.
00:57:26You were always there for me.
00:57:30I know.
00:57:32You're really fucking hot.
00:57:38Hey, you know, there's things you said we could do.
00:57:42You ever go?
00:57:44Yeah.
00:57:48Take my clothes off.
00:57:49Yeah, no, don't worry.
00:57:53I'm so beyond you
00:57:55Just beyond me
00:57:57I'm so beyond you
00:58:05Just beyond me
00:58:12Okay, so
00:58:13What do you think?
00:58:1610 out of 10
00:58:17Yeah, we'll do it again
00:58:19I'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:58:22I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:25Alright, alright, that's fair
00:58:26I'll take that as a win
00:58:34What is my life now?
00:58:36Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:38Oh god, no
00:58:39I fully expect you to
00:58:41Continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:44No, I'll just
00:58:45I'll just lust behind it
00:58:47There's always been lust behind it
00:58:49I'll take a minute now
00:58:51Stop it
00:58:54Um
00:58:56Is it promenade?
00:58:58I think you know if it's promenade
00:59:01Okay
00:59:03But the real question is
00:59:04Do you get a date?
00:59:08Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:59:10I would have asked you earlier
00:59:11But Jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:59:14Oh god, please don't mention his name again
00:59:15I don't want to hear it
00:59:17Yeah, you don't have to ask me please
00:59:19But I don't even have a dress
00:59:22Later
00:59:26I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:28And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:30Who would have guessed?
00:59:35I thought
00:59:37Only the best for my princess
00:59:39Where did you get that?
00:59:42I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:44On the off chance that you
00:59:46Might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:48And maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:52Of course I'll go to prom with you
00:59:58Mr. Edmonds
00:59:59I didn't expect you to be here
01:00:01Cole
01:00:02Are you here?
01:00:05Cole
01:00:05Are you here?
01:00:09You can't just park into my house like this
01:00:11I see you Cole
01:00:12You are in big trouble
01:00:30Hey, uh
01:00:31You almost done in there?
01:00:33You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:35In a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:38Okay, I'm ready
01:00:50What do you think?
01:00:55My god, Haley
01:00:56You are the most beautiful thing
01:00:58I have ever seen
01:01:01Uh-uh-uh
01:01:02I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:01:04To do this lipstick
01:01:05You're not messing it up
01:01:06For at least 20 minutes
01:01:0820 more minutes
01:01:09I want 10
01:01:11I do
01:01:14Thank you all for using the prom voting site
01:01:17To cast your votes
01:01:18I hear we have a winner
01:01:22And your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:27Jen Longfellow
01:01:28Jen Longfellow
01:01:30Thank you
01:01:31Oh my god
01:01:33Thank you guys so much
01:01:35Seriously, this makes the world to me
01:01:37I mean, like
01:01:38Who else would win, right?
01:01:40Oh, this is just the perfect moment
01:01:47Oh my god
01:01:48That's Haley and Cole
01:01:50It was fucked
01:01:52Since where did you get a head?
01:01:57Hey, uh
01:01:58Most time that's up
01:02:00No
01:02:01But
01:02:02Who cares
01:02:04Hell yeah
01:02:05Woo
01:02:08Ew, literally
01:02:09What the fuck?
01:02:10Hell yeah
01:02:11Language
01:02:12I am the queen, okay?
01:02:13She's just a little
01:02:14Pervy princess
01:02:15Come on
01:02:16Everyone say it with me
01:02:18Pervy princess
01:02:19Pervy princess
01:02:20Pervy princess
01:02:26Wait
01:02:27Wait, wait, wait
01:02:28What are those?
01:02:29Those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:31Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:34His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:38Don't worry, daddy
01:02:39If I can't have him, no one can
01:02:43I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life
01:02:46Is this real?
01:02:47Jen's crazy
01:02:50Who did this?
01:02:52Who did this?
01:02:56What?
01:02:57You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:58And didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:03:00You little shit
01:03:02You know, Jen
01:03:03As the principal
01:03:05I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:03:07And above all of this petty drama
01:03:10But
01:03:11Quite frankly
01:03:13You are the worst
01:03:15And I think it's time that you are expelled
01:03:18From Edmonds Academy
01:03:19You can't do that
01:03:21I'm the principal
01:03:22So
01:03:22Yes, I can
01:03:32There was no internship
01:03:34You lied to me
01:03:42Hayley, catch
01:03:49My princess
01:03:50My princess finally has her crown
01:03:52Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:54Oh
01:03:56Yeah, no can do
01:03:57All I have to offer
01:03:59Is a bowie knight with a chip on her shoulder
01:04:01And an awesome sense of humor
01:04:04How can I refuse?
01:04:11Oh, no
01:04:12That's my dad
01:04:15We are going home
01:04:17Right now
01:04:18You disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:04:21Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad
01:04:23You talk all the time
01:04:25About wanting a man
01:04:26That's worthy of the family last name
01:04:27Yet
01:04:28You can't see I've already become that man
01:04:31And it's because of Hayley
01:04:33And you can accept that
01:04:34Or I'll make my own path
01:04:36And best believe me, I can
01:04:39I'll say this
01:04:40That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:53I am so proud of you
01:04:57I can't have done with all you being by my side
01:05:00That was terrifying
01:05:02It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, well, so
01:05:06I love you, Bella Quinn
01:05:08I love you, guacamole wizard
01:05:10Oh, my God, I gotta change that username
01:05:12Yeah, you do
01:05:13Oh, fair
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