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Crush Alert! Love Request from My Enemy [Full Movie] [Ranked]Full EP - Full
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00:00:03New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:10New skin, dangerously hot, is equipped.
00:00:19You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am.
00:00:34I'm BallyQueen33.
00:00:36Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:40Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:44You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:51Maybe someday.
00:00:56Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:02Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:14but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:24Forget your training wheels.
00:01:27At least I have my knight's charm
00:01:28to help me get through the day.
00:01:41Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:47God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49I'm ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:58I told you to stop the car!
00:02:05Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:11Hey!
00:02:13What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:17Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:23Why?
00:02:25I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:27No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:33Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:35Okay?
00:02:38You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:42You were a...
00:02:46Asshole!
00:02:51Alright.
00:02:53I broke something of yours.
00:02:55Sure, but...
00:02:56Hey!
00:02:57You got my attention.
00:03:00So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:08Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:11Have a good day.
00:03:14Don't do it!
00:03:22Oh, fuck!
00:03:24Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:28I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just paid the wrong enemy.
00:03:38You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your life for a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:55Close leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:00Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:05Same.
00:04:06Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:13Cole, do you need help?
00:04:14I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:19This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come in.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsey.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:35I'm Haley.
00:04:36So nice to meet you.
00:04:37You have first day jitters?
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:40We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:42And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:50There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:15You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:25Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:27What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:39Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:40Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill, please.
00:05:57No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, that would clean go to school.
00:06:07Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:11Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:25You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:29Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is the new girl.
00:06:33Jen is the new girl.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:36Valley Queen?
00:06:39There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:41Could it be...
00:06:42Jen?
00:06:45Ew.
00:06:49Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:51And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:54No chances, Jen.
00:06:56So is it.
00:06:57She does look kinda cute.
00:07:02Please ignore that.
00:07:02And I can feel the tension in the room.
00:07:05But we're into a phone...
00:07:06Please ignore that.
00:07:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:10What was I thinking?
00:07:12Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:17Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:19Keep walking, Haley.
00:07:21Just keep walking.
00:07:22You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:25My name's Haley.
00:07:27Well, Haley, I think you, uh,
00:07:30needs to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence.
00:07:36So did you.
00:07:37Oh, no!
00:07:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:42I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:45You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:50Whoever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:06I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:08Something happened today.
00:08:09I lost the game, I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:12I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:15And what is this?
00:08:17What I think it is, is I want to be with you,
00:08:21and you want to be with me.
00:08:23As more than just friends.
00:08:26Oh, thank God.
00:08:27I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:29You're my soulmate.
00:08:31Like, I like you so much.
00:08:32Okay, well, since we're dating now, um, I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:38Wait, really?
00:08:40Yeah.
00:08:41Yeah.
00:08:41Get ready.
00:08:47Okay.
00:08:48No face.
00:08:50Just the boobs.
00:08:51Is it a bad idea?
00:08:53But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:55PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:57All the kids do this.
00:08:59You'll love it.
00:09:04Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:06Come on, Hayley.
00:09:07Confidence.
00:09:08You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:15Okay.
00:09:16Yeah.
00:09:17That's actually kind of...
00:09:22Oh, my God.
00:09:24Seriously?
00:09:25Hello?
00:09:26Anyone?
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:33Don't look at me!
00:09:34We're trying to have a Bible, are we?
00:09:35I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:37Get out!
00:09:38Now!
00:09:39Fine.
00:09:41Ow!
00:09:42Damn it!
00:09:46Come on.
00:10:19You're helping me.
00:10:21I won't.
00:10:21I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:30Excuse you.
00:10:31These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:33I don't have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:34That is shocking.
00:10:36Yeah, actually.
00:10:37And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:40Flirting?
00:10:41Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:42I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:43My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:44Hmm, funny.
00:10:46Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:50Fine by me.
00:10:53Oh, and, um...
00:10:56Well, the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:58I like it in a weird way.
00:11:00I mean, not in my type, but, you know, power theory.
00:11:03I don't know.
00:11:04Could you just get out of here?
00:11:14Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:17Jen, red alert.
00:11:19Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:21I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:26Don't be a coward.
00:11:27Just send it.
00:11:28Jen.
00:11:33Oh, my God.
00:11:35Here goes nothing.
00:11:43Still no response?
00:11:44Don't freak out.
00:11:46He's probably just busy.
00:11:50Give it back.
00:11:51Why?
00:11:52You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:55Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:57Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:12:00Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:02Got it.
00:12:06What are you doing?
00:12:36What's going on?
00:12:37Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:39What?
00:12:39What?
00:12:40Yeah.
00:12:41What?
00:12:46What?
00:12:50What?
00:12:54What?
00:12:54What?
00:12:55What?
00:12:55Come on.
00:12:55What?
00:12:56Let's see if these goods are photoshopped.
00:12:57I'm so shocked.
00:13:00Stop.
00:13:01Delete it, please.
00:13:02Delete it.
00:13:02Strip!
00:13:03Strip!
00:13:04Strip!
00:13:05Strip!
00:13:05Strip!
00:13:06Strip!
00:13:06Strip!
00:13:08Strip!
00:13:14Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:15I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:22Oh, my God.
00:13:23Oh, cool.
00:13:24Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:27Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:34Jen, no.
00:13:34No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:35Jen, stop!
00:13:36Mist, mist!
00:13:37What?
00:13:38Strip!
00:13:53My school enemy is my ally, girlfriend?
00:14:01Stop it.
00:14:02Oh, my God!
00:14:12Hey. You okay?
00:14:16Give that to me.
00:14:24Now, give the phone back, Chad.
00:14:26What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:34How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:36Not good, huh?
00:14:37Now, if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:39I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:41And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:44Why are you even defending her?
00:14:45She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:48Yeah.
00:14:50He's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:52And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:54You hear me?
00:14:59Hey, where are you?
00:15:00Cole is on my side now?
00:15:01Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:04I just need to be alone.
00:15:05Here.
00:15:06Haley!
00:15:11Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:13And he said we were enemies.
00:15:15But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:21Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:24Love you, Mom.
00:15:24Mom.
00:15:26Wait, Mom.
00:15:31Do people change?
00:15:34Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:40Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:16:00Top day, huh?
00:16:02There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:04They're my favorite.
00:16:06Noted.
00:16:07Is that all?
00:16:08The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:10I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:14Oh.
00:16:15I'm really proud of you.
00:16:18And then there's this guy.
00:16:19He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:23It's so confusing.
00:16:25Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:28Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:30No.
00:16:30I'm not into this guy.
00:16:31I like you.
00:16:32Only you.
00:16:39I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:41You did?
00:16:41Are you gonna roast for Kate?
00:16:43I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:45That sounds amazing.
00:16:47When?
00:16:48When?
00:16:48After school.
00:16:49At the balcony.
00:16:51I'll bring flowers.
00:16:52Deal?
00:17:01I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:13Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:22Call me father.
00:17:23I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:26Defending that nobody.
00:17:28Haley girl.
00:17:29He's not a nobody dad.
00:17:31Are those for her?
00:17:36What the fuck?
00:17:41What the fuck?
00:17:42I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:44Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:47That whole family is trash.
00:17:49Stay away from her.
00:17:50And what if I say no?
00:17:52Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:54Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:56What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:59I'm almost 18.
00:18:01Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:18:02I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:08safe.
00:18:09You're sick.
00:18:11It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:19Oh, hi.
00:18:21I'm Haley.
00:18:22Yes.
00:18:23Mm-hmm.
00:18:24So nice to meet you.
00:18:26God.
00:18:27I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:29But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:34Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:36You're so nice.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Fail.
00:18:47Guacamole wizard.
00:18:48Ew.
00:18:51You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:53Pathetic.
00:18:54Maybe he's married.
00:18:56Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:57And maybe he's sitting on his wife's video.
00:19:01I don't want any more trouble.
00:19:04Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:06Oh, no.
00:19:07We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:08We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:11And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:14Eat it.
00:19:28I called me.
00:19:29So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:34You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:35So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:38Guacamole wizard.
00:19:39Where are you?
00:19:40Oh, and by the way,
00:19:42Nicole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:44Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:45Like me.
00:19:50I'm nothing like you.
00:19:56Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:59Cole again?
00:20:00Why is he always here when I need help?
00:20:03Pick it up.
00:20:04Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:06It's ketchup.
00:20:07Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:12Take out your phone and record this.
00:20:22Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:24Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:26So I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:29You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:34I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:39I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:44Got it?
00:20:44Yeah.
00:20:45Let's go.
00:20:47What are you looking at?
00:20:52Got it?
00:20:53Let's go.
00:21:04Wow.
00:21:06Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:09Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:12I just...
00:21:14I happened to see you.
00:21:16Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:18Yeah.
00:21:18My boyfriend actually.
00:21:22Well, he...
00:21:24He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:26Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:29Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:32Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:35You thought we were enemies.
00:21:37I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:40Am I that annoying?
00:21:42Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:44Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edmonds?
00:21:47Because it's not gonna work.
00:21:48I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:56How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:22:02He...
00:22:03He makes me feel safe.
00:22:05You wouldn't understand, though.
00:22:09I know.
00:22:11You understand better than you think.
00:22:14Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:19I see...
00:22:21How you touch him like this.
00:22:32If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:36No, my...
00:22:38My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:43In the game.
00:22:45Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:53Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:59Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:23:02I can see why he likes you.
00:23:14I can't do this.
00:23:17I love my boyfriend.
00:23:18And you will never understand that.
00:23:20He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:23He loves me for who I am.
00:23:26That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:30I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:40Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:44Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49There's nothing.
00:23:50Cole, who are you?
00:23:55What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:57It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:24:01Champagne problems, huh?
00:24:04You live such a tough life.
00:24:10What was I thinking?
00:24:12We are from two different worlds.
00:24:14He just wants to play with me.
00:24:15But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:22Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:24I got into a car accident.
00:24:27Really? Are you okay?
00:24:28You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:30He was right.
00:24:32Who?
00:24:32Nobody.
00:24:33Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:35I want to come visit you.
00:24:36No, no, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:39You need to see me in style.
00:24:41Fine, if you say so.
00:24:43So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:46Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:52Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:55Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:13Oh, you.
00:25:14Oh, me.
00:25:15Why is she so lucky?
00:25:17Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:20People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:23I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:25Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:32You finished it?
00:25:34It's okay.
00:25:35We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:37I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:38I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:41Like, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:44What is he trying to do?
00:25:46It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:49I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:54Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:26:05So.
00:26:06Are you going to prom?
00:26:07Yeah, well, I don't know.
00:26:10So you have a date.
00:26:12Or shall I say victim?
00:26:14Are you jealous of me, Helen?
00:26:16Me?
00:26:17Jealous?
00:26:18No.
00:26:18Why would I be jealous?
00:26:19Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:21You are so full of yourself.
00:26:24You can do this on your own.
00:26:25Yeah.
00:26:28No way.
00:26:29It's a self-locking door.
00:26:31Really?
00:26:32Ms. Corbin's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:34I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:34I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:37No.
00:26:38Sorry.
00:26:38Am I that bad?
00:26:40I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:43Don't worry.
00:26:43No.
00:26:43Don't you trust me and do?
00:26:45Mm-mm.
00:26:45We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:48Yeah.
00:26:58That was my first kiss.
00:27:02My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:27:05It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:19You're really good at this.
00:27:21Why did I want you to regret it?
00:27:23You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:32Hey, there's another murky joke on where I think I am.
00:27:32Hey, very good.
00:27:41Hey, I'd be購めag a lot more than your dick.
00:27:45So you want me?
00:27:48I think you know which I want you.
00:27:54Do you want me?
00:27:57I want you.
00:28:02Oh shit.
00:28:07Anyone in here?
00:28:10Oh my god, how long have you two been in here?
00:28:13I really need to change this lock. Are you two okay?
00:28:17Yeah. Yeah, we're good.
00:28:19I think so.
00:28:20Great.
00:28:21Nice.
00:28:27You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:30What didn't happen?
00:28:31Haley.
00:28:32It's just hormones.
00:28:35Jake, can you still play after your accident?
00:28:37Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:39Wait, car accident? Guacamole wizard?
00:28:47I gotta go.
00:28:56Guacamole wizard.
00:28:58Huh?
00:29:00Are you all better after your car accident?
00:29:03Do I know you?
00:29:04Why is he being so standoffish?
00:29:06Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:29:08Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:11You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:14She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:17She was in a real car accident.
00:29:18According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:21I can't do this anymore.
00:29:22Cole, wait.
00:29:25Oh, shit.
00:29:30What's up, guys?
00:29:32Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:34Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:38Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:41Hey!
00:29:42I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:45They're your favorite, right?
00:29:48How did you know that?
00:29:50Tough day, huh?
00:29:51There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:54They're my favorite.
00:29:55He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:57Could he?
00:30:04The truth is, um...
00:30:05A dickhead?
00:30:08Will you honestly get out of your bro?
00:30:09You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:19There it goes again.
00:30:20Cole is jealous.
00:30:22We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:23We don't have a problem.
00:30:25We don't have a problem.
00:30:27Right?
00:30:28Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:31Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:36I have the ball now.
00:30:37Could we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:41Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:44Maybe I can use that.
00:30:48Jake!
00:30:49Hey!
00:30:50What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:54Wait, seriously?
00:30:55Yeah.
00:30:55Just one little catch.
00:30:57You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:31:02Alright, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:31:05If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:31:08I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:12But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:16You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:18I'm thinking.
00:31:19About the report or about him?
00:31:21Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:23We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:26Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:27No, you don't.
00:31:29How do you know that?
00:31:29You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:31Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:33You have no idea.
00:31:39Oh my god.
00:31:41Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Oh my god.
00:32:10Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:12Too cheesy?
00:32:14No, it's cute.
00:32:16The accident?
00:32:17The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:19He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:21So, um, what do you think?
00:32:23You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:26I...
00:32:26I should feel happy.
00:32:28But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:32Hey, can we not?
00:32:36Hey, can we not?
00:32:38Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:41My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:44And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:46Wow.
00:32:48That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:50Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:51Is this weak shit?
00:32:55Oh my god.
00:33:03Wow.
00:33:04He's got really pretty eyes.
00:33:11Wait, I can't.
00:33:13Cold, put me down.
00:33:14Put me down.
00:33:15Put me down.
00:33:17Don't do that again.
00:33:31New couple alert.
00:33:33Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:35Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:36You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:38And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:43Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:46I might say yes.
00:33:49Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:54Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:56We're both hot.
00:33:58And we're both rich.
00:33:59And our dads have been in business, like, forever.
00:34:02So.
00:34:03I'm a medic.
00:34:04I think I'll pass.
00:34:07You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:34:11Oh, here they come.
00:34:14If I message Corcamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:20What should we wear to prom?
00:34:22And the Dean's List.
00:34:32Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:33I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:34Okay, yeah.
00:34:34I'll see you later.
00:34:35Bye.
00:34:37He's so different.
00:34:38Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:41Yeah, I'll say we're-
00:34:43Hailey?
00:34:46Hailey?
00:34:50Hailey?
00:34:50Hailey?
00:34:52Hailey?
00:34:52Hailey?
00:34:52Hailey?
00:34:53which is-
00:34:53les...
00:34:54My-
00:35:00Here, I'll get it.
00:35:01Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:35:09I don't care.
00:35:10I do care.
00:35:12Ha-
00:35:13Here we are.
00:35:22Whoop.starawww.
00:35:23Whoop. Whoop.
00:35:30Don't go to Prama-Chick.
00:35:32I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:34He doesn't even know you.
00:35:36And you do?
00:35:37How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:39That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:41Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:45I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:47The first day.
00:35:49You were watching me?
00:35:51Just don't go to Prama-Chick.
00:36:08Milf!
00:36:09Colt is talking to Hayley again.
00:36:12Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:15Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:17Obviously I do.
00:36:18Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:21Um, what do I do?
00:36:24I've got a few ideas.
00:36:30Hey, look.
00:36:33Someone would take you to prom.
00:36:35I promise.
00:36:36Yeah?
00:36:36Really, like who?
00:36:37I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:41And you.
00:36:42But you're not asking me.
00:36:45Hey.
00:36:46Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:48Hey, Hal.
00:36:49Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:54The other night?
00:36:56Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:37:00You're so sexy.
00:37:02Jake, what are you talking about?
00:37:04Here, I'm wrong.
00:37:05Oh, I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:14And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:18Oh, shit.
00:37:20Oh, shit.
00:37:32Oh, my God.
00:37:38Stop, guys.
00:37:39Stop it.
00:37:40Stop.
00:37:40Stop.
00:37:41What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:45Shit.
00:37:46It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:47I've got to save Cole.
00:37:49I mean, Jake.
00:37:50I've got to save Jake.
00:37:56Oh, my God.
00:37:57Principal Stevens.
00:37:58I'm so sorry.
00:38:00Hayley Rock.
00:38:02That's detention.
00:38:03After school.
00:38:04Don't be late.
00:38:21Colin, what are you doing here?
00:38:24Can we keep you company?
00:38:26It's the least I could do if you saved my ass today.
00:38:30The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:32Oh, sure.
00:38:36So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:40No.
00:38:41He lied about that.
00:38:43I don't know why, though.
00:38:44Good.
00:38:46You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:51Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:55I could kill him.
00:38:58Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:39:03Okay, fine.
00:39:04I won't.
00:39:08Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:39:12Okay, everyone.
00:39:14Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:23Oh, my God.
00:39:24I am so fed up with this.
00:39:28Oh, my God.
00:39:42Oh, my God.
00:39:44Sorry.
00:39:45I tripped.
00:39:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:48Shat?
00:39:49What?
00:39:49It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:55they're dead
00:39:56they're both dead
00:39:57how am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:40:05what are you
00:40:06are you almost crying
00:40:09it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:40:13Jen what's going on over there
00:40:25what's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:30Mr. Edmonds
00:40:31oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine
00:40:33detention today after school
00:40:48Jake hey
00:40:51oh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:56hey you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:58the rice trick
00:41:02yeah
00:41:04you don't know about the
00:41:06come on
00:41:19hey um Ella
00:41:22it's Emma
00:41:24yeah that's what I said
00:41:25can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:36hey it's gonna be okay
00:41:39we'll pour out in a few more minutes
00:41:41and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:43no it's not just the phone or the laptop
00:41:45it means
00:41:46it means I can't
00:41:48can't what
00:41:52I talked to a friend online
00:41:54he's really important to me
00:41:59and I'm sure
00:42:01you're really important to him
00:42:12how cool
00:42:12if you look past
00:42:14all that hair gel
00:42:16and
00:42:16big ol' ego
00:42:18and
00:42:18rich kid for bravo
00:42:19okay okay
00:42:20I get it
00:42:24you're kind of sweet
00:42:30hey you look at that
00:42:32oh my god
00:42:33thank you
00:42:35oh my god
00:42:37you're a miracle worker
00:42:44oh what is taking so long
00:42:46you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:48shut up Ella
00:42:49it's Emma
00:42:50whatever
00:42:57oh my god
00:43:06oh
00:43:07morning belly whore
00:43:09how are things in the castle
00:43:10oh my god
00:43:13oh my god
00:43:15valley whore
00:43:17what are they talking about
00:43:33guacamole wizard
00:43:34when can we be together in person
00:43:36guacamole wizard
00:43:37I want you so badly
00:43:39I dream about you touching me
00:43:40oh my god
00:43:41someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:43touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:45guacamole wizard
00:43:47yeah
00:43:47hey valley whore
00:43:48show them what you really like
00:44:08here you go
00:44:10here this is for you
00:44:15oh do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:17you hacked my laptop
00:44:20oh no it wasn't me
00:44:21it was that kid Ella
00:44:22but I definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:25what kind of incel sex over a video game
00:44:27Hayley
00:44:28what are you catfishing this guy?
00:44:30no I'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:31hey everyone
00:44:32I think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:36because who in their right mind
00:44:38would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:51stop it stop it stop stop
00:45:09I thought I'd say the janitor's in time.
00:45:15Jane!
00:45:16Hey.
00:45:18Now is the time.
00:45:20Tell them.
00:45:21Tell them what?
00:45:22That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:25Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:28Here you go.
00:45:31Oh, my God.
00:45:33Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:35Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:40What?
00:45:40Why would you do that?
00:45:42Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:43Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:46Jake, is this true?
00:45:48Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:52Sorry.
00:45:53It was nothing personal?
00:46:00Yeah, nothing personal.
00:46:02Oh!
00:46:03Oh!
00:46:08All right, all right, all right.
00:46:10Enough!
00:46:11What in the world is going on here?
00:46:13Is that a leaf blower?
00:46:15That's all him.
00:46:16Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:23Let me get this straight.
00:46:24You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:28It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:30It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheet.
00:46:32Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:35Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:38You think that's what it could be?
00:46:39Who cares?
00:46:41I care.
00:46:42And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:45So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:46What?
00:46:47Not over my dead body.
00:46:49Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:52I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:53No, no, please don't.
00:46:55Please.
00:46:56Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:58Max's dad called.
00:46:59He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:47:01You're gonna go, and you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:47:04End of discussion.
00:47:12Come on, you big coward.
00:47:13Message him.
00:47:15Just do it, just do it.
00:47:19You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:27I could never think that.
00:47:34But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:36Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:38I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:44I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:47If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:51I'll meet you there.
00:48:01You got this, Haley.
00:48:03Just take a deep breath.
00:48:04You got this.
00:48:05You got this.
00:48:09You look beautiful.
00:48:14Thank you, Mom.
00:48:20I can't really see you.
00:48:21I can't really see you.
00:48:23I can't do something.
00:48:31I can't really see you.
00:48:33Hey, Haley.
00:48:35I'm glad you came.
00:48:36You look so pretty.
00:48:37Hi.
00:48:38Hey, Max.
00:48:39Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:41I mean...
00:48:42No, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:43You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:45They don't care about shit.
00:48:46Get drunk, girl.
00:48:48Woo!
00:48:51Yeah.
00:48:52Yeah.
00:49:01What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:49:06Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:49:08Hey, everyone.
00:49:09Let's give it up for valley whore.
00:49:11Valley whore!
00:49:16Jen, why are you doing this?
00:49:17What have I even done to you?
00:49:19To me...
00:49:19Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:49:22Because those little cringy messages on your castle game...
00:49:25Those are concerning.
00:49:27Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:29Did you know that?
00:49:30Haley.
00:49:31She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:33Pervy princess!
00:49:36Pervy princess!
00:49:37Pervy princess!
00:49:39Pervy princess!
00:49:41Hey.
00:49:43Let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:44Leave me alone.
00:49:46Is there a fire?
00:49:48Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:50:02People lurking down.
00:50:06Come on.
00:50:08Oh, wait.
00:50:09Oh, yeah.
00:50:09yeah. Oh, yeah.普通話音声
00:50:12Are youurai?
00:50:14Oh, yeah. Oh,
00:50:17yeah. Oh,
00:50:17yeah. Ball gone.
00:50:20Oh, yeah.
00:50:21Oh, yeah.
00:50:24Mariah.
00:50:25Oh, yeah.
00:50:27Oh, yeah.
00:50:41Are you... him?
00:50:44Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:47Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:49Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:51No, I'm not.
00:50:53Yes, you are.
00:50:54It's okay.
00:50:55You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:57Hmm, so you too.
00:50:59This whole time.
00:51:03Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:51:06Hey, wait.
00:51:11Hey, wait.
00:51:13Please, at least take my jacket.
00:51:15You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me,
00:51:17you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:51:18Jen was doing just fine.
00:51:20I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:21Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:23I guess you.
00:51:24Obviously, the wet clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:27I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:30What about guacamole, was it?
00:51:33What are you...
00:51:42Who is that?
00:51:43I don't know.
00:51:44Just the devil.
00:51:47Get in the car.
00:51:51I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:53Get in the car.
00:51:54Dad, can you just act normal for once
00:51:56and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:57Haley.
00:51:58I already assumed that's who this was.
00:52:01I'm a servant.
00:52:02So, you're the scholarship trash
00:52:05that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:52:08Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:52:10My son is going to marry a good girl
00:52:12from a respectable family.
00:52:14And that's not you.
00:52:16You will be forgotten.
00:52:18You're a maid's daughter.
00:52:20And your mom works for me.
00:52:22Stay away from him.
00:52:24Or I swear to God,
00:52:25your mother is fired.
00:52:28Dad, stop!
00:52:29Don't you touch my family.
00:52:31I'll stay away.
00:52:33Hey, come on.
00:52:34You don't mean that.
00:52:37I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:40I hate your greed
00:52:41and your callousness
00:52:42and your elitist ideas
00:52:44of what you think
00:52:44a good person looks like.
00:52:46I hate everything about you.
00:52:48I hate all of it.
00:52:50I don't want any part of it.
00:52:52So, Cole,
00:52:54go with your dad.
00:52:56Haley.
00:53:06No laptop
00:53:07and no phone
00:53:08for a week.
00:53:09Ever since mom died,
00:53:10you've turned into
00:53:11this co-patriarch.
00:53:12Haley, not that's real love.
00:53:13Why do you have to
00:53:14make me so miserable?
00:53:15I promised your mother
00:53:16I would make you
00:53:17a success, son.
00:53:18Even if it meant
00:53:19saving you from yourself.
00:53:21Oh, I'm sorry.
00:53:28Hi, Haley.
00:53:29I'm Emma.
00:53:31I know who you are.
00:53:32Right.
00:53:33I just felt kind of bad
00:53:35that I accidentally
00:53:36helped Jen ruin your life,
00:53:37so I wanted to return
00:53:39your laptop to you.
00:53:40Good as new.
00:53:45Oh, wow.
00:53:47Thanks, Emma.
00:53:49Okay, bye.
00:53:54One down, one to go.
00:53:57You're so cool.
00:53:58I know, Emma.
00:54:00Want to go to prom?
00:54:01Why not?
00:54:03Let's get these
00:54:04lovers together.
00:54:10Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:54:12Hi, Max.
00:54:13And Max's friend.
00:54:14Sorry, we weren't
00:54:15expecting you.
00:54:16Cole's grounded.
00:54:18Oh, he is?
00:54:19But it was his
00:54:2018th birthday today.
00:54:22What can I say, Max?
00:54:24Actions have consequences.
00:54:26Birthday or no,
00:54:27Cole is grounded.
00:54:28Well, that really sucks
00:54:30because he's also
00:54:33the president
00:54:33of the prom committee.
00:54:34We were supposed
00:54:35to review budgets today.
00:54:37Cole?
00:54:38My son, Cole?
00:54:40Reviewing budgets.
00:54:41He's never reviewed
00:54:42a budget a day
00:54:43in his life.
00:54:44Well, Mr. Edmunds,
00:54:44today could be that day.
00:54:46And we just have to give him
00:54:46back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:48so we can get back
00:54:49to his very important
00:54:50and very respectable
00:54:51budgetary work.
00:55:01Go away!
00:55:05Max, what are you guys
00:55:08doing here?
00:55:08Happy birthday, Cole.
00:55:10I brought you my laptop
00:55:11and logged into your
00:55:12Castle Claimers account.
00:55:13Just get it back to me
00:55:13by tomorrow.
00:55:14What?
00:55:15What's going on?
00:55:17Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:55:18You can tell Hayley
00:55:19who you are now.
00:55:20You can be together.
00:55:22Just log into this stupid game
00:55:23and tell the girl
00:55:23who you love
00:55:24who you really are.
00:55:26No.
00:55:27I'll tell her myself.
00:55:29Stick me in your car.
00:55:37Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:41Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:42I just need some time alone.
00:55:51Open the door.
00:55:53Wait, what?
00:55:55He's here?
00:56:04It's you.
00:56:06I'm sure you've
00:56:07been used to a long time ago.
00:56:10Hayley, I wanted to tell you
00:56:11who I was
00:56:11from the very beginning.
00:56:13My dad threatened
00:56:14to follow your mom
00:56:15and I had to wait
00:56:15a really long time
00:56:17to tell you who I was.
00:56:18I got my inheritance
00:56:20and I can protect you
00:56:21and your family
00:56:21and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:35Hayley, I understand
00:56:37if this changes things
00:56:39if you don't love me
00:56:40the way you love
00:56:42guacamole wizard,
00:56:43but I need you to know
00:56:46I love you.
00:56:59Nicole, I love you.
00:57:01You do?
00:57:03Yes, you idiot.
00:57:04I've loved you for months.
00:57:06I mean,
00:57:07this whole guacamole wizard thing
00:57:09was so confusing though
00:57:10because I had to be loyal to him
00:57:12and...
00:57:13but you're him.
00:57:15You didn't expect her.
00:57:17I...
00:57:17I mean,
00:57:18I...
00:57:18I always hoped it was you.
00:57:22Until you hoped it was her.
00:57:24Yes.
00:57:25I hoped it was you.
00:57:27You were always there for me.
00:57:31That and...
00:57:32you're really fucking hot.
00:57:39Hey, uh...
00:57:39One of those things
00:57:40I said we could do.
00:57:42You ever do?
00:57:44Yeah.
00:57:48Take my clothes off.
00:57:49You're getting there,
00:57:50don't worry.
00:57:50Mm-hmm.
00:57:53I'm so beyond you.
00:57:56Just beyond me.
00:57:58I'm so beyond you.
00:58:06Just beyond me.
00:58:13Okay, so...
00:58:14What do you think?
00:58:1610 out of 10.
00:58:17Oh.
00:58:18Yeah.
00:58:18We'll do it again.
00:58:19Okay,
00:58:20sex with sex with me specifically.
00:58:22I've only ever had sex
00:58:23with you specifically.
00:58:25All right.
00:58:26All right, that's fair.
00:58:27I'll, uh...
00:58:28I'll take that as a win.
00:58:34What is my life now?
00:58:36Am I being nice to Cole Egness?
00:58:38Oh, God, no.
00:58:40I fully expect you to
00:58:42continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:44No, I'll just...
00:58:45I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:47There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:49I'll ask you in a minute now.
00:58:51Stop it.
00:58:54Um,
00:58:55same.
00:58:56Isn't Promenade?
00:58:58I think you know
00:58:59if it's Promenade.
00:59:01Okay.
00:59:03But the real question is,
00:59:04do you get a date?
00:59:08Cole, are you asking me
00:59:09to prom?
00:59:10Oh, I would have
00:59:11asked you earlier,
00:59:12but Jay kind of
00:59:13gave me to the gym.
00:59:14Oh, God, please don't
00:59:15mention his name again.
00:59:15I don't want to hear it.
00:59:17Yeah, you don't have
00:59:18to ask me twice.
00:59:19But I don't even
00:59:20have a dress.
00:59:22Later.
00:59:26I just slept
00:59:28with Cole Edmonds
00:59:28and I'm in love
00:59:29with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:30Who would have guessed?
00:59:35I thought
00:59:37only the best
00:59:38for my princess.
00:59:39Where did you get that?
00:59:41Uh,
00:59:42I might have
00:59:43gotten you a dress
00:59:44on the off chance
00:59:45that you
00:59:46might have wanted
00:59:47to go to prom with me
00:59:48and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:52Of course I'll go to prom
00:59:53with you.
00:59:58Mr. Edmonds,
00:59:59I didn't expect you
01:00:00to be here.
01:00:01Cole,
01:00:02are you here?
01:00:05Cole,
01:00:06are you here?
01:00:08Mr. Edmonds,
01:00:09you can't just
01:00:10park into my house
01:00:11like this.
01:00:11I see you, Cole.
01:00:12You are in big trouble.
01:00:30Hey, uh,
01:00:31you almost done in there?
01:00:33You try changing
01:00:34into an evening gown
01:00:35in a bunch of
01:00:35thorny bushes.
01:00:38Okay,
01:00:39I'm ready.
01:00:41I'm ready.
01:00:50What do you think?
01:00:55My God,
01:00:56Haley,
01:00:56you are the most
01:00:57beautiful thing
01:00:58I have ever seen.
01:01:01Uh-uh-uh.
01:01:02I just hunched over
01:01:03in a car mirror
01:01:04to do this lipstick.
01:01:05You're not messing it up
01:01:06for at least
01:01:0620 minutes.
01:01:0820 more minutes.
01:01:10What?
01:01:11Deal.
01:01:14Thank you all
01:01:15for using the
01:01:16prom voting site
01:01:17to catch your votes.
01:01:19I hear we have
01:01:19a winner.
01:01:22And your 2026
01:01:24prom queen
01:01:25is
01:01:27Jen Longfellow.
01:01:31Oh, my God.
01:01:33Thank you guys
01:01:34so much.
01:01:36Seriously,
01:01:36this makes the world
01:01:37to me.
01:01:37I mean,
01:01:38like,
01:01:38who else would win,
01:01:39right?
01:01:40Oh,
01:01:41this is just
01:01:42the perfect moment.
01:01:47Oh, my God.
01:01:48That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:51Haley's fine.
01:01:52Since when
01:01:52she got hit?
01:01:57Hey,
01:01:58are those 10 minutes up?
01:02:00No.
01:02:01But who cares?
01:02:11I am the queen,
01:02:13okay?
01:02:13She's just a little
01:02:14pervy princess.
01:02:16Come on.
01:02:17Everyone say it with me.
01:02:18Pervy princess.
01:02:19Pervy princess.
01:02:20Pervy princess.
01:02:26Wait.
01:02:27Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:28What are those?
01:02:29Those are texts
01:02:30between me and my dad.
01:02:31Make Cole Edmonds
01:02:33fall in love with you.
01:02:35His dad's month
01:02:36is essential
01:02:36to funding my campaign.
01:02:38Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:40If I can't have it,
01:02:42no one can.
01:02:43I'm gonna destroy
01:02:45Haley Roth's life.
01:02:46Is this real?
01:02:47Jen's crazy.
01:02:50Who did this?
01:02:52Who did this?
01:02:56What?
01:02:57You exploited me
01:02:57for a hacking job
01:02:58and didn't think
01:02:59I was gonna hack
01:02:59your phone?
01:03:00You little skit!
01:03:02You know, Jen,
01:03:04as the principal,
01:03:05I'm supposed
01:03:06to remain impartial
01:03:07and above
01:03:08all of this
01:03:09petty drama.
01:03:11But,
01:03:12quite frankly,
01:03:13you are the worst.
01:03:15And I think
01:03:16it's time
01:03:17that you are expelled
01:03:18from Edmonds Academy.
01:03:19You can't do that!
01:03:21I'm the principal,
01:03:22so, uh,
01:03:22yes, I can.
01:03:32There was no internship!
01:03:35You lied to me!
01:03:42Haley,
01:03:44catch!
01:03:47Oh.
01:03:48Oh.
01:03:49My princess
01:03:50finally has her crown.
01:03:52Now all I need
01:03:53is my handsome prince.
01:03:54Oh.
01:03:55Yeah, no can do.
01:03:57All I have to offer
01:03:59is a bowie knight
01:04:00with a chip on his shoulder
01:04:01and an awesome
01:04:02sense of humor.
01:04:04Oof.
01:04:04How can I refuse?
01:04:11Oh, no.
01:04:12That's my dad.
01:04:16We are going home
01:04:17right now.
01:04:19You disobeyed me
01:04:20for the last time, boy.
01:04:21Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad.
01:04:23You talk all the time
01:04:25about wanting a man
01:04:26that's worthy
01:04:26of the family last name.
01:04:28Yet,
01:04:28you can't see
01:04:29I've already become that man.
01:04:31And it's because of Haley.
01:04:33And you can accept that
01:04:34or I'll make my own path
01:04:36and best believe me,
01:04:37I can.
01:04:38I'll say this.
01:04:40That's the most backbone
01:04:42I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:45Joy prime.
01:04:53I am so proud of you.
01:04:57I can't have done
01:04:58with all you being by my side.
01:05:00That was terrifying.
01:05:02It's not like we haven't
01:05:03slayed a dragon before,
01:05:04well, so...
01:05:06I love you,
01:05:07Bella Queen.
01:05:08I love you,
01:05:09guacamole wizard.
01:05:10Oh, my God,
01:05:11I gotta change that username.
01:05:12Yeah, you do.
01:05:13Hey.
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