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My Dad Is Poseidon FULL DRAMA 2026 [Full Movie] [High Quality]Full EP - Full
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:34Have a good day.
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:03When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:10Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:13No!
01:18No!
01:22No!
01:25No!
01:38Sire!
01:39Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:06Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:09Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:12I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:57Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:19If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:24I can...
04:29Goddamn.
04:31You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more. A lot more.
04:44Nobody, nobody, nobody but you.
04:49Oh!
04:51Don't stop.
04:52Harder.
04:54Squeeze me tighter.
04:56Oh!
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?!
05:06Hey.
05:07I put in a lot of work.
05:09Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10What?
05:11Leora! I know you're in there!
05:14Nowhere left to run!
05:15Dammit. He tracked me.
05:29Leora.
05:30You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:35Get away! Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck?
05:46Are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan?!
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58News flash, tough guy.
05:59Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut-in?!
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:30I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened.
06:46Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?!
07:22Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who?
07:30Speak up, man, my ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough!
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide burn!
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants top an orcer?!
08:06Who the hell are you?!
08:08Come here.
08:18Go!
08:19Asshole!
08:20Using my divine power to barbecue...
08:22Hope you die alone and miserable!
08:25What're you whining about?
08:27Nothing!
08:28Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:42Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is Daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace. Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:04That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura? She's got my blood.
10:25Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:34Mommy? Mommy?
10:54It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:12Somebody help me!
11:26Give me a name, Liara. Who did this? I'm going to tear them apart.
11:33It was...
11:55Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:57You're my fiancé. My property.
11:59You filthy whore.
12:01Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:14No! Let go!
12:17With nymph blood in my veins,
12:20even Olympus will bow to me.
12:29I...
12:30got careless.
12:32Diving near a shipwreck.
12:33My fault.
12:34Shipwreck?
12:36Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:38Someone did this to you.
12:43You're just a regular guy.
12:45Stay out of it.
12:46Boss?
12:47Soup's ready.
12:54If I don't make it,
12:56promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:59She's all we have left.
13:01She's safe.
13:02Now drink.
13:05Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
13:14Jack, you...
13:16Ambrosia residue?
13:18Golden applesap?
13:19I studied this in grad's time.
13:22Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:24Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More.
13:28Try it.
13:39These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting daddy.
13:50I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:15What a lively little snack.
14:18What a lively little snack.
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:31You want more?
14:33I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:35This guy's luck is insane.
14:38A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:46You're safe here, Liria.
14:51We've got a kid together now.
14:54I'm not letting anything touch.
14:56Jack, you or Lily.
14:59Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:00Daddy, help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me!
15:08Lily's in trouble!
15:15I...
15:16I'm not tasty.
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:20Please don't eat me!
15:25Divine power runs through this girl.
15:29Devour you.
15:30And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:35Ha ha ha ha!
15:38Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:49Woo!
15:52Woo!
15:54Woo!
15:57Woo!
16:07you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:14i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:21ha you ruined my meal
16:26wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:35two courses for the price of one
16:44you bitch
16:51jack take lily and run go
16:58run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:09you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure
17:16that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:27what the hell just happened it ran
17:30damn leoya your powers are badass you straight up scared the monster off
17:36me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:42wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:47whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
17:54about that monster
18:00failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:29he's just a regular guy after all
18:31I have no idea that he's just a regular guy after that
18:31she's so unaware that he wants to figure out how to take the
18:31that was all about to make it for for sure
18:31not i was flying that hard to dance
18:46my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your die i swear it i please spare my life
18:52no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:10enjoying the show
19:21my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:27one step
19:28near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the out of my sight yes yes my leash
19:47my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
19:53truth myself
20:02that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
20:10in some trench right sea god myth ancient history want to bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:27the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
20:33you're in hades territory asshole
20:47poseidon
20:58is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:06who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:14i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:23you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
21:51little fish
22:00headied staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:07hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:15one two
22:19thank the fates the boss is here
22:27boss this bum
22:34you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:38you're done get out in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
22:49my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora and her
23:01understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:10everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's
23:19back
23:19yes boss
23:26poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:39dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:42easy pickets let's move
23:57we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:06a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:14who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:23mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:35you're bleeding
24:36stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
24:54mommy you're bleeding this forest is locked down
24:59surrender now i'll go with you on one condition
25:04let my daughter go
25:06no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:19kid's mine you die
25:24you poisoned me
25:29my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up
25:37you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
25:44you're wounded poisoned
25:48done
25:49the kid's coming with me
25:53don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead
26:00but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:09such a pretty face all mine now
26:16let my mommy go you bastard
26:25lilly lilly lilly run get out of here
26:32serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:42lilly
27:04You touch my woman you're a dead man my poison
27:15Jack what the hell just happened
27:21You okay babe so you're the boyfriend too bad I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
27:44Jack keep Lily safe long as I'm here you don't lose shut up and go now
28:02If I pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:07Run all you want my pack tears you both apart
28:10Run all you want
28:10Run all you want
28:14Run all you want
29:00Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:36Okay.
29:39You are the best.
29:49Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
29:56You're not human. Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:28Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:31He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
30:46right back.
30:52Daddy, be careful.
30:55Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:04That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:07How much longer you got?
31:09Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what?
31:13I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:27Damn. You take a hit well.
31:30Let's enjoy this body.
31:32Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:35For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice.
31:49I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants?
31:53Where the kid?
31:54Some guy took the brat.
31:57Useless.
31:58Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:04Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once?
32:12Then die together.
32:13Pick your graves.
32:27Why did you come back?
32:29Where's Lily?
32:33Lily's safe.
32:35Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:41Her taste is trash.
32:43Beg now.
32:45And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:51End it fast.
32:54You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:57Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer.
33:03Jack means more to me than anything.
33:05I won't let him get hurt.
33:16You want my husband?
33:19Step over my corpse first.
33:21In a hurry to die?
33:23Fine.
33:24I'll oblige.
33:25Tap into me.
33:25No.
33:42God?
33:44Impressive.
33:51God.
33:54He went around.
33:55You're not and you're not площадring.
33:55You're half dead already!
33:57How the hell did you knock me back?
33:59The sea is sinking, those are Poseidon's warriors!
34:04This... can't be...
34:30Ancient Ekethra? The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:37Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:43No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:47They're coming for us. We're finished!
34:50Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:52Lyra Vale has been captured. Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:00They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
35:03With me here, no one touches you.
35:06Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:16My Lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:23You worthless creature!
35:26You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:36Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:48You're...
35:50You're...
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