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She's Not Homeless She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:36I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46We're juvenile.
00:01:49We're juvenile.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo!
00:01:58Let's go!
00:02:03Move!
00:02:14Please.
00:02:15My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:19we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:24be lysander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:30he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:35money fame power it's all yours
00:02:44are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:49oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:02married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:08on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:18a
00:03:18younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:33please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:37oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:43feed
00:03:44yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jesus giving me a
00:03:52migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some
00:03:57faith in faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that
00:04:05i can topple
00:04:06mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second
00:04:11don't go too far
00:04:24my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:04:30on
00:04:45how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry
00:04:51i don't know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:56don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:02i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:23i have no clue what this is oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name
00:05:32after all that's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:49he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:55i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried
00:06:01all these methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:10who
00:06:13the goddess of healing
00:06:17wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
00:06:22her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto
00:06:28it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and
00:06:36elusive no one has ever seen her before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly
00:06:41save my son i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james come put out about to
00:06:50the entire world
00:06:51whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:11i'll save your son
00:07:14who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother don't be ridiculous
00:07:20how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and
00:07:28crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:35i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to steal lysander
00:07:43arms strong from us
00:07:48don't touch him
00:07:51they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:57so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
00:08:02oh you're not gonna touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general
00:08:09i know a gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the
00:08:15street corners wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for
00:08:21some a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew
00:08:29disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's
00:08:37go if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:44sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:08:49maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:54a fraud
00:08:55all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:09:02head
00:09:02mount it on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and
00:09:09i'm only here
00:09:10to repay your younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when
00:09:18you have a different wish no miss tricksy my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well
00:09:26if he's a hero to you then that means he must be a good person my brother is a war
00:09:33hero who
00:09:33single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a
00:09:38great husband who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even
00:09:47dream
00:09:47of marrying a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:52i mean look at her even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:59only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:03continue wasting your time but i'm saving this patient
00:10:16okay
00:10:18what's happening
00:10:21what are we doing
00:10:31oh
00:10:33what the hell are you doing
00:10:36i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
00:10:40do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient
00:10:44are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:49he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he has is called
00:10:55endogenic cryomorphie
00:10:56yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:01oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:04i even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:07and i've never heard of endo cryo
00:11:11what what
00:11:15this
00:11:22is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:26what what so so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of
00:11:32a
00:11:32sepulius why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be
00:11:37this delusional i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery what is the point of
00:11:43doctors who have studied for years we are all certified but lysander does have congenital heart
00:11:49disease she's right about everything
00:11:55yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:00and again
00:12:00there's no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphie oh and of course none of you have heard
00:12:07of it
00:12:07because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:12:14the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but lucky for you all
00:12:19you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:23what a bunch of baloney
00:12:25i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:29precisely you are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:33you don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine
00:12:38i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:42oh so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:45and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:49which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:53is that supposed to be a challenge
00:12:55oh yeah
00:12:57if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:01i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:04which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:08what is that supposed to mean
00:13:09it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:11and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:16then let's have a bet
00:13:17if you can't heal him
00:13:19you'll break your hands
00:13:23and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:29these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:33you're that desperate to get rid of your competition
00:13:36huh
00:13:36miss trixie
00:13:37don't risk your hands for them
00:13:39there's too many lives at stake
00:13:44don't worry
00:13:45i got this
00:13:48it's a deal
00:13:50i'll save lysander armstrong
00:13:52no one is dying on my watch
00:14:00lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:08are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed
00:14:11homeless or not
00:14:12if you save my son
00:14:13i'll give you everything
00:14:23i'll even have lysander my heir marry you
00:14:26i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:29i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:34prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:14:37wait wait wait wait what what for
00:14:39don't listen to her
00:14:41she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:46firstly
00:14:48this is called greatness
00:14:50secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:14:57what did you just call me there's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way
00:15:06don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:10now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:16oh yeah
00:15:17hey you want to see real pain where's the dog
00:15:19well put down the dog
00:15:21with pleasure
00:15:38left leaves the wrong breast
00:15:44you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:50she's been poisoned
00:15:52it was her
00:15:53do you see any poison on me
00:15:56medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:15:59but in the wrong hands
00:16:00it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:02this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:05do you have one of your antidotes on you
00:16:07of course
00:16:09i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:12if i want to save someone
00:16:14even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:32why is she spitting blood
00:16:33this wasn't supposed to happen
00:16:35i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:38angel herbalist
00:16:39this is what i call malpractice
00:16:44this isn't fatal she'll live
00:16:46but she deserves a little punishment
00:16:48well where's the jacuzzi i asked for
00:16:50jacuzzi is ready
00:16:51right this way
00:16:53wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:16:54what the hell is going on
00:16:56you say you want your son to live on
00:16:57to give you tons of grandchildren don't you
00:17:00then stop getting in my way
00:17:02every second counts
00:17:05let's go for our dip
00:17:06shall we
00:17:10general armstrong
00:17:11your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:15are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son
00:17:19hold on
00:17:20you two are going in there
00:17:22alone
00:17:23if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:27then sure
00:17:27invite everyone in
00:17:29all right
00:17:30but i warn you
00:17:32no funny business
00:17:54let's go for this
00:18:15let's go for this
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman
00:18:39general armstrong
00:18:40exactly
00:18:40what if she gets pregnant by him
00:18:43she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:47that's what i would do if i was that poor
00:18:48and then the armstrong family will be the laughing stock of the nation
00:18:52held for ransom
00:18:53by a homeless woman
00:18:55dad
00:18:56you can't seriously be listening to that
00:18:58we have to have faith
00:19:00where did you actually find the slow light
00:19:05on the streets
00:19:07are you shitting me
00:19:08you found this bum on the streets
00:19:11are you nuts
00:19:12you don't know her
00:19:13you don't know her background
00:19:14she could be a psychotic murder
00:19:16that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:19you're right
00:19:19that's it
00:19:20i'm shutting down this clown show right now
00:19:22james let's go
00:19:23yes sir
00:19:27oh my
00:19:28i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you
00:19:43we can't be interrupted
00:19:45otherwise
00:19:46we'd both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama
00:19:53trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him myself
00:19:58no
00:20:03you see that general
00:20:04this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman
00:20:06this
00:20:07is a witchcraft
00:20:09i know what this is
00:20:11this is the dark witch
00:20:13i've heard of her
00:20:14she uses her dark magic
00:20:17to steal the hearts
00:20:18of young handsome men
00:20:19and then she eats them alive
00:20:20i'm gonna kill that bitch
00:20:22before she takes my son
00:20:23james
00:20:24get the SWAT team
00:20:26yes sir
00:20:30you regain consciousness
00:20:42help me
00:20:43i just wanna
00:20:48something's wrong
00:20:52you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:54lysander armstrong
00:20:56and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00that's the only thing i'm saving you from
00:21:09sir
00:21:10the SWAT team is here
00:21:12captain morales
00:21:15my son is trapped behind there
00:21:17with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:20i need you to do whatever you can
00:21:21to tear down that door
00:21:23rest assured
00:21:24general armstrong
00:21:25we'll break down that door
00:21:26and bury that bitch alive
00:21:32right
00:21:34rewrite the world
00:21:42who the fuck are you
00:21:43and why the hell are we naked
00:21:47good
00:21:47you're awake
00:21:49i'm saving you
00:21:50saving me
00:21:51by baiting with me
00:21:53who are you
00:21:54you're a fucking spy
00:21:56talk
00:21:57i swear to god
00:21:57i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:01you're the one who's trying to kiss me
00:22:03in your stipper
00:22:05i will never
00:22:06oh really
00:22:21look who's guilty now
00:22:25look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:26all right
00:22:27but it is a
00:22:27biological fact
00:22:29a man
00:22:30is attracted
00:22:31to
00:22:32a naked woman
00:22:33and her breasts
00:22:34it's science
00:22:35okay
00:22:35it just means that my body
00:22:37oh shut up
00:22:37excuse me
00:22:40you're distracted me
00:22:41with your friend
00:22:43and i'm a professional
00:22:45i hear lysander's voice
00:22:46captain do something now
00:22:48ready
00:22:54we're almost there
00:22:56aim
00:22:58get him boys
00:23:00get him
00:23:02fire
00:23:05fire
00:23:21those
00:23:21demon cells
00:23:22how is this possible
00:23:24it's not even a scratch
00:23:26i told you this is dark magic
00:23:28of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:31no
00:23:31i believe miss trixie is a good person
00:23:34she's not the dark witch
00:23:36young master armstrong you are too easily fooled
00:23:40this homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:43how is she going to save someone else's life
00:23:46that's right
00:23:46the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:51if we can't save him no one can
00:23:53except for the goddess healer
00:23:55think about it
00:23:56we heard lysander's voice
00:23:58he's been in a coma for two years miss trixie must have woken him up
00:24:01you're right
00:24:01this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:07maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:24:10no no absolutely not
00:24:13there is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:16how could you know for sure
00:24:18right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie
00:24:21you're wrong sir
00:24:22this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:27it's called borderline revival
00:24:29she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:32but only temporarily
00:24:34it's a trick
00:24:35to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:39that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:41i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:44to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:47my son doesn't deserve this
00:24:49he is dying right now
00:24:51naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:52with a smelly vagrant
00:24:54then it looks like it's up to me
00:24:56the witch doctor
00:24:57only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:02my son's life is in your hands
00:25:04you heal him
00:25:05i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:09i don't know who you are
00:25:10but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:25:17this is it
00:25:18the finishing touch
00:25:20i must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:22so we can both survive
00:25:43it's poison gas
00:25:44poison gas will smoke them out
00:25:47and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:50poison gas
00:25:51my son is in there
00:25:53you're jeopardizing his life as well
00:25:55no don't worry general
00:25:56gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:26:00soon she'll come out crying to mommy
00:26:03then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:05and then he can marry one of us
00:26:08they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:13i knew they promised you that i'd save you
00:26:16it's now or never
00:26:30what the hell are they doing in there
00:26:32it's been over ten minutes
00:26:34wait a second
00:26:35you don't think that they're
00:26:37you you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there
00:26:40don't point your fingers at me
00:26:42if your brother's dead
00:26:44it's because of that homeless gold digger
00:26:46oh my god
00:26:46yeah
00:26:47she's the one who sealed the door shut
00:26:49i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:53miss trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:55if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:26:57this is taking way too long
00:27:00captain morales
00:27:01it's time to get out
00:27:02the big guns
00:27:04these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:07bazooka
00:27:08she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:27:11crap oh my god
00:27:12get back son
00:27:15ready
00:27:16aim
00:27:17oh shit
00:27:22quit your whining and stand down
00:27:36the parasite's been extracted
00:27:38shoot her dead now
00:27:39do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:41i said stand down
00:27:45don't listen to her
00:27:46she's a fraud
00:27:47a termite to the field of medicine
00:27:49i just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:53if i'm a termite then
00:27:55you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:27:57wait a second
00:27:58are you saying you cured my son
00:28:01he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:02you can see for yourself
00:28:04well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:28:07that is it
00:28:08no more stalling general
00:28:09if you won't punish her
00:28:11i will
00:28:15don't hurt her
00:28:21he's a cure
00:28:28his pulse is regular
00:28:29in fact it's never been better
00:28:35there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:45miss trixie did it dad
00:28:48lysander's warm again
00:28:49he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:51and his heart is strong
00:28:52come feel it
00:28:55i saved my son
00:28:57thank you
00:28:58next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:01your son would have otherwise died
00:29:03by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:06i've learned my lesson
00:29:07i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:12wait wait wait wait no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the
00:29:18field of medicine than the queen angel and i in
00:29:27could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over
00:29:33100 years old and you don't look a day after 20
00:29:37it doesn't matter who i am
00:29:39what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:42devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:46take care
00:29:47no wait
00:29:49miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:51he's right
00:29:53we are men of our words
00:29:54and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:29:59and you did just that
00:30:00of course
00:30:01you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:03i really appreciate it but
00:30:06i'm sorry i
00:30:09i'm already engaged
00:30:13already engaged?
00:30:15i am
00:30:15i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:19and he's coming back today
00:30:21but don't be disappointed
00:30:23really i'm no one special
00:30:25i just got lucky with your brother
00:30:27some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:31but you're still lysander's savior please
00:30:33let me give you what i promised
00:30:35take the gold
00:30:36no really
00:30:38i don't need anything
00:30:40i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:46tricksy
00:30:46it's your fiance
00:30:48he's back
00:30:49and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:53i must go
00:31:00hobo close
00:31:01halo glow
00:31:03i bet the goddess healer is just like miss tricksy
00:31:06it was just dumb luck
00:31:08she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:11she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:13marrying the hottest
00:31:15most powerful bachelor
00:31:17around
00:31:20i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:26oh my god
00:31:27i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:44you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:47take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:50and revoke their licenses
00:31:51wait no
00:31:52we're not brides
00:31:53no she's just better than us
00:31:56oh my god
00:32:00we were truly blessed to have miss tricksy here huh
00:32:03she's no average jane
00:32:04no she isn't
00:32:05she said it was just dumb luck
00:32:07but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:10why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll
00:32:14but think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:15no normal person could have done that
00:32:18goddess or not
00:32:19homeless or not i don't care
00:32:21i have never met a woman like that
00:32:23i have to find her
00:32:24i have to make her my life
00:32:25she won my heart over too
00:32:26but if my bestest big bro wants her
00:32:29i'll help you find her
00:32:30alright listen
00:32:32i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:39i'm dumping tricksy
00:32:41so i want you
00:32:42your granddaughters
00:32:43filthy things
00:32:44out of my house
00:32:47now
00:32:47tricksy paid for this house
00:32:49she waited for you
00:32:51for three years
00:32:52she was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:32:55and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:32:57one with some serious
00:32:57fuck you money
00:33:00so get lost
00:33:01who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit
00:33:04hyena in my house
00:33:10grandma
00:33:12beatrice
00:33:12trixie
00:33:14amori
00:33:15i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:17i'm dumping you
00:33:18for your best friend
00:33:19marissa
00:33:21in fact
00:33:23the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:24so sign over the house
00:33:26now
00:33:31you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:34and i did
00:33:36for three years while you were deployed
00:33:38yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:33:41and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:44do you have no shame
00:33:46we were together for three years
00:33:47and uh
00:33:48it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:50when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:33:57that's how much she would owe me
00:33:59if i was in the rent-a-boyfriend business
00:34:03i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:05of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:11oh yeah
00:34:12well marissa
00:34:15is so much better than you
00:34:17she grew up
00:34:18even poorer
00:34:19than you
00:34:20and now
00:34:21she's the ceo
00:34:22of an entire
00:34:24corporation
00:34:27and you
00:34:29you're still nothing
00:34:31so you think she's an upgrade
00:34:33of course she's an upgrade
00:34:35look what she uh
00:34:37got me for my
00:34:38engagement
00:34:39oops
00:34:40yeah
00:34:41that's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:44the presidential contract
00:34:45i gave her
00:34:51you gave her the presidential contract
00:34:53i certainly did
00:34:54in fact
00:34:56marissa
00:34:57you and your dimwit brother
00:34:59only have everything you have
00:35:01all thanks to me
00:35:06oh i think she's losing it bro
00:35:09that breakup must have hit her hard
00:35:11you two
00:35:12are the ungrateful
00:35:14cheating scum here
00:35:15my granddaughter
00:35:16supported you
00:35:18and your entire family
00:35:20for three years
00:35:21while you were gone
00:35:21how dare you insult her
00:35:25it's okay grandma
00:35:26let's not stoop to that level
00:35:29poor edna
00:35:30she still doesn't know
00:35:31what you're doing
00:35:31out there on the streets
00:35:32huh
00:35:33what is he talking about
00:35:34you see
00:35:35show her bob
00:35:41this is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:43your granddaughter is
00:35:44she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:46she was begging on the street for money
00:35:50i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:35:53even if you got no game
00:35:55i got street crit i got out of keep
00:35:57you dig
00:35:57the word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:00and you're one to speak
00:36:02and you're one to speak
00:36:02cheater
00:36:04is this true tricksy
00:36:09i've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:36:11i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:14so that i can help them
00:36:16of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:20what is that supposed to mean
00:36:22it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:25is actually a downgrade
00:36:31enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:48at your wedding i will
00:36:49what
00:36:51if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:36:56why should i do good by you
00:36:58i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding
00:37:01as
00:37:02a charity
00:37:03to you
00:37:04fucking bitch
00:37:05you better keep your word
00:37:07oh that's rich
00:37:09after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:11do you remember that
00:37:19tricksy
00:37:21marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:22they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:27grandma
00:37:28i have to confess something to you
00:37:30i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:33trillions
00:37:36that would make you
00:37:38the richest person on the planet
00:37:41it's because of the healing hands i inherited from aseplius
00:37:44the god of healing
00:37:46i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:50that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:37:53and become the goddess healer
00:37:55it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:37:59but please
00:38:00tricksy dear
00:38:01i know it was to broken your heart
00:38:04but
00:38:05embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:07it will only delay the healing process
00:38:10you don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:13after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:18i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:23that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:26you've always had an angel's heart
00:38:29i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:32who actually deserves you
00:38:34you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:38oh yeah
00:38:44you said tricksy's crashing your wedding
00:38:46she was bullying us too sasa
00:38:49she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:38:53when hope when nobody steps on snake
00:38:56snake bites back hard
00:38:57so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:01you mean
00:39:04we broadcast
00:39:06that video of me
00:39:09yes
00:39:10her cave woman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:13she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:15and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:17against my presidential glow up
00:39:19let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:29there he is
00:39:31welcome home brother
00:39:34welcome home general
00:39:37sir
00:39:38the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie
00:39:40this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:42he served with your regiment in the marines
00:39:45you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:47well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:51so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:55fucking coward
00:39:55according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:39:58then we should join her
00:40:01men
00:40:01i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:04and her incredible power that saved my life
00:40:06so she needs our support
00:40:08will you join me in protecting her
00:40:10yes sir
00:40:10we will allow our lives to protect her
00:40:12sir
00:40:13well let's roll
00:40:30welcome everyone to my wedding
00:40:32today is a very special day for me and butch
00:40:34not only are we getting married
00:40:35but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:39allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:46congratulations on the contract once again mrs.
00:40:49wake him
00:40:49stowe butch is taking my last name
00:40:51oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:40:55you are the secretary of the entire u.s. health department
00:40:58but this is a partay after all
00:41:00i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:07the u.s. president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:12it's an honor
00:41:13and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:18we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:21we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:25not so fast
00:41:26the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:50you two really are a match made in hell
00:41:53so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:41:57i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:00uh this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:42:07shh
00:42:08trixie what are you doing here
00:42:09this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:11i bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:42:13you know being this poor
00:42:17me bum a meal
00:42:18have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:22and what evidence do you have of that
00:42:24look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:27i'm a millionaire ceo
00:42:29even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:33and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:37sasa she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:41see everyone butch already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up
00:42:48to my wedding to suck up to me
00:42:50this is what poor sad girls do
00:42:53they beg for scraps from us the rich and glorious
00:42:57projecting much marissa you might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:01but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:04especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:11you giving me the contract
00:43:13you have no skills
00:43:15no education
00:43:16no connection
00:43:17so how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:20to get the u.s. fucking president
00:43:22to give me a billion dollar contract
00:43:24we both share humble beginnings marissa
00:43:26and i saw potential in you
00:43:28even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:30but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:34don't be all sore now just because i stole your man
00:43:37this is what us rich girls do
00:43:40they steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:42damn right
00:43:44you were
00:43:45too embarrassing for me
00:43:47sasa tramples you any day
00:43:49i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:43:52bravo
00:43:53self-admission of a gold digger
00:43:55quick
00:43:55somebody put that on a memoir
00:43:57sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:43:59she'll make her stop
00:44:00don't listen to her everyone
00:44:02she's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:44:04i don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:06and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:11you may look and sound like a man
00:44:13but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:15okay enough
00:44:16you know what i always couldn't stand about you
00:44:18your moral posturing
00:44:20but guess what
00:44:22morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about yourselves
00:44:25that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie
00:44:29because i've got the material goods
00:44:31and you're just all empty talk
00:44:33i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:35because i'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:39see this
00:44:51oh my god
00:44:53is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:44:58the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck
00:45:00no absolutely not
00:45:02i i don't believe it
00:45:04you all sound so scared already
00:45:05don't worry
00:45:06this isn't that contract
00:45:09it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:15see everyone
00:45:16she's just trying to bluff us
00:45:18but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:20look at her following orders
00:45:21i asked her to sign over the lease
00:45:23and here she is
00:45:24like a good little uh
00:45:25peasant slave
00:45:26that house is where all her life savings
00:45:32you want to uh
00:45:33i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:46you must understand me
00:45:48i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:51i'm giving it to charity
00:45:59bro
00:46:00she's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:01she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:04she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie
00:46:06you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away trixie
00:46:09it's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:11uh i i know what this is
00:46:14you've gotten delusional
00:46:15and you think you're cinderella
00:46:17so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:19and some prince charming will scoop you into money forever
00:46:22well that's not happening
00:46:23security
00:46:24lock the doors
00:46:25this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:31this is where your dreams will die
00:46:33bitch
00:46:36we found miss trixie lysander
00:46:38she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding right now
00:46:41butch tanner
00:46:42well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:45let's go
00:46:50you think a few toy guns scare me marissa
00:46:52i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:46:56including your head of command butch
00:46:59general lysander armstrong
00:47:01you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:03he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:07you're an unskilled unemployed ugly leech
00:47:11so how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:14to heal someone like general lysander armstrong
00:47:17no one here is gonna believe you
00:47:18if you really cured the incurable general
00:47:20then sasa is the fucking virgin mary
00:47:23and she's not
00:47:25you're just asking to be humiliated trixie
00:47:28show them butch
00:47:34see for yourselves everyone
00:47:37trixie's just a
00:47:38freeloading beggar
00:47:42she won't leave me and marissa alone
00:47:44because we're rich as fuck now
00:47:46i'm a major in the marines
00:47:48sasa
00:47:49she has
00:47:50a billion dollar biomedical contract
00:47:52with the military
00:47:54approved by the first female president of the united states herself bitch
00:47:59how despicable
00:48:00she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:04get out of here
00:48:05no one wants to marry you
00:48:06no free meals for the poor
00:48:08do you see this trixie
00:48:10this is high society
00:48:12so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:14or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:16maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:20maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:25i already have everything one can dream of
00:48:28but i valued our friendship marissa
00:48:30which is why i came here to give you a second chance
00:48:32to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:35but no
00:48:37you stooped so low
00:48:38it disgusts me
00:48:40nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners like a bum
00:48:44and who knows
00:48:46if you've already started offering
00:48:47sexual services
00:48:50well then
00:48:52why don't you get on your knees for me trixie
00:48:54my brother will never take you back
00:48:56no man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:48:59but make me happy
00:49:01and i might consider making you my
00:49:03personal prostitute
00:49:15how dare you hit my brother
00:49:17i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:22don't worry my dear
00:49:23after i'm done with you trixie
00:49:25not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:49:30oh is that so
00:49:32security
00:49:34get down on your knees
00:49:36and give bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:38in front of everybody here
00:49:40or i'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:42the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:44i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:47any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:49:50before you even touch me
00:49:52dream on
00:49:54you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet
00:49:57but you weren't good enough for me
00:49:58you're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:00enough
00:50:01enough you're souring my party so you either get the fuck out or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:08on the count of three
00:50:09i think i quite like it here
00:50:11two
00:50:23hmmm this wine is so delicious
00:50:26one
00:50:26shoot
00:50:30nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:50who the hell is this
00:50:55i'm sorry that i'm late
00:50:56did they hurt you
00:50:58no i'm fine
00:51:00but um
00:51:01when did i become your future wife
00:51:05you saved me
00:51:06trixie remember
00:51:07i'm a man of my word
00:51:10they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:11really it was nothing
00:51:14i saved you because you're a good man
00:51:16not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:24i see what this is
00:51:25you're the one who cheated on me trixie
00:51:28look at you guys all lovey dove
00:51:30don't try to pin this on her
00:51:31she waited for you for three years
00:51:33this is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:51:37virtue
00:51:39don't make me laugh
00:51:41she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:43no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her she should be happy bob was willing
00:51:49to give her some
00:51:54i see her in the marines
00:51:57i'm a major
00:51:58you know look man
00:52:00i know trixie is like uh i don't know like a seven now that she's all cleaned up but don't
00:52:05waste your manhood on a whiny worthless woman like that
00:52:14a real man never talks about a woman that way
00:52:19you're a coward
00:52:29we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:33you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:38you're only getting off with it because she's so kind
00:52:40so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again
00:52:42you understand
00:52:43you wanna fuck with me you little dipshit
00:52:45i'm a fucking major
00:52:47you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:52:49i'll i'll destroy you
00:52:51do you really not know who this is butch
00:52:54i thought you were in the marines
00:52:56what have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is
00:53:00he was just a supply boy
00:53:04war hero is this all part of your plan trixie poor girl did you sell your house to hire this
00:53:12actor so you can feel better about yourself a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:16trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:22a bum girl and a pimp what a pair
00:53:27seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:53:31maybe we should try to piss them off some more don't you think
00:53:35bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:43what is all this
00:53:45trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:53:50but i know that we shared a moment
00:53:55i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:53:58it's not in my nature
00:54:01i'm like somebody else here
00:54:03listen trixie
00:54:05i have never
00:54:07met a woman
00:54:09like you
00:54:10so incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:13so i know that you're the one for me
00:54:18this guy's either nuts or a really
00:54:20really good actor
00:54:22Oscar worthy
00:54:24Oscar worthy
00:54:25no
00:54:26first gift
00:54:32trixie i know that you just lost your home
00:54:34so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion
00:54:38worth 500 million dollars
00:54:40previously owned by jennifer aniston
00:54:44second gift
00:54:48this contains all the rights to my entire fortune
00:54:52which is now yours
00:54:53entire fortune from a cowboy actor
00:54:55it must be that easy
00:54:57they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:54:59they've got nothing left
00:55:01Lysander
00:55:02i really don't care for any of us
00:55:04look i i know
00:55:06i know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:55:09okay
00:55:09which is exactly why
00:55:11well my third gift
00:55:12is um
00:55:13well
00:55:30clio
00:55:31hey
00:55:32oh my god
00:55:34you found my dog
00:55:40trixie i'm just a man
00:55:41but with you it's so much more
00:55:44trixie amore
00:55:48will you marry me
00:55:52do you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:55:57yes i will marry you
00:56:15go go power couple
00:56:18whoo
00:56:19okay stop
00:56:21the only power couple here is butch and i
00:56:25let's remind everyone how worth this trixie is
00:56:29no man in their right mind
00:56:31would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:34hey
00:56:35i don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:37but i'm making this woman my wife
00:56:39which means that she will be treated as
00:56:41and cherished as
00:56:42the most precious woman on earth
00:56:44understand
00:56:49you still don't realize
00:56:50that my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:56:53this is general
00:56:55lysander armstrong
00:57:03as if
00:57:04like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like trixie
00:57:10yes the armstrong family basically control the global stock market
00:57:14lysander armstrong would sooner marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:19i bet my life you're all just
00:57:21vendors
00:57:22then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:24come on lysander what are we waiting for
00:57:26let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie
00:57:28what can a bunch of piss poor people do to us
00:57:30the elites
00:57:32infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:34she wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:37truth is she's just a useless lazy bitchin bum
00:57:42she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:46i can dispose of them
00:57:48in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:57:50i'd handle them myself but
00:57:54i'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:57:56go ahead lysander
00:58:05yes hello this is lysander please
00:58:06bankrupt marissa wickham for me
00:58:10oh my gosh i'm so scared
00:58:12anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:22uh hello
00:58:23yes
00:58:25what
00:58:32i'm going bankrupt
00:58:41hey hey hey hey are you sure that was the call sasa that that was a real call people don't
00:58:47just suddenly go bankrupt like that my company's dead evaporated
00:58:51you're both it's a dinner
00:58:55that's impossible
00:58:57who are you
00:58:58what did you do
00:59:00secretary cho
00:59:01you said you're the secretary of health right
00:59:03and you yourself said that the armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:07could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham
00:59:10could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham
00:59:11then that means
00:59:14you're really lysander armstrong
00:59:16the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:20trixie's married the famed war hero
00:59:24the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:28now you believe me
00:59:29those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:33there's there's got to be some some trick to this you guys are just bums trying to extort money from
00:59:37us
00:59:38it's awesome
00:59:40please
00:59:46i know why you're all over trixie
00:59:49because you've been in the military for so long you don't know what a real woman can do for you
00:59:54let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you a good time
00:59:59do you have your hands for me or i'll have them removed for you
01:00:03i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:13guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:18salsa was just trying to save the company
01:00:20i don't blame her at all
01:00:22your double standards are incredible
01:00:24okay you don't want me
01:00:25fine but there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:28i can give you a room full of pageant winners 18 years old fresh for the taking
01:00:40i did that so you wouldn't have to miss trixie
01:00:44thank you devon
01:00:46marissa not only have you backstabbed me your best friend by stealing my fiance but now you'd sell out other
01:00:54innocent girls just to get your company back
01:00:56you're an insult to all good women out there no to all of humanity
01:01:00so now everything that i've ever given you to i'm taking it all back
01:01:07wait everyone stop
01:01:12they're impostors
01:01:13i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:21because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:23so we won't go bankrupt the goddess healer you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of
01:01:30medicine approved of my biomedical products
01:01:34yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:37the goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong
01:01:42the left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:45that means she's rewarding me
01:01:46the president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:01:50in fact she's on her way now
01:01:54so you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:01:58isn't lysander armstrong who the cares who he is
01:02:02if the president and the goddess healer approves of my products
01:02:05who cares about this washed up war hero
01:02:07we can break his legs break his arms no one would even bat an eye
01:02:10she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:14fbi
01:02:16fbi
01:02:18you're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft
01:02:22gotcha
01:02:27guess i still get the last laugh trixie
01:02:30no don't arrest her
01:02:32trixie is a good person
01:02:34please officer don't arrest her
01:02:36grandma
01:02:37mr rogers mrs williams
01:02:39what are you all doing here
01:02:40the neighbors heard about the breakup between you and butch
01:02:43we were worried so we came here to back you up
01:02:47listen officer i can attest that trixie amoria is a good neighbor
01:02:51she's very kind-hearted and would never break the law
01:02:54yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:02:58trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:01she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:05my fiancee really is an incredible woman
01:03:07she's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:14you must be the criminal pretending to be general lysander armstrong
01:03:18my brother is not a criminal he's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:24without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:28and that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity general lysander armstrong only fell into a
01:03:34coma because of the fight with the terrorist and we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:37so this must be an imposter i can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a
01:03:43lot
01:03:44of trouble i promise i'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:03:50if you want to arrest me fine but don't with my fiancee you don't get to decide punk let's go
01:04:20get him if you can
01:04:23oh
01:05:13is that enough pain or do you want more
01:05:24legend is written all over you icenander
01:05:28drama
01:05:31meet my new fiancee
01:05:34wow your new fiancee he's so manly much better than your last one i always knew you'd find someone
01:05:42better it's butch's loss trixie has always paid so much better than marissa
01:05:48she's like a shining star in the sky and marissa's like a roach in the sewers
01:05:53bitch we name calling now i'll drown you out with insults from my side right fam
01:05:58drown out the poor drown out the poor
01:06:07see trixie you've got no connections no power you can't compete against me even if you have
01:06:13one guy on your side who can fight we're too honorable to fight dirty like you so you're using defenseless
01:06:18lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them let them eat cake
01:06:33you can't shoot all of them grab what you can fam
01:06:35attack
01:06:53you will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:07:02what the was that i don't care what the it was i'm not letting her make a fool of me
01:07:07at my own
01:07:15wedding
01:07:19you forgot i had a gun too that'll teach you for messing with the wig hams
01:07:24take miss trixie and her family and get out of here we're cornered i'll sacrifice myself to fend
01:07:29them off devon you and your brother are both good men i will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:36they will be punished
01:07:39now hold still for me right rewrites the world
01:07:56holy did she just reverse the bullet by chanting the goddess healer's chant she the goddess healer
01:08:06i'm all better now thank you miss trixie see i knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:12no please i am just an ordinary girl don't put me on some sort of pedestal
01:08:17sure you hear that she's just some average homeless girl in the streets she was probably
01:08:24holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet well i do not care for glory
01:08:28i do believe in justice marissa and butch not only have you betrayed me
01:08:33but now you've hurt the innocent too i will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:38and who are you to judge me for what i do god wrong but you're close oh
01:08:46i'm gonna show you how the elite can trailboard you little lives
01:08:51you want to cross the line so bad then let's see you try charge
01:09:04the hell is this this is the line between life and death yeah was that extra neon spray paint
01:09:13i'll admit it looks pretty good but uh i'll die before i believe that's magic
01:09:18you're not the grim reaper what if it's a trap that woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:23we ain't afraid of her she's nothing but a circus prostitute why don't you cross the line and see for
01:09:29yourself i will
01:09:34left leaves the wrong breast
01:09:43i'm fine nothing happens you'll see soon enough oh please i really want to die and you call this the
01:09:51line between life and death i knew you were just making that shit up whoops just crossed it again
01:09:57whoops and again nothing's happening
01:10:11no no pop hey what did you do to my brother i didn't do anything your brother just didn't
01:10:19want to heed my warning i suggest you take him to the ur if you don't want your wedding to
01:10:24become his
01:10:25funeral come on major are you not going to help your own brother how was he able to cross the
01:10:32line see this must be an illusion only the pure of heart can cross the line will somebody take my
01:10:40brother to the hospital please
01:10:49you're so sore i wouldn't marry you you go and hurt my brother oh please you hurt us first at
01:10:55first
01:10:56i was really hurt by your betrayal but i've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake
01:11:02and
01:11:02a coward marissa thanks for taking this little life from me you blame yourself for being worthless you
01:11:10think anyone would want to marry you when you got nothing to offer when you wear odd and crazy clothes
01:11:18all
01:11:19okay don't touch my wife and instead trixie gets a handsome and protective husband you can daydream all
01:11:31you want now trixie but when the presidential contract arrives it'll hit you like a truck that you're
01:11:36nothing but an ugly phony and i'm the queen of everything oh really then let me show you how it
01:11:42is
01:11:42i who has everything you want you've got nothing on me
01:11:50yes tell the president to get here immediately
01:11:57goddess madam president i require your assistance yes we'll be there immediately
01:12:06get the vp we're leaving now
01:12:10did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the united states god i knew you
01:12:16were cheap but i didn't know you were crazy too i'm so glad i dumped you for marissa you're pathetic
01:12:22trixie a secretary to remind everyone how i have the presidential contract coming miss wickham is
01:12:27correct i was on the phone with the president earlier only the most important people have madam
01:12:32president's direct line you hear that everyone there is no way lowlife trixie could have called the
01:12:39president by herself she's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention so she's come
01:12:45here to play up her importance no my granddaughter would never do that reversing time just to heal
01:12:52someone's wound only the goddess healer can do that is trixie really the goddess healer
01:13:04oh first your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero general lysander armstrong
01:13:09and now you trixie are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract
01:13:14is this how the working class think all the time i never realized how delusional they were you can
01:13:21only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces look i
01:13:28don't
01:13:28know what circus school you went to but you trying to make me jealous trixie it ain't working you can't
01:13:33just fake the yeah but goddess healing power is legendary it's like real magic trixie you're an angel
01:13:43but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination and if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:13:50won't her followers be furious and riot against you no trixie look i believe you you saved me
01:14:00whether you're a goddess or not you did that no matter what happens you are a goddess to me
01:14:06we'll riot against you now tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart
01:14:17the vice president arrives
01:14:34who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:40your general lysander armstrong wait what he's actually general lysander armstrong no no we've been
01:14:48through this already once okay right secretary chill this actor trixie hired pulled this weird
01:14:55stunt to try to bankrupt me but you already confirmed with madame president that i got the contract coming
01:15:01still right yes we all thought he was a fraud what i mean is you're the war hero general lysander
01:15:09armstrong and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding the moment you wake up you fall under this
01:15:15vixen spell and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president
01:15:20so he is the general oh but he's in trouble now did you hear that even the vice president knows
01:15:28me
01:15:28as an important ally to the nation's leader so what if trixie picked up some washed up war hero
01:15:34we got the vp and the president on our side you'll always be nothing trixie i told you now punish
01:15:43them
01:15:43vice president langley this is treason lysander armstrong you are stripped from your military honors and
01:15:50titles hurry the goddess healer needs us you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war
01:16:02hero he single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years
01:16:07if it wasn't for miss trixie he would enough you speak another word and i will bring down your entire
01:16:12family not just your brother brother it's okay mr vice president i've already given my life once
01:16:20for my country i have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:26and let's be honest about one other thing mr vice president i never gave a
01:16:29about any damn titles i truly saved a good man
01:16:41i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance and what can you do about it oh mr vice
01:16:47president i have
01:16:48a swell idea my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:16:54let's try it out on them hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:17:00put innocent civilian lives in danger despicable what's more despicable is that you and your filthy
01:17:06companions are disrespecting power miss wickham you can use full force on them did you hear that boys
01:17:18cry
01:17:26tweet wink… wait that's the president
01:17:40oh hey idiot
01:17:50Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry, Madame President. That was, they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the
01:17:58middle.
01:17:58What is this?
01:18:00Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madame, for your military.
01:18:04This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:08You're the uncivilized buffoon. I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:18:12With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:15And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:19What are you doing? Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:23That is easy.
01:18:25There's no need. I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:45What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:52She... she... she is...
01:18:54She is a criminal.
01:18:56Don't worry, Madame President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you, because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is
01:19:04healed up.
01:19:04What are you talking about?
01:19:06The president literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yeah! Yes! Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:41My contract, you bitch!
01:19:43And that's not all.
01:19:56This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:19:59There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus. Don't you realize? Or are you too
01:20:05much of a goody-two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:07You're the real virus here, Marissa. Money is worth more to you than human lives. And that's something I cannot
01:20:14tolerate.
01:20:15So prepare yourself.
01:20:16Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:20What are you gonna do? The president is here, and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:28Uh, you'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now. So what's your final decision?
01:20:38I'll...
01:20:39Oh, she's gonna give me my billion-dollar!
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:52Uh, wha-why-why are you attacking me, Madam President? You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar contract!
01:20:58You wish, you idiot!
01:21:02I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:08I-I-I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing!
01:21:15And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:20You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only.
01:21:28And it's...
01:21:31Her.
01:21:43Whaaaaat?
01:21:47Welcome, goddess.
01:21:56Uh...
01:21:56We, uh...
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:02How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:09I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:12To help those in need.
01:22:14And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means...
01:22:19The billion-dollar contract, it-it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:23She took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was her golden ticket.
01:22:28You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:31But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:35No, please. I swear to you.
01:22:37I didn't know you were an ex.
01:22:38Sit down.
01:22:41It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:43Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:45She's an amazing person.
01:22:46And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:50She's gonna be my wife.
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:00I love you.
01:23:14All her gold.
01:23:15All her clothes.
01:23:17All that could have been mine.
01:23:19This is all your fault.
01:23:21You seduced me!
01:23:23Stop me!
01:23:24You were the one that came onto me, you himbo.
01:23:27Please, Trixie.
01:23:29Give me another chance.
01:23:31I wanna be rich again.
01:23:34I'll be your slave.
01:23:35Kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:37You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:39But it's too late now.
01:23:41All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:47And she shall.
01:23:49For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction.
01:23:52Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:55It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:59It's your fault!
01:23:59I was only with you for your money.
01:24:01I didn't care.
01:24:02You were rich.
01:24:03I'll see myself now.
01:24:06Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:14I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:17That is why I saved you.
01:24:19With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:25Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:30Let's party!
01:24:32Wait.
01:24:33What if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes.
01:24:37Well.
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:40Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:45I do.
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47You may kiss the bride.
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