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She’s Not Homeless, She’s Healer Goddess
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00:00:04You
00:00:05Healer goddess hear my plea
00:00:09Please save my child
00:00:26Rod of a sepulis
00:00:30Rod of a sepulis
00:00:45Rejuvenate
00:00:54Praise she is the healer goddess
00:00:58No, please
00:01:00Don't call me that
00:01:02I'm just glad I could help
00:01:07Here you go miss
00:01:09Thank you
00:01:12Why be weighed down by a throne
00:01:14When I can live amongst the common people
00:01:15And help those the most in need
00:01:29You must be rushing off to go find your jewels
00:01:31Cause only a sackless coward
00:01:33Would hit a puppy and run
00:01:37Aww, it's okay little guy
00:01:41I'll fix you right up
00:01:46Right
00:01:47What rewrites the wrong
00:01:52Rejuvenate
00:01:56See, good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
00:02:02Come on Cleo
00:02:03Let's go
00:02:27Let's go
00:02:29Commander Armstrong
00:02:30His military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:34He's so hot
00:02:36Does he come with the money?
00:02:38Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:40Money, fame, power
00:02:42It's all yours
00:02:48Are we still moving forward Miss Trixie?
00:02:51Yes
00:02:51Give the presidential contract to Marissa
00:02:54Oh, I have another call coming in
00:02:58Grandma
00:02:59I'm dying
00:03:00Save me Trixie
00:03:02Grandma?
00:03:04Grandma
00:03:05When are you getting married?
00:03:07I'm already a hundred years old
00:03:09I'm gonna keep you healthy forever Grandma
00:03:11And Butch is still on deployment
00:03:13So that's why I haven't been married yet
00:03:18Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:25We're talking about my brother's life
00:03:26I don't have time for jokes
00:03:29No
00:03:38Please go feed your dog, miss
00:03:40Don't let it starve like you
00:03:42Oh, kind stranger
00:03:44Let me repay you by granting you a wish
00:03:46Grant me a wish?
00:03:47As you can barely feed yourself
00:03:49The downfall of humanity
00:03:50It all starts with the loss of faith
00:03:53What the...
00:03:55Jeez, this is giving me a migraine
00:03:57Are you telling me to pray to God?
00:03:59Because we've been doing that
00:04:00I'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:04:04Okay
00:04:04I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:04:08Can you do that?
00:04:09I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
00:04:14Cleo, stay right here for a second
00:04:15Don't go too far, Cleo
00:04:21Hold still
00:04:28What?
00:04:28My migraine's gone
00:04:30Okay
00:04:30Then let's go
00:04:31If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you
00:04:34Come on
00:04:34Come on
00:04:35Oh!
00:04:49How is he?
00:04:50What is the diagnosis?
00:04:52Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him
00:04:55I'm sorry, I don't know what this is
00:04:57Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:59You're supposed to be one of the best
00:05:00Don't worry, General
00:05:02I'm the angel herbalist
00:05:03And I have mastered all healing methods of the East
00:05:07I can detect what condition your son has
00:05:09With just one needle
00:05:28I have no clue what this is
00:05:31Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:37That's why we saved the best for last
00:05:39Me, the witch doctor
00:05:41I'll save your son, Lysander
00:05:53He's not budging, there's no movement
00:05:55Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but
00:06:00I don't know what this is
00:06:02Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
00:06:05They've tried all these methods and they've all failed
00:06:08If we can't save him
00:06:11There's only one person who can
00:06:14Who?
00:06:17The goddess of healing
00:06:21Wait a second
00:06:22You're not talking about the legendary goddess you?
00:06:25That's correct
00:06:26Her right rewrites the wrong
00:06:28And her left leaves the bereft
00:06:31That's her motto
00:06:32It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
00:06:35We are nothing compared to her
00:06:38She is eccentric and elusive
00:06:41No one has ever seen her before
00:06:43If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:06:47I don't care if I go bankrupt
00:06:50I will find her, James, come
00:06:53Put out a bounty
00:06:54To the entire world
00:06:56Whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:58Will give them five million dollars
00:07:00There's no need
00:07:15I'll save your son
00:07:18Who the hell is she?
00:07:19Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
00:07:21She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:23Don't be ridiculous
00:07:24How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:28Exactly
00:07:29God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:07:32She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:07:35Ew!
00:07:36She even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:39I bet it has fleas
00:07:41That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
00:07:52Don't touch him
00:07:55They say don't judge a book by its cover
00:07:57But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:08:00So step aside
00:08:02I'll take it from here
00:08:03Could you hold this?
00:08:05Ho, ho, ho, ho
00:08:06You're not gonna touch my son
00:08:09I'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:08:11And a former general
00:08:12I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
00:08:15I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:08:19Wasn't paying enough cash
00:08:21Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:25A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong
00:08:29When he's unconscious?
00:08:32Ew!
00:08:33Disgusting
00:08:34Go back to being a prostitute
00:08:36Security!
00:08:37Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now
00:08:40Let's go
00:08:41If you throw me out
00:08:42You're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail
00:08:53Maybe we should give her a try
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:08:59All right, I'll give you a shot
00:09:01I'll give you a shot
00:09:02But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me
00:09:12You'd be blessed to have me
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here
00:09:18I'll leave
00:09:20Devon, come find me when you have a different wish
00:09:23No, Miss Trixie
00:09:24My brother is a hero to me
00:09:26I can't lose him
00:09:28Well, if he's a hero to you
00:09:32Then that means he must be a good person
00:09:35My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:09:39Also, he's great with puppies, he'd make a great husband
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:46As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:09:53Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:55I mean, look at her
00:09:57Even if she cleaned herself up
00:09:59You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:10:02Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:06Continue wasting your time
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient
00:10:20Oh, okay!
00:10:23What's happening?
00:10:25What are we doing?
00:10:35Oh!
00:10:37What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
00:10:43Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:48Security, smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:52He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy
00:10:59Yeah, right! I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!
00:11:04Oh, okay! I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here!
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:16What?
00:11:18This?
00:11:25Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:11:27What?
00:11:29What?
00:11:30So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:11:34The rod of a sepulius?
00:11:35Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree
00:11:41I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who have studied
00:11:48for years?
00:11:48We are all certified
00:11:50But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:54She's right about everything
00:11:57Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right
00:12:02And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:06Endogenic cryomorphy
00:12:07Oh!
00:12:08And of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:10Because I just discovered it
00:12:12This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
00:12:16The chances are a billion to one
00:12:18A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:21But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:26What a bunch of baloney
00:12:27I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:32Precisely
00:12:33You are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:35You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine
00:12:40I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:44Oh, so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:48And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:52Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:56Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:58Oh, yeah
00:13:00If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:04I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:06Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:10What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:12It means you're being schooled by me
00:13:14And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:18Then let's have a bet
00:13:20If you can't heal him
00:13:23We'll break your hands
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:32These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:36You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:39Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake
00:13:47Don't worry, I got this
00:13:51It's a deal
00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:13:55No one is dying on my watch
00:14:02Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:10Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:13Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything
00:14:25I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
00:14:29I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:32I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:36Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
00:14:40Wait, wait, wait, what for?
00:14:41Don't listen to her
00:14:43She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:49Firstly, this is called greatness
00:14:52Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:56You couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:15:00What? Did you just call me?
00:15:04There's a man's life at stake here
00:15:06And you're standing in my way
00:15:09Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:13Now stop getting in my way
00:15:14Or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:18Oh, yeah?
00:15:19You wanna see real pain?
00:15:21Where's the dog?
00:15:22Well, put down the dog!
00:15:23With pleasure
00:15:34Oh!
00:15:40Left leaves the wrong breast
00:15:46You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:51She's been poisoned!
00:15:54It was her!
00:15:55Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:58Medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:00But in the wrong hands
00:16:02It becomes nothing but poison
00:16:04This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:09Of course!
00:16:10I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:14If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:33Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:35This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:37I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:40Angel herbalist
00:16:41This is what I call
00:16:43Malpractice
00:16:45This isn't fatal, she'll live
00:16:47But she deserves a little punishment
00:16:50Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:52Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:53Right this way
00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:16:56What the hell is going on?
00:16:57You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:01Then stop getting in my way
00:17:03Every second counts
00:17:06Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:11General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:16Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on, you two are going in there alone?
00:17:24If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in
00:17:30Alright, but I warn you, no funny business
00:18:15I don't want these sisters
00:18:19Well muchiler
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:39armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:47that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:52stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that
00:18:59we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life
00:19:05on the streets are you shitting me you found this bomb on the streets are you nuts you don't know
00:19:13her you don't know her background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to
00:19:18go in and stop this now you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now
00:19:22james let's go yes sir
00:19:28oh my
00:19:42healer goddess hear my plea please save my child
00:20:03rod of a sepulius
00:20:32raise she is the healer goddess
00:20:34miss no please don't call me that i'm just glad i could help
00:20:45here you go miss thank you
00:20:50why be weighed down by a throne when i can live amongst the common people and help those the
00:21:07you must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:21:12run
00:21:15aww it's okay little guy i'll fix you right up
00:21:25right rewrites the wrong
00:21:35see good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
00:21:40come on cleo let's go
00:21:57please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:22:02we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:22:06the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:22:12he's so hot
00:22:14does he come with the money
00:22:15yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him money fame power it's all yours
00:22:26are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:22:32oh i have another call coming
00:22:36grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting married i'm already a hundred
00:22:46years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still on deployment so
00:22:51that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang a younger stud
00:23:01like
00:23:02you you're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:23:16please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you oh kind stranger let me repay you by
00:23:22granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely feed yourself the downfall of humanity
00:23:28it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jeez this is giving me a migraine are you telling
00:23:36me to
00:23:36pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:23:41okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that i can topple mountains
00:23:48and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second don't
00:23:54go too far cleo
00:23:58hold still
00:24:06my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:24:13on
00:24:26how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry i
00:24:33don't
00:24:34know what this is heard you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best don't worry
00:24:39general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east i can detect what
00:24:46condition your son has with just one needle
00:25:05i have no clue what this is
00:25:09oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all that's why we saved the
00:25:16best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:25:31he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:25:38i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
00:25:44methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can who
00:25:55the goddess of healing wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's
00:26:03correct her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto it's what makes
00:26:11her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever
00:26:20seen her before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:26:25i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james come put out a bounty to the entire
00:26:33world
00:26:33whoever finds the goddess healer will give her five million dollars there's no need
00:26:53i'll save your son who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your
00:27:00brother don't be ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are
00:27:08getting crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a
00:27:15filthy dog with her i bet it has fleas that flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
00:27:23don't try to steal lysander armstrong from us
00:27:30don't touch him
00:27:33they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:27:38so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this oh you're not gonna touch my son i'm
00:27:47the
00:27:47richest tycoon in this country and a former general i know a gold digging whore when i see one i
00:27:53bet she's
00:27:54only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an
00:28:00unskilled poor girl like her would do for some a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of
00:28:06lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew disgusting go back to being a prostitute security
00:28:15get this std infested peasant out of here now let's go if you throw me out you're tossing away
00:28:21your son's last chance at life sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master
00:28:28lysander
00:28:29into no avail maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns
00:28:35out to be
00:28:35a fraud all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and
00:28:42your dog's head
00:28:43mounted on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm
00:28:51only
00:28:51here to repay your younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave
00:28:58devon come find me when you have a different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me
00:29:04i can't
00:29:05lose him well if he's a hero to you then that means he must be a good person my brother's
00:29:13a war hero who
00:29:14single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great
00:29:19husband who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream
00:29:28of marrying a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her i mean look
00:29:34at
00:29:34her even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her only those cut from
00:29:41the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters continue wasting your time but i'm saving this
00:29:57patient
00:29:58oh okay
00:30:01what's happening what are we doing
00:30:14the hell are you doing i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
00:30:21do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with the patient
00:30:25are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son he's born with congenital heart
00:30:32disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy yeah right i mean
00:30:38no way you got all that just from licking him oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right
00:30:45i even have the badge of universal medicine right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what
00:31:02this is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here what what so you think that this this
00:31:09crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius why don't you go back to the
00:31:15homeless
00:31:15asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional i agree i mean even if she does
00:31:21solve this medical mystery what is the point as of doctors who have studied for years we are all
00:31:27certified but lysander does have congenital heart disease she's right about everything
00:31:35yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:31:40and again
00:31:41there is no such thing as endocryo what what endogenic cryomorphy oh and of course none of you
00:31:47have heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and a
00:31:53peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but
00:31:59lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't
00:32:06be
00:32:07homeless if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare to
00:32:15meet us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school oh
00:32:23so
00:32:23she went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake
00:32:29diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge oh yeah
00:32:37if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:32:41i think you all should grow parts of your brain back which by the way that condition is called
00:32:47an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means you're being schooled by me
00:32:51and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:32:56then let's have a bet if you can't heal him we'll break your hands
00:33:03and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:33:09these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to get rid of
00:33:15your competition huh miss trixie don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at stake
00:33:24don't worry i got this
00:33:29it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:33:40lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:33:48are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not
00:33:52if you save my son i'll give you everything
00:34:03i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:34:10i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:34:14prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait what what for don't listen
00:34:20listen to her she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off
00:34:26of her firstly this is called greatness secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you
00:34:34couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character what did you just call me there's a man's life at
00:34:43stake here and you're standing in my way don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:34:50now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon oh
00:34:56yeah
00:34:57yeah you want to see real pain where's the dog well put down the dog with pleasure
00:35:23you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:35:29she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
00:35:37lives but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the
00:35:44queen of medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course i've saved entire
00:35:49civilizations with my antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:36:11why is she spitting blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even
00:36:16the grim reaper can't get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice
00:36:23this isn't fatal she'll live but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked
00:36:29for jacuzzi is ready right this way wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say you
00:36:35want
00:36:36your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my way every
00:36:41second
00:36:41counts let's go for a dip shall we general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the
00:36:53nation are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there
00:37:01alone if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in
00:37:08all right but i warn you no funny business
00:37:43so
00:37:51so
00:38:13You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there
00:38:15with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:38:18Exactly!
00:38:19What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:38:21She could blackmail you for millions.
00:38:25That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:38:27And then the Armstrong family will be the laughing stock of the nation, held for ransom
00:38:32by a homeless woman.
00:38:34Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:38:36We have to have faith.
00:38:38Where did you actually find this little life?
00:38:41Uh, on the streets.
00:38:45Are you shitting me?
00:38:47You found this bomb on the streets?
00:38:49Are you nuts?
00:38:50You don't know her.
00:38:51You don't know her background.
00:38:52She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:38:54That is it, General.
00:38:55You have to go in and stop this now!
00:38:57You're right.
00:38:58That's it.
00:38:58I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:39:00James, let's go.
00:39:02Yes, sir.
00:39:05Oh my...
00:39:20Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:39:24Please save my child.
00:39:42Rod of a sepulius.
00:39:43Rod of a sepulius.
00:39:43Rod of a sepulius.
00:39:48I'm leaving.
00:39:51Let's go.
00:39:57Please save my child.
00:40:01I'm leaving.
00:40:01I'm leaving.
00:40:02Oh, my.
00:40:05Pepper.
00:40:06I'm leaving.
00:40:06I'm leaving.
00:40:07No, my.
00:40:10Rage.
00:40:10Please! She is the healer goddess!
00:40:13No, please! Don't call me about it.
00:40:17I'm just glad I could help.
00:40:23Here you go, miss.
00:40:25Thank you!
00:40:27Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:40:32in need?
00:40:44You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:40:50run!
00:40:53Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:41:03Right rewrites the wrong.
00:41:07Rejuvenate.
00:41:12See? Good as the day you came kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:41:18Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:41:35Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:41:39We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:41:44Be Lysander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:41:50He's so hot!
00:41:52Does he come with the money?
00:41:53Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:41:56Money, fame, power. It's all yours.
00:42:04Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:42:06Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:42:10Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:42:14Grandma!
00:42:15Grandma!
00:42:15I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:42:18Grandma?
00:42:20Grandma.
00:42:21When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:42:24I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:42:27And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:42:33Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:42:40You're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:42:45No!
00:42:54Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:42:57Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:43:01Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:43:04The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:43:09What? Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:43:13Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:43:16I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:43:19Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:43:24Can you do that?
00:43:25I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:43:29Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:43:31Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:43:36Hold still.
00:43:43What? My migraine's gone.
00:43:46Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:43:49Come on. Come on.
00:44:04How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:44:10I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:44:13Heard you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:44:16Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:44:22I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:44:43I have no clue what this is.
00:44:45I have no clue what this is.
00:44:56I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:45:04I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:45:09He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:45:11Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:45:18Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:45:24If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:45:29Who?
00:45:33The goddess of healing.
00:45:36Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess.
00:45:40That's correct. Her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto.
00:45:48It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:45:53She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:45:58If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:46:04bankrupt.
00:46:05I will find her. James, come.
00:46:08Put out a bounty.
00:46:10To the entire world.
00:46:11Whoever finds the goddess healer will give her five million dollars.
00:46:16There's no need.
00:46:31I'll save your son.
00:46:33Who the hell is she?
00:46:34Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:46:37She's gonna save your brother?
00:46:38Don't be ridiculous.
00:46:40How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:46:44Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:46:48She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:46:51Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:46:54I bet it has fleas.
00:46:56That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:47:00Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:47:07Don't touch him.
00:47:10They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:47:16So step aside.
00:47:18I'll take it from here.
00:47:19Could you hold this?
00:47:20Oh, you're not gonna touch my son.
00:47:24I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:47:28I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:47:31I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:47:36Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some.
00:47:41A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:47:47Ew! Disgusting.
00:47:49Go back to being a prostitute.
00:47:51Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now. Let's go.
00:47:56If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:48:03Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and no fail.
00:48:08Maybe we should give her a try?
00:48:11You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:48:14All right, I'll give you a shot. But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's
00:48:21head mounted on my wall.
00:48:23Is that any way to ask for help?
00:48:26You'd be blessed to have me.
00:48:28And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:48:31But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:48:36Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:48:39No, Miss Trixie. My brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
00:48:45Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:48:50My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:48:55Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:49:00Who says I want to marry him?
00:49:02As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:49:08Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her. I mean, look at her.
00:49:12Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:49:17Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:49:22Continue wasting your time.
00:49:24But I'm saving this patient.
00:49:36Okay!
00:49:39What's happening?
00:49:40What are we doing?
00:49:51Oh!
00:49:52What the hell are you doing?
00:49:54I knew she was a perv!
00:49:56She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:49:59Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:50:03Are you insane? Security, smash her face in for licking my son!
00:50:07What?
00:50:08He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:50:15Yeah, right! I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!
00:50:19Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:50:22I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:50:26And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:50:33This?
00:50:40It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:50:43What?
00:50:45So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is, what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:50:51Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:50:56I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have
00:51:02studied for years?
00:51:04We are all certified.
00:51:06But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:51:09She's right about everything.
00:51:13Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:51:18And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:51:21Endogenic cryomorphine.
00:51:23Oh.
00:51:23And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:51:25Because I just discovered it.
00:51:28This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:51:32The chances are a billion to one.
00:51:34A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:51:36But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:51:41What a bunch of baloney.
00:51:43I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:51:48Precisely.
00:51:48You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:51:51You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:51:56I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:52:00Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:52:03And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing if you can't
00:52:10wake him up.
00:52:11Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:52:14Oh, yeah.
00:52:15If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:52:21back.
00:52:22Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:52:26What is that supposed to mean?
00:52:27It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:52:34Then let's have a bet.
00:52:36If you can't heal him, you'll break your hands.
00:52:41And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:52:47These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:52:51You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:52:55Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:52:58There's too many lives at stake.
00:53:02Don't worry. I got this.
00:53:06It's a deal.
00:53:08I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:53:11No one is dying on my watch.
00:53:18Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:53:25Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:53:29Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:53:41I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:53:44I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:53:47I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:53:52Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:53:55Wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:53:57Don't listen to her.
00:53:59She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:54:04Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:54:08Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:54:15What? Did you just call me?
00:54:19There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:54:24Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:54:28Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:54:34Oh yeah? You want to see real pain? Where's the dog? Well put down the dog!
00:54:39With pleasure.
00:54:55Left, leave the wrong breath.
00:55:02You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:55:07She's been poisoned!
00:55:09It was her!
00:55:10Do you see any poison on me?
00:55:13Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:55:19This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:55:22Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:55:24Of course.
00:55:26I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:55:29If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:55:49Why is she spitting blood?
00:55:50This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:55:52I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:55:55Angel herbalist.
00:55:56This is what I call...
00:55:59Malpractice.
00:56:01This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:56:03But she deserves a little punishment.
00:56:05Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:56:07Jacuzzi is ready?
00:56:09Right this way.
00:56:10Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What the hell is going on?
00:56:13You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:56:17Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:56:21Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:56:26General Armstrong,
00:56:27your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:56:32Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:56:36Hold on. You two are going in there alone?
00:56:39If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:56:45All right, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:56:50Let's go.
00:56:55Let's go.
00:57:08Let's go.
00:57:10Let's go.
00:57:11Let's go.
00:57:12Let's go.
00:57:13Let's go.
00:57:13Let's go.
00:57:15Let's go.
00:57:16Let's go.
00:57:17Let's go.
00:57:18Let's go.
00:57:19Let's go.
00:57:20Let's go.
00:57:51You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:57:56Exactly!
00:57:56What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:57:59She could blackmail you for millions.
00:58:02That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:58:04And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation, held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:58:11Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:58:14We have to have faith.
00:58:16Where did you actually find this little life?
00:58:19Uh, on the streets?
00:58:23Are you shitting me?
00:58:25You found this bum on the streets?
00:58:27Are you nuts?
00:58:28You don't know her.
00:58:29You don't know her background.
00:58:30She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:58:32That is it, General.
00:58:33You have to go in and stop this now!
00:58:35You're right.
00:58:35That's it.
00:58:36I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:58:38James, let's go.
00:58:39Yes, sir.
00:58:42Oh, my God!
00:58:48Oh!
00:58:58Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:59:02Please save my child.
00:59:19Rod of a sepulis!
00:59:21Rod of a sepulis!
00:59:38Rejuvenate.
00:59:47Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:59:51No, please. Don't call me about it. I'm just glad I could help.
01:00:01Here you go, miss.
01:00:05Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
01:00:09in need?
01:00:22You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
01:00:27run!
01:00:31Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
01:00:40Right rewrites the wrong.
01:00:45Rejuvenate.
01:00:49See? Good as the day you came kicking out of your mother's womb.
01:00:55Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
01:01:07Hey, hey, hey!
01:01:10Hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:01:12Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years. We have no idea what the illness is.
01:01:19If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
01:01:22Be Lysander Armstrong!
01:01:23His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
01:01:27He's so hot! Does he come with the money?
01:01:31Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
01:01:34Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
01:01:42Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
01:01:44Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
01:01:48Oh, I have another call coming in.
01:01:51Grandma!
01:01:52I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
01:01:56Grandma?
01:01:57Grandma.
01:01:58When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
01:02:02I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
01:02:05And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
01:02:11Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
01:02:18We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
01:02:22No!
01:02:31Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
01:02:35Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
01:02:39Grant me a wish? That's you can barely feed yourself.
01:02:42The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
01:02:46What? Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine. Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been
01:02:53doing that?
01:02:54I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
01:02:57Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
01:03:02I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
01:03:07Cleo, stay right here for a second.
01:03:09Don't go too far, Cleo.
01:03:14Hold still.
01:03:22My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
01:03:27Come on. Come on.
01:03:28Oh!
01:03:42How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
01:03:48I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
01:03:50Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
01:03:53Don't worry, General. I'm the Angel Herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
01:04:00I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
01:04:21I have no clue what this is.
01:04:24Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
01:04:30That's why we saved the best for last.
01:04:32Me, the witch doctor.
01:04:34I'll save your son, Lysander.
01:04:46He's not budging. There's no movement.
01:04:49Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
01:04:55Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed!
01:05:02If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
01:05:07Who?
01:05:10The goddess of healing.
01:05:14Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess you.
01:05:18That's correct. Her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto.
01:05:26It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
01:05:31She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
01:05:36If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
01:05:42bankrupt.
01:05:43I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
01:05:49Whoever finds the goddess healer will give her five million dollars.
01:05:53There's no need.
01:06:08I'll save your son.
01:06:11Who the hell is she?
01:06:12Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
01:06:14She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
01:06:18How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
01:06:21Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
01:06:25She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
01:06:29Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
01:06:32I bet it has fleas.
01:06:34That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
01:06:38Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
01:06:45Don't touch him.
01:06:48They say don't judge a book by its cover.
01:06:50But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
01:06:54So step aside.
01:06:55I'll take it from here.
01:06:57Could you hold this?
01:06:59Ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:07:00You're not gonna touch my son.
01:07:02I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
01:07:05I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
01:07:08I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
01:07:14Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
01:07:19A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
01:07:25Ew!
01:07:26Disgusting.
01:07:27Go back to being a prostitute.
01:07:29Security!
01:07:30Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
01:07:33Let's go.
01:07:34If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
01:07:41Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
01:07:46Maybe we should give her a try?
01:07:48You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
01:07:52Alright, I'll give you a shot.
01:07:54But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
01:08:01Is that any way to ask for help?
01:08:03You'd be blessed to have me.
01:08:06And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
01:08:09But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
01:08:13Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
01:08:16No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
01:08:22Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
01:08:28My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:08:32Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
01:08:37Who says I want to marry him?
01:08:39As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum
01:08:45like you.
01:08:46Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
01:08:49I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up,
01:08:52you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
01:08:55Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
01:09:00Continue wasting your time. But I'm saving this patient.
01:09:13Oh, okay. What's happening? What are we doing?
01:09:29What the hell are you doing?
01:09:32I knew she was a perv!
01:09:34She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
01:09:37Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
01:09:40Are you insane? Security, smash her face in for licking my son!
01:09:45He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called
01:09:51endogenic cryomorphy.
01:09:52Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
01:09:57Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
01:10:00I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
01:10:04And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
01:10:11This?
01:10:18Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
01:10:21What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
01:10:27THE rod of a sepulius?
01:10:29Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
01:10:34I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery,
01:10:37what is the point as of doctors who have studied for years?
01:10:42We are all certified.
01:10:44But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
01:10:47She's right about everything.
01:10:51Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
01:10:55And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
01:10:59Endogenic cryomorphine.
01:11:01Oh.
01:11:01And of course none of you have heard of it.
01:11:03Because I just discovered it.
01:11:05This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
01:11:10The chances are a billion to one.
01:11:12A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
01:11:14But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
01:11:19What a bunch of baloney.
01:11:21I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
01:11:25Precisely.
01:11:26You are just a scamming prostitute.
01:11:29You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
01:11:34I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
01:11:38Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
01:11:41And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
01:11:45which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
01:11:49Is that supposed to be a challenge?
01:11:51Oh, yeah.
01:11:53If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
01:11:57I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
01:12:00Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
01:12:04What is that supposed to mean?
01:12:05It means you're being schooled by me.
01:12:07And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
01:12:11Then let's have a bet.
01:12:13If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
01:12:19And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
01:12:25These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
01:12:29You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
01:12:32Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
01:12:36There's too many lives at stake.
01:12:40Don't worry. I got this.
01:12:44It's a deal.
01:12:46I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
01:12:48No one is dying on my watch.
01:12:56Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
01:13:03Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
01:13:06Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
01:13:19I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
01:13:22I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
01:13:25I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
01:13:29Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
01:13:33Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
01:13:34Don't listen to her.
01:13:37She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
01:13:42Firstly, this is called greatness.
01:13:45Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
01:13:53What? Did you just call me?
01:13:57There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
01:14:02Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
01:14:05Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
01:14:12Oh yeah?
01:14:12Yeah, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
01:14:15Well, put down the dog!
01:14:16With pleasure.
01:14:33Left leaves the wrong breath.
01:14:39You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
01:14:44She's been poisoned!
01:14:47It was her!
01:14:48Do you see any poison on me?
01:14:51Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
01:14:57This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
01:15:00Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
01:15:02Of course.
01:15:03I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
01:15:07If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me.
01:15:26Why is she spitting blood?
01:15:28This wasn't supposed to happen!
01:15:30I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
01:15:34This is what I call malpractice.
01:15:38This isn't fatal. She'll live.
01:15:41But she deserves a little punishment.
01:15:43Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
01:15:45Jacuzzi is ready?
01:15:46Right this way.
01:15:47Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:15:49What the hell is going on?
01:15:50You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
01:15:54Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
01:15:59Let's go for our dip, shall we?
01:16:04General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
01:16:09Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
01:16:13Hold on. You two are going in there... alone?
01:16:17If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
01:16:24Alright, but I warn you, no funny business.
01:17:11Just try to make her, Hoops and Jay this one's gone.
01:17:11You're good.
01:17:19Just try to divert the world around how lions are.
01:17:21You're going to be avoiding gifts with onlyiez mode yet.
01:17:22There's so many things left out of your life.
01:17:22We're constantly looking at the world instead of Helen,
01:17:23How are you going to keep seeing my life as your son Komami?
01:17:28you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
01:17:33armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
01:17:40that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
01:17:45stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
01:17:52that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life
01:17:58on the streets are you shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know
01:18:06her
01:18:06you don't know her background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to
01:18:11go in and stop this now you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now
01:18:16james let's go yes sir oh my god
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