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00:00:18Please, I just want to go home.
00:00:43Please, I won't help anyone.
00:00:47Please, I won't help anyone.
00:01:21Oh, you're gonna be kidding me.
00:01:52Please, I won't help anyone.
00:02:20Please, I won't help anyone.
00:02:23Please, I won't help anyone.
00:02:47I won't help anyone.
00:02:48I thought I was dreaming.
00:02:50Well, so you've been serving yourself up some awfully vanilla dreams.
00:02:53You deserve cookies and cream.
00:02:56I'm fine.
00:02:57I'm just a little off schedule.
00:02:58Maybe try and grab a power nap after work?
00:03:01We've got that lunch party tonight.
00:03:03Gonna need your charm meter set to a solid 9.8.
00:03:07That's tonight.
00:03:08I was hoping that I could conk out on the couch with a bowl of cornflakes.
00:03:12You're not still moping about what's-his-name, are you?
00:03:15It's been weeks.
00:03:17We need to get you back out there.
00:03:19Please don't make me beg.
00:03:22Fine, you win.
00:03:23You always do.
00:03:24Who knows?
00:03:24You might even meet a celebrity.
00:03:25Isn't that our job?
00:03:27If I'm tired, I'm going home early.
00:03:30Just be ready by 8.
00:03:32You're always late.
00:03:37Jack!
00:03:39Jack!
00:03:40Jack!
00:03:41Jack!
00:03:42Jack!
00:03:42Jack!
00:03:43Jack!
00:03:48Any plans I'm settling down to?
00:03:49Is there someone special in your life?
00:03:51It's nice to see you all, but I can't talk.
00:03:53Beauty calls!
00:03:55Jack!
00:03:55I'm just saying we should take the service entrance.
00:03:58And miss the photo op?
00:03:59No.
00:03:59We mustn't disappoint the public, Tampa.
00:04:01Rule number one when visiting a pool.
00:04:03Every move must be chronicled and whispered of.
00:04:06This is a treasure.
00:04:07And we are the treasure.
00:04:08They're like a pack of bloody hyenas clamoring for the kill.
00:04:10Good.
00:04:11The louder they've got, the more positive of my press.
00:04:14What's next on the bullet?
00:04:15A bunch of vice mayor and city dignitaries.
00:04:18The vice mayor?
00:04:19Hmm.
00:04:20We have a phone interview with Radio France on 4.
00:04:22We can do that from a room if you like.
00:04:24In a gala event, seemingly at the Vanguard Hotel.
00:04:27Keep the interview to skip the gala.
00:04:29I'm feeling a touch of jet lag.
00:04:31It's a launch event for a brand new door, sir.
00:04:33You're the face, if you will.
00:04:35And?
00:04:36They're partnering with one of your top charities
00:04:38and making a hefty public donation.
00:04:42Well, please ensure that my tux is pressed.
00:04:44Already taken care of.
00:04:46Who knows, Taffa?
00:04:47Might not be a complete waste of time.
00:04:49Our market just keeps going.
00:04:52Uh-huh.
00:05:08Um...
00:05:09Uh-huh.
00:05:13I'm late, I know, I apologize, just move past it.
00:05:16Rachel, I've been waiting here for 20 minutes.
00:05:19What did I just say?
00:05:24Don't you look nice?
00:05:25Oh, you look nice, too.
00:05:31Tell me, was it us looking up with that slogan?
00:05:33I heard it was that guy from GRV.
00:05:36I know.
00:05:37Oh, hey, the slogan looks fabulous.
00:05:41Hey, brownie, baby.
00:05:43Part of the job is knowing when to live.
00:05:45I heard it, especially when you're hunting for a promotion.
00:05:51I hope he just walked in.
00:05:53Wait, isn't that Prince Jack, Earl of Northshire,
00:05:56sixth in line to the throne, first in line to my royal watching heart?
00:06:00He is even glossier than his amazing colors.
00:06:03Forget toe chops, they've been toning him down.
00:06:05I didn't think he'd show tonight.
00:06:07He never shows up to these things.
00:06:09Wish me luck.
00:06:10I'm going in.
00:06:11Rachel, you're married.
00:06:13This one's not for me.
00:06:14Oh.
00:06:20Oh, my God.
00:06:39Jack, this is the alluring young lady I was telling you about.
00:06:43I was about Alyssa Banks, Prince Jack, Prince
00:06:45The Exquisite, Alyssa.
00:06:48Charles.
00:06:50Hi.
00:06:52Oops, I just remembered.
00:06:53I left my phone at the coat check.
00:06:55I'll be right back.
00:06:58I'm so sorry about that.
00:07:01I don't know if she thought she was doing me a favor or playing a prank on me.
00:07:04Now, please, no apology necessary.
00:07:06I wish I had a friend around you that speaks so highly of me.
00:07:09Your reputation precedes you.
00:07:11What did she say?
00:07:13I don't know the right things, I assure you.
00:07:15Now, Alyssa,
00:07:16I believe that's from Celtic origin.
00:07:18Really?
00:07:19I thought it's from Who's the Boss?
00:07:21No, actually,
00:07:22my fading memories of Oxford don't deceive me.
00:07:25Alyssa means noble woman in the game of time.
00:07:29Wow.
00:07:30And what does Jack mean in that game of time?
00:07:34Now, that's a very good question.
00:07:37That deserves a fascinating answer.
00:07:38But first,
00:07:40can I get you a drink?
00:07:41Yes, I'd love a drink.
00:07:43Now, unfortunately,
00:07:45all they have is this design of vodka.
00:07:47I complain,
00:07:48but apparently they're making a hefty donation to one of my charities.
00:07:51Unfortunately,
00:07:52I thought it was a talent appropriate
00:07:53to send out all the schools
00:07:54that were under-colded children.
00:07:56But nobody listens to me.
00:07:59Basically,
00:08:00my brother Timothy,
00:08:02he's the businessman.
00:08:03I guess that makes me the rapscally.
00:08:07I'll look at this one.
00:08:09Perfect.
00:08:10Well, thank you for the martini, my friend.
00:08:19So, Alyssa,
00:08:21what brings you here tonight?
00:08:23Well,
00:08:24Jack,
00:08:24my very annoying,
00:08:26pushy,
00:08:26but little-meaning friend,
00:08:28Rachel,
00:08:28who you just met before a band,
00:08:30we represent my friend.
00:08:32Hi, Jack.
00:08:33It's quite nice in society.
00:08:34Do we have a lot of common?
00:08:36I suppose we do, yes.
00:08:40Tell you what,
00:08:42what you meant to me feel about
00:08:43as you're going away from all of this.
00:08:46Cooper.
00:08:49Lisa.
00:08:50I like that.
00:08:52I like that.
00:08:53I like that.
00:08:58You two together,
00:09:00hot babies.
00:09:07So, Alyssa,
00:09:09tell me more about yourself.
00:09:09Well,
00:09:10like I mentioned before,
00:09:12I'm a publicist by trade,
00:09:13working my way to a corner office,
00:09:16and I've spent most of my life in the city.
00:09:19Yeah,
00:09:19it's miraculously unattentious,
00:09:23Yeah,
00:09:24I just got out of a
00:09:26serious,
00:09:26long relationship.
00:09:29My siblings.
00:09:31What went wrong,
00:09:32if you don't mind my arse?
00:09:35We just started jerking the card.
00:09:39And if I'm being honest,
00:09:40one day I came home,
00:09:41and he was in bed with all my clients,
00:09:43and
00:09:44I kind of put a
00:09:45coffee.
00:09:48Cheeky bastard.
00:09:50I'm not sure if cheeky
00:09:52is the word I would use exactly.
00:09:54No,
00:09:54but how short-sighted of him
00:09:55to risk losing someone like you.
00:10:00Well,
00:10:01I seem to have a habit
00:10:02of attracting risk-takers.
00:10:05True love is precious,
00:10:07but it should never be gamble.
00:10:09Sadly,
00:10:10it often takes
00:10:11a broken attitude to learn.
00:10:14Sounds like you've had
00:10:15a few benefits.
00:10:17Yeah,
00:10:18here we both are,
00:10:19back at the table,
00:10:20willing to try our love once again.
00:10:30Right over there.
00:10:31It's my favourite,
00:10:32favourite place to eat.
00:10:33I'm going to have to check it out.
00:10:35Your Highness,
00:10:37it's on we go.
00:10:38Yes.
00:10:40I'm so sorry,
00:10:41but I have a prior engagement
00:10:42that simply cannot be avoided.
00:10:46Can I see you again?
00:10:48Some place quieter,
00:10:49away from all the paparazzi
00:10:51in people.
00:10:54Yeah,
00:10:55I would like that.
00:10:56Splendid.
00:10:58What's the best way
00:10:59to reach you?
00:11:08My number.
00:11:11Nice to meet you, Alyssa.
00:11:13I see what you do, Jack.
00:11:15See you soon.
00:11:38I'll send you her own phone.
00:11:43I know what you can.
00:11:48I'll send you her own phone.
00:11:52There you go.
00:11:54I remember watching the taste
00:11:55of that cheap supper
00:11:56they were serving
00:11:57out of my mouth.
00:11:59I'll see you in the morning.
00:12:00I see you soon.
00:12:05Bye.
00:12:11Bye.
00:12:13Bye.
00:12:14Bye.
00:12:21Bye.
00:12:53What?
00:12:54I'm calling you with a weekly reminder to your brother.
00:12:59I mean, my nurse made that, do you think?
00:13:02Will you send me softly to bed?
00:13:05Have you taken them?
00:13:06Taking what? You don't have to be more precise.
00:13:09Taking my time, taking care, taking all right, uh...
00:13:13Your pills, Jack.
00:13:16Are you taking your pills?
00:13:20Of course I am.
00:13:22Promise me.
00:13:31There you are.
00:13:33In like Lynn. Consider me anesthetized.
00:13:38Thank you, Jack.
00:13:41You know I love you.
00:13:43Susan loves you. Mother loves you.
00:13:46We all miss you.
00:13:48May it be true.
00:14:06I'm calling!
00:14:06I'm taking my pills!
00:14:21I'm taking my pills!
00:14:41I'm wearing people.
00:14:45I'm taking my phew!
00:14:48I'm taking my pills!
00:14:49I'm taking my pills!
00:14:50I'm taking my pills!
00:14:52I'm taking my pills!
00:14:55There's a lady Brownlee beating my drink!
00:16:56Oh.
00:16:56This might seem rather bold of me, but I'm only in town for a while, and I'd quite like to
00:17:02make the most of it.
00:17:03Are you asking me out?
00:17:05I suppose I am.
00:17:08Okay, uh, yeah, let me just check my schedule.
00:17:13Oh, you are in luck.
00:17:15I have a...
00:17:15Sounds like the meal between breakfast and lunch.
00:17:19What are you doing?
00:17:21So, um, when were you thinking?
00:17:25Well, I'll just speak to you.
00:17:27How about now?
00:17:28Excuse me?
00:17:29Look out the front of the desk.
00:17:40Oh, hi!
00:17:43Um, yeah, that sounds great.
00:17:45I will be down in one second.
00:17:48Okay, thank you.
00:17:51Rachel, how does he know where our office is?
00:17:53I'm sure he knows how to use the internet or how to order someone else, too.
00:17:57Oh, but he knows how to give all sorts of interesting commands.
00:18:00Rachel.
00:18:00Go!
00:18:01You've got six more seconds or I'm getting a divorce, learning to slouch, and going down there myself.
00:18:05I slouch?
00:18:06Come?
00:18:07Uh, okay.
00:18:18What?
00:18:22I like your glasses.
00:18:24They help me hide while out in the open, rendering me completely unrecognizable.
00:18:29You disagree?
00:18:30No, not at all.
00:18:32You're like Superman.
00:18:33And Clark Kent.
00:18:35I'll take that as a compliment.
00:18:37Next time I'll wear my cape.
00:18:39That will really complete the look.
00:18:56Enjoying the view?
00:18:57It just feels so strange, being driven around by a prince.
00:19:03Well, just pretend I'm a slightly over-brite chauffeur.
00:19:09I'll try.
00:19:12We're almost there.
00:19:22Is this all for you?
00:19:25Possibly.
00:19:25There might also be a few pop stars laying low by the pool, though.
00:19:30Jack?
00:19:31I'll be here.
00:19:32I'll be here.
00:19:32I'll be here.
00:19:33You should be traveling in the city without a guard, sir.
00:19:36Your brother will not approve.
00:19:37Well, you should do a better job.
00:19:38You can tell me that.
00:19:46Jack, Jack, who's the mystery girl?
00:19:48Jack, please, any comments on the girl?
00:19:56Where is everyone? This place looks deserted.
00:19:58Why, call it a favor. To a job, is it?
00:20:02This is all for us?
00:20:04No more distractions. Just us.
00:20:08Please.
00:20:17What?
00:20:20What about your personal life?
00:20:23It must be hard to find balance.
00:20:25Well, I don't know that I've ever had a personal life.
00:20:28From the moment I was born, I mean the scrutiny.
00:20:31To the public, I'm duty-bound to present a picture of nobility.
00:20:35Step up a limb.
00:20:37The truth is, all families have their problems.
00:20:41It's just that ours, they refer to as scandals.
00:20:44I think I read somewhere, in a tabloid, about a feud with your brother.
00:20:52I don't believe I've ever ruled.
00:20:55No, we have our disagreements, but it's no Game of Thrones.
00:21:00It's mostly just petty arguments, who gets to sit in front of the family portraits, who gets to use a
00:21:06witch vacation house, stupid gossip, things like that.
00:21:09Hmm, so that means you don't have a dragon.
00:21:12Oh, yeah, I'll cut it off.
00:21:14It must be so fascinating to be a part of such a history.
00:21:18I can barely trace my family past my great-grandmother.
00:21:22Sometimes tradition is a trap.
00:21:25At the moment, I'm not sure what book is somewhat lies ahead of me.
00:21:34Can I tell you a secret?
00:21:37Yes.
00:21:38I am a PR.
00:21:40Gossip is my trade.
00:21:42Well.
00:21:57I think you seem to be the same with me.
00:22:02Can I share a couple of them?
00:22:03I love this.
00:22:05Want champagne?
00:22:06Oh, no, I shouldn't.
00:22:09I'm starting to feel a little, um...
00:22:12Uh, bubbly.
00:22:13This is a bad thing?
00:22:14That depends.
00:22:15What?
00:22:16Maybe you like bubbles.
00:22:21Yeah, where is the bathroom?
00:22:25It's just down the hall.
00:22:27It's half all shade.
00:22:37And the hall on the left.
00:22:39Thanks.
00:23:06Can I help you?
00:23:08Just checking in.
00:23:11Is it a little tougher?
00:23:16She seems like a very nice girl, sir.
00:23:20Don't they all?
00:23:25Well, this has been really wonderful, but I should be getting back to work.
00:23:29Well, so soon?
00:23:31Well, we've been here for hours.
00:23:35It's just, there was one more thing I meant to show you.
00:23:39Is it a dragon?
00:23:42Close.
00:23:44Please.
00:23:45Do it as long.
00:23:49Right this way.
00:23:55You have got to be kidding me.
00:23:57You're not afraid of horses, are you?
00:23:59No, I adore horses.
00:24:01Good.
00:24:01Well done.
00:24:13This is so beautiful.
00:24:15I thought you were going.
00:24:18I only wish I didn't have to leave so soon.
00:24:21You're leaving?
00:24:22When?
00:24:22A few days, son.
00:24:24Back to North Street.
00:24:25Beauty, please.
00:24:30I want you to come.
00:24:32Jack.
00:24:34Don't you want to?
00:24:35I got you.
00:24:36We only just left.
00:24:38Is there someone else?
00:24:39No, no.
00:24:40It's nothing like that.
00:24:42Look, I would love to share an adventure with you, but I can't just utterly my whole life
00:24:46at a moment's notice.
00:24:47But listen, let me scream.
00:24:49Let me help you take a break from all that for a while.
00:24:53I really like you, Jack.
00:24:55But like I told you, I just got out of a long relationship.
00:24:59So there is someone else?
00:25:00No, there isn't, I swear.
00:25:02I just promised myself that I would take things slow.
00:25:07And taking a flight across the Atlantic is just a bit too fast.
00:25:12I'm sorry I didn't get on the pressure.
00:25:16Nonsense.
00:25:17The only strength in my resolve.
00:25:22Driver, take us back.
00:25:37Oh, good to see you.
00:25:39That was so fun.
00:25:41Yes, it was.
00:25:43Now, Taffa's going to take you home.
00:25:45I actually have a call I need to attend to.
00:25:47Oh, okay.
00:25:49Not very used to that.
00:25:53Take care of her.
00:25:54Yes, sir.
00:26:02We've arrived, miss.
00:26:09Oh, thank you.
00:26:13It's Taffa, right?
00:26:16That's right.
00:26:18Apologies if I'm overstepping.
00:26:21It seems to really like Jack.
00:26:24Yeah, I do.
00:26:25Yeah, I do.
00:26:26Yeah, I do.
00:26:26Is that all right?
00:26:28Of course.
00:26:28It's, uh...
00:26:31You should know there's a lot of extra baggage that goes along with a person in this Lord's position.
00:26:35And it's, uh, not for everyone.
00:26:39I'm not really sure if you're giving me warning or offering me advice.
00:26:43No, I'm nothing right, miss.
00:26:47Just make sure we keep your head about you.
00:26:50I'm getting dazzled by the dudes.
00:26:53Thanks.
00:26:59Thanks.
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00:27:15Thanks.
00:27:44Thank you, Jesus.
00:28:13Thank you, Jesus.
00:28:16There was no ball, there was no giant pumpkin, no glass slippers.
00:28:21Is that still reason enough to marry him?
00:28:25Did you kiss?
00:28:27Oh my God, I bet his breath smells like mint julep.
00:28:30Was there any tongue?
00:28:31A little.
00:28:33And then you left?
00:28:35You left his site?
00:28:36Well, I had a late meeting with Thompson Management.
00:28:38What?
00:28:38I would have covered for you.
00:28:40I needed the commission.
00:28:41Melissa, if I were you, I'd already be back at his hotel.
00:28:47Okay.
00:28:53Unbelievable.
00:29:02Sir, I...
00:29:06What phone are you joking on?
00:29:08Spit it out?
00:29:12Are you feeling all right?
00:29:14Peachy.
00:29:16I haven't seen you take your meds recently.
00:29:19Timothy has raised concerns.
00:29:23Oh, are you here to diagnose me?
00:29:25Should I open up and say ah?
00:29:29I'm no doctor, but I do have the ear of the role of physician.
00:29:33Who informed us unequivocally how dangerous it is to taper off unsupervised.
00:29:37I'm getting obsessive again, sir.
00:29:39Taper your job is to protect me.
00:29:40You have to patronize me.
00:29:40So go.
00:29:41Leave my side.
00:29:45I said...
00:29:46Go!
00:30:41Look at this.
00:30:47Rachel, oh my god.
00:30:49According to the press, you're a half-goldy locks, a half-gold digger.
00:30:53The poor wrong girl with the right rich guy.
00:30:55Only interested in the family jewels.
00:30:58This is so not good.
00:30:59Are you serious? This is awesome.
00:31:01No one cares what they write in those blooms. You're famous.
00:31:04I never wanted to be famous.
00:31:06I just wanted a nice guy to cuddle up with on a rainy day.
00:31:09Well, that's basically what you've got, except this one can night people.
00:31:13Or is that just the queen?
00:31:14No, no, no.
00:31:15When you're seeing him again.
00:31:17Well, I didn't mention about flying back home to close up some country chateau for the season.
00:31:22Back to some isolated estate in the English countryside.
00:31:25Sounds like a fairy tale.
00:31:27Tell me you invited you.
00:31:29I mean, we might attend to that.
00:31:32Okay, I am booking you for a touch-up with my stylist tomorrow morning.
00:31:36Nothing fancy, just a rinse and some thermal skin rejuvenation.
00:31:40Okay, Rachel, no, I'm not...
00:31:42No nose, this one's on me.
00:31:53Not today, I am.
00:31:56Not today.
00:31:56Not today, I am.
00:32:06Hello?
00:32:07Alyssa, hey.
00:32:09Uh, I was just, uh, you know, wondering how you've been.
00:32:13I'm doing good, thanks, Chuck.
00:32:15Great, great.
00:32:16Um, I was just, you know, reaching out and, well, we didn't really end on the best term.
00:32:23And, uh, I just wanted to let you know that I still care about you.
00:32:28And I don't want to lose you from my life.
00:32:30Well, you kind of made that choice for the both of us.
00:32:33I'm not trying to excuse any of my behavior.
00:32:34Good. I'm glad we're on the same page.
00:32:38I was just hoping that maybe we could meet for a coffee or something soon.
00:32:42Um, catch up a little?
00:32:45Shouldn't you be busy with your new girlfriend?
00:32:48Not like that, Alyssa.
00:32:50I'd just like to see you.
00:32:53Something serious?
00:32:55Talk things out?
00:32:57I don't know, I'm pretty busy.
00:33:00Please, um, just one conversation?
00:33:07Okay.
00:33:07I don't know, maybe we could meet for coffee sometime, yeah.
00:33:11That sounds nice.
00:33:13Okay, well, I have to go.
00:33:15Okay, great.
00:33:17Um, talk soon.
00:33:19Bye.
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00:33:53Bye.
00:33:53Bye.
00:33:54Bye.
00:33:55Bye.
00:33:55Bye.
00:33:55Bye.
00:33:57Bye.
00:33:58Bye.
00:33:58Bye.
00:34:12hello please come downstairs let me take you to dinner what i can't wait to see you here now
00:34:23i don't know chuck it didn't take too much
00:34:26just come talk to me
00:34:31okay fine but i'm not going to dinner with you i'll take it i'll be waiting for you down here
00:34:53hey chuck
00:34:55do i know you aren't you
00:35:24i come from a little line of conquerors chuck
00:35:26you may seem like a lot of pomp and circus art now but i assure you
00:35:32our origins are carnage incarnate
00:35:35you will weaken my total instinct
00:35:38she's mine
00:35:59i don't know what game you think you're playing but it's not funny
00:36:03don't bother calling me back
00:36:04this is a mistake
00:36:06this is a mistake
00:36:08this is a mistake
00:36:28really
00:36:41Jack?
00:36:44How did you find me?
00:36:47All of my heart.
00:36:50What is this?
00:36:52Just a token of my devotion.
00:36:57I know we've only just met.
00:37:00I know this may seem reckless.
00:37:03But I can't stop thinking about you.
00:37:06Come back with my Tim Moore shirt.
00:37:08My family has a getaway there.
00:37:10It's quaint away from the press, the cameras.
00:37:14It will be just us.
00:37:18So I can show you the truth of me.
00:37:24I am really flattered I am, but I have a job and I have responsibilities.
00:37:28Well I already took a new team calling your co-worker Rachel.
00:37:33She's agreed to come for you.
00:37:35You spoke to Rachel?
00:37:37No.
00:37:39Just for a few days.
00:37:43Okay.
00:37:44Yes.
00:37:44No.
00:37:46No.
00:37:46No.
00:37:57No.
00:37:59No.
00:38:00No.
00:38:07No.
00:38:08I don't think it happened.
00:38:09No worries.
00:38:14Of course.
00:38:16Is this all for us?
00:38:18Well, of course.
00:38:20And there's plenty of champagne on the board.
00:38:22Ooh.
00:38:23After you.
00:38:52You can call this quaint.
00:38:53This is where you live, or are you taking me on a museum tour?
00:38:57Not live.
00:38:59Summary.
00:38:59In America, I suppose you could go into the conch.
00:39:08You have horses?
00:39:09Once upon a time.
00:39:11They're all gone now, along with the star.
00:39:13Now it's a death trap.
00:39:15Waiting for our school.
00:39:16We stay clear of it.
00:39:18Gotcha.
00:39:24Wow.
00:39:25Wow.
00:39:25I don't know.
00:40:10Brian Baird used to take us here to go hunting when we were kids.
00:40:14Hasn't gotten much use since he passed.
00:40:17Of course, unfortunately, ages ago.
00:40:18It's so beautiful.
00:40:22Yes, it is.
00:40:26Come, this way.
00:40:35This is amazing.
00:40:38I'll leave you to settle in.
00:40:42Perhaps a cocktail later on, sir.
00:40:45Sounds adorable.
00:40:46Splendid.
00:40:55Wow.
00:41:02Thanks for listening.
00:43:39Sorry, I didn't mean to start with you.
00:43:41I came to fetch you for that drink.
00:43:47Is everything all right?
00:43:51Are we planning on wearing that?
00:43:52Does that happen?
00:43:54Oh, I got distracted, but I found something.
00:44:29What did you find?
00:44:34You're doing great.
00:44:49You're doing great.
00:44:54You're doing great.
00:44:56Please.
00:44:56Join her.
00:45:06To transatlantic travel and life's grand adventure.
00:45:11Do adventure.
00:45:18I cannot believe that you grew up here.
00:45:21Running these halls.
00:45:23They're such opulence.
00:45:25My childhood was spent exploring a 20 by 20 foot backyard in the suburbs.
00:45:32Growing up, I had no idea how ostentatious all this was.
00:45:37I just thought of it as home.
00:45:40Truth be told, I spent a lot of learning hours out here.
00:45:44Out hiding in the woods.
00:45:46No one searching for me.
00:45:48No one willing to play my games.
00:45:51I don't believe you.
00:45:53I bet you were the most popular guy in school.
00:45:56Ha!
00:45:58You're thinking, Timothy.
00:46:00No, I was the, uh, the shy one prone to poetry and mood swings.
00:46:05I only blossomed later on.
00:46:06A hard-fought climb.
00:46:10And what made you change?
00:46:15Change?
00:46:16For heaven's sake, I wasn't about to change.
00:46:19To suit the whims of all.
00:46:22You know.
00:46:24What I finally learned to do.
00:46:26A man of complicated desires.
00:46:29What desires?
00:46:33A mutual.
00:46:41Am I boring you?
00:46:44Oh, no.
00:46:46I'm just adjusting to the time change and possibly it could be all this for most.
00:46:55Why don't we cool this night?
00:46:57I'm sure you'll be right as rain in the morning.
00:46:59No, we're having so much fun.
00:47:02We have all the time in the world.
00:47:05I'll walk you to your room.
00:47:07Above all else, I'm a gentleman.
00:47:23Thank you for a wonderful evening.
00:47:26It was just the beginning.
00:47:31Well.
00:47:34Until tomorrow.
00:47:37Tomorrow.
00:47:39We have adventure.
00:47:43But we do.
00:47:45If we, I'm
00:47:47walking across the map.
00:47:53You're missing out until the game comes soon.
00:47:54What?
00:47:55I hated you for playingingouses.
00:47:59The Ralph.
00:48:00If you would manage to be a very good game,
00:48:00Or over you and I'm worried someone and keep asking you that,
00:48:05Come on.
00:49:41Jack?
00:49:54Hello?
00:49:55Hello?
00:50:00Now, which way to the kitchen?
00:50:07Can I help you, miss?
00:50:09Oh, yeah, hi.
00:50:10I'm trying to find a kitchen.
00:50:12I wanted to make Jack some breakfast.
00:50:16Oh, is that the way that we came in?
00:50:18Sorry, this place is one big maze and all the doors seem to be locked.
00:50:23Colleges.
00:50:24Some of these old doors still have automatic locking mechanisms, a security measure from
00:50:28the wars.
00:50:31In case the villagers rose up and attempted a coup.
00:50:34Oh, right.
00:50:36I haven't had the chance to stop the kitchen yet.
00:50:39Is there anything you need?
00:50:41You have only to ask.
00:50:42Well, is Jack out?
00:50:44Well, the prince is notoriously late-wise, huh?
00:50:47Well, that's too bad.
00:50:48It's such a beautiful morning.
00:50:50I wanted to go on a walk.
00:50:53If you like, miss, there's a pub not far from here.
00:50:56I just have a mean devil kidney, I'm told.
00:51:01Yeah, tell me more.
00:51:03Well, I'll call you a man.
00:51:11Word of warning there.
00:51:12Mind you, don't stretch the path.
00:51:15It's easy to get lost around these paths.
00:51:20Okay, so which way do I go?
00:51:22You can sure go.
00:51:23Okay.
00:51:24Okay, so.
00:51:26Okay.
00:51:40Okay.
00:52:12Good morning.
00:52:13Bit early for a pint, isn't it?
00:52:15You wouldn't happen to have working Wi-Fi by chance.
00:52:18We do.
00:52:19So, 7254.
00:52:21Perfect.
00:52:21Thanks.
00:52:243, 5, 4.
00:52:27Great.
00:52:28I will take a coffee, please.
00:52:30One coffee.
00:52:32Okay.
00:52:33Okay.
00:52:35Okay.
00:52:57You are staying in town, then?
00:53:00Yeah, um, I'm staying at the estate, up the road.
00:53:03So, you're staying with the royals?
00:53:06Yeah, I probably shouldn't mention that.
00:53:09He really likes his privacy.
00:53:11I'd be wary, miss.
00:53:12I were you.
00:53:14Some strange stories from that place.
00:53:16What do you mean?
00:53:18Well, it's beautiful.
00:53:22I'm sorry.
00:53:24I'm so sorry.
00:53:24No worries.
00:53:26I'll fetch another.
00:53:27Um, no.
00:53:29No, that's okay.
00:53:29I, I, I, I should be going.
00:53:53Where are you, my sweetie?
00:54:11Timmy.
00:54:14Of course.
00:54:16Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:28Timothy!
00:54:29Jack!
00:54:30I didn't, uh, know you were coming.
00:54:32The press has laid siege to Kensington.
00:54:35I thought this might be a more peaceful setting for Susan and the kids.
00:54:38I trust we're not intruding.
00:54:41No, your timing is impeccable as always.
00:54:43Taffer and I were just about to go hunting.
00:54:45I thought you had to stop after that Peter campaign.
00:54:48Water under the bridge.
00:54:49Susan, look.
00:54:51My brother's here.
00:54:52Hello, Jack.
00:54:53This is a surprise.
00:54:54Hi, Uncle Jack!
00:54:55Hello.
00:54:56Uh, yes.
00:54:57Apologies for the scheduling snafu.
00:54:59Who I didn't realize you were planning on using the estate.
00:55:01Well, we're happy to have you here.
00:55:03The more the merrier.
00:55:05Actually, I was just about to depart.
00:55:08My companion and I were going to tour the countryside.
00:55:10Huh?
00:55:11She's American.
00:55:12Ah, of course.
00:55:14Children?
00:55:15Let's get washed up and settled.
00:55:18Jack, where has all the staff gone?
00:55:20I sent them home in advance.
00:55:22I thought it might be nice to spend some time alone for a change.
00:55:26Right.
00:55:27Just you and your companion and Taffer.
00:55:30How grand.
00:55:32Indeed.
00:55:32I guess you'll have to carry your own bags.
00:55:35Right.
00:56:29I guess you'll have to carry your own bags.
00:58:01You've been gone a long mile.
00:58:03The prince will be worried.
00:58:06Let's not keep his highness waiting.
00:59:05Alyssa, can I come in?
00:59:07Yeah, just one second.
00:59:12I missed you this morning.
00:59:14Oh, um, I went on a walk.
00:59:16I was looking for you.
00:59:19Well, this dress belongs to my mother, but I thought it might suit to you.
00:59:28Are you going somewhere?
00:59:30Oh, um, no.
00:59:32Just needs to be organizing.
00:59:35Well, Taffa told me you did some exploring today.
00:59:38Find anything interesting?
00:59:41Not really.
00:59:46I've been thinking of you.
00:59:51Is everything all right?
00:59:54You're shaking like a lamp?
00:59:59No, just a draughty in here.
01:00:03Perhaps you dressed inappropriately on your little excursions today.
01:00:07Caught yourself in a chill.
01:00:10Yeah.
01:00:11That must be it.
01:00:15Well, when you're ready, Taffa will be just outside the door.
01:00:20Uh, ready for what?
01:00:22Supper, of course.
01:00:23Supper, of course.
01:00:24My brother has paid us an unexpected visit.
01:00:27It's my chance to show you off.
01:00:30Your brother is here?
01:00:32The heir apparent himself.
01:00:34See you soon.
01:00:36See you soon.
01:00:45See you soon.
01:01:06Will your friends still be joining us, Jack?
01:01:08Or should we get started with angels?
01:01:11She's coming.
01:01:12I'm sure she just wants to look perfect.
01:01:14You know how intimidating he can be for the lower class.
01:01:17It's happening with royalty, Jack.
01:01:19He's just trying to get a rise out of us, darling.
01:01:22Ignore him.
01:01:23I, for one, am famished.
01:01:26Ah, here we are.
01:01:33Smile, dear.
01:01:34Remember me, all that?
01:01:37Timothy, it's my pleasure to introduce you to my friend, Alyssa.
01:01:42Alyssa?
01:01:43That's my brother, Timothy.
01:01:44His lovely wife is charmed.
01:01:47That's such a lovely gal.
01:01:48Oh, thank you so much.
01:01:50It's really nice to meet you both.
01:01:52No chef on staff this evening, so I took the liberty of preparing my semi-famous stew and dumplings.
01:01:58Everyone, dig in.
01:01:59Yes, apologies for the fair.
01:02:01We don't always eat like kings.
01:02:04So, how long have you two been dating?
01:02:06Not long.
01:02:07It's been sort of a will and romance.
01:02:10Where did you meet?
01:02:11At an event in New York.
01:02:13Does your friend speak for herself, Jack, or are you just practicing your ventriloquist hand?
01:02:19Um, Jack is right.
01:02:21It really was love, that first sight.
01:02:25Hey!
01:02:26Mum!
01:02:27She took the tablet and she won't give it back!
01:02:30And it's my birthday!
01:02:32Can we please go one day without an episode?
01:02:37No, you both have one.
01:02:39Password is 1192.
01:02:42Children!
01:02:45Such a little miracle parenthood.
01:02:48Maybe one day I'll be lucky enough to find out for myself.
01:02:55Melissa, are you okay?
01:02:57Yes, I just have a pain in my stomach.
01:03:01Would you excuse me?
01:03:03Of course.
01:03:04Just down the hall, until you're right.
01:03:43Please, help me.
01:03:46Go, please.
01:03:51This was extremely ill-advised.
01:03:56What is going on here?
01:03:59Am I a prisoner?
01:04:02Please, just open the door and you will never hear from me again.
01:04:07We both know that I can't handle this.
01:04:11Once the prince has seen his brother off, he will explain everything.
01:04:17Please.
01:04:20Please, just let me go, please.
01:04:22Please, let me go, please.
01:04:26I'm no ally to you, Miss.
01:04:30My loyalty is to the crown.
01:04:50She seems quite nice, if a trifle soft-spoken.
01:04:53Do you imagine this one might linger a while?
01:04:56What is that supposed to mean?
01:04:58I think what it really means is it would be nice for you to finally settle down, Jack.
01:05:02Perhaps provide your nieces and nephews some cousins to play with.
01:05:05Settle down to a life of weaned food from the backs of Bendis?
01:05:09Please, just run me through now.
01:05:12You can spend your duties all you like, Jack, but you won't turn your back on this family.
01:05:17I won't allow it.
01:05:20You think you have a choice?
01:05:22You think I have a choice?
01:05:25We're the culmination of ten centuries of perseverance, brother.
01:05:30Cousins to King Henry, to Mad King George, and you want me to be normal?
01:05:35Settle down and sigh some airs.
01:05:37Your lifestyle is unsustainable.
01:05:39You can't be the tabloid's favorite man-child forever, Jack.
01:05:44Let's see how far you are without the crown of support.
01:06:21Settle down and sigh some airs.
01:06:37Settle down and sigh some airs.
01:07:05You always treated me like an embarrassment.
01:07:07For Pete's sake, Jack, you're acting like an animal.
01:07:09This is precisely why we hid you away in the first one.
01:07:11AHHHHHH! I'll kill you!
01:07:13I'll kill you!
01:07:15You're a f***ing stout!
01:07:16Stop your acting like infants!
01:07:18Look at me, sir.
01:07:21Are you alright?
01:07:22I'm fine.
01:07:25Clearly I'm not respected here.
01:07:35I'm fine.
01:07:42I'm fine.
01:07:44I'm fine.
01:07:47I'm fine.
01:07:50I'm fine.
01:07:52I'm fine.
01:07:55What in God's green earth is going on here?
01:08:08You're a f***er, you're a f***er.
01:08:10I'm fine.
01:08:15I'm fine.
01:08:17I'm fine.
01:08:21I'm fine.
01:08:21That's okay.
01:08:26You're so f***ing stout.
01:08:29I'm fine.
01:08:32I'm fine.
01:08:49I'm sorry. I just need to take this. I'll come find you. Hello? Rachel. Rachel, it's me.
01:08:57Alyssa, where are you? I don't really know where I am, okay? Jack, he took me to this castle.
01:09:01What? I'm in England, and I found a body. Please, help me. Where are you exactly? Alyssa? Alyssa?
01:09:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Alyssa, where have you gone off to?
01:09:33Alyssa? What are you playing at? Whatever it is you think you might have seen, let me assure you, there
01:09:44is a perfectly...
01:09:46You're trying for my patience.
01:10:00I just want to talk to you, Alyssa.
01:10:03Alyssa.
01:10:08Alyssa.
01:10:09Alyssa.
01:10:10Alyssa.
01:10:11Alyssa.
01:10:13Alyssa.
01:10:14Alyssa.
01:10:14Alyssa.
01:10:15Alyssa.
01:10:15Alyssa.
01:10:17Alyssa.
01:10:23Alyssa.
01:10:23Don't disappoint me.
01:10:27I wanted you to be special, Alyssa.
01:10:30Worthy of my attentions.
01:10:34Do you want to stay nothing but common?
01:10:38There is nothing common about me, Jack.
01:10:42And I would never be with a deranged lunatic like you just to end up in a place like this.
01:11:25I would never be with a deranged lunatic like you just to end up in a place like this.
01:11:32No one will ever find you.
01:11:36No one will even look.
01:11:44I know it is even dark or no one will ever find you.
01:11:50No one will ever look.
01:12:05How many women, Jack?
01:12:09How many bodies are in that stable?
01:12:13Did you bring me here just to kill me?
01:12:17Did you really think that your sparkly personality would be enough for me?
01:12:25I am a prince.
01:12:27I would have flatjacked some girls like you.
01:12:31Are you trying to hurt my feelings?
01:12:36I learned how to deal with people like you a very long time ago.
01:12:40I will talk to you slowly.
01:12:45I will make you walk.
01:12:47As I drain every...
01:12:49Yeah?
01:12:52Drop.
01:12:54Listening to you talk.
01:12:58Is torture enough?
01:13:02Be careful, Jack.
01:13:07Your public is watching.
01:13:22Go.
01:13:22Go.
01:13:22Go.
01:13:38Go.
01:13:41Run.
01:14:13Sir, it's time we stop this madness.
01:14:17Taffa, give me your gun.
01:14:22Give me your gun.
01:14:28You will betray me.
01:14:31I'll do everything you mean to do to you.
01:14:35My family raised you up from nothing!
01:14:38It's my family I'm thinking of, sir!
01:14:42How much this would destroy them.
01:14:45As the truth gets out,
01:14:48I'm done covering for you.
01:14:52You need to do the smart thing.
01:14:56And what might that mean?
01:14:59We'll obtain finest legal counsel.
01:15:03Negotiate with authorities and arrange for you to surrender yourself.
01:15:09Ensure they take into account your making state.
01:15:11Ensure the sentencing is just.
01:15:14You would see me alright when someone's dead.
01:15:17This is for your own good.
01:15:23It is, I suppose you're right.
01:15:26This is the only way forward.
01:15:29I won't leave your side, sir.
01:15:32I'll be with you every step of the way.
01:15:39It's going to be alright.
01:15:41You'll see.
01:15:47I'll find you all the best, son.
01:15:51Thank you for your life, sir.
01:15:59Sir, I know.
01:16:04You've been relieved.
01:16:32Please, please, please, you gotta help me, please.
01:16:36Please, please, you need to help me, please, you need to call the police, please.
01:16:42Give me your police.
01:16:44Give them to me.
01:16:45Okay, okay.
01:16:50I'm so sorry.
01:16:51I'm so sorry, I didn't know.
01:16:59I didn't know.
01:17:02Children, Timothy.
01:17:10Darling, you look like you've seen a ghost.
01:17:11What's the matter?
01:17:13Timothy, it's your brother.
01:17:17Be careful, Jack.
01:17:19Your pup is watching.
01:17:27You need to do something.
01:17:29You need to stop this.
01:17:39What's going on?
01:17:41It's okay.
01:17:43It's okay.
01:17:58Melissa!
01:18:00Melissa!
01:18:03Jack?
01:18:04What did you do?
01:18:07Where's Taffer?
01:18:10What have you done?
01:18:13You knew.
01:18:15You've always known.
01:18:17You just chose to pretend.
01:18:19To focus on what mattered to you.
01:18:21Protecting the facade of the family.
01:18:23Please.
01:18:25Let me help you.
01:18:26You can't help me.
01:18:29My heart's...
01:18:30Hey, Jack.
01:18:31Whatever's happened, whatever you've done.
01:18:34You're still my brother.
01:18:36Let me help you.
01:18:38You have tried so hard to keep it.
01:18:43No one can help me.
01:18:48Just a witness now, aren't you?
01:18:52Testimony to my depuracy.
01:18:53Come on.
01:19:12It's alright, brother.
01:19:14It's alright.
01:19:16It was only a metric time before you turned on me.
01:19:19Not long, I experienced you that betrayal.
01:19:25That's shame.
01:19:33That's really
01:19:34I think, man.
01:20:07I don't know.
01:20:26Alyssa?
01:20:28Where are you running, Jew Alyssa?
01:20:33Who do you think is going to help you?
01:20:36Save you?
01:20:38I'm the sovereign of these lands.
01:20:42Every soul for thousands of yards.
01:20:45They brought her meat.
01:20:56Alyssa, where are you running, Jew?
01:21:10There you are, my darling.
01:21:21Oh, my God.
01:21:24No.
01:21:40Oh!
01:22:06Please, Jack, don't make me do this.
01:22:10Why? Why? When all I wanted to do was to do with you, to give you my heart. Perhaps that
01:22:19you wanted my hand.
01:22:26I only had a lot of intentions of holding it up with you, Elisa.
01:22:36You may be charming, Jack, but you are no prince.
01:22:51I apologize, sir. My judge is to the ground.
01:22:56I apologize, sir. My judge is to the ground.
01:23:31All right, back it up, everybody. Back it up.
01:23:36Melissa, is it true you killed the prince and his bodyguard?
01:23:39No questions.
01:23:40Come on, what's it like to be here with the mad prince?
01:23:42No comments.
01:23:43You gotta give us some one thing to tell your princess?
01:23:50Oh, it is so good to be home.
01:23:53How does it feel being famous?
01:23:57Rachel, I never wanted to be famous.
01:24:02Why do I keep on picking the wrong partner?
01:24:05What about me? I could be your partner.
01:24:08We could start our own firm and turn this newfound family to her advantage.
01:24:12I think that could work out splendidly.
01:24:20I think after everything that's happened, it's best to keep things domestic.
01:24:25For now.
01:24:27Good call.
01:24:44Good call.
01:24:46Good call.
01:24:57Good call.
01:25:06Good call.
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