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00:06Let me worry about nails.
00:08The only thing on your mind should be Nobel.
00:11General, Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
00:16Unless you can figure out the formula.
00:17We are dead.
00:18I'm tiny, and I know it's a shock.
00:20Dad did this.
00:21It was an accident.
00:22Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled on Purpose.
00:25Your publisher better have deep pockets.
00:28You are good people.
00:30I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
00:33I flunked out of school.
00:34I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow, make a case or whatever.
00:38Dad.
00:38What did she tell you?
00:39A lot.
00:40You know I love you, kiddo.
00:41Yeah, I know.
00:42She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
00:44Now you're being dramatic.
00:45Now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
00:46Every dad disappoints eventually.
00:48It's finally your turn.
00:50What the fuck are you...
00:54You're dead.
00:55I am very much a lie.
00:56I never meant to hurt you.
00:57Yes, you did.
00:58Call it even, even Steven.
01:00You know she's coming for you.
01:02Oh, I do.
01:03And I can't fucking wait.
01:23Oh, God damn.
01:26Oh, Uncle Sam can get behind that, huh?
01:29My Pentagon pals are going to love this tiny shit.
01:32He's so cute.
01:33Yes, what's even cuter?
01:35Shipped across the world for the price of a first-class stamp and then restored to regular
01:39size on the battlefield from bang to boom.
01:43Oh, and with your connections, bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
01:54Is that close?
01:57Oh, yeah.
01:57Close one.
01:59The close one.
01:59General, this changes.
02:02Let me...
02:03Yeah.
02:31I'm coming for you.
02:35You crossed the line.
02:38You made me tiny and tried to flush me down the toilet.
02:45You wanted to drown me.
02:48It's my turn now.
02:52Death is too easy, but I can't make you suffer.
02:57Your swimming pool moat cannot stop me.
03:02I may be small forever, but I've never been more powerful.
03:19I must destroy your greatest prize.
03:23I must break you, Drago Rocky IV.
03:33Laugh it up.
03:36Laugh it up.
03:42Let's reset.
03:44Let's go.
03:46Let's go.
03:54Let's go.
04:16Well, well, well.
04:18Am I to assume you're blocking my path to protect less?
04:23I'm protecting science.
04:24You're protecting the man who tried to kill you.
04:27Drawn to wrath by you.
04:29It was a kiss.
04:30A naked kiss.
04:31Now move.
04:39Richie, please don't make me hurt you.
04:44Hurt me?
04:46You destroyed me.
04:48Richie.
04:51I am sorry.
04:54Truly.
04:57Sincerely sorry.
05:00You're a good man.
05:03A really good man.
05:05Now, please.
05:07Move.
05:08Move.
05:09I implore you to think about what you're doing.
05:13Hilton, let's move the demonstration to this morning.
05:16This, this is, that's his last chance to fix the formula.
05:20And so we just, we both need him to succeed.
05:23So regardless of what's happened, just think about your future.
05:27And mine.
05:29Hmm?
05:33Your generosity of spirit will be instrumental in our restoration and a scientific discovery
05:39for the ages.
05:41One worthy of the recognition of the highest order.
05:45The Nobel.
05:49Oh, Richie, Richie, Richie, Richie.
05:55You almost had me convinced.
05:58Get the fuck out of my way.
06:01Wait, wait.
06:02I would rather die a six inch death than see Les Littlejohn win a fucking Nobel.
06:13You're gone.
06:14You're gone into the heart of darkness.
06:21The curve.
06:24Follow the curve.
06:25The curve to infinity.
06:33You do reset.
06:35You do rest.
06:37I'm so close.
06:39What's the map?
06:41What is it that you don't see?
06:52What?
06:55Don't.
06:57You.
07:00See.
07:07Mommy?
07:08Sorry.
07:25Don't I have a house?
07:26Did you want to do a thing?
07:28Good.
08:05Yes, wake up.
08:21Fuck! Where the fuck are you? You evil tiny bitch! Fuck!
08:27You made a fucking canoe! I'm bigger than you! I will crush you! I will win!
08:42Oh, come on!
08:50Help!
08:53Lindy!
08:56Lindy!
08:58If you're hurt, answer me! We can call a timeout!
09:04I don't know what to do! I don't know what to do! I'm coming, Lindy! I'm coming!
09:12I'm coming! And I'm trusting! This is the timeout, Lindy! We agree, right? I'm here now!
09:22Ow! Ow! My pathetic hero!
09:30I called a timeout!
09:33I didn't agree!
09:35You're a poor sport and a monster!
09:37You deserved it! You're a sore loser!
09:40You preyed upon the last shred of my compassion!
09:43Good! Now we're even! Time in!
09:46So there was a timeout!
09:48In your mind, I'm dumbing down to play along!
09:51Oh, you don't need to dumb down! You've been dining on a dumb luck for the last twenty fucking years!
09:55Dumb luck! That's what jealous, resentful people call talent!
10:01Talent is the battle cry among housewives over midday chardonnay!
10:06I teach!
10:07Yeah! Those who can't do!
10:10What's the saying? You want to see a woman's future look at a mother? Well, you are your mother!
10:14That's not even the saying, idiot!
10:16I'm no idiot! I'm a literal genius!
10:19Who's out of ideas?
10:20A science-has-been who will be so close for the rest of his life!
10:25At least I started something! And finished it! And won!
10:29That Nobel you want to fuck so bad, I will kill us both before letting you win it!
10:36Start and finish! I win again!
10:40Well, you know there's just one thing I'd love to finish?
10:42You.
10:44Ow!
10:46You!
10:49Ow!
10:53Ow!
10:59Ow!
11:00Ow!
11:01Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh!
11:02Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ah! Oh! Oh! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
11:04Ah! Ah!
11:05What happened to you? Your eye?
11:08Ew.
11:09Nothing. Why are you here?
11:11You're late.
11:12What time is it?
11:13Presentation time. You're not answering your phone.
11:15Hi!
11:16Hey! Hey, down here!
11:18Wait a second.
11:19He made me tiny! Down here!
11:21Just a minute.
11:23Fuck me.
11:28Five minutes. I'll be right behind you.
11:52Hi, Lulu.
11:54Hi, tiny mom.
11:56Oh, funny.
11:57I'm back at school.
12:00How did it go with the review board?
12:02It hasn't happened yet.
12:06I'm thinking about bailing.
12:08Oh, yeah. I get that instinct.
12:12What would you do?
12:14Uh, okay. Let me think.
12:18Um, well.
12:20I know you're excited I called.
12:21Don't make it a thing. I will hang up.
12:24Got it.
12:25I would want to bail, too.
12:29But older, tiny me might come to regret that.
12:36Like, regret what?
12:37It's self-destructive.
12:40And they control the narrative.
12:47Lulu?
12:49That's...
12:51Pretty good parenting.
12:53What the fuck?
12:56I might know a thing or two about a thing or two.
12:59There she is.
13:00I can only be me.
13:02Hey, so, you know, um, I was thinking, you get to hold this my husband-trunk-me shit over dad
13:09for, like, forever.
13:12Like, you could be tiny for, forever.
13:15Which, that's kind of cool, but...
13:19Is it cool forever?
13:21You know, I'm just saying, you know, forever leverage.
13:24Yeah, I'm not thrilled with the idea of forever, uh, but I currently don't have a choice, so I am
13:31making peace with it.
13:32Are you stamping your tiny foot right now?
13:35And if a tiny person stamps their foot, does it make a sound?
13:38Once again, funny.
13:40Just thoughts.
13:42Okay.
13:44I think I know what I'm gonna do, but I want it to be a cliffhanger.
13:49Bye, tiny mom.
14:13So you're gonna hate me, but then you're gonna love me.
14:15I need a third option.
14:17Sid called.
14:18Oh.
14:19Ultimatum.
14:20Lindy's second book, or your imprint is dead.
14:23Like her patience.
14:24Lindy doesn't have a second book.
14:26Or does she?
14:27No, she does not.
14:28Hell yes, she does.
14:31Ultimatum.
14:32Jackie finished her novel, Untitled On Purpose.
14:34That was quick.
14:35Well, she's prolific, and driven, and willing.
14:38But I have a strict moral code.
14:40Huh.
14:41So let's wheel and deal.
14:42You get the book, slap Lindy's name on it, save your imprint, or...
14:48My dad.
14:50He doesn't know anything about this yet.
14:53Yeah, so I did a little research, and it's true.
14:56Jackie finished her novel, and your cowboy has a daughter, and it's hell.
15:01This is the hate part, but, like, let's just focus on the love part.
15:06Which is what, exactly?
15:08Whatever you choose.
15:11It's an ethics test.
15:13Your imprint, or my dad.
15:14Lies, or love.
15:28Me.
15:30I choose me.
15:32Which means I choose him, whatever his name may be.
15:34Love the me choice.
15:36Hate the rhyme.
15:37Is this going to be a problem?
15:40The first thing you've said that I respected.
15:44Philip.
15:45Dad's name's Philip.
15:46Goes by Flip.
15:48Flip.
15:50I flipped for Flip.
15:52Oh, God.
15:54That's a good thing, right?
15:55Very.
15:57How does one solve the problem of feeding the world?
16:03Only less little John knows.
16:06Now, what if we could take, say, an ear of corn and shrink it to a fraction of the regular
16:12signs?
16:13I can assure you, you'll be here.
16:17A hundred, a thousand ears of corn.
16:29I know I'm late.
16:31I know I just, I just need a minute.
16:36I fell down.
16:37Oh, really?
16:38Mount Kilimanjaro?
16:39Yes, practically, yes.
16:41Hilton.
16:42Is going to sell the tech to the military.
16:46Bang-da-boom, I said.
16:48What, after we solve your hunger?
16:50No, instead of tiny soldiers, tiny missiles.
16:55Big surprise.
16:56But I am so close, for real, for real.
17:00I know, I believe you.
17:02Now, Hilton owns the tech.
17:03He's going to do with it whatever he wants anyway.
17:05But we can't be party to that.
17:09So walk, no, run.
17:11You run away.
17:14I...
17:16I don't think I can.
17:17Give them what they want.
17:18You out the tech and government hands, but not the restoration.
17:24Okay?
17:24What about my Nobel?
17:25What if I'm, what if I'm out of ideas?
17:27Um, it's time.
17:30I don't think I can.
17:32I don't think I can.
17:34You have the fate of the planet in your hands.
17:39Me?
17:40Don't fuck it up.
17:48i see you looking at me judging me like smug dicks but you will never judge me as harsh as
18:01i judge
18:01myself i've realized that i've been trying to live up to others expectations of me
18:08i don't know what i want from myself and i thought that was a problem but it's not
18:18it's just the process and i can figure that out here or somewhere else
18:31honestly i'm okay either way
18:48any chance you might be swinging by the airport tonight
19:10he looks fucking nuts yes quite science is not magic no there is no ta-da there is not
19:23it is work hard work evidently it's frustration it's passion it's misery and joy and it's fear
19:37you can spend years lost wandering among the trees wishing hoping maybe even praying which
19:44goes against all established scientific understanding that maybe one day you will
19:49finally see the forest well today is that day
20:00let's finish what we started
20:10here are my final thoughts
20:15h hat equals h bar omega times a dagger a plus one half
20:24plus plus plus p hat squared over two m plus two over m omega squared uh x squared which
20:40which
21:01it's upside down
21:05it's inverted
21:09janet
21:10invert
21:12m omega squared x squared
21:15over two
21:17bombs
21:19invert
21:20invert
21:24inverted
21:25m omega squared
21:28x squared
21:29over
21:30two
21:31carl
21:33im
21:34implement
21:36e
21:37u
21:40m
21:40o
21:42me
21:44m
21:50o
21:51and
21:54o
21:54o
21:56o
21:57o
21:57o
21:58o
22:04Let's make history.
22:39Gentle people, three minutes until the curve reaches limitless stabilization.
22:46Translation?
22:48Ta-da!
22:57Okay.
22:59Fuck, I fucking hate tape measures.
23:05Okay.
23:07It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
23:32I did it.
23:35I did it.
23:37I did it.
23:39I did it!
23:41Yes!
23:42We made history!
23:43Limitless stabilization!
23:46Yes!
23:46Translation?
23:48Hilton, the corn, mathematics...
23:50Let me!
23:51Let me!
24:03Delicious, sweet, and crisp.
24:07Mwah!
24:08You did it.
24:09Who knew?
24:11Oh.
24:12Oh dear.
24:20Are you okay?
24:21Ow!
24:24Whoa, whoa, whoa!
24:25Give us a place!
24:26Are you okay?
24:27Whoa, whoa, whoa!
24:27Are you okay?
24:28No!
24:29No!
24:29No!
24:29Give us a place!
24:29Give us a place!
24:30Ta-da!
24:34I got you!
24:36Finally!
24:37I got you!
24:38Fuck yeah, you did.
24:40Awesome, Les.
24:44Oppenheimer's got nothing on you, huh?
24:53Thank you, man. Let's talk numbers.
24:56What the fuck?
24:57Let's talk numbers. Yeah.
25:10Oh, no, you didn't.
25:15Okay.
25:17I fucking hate tape measures.
25:20It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
25:25All right, Mills, you want to know more about Les' secret project?
25:30Here I am, okay?
25:34Les.
25:36Is it the corn? Are you sick?
25:38No, it's not the corn. Somebody emailed something.
25:40Something not good to a journalist.
25:43And something is going to destroy me.
25:46Nils, is that the journalist?
25:48Yes. How did you know?
25:49You mentioned him before.
25:51Yes, well, imagine what he could do if he had something on me.
25:53Something big, small, but very big.
25:55What do I do?
25:57You sit.
26:01Relax.
26:03Today is your day.
26:05No.
26:07It's our day.
26:10We did it.
26:12Partners.
26:15Don't worry about Nils.
26:17Vivian's taken care of it.
26:19Nils has retired permanently.
26:23Nils is not a problem.
26:27He's not?
26:27Who sent you the email?
26:30Tell Vivian.
26:32Who is your problem?
26:34Are you going third person?
26:36I find it effective in situations such as this.
26:38Now.
26:39Tell Vivian.
26:44Fine.
26:45It doesn't matter who.
26:49Sometimes, when someone threatens the most important thing in the world to you, you have no choice but to eliminate
26:59them.
27:00Because the someone who would do something like that is never going to stop.
27:07You are going to have to stop them.
27:12Does that scare you?
27:14No.
27:15Yes.
27:16No.
27:17A little.
27:18I'm not suggesting you physically murder someone.
27:20Did you think that?
27:21No.
27:23Yes.
27:23No.
27:24A little.
27:25No.
27:25I'm only suggesting...
27:26Get creative.
27:29Why, yes.
27:30Get creative.
27:31And then...
27:34Leave the rest to fate.
27:37Fate...
27:38Makes its own choices.
27:42Fate.
27:45Yes, that is creative.
27:49Come on, Nils.
27:51Woo!
27:59Write me back.
28:01Write me back, Nils.
28:02Jesus.
28:05Come on, Nils.
28:08No!
28:10Lindy!
28:13Lindy, I have a surprise for you.
28:17I'm unarmed.
28:18There's no tricks up these sleeves.
28:20I come bringing tidings of great joy.
28:24I solved the restoration formula.
28:26I can make you big again.
28:29If that's something you're interested in.
28:39Going to celebrate?
28:43I've decided.
28:45We're keeping him.
28:46Yeah.
28:48He won't play ball.
28:49You don't know that.
28:50I do, actually.
28:52It's kind of my thing.
28:54Just fire him.
28:55I can get him to play.
28:57Les' brain is a valuable asset to us.
29:00More valuable than mine?
29:02Or yours?
29:03You're making me choose.
29:05You're making me choose.
29:06Well, then we should both choose wisely.
29:17What?
29:17I'm not even blocking you.
29:19Just go around.
29:21Alright.
29:27You better not be fucking with me.
29:30Oh, no.
29:31It's true.
29:32I did it.
29:32I remain a literal genius.
29:35Look.
29:36I miniaturized and restored Mr. Magoo.
29:40How's that proof?
29:41I never saw him tiny.
29:43I hate that cat.
29:44Well, that's funny.
29:45He told me he hates you, too.
29:47What's that, Magoo?
29:49Huh?
29:52You're hungry?
29:54Poor thing.
29:55He's been through a lot.
29:57What am I saying?
29:59You know.
29:59Sorta.
30:01Well, gotta feed him.
30:03Be inhumane not to, right?
30:05You know, Dr. Carmichael said that I can't force change on you.
30:11So, I'm having second thoughts about making you big.
30:15I think I've learned that I have to accept you for who you are.
30:19The way you are.
30:22And that you're never gonna stop.
30:25I gotta eat myself.
30:26Worked up quite the appetite.
30:28I think I deserve a good meal.
30:31And so, I bid you farewell.
30:33And I wish you the best of luck.
30:40I'll leave it up to fate.
30:55Good kitty.
30:58Easy, Magoo.
30:59Easy.
31:01Easy.
31:12Magoo, stop!
31:14Dad!
31:14Dad!
31:16Stop!
31:17I'm tired!
31:21So, be honest.
31:22When I took a bite of the sweet corn, did you think I was going to explode?
31:25Did you?
31:25You didn't?
31:26Did I?
31:27I don't know.
31:27I mean, not really.
31:29But, you know, I was thinking, um, trust the map.
31:32Trust the map.
31:33That's what I...
31:33Oh, did you see Hilton?
31:34Did you see his face?
31:35Was he scared?
31:35I didn't see...
31:36Let's not focus on Hilton.
31:37Yeah, fuck that guy.
31:38Let's focus on me instead.
31:39Let's focus on us.
31:42Yeah, I'm the fucking golden boy.
31:43Cheers to me.
31:44Cheers to us.
31:46And everything we want to accomplish together.
31:51You know, I can't believe it.
31:52I mean, I can't believe it, but I can't believe it because, you know, I did make fucking history.
31:55If only Lindy could see me now, right?
31:59Lindy?
31:59Yeah.
31:59You know, I saw her in my science thoughts at the podium.
32:03Um, that cocktail napkin when she turned it right side up.
32:06Bang!
32:07That was it.
32:07I got it.
32:08Invert.
32:09Lindy.
32:10Mm.
32:11Mm.
32:11Helped you.
32:13With science.
32:14Yeah.
32:15I guess.
32:16You know, cheers to me.
32:18Again.
32:19Mm.
32:20You're not really eating.
32:21I feel ill.
32:22Yeah, so do I a little bit.
32:23In my stomach.
32:24I think it's excitement.
32:26Les, we shared.
32:30We got personal.
32:31Mm.
32:32We have secrets.
32:36I thought we were partners.
32:38A scientist standing in front of another scientist.
32:41Yeah.
32:42Of course.
32:43You helped.
32:44Helped?
32:45Yeah.
32:46Like Lindy helped.
32:49You both helped.
32:50But I plan on thanking you in my acceptance speech when I win the Nobel and not Lindy.
32:57And then everyone will know that you contributed and not Lindy.
33:01And that's very important to me.
33:03Not Lindy.
33:05Is more important to you.
33:08Than us.
33:10Not really following.
33:11Exactly.
33:20I think you should collect your things.
33:22Uh, from what?
33:23From here?
33:24From the office.
33:25Oh, yes.
33:25Good idea.
33:26We need more space.
33:27We do.
33:28In a way.
33:30Excuse me a moment.
33:33Can I, uh, order you anything else?
33:37I'm done.
33:37I'm done.
33:43Oh, my God.
33:50Is that...
33:52She leaving?
33:53What's happening?
34:07Fuck.
34:11What's my stuff?
34:14Hey!
34:15I know you can see me! Open the fucking door!
34:20My ID's not working!
34:26Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:28You gonna let me in?
34:31Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:35Is this about a cat?
34:37I want my tiny cat back.
34:41I restored him! I took him home!
34:43It's fucking Lindy's cat! I hate that cat!
34:47I don't know who you are.
34:48I don't know who you are!
34:52Oh, you're gonna let me in!
34:56Oh, fuck this!
34:57Yes!
35:05Think you can lock me out, motherfuckers!
35:09It's my fucking world!
35:10Oh, my!
35:18Damn!
35:20Oh!
35:21What?
35:27What was the plan here?
35:30My ID didn't work.
35:34And you were gonna drive through the lobby?
35:38Yeah.
35:41You didn't listen.
35:44I tried.
35:46I was passionate about it.
35:48I cursed.
35:49I warned you about these people.
35:53You did.
35:54You dummy.
35:56Now it's over.
35:59Hilton has everything.
36:04We have nothing.
36:07We have nothing.
36:07Well, I...
36:09I couldn't help it.
36:11It's my life's work.
36:12I had to do it.
36:14Les.
36:16The Nobel was never on the table.
36:20They were always going to steal your tack.
36:23Martin.
36:24Without the Nobel...
36:28I'm not worthy.
36:32Worthy of what?
36:40Her.
36:42Lindy.
36:46They needed Lindy to be proud of me.
36:52Lindy's the only person who's ever really gotten me.
36:56Seen me.
37:00Lindy.
37:03I can't get her out of my head.
37:05She's everywhere.
37:12Oh, God.
37:14Oh, fuck.
37:15Oh, fuck.
37:17Oh.
37:18What?
37:18I can't keep up.
37:20Can you get back in there?
37:21What did I just say?
37:23I have to get the formula.
37:24Oh, fuck, fuck.
37:25I can't go home without it.
37:26I need a ride.
37:27No, you're going to have to take an Uber because I got Dana.
37:29No, you're going to fucking drive me home.
37:31Fucking now.
37:32This is life or death, Martin.
37:33For real this time.
37:34What?
37:34For really, really real.
37:35Magoo could eat her.
37:37The cat.
37:38Yeah.
37:38What do you mean?
37:39I'll explain to you and Dana later.
37:40You're going to drive me.
37:41Come on.
37:42What?
37:42What are you...
38:04I'll go ahead.
38:13Here You Found.
38:15You're alive.
38:17You're alive.
38:18Wrong one, but I just, I'm trying to reconcile less the husband and less the scientist.
38:22What drives a man to, to such generosity and compassion towards science and yet such selfish
38:27outlessness towards his wife?
38:28I just, tell me, why?
38:31I'm asking again, why less?
38:34Richie.
38:35What?
38:35No, no, no.
38:36This is not the time for this.
38:37Why marry a man?
38:39No!
38:41Richie!
38:45Yes, cause it's gone, daddy gone, love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone, love is gone away.
39:04When I see you, eyes will turn blue.
39:10When I see you, a thousand eyes turning blue.
39:16Cause it's gone, daddy gone, love is gone, gone, daddy gone, it's gone, daddy gone, it's gone, daddy gone.
39:25Beautiful girl, lovely dress, nipped and smiles, oh yes.
39:32Beautiful girl, lovely dress, where she is now I can only guess.
39:37Cause it's gone, daddy gone, it's gone, daddy gone, it's gone, daddy gone, it's gone, daddy gone, it's gone, daddy
39:49gone, love is gone away.
39:52Gone away, gone away, gone away, gone away.
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